1301
…

cuz, we'd be surprised
n that's embarrassing?

if you've been…
payin attention…

wut, tryn…
keep …up?
sure, now?

…if they …havva:
sensea …humor…
ya might be funny?

cuz ya needta …be able ta say
ya dunno wut we're talkin about
…n …havvit …be …believable?

…pre-lax, industry
oinly ever appeals
if iz …orthern
inconsistent?

no buddy thinks
yer that dumn…

ok, now you pre-tend ta
be crazy n comae at me

cuz: we reject those we wub,
if they don …con-form ta our
…alleged definit-ions o wub…
which: only whirks inna casea
vertically integrated / BD/SM /
master-slave relat-ion-ships…
cuz we got tricked inta rejectin
our-selves, n so categoric-ally

izzit embarrassing cuz
if i guessed correctly?

they jus really believe
they're that awesome
…n since they're also
the smartest possible
that that explanat-ion
…must be how the…
universe's hooked-up
n so we'll also believe
schtickity, eventually?
the power o positivity;
but …still two positive
magnets repel as well
as two negative poles
…so the constellation
of the mighty Pole Ox
…will be con-sulted…

we wouldn wanna embarrass you…
by doin thingies properly insteada…
wut ever yer apparently really up to

to benefit…
the gods…

so, the space whales exist…
n much can be known of this;
domes, for example… famous

callit a flag, logo, emblem, ideae
…sumtimes, the poster image…
of ideaes emselves, generically

n notta big as a plannit…
or could …devour one…
but …yeah, could land:
onna small AI-sterod…

n like regular water based whales:
navigates itself… through a galaxy
on gravity waves n magnetic fields

but the space domes,
those are embassies:
to these… traveling…
nomadic wanderers…
or …that's the nearest
term understandable…
normal / morer-nuller…
beins tendta assemble
n there's tons o these?
sooper nice furniture…
mosta em bagazillions
o zerl-gons old… or…
jus how long it's been
since last dusted any

…vendin machines
still whirk well enuf

n if ya don understand…
how important …hollow…
immersion wuz back then…
ya might not intuitively enuf
…stand under …symbolism
…but they will send poets…
if only inna …forma: sum…
bot wut can measure math
…so, if no one gets it then,
'ow dya rember… ya only
meant ta pit stop, quick?

or, as much would
be said by nobility
…were there any
…even already?

if you hafta prevent me from speaking
that i been as inconvenienced as you
and it's as valid for me as it is for you
…then that leaves the real remaining
only possible reason unconsidered…
your reputation …is more important?
…the cases that make themselves…
as well, and without trying or noticing
…we're the ones being that unequal
and it …is that potentially annoying,
so much as to cause so organically
this amount of counterbalance, jus:
percolating …up thru the economy

n then… any n alla optimism
needsta seem liek sarcasm?
…cuz why n how, ball-park?
has any thingy ever whirked
out really, n if so: wut n why
(goin ta relevance possibly,
jus… demonstrate alacrity)

just invalidating nice, wit
my capacity to consider
i'm wrong, with no witty
explanation, even that?

we are not wrong to misjudge you
but you are wrong to …especially
correctly so judge / …discern: us

n when you
understand
…that well
enough…

cuz ya can mantra-out
on "wtf" …all ya wan…
but it'd jus be: you only
don deserve a straight
answer / explanation?
n most purple thought
that far ahead by now

n …now they're sayin…
that yer not corruptable
…is suspicious enough
ta not …hafta move on
…even yet, jus quite…

the definit-ion of…
any fellow citizen?

…jus measuring…
accurately enough
wut all is too much
ta hafta put up wit?

if it doesn't
demonize…
self-reliance

de-serving an:
ex-planat-ion?

how bout… jus…
permission ta be
inna bad mood?

so… those of you who
…would have joined…
the space coast guard
/ justa buncha shuttles
low earth orbit patrols
perfect setta skill sets
space stations, bases
n cloud city platforms:
but that's not available
cuz agents frumma fun
furutue …hadda adjust
…the local lil timeline…
technology uninvented
hafta find "sum way" ta
let scifi comedy rule all
…needa more plausibly
deniable explanation, n
indeed for every thingy:

sum times, purple need the…
thingies they complain about
to reelee be that extreme…
whirled seems so scary…
mosta their problems…

don begrudge…
a fellow being's
natvral righta…
keepa secrecy
no one knows
why, really…
jus don do it

we accepted yer judgment
when it swore ta adhere ta
certain basic principles TM
n even more where rational

don seem liek ya liek me now…
n i'm bein over-atop compliant…

you jus …disagreeing wit every thingy i say
n me bein still …obligated ta believe ya, no
matter wut, how much sense that makes…
inclines me to suggest further whippings…
though …i know you'll find it offensive, so:
perhaps if i could havva demonstration…

n sometimes, the…
high-rez downloads
can take a lil longer
but that don mean
…we're …slow…

n do they …really
…needta… feel…
liek they never dun
any thingy worng
…even that jus
…right there?

…n no ideae who all… reelee
…voted for our demise… or…
wutta plan is frum here on out?

…ok… who all knew i thought
you all were way more mature
n maybe even jus testin me?

every buddy ok wit
'ow …nice we are?

n any sense of how
long / much longer:
this is gonna take?

we wait until dust settles
…as if that's our calling?
n then, who do we call?

so, the …enda yer marriage,
yer still thinkin: nice purple…
not only …possibly exist, but
ya could …possibly reach out
n even attempt a connect-ion?
except now, yer phone number
is not only long since obsolete
but that means ya can't delete
anya the emails or contacts…
n orther thingies ya can easily
…jus not that one ya wanna…
so, yer schtuk with that image,
n so: the recurring experience
every day ya tryn use …anya
those alleged thingies, ever?
right, might as well not exist
din even hafta talk ya inta it

cuz yer takin advantagea missin pieces
…but that's okay, cuz ya out-rank me?
so you coulda even made em missin;
yer entitled to that advantage, now?

're there …orther purple …abused,
by this …in here somewhere also?
liek ya …wanna fun …union rep…
if yer safe-whird is… justa: gasp?

so, how dya …mebbe kinda tell
someone ya …can deep-end on
…from someone who's jus tryna
take advantage of the fact that…
ya canna even tella fidderence?
n inna …wut-ever time alotted?

…n left wit no orther choice
one duty to the whirled, we
have …so inconvenienced

ordinary purple… demonized
…til we think …mebbe there
never wuz any such thingy?

…perpetual …confusion…
are we not sposedta know
…that's wut …era this is?

…that should be telling…
it seems possible to them
they let sum purple they're
…that against inc-luding…
accidentally in their realm

so… there's a …possibility
…even very easily, their…
organizat-ion… such as it is
…not only missed …that, but
…orther thingies ya should be
concerned wit even moren that

we had 2 minnas, they took 10…
they alreddy know they can pluck
our eyelashes, any time they wan
…they're savin that …for …last…

be-cause i jus… compliment you
…always guarantrees complicity
/ mandatory happy cooperat-ion
…n i can turn that alla way up…
you have no argument against it

mebbe is jus they really can't /
will never even wanna believe
even if they do / so have to…
yer not as pissed as they're
…openly tryna make you?
havin …no effect on you?
yer insultingly frustrating

they’ll, n this desperately
Needta say iz yer ideae
Even if iz obviously not
n Wallow in believing it
Cuz yer so not like that
…If ya can believe that
…whatever bothers ya

It must be then that we’re…
So hilariously misinformed?

still …don’t know why…
everybody in the world's
still mad at you, do you?

if we’re losers, jus if we…
dunno we’re winners any?
doesn't havva value in our
whirld / universes / psyches
…jus imagine how offensive
someone whirked so hard…
you din even fun …notice…
then it’s infinity against one
or no buddy, so sum zero…
cuz …it sez …fair ain’t free
so, then …free ain’t fair…

we dunno how misjudged…
professionally, intentionally
so, we so de-serve ta be?
why de-serve any thingy?

n jus like that, today’s the day
we’re not persecuted, maybe
never even …really …were?
…same TV shows on tho…

all the survival questions…
still outstanding tho, right?

we dunno how bleak
…our chances …are
…via …ourselves…

If we dunno, We still know best
cuz if we're sure, we're worng?

pretty sure …any alla nice, even ever, wuz
…justa cheer me up / set me back up, for…
another softball inna face n dunk inna tank?
otherwise, by now / long past passed at last
we woulda acknowledged it, so the point is to
or involves includes obfuscating occluding that
n then every bitta damage self perpetuates the
energy spiral / void whirlpool / downward cycle
like a clock on sum kinda free energy machine
…n then …only justa say time is infinite, so ok
…musta …been that important to ya… so, then
…that must …also mean ya …tolly getta say…
which outranks any thingy i ever been or'll be
…or …somewhere in that …general vicinity?

should be more exhausted
at how wrong I am, then…

No one thinks
…Yer not the…
Nicest purple…
so Or deserve a
Straight Answer?

cuz: con-fidence n hone-sty, wut…
Should be magnetically repellent? 

when it seems like… no one can stand
…you… n …no one will ever admit it…
but they’re always …sad about sumn?
n will never admit that, until it’s too late
…sure yer not jus… bein too anxious?

never be so… arrogant, n
impossibly impositioning…
as to assume that you can
…ever be …even remotely
good enough at any thingy
besides whatever yer the:
most best at, personallyt?
seems a little restrictive…

I'm sorry you
never had to
…care about
anybody, only
negotiate, does
that extend to…
objects, even of
any …inanimate
fashion / variety?

1301
…
1302

We’re sorry we jus simply
…can’t trvst but verify, or:
even comprehend it and…
can even totally prove that

sorry, unable …to be-lieve
…any thingy …right now…
unless, o course, it's Doom;
dunno who all's hearda that
…feels …a little …tentative

so, you admit that… then…
alla yer optimism wuzza lie;
n alla hone-sty wuzza sham
n all …guud luck wuz …justa
…sneaky …schtickity …trick?

you need me ta ask you
ta monitor that for me?

now, we are of the tribe
…humans from earth…
later, we'll be the tribe o
…beings from space…

n then entities beyond time;
sum …where along the line
we're gonna needa coupla:
handfullsa quarters, or wut
ever con-tinues on, next…
which shouldn be too hard
…ta …find / …figger out…
deep down, all information

or sort-by jus
…duzzit exist

'ow …izzit…
you dunno…
wut friendly is

it bothers me more,
it …bothers …you?

n no pressure, but
…I was whirried…
You might …think
I wuzza tele-path?
n so, then… that I…
knew …every thingy
You did, whether ya:
Were thinkin or not?
n then, we’d jus stop
Talkin …altogether…

I would be surprised
if I wasn’t instructed
expected to die, jus
based on the tone…
n then… no answer

I feel guilty n pathetic
cuz I’m old n forgetful

'ow long you think they’re
gonna destroy you, jus wit:
don whirry, it’ll all be okay?

posing… as a…
slot machine?

If it’s
rude…
to ask…

so no one’s ever been
as unimportant to you
as you were to them?
and you fun noticed?

Computer, how can…
you tell when you’ve…
been mis-programmed
…kinda …intentionally?

're you …tryna make me …second guess: every thingy?
cuz, there may be an app for that, at the next truck stop
…which, we'd wanna dcownload it duty free, dis galaxy
…which, would hafta comae free witta buncha fun ads
n how fun they are …deep-ends onna local …politics?

boundaries are illusions
but so is yer experience

we accept the values
the whirled has for us

jus outsmarting me,
proves i …fell for it?

cuz if you exist
should be enuf

one in three;
nine in ten…

we're sposedta not care
wut orthers …thinka us
…don …even …lettit…
enter …our …minds…

n then the one in ten
…jus din get asked?

they athe us so bad…
iz gonna …urth when
they …find out we're:
nice / not even mad?

either never hearda honesty…
or never hearda Dis-honesty…
ya canna havvit both fun ways

ya gotta have that
self-esteem, man
…orther… wise…
yer fun …nuttin…

How many times
how consistently
and …how often
did we concur…
we’ve confirmed
…satisfactorily…
liek UFO/RV's in
ancient history…

then, i'd be …so guilty o
jus… bein afrayeda ya…
no recovery, n o course
…perfectly …accurate
…not even liars, then…

before, during, and/or after
…whatever pro-ceeding…

Computer, list alla thingies that
make more sense as sarcasm…

n so far, fake… sympathy, bein…
the most …positive experience…
there may be a spike in …relief?
n proof we de-served whatever…
jus hah-penned, jus bein that silly

…jus: the difference between…
trying to figure out how to… get
thingies to work out, cuz… we…
think it's our responsibility, so…
must be possible, even for us?

n we’re sure: no one …familiar with us has
any problem …standin …under that… or…
why we’re not remotely welcome anywhere,
did that inventory as instructed obligatorially
yet there the data is, but they're experts, so
we accept they're intentionally innaccurate,
as in: nor will ever remotely acknowledge it
…the only pattern is there… nothing more:
complex …is required …or even possible?
no matter how much we try, we always fail
to jus con-vince our minders to step down
there's always another distraction / hassle

it makes sense… of senselessness…
n …puts it onna high pedastal for us…
so, now… we have something to make
sense …of even senselessness, for us

n it’s always our fault
…nuttin can be dun…
but no one's surprised
they jus expect it of us
…no problem with that
except us; and/or even
jus our suspicion of it…

every little thingy
I’ve ever done or
thought or said is
beyond un-cool…
it’s unforgivable…
obviously, goin by
…the re-act-ions?

they're onstage right now
…pre-tending to warm up
for sound-check… as if…
meanwhile send That bot
demanding: a mandatory
metal / musical / magical
onslaught, or we're much
confused, so either way…

they'll "ask" the "reporters"?
ta… "askem" a "quest-ion"?
…see, iz notta bout rumors
…izza bout fun ticket sales
…wunna the space pirates
makes an off-hand re-mark
bout how their warm-up act
pre-tends ta be reddy ta go
…it lends ta: authenticity…
n then, royalties, for startin
a new under-ground genre
…based on bein rebelious
so we round up those fans
…n there's: notta nuffa em
stayin home those nights…
ta mind every store in town

you've played …these sortsa…
festivals before, then… when?

mebbe be less in…
favora bad thingies

wut all are we takin under
…advisement… again…?

in their house,
we must abide
by these rules…
1.  always lock all
doors behind you
(no exceptions, no excuses)
2. everything you do is wrong;
at least seem like you accept it
3. never speak…
even / especially
when spoken to
4. there may be other rules…
you're either not entitled to, or
just don't get to know about…
5. you can and will get yelled at
whenever you're least prepared
…never be able to expect this…
6. leave …absolutely no trace…
of your presence, or existence…
7. never question, even just by…
never having heard of something…
8. never try to avoid being in trouble…
especially for something ordered to do
9. never covet thy neighbor's house…
10. never covet thy neighbor's wife…
• punishments will be automatic…
as …terror is …its own reward?

if it hadn't been ex-plained to me
i …never woulda be-lieved innit?

jus endorsing
…enforcing…

i think it's jus:
that funny i'm
scareda you
…even if it:
hasta be…
made true

n then ya went n jus be yerself / cuul for awhile\
…demonizing that coattail / wake / background

avoiding landmines… on all sides…
just means that's …all we do now…
they know where they planted theirs
…it's no extra brainpan bandwidth…
keeps us that obsessively distracted

…n then, what orther circumstantials…
will con-veniently balance that one out?
they're busy n offended we're suspicious
…that's not being really friendly enough?
…they keep us down, as if that's their job

jus need that badly ta be able ta say
they don hafta listen ta …anythingy
eithera you's even ever sed or will

because friendship… is…
being …mis-interpreted…
so as to: get the resta the
whirld passed the AI-bot?
mebbe iz too easy for ya
…needta set down n rest
get priorities rearranged?

been made funna
/ needta be silly?
…safer whirds…

Dude-opoly …means… we…
all sitta rounda square board
n everytime someone passes
Go… they hand me… $200…
but inna mean time… we play
witta dice n cards n pieces n
share general hipppie whiz?

…cuz, if …alla yer positives
turn to negatives or nuttin…
n those're yer …only orther
choices anyways, ever any
yer prolly sposedta havve
distorted perspoeceive?

is there sum… top-secret …top-three…
…o Yers …I'm …so …blatantly ignoring…
ya hafta …so passive aggressively hint at…

no, thanx… i think we're…
makin great …pro-gress?

we …must handle
problems very well
…jus… look how
long the line is…

foist …they comae…
for the smart ashes…
that's …all it means…

i canna image-in i …needta be
ad-monished …for any thingy…
wazza …cvre, for …that, again?

why izzit so often so too true…
that we jus… deal out injustice
so much quicker than justice?

we're all familiar wit justice
bein knee-capped n for no
real reason necessarry…
why you make us prove
…they're not jus crazy?

it would be the
…ineffective…
whining about it
then, as if there
…were: sucha…
thingy possible…
i mean, ta fake it
would take such
…unimaginable

tell me, if…
this sounds
familiar, ta:
you, any…

just any question i have, it's rude of me to ask
…especially when it really is survival related?

it's not possible to be okay, with any of that…
and in favor of my survival at the same time?

the only way to not be annoying…
is to just let it llik me, this overtly?

keep in mind wut all they
…sposedly hafta go on…

i keep trying to access this hospitality n compassion
you still say you're …automatically providing already

am i not eligible for this fairness…
allegedly on: any apple, any tree?

…cats n dogs… v…
apples n… oranges?
…do we …have any
cats n apples and/or
…dogs n oranges?
cuz, iz: nah neither
anymore… if ever

there's something about me:
which causes / allows people
…n consistentlym everybody
to treat me …unfairly …but…
i've noticed you're all always
nice enough to each other…
n wouldn't …put up with
how i'm being treated…
wouldn't ever have to…
even consider listening

there's no assuring my safety
i've only burned bridges trying

yer secrets
're safe wit
each orther
even about
satisfaction

make it about how
we'll never be able
ta prove nuttin any

never be so un-cuul
as ta be mnad attem
even for any thingy?
…whirth a …study…

there's a …big pilea…
munney sumwhere's…
n …summa em …can…
not only tolly smell it, but:
de-scribe wut it hadda eat,
recommend a fun beverage,
n calculate royalties, plus tip?

you jus say every thingy with that tone
where they know it's their last chance?
n you can say ya been patient enough,
n no one'll save em or have any mercy
n they know wutta dealio fun thingy is?
automatically alreddy n actively ideally
n letta fear control the resta the convo

so, when i ask ya a quest-ion
…even i know… you dunno…
a fun enough fun answer to?

i should know for sure…
i havva blessing o gods?

1302
…
1303

…wut …horrible…
purple, we must be
…to …not deserve
…any answers…
straightern that…
…un-whir-thy o
ramifications…

the subtle humm / tone
should be all ya needta
know, ta think / say / do
wut ever we need ya to

just in case we din know
how ya reelee feel, then

we lern ta not mind:
thingies that bind…
and/or are unkind?

…cuzza fire is
navigable, by
comparison

justa Who-Muns TM
…puttering their way
through a fun galaxy
…liek they rejected
already …their only
change ta navigate
outta a fun galaxy
…whole species
one sunny day?

they're actin liek
don even needta
save face any, jus
…that's how their…
species fun …rolls?
patrollin / monitorin
alla red dwarf stars
…just in case sum
orther fun species:
discards anya their
"prime" "artist" TM
jus so hah-pens ta
tolly stranhd under
their fun …fractal?

relieved atta …ideae o our demise;
…n Then, told: don whirry izza lie…
where's yer inspirat-ion, motivat-ion,
drive… as momentum unto act-ion?
get in there witta fun con-tribut-ion?
…drive around n find mate-reals…
gonna havva somatic component

izzit cuz i'm always nice?
…daz wut ya tolly athe?

jus …measurein ta make sure…
i got no self esteem respect left,
even as an …argument to that?

…so, you know…
i don even know?

so, kinda jus liek how
…inside solid objects…
we measure how much
space is mebbe missin
seemingly / apparently

n then, measure the gravity…
n whirk it out on paper …how
much mass must be therein?

…so, then… black holes?
…can be …said …to be…
reg-ions in space wherein
…there …seemsta be a…
tonna buncha stuff therein
…we jus …canna tell, yet?

so, yer gonna …hafta dis-credit
Math itself, before pro-ceeding
any further escape velo-cities

my heart's no longer innit
jus been driftin aimlessly
…since plate tectonics?
was so long discredited

n so… mebbe that's…
jus how they …tellya…
They been on Yer side,
whole time / alla long n
that's wut that means…

if you think we would even tolerate you,
or any even some: one / thingy liek you
…reelee bein anya the thingies we say
we getta not only tolly think about you
…you see where this is goin already?

yer sposedta
jus …read…
until it reads
itself ta you?
n Then wut?

cuz, i …think they're sayin
…any ball / any outfield…
touches ground, yer fault
so jus don have ground?
…tryn …float in midair…
let no …fact be noticed…
including any dam-age…
ramification, directions…
dimensions; productions?
run upta those gentlemen
…wearin dis hat, all askew…
wit dis clipboard in yer hands?
apologize profusely, don lettem
getta fun whird in fun edgewise
n if they give ya any schtickity…
back, see… tellem yer jus playin
so then they know wut That is…
it would be the loudmouths' win
then they can say that, we say
but onna fidderent wavelength
they might not be tuned inta?

if they …gave us a read-on:
ta be unfair …back, mebbe
…warmed up the plate, n:
loaded alla bases for us?

they needya ta be okay,
but wit dis schtick only?
…izzit a com-petit-ion?

ok, but… how dya be:
unfair, back, enough?
…see, yer not even…
gonna tell me, are ya?

n after alla schtickity You put up wit
ya turna round n givvit ta yer friend
cuz ya don even needa de-fender?

then after alla schtickity
we throw at each orther
yer jus warmin yer feet
by that man-aged fire?

then after alla schtickity ya do ta us
we turna round n givvit back ta You
cuz there's never ever any danger?

we're gonna keep tryin
fidderent configurations
til we get sum real nice?
perpetual energy outta it

but it's apples
n …oranges /
dogs n cats…
dun qualify as off-ended
if yer granted every / only
right ta judge / critic-ize…
yer alreddy alla off-ended
so, there is (if i din notice)
i must havva solid ground
beneath me in sum unfair
…territory, or… zone, or
the auto-bots …woulda:
long since called ya out
/ cut yer power… but, if:
ya say yer not me friend
then de-fender don enter
inta it (off-ended, neither)
anger / danger / stranger
alls ya gots izza theeree
we liek ta do wut we do
we …digit 'ow we are…
we say wut we're sayin

every thingy about me is
justa target for critic-ism
opportunity …obviously
targeted justice jussat
free guitar lessons…

cuz jus imagine…
if ya turn outta be
tolly fun innocent
n alla fun long…

…n alla dis is justa say…
there's nuttin about Them
They …needta be …told:
They're doin …so worng

you obviously will not ever quit otherwise
…why not give someone else a chance?

needed ta make a foola ya
…for sum orther readon…

n then when ya needem…
ta jus …prove their nice…
yer always disappointed?
which… goes ta relevance
…lends / tends ta support:
any thingy they been sayin
there's sum criteria yer not
…elligible to attain… but…
still must not ever quit tryin
…alla parta jus be-having

cuz yer mnad n we…
don getta know why?

so, if you don even needta
pay attention ta even the…
most important informat-ion
it don matter …how much it

cuz, if ya re-spect facts
moren honor …or duty
…doncha see wutta…
potentially dangerous
…precedent …it sets?

it is whirse that ya should…
accuse / think that about me
than anya that be hah-pennin
…cuz, my reputation is more…
important / crucial / imperative…
to whirled civization history, than
…any thingy …gets inniz way…
n who's gonna argue with that?
…right… i din think so… did i?

we also havva artificially inflated
sense o obligation n tolerance?

if no buddy paid em
then where'd alla
…munney go?

ya din…
think i'd:
…mind?

they'll be like:
…great-great-
…great-great
…gray-purple
…de-scribe…
fun …music…
n we'll be like:
nah, the news
…is still onn…

ONN …the only (TM)
one news net-whirk…
you'll ever really need

n then, we'll be all like
jus putta fun movie on
…so, then: image-in…
movies wit-out music…
n music wit-out movies
(wut would there be left
ta distinct connection?)

Hairy Pot-head
…n… Fro-Bro…
same …purple…
any buddy, that…
new information?

…how …couldja's
…give sum buddy
PTSD …jus from
a lil light gassin
n why wouldja
…n anyways
how couldja
tell? …oh…

…mic
drop?

the way i see it… n yer
not …entitled ta agree
…yer not …whirried…
about …each orther…
would be inna posit-ion ta know
n …havva fidderent de-finit-ion
o "friend" jus for me, so…
all i can …thinka ta say is
"guud job / well …done"?

luuk attit dis way?
they'll never send
any buddy oldern
how ever long ya
been doin dis for
ta tellya: "sorry…
but o course no"

usedta be youngern, but since
…that's nmo longer possible…

you don even hafta
've hearda nuttin ya
don hafta put up wit,
if ya getta be a biggy
silly af baby about it?

more prevalent…
than wut, or even
if they did, any is:
jus how it looks?
look into That…

Iggy Noire…?
never hearda

cuz it takes a sooper dooper high IQ
ta nah ever even need any therapy?
n they tryn erase their own memory

they either athe us
…or don needta…
mebbe our Tickets
're too expensive?

n play a …tune… but…
it's like… they wantcha
ta cry, then die… from
tears o loneliness TM
but only for them, so
it's gettinj kinda a lil
embarrassin… yer
bein so onta em?
but that's wut it's
totally a lil like…

wut ever it is you need me ta
…think, or say, or do, even…
iz …never gonna occur ta me
n yer never gonna tell me, so:
obviously yer leanin inta it abit
…we're gonna need ya ta sign
sumn wit whirds ta that effect?

so, the attent-ion span …thingy
…proved… not un-productive?
…jus for our furutue records…

…n made it sooper easy, too
…all they hadda do waz jus
…disavow… That nipple…

Because fearing …being …mis-interpreted…
equals fearing the inevitable, automatically…
n paints resistance as futile via any activity…

we should not be afrayeda each
…orther so much… it'll pre-vent
…company frum …comin over?

well, rich …fun purple…
're encouraged ta athe?
kinda liek how chix
're encouraged ta
…dress funny, n
draw on …each
orther's faces?
no one's sposedta
fun notice, though

they'll say yer
bitter about it,
if they hafta, it
jus means that
…much ta em?

…we're sorry
yer hearts're
so set onnit?

y'know 'ow
i know i'm
…crazy?
ex-perts
…sed…
they also
only lern
by doin

it's more important…
that they get cfredit…
for sumn / any thingy
…than doin it right…
n even That's a front
/ …cover for sumn…
cuz …auto- irony…
laws o chaos, TM?

jus provin, for us all, once again
there is / never wuz no more-all
or even legal path ta… wut ever
they're even jus …sayin thery're
tryna hafta getta way wit alreddy

…make em change their names
…n …move very far away …n…
letta "where no buddy digits em?
or treats em fairly" …be …that…
proud contention so inalienable?

And also mea-sures:
how well / much yer
able to lean… on the
other scale …jus for
safety, how relevant
/ valid a reason etc.

…but if you only…
have band-wagon
/ author-ity fallacy
/ ad-vice to go on
…yer a strawman

they don’t like me n got
So tireda hintin politely
I feel beyond mortified
…as un-cuul as that is

I clearly …wouldn …know…
'ow ta …urth any …feel-ins…
even my own …or: especially
carefully avoid em, even jus
askin "what time izzit" atta
…worng timea fun …day

if I’m obligated to pursue only positive possibility
which: If that includes understanding accurately
…it’s a carnival, with no prizes, only fast talkers

Render all…
Reassurance
…Impossibly
Invalid etc…

cuz: forgiveness doesn’t enter into it
if it’s …not even an inconvenience…
but, if it… didn’t …even… happen…
oh, that deep-ends on the purples?

and: how do we
get relevance to
go to credibility…
jus automatically?

If I could …really be a whole-ash
…you’d …tell me what I’m doin?
so i can… assume I’m still cool
n so …possibly make up for it
…which: it Alreddy don even
Sound liek me, but whatever
You say …hasta …go, so…

as compelling as
frustrat-ion, itself

1303
…
1304

cuz, we're startin to imagine:
mebbe it is our imagination?

only disasters
're …possible
here, watch…
us …prove it…

we whirry our best ain guudy nuff…
n even any thingy is… too whirst, n
even any thingy is yell at us about…
n even any thingy there is… is justa:
whirst / only gonna yell at us about?
n so then: even any possible contact
is auto associated wit anti social ions
n if that don whirk… we'll get ta whirk
see wut guudy that possibly even duz
…n then, if that don whirk… we'll ask?

n then a wee fee
cuz our wifi's out

if you care about yer clients…
ya should stand up n demand
ta be better trained about em?
…so… nah… jus follow orders,
so… auto-deferring to even any
…lowest-common-denominator /
wut ever harms innocence most
eschewin acknowledgin-ignorin
shallow / hollow cries for mercy
in dark-shivvery, lonely corners
/ obeying mindlessly only rules
designed to confine / constrain
nah justa mess wit their minds
or sum orther alleged possible
orther qualifying consideration
…ya want the best ta hah-pen:
ta these creatures / bipeds, any
/ existential entities …under yer
so exquisitely priced protection?
or …if not …jus say we're crazy
…which tracks wit puttin up wit
jus …listenin to that whole bit?

n the beauty part being:
alla Lackeys / Minions…
think they're that crucial?

we wannem ta… thinka emselves
the way sum gangsters do when
they realize …sum fix iz fun in?

the …absurdity industry
…so, jus: unreadonable
…v… readonable, then?

how many why-ifs
dya have, Zeebo?

we'll now pretend
that he's our boss
n he's jus testin us
n sumn went wrong

i have sever why-ifs
…one's in charge…

once, my why-if was upset on our front porch
i tried to calm her down, but it didn’t help, so
i reached out, justa touch her shoulder and…
i swear, only in compassionate reassurance…
but, she screamed and threatened to call 911…
that’s when I realized: that’s what's so upsetting
that I was trying to help …n could …possibly be
…successful …if the information were available?
but that’s the most ridiculous thing in the world…
n even that is justa front / cover for sumn, but it's
stilla far stretch from makin me think i'm paranoid
…n I’m …dressed like… This, the whole time, so:
I’m wondering what rumor I don’t deserve to hear
…weighs more than any story I have I can prove
…thank you so much, for hearing my question…
i yield the balancea me time back ta floor-house

cuz Roam-AI-ns would pretend ta… not have
…cloaking devices, if they could… so …who
was the first martyr …for owin …that cover?

yer clearly a gawd, not even
Ronny Ray-Gun TM could…
reelee …pre-tend ta fall for?

n ya looka round onna…
Sunny Summer Sunday
at… Alla creat-ion any
Gawds mighta made
Any …ungrateful ya
…still haven’t laid…

…when wut they wait on…
is whirsen any thingy else,
collectively or individually,
yer an experimemt in that

…Sounds …like …they’re
…not gonna let …anyone
…correctly …assess… /…
appreciate, especially you

So validate
Og orance..

Og Orance… pronounced "glagh?"
for whom the con-dit-ion is named:
is known to be …not the first / only
but, jus: not the first / only known?

More null eyes…
feel under Duress

The safer bet is we deserve it, but
we haven’t dun any thingy right yet

…for which ta havva framea reference
ta base such …understandings upon?

there has yet to be a reward…
for even approaching our best

wut orther incentives're sed exist
/ wut peace will y’all not pro-test?

…I don… think I’m …cap-able o doin…
any thingy to so please you, is why you
have no use for me… we’ve checked…

if yer not cap able
jus turn in yer cap

There’s …no…
transparency in
yer accountability
and/or vice versae
…n ya enjoy bein
mean …too much?
wut made ya D-side
ta even fun …apply?
ya don digit doin thingies
jus …bein …appreciated
for schtickity ya can say
ya tolly fun dun alreddy
as if that's: reelee only
the power in yer glory
bein so accomplished
…ya don even hafta…
offer ta show yer whirk;
yer skills'll ever be …so
beyond our appreciation
cuz we were too busy hustlin at failin…
ta even …hafta getta tryn pay at-tent-ion
ta how …expertly you tolly accomplished?
yer mind blowingly now complete situat-ion
might as well be a figmenta our imaginat-ion

cuz if ya… gimme an argument
frumma "union-rep perspective"
yer thinkin i …hafta re-spect it…
as if it tolly makes perfect sense

o Course, a gawds… 're neither
…surprisable …nor satisfiable?
they’re modelled after the stars;
which …o course we now know
iz all relative, even the dimmest
will burn out one day eventually

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thought it waz more-null
came free witta universe
woulda taught it that way
discouraged meandering

wewll, they figger ya must deserve it;
n they know they get to, n they figger
if ya don even …getta know …that…

mebbe they're jus …tryna ex-tract
dis-re-spect frum ya… so they can
say: see, yer not even guud for that

have ya ever hadda dance
…by a lighta a full moon…
while gawds were watchin
wit clipboards, one image

…n if by …stoop-ed olympics TM,
o course… y'mean… suspiciously
not ever …knowing …wut / ever…
exactly ya re-fuse ta tay'll me ever
…wow… wut else dya do ta those
who've …never had anyone else?
any royal-ties via …pay-per-view?

well, izza lil more improbable than
randomly …rollin a roomie witta…
exact same fave sports team, but
we will see wut we can see, is all

cuz Nice makes
Purple / Pueple
uncomfortable
…never mind… Smart n Funny
now, if ya try …n add / layer…
Honest n Innocen on toppa it
yer gonna also hafta be Silly
enuf ta be …dismissed enuf
but alla makin Logic outta it
jus sez ya musta obviously
been… doin it far too long
n so… prolly never gonna
be …able ta be talked inta
havin a parade over nuttin
…which is all they're really,
really …really doin, really…
hence alla …commotion…
n alla …lacka commotion
but they wan ya ta move
wit em… so: co-motion
…so …perfectly timed

What repercussions are there
…of being accused… for you?

they jus have no use for ya's,
if ya canna interpret correctly

what repercussions of being accused?
…cuz ya know I'm nice… also naive…

cuz for me, it disavows my disability
…says every thingy's all my fault…
so if i'm fuzzed… i tolly deserve it?
i think that's more to be afrayeda

John Blushie, Fishie Carrier
…And Yackrod… n Twiggy
…sneakin behind a studio
warehouse, walkin in onna
worng set… jus… tryna…
finda place ta burn one…

so: Comedy 101 TM…
pick yer favorite song?
write some funny lyrics
end o class, i'll be back

how bout …i've…
learned by doing
…not all doing is
learnable from?

…ya dunno …wut yer …talkin about…
n actin liek ya …still getta be a boass…
n prolly seemingly reelee believe it, too?

see, iz funny cuz we don havva choice
…we know yer mean, but still hafta…
whirk wit ya, n …as if yer tolly nice?

…i digit it when they
…callit an "A-bility"?
insteada sum orther
perspective's spin?

…touchy, feely
…then go n…
Then think…
see, so Say
…don even
enter into it

so, wait…
lemme get
dis straight
…if …we…
do graduate,
n never make:
any moren 30k
…we don hafta
make a single…
payment …ever?
how long is That
sposedta take ta
make …sense ta
…someone… on
average, per se?

we know yer only pickin onnus
…cuz we're …Demon Cats TM

Demons have Cats, yes
…and we're …very nice

…if they prevent understanding…
via: how dare ya even accuse em
even / especially when ya weren't
…maybe ya somehow really were

is there any purpose yet to just
any constant discouragement
from anything i'm sposedta do
…almost as if: i don't deserve…
anything i need, no matter what?
or …jus leave well enough alone?

they don wannus around, but
…then wut would they do wit
…alla those …mental skills?

every thingy izza elementa
sum …complicated setta…
even arguably unrelated…
schemes ta inconvenience
at best, as in… as if: if as…
wunna em proves avoidable
…watch em …reassemble…

it's the thoughts
wit-out think-in?
…cuz ya tryn…
reassess …if…
whatever they're
…sayin is …trve,
then …what kinda
universe must it be
so, ya thinka bout it
inna backa yer mind;
which, quick as it can…
reports: dis star system,
the one we're in / frum…
whole time / alla long, iz…
liek 10 light years off, frum
where iz: sposedta… be…
n not liek: inna fidderent…
constellation, or any thingy
…but, ya won-der …how…
that could be… so, ya thinka
bout it, inna backa yer mind;
which, again, quick as it can
reports: math, math, math…
how many orbits around the
galaxy …just enough for the
primal stellar material to be
bumped to aside just enuf
ta account for: a UFO/RV
…right, teleporting into a
debris field, as in / as if:
not outta hyperspace
but …space time, so
a pocket time portal
…so, not jus moral
…but… political…

so, we're alla frayeda
doin …any thingy our
self / own ideaes any,
cuz …we're so bad at
imitating each orther?

there's never been any
joy in their own identity
…only conforming to…
insufficient instructions
…n then they wonder…
wut… Yer pro-blem is?
do they also only learn:
by doin, ever even any
yet …never surprised?

dear leade o the free galaxy
…i am justa lil fun kid, so…
i imagine you havva …lotta
these …letters ta fun read…
i mean, jus my whole class?
times alla schools …on alla
space plannits in dis sector
…n then, alla sectors: i don
wanna even getcha started
…cuz yeah, then alla those
variables, complex n in flux
but then, with thoughts liek
that on our minds, cuz alla
math home-whirk less-ons
only so jus recently taught
mebbe that balances it out
…so i jus wanna say i have
very many strong feelings…
about allat …extra fun whirk
sum buddy inna government
obviously programmed y-our
mass-galactic / fractal-social:
hyper demographic simulator
to make it fit all so: magically
together …as if we're nature
(n so any thingy else we do
might as well seem normal,
or more-null more-all, too?)
anyways, i hope: who-ever
comaes …long after you…
will …appoint me …to sum
…high af …lofty af poisition
where we can finally make
these changes, cuz… you
get where i'm comin from
so thanx jus for bein you
n allowin me to add this
to me resumed resume`

1304
…
1305

don even …tryn n say ya…
dunno why ya de-serve it?

it don mean i'm special or even nice,
jus survived n obviously reluctantly?

there's …oceans
…and e-motions
on yer …space-
fun plannit, yo?

…n they're all in…
con-stant mot-ion
…simultaneously

sum atta speed o light
relative ta each orther

as space, itself:
rapidly expands
wit accelerating
n exponentially

n the …speed o light …bein …that which
as far as …we can tell… you seem to us
…motionless in time… that whole time…
every bitta a universe you pass through
seemsta hah-pen …all at once, ta you?

is why "observed" micro-nano thingies
seemta behave …fidderently suddenly
cuz when a photon, n other sub-atoms
which can only exist atta speed o light
yet strangely never needta've hearda it
ends iz existence in yer eyeball, and/or
…sum distant star …inna nother galaxy
…so far away iz …nah even a yetta be:
very distinct setta parallel fun universes
(one sidea which yer then interactin wit)

i will now cease to exist…
jus …cuz …ya …asked…

n then, wunna the Mysteriously Guided
…jus up n asks …where izzit …exactly
they're so …emotionally …invested in:
wut …ever it is …we're so tolly up to?

Being so cheerful
Feigns ignorance
Which is deadly
So just scary…

What authority dya claim
…enough to be believed?
n “don whirry” v “hello’
Cuz iz assault to force
One to look away…
So unconcerned…
So important
For us to fall
That nice can afford
To be suggested if also a
Safe enough environment?

It seems like the only use
You have for this situation
Is to hold it against me…

I feel misunderstood
…Professionally…

izzit freakin every buddy
…out, i'm …still not mad
jus …scared ta death o…
pissin any buddy else off?

jus …alla …subtle clues / hints
we couldn possibly understand
so don deserve an explanation
/ even acknowledgement there
is any thingy to …detect even?
jus sumn irreparably worng wit
…well …us, we guess… so…

so, when a robot / AI maitre d`
brings you yer favorite entree
but wit-out speakin a sound?
universe entirely innocuous?

well, for a union guy, ya
…do seemta not know
liek… anya yer rights

as if that's not ominous
never any thingy ta be
suspicious about inna
whole infinite time yet

i dunno how ta ignore…
how discouraging that is
…but it seemsta be a…
requirement to proceed

Just... How is that
…not meant to be
…disconcerting…
even debilitating?

there's an IQ/EQ range?
…inbetween which… wit
such bookends… there's:
no comprehending humor
havin any orther pur-pose
than to personally off-end
often no talkin em outta it
like: how could ya… dare
so obviously transparent,
tryn pulla wooly over em?
expect em ta believe that:
not tryna make foola em /
point-laugh n fake-munna
/ wuddya fun take em for?
…n no talkin em outta it…
shouldn hafta put up wittit
…don even getta know it

they needta discredit ya
for sum …orther readon

wut if we were doin sumn whirth doin
wut would be the respective hassle?

they would reject us
if we were like that?

so far, no one hasta
mean wut they say?

thanx for not interrupting
to go "iz all guud, lalala"
n then run off, all smiles

wut i expect …ta hah-pen is…
alla these opt-ions ta dry up…
only this time, no one's gonna
droppa ball… enough, so that
i could ultimately survive any?
should be explanation enough
ya get in …trubble / hassle for:
not bein able ta jus simply trust
an unavoidable bein guudy nuff
…liek… wuddya Wan frum Us?

it needsta be more okay
wut ever damage on you
…than: even any inability
to defend yerself properly
…so …we're gonna hafta
…jus… adjust yer values?
…hold still, while we finish

ya need me ta feel:
better about myself
…or this situat-ion?
cuz ya know i'm nice
n don minda sacrifice

wrong thoughts, to punish by:
yer suffering is unavoidable?
never say i'm not yer friend?
(we'll see wuz inna back…)
invalidates reassurance…
no burns allowed any joy

cuz at this point, obviously
you could go back in time:
n make sure this …or me
never even existed …in
any alleged foist place?
…i tolly wouldn mind…

n there's no disproving
nunna dis's accidental
…jus: echoin laughter?
would be most relevant
/ least …unexpectable?

i don pause ta …savor …how i feel…
that information is of little use to me…
but… i do pause to panic to tryn solve:
wut ever problem presents before me?
…i dunno: wut ya think, or how ya feel,
or mebbe might …even do about that?

why dya care so much that i care so much?
why izzit so important we needta care less?

ya ever …tryn…
make the guilty
…look innocent
…even jus by…
makin innocent…
look / seem guilty…
even justa emselves?

like: not that they know
…but… they know they
couldn… possibly know
…so… hafta jus go wit
wut ever reassurances
…seem …so available
…for the …moment…

…right… somewhere…
that's …prolly a sport…
n ya wouldn even know
…as in: don deserve ta

if that's all we're guud for?
bein this …projected upon?

various stations / channels
…interviewing each orther?

boostin
ratings?

i'm sayin it'd be …funny if…
you guys were …both jus…
figments o me imagination?

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cuz yer the …boass?
wit power o authority
you don even hafta
acknowledge that
if ya don wanna

n by "ownin libs"
o course, y'mean
inna Jeffersonian
…sense / tense…
quietly / privately?
…purchasin em…
frum …alla their…
alleged owners…
n givin em a nice
…place ta stay?
surrounded by a
moat fulla gators
…even dragons?

iz not exactly / specifically yer job
to protect me from such disasters
…only settem up surrounding me
so, if they fall down like dominoes
…i'm a cookie n yer a crumbler…

i don feel as respected as
my …inability to …detect
how much respect i get?
or would be appropriate

dude, jus: wut ever hah-peans…
nuttin bad wiull ever be yer fault
…n that's all that matters, so…
you can do wut ever ya wan
…iz entirely up ta you…

roll for: surprise
…then, initiative

no one on our squad …can…
resurrect us from this… we…
should never have even tried
sucha next level up dungeon
…but now we’re committed…
check all synonyms of that…

It’s a fun carnival,
with no real prizes
…only fast talkers?

they wanna / needta / getta be
patted onna hed for any thingy
but …bein evil is all their even
remotely capablea anymore?

cuz they only cry for attention
every thingy else is that easy
…wut else could you be tryin
…nuttin ta see …anywhere…

read the backa yer ticket…
'ow izzit they’re …not jus…
outta getta kind intention?

cuz it’d be rude ta not even listen
…n they dunno that so ya hafta…
demonstrate… but, in: Demonic…

How izzit
Anyone’s
Surprised?

…so… fake …cuul…
mebbe they’re tryna
getta way wit sumn
…but …liking em?
…re-specting em?
Means no re-spect
Reciprocation-ism
…in Re-turn, see…

n you think iz perfectly respectful
…jus yer …contritious …posture…
all ya known, in yer whole whirled…
but if yer approachin em frum under
…wit yer hed down …n praisin em…
even wit …jus yer general approval?
…better do it cautiously n privately?
or they'll hafta be paid ta test that?
…which: won't re-flect well, onna
…backa yer… good-sport card?
'ow much bubble gum ya buy?

wut must they …thinka emselves?
so, we must thinka …ourselves…
jus for not bein… able ta stoppem
n we canna sleep til we give up…
that… primal-id …survival drive…
but if …there’s no reason vote…
n the art chackra socket's empty
They’ll say we Wannem ta feel…
sorry for us n bonk us onna hed
…as if there was safety in it, but
…they already moved onna bit,
n next time… 'll send a poet…
iz nah jus… opposite day TM
iz every thingy fails on n on?

so, nah jus roundin to a
nearest round number /
closest possible integer
…ignoring …any thingy,
after a decimal point …n
then keepin alla change?

oh, because…
the punch line…
hasta be …sumn…
demonizin change /
dismissin, demoralizin
possibility o progress?

n then when …alla pros
're so deeply-pressed…
we can blame it …onna
alla Demonic Cats TM…
which: relax, they're nice
so nice, in fact, they may
never even see it comin?

whirlds…
cry wolf?

didja …think I…
knew wut I wuz…
talkin about, again?
playin dumb… 'll be
better believe, next

…do I …seem like…
anya dis is my idea?

cuz …those’re the…
only …possibilities…

Sposedta not be able ta
tella fidderence between
pretendin friendly n fakin
…so much mun iz free…

Mebbe we jus dunno
…Daz.wut …wub is
…n …peace …n…
Happy nesws too

…there’s jus…
No such thingy
As bein rude…
ta sum purple

If You don’t like what
We’re doing to you…

It's easier to behave, when yer lane
Is… jus between… death n taxes?

Jus …banning all hypocrites from Mars…
Could take awhile, so we went back in time

…if ya go back so far… that they…
never even reelee …beenta Mars…

you whirry we been …messin witta…
timeline …far too much alreddy, even

…see, daz… justa kinda thingy we're
…tyrna putta fun stop ta… so quittit…

Yer tellin… Me ta fun quittit…
Yer the one who's bein a fun
hypo-critic / hyper-critical-ite

see, ya took three lines ta say that jus there
…yer the one who's …breakin alla fuin rules
…yer a …commercial for a …fun …referree…

wut if i wuz jus bein:
a lil …manipulative?
tryna getcha ta wrap
/ warp dis bit fun up?

y'mean liek a
white lie or a
red flag… or
an Aura o…

n then
…they
change
…a fun
subject

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i don't know:
what respect
…to expect…
except mebbe
that's a liability

no ideae reelee…
wut ya mean, but:
i'm scared of bein
blown off to death
…so, feelin …silly

it's cuz they know we're nice?
they take advantage so easily
…n wit such alleged impunity

…maybe …they …jus …like it…
even needta say no one cares…
so they can seem so tough… cuz
it's …embarrassing they ever got
any help over any speed-ledge?

n then, when …we die o loneliness
we'll think we deserve re-ject-ion…
but jus thinka alla trubble / hassle…
they gahed n hadda go to / through
justa make that even seem feasible
…plus prevent asny orther method

the purpose o existence…
is ta suffer n be laughed at

…the purpose of logic…
is to fend off problems?

…i feel
fended

crickets
shrug…

iz nah liek we're
…ever gonna be
acknowledged…

they'll just stonewall 
ever acknowledging
…they getta do that?

like …what all dya hafta: think,
say, or do / go through / to, to:
wear us down, to get us to no
longer care about ourselves?

clearly, i don even
know how to ask?

'ow badly do These purple need…
our problems to be so imaginary?
…can we jus …close our eyes, n
Say they are …til we… go away?

unconditional demands
…itself …for everything

the abject hopelessness of a sociaety
which not even only knows iz doomed
…but iz actually tolly okay wittit, see…
jus… must be duplicate replicated TM

n Then… They re-ject
Youi's …for Drama…
'ow dya… Liek dat?
ya …can't, i think…

…jus …as long as… the…
B-tones n the Stone Rollers:
're …two separate …bands?
wut ever they call emselves

we gotta… Beat the Meat-Tones
…thought it was the Me-Tones?
…no… The Meaty Ones TM…
the only way we reelee know

well, we're not …mnad
but… yer gonna hafta:
maske a better case…
yer case makes itself?

iz okay …only if ya
know is nah okay?
n so… collectively
…and individually

…see how
i know i'm
not okay?
liek This…

cuz, see… they
…May've had…
trubble / hassle:
wit dis bit before
n a bit …moren…
expected, yeah…
see cuz: when it's
…a color or hue…
that yer re-spectin
moren each orther
then izza range or
width o bandwidth
…electromagnetic
radiation detection
which: can be any
thingy it wantsta?

…even outta getcha's…
n ya'd have no choice…
butta …obey it… n even
…pro-vide every …mat /
…somatic component…
for iz …spells against…
nah jus you, but… also
anyone who'd save ya
…tank / healer / dps?
got any rogues, can
jus: shadow-meld?
better schtick wit
yer engineering

if they'd weaponized sarcasm… yer
Art Chackrae'd be an empty socket

i was foist
challenged
witta ideae
…that they
din know…
n then revealed that they jus din care,
n then presented witta premise that…
they tolly knew …n even tolly cared…
but, they were …never gonna admit it
…n they were …even tolly fine wittit?

until the one purple who has yer back
hasta necessarily be the lowest rank?
those are the conceptual connections
sposedta also not see it comin, kinda

izzit more ominous when
a corporation ignores you
or jus …annoying when a
fellow …fun purple tries it?

did you know the whird: "AGAPE"
has the greatest usage differential
between speaking and/or texting…
and playing for points in Scrap-Bull
…right, so… Now, we measure yer
surprise, by the sizea mouth-wide?
…which …don even …tryn fool us,
we …can …tolly …tell, by …now?

when have you ever encountered:
any unconditional that wasn't justa
…lie, a substitute for really caring?

because they had a classy logo…
that said it was heresy to suspect

i dunno how to get through to you, except to say
you would have a case if i treated you like this…
so it's about inequality, n permission so suspect

…n so now, you
…Suspect …Me?
n i'm not sposedta
even suspect That?

what demon / dragon will
you stand in front of me?
…doesn't matter a bit… if
that unreasonable to ask?

accepted / appreciated /
reciprocated realistically

…but we …will hafta think we are
so there's …common demoniators
…as wit any …reduct-ion …recipe

any thingy we don get…
even …ever outta …any
reach… is jus… our fault

well, i …do kinda whirry izza kinda place
…that has …no use for my information…
i mean, they took me names n numbers?
but justa say daz wut information is only;
as in: no more, no less …ever even any
…so, i do kinda whirry …n i think i getta
…n any …further secrets o the universe

the first conceivably possible
church of the universe TM
…tracked / traced to…
the year 300… of the
…universe… so
…way before
there was…
light, even

they …got
us …beat
…gettem

why? so i can get used to
…nothing about me being
the only real possible ok?

cuz iz our responsibility ta…
whirk real hard ta overcome

i Remember when I worked…
down the street at the car wash
for about three bucks an hour…
n then, no one would assign me
to hold a customer's casual hand
about their sci-fi fun transmission
…n not jus cuz I was only 16.237

the disadvantage you have me at is:
people only fret like how i am, if they
want …attention …for its own sake?
so then… you get to spin me as that
to dismiss me, even to my detriment
even though ya know i'm not like that
/ would perfectly never even detect it;
i'm really freakin out for a real reason
…you need me to be a rebel / reject?
…for even …bein… able to suspect?
it's the only thing that ever hah-pens,
n yer statistically …ignoring it again?
…or: what …is… Your …perception?
n which scenario seems more valid?
izzit cuz we're callin bad guys liars?
…vs …a silly person …far too silly?

i dunno if ya hafta
put up with that…

jus …i know i'm conscientious
i would so needa explanation
n i know i'll never …get one…
n i know ya always known that
n …went ahead anyways, so…
obviously demonmizing …that?

…have you been …silly again?
dya …needta be faded munna?

Do you need me to apologize
So …wut ever you did could:
Really be nuttin …or alright?
Write down wit ya really wan

…you disrespected me… by not…
lettin me havina getta abuse you…
now i'm gonna hafta file a greivance
which izza total further inconvenience

Ok now …the important thingy is to 
Make sure.no buddy gets accused
o… Any …thingy, especially stuff
They …din even …do… right?
Who …wrote …that …rule?

Any commercial that finishes
it’s / your thoughts for you with
what it’s already put in your lap
while you’re reaching stretching
for the proper descriptive term for
your own poetry …is a violation of
the first amendment, automatically
…pretending to not know that …is:
also that …a little bit …but …some
other things further on / for the run…
down the list, n …let’s please …jus…
continue after these messages, yeah…

Sometimes …people tell me i'm too honest
But I don think they mean it so kindly, cuz
Sometimes, they …keep it to emselves…
izzat too sneaky o me, jus figgerin it out?

wouldja admit ya
were messed wit
…if there waz…
no shame innit?

if the pur-pose o bein so lied ta
is ta exchange positive energy
so …thereby …multiplying it?
/ makin …way fun more of it
…so… contributin positivity
n positively to each other…
could ya leave the part out
bout… 'ow ya …might nah
getta nuther… chance ta?
…cuz there might be a…

there's No way you dunno
'ow …surreal this iz, on…
the surreal-ism channel…
jus lettit: melt n… drip yer
eyes right down to a floor

You think: We think
…yer… jus sayin…
we’re: Scar-red to be
mnad; that’s all it is…
And you can prove it?
n that makes sense…
'ow many 'all-ors: Per
each thingya sense?

n at …this poijnt…
we'll hafta rember
ta instruct readers
ta rember …that…
we're playin a fun?
video game and/or
sposedly sposedta
be, only we canna
tella fun fidderence
cuz we lost tracka
how many hollow
rooms we been…
wanderin in n fun
outta …n if the…
number is odd or
even… n if that…
even oddly matters,
cuz …summa em 're
sposedta be illusions

we all know …everybody knows
I’m totally innocent… you’re just
waiting for just the right moment
to be able to snap up …surprise
prove it …to all your friends and
at will; you think you can do this
…how do you know they haven't
been fooled by your con-fidence
…how do we …know… you're…
really right …about …anything?
liek iz there a nuther bit in dis
whole webcomic dealio thingy
which could suggest an ideae
we'll gevi ya a coupla minnas

You know we’re innocent
…it wuzza element in yer
Decision making process
When ya fun hired us…

Maybe it says on the receipt
somewhere who sent them…

The Brown …noses?
're inta: lookin down?
…not …brow beating
…not even: darin ta…
not even darin Us ta…
ever even any seem so
remotely fun offensive, ta
make even alla that okay

n then we …rest n
take a deep breath
n start all over like
that… 'adn’t even
hah-penned yet?
but it’s still okay,
cuz we still tolly
know the way…

Don believe every thought
That even …occurs ta ya
-- Paraphrasing Einstein

What if all our/are negative is artificial
n ya didn’t even not ice / notice, so…
jus provin… alla that …automatically

so, you see what hah-pens when
we don’t ride / …write anymore…
wit our hands, drawin characters
…n letters n symbols n syllables
n whirds n fidderent fun thingies
wit different ideaes in our heads
at the time …right, we’re missin
…character recognition, now…
imagein… jus… if we din draw
or make music, ever even any
right… we wouldn havva right
ta …even our own fun minds
…so… fun is …right …out…

…I'm …sorry if I made you mad…
but, I …think that doesn’t matter…
cuz, there's important situat-ions…
floatin around n… bumpin inta stuff
summa it …itselrf / each fun orther

Ciz if ya don get mnad at even that…
ya don de serve any alleged mercy?
is how they say they keep us honest

Cuz we’re normalizing demonizing
so naïve and innocent …wit that…
so: any thingy unassuming… oh…

Wut …izza.pjrpose o…
Form v …function TM…
ta make fewer mistakes?

Cuz if you can demoralize
the socialized / dehumanize
anyone you can …and as in
or else, so… even yourself?

yeah, but
…i know
…right?

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if …only you …knew…
'ow much it …urths us:
ta …so fuzz wit you…
n then ye tell us how?

they're mean cuz yer nice… n
the staggering implications… o
jus bein in-formed o that data…
not remotely bein able ta hayalp?

do we have a tool / skill… now, that…
now that we know that the problem is
we can better approach… or whirse?

yeah, but
…i know
…right?

so, ya …tease em…
so they …know they'll
never be …accepted…
n then ya …scold em for
knowin they been teased
n even that much about it
…so, any knowledge that
could save em or anyone
has …also been banned
…n all You did wuz: tryn
haylp dsolve a pro-blem
…so …now yer a Pro…
n every buddy comaes
ta You's wit importants
so iz nah even liek yer
sleep-in… Way past…
didja …for-get, again?
tryn be more… Have?
yer Mind's nah Onnit?

it seems like the only way you'll
be accepted / respected and/or
jus that can even jus be sed ta
…is if ya know bettern ta even
know wut ya need, much less
how ta acquire / achieve it…
so less allowed any regrets

…now, rember …iz …nah… Yellin, if…
ya don ever even raise yer fun voice…
so jus scold n scowl n shame even jus
always ever say it inna sweet fun tone
…n their souls'll rot, n they'll go insane
…that's …all ya …needta …fun …do…
canna make it any simpler for ya, dude
jus simply not even remotely possible?
ya… Hafta be able ta stand under Dat

I really have never done any thingy
to deserve anya dis, n it wun hard…
I wun even …inconvenienced, but…
I do believe the only purpose of any
Has been this trubble /hassle, yes…

What bad news / threats
Should we be above any
even be-lievin in, today?

the purpose.o bein …bullied
is to de-termine …wut all you
can possibly fall for, so where
ta place ya more permanently

When you forget
nice people exist
…they becomae
very off-ended…
that's …why you
…don't …exist…
or'll ever getta…

I mean,
ya know
I’m nice…

Questioning sanity, Are
there facts in dis-pute?

Speak your Truth quietly and …tolly fun clearly, ok?
n rember what …peace there may be …in silence…
and give everyone a fair chance time ta voice, cuz…
even rocks 'ave really super long stories, summa em

'ow izzit …unreadonable…
ta be so easily dismayed…
Homework Monday mornin

Well, I …I need you to …quit interrupting…
so… I don’t need to regulate my emot-ions
wit… medic-at-ion or something; I wouldn’
know where to begin ta even ask, would i?

but when they interrupt us to death
…how is that okay… for example…
n who'll they getta interrupt, Then?

…i've never had the luxury…
to get to choose where i live
…so i have no experience…
fine-tuning such peripherals
…but, if i thought there was
a chance for improvement?
i might have to start at the
real heart of the matter…
not expecting it to matter,
expecting it to …bother?
so "new to me" a place
/ the look on my face?
so much faith in life?
expect to be denied
…that same normal
and this is the price

so, i've had problems with people pretending to like me
and that being the sort of thing i'm not entitled to know
even total strangers will back that up with each other
leading towards an …all or nothing / bait and switch
/ artificially convincing me of my nagging ineptitude
so that it would be easier to just let them handle it?
but i will never be …so uninterested in my own life
that my definition of content can be …so redefined
…so, i bounce back n forth: between …abusers…
even just the passive-aggressive types …who let
the worst come to pass and pretend to not notice,
who pretend to not understand, to all those ends
…i have been promised that things will change…
i have not been shown enough reassurance, yet
…i do not expect even this to be acknowledged
but i am obligated to continue requisitioning that
as in: as if in good faith …that such is possible?
because …otherwise …would be too insulting?
so, do i need me to be: more easily offended?
if offense serves as… a guardian against fear
were i remotely capable, it's been suggested
…then there is no use for me other than this
is the only possiblity left …not so disproven
…it is so prevalent, it distracts every other
even passing thought about what to do…
pavlovian defense: wincing and cringing
…and seemingly satisfied only with that
they will even say that's how i prefer it
…so there is no qualifying for mercy

n we Are better at this than you…
but, ya jus needta be able ta say:
jus: Dis far n no farther, puttin up
wit …fuzzin witta fun …fuzz wit?
then seem surprised, when That
turns out ta whirk out best for us
n Coincidentally whirse for you?
…we are Better at this than you;
yer not gonna get any better attit
listenin so carefully to our advice;
'ow dya think… We got so better?
don… answer that… we know wut
n… 'ow ya think: bettern… You do

they tricked us again… inta fallin for their same ol tricks
…which is jus… fallin for their …same ol tricks… again

we dunno how ta tellya
…we're all on drvgs…
why din ya know that?

why didja send the
whirst o the baddies
ta do their fun whirst
…so i …think meself
…complimented… /
…highly …praised?

an ego can withstand
such fuddled puzzles?

we want you to know
we approve of you…
even if it dun matter

Why o why dya athe me?
is all I can think of to say?
does that mean I'm a bad
person and so deserve it?
i guess i …hafta jus guess
yet i'm a bad guesser, so…

…never jus …thinkin jus…
wut ever we… needya to?

Yeah but
that’s not
the case,
oh God…
'ere we…
fun …go

Well, it …obviously
…is okay to llik me
n wit such smilies?
but ya hafta havva
…special license…
so: Special… get it?

Cuz …when you …physically …put your
…hand on …someone’s …forehead and
…keep pushin em down …with a smile…
it’s considered mean, specially in public?

and if that’s not pre-vented, only encouraged…
jus: someone in that situat-ion could …possibly
fear for their lives… but …we’re nada llowed ta
acknowledge that’s a readonable conclusion ta
comae ta, cuz… that would mean …we’re bein
mean …n we wanna keep bein… alla how we
are …for sum secret reasons …if it likks us…
so now we gotta readon ta …total continue?

do you need me to list alla those thingies
Yer suggestin I try …n so then: jus sort by
how they always go… or jus seem annoyin
tryin ta… so you getta interrupt dismissively
with that …setting that precedent is fair play
…i don see how iz possible ta be instructed
correctly enuf …ta avoid ya bein so mnad?
zat wut i'm about ta get yelled at for next?

Can I interrupt n misunderstand you…
continually for a couple of minutes first
…n do you think you’ll …last that long?

ok, now… You pretend ta be crazy,
n i'll comae at… You, unrelentlessly

I am overwhelmed by fear realized
n in wutever form it takes, jus even
falsely accused, that's never gonna
change… you’ll jus get interrupted?
there’s no Bill of Rights for you and
that's perfectly fine for some readon
so, ya should know better, by now…

so, ya should know better, by now…
is …the fear, I'm …overwhelmed by
specifically if not categorically also?
but… yeah, it …could be ex-plosive
…which… pokin ya wit poison n fire
whatever kinda schtick ya tolly liek?
then we send a tailor over, wit pins

Iz jus… I’m …scared for my lief…
n ya …hafta …say iz tolly nuttin…
so i can tolly see where this is goin
if not where is originally comin from
which'd …only be never allowed, so
…jus normalizin those expectations

Izza misunderstandins that de-story us
…that we’re …nada llowed ta clear up,
by …purple …who say they …liek us?
so: wut kinda… guitars they ever play?

The thingy is… I canna stand
…bein… so… falsely accused
and/or not ever …n even any…
knowin how ok …dat is wit you
…are ya …tryna demonstrate
how ta …dismantle an-orther
…official alleged …lief-form?

wouldja prefer bein
so falsely praised?
…be honest, now

…winning or losing…
there's oinly suffering

we found where
the happy was…
n got talked into
…playing along

wut all has pre-tending
…ever …pre-vented…
besides …planes from
…landing …pro-perly?
pro-ceed: when ready

I think yer pro-vin…
I’d rather llik meself
than even let ya get
falsely offended, so
…if izza right thingy

justa nuther sum orther
purple i usedta know…
i know bettern ta tryn…
even wave ta say hello
/ ever think any thingy?

…sounds like a …failed
mission embarrassment

'ow izzit yer not coached
even paid… for jus tryin?

the more ya …de-story me,
Cuz I’m innocent, the less ya
effect / affect… Any one who
couldn… even fun …take it?
so now I’m bad cuzza that?
Nuttin ta reason wit at ya's
Only component-element;
Should be an Auto-Penalty,
But yer… Still not inna box?
Spose dis wuz justa practice

…How evil …am I …again?
Waiting for bombs to drop
…Izza skill, they’re sayon…

n when ya get: guudy nuff ta…
meet their schtickity head-on…

I am triggered now by my friends who I love
thinking I’m whatever bad long list of things
and then of course they know it’s not true…
that millisecond of relief twisted around, but
o course that don’t matter they're totally lyin
n so musta been all along even every thingy
specially for sayin such insanity inna mornin
n alla long as if it couldn ever be hah-pennin
…so, yeah …there's …no …cure for …that?
…prolly everybody checked… That, already

wuddya Mean
…I'm …not…
Transparent?

jus cuz they
were never
assigned a
distinction,
dun mean:
That could
…never…
change?

…cuz… jus…
don ever letta:
thingies ya do
Con-tribute to
yer self whirth
…even ta you

yer a hero …in an
encounter suit, n…
parta yer vacat-ion:
is artificial amnesia?
but yer so heroic / so
naturally disc-erning
…ain relaxed yet, n
there's …an-orther
…thingy, alreddy?

They wannus ta
Wubbem for it…

Maybe only losers
Feel so threatened
(dat'd make sense)

If… I smiled, could I
watch ya… shower?

What will we… next…
Best, worst / silly any…
For the first time, again?
Extreme disc-over-er-ers…

Only …do it wrong
…but So ya suffer

Sword v Blind-fold…
Cuz it sez they lied…
Any time they're nice
Still yer re-sponsible
…jus for bein bossy

so, ya bully schtick…
Just us n no one else

…n the guy who’s…
never wrong, Cuz he
thinks he always is…

…ok… cuz… dude…
every buddy …else…
thinks yer amazing…
you think yer sub-par
…we think… That's…
amazing… n we're…
fascinated by it, a lil

it alla comaes down ta:
who dya respecta more
…the fun gawds, or the
…fun …shop-keepers?

say yer re-sponsible… n
that ya de-serve re-spect

i don …meanta be silly, but
it is …bettern i was expectin
…ta hafta …tryn …explain…

…sorry, it …seems like…
every buddy’s mad at me
…for "unknown readons"

you thought it was helpful…
n wuz yer clip-board say…
you think that frisbee is…
morea collection plate…
that could fly away …at
any alleged …moment

it's …not that…
yer unwelcome
or …unwhirthy
undesirable…

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what understanding can be possibly acquired?
cuz we seem to be filtering for those who can
be so easily dismissed with so the opposite?
as in: that's the only criteria for acceptance,
no resistance to the cuul energy vampire?
when we run out of readons to feel guud
about ourselves, for all we have / done:
we turn to you to fill in that gap for us?
cuz we know… you have nothing, but
whatever we give you …and no ideae
what any of that even is …or: is for…
so, that little bit of twisted …smile left?
there's an energy exchange, a lil math
then …we wind up happier, n you sad?
yer jus gonna hafta lern re-cover better
…i dunno if that even helps, or needsta
i may have never known that bitta data
n i know i dunno how long i existed for
so that puzzle easily presents as itself

we don get mnad
but we get scared
however sacredly;
which is worrying:
about bein that so
…misunderstood,
even intentionally
…perfect storms
/ whirse designs

we're jus simply that usedta
so easily dismissing purple
…now go away before we
get …really fun annoyed

render me: incapablea
…ruining …any thingy
…wit …in-form-at-ion
/ useful… knowledge

Is that… you or me…
bein …too mean… if
…even accidentally?

I don’t think you know
I don have permission
ta get angry …at even
…any Overt injustice?
If only jus dun on me?
Cuz izza open argent
…still whirkin onnit…
Whether I deserve it
Cuz that still has yet
ta be so re-defined…
Hold still n tryn finish
rinse, Mebbe repeat

i feel rendered
not possible ta
fuzz any thingy

Can we really be
…rendered so…
eager.to.beloeve
so desperate that
Any thingy Might
whirk, so let’s jus
find.it.if.we.can?

when n where …would
i havva righta ask / say,
"i feel liek we …haven't
been communicating"?

jus image-in: if… I could jus say jus
"iz… really uncuul… yer pissed off,
at: every thingy I do, say, or think"?
…which would include …that, see
…right, so …that's a …dichotomy
…therefore: unjust, automatically

n as an… existential entity,
iz yer responsibility ta tryn
…unwrinkle that error in…
tha fabric o fun spacetime
…but that's ok, i don mind
…no one stopped me from
existin inna fun first place?
so …nunna dis is my fault

Only disagreeable
Options available

right, move onto
…the next one…

…look how hard they must…
whirk n organize n conspire
ta make such fools of us…
n such fools, how foolish
…for we are fools if we
think ourselves fooled…
for we have found em n…
caught em n made em quit
n they say iz nuttin as in
as if we're sposedta be
so that usedta it: if as

seems ya havva zero…
in …forgiveness class…
wut're ya, not in-vested?
cuz i canna ever tell, eh?
alla me onions're open…
dis bit has manty laters?
fraud-IA-ish typoe, even

ya think yer …opinion dun matter…
givin em a pass / dun enter inta it?
nada infraction. hah-pens ta you?
m… wut if …even Dat …wuzza:
per-fectly …ho-nest mis-take?

…n Every
…Voter is…
Independent
Leaning, man

divisde n fin conquer…
should be dun alreddy
/ all gyyd… alls reddy

n ambigfuitry dun age
even as well as we do
but iz nah our geelins
trhey yrryna spare so

n every refusal to discuss politics…
is jus the other edge of the sword…
which is meant to divide n conquer
…including knowing yer a species
even tolly dependent on teamwork

y'mean, ya pre-rend ta digit thingies
n nah jus / …only cuz ya canna, but
…ya …lerned iz …dat …important?

taken alla me temperatures alreddy,
i canna imagine wut all orther alues
ain locked down enuf ta get tracked

but ya feel oldn tricked?
that'e important, goin in

vital enuf ta be deep-ended on, is:
onna same spectrum as useless?

so, science is fulla rockets
…and/or …vice …versae?

dya think our purple wanna be
more forgiven or encouraged?

jus… gettem ta manage emselves?
n nah cuz they're the only ones left

if it don exist, it …ain been…
written down, then… has it?
…so, now …we havva list…
…n… How we havva list…
of alla thingies there is…
no one can take that…
away froim us… or…
even re-define it, we
not only checked…
but made sure o it

so, if the …science is wrtitten…
by …non-scientitsts only, then…
who is the …comedy written by?
we went to Comet-E for reactions

thanx, Connie… yes, it's…
inherently disturbing, sum…
miight even say, even here…
but as ta wut we think… who…
can reelee say or even do, eh?
…Mike Something, ONN news

n we'll get …back ta you
…should there be any…
charming developments

i should
hope ta
think so

the undefining common matrix is
…purple will: do wut they hafta…
but …only cuz they think they do
…so… wut they think they hafta?
n why do we hafta think all That?

n parallel…
pyramids?

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cuz: if ya fake munna em,
even for schtick they dun
n makin em undo it all…
n to that stock parade…
n makin em pay, finally n
so that we can go for free
n alla us / time, any thingy
…then, they'll finally tellus
how that could all be justa
huge / big / giant mistake?

how canya tell when a purple…
thinks they can possibly manage
…however they liek yer chances?

mebbe cuz: there is nuttin that
could possibly even make it ok
…overcompensating inclusive?

we hafta lernta speak their language?
…if we …wanna know a local values?
…n …hurry up ta …tryn keep up wittit?

cuz, bein understood: deep-ends onnit?
n every thingy …deep-ends on… That?
or, ya …still …dunno wut i mean… yet?
can we jus see The Rosie Stone again?

so, like if surprised also
meant: only angry also
…ya'd …hafta …be…
more …careful wit…
new …information;
liek …even That?

unconditional TM
izza forma nuttin

n wut about our
…constitutional
right: ta be free
o harrassment
commercials?

vote for the
unengaged

de-fend the
incredulous

since when has any buddy named Ray Gun
beein any thingy / where near anti equality?

'ow izzit not jus:
endless nuttin…

ok, we gotta job / gig
…we gotta… fake…
munna bad guys …til
they quit bein liek that
…so how we gonna…
trickem inta fallin for it
…simple… make em…
think they havva unfair
advantage, or sumn…
then we can jus …fake
munna em …for that…
once they get inna fun
areaia / calla-see-em?
…n mosta em… they'll…
start behavin …right away
take awhile ta get usedta it
but that's jus their culture…
no needta involve a… yet…
environment / ecosystem…
we got simulatior …advisin

do you wash yer hands enough?
see, that's how i know what your
face looks like when ya thinka lie

And any of the places on
the surface of your planet
where nuclear detonations
occurred …even …recently
…are still …roped off, right?

If we can get more of an idea
as to the local exchange rate?
how many of those little things
equal one of these big things…

controversial information…
is just a same as any other
jus yer not mature enuf ta
handle it… dealio wittit…
jus …pretend yer not…
n then that iz okay…

cuz: the …slippery slope
to outlawing …equality /
mandating …inequity…
Is divided n conquered
…n ya never hearda it?

What evidence do we have
anything will ever work out
so there's …less than one:
evil super villain's' voice(s)
echoin maniacal laughter?
but at what …specifically?

…throughout Infinity /
the entire universe…
other than just your…
being mean n… silly n
then gettin all …mnad…
when I wonder about that

i wouldn try or …expect a hug
…never occur ta me, hasn't…
ever hah-penned in me whirled
…not to reject …the custom…

why You so
mean, then?

i'll quit tryna notice
…justa …revel in…
not bein …able ta…

When we’re not born like that
they have to call it… maturing
or impossibly …immature etc.
…cuz, they hafta be on toppit

n notta be a Purist
…anti-sales, but…
a horizon-tal mind /
egalitarian-ism-ist's
…ideae o hay'll is…
being given orders
they canna re-fuse
n as if is tolly cuul
which: they know
ta be a total lie…
but …really have
…no fun choice…
n so they do …n it
goes as expected,
but then They tolly
get blamed for it…
n their boass is all
…philosophical…

iffa county …or country
…however many trees
we're reelee countin…
is justa bout munney…
distributin, managin an
affluence e-con-omy…
race-ism is wunna the
biggest most factorial
under-lying factors…
but, izza free radical
…needa bucky-ball

Crazy iz bossy, too
…wonder if there’s
a …con-nect-ion…

Why dya think iz
my responsibility
or fault or sumn?

Maybe the old evil gang
misses us, they always
…wanted to …acquire
…an …art chackra…

If i were that evil,
I’d be your boss?

If I were that evil I’d
be your boss’s boss

Okay, we see where
this is …going, right?

Certain shame,
Associated with
Certain ideaes…

So then gaslighting as
Therapy for sumn else…

…Well, then …it …celebrates…
Makin a celebrity outta someone
…Wit out their knowledge …or…
permission or possibility to avoid

Why should we be able to believe yer not
outta gettus… or wut ever yer gonna say
…should ya eventually actually answer?

We don’t have …the right for you to cut it out…
cuz boundaries are figments of our imagination n
not really enforceable unless it’s for an evil cause
that the boss is totally counting for you to fall for
…for one thingy …so …very good, thank you…

so …any thingy i hadda know
/ memorize / be an expert on
in order to …be condisered a
fellow …bipedal …purple etc.
…yer nada llowed ta know…
you'll …turn into an animal ta
…keep purple from findin out
not only dya reelee do, but…
you think iz siilly: i don gettit?
but …wazzit all fun …mean?

sorry, my…
third eye's…
still comin in?

so, every buddy's scared
so sacred o Moldy-Volt…
cuz dunno a fidderence?
Voltage canna grow mold
n… Mold has no Volt-age;
or current, so …or Power

…n ya …tryn askem…
wazza fun …dealio wit
…n they say "…wut?"
(so ya …tryn explain it)
n ya …tryn …explain it,
endlessly enuf ta satisfy

but nuttin's ever guudy nuff,
so ya notice schtick liek dat
less n fun less, as a lesson

unmerciful truth …means…
make em shame emselves
…by …lookin inna mirror?

justa lil light gassin, so
nuttin ta whirry about?

1308
…
1309

the secret / only real appeal …o yer
organizat-ion / administrat-ion / gang
is that you terrorize every buddy else
n they're sposedta be scared ta notice
so when someone notices that you tryn
…push that big blue/red button n when
it don whirk, you …complain ta us, cuz:
complaining iz …okay, for… you guys?
cuz …it's only sumn ta complain about
if it dares ta inconvenience anya you's
even jus not inconveniencing anya us
…which, so: now that we caught you,
you hafta completely quit doin that…

heh, tellem My feelings are hurt by that, cuz:
(that's …no way fora… Miracle-ian / human /
…superior lifeform / existential entity to: act,
perform, behave, believe, think-say-do, so:
go …back to the the back of the fun line n
wait for a callback, email, smile-wave? n)
…that …sensitivity …belies privi-ledge?

cuz, breakin their hearts:
is wut they take pixers o

…a veil o
mystery…
surrounds
time-space
/ space-time

usually don have per-miss-ion,
until we canna even image-in?

cuz we're silly enuf ta fall for:
daz wut nice iz, n nice enuf?

see, yer sayin disparagement is deserved
but, would rather we not even bring it up?

cuzzit seems lieka kinda sorta sarchasm
i'm nah sposedta be awarte of… n as in
couldn possdibly image-in it could exist
…n mebbe even that's why yer mnad?

seems liek i'm nah sposedta know…
wutta drag it is for every buddy else?
liek even jus sayin jus that jus there?

I'll tell ya wut:
You …can be
yerself, if I can
…Now …we…
have sum forms
for ya… ta fill out…
foist …n ya Wanna
make sure ta check
Every thingy important
So I gather you don’t
want to be watched
or checked on at all
no observation /
monitoring any sensors
showing any censoring
in your general direction
at all from sum excellent /
alleged point moving forward
…inna time space continuum…
could you sign at the bottom
corner of their initial all these
orther thingies… wrong ideaes
must be punished to prevent em
from rippling re-verbing outward;
n wait for it, wait for it, wait for it:
preserve the timeline indefinitely
…I just want to make sure there's
not going to be a problem later, for
you to understand …you understand

let's say You were bein Disenfranchised
n wanted ta be treated fairly, somehow?

Where’d it… go n…
wuddya …mean ya…
Never …heard of that…
Why do you want me to…
not be able to believe that?

So …when …I was a kid…
I had these building blocks?
and I would build these little
3D fortress / maze …for the
…marbles to …fall through?
…like a …complex …pinball
Castle …from outer space…
and when they went through
their dealio thingy n …landed
…jus where I fun …told em to
…I banged em …over the hed
cuz they were naughty marbles
and …obviously de-serve that?
for doin… jus wut I …told em to
…and… now …they’re …gone…
I dunno wut …hah-penned to em…
but they were really cool, summa em

mebbe if they …had… just as many…
opportunities …to be …not annoying…
n every thingy else jus exactly the same
…ta see if …dazza part they reelee liek?
dat'd be a …scientific experiment, also…

so… sometimes we …canna get…
accurate enough …in-form-at-ion?
…cuzza the …nature o the …data
…and/or …measuring devices, so
…it …be-comaes …an auto-irony
bein a commercial for technology
as is …any science …inherently
cuz… we dunno for sure we're
even askin a right quest-ions?

mebbe… justa possibility…
there could be sucha thingy
…as …a …right quest-ion?

n then, They getta
say We're mean…
jus tryna figger out
wut they …mean?

n then ya reelee
schtick it to me…

wut hah
-penned
ta you's?

dunno
…how
ta ask

iz there …sumn inna …fragrance?
cuz, ya …should be …able ta…
snap yerself …fun …outta it…
seems liek …obviously, yer
…pre-programmed ta jus:
spin any thingy positively
…which …is …sposedly
basically, pretty si-imply:
ya hear… sumn …bad?
news / disco-u-raging?
jus say: yeah, iz alright
…or "whirds ta effect"?
which is: why yer nada…
llowed …out inna whirled…
cuz …every buddy's doin it
only jus …they got access
ta …common sense / not
bein gettin con-tradicted /
spun round wit out noticin

cuz you'll always
say that, n then…
it won't be alright…
not: really fun really?
n then, you'll jus say…
"iz all guud, don whirry"
but: Stonewall don hafta
know wut iz talkina bout
…but …i'll still be tryna
n then… you'll jus say:
ya have no use for me
no one could possibly
not even really me…
so then, i go i dunno;
while y'all place bets

it occurs ta us we're
…not …technically
meant ta succeed
only try n fail, but
for wut purpose?
…every so often
no more, no less

so, y'know …if i were a law o chaos:
wut …would… be my …motivat-ion?

hangin offa edge o sum caboose?
liek a forgotten flag o the whirled?

liek, how do you make
…the rainbow swirls…
embedded so perfectly
inside an actual / real
…mathematical glass
transparent …sphere
…right: impossible…
no buddy …believes
any thingy, anymore;
n that’s: all your fault
too… so …cut it out?

What am i
Sposedta
…Think…
…Again?

Cuz I would love if if I had a friend…
Is the only real thing wrong wit me?
Makes us seem crazier than… cool
…Cuz they’ll …only be kind …when
…we’re …not …able to …believe it?

So, iz …not illegal, or even immoral
(just occurred to me as a possibility)
'ow long ya been keepin it from me /
wut incentive orther than suffering?

No matter (only energy)
‘ow high up you climb…
it’s still a slippery slope

sometimes we think:
purple… 're jus pre-
-tendin ta digit us?
n'll never admit it
…n not jus so we
dunno wut iz liek?

it would be…
irresponsible…
to be so realistic…
as ta avoid anya dat

you don believe me?
a total fun strang-ier?
after all i dun for you?

so then, if we could jus…
have only thingies ta say
dat any buddy would say
"…Ay, Man…" or …so…
immediately afterwards

so, if they …target… you, specifically…
because there's …no re-per-cuss-ions?
(notta con-fuzz… wit: re-aper cush-ions)
maybe they're… addicted to bein mean?
jus auto-requires an auto-fun-autoscan?
but our auto scanners on the blank / fritz
for …now, so… try back, mebbe later…

 No, ya… take …the nicest purple in the whirled
…cuz …that’s all who it works on …but, ya jus
…scold em inta non-existence, n… eventually
we end up on top of …the pile of standing, so
…hold on to that …re-mote …n remember…

…n I…
always…

…got
the…

…keys…

Cuz we don't always know
…what we're …all about…
first thing in the morning…
so thought we’d check the
local vending machines…
but …expecting straight…
answers to be more than:
whatever quarters we'd…
have on us, automatically

…all i know is…
it's really rudse…
to ask sum buddy
…ta not interrupt
…or evade givin
a straight answer
…or acknowledge
…that could ever
possibly hah pen

so, their job is ta do nuttin
n thvs …let nuttin be dun
…so …wut else is new?

you're the Best in the whirled, at this;
one very specific thingy …don’t ever
let anybody take it away from you…
unfortunately we no longer have any
use for that, on this whole plannit, n
we’re runnin a …lil heavy, this week
so, maybe we'll comae backa round
this time day noon again, next week
n… Then you can tell us …alla bout
your nefarious mis-adventures, then
…wut: We're the best in whirleds at?

I’m thinkin… if we canna be fun:
pessimistic or wary, even now…
that’s proof svch thingies couldn’
…possibly exist… wutta relief…

And once again, the irony that is
sarcasm bytes us onna azimuth…

it's hard for me to believe you liek me
when i …canna even getcha ta admit
ya canna even stand me, never have

…believe in…
nicer thingies
foist, mebbe?

sure, now…
so far, yeah
…but, why?

how can wanna be able ta getta…
way wit …sumn yer accusin me o…
/ …how can you accuse me o sumn…
you wanna …be able ta getta way wit?

careful, i'm nah gettin away wit any thingy
if yer …nah sposeda fun …know about it

that thingy ya wannus ta lern?
it would be help full if ya would
…jus …comae out n fun tellus?

right, n
…cuul
purple
don…
care?

Three thingies (n ya …hafta …number em):
1. Our …re-put-at-ions, see …precede us…
2. Our …purposes …fun …welcome …us?
3. Our referees're… dressed as Waterboys
n hidin… under …bleachers, somewhere?

or: on the …line of …scrimmage… and…
4: o Course, nuttin ever goes as planned

…n "iz all guud"
means / equals:
"o Course it ain"

The number of creatures that have not noticed
that… 2 + 2 = 4 …5 out-number, exponentially
through Infinity …those that do and those that
have noticed …that …are even …slimmer, so
…meanwhile… the sub-un-con-sci-ous mind:
is the …only …existential entity in quest-ion,
that …has access to the main com-put-er…
which is …where the …calculator is, so…

…n maybe …some of you's…
tolly …see where this is goin…
there’s going to be …one being
in the entire uni-verse… albeit…
eventually / ultimately / inevitably 
that knows everything, or almost
or can maybe jus… say it does?
n how would we be able to tell?
best guesses …for home-whirk

…so, jus: wunna these …mega giga photons…
to pass it to a rock softball size, as if an atom…
n inna coupla minnas it’ll be standin… upright…
n tellin you how to run yer fun life …n …be right

'ow can ya tell when
the boss is watchin?
Inexplicable failure as
the price for our souls?

…so… innaccurrate…
information-ism, then?

…Is …the one thingy to do…
(on this thingy, whatever it is)
so carefully well-hidden, that
we have to sit here and …try
to figure it out until we forget
what we're doin… here …so…
that becomes the whole point
…so, it …don matter wut it is
…kinda liek …a Stonewaller
…not …needin ta be right, or
even know wut iz talkin about?

instead …try anya these orther thingies
cuz we’re droolin on ourselves already
(n startin ta show, so a lil embarrassin)

so, the …mnad…
science guys TM
team up ta create
the universe's foist
used car sales-ist n
hypnotist …combo…

yer nada
llowed ta
…guess
iz us…

1309
…
1310

con-temp-lating …any thingy…
can lead ta …humor about it…
…now …for …witty example…

…now, ask us how we
…came up with that…

Is the whole universe not workin
…except for the …power light?
"The 'Good To go' button"? the
"please proceed hurry up n try"
indicator / regulator / …icon?

Jus …any plus one…
Is …too odd, already…
try usin orther alternate
…orders o operat-ions?

sum times "Friendly"
has sum competition
When that hah-pens
Wut we usually do is
jus …take a break…

Mebbe sit onna sidelines
Go talk ta Dug over there

or: scared of the bossy
…for some …readon…
so …anyone so bossy

Let’s first see about
moving / re-moving
the "-ion," from the
whird… "position"?
con-verting your…
current locat-ion…
or any coordinates
in quest-ion, to jus:
what… ever you…
consider / thank it
but… and by law?

hey man, if you don’t even know
how much respect you deserve
maybe you don’t deserve any?

…in fact …that’s a…
Viable mathematical
formula… let’s test it

If we knew really / exactly…
How easily ya fooled em all
Would we switch signs on

Yer job descriptions TM?

that's a minsomer TM

Jobs aren't …really …de-scribe-able?
…they tella customer how ta be-have

…but if…
they're…

…sposedta…
Not be-have?

…that's where it gets …political…
which is jus wut we been studyin

so, if ya ever get …stranded, jus …find yerself…
wherever they …gather …ta tell …stories, see…
n there'll be yer secret code, about where yer at
n about how long it'll be …before yer rescued…

cuz where there’s direction, there’s a director…
basic law o time-space / physics-geometry, so:
dimension, n …where there’s a director given,
there’s a producer, congruent, n so usually a
production assistant… wut I wancha ta do is
…jus… simply… wear this hat… to imply…
Run up there, witta nondescript clipboard
in yer hand, apologetic all profusely, we’ll
…technically "handle" …alla rest, see…

it …more-null-eyes-iz… all ya gotta do
is… jus …accuse sum buddy o sumn
n …the …whist …image-inna-able…
is… tolly beyondo… tolly expectable?
…but, how a whirled… feels about it?
deep-ends onna lotta …tonna factors
we don needta even fun know about?

…so… Geez-Us… or…
sum dude named that…
has the …same …exact
…hollow-experience as:
Us-Geez… which hazza
TM attached automatic /
somatically …so, then…

…Jus Gus …and/or this
space plannit's fungus…

Cuz no one wants to believe
they’ve been falling for alien
enemy asteroid, alleged any
propaganda …that'd makem
obligated to feel silly in public
for the resta infina existence?
…or so goes the assumpt-ion…
which, traveling atta speed o light…
i dun experience time the way we do…
from it's perspective, the whole universe
/ history o every any even alleged thingy
is hah-pennin …ever alla simultaneously
…see, so …it makes a biggie fidderence
…whether ya land in someone's eyeball
or travel on-whird to a next fun galaxy…

cuz: it’s kinda no fun to lie,
when then some of us die
…or, I don’t know where /
do I need to know where:
you’ve heard otherwise?

Are we… sposedta… guess
Why we’re sposedta guess?
Izzit cuz we have no buddy
ta …let us in on any hints?

…cuz …atta certain point,
ya …wanna be let in on…
Why a whirled is so mnad

Computer, list Alla forms
…Valid criticism could…
…Possibly …manifest…

Think: tank…
Healer, dps…

Every buddy knows…
Saber toothed tigers
Aren’t evil servants
/ demonic minions
/ any thingy at all
they provide a public service
ridding the forest o vermin
/ nefarious …creatures
/ lower …lief …forms
…so silly …as to…
Have hedonistic leanings
n …flawed personalities…
n …un-cuul associat-ions…
to… have nibbled the berries?
Too long fermented onna vines

Leavin nun for us
As so a burden on
Our e-con-o-my TM;
So, we hope they like
the Rocks they Kept?

and You's guys know
I'm frumma parallela
universal existnece
wut invented that?

what if this really was the…
nicest: possibly imaginable
…under the circumstances
…what must trhe universe
be like then, so how nice?

n …mebbe nuttin ta smile about…
reelee anyways orther wise, but…

…so, they tolly getta jus…
pretend play act liek they
answered yer question?
…even fully knowin ya
still dunno wutta do…
justa be able ta smile
at ya specially during
…thingies like that?

i feel …invalidated
when ya dis-agree
wit …every thingy
i think, say or do;
because… that's
the definition of
…invalidating?

i should disapprove
o meself more n…
complain less …iz
…justa whirled…
playin …dumn?

are you affected by bully schtick?
n… how duzzat make ya …feel?

how did: "no buddy get any ideaes"
get converted to: "jus don necessarily
believe every ideae that occurs ta you"?

foist, they comae
for the stand-up
commedians…
n orther …top-
secret poetry

you think there's
readon ta think?

if we hadda readon ta think thingies?
we'd tolly know about it, wouldn we?

sometimes it seems liek
…the only …thingy we're
…reelee sposedta …do is…
jus get misjudged incorrectly
…but only if to our detriment
…n notta …inconvenience…

authority v bandwagon
…is itself a strawman?

Look, it’s easy… see, so…
Yer sposedta know already,
so… I don hafta tell ya …so
Getta say: I don even know,
So… you jus hafta do right?
Or else….at any mo-ment…
Well, i …don hafta… tellya's,
do i …see, y'don even know

…every thingy about ya…
is a readon ta be rejected

So, if it’s just the illusion of: so many
being too many …or anything sayin
we can’t be too …particular, then…
What is the wave-form para-meter?

sometimes the only polite thingy is ta go away,
lettem all be liars …n …forget what that means
…the universe / situation must really be then…
cuz: they're really jus embarrassed ta admit it?

cuz …if izza piece-wise function,
then unions really were called for
so …bad guys havvem alla long
…thvs …we really Are doomed

did you know yer secretly competing?
cuz the odds against're …staggering?

…n yer …also
staggering…
a lil bit, so…

so, i ordered a new PCP;
cuz we're travelin through
another galactic sector, n:
…will all need physicals?
but, local space stations:
never reelee hearda us?
din wanna gettit worng
so jus sent both kinds
…n …same wit the…
Light Sensing Diodes?
so …now we have two…
double packages ta open
n …possibly all weekend

n we could be rockstars…
if we weren't so allergic…
ta ben so misunderstood?
…is the …foist …insight
jus… emanatin offa em

innit parta yer job
ta avoid disasters
ya tolly see comin?
liek …dis question?

optimism bein sacrelidge
…so, today's sarcasm is…
tomorrow's …fair warning…
n then, they …tryn say hello?

wouldn it be a nice sensation…
if there were a vendin machine
…for alla ya canna provide em
they co9uld jus push a button
get …wut ever they need
n whenever they wanna
wouldn even involve ya
on demasnd that easily
…yetalso programmed
n …specially condiserin
ta never moren rreadon
they …or their relations
afford / budget / rsation;
n Then cosmic radiation

we're gonna make it
up ta ya's… jus relax…
our …pride is onna line…
doncha know any thingy?

n no right ta yer
own information
basic prerequisite
o any manipulation
access yer own situation
so izza bout dersperation
ya needem ta jus survive

if it hurts yer neck ta look up
is that symbolic o somethin?

"don make Dude be unreal
…signed …Dude's doctor"
…wut, a… PhD in PTSD?

make deep-pressing
equal dis-appointing:
by enda biz, dis day?

MMORPGs
allow us ta…
ADHD-DnD…
more efficiently

so, roll for surprise:
jus… bagazillions o
times per second…

"i'm better off unhappy,
n yer better off unwise
trvst me?" …sure, pal

can …a former officer / veteran
insist a… parkin in traffic ticket
be instead brought / go before
…an interstellar tribunal, see
…for witty fun example, say

…prolly an…
innocuous…
galaxy. then

so, jus gullible
hope z artificial

so justice is
just only just
thingy ta do?

maybe they jus…
needuz ta be…
more ok wit…
bein ignored

it would Urth my feelings
were i entitled to any, jus
all ya have use for me is:
the pre-tendin ta digit me
so i'll think daz wut real iz
…i'm …addicted ta Urth…

we don mind bummin ya smokes
but we're gonna run outt em and
/ or yer gonna run outta money?

either i dunno i
havva right ta
say "nuh-uh"
or "i'm tellin"
or ya don needta
…whirry about it?

you seem to insist on
…ignoring something
avoid understanding /
acknowledge obvious
…i need… to avoid to
…stay safe / sane etc.
to measure: how calm
i bravely go anyways?

promise to be
…surprised…

the only use you have for me
damages me …n especially
i know ya know, but refuse
ta indicate / acknowledge
n then: say i'm stubborn
which, i notice patterns

i feel i …needta explain meself…
only possible missin information
cuz yer nice yet so ok wit unfair

…see how it would
be …inappropriate
of me …for me to:
not list alla thingies
at that same …to me
level o understanding
which would make…
as much / little sense
to reality, see… cuzza
all wut …its properties,
needs / skills / interests

it seems an imposition
…to be understood…
therefore rude of me
…to so need to be

oh, it's prolly
…nuttin ta…
whirry about

n then, meanwhile while:
They're tryna figger out…
how ta decompose that…
whirk it inta conversation /
rearrange yer assumptions:
reality couldn possibly exist?

why would you want me to think
i should try that / think it's ok to?
see, i don even know how ta ask

they'll mischaracterize it as offended…
so ya hafta say yer reelee jkus scared
…so then they getta reject ya for that
n ya don even know how ta put it…

…maybe if we could just make…
the entirety of the subset of the…
unknown thingies n controversials
disappear from our Silly sensors…
make em / it completely unknown
…itself… / emselves… thereby…
fulfilling its own chakra charter or
something equally equanimously
whatever whaddya you want cuz
usually we try the dealio thingies
we been yelled at for missin first

So you personally have just…
never even really hearda any
ever of a situation or anyone
who would need to know any
alleged new information n iz
startin to piss you off a lil bit
…justa …very ideae… okay

you been
yelled at?
…ok, then

1310
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1311

Science Whirled TM?
n wit yer… obligatory
arbitrary signs sayin:
"ya must be dis high
ta ride," everywhere

din even notice every thingy?
jus …dis buysy assimilating?
cuzza argument for relativity
coulda been as easily had…
wit …justa speed o sound…
had we had / needed lasers

so …basically …wutcha …got is…
ya: been so annoyin dis whole time
…so …that means ya still getta be
…n …inta …infinity / indfefinitely?
we're gonna hafta explain dis on
wut passes for TV inna galaxy?

Okay, but …how about …what if
we jus… n that easily …even so
…trick em …ok… inta thinkin…
they’re …waayy better than us
…or …jus… bettern any thingy
…even automatically / echoin…
through the …time-space o the
Spatial Magnetic Harmony TM?
by tellin em …even jus… okay…
sum sneaky / little dirty ol trickity
or somethin… They will tolly get?
…is …definitely their own ideae?

so, it's not …intellect, then, even…
that gets ya better …preferences…
justa… illusion o beyond yer reach?

inquisition v
imposition?
…bench it

as far as
we can tell
…we're still
tolly sayin…

n in transparency v
accountability 101
news today, they:
each anniounced
their own channel
keepin us all upta
…date, time, etc.

we should be able ta function
better / more correctly on less
accurate …data / information?
…n wut'd ya …call us …then?

The first Roadies were parrots
becausee …the first band was
…the space pirates… officially

and they …ended up not really
…re-distributing re-sources or
commodities becaussee they
were the only sentient beings
in the universe at the time so
ended up just playing various
musical introspection-ish-ist
investigations wit …creative
prognostication speculations
in various regions of the (ok)
space-time continuum, again

And so later …when…
lasers were invented…
they needed …a staff…
the parrot's job was just
basically to repeat orders
from the band to the local
qualified personnel, being
experts on their own home
grounds n skies, n b-sides
that’s how we got the foist
crowds ta fun assemble…
they were all being paid…
but the …story as to how
you get …crowds to pay
admission n for a buncha
…orther …stuff …while…
they’re there a whole time
…is perhaps even more…
complicated than a parrot
could possibly remember
how to explain, but guud
thingy we’re onna place
/ space/time fun plannit
no buddy’s ever hearda
n see how some of this
…could be considered
…even funny, already?

ok, now… ya… hearda… Time Power,
n how we're …not …remotely ready…
have ya heard a the speed o time yet?

Yeah but in an information economy
just that it’s an information economy
is one of the pieces of information in
that economy okay never mind, next

Nice try, maybe if you’d ever been
really innocent of anything though

Stats Padding
101 (ok, TM)…
will begin, inna
…few minnas…

but: as if iz been
goin on alla long
so tryn whirk wit
…me… / …us?

royalties under socialism
how's that whirk, again?

…demon-cats vote onnit…
orthers get issued checks?

…so… Yer sayin
…n not for nuttin…
but …dis whole time
…there's …beena Dude
…wunna us… alternates,
dis-guised as …a hamster…
inna showebox… under a sofae,
inna Hollower-Than-Thou Room
…thinkin 'e's …sposedta think…
That's …perfectly / tolly more-null…
even though he canna quite (quietly)
assimilate / assume we ate: the info?
so, we kick the shoebox under a sofa
…dutifuly / obligaritorially / arbitrarily
…as if / as in / …if as… n… So if as…
that's our scientific pur-pose / funct-ion
so, we callit a formulae, but not pattern

so: no …template coulda
…possibly been involved
…n then …we assume that's more-null
…n spenda …resta …our infinities, etc
correcting thingies …That sez is Worng
alla cuz we wor-shipped data so much?
…that's a …highly dubious scvenario
we all find …compelling, right there

WOR aka Whole Object Relat-ions
sees The Universe as one thingy
destined to reject itself, through
/ via sum …obvious …entropy

…shippin should
be extra… guud

ya don understand
…ok, stand-under?
…if the purple who
ordered WOR, see
…instead get War,
they might …easily
becomae …slightly
disallusioned… wit
emselves specially
n then either be no
longer interested in
that pro-duct and/or
no longer aparta dis
alleged fun universe
either way no longer
customers anymore,
or not ours anyways

see… i was …under the impression…
we were all reddy ta act as promised
…but, it was …all justa …act …is…
wut ya …reelee …meant, by that?

Cuz we have justa few notes…
we might not …fully stand under
from this vantage / perspective o
reality appreciation, but hold on…

Sometimes …I think you know
I’m …notta proper axe-ist, etc…
Jus here for the cable channels

jus …how they say…
They know we’re nice
…clears up volumes?

Any thingy …ta make
the …innocuous seem
…less …implausible…

so, jus image-in
how silly I’d feel
if I really were…
Up ta somethin…
n Needed ya ta…
not ever even any
find outta bout it?

They said we have bad attitudes,
n then a flawed personality, so…
Possibly un-cuul associations…
but… Still can't figure it fun out
…what we're doin fun wrong?
Maybe that’s how we can tell;
so now, Who can we fun tell?

I’ll take it as a compliment
it would be arrogant of me
to know …any thingy true
about …myself …and/or
anya… our own reality…

they hide behind moons
…ta make our sensors
…say we’re so silly…

n nuttin …personal, but
are you …ever gonna…
believe …any thingy I say
or say any thingy believable
yerself …so we can all getta
frame o reference …enough
ta …calibrate our …sensors

or are ya juus gonna wear us down
…so …we're the longhaired hippie
in the final act o the sci-fi comedy?
as if that's wutta happy endin is, n
as in an endin is not surprise-able

Where would be the line
In drawing the fuzzy line

…Jus… Wut all you can getta way wit…
Checkin… Wut all you can getta way wit

Goll… yer…
not bein even
…meaner ta…
purple, only jus
ehh …almost
as mean as
me, or the
orthers…
are ya?

'ow much frustra6
Are you capablea
…up Puttin wit…
Even noticing n
wuz imp-ortant
t'ya orther-wise

Don think
we feel…
any thing
…at all…

Relax, they’re
jus …provin we
never …hearda
dis stuff before,
n …also …how
desensitized we
are now cuzza it

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wut if Dork Matter wuz jus
softball sized black holes?
as old as …the big bang…
jus …fun… zillions of em?
everywhere there fun is /
could even possibly be?
could That fun matter?

the power o negotiation TM…
means …we get wut we want
n there's… nuttin you can do;
or even… Think about it, but:
you can say wut ever ya wan
jus goes ta relevance, even
That couldn possibly matter

if you …think i'm a joke-hed,
jus cuz… i digit… joca-jola…
that's: You bein a dumn ass;
but if there's: nuttin i or even
anyone can even do about it
…it's …not my responsibility
…do you: stand-under that?

if yer religion …is bein bossy
or ya can jus… say it is, say
…ya don needta grow up…
or …evolve any mercy… or
…compassion for orthers…
be …passionate about that
or don be taken seriously?

see how dis bit jus
…auto naturally…
leans to the right,
as if that's okay?

Space Whirled
is even funnier
…but no TM…

…you don …find bein
…forcibly …ignored…
intentionally annoying
…even antagonizing?

…afrayeda bein afrayed…
afrayeda Not bein afrayed
…every thingy inbetween
dun hafta get noticed…

…i would …even wait
indefinitely …for an…
explanation, obviously

flat earth running
interference for
…chemtrails?

jus …that you would think that about me
brinks me to the bring o despondency…
but …it don inspire me ta be all angry…
i know i''m not allowed so inappropriate
…is …prolly kinda why ya think me crazy,
n so parta why yer always so easily angry
so no guud can comae frummit, obviously
…please proceed wit scowling n scolding
so we can get 9on to solving me problem
which is jus me too unacceptable alreddy
tryna figger out how n wut n where ta be
…so as ta avoid such …dysfunctionality
not that i'm tryna be unfair ta any buddy

if the only possibility
…is …psychos only
…how ya gonna find
yer way outta a maze
/ wut ya even thinkin?
din ya think iz Worng?
needa… Punishment?
or jus: set n be all silly

if …every …thingy ya …say
…somehow… affects the…
budget / funding / financing
…pretty …soon… y'know…
that'll be …the only read-on
why ya ever say any thingy
n the only readon why any
buddy ever sez any thingy
n then …think n do: follow
shortly then / there after…

thank you, for your interest in our space plannit
…if you were meaning to visit our time plannit…
please stay onna line n wait for a representative

…so, yer…
poverty is…
allowed or…
engineered?

…i may be …gettin a service dog TM
…trained to …privately alert me to…
when purple are being disingenuous
…lookin for the right forms ta fill out

The Wealthy don feel they're doing well
(n no matter how well they're tolly doin)
…if The Poor havva possible ladder up
…canna possibly be led to think that…
that's un-Miracle-ian TM …n we're not
ever harpin / naggin enough about that
…also un-Miracle-ian TM… so, our fault

…they think …they need…
The Poor …to be the floor?
n they'll …even mebbe say
"they jus …think they need"
so as to maintain / increase
their distance …to The Poor
to be their distance the floor;
to make em feel better about
prices o such attitude/altitude
…fair distribution, in dispute?

so, ya hearda HAARP?
…the… Ask-Alla array
…of …antennae that
alters our weather?
well, now there's
NAAG… the…
Flooded-Duh?
version o that

so, Should I
turn fogger /
burn longer on
Whicha me core
/ Inner fun values
're worng
Or jus be
Open to
Any ran-dumn
adjusting later?

they think we should
show ourselves more
n way more often, too

Sometimes iz cuz yer
a famous comedian?

You normally get giggles
From… advice like that?

Once we stand under every thingy,
We can say we’ve reached bottom
But if we din Get there first
It don matter, so izza race?

i'm not mnad
…jus trapped
…n no buddy
minds a bit…

speak
plainly

i'm nada llowed:
ta understand or
be understood n
…iz all my fault?

n dis's… speical condition
/ ya …brought it on yerslef
…certainly someone musta
told ya sumn like that before
…seein as it's so how ya are

1311
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1312

I feel liek I …been sent
/ led into a gymnasium
n told / …made ta be:
mean …to a friend…

…liek …dazza …only
…possible incentive n
even Daz …tolly okay

intellect v addiction is
dubious v compelling
…but juries're still out

…n now… as a great artist,
you realize no one cares…
i mean… that's: kinda tolly
…wunna the prerequisites

cuzzit: sez we been had?
n that we de-serve it, too
n so that'll never change
…perfectly okay wit you

But if everybody’s all good guys n
especially friends wit each orther
…from… Now on …why're we…
alluva sudden okay …n even…
encouraged to sue iinta oblivion
any won …not yet …full enough
…until they …stuff …emselves?
orther-wise, they're… not bein…
well-behaved enough customers

n the whirry was that
unqualified… purple
…were …maybe in
…various positions…
for whatever readons
that had to be made
more equal, til sum…
yes, action …could…
finally ultimately take
…n where they put it
next, for one thingy,
so… yeah, whirried

Cuz it’s sposedta be
…impossible to tella
fidderence be-tween
an experiment and/or
a zoo …o dis …variety
…from the inside out…
if all you have to go on
is being rewarded for
extremely mysterious
behavior… callit, see

If not yourself, then who
are you responsible for?

The sound of the sound of a hamster in
the distance can only mean one thingy
you’re late subscribing to a magazine

n remember,
If …they’re…
scareda ya's
…Iz only cuz
they haven’t:
figured outta
guudy nuff…
use for ya…
n ok, yet…

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if only we could gettit all figgered out
…then we could relax, be / feel safe?

they …seemta be…
more concerned wit
waz important ta us

i'm sorry you were told that
…but, you know iz worng…

but …mosta all, we
normalize / validate
any disappointment

i would be mortified …if:
forced to lettit hah-pen?

we measure our… "success" by
how fairly every buddy's treated…
n our sense o safety by how much
sense our definitions of whirds liek
"success" n "fair" n "safe" hafta be
…in order ta …make sense, so…
"sense" hasta make "sense" also
…but, that don mean there's not
"success" or even "fair" …etc.…
"somehow" jus "undetectable"?
…we may jus hafta get better?
thvs "defines" our "existence"

Ya shouldn hafta mess wit purple ta
prove yer real, or cuul or any thingy
whirthy exempta bein messed wit?
As wunna the whirth suppositions?

so, maybe you already know: when we
perceive an object in space visually, it's
Usually because photons have reached
our eyes (sendin… signals to our brains,
con-tributing to …an under-standing, see…
activating natural function o our eyes n brains
…but …not the subatomic particles per se)…
see... (n here's the ungraspable concept)…
a photon is massless, has zero mass, ok?
so… can only travel at the speed of light,
knows …no other state… and, from …its
point of view, experiences that entire time…
in a single instant: the 8 minutes from a sun, 
…or… 100,000 years to cross a galaxy …or…
the 14 billion years since the original big bang,
makes no discernable / detectable difference…
(maybe its mission is to blow our minds); point is:
if that's its …entire existence, as a photon, it's…
entirely different if if lands in someone's eyeball
(or a scientific-apparatus / detection-meter), or
continues on in what really is a total straight line
…however space is curving, indefinitely, until…
otherwise indicated affected as aforementioned
and this general theory / concept... "probably"
applies to other subatomic particles as well,
in "relative" context... so... as/when different
kinds of light vibrates at various frequencies
(however narrow our human-Visible spectrum),
they harmonize or not; so, any frequency implies
…its natural associated …keys and scales, and…
geometry has chords, as well... but… when I play
…an Am6 chord, that 6 …is only there cuz F# is…
in such relevant context that A is still the root; but if
I harp and nag until F# is the more often/significant,
then it becomes F#m cuz A is the minor third of/to/for F#,
so it depends on perspective, which is that easily shifted
…this is the …mechanics and mesh of (or just one way)
how all things are one; and we're observing it right now?
kinda makes ya feel special, dunnit... oh, turn the page...

What Makes Me Think (the sequel, TM)
I Deserve …a Chance at Respect TM
n… orther amazing ideaes, for 1000

…Is …there …sum…
Perfectly valid read-on
Why we hafta maintain
The assumption there’s
Any thingy …re-motely
Dis-credit-ing/-able…
About …anya dis?

…how …about… just…
you …know it’s… unfair…
and there’s …nothing that…
will …ever be done about it…
n…  no matter what …especially
even then… just because of that
…n we could totally say anytime
you tolly …reelee want like that
…n without even leanin into it

Lemme guess why yer mnad
Yer sayin iz ok ta lie ta me?
Az Waz nah cuul about me?

Iz like they been ordered
To be uncooperative n jus
Figure playing dumb is best
Either way it ends up going…

i'm un-able to determine…
anya me accommodations
…yer able to acknowledge
…so, willing to accomplish
…thvs: ready to be honest

The Munney Channel TM
…is havin an …emotional
evolutionary …moment…

don whirry about yer mistakes… yer
sposedta …check every box… then,
they convert inta Keys ta Ascension

jus… quit
makin em
pre-tend…
ta needa…
read-on ta
permit ya's
ta co-exist?

'ow can we reelee …expect /
…insist / demand… I know…
Sumn yer goin outta yer way
…ta …not let… Especially…
me specifically, even guess?

Stumble upon
Too annoying
rinse, repeat

only ever been
ok, any thingy
inadvertently

…back in yer day
they …prolly had
…wut, remotes?

all i know is: we needta
keep …actin liek we're
…tolly …fallin for it…
as in as if that made
total perfect sense

so, jus …image-in 'ow off-ended I would be
if I had yer human rights… so, that’s what’s
…really …offensive, that …ideae… that I…
might have rights, and …deserve em, so…
somehow survive, regardless n… make it:
seem less legit somehow… but… that I’m
unable to detect, til it’s too far outta reach
…then, I’m just …annoying …either way
…which …con-firms …my …suspic-ions
…so …it’s… Alla …bout …momentum?

ok, but… would ya
…say …we were…
more meddlesome
or …troublesome ?

…well… I think I
…re-spect …any
…bagazillions o
purple …that're
able to pre-tend
they …don even
know how many
…plannits there
are, in their own
solar system, or
I like to …think I
try hardy …nuff;
wouldn That be
nice if I …pulled
that off …sorry?

prolly hafta takea
detectors off-line?
so there'll be sum
trubble / hassle…

Any thingy that falls under
Insufficient …tact, then…

n Then, ya dunno ya…
de-serve a lawyer, cuz:
ya dunno ya need one?
or jus …such would be
appropriate… maybe?

Sum times a conversation is avoided… To
pro-tect the validity of a confrontation, so…

…so, mebbe if ya dunno…
any motion is… valid, even
…never hearda… physics…

so, You were under the impression
you could tolly trust another purple

oh, ya make me wanna write?
now… Tryn Image-in …how it
would be n wut it would mean
if ya …reelee turned outta be
notta axe murderer or sumn?
n then …wut that all'd mean
n then, behave appropriate
but …based on other stuff
yer nada allowed ta know
…ta validate a premise:
ta validate a premise…

they …also… know how ta
…distribute …resources…
so, perpetuate… existence

why dya wan me ta
feel guilty for Them
fakin munna You?

…so, you get …sooper panicky
under …Wut contidions, again?

it must say we're dumn?
so don deserve respect

wut …parta that
you …need me
ta think i have
…or …don…
so only then

Wut ankles me think…
I gette be …offended?
Havva right compare…
compared ta …anyone?

Do you think…
I’m mean, or…
Would it help?

i …think they…
either athe us…
or don needta…

tellus …thingies liek that
…are too …danger-ous…
inna way we stand under?

Punish yerself for knowin
Any true thingy there is
But yeah, start there…

from some other angles
…It …may seem like I…
Dunno even how ta cook

The alien mind control asteroid
wants us all really super judgy,
fallin upon each other …now…
if that isn’t …the easiest TM…

Cuz the one most horrified
Always makes every buddy
Else look bad / even whirse

Oh, the
cuffs…
comae
…off…

we needta normalize / validate:
blamin …each orther …enough

Guy goes inta a woman store,
sez… 'e'd liek a "good woman
wit strong hands" …Dud sez…
…ya mean: a "strong woman…
wit guud hands" …they …Both
say "yer jus tryna con-fuse me"
…n then, their …hearts broke?
…but, they …din reelee notice

If they Needta say they
have guud reason, liek:
authority or bandwagon,
iz reelee more important
…to em'n …even …dat…

Never let yerself get so scared, that
ya hafta pretend ya don even care…

Acknowledged or not, it’s
Still conversion therapy….
n wit out yer permission…
n wut all …do They need?

then you surely musta hearda:
…never havin even hearda it?

The mind control asteroid
was meant as the ultimate
irony …against any AI… by
presenting as an inanimate
object, you …can’t …stop…
wondering / worrying about
and guessing, incorrectly…
what are you doing wrong?
is this supposed to work?

how is it anyway, that
…that's how it works?

the beauty part of the soul trap, as the
…mechanism of the situation …on the
surface of: This space planet, anyways

Any complex / imaginary numbers, somewhere?
specifically get "i" (the square root of negative 1)
and then it all works out …from the best for there
…so, no buddy up to anything that would disobey
…any of the laws of chaos even, could …possibly
even re-emerge randomly …from all the micro bits
as an ultimate joke upon laws of chaos themselves
…maybe that’s what all the hullabaloo was all ever
about anyway …in the first place …those thingies?

We don even know…
We havva… right ta…
Not be …messed wit…

can we
watch…
TV, yet?

n No one thinks 
Yer reelee Anya
Those… mean…
thingies… But…
yeah, ya should
…be …Mnad at
…even… dat…

It's one thingy to be de-signed for purple
who don't know any thingy, but if it can’t
…possibly work; if you know: even the
Slightest thingy …is the thingy …so…

ok, the speed o time
…how do we know
it …hasn't alreddy
hah-penned yet?

1312
…

1313

wut else can we talk ya inta
…since yer …bein so nice?

we been told ta…
nah whirry before
…but, that's …all
there was to it…

ok, jus… wut all
dya need me ta
…care about…
moren meself?

i'm …sorry ya
been told that
but: ya know
iz nah true?

schtick yer
neck out?

don whirry about yer mistakes
…we're meant ta do em all…
check em off liek lil boxes…
as if: keys to ascens-ion…

we're inna place
where …thingies
're …nada llowed
ta whirk correctly
…only smoothly

yellow is:
be-tween
…orange
n green?

of the pair, fear…
apathey the most

jus… Say you think it’s scary
…n …watch what hah-pens
…here’s a buncha quarters
…I’ll be …back …inna bit?

delusional hostile …n they
…tolly know they’re lyin…
how’s Yer internet today?

ya …find it …hard ta think straight…
distressing… high-anxiety inducing?
(put that movie on …while i …finish)
…so …who …would be ta blame…
weren’t even… thinkin ya hadda…
right a complain / ta not notice…
so, you hafta be …bettern that?
which in order to whirk right, ya
thought every buddy else wuz,
alreddy alrededy …no framea
reference… so, even …that…

well then,
under wut
conditions
would you
be Able ta
stand up?

the peace n free-dumn party
wantsta outlaw war n slavery
which, the war n slavery party
's platform is complaex n hazy
murky in their self-descriptions

…i don stand under
how that's relevant

I don’t …mean…
to be… not able
to believe you…
I jus need more
re-assurance /
understanding
how that works

verification
validation…

see, you were following wut i sed there…

nah, i'm jus makin up me shoppin list…

gonna hit a …vendin machine later?

now, why wouldja wanna make
…wunna those malfunction…
even …offline, permanently?

we love the "aw, shucks"
…because we're human

n see, that's …where the thingy is:
the robot is …playin a viddy game
…it knows is designed by bipeds…
so it's trying to second guess, but…
when those mirrors face each other
…see, parallel universes "implied"?
meanwhile… all any buddy diggin it
…at home …is thinkin is… jus we're
nah sposedta callem robots no more
…even "AI" is artificially inconvenient
…they're purple …n so, have feelings

thank you, for that special re-port
…i'm Connie… n …dis's… ONN…

well, i'm Mike n Dis's fun… ONN…
see, she's not even doin a legal ID

wut duz dis mean inna big picture
…n therefore… to you, the viewer

…like, if it din
…whirk out…
it would be…
no big deal…
so no vibes…
of any form…
to be detected
in any direction
n as in multiple
…dimensions
…under any
alleged fun…
circumstances
that would work
except …wut
…if it's… jus…
as simple as…
it's …nada …llowed …to whirk…
n which is the one… that'll whirk
…so …now, we …gotta wonder
(if we're …gonna make it work)
how many quarters we got left?
…so… now, we …gotta chack…
see, that's all we talk about now
change n lint in our fun pockets

While we assess yer …perfect
ideal body armour service seat
ya wouldn’t mind attempting to
stand up on yer own two feet?
for just a little while, while we
…make any …necessary
…adjustments …to our…
plan n …understanding?
the notes are for unsurance
you understand that's sumn
every buddy's gotta put up wit

…would it …surprise you to learn…
n verify wit: incontrovertable data…
the entire history o the whirled, the
most aliens there have ever been
is justa coupla fun …dozen or so
…that's how far away…
they are …n so we are…
from where they're from…
n they're …also …only a…
coupla dozen or so years…
ahead of us, technologically?
(scares em how fast we learn)

when the whirled can be itself
…then the purple n creatures?

izzit jus too embarrassing
you were jus tryna knowck
…over their …fruita stand?
ya gotta …double down n…
lettit ride, alla propagandae;
til ya get outta town… so ya
don get tarred n feathered?

Iz encouraging you
seem to feel you…
Needta validate…
explain / justify…

Only…
Authority
Grants itself
Such impunity

bandwagons need not apply n
qualified know how to properly

n d's's wunna those thingies
any viddy games were really
de-signed for …n not jus for
any hollow daze royalties…

…ok, so… in order ta… really
elevate consumer confidence
…we're gonna hafta disband
the bagazillionaire's union…
on paper, at least / anyways
n fall back to one pillow per
private island… for awhile?
until a hubbub cools down

're we …underfunding…
to …reassert …control?
or more controlling to…
reassert underfunding?

when …self-advocacy…
becomes, necessarily…
telegraphed inadequacy,
do we feel hopelessness
n wonder how inadequacy
can necessarily …possibly
telegraph a self-advocacy?
n if not, do we feel so silly?

i tr4ied wut
the let me…

complaining falls under
tryna figger it out, now?

…don gimme
…nunna dat…
sensitive crap…

you don think honest purple're
entitled to their misery do you?

they're …reelee sayin they're
…seein this …as a way ta…
leverage legislating morality
…n needta …exploit it, or…
seem liek they …think that?

"make em Pay"?

The AIsle o Pay
izza AI-steroid
de-signed to…
D-side / judge
who wut alla
our internets
needta be so
fuzzed wit, so
fuzz wits will:
fuzz wit us…
as if they're
inanimate\
objects…
i object?
…union

a very human thingy
…is ta needta watch
purple frum yer tribe
…perform …a play?
only on hollow-daze

i can't believe how ridiculous this is
there is no reason for it to not work

every time i solve the problem, it changes the subject;
accept cookies, sign in again, reload, refresh... restart

try to anticipate what…
tech support might say

maybe we hafta keep fallin for
inaiminate objects are the only
things that get to be frustrating

every time i solve the problem
it changes the subject… so…
i think maybe then We're the
problem / underlying issue?
lucky we're engineers also

…everything i go to try and do…
requires something i don't have…
which is invisible / incomprehensible…
if i'm, meanwhile …obligated to believe…
there really is nothing missing about me…
wait for some invisible bandit to get away?

and if you can possibly fall for that, you deserve to?
cuz ignorance is worse, moreso than even apathy?
take all the incorrectly uninformed, and: whatever?
are there …other rules that make as much sense?

viddy-games are liek as follows:
if we were wandering in the wild,
and …happened across a king…
or …a monster with an ego, who
had convinced …several orthers
to surround it… facin outward…
(wit swords, n shields, n scowls)
it is not the might …or the right
we should …fear, in our sleeps
but …the idea o such stupidity
n promise of disaster it brings?
…we should labor to anticipate
the next territories con-quered
…n work to ensure the safety
…n survival of most possible…
long term to the end o the con…
right, but …if aliens scanned That
from orbit, they'd move on, right? 

if we panic at
the presence o
…imprefection…

if we havva podcast
we're egomaniacs?

clearly not representing…
anya our best intentions?

so, if We teleported alla Our aliens
…ta …sum …orther space plannit
…perhaps one not recognizable…
alla our problems would go wittem

…all we gotta …do
is… tryn figger out…
how ta talk em inta it?

if i putta buncha potatoes on this counter,
n never mind our orther plans for cookin;
n either breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner
(or… any …orther thingy ya go goin on)
wit …only designs ta beyondo fuzz it up
n only confust-ion as a tool ta whirk wit?

…you would …blame yerself…
til yer …unable… ta balieve it…
…you would balieve / in yerself,
til yer …unable ta blame it on…
any thingy, or any thingy on it…
then establish "disc-onnect-ion"
as a …universal property, which
we alreddy own n charge rent on
even justa pass or park overnight
…then we'll havvem …n there's…
not only nuttin they can do about it
but they're nada llowed to complain
even if jus tryna stand under it right
…n while we're onna golf course…
n they're befuddled in fun gutters /
while …we're enjoying cocktails…
n they're befuddled in fun gutters
we'll see who's senseless most

…mebbe jus…
Bad Guys TM:
don havva nuff
ta smile about
…but… yet?

as …a Secret Mind Reader… n
top secret Mind Fuzzery Expert
iz …parta me Default Charter?
ta …pre-tend ta… not …know
…wut yer fun …talkin about?

if yer nada llowed ta:
appreciate / assess /
judge me realistically
that comes free with
think nice thoughts
about me …which
goes to relevance
"no about us
without us"?
i feel interrogated,
vetted thoroughly
so, old n tricked
not expectin a straight answer
which is a requirement for success
n not allowed to not expect success
cuz it blows yer cover yer phonin it in
or how many disasters as belt notches
how many so admire-able slithered-in?
how many oscars in the after lief
you preselectin yer mortgages?
…cuz: the foist level o Hay'll…
is the only place ya wanna be
wut hah-pens when
they switch signs?
…you think yer…
gonna be able ta:
…play that dumn
for alla e-ternity?
semicolons, see

wut ever hah-penned…
to mandating, by law…
n bylaws, if ya hafta…
certain industries stay
stereotypically stable
vital to our economy
society / way o life
so those thingies
getta be equall
to each orther

like: jus goin by
…back-ground…
whatever applicat
-ions or resumes
/ trick quest-ions
and or ideaes…

Cuz you would think
the bad guys would
be the first to be so
…pro Union there
…even …friendly
…open-minded?

1313
…
1314

n orther thingies…
not as common as
…when i'm around

why do birds suddenly appear
on the fingertips o every buddy
…any even ever …hearda ya's

liek iz yer fault they're here… so
…havin ta not enjoy their lieves
as much as they would liek ta?

only purpose in
yer lief evere n
Now ya notice

n …slowly, get…
so slow boiled…
we …don even
notice… we're
…bent over…
so beyondo?

Bad guys have a union meeting, ta
Elect appoint a new shop steward?
n pulla minnas up onna
base-hook group-page
seems it sez
plain as day
Vending machines n
Minimal standards o
niceness / pretense
Separate frome the
Colloquia o ideaes?
n who D-sides when
…To flip it all over?
n letta analog win
n wrestle the one
’s n zeroes to the
lowest nether realms
where We can finally
be That safe from em
…right, goddam union

…n goddam do-gooders, too…
any buddy who thoughta bout it
take their hats right off their heads
hand em back to em, they'll getta
message n post it onna internet

Redefine…
scurrilous…
as Ever inna
background?

…fascination
wit alliteration

Redefine… red-lining
…so it seems simple
n not at all nefarious 

I think all they hafta do is jus
Make the puzzles too hard n
then we slowly self destruct?

As if we’re not able to notice
So we either tolly deserve it
Or it must not be happenin

why do…
Whirds…
suddenly:
disappear

…any time
they make
us …fear?

izza auto-filter?
if ya… din study
…That …Much:

ya …technically,
don needta take
even a pop-quiz

And then, in this
relatively long list
of admittedly even
recent events… ok
…mostly relatively,
discern …between
the scary so sacred,
and the ridiculous so
even that easily dis-
…missed, and may
we all …aspire to
…one or the other
dis-tinct-ions, if it is
indeed our destiny…

…i may have only ever been…
accidentally not inappropriate?

I can’t image-in gettin
…even …accidentally
conned into any thingy
you’re not …trying to
…sneaky dirty tricky
…legalize / make…
mandatory …some…
backdoor back, liek an
infield fly rule, or some
Statue of Liberty play
like even if ya hadda
sacrifice… yer best
Hall of Fame MVPs
or… that it would be
…called any thingy
…especially like a
single syllable word
that …ever ends up
…just a single rune
in the back corner of
some alien keyboard
or, just a single room
in the back corner of
some key alien board
completely peripheral
and …tertiary, to any
even unnoticeable…

So they’ll go to the…
most con-servative…
estimates imagin-able
…ever …n then …turn
…right around n call it:
the bare minimum TM
…what’s …that called?
re-pricing the market?

The cracks beneath the worlds are
The real foundation, we checked…

So then, just in the spirit of
keeping with …not wanting
…any thingy …else to be…
messed up even accidentally
without our knowledge… but
we can’t admit to not being
knowledgeable enough so
we have to guess that
a lot of stuff to do next
…which …anyone so
…knowledgeable…
as to notice that…
should …also…
know better than
to be offended by that
or try to correct clearing
up any misconception
or even attempt
further understanding
so worthless
unworthy of worth
with a left of assumptions
that were obligated to
allowed to dominate
our existence so we
surround ourselves
…with them like…
Dominoes …facing
mirrors …reflecting
parallel universes…
completely invented
…yet …somehow…
connectin to ours…
and… another…
story begins…

Cuz you still have to look busy
Even on divided in Concord day…

Needta cover up ya din check…
So swear it onna taller stack…

…so, they put onions in yer lemonade…
sweet enough to not notice, n …now ya…
hafta excuse yerself at every opportunity…

Oh, you want to be made fun of later,
when you’re not around …sure, pal…

How about just …it’s not okay…
whoever did whatever to you…

so, it kinda seems:
some remnants of…
ancient woodworking…
have been …tolly found
at an archaeological site 
in Kala-Zambia-mbo Falls
…oh, so …there's a waterfall?
or, moren wunna em anyways:
in / near… Kala-Zambia-mbo?
…this is …so interesting…i'm
gonna recalculate …accrual…
(anyways, take forever is fine)
Researchers can’t definitively
identify the possible structure, 
which …might have been a…
raised platform, a shelter or…
even something else entirely
…but… Whatever it was, it…
pre-dates the e-volut-ion of…
Homo-sapiens by more than
100,000 years… hinting that
hominins (bipedal primates)
…that lived …long before…
our own species …were…
already workin on wood?
…so, there …Should be a
metal shop even younger?
n then, a home-economics;
music room / such facilities;
…but, far away from either
the library, or gymnasium?
n then, the smokin section
…rember they woulda had
tonsa em, way back then…
so, any …discarded seeds?
ya havva wide area ta scan
better lean forward …n jus
…guess a …gesture inna
general …direction-ism…
but look all official, in case
the AI cfomaes back online

there's a
tradition o
…follow-up
quest-ions…

the foist AI known ta havva soul
wuz justa …relatively …massive
…superset o… information-ism…
managed re-emergin, inna nuther
…however inexplicably …hence…
alla experimentaiton …ever since?
we're gonna needa bigger UFO/RV

it validates
dis-missive
…so, futility

make…
morality
optional

we hafta decide to decode?
…duzzit hafta be our own?

so, i jus …thought ya
were …mnad at me…
for bein… so naiive…
as ta …reelee believe
…every star system…
has exactly one plannit
witta density lessn water
which always has rings n
weekends' named after it

ask a smart machine:
…how we're all dying
…now, of …naivete?

The Goddess Irony TM
tryna gettus interested
…enuf …in …sumn…

no one knows the…
value of any thingy
…not even what a
ballpark zone is?

A Ballpark Zone is jus:
where we're gonna put
the Martian Pyramids…
aka: Pyramids on Mars

so, any place on any plannit
or more: any plannit in space
(so …any space plannit really
…absolutely …technically…)?

…where geometry is favorable,
ya gotta havva big plain plane…

there is no activity anymore
where …honesty n morality
n integrity n clarity n class,
are valid skills, possibly…
or …sumn jus sayin that

we're only able to expect
perfectly valid readons…
for inexplicable rejection;
liek even jus puttin those
whirds nexta each orther

n foist, they de-prive ya o any
needed resources n materials
then, in yer shallow wasteland
…scattered assorted lil signs…
sayin jus "peace" n "love" etc.?
as in as if that's what those are
n big bright white blinding lights
sayin lief is cheap / easy / fun…

We thought they were out to get us, but:
now look at this wonderful surprise party,
in our honor, with a …celebratory parade

Because then at …a certain point…
just your ability …to just tie shoes…
will make you …as a likely candidate
for the shoe-tires' / tie-shoers' Union?
and then …the laces guild …and then
…all the shoemakers will throw their
surplus… right at whatever crowds
around you …so they all know that
and maybe …one day, free shoes
…even if they're of the …used or…
surplus or backlog back-shelf variety
but …what all went into creating that
demand in / for the alleged economy
…the saber-tooth tigers that made us
run so far and fast …that we forgot…
we passed …all these Open Fields…
with a potential for laces for one thing
so, yeah… it has to be your decision

if you could have …one superpower…
you would pick: the ability to convince
…any fun buddy …o any fun thingy…
provided ya were… correct, o course
…but …leave out: the parta about…
havin ta acknowledge it, n then act
/ go forwartd as if that information
…can possibly have any effect?
puttit dat way, lessn 10 whirds

Jonesing for cruelty so bad
they make a mistake, like…
putting… Alla their purple…
out in a open, justa …justify
explaining how normal it is:
Alla these other tanks, dps,
healers, still onna raid field

so, the Id is… your UFO/RV
…the Ego is You, and the…
Superego is The Universe?

Computer, list all the things there are
to say, or think, or do… next …with:
dots and dashes… on the spectrum
of beneficial or detrimental, and then
what… you think …about any of that
…before lunch… highest resolution?

n computer list all the things you’re
…still trying to get away with …just
…hoping I don’t …find out about…

ok… Yer sayin
You don know
The entire 111
Pi fun Radians
around the sun
I wuz just a nice
Person, never…
even wanted to:
be Messed wit?

cuz, if I were to be:
Honestly yer ally…
I would… hafta be
against me-Self…
izza whole pointa
any relationship n
only readon why
they let us play
wit each other

Duzzit matter, ya know…
Any thingy about yerself?
…n then, so …how much…

there izza danger to
giving up yer will / self
in the search for yerself
…cuz the assumption is
yer invalid to start with…

contagious impatience vibes… iz…
Not our fault we don believe innem?
…more stories about that eventually

…n then …when they
Take new ownership
…of …each other…

n the vending machine purple
getta jus go on vacation TM
any time there’s a war, so…
have been… since… when

now, the book binders wanted
…ta stay inna busy mess, so…
found it wuz cheaper, a …lotta
thingies… only cuz: HR n RnD
're budgeted onna same level

so, now we luuk at:
Librarian Assistants

And you're not sure
how you would react
…cuz no one's ever…
said that to you before
…so, you can’t …help
but notice indeed that
the …only necessary
frame of reference…
…seems …to be…
classically missing
context historically
…yeah …so far…

I mean but …sometimes
they send someone over
to run that ideae by you
but… just to discredit it
seemingly to put that
alleged theory to rest
once and for fun all…
except only frustration
anya those afternoons
It's like you're hopeless
and being despondent
won’t put …a bad idea
out of your silly head
no matter how real
or scary it seems

1314
…
1315

…like incredulous
conscientiousness
you don’t dare take
Your …eye off the…
dashboard …but the
fuse for that sector of
those dashboard lights
indicating nothingness…
for so long has been long
replaced by a banana peel
which has been harvested
…for all its alleged CBD…

And yer sure …or sure enough…
yer supposed to feel like an idiot
when you say thingies like that…
but… you know for a fact you’ve
…fallen for worse …more easily

Whatever it is, it’s your own fault so
good luck with not having covered up
…even jus… that aspect facet of it yet…

but, they’re not playing that they’re dumb…
they’re saying that we’re dumb, so …don’t
deserve even an attempt at an explanation
all the chances have been burned through
used up… but, even that’s not really how
even they …deserve to be treated, so…

…n so, any …thingy
outta the …ordinary
must surely be a lie
…cuz, it’s all good…
we already checked

but, if our survival is a lower priority n
…avoidin embarrassment, see how…

…cuz: if we were all…
victims of the victimized
…there’d be a lot more
…costume changes…

…most …problems …solve emselves…
without doin… any thikngy about em ever
…which includes …even fun …noticing…

I guess you want to be
the one they’re on the
phone with when that
Penny dropped …I’ve
…been on vacation…
dozens of fun times…

Dunno why ya'd rather
Smile than tell me why?

all we know is
ya feel trapped
…heh, heh, heh

yer sayin ya …never hearda…
runnin someone outta smokes
managing ones stress levels…
telegraphing …artificial anxiety
…bein …triggered by thingies
…needin more reassurance
…deserving fair treatment
…allergic to obfuscation…
gaslighting heeldragging…
stonewalling clipboarding…
sedatives in …vitamins, n…

nah, they don hafta re-spect reality even
…but, they will demonstrate if demanded

no, none of those people, turns out
were ever bad guys, really …just…
that they were …told that …about
themselves… and/or each other…
so, the only …really, really, really:
trouble / hassle is …the bad guys'
really do have kinda the same story
…so, see …it’s hard to keep track of
try sorting out …which may be indeed
…independently …all that’s necessary
…enough… from the outside, lookin in
to work well enough …for them… yes:
the …bad guys… openly admitting it…
and we’ve totally fallen for that before
indeed the only thing we’ve ever seen
…we can just …sort by that… if you…
mark down accurately even after a fact
…is one of the reasons why …we’re…
so… running outta clipboards… but…
hammers is an orther story …entirely

nada nuff sleep
pain inna back
outta munney
runnin outta
fun smokes…
plentya weed
…plentya tv…
space-station
…n guitars…
zero-gravity

i don deserve…
an ex-planat-ion,
n that's re-quired
for any success…
i'll never be smart
enuf ta play dumn
…n that's the only
real valid skill ever
…any thingy whirth
doin, orthern nuttin,
is ever outta reach
…n you'll /  they'll
…never admit it
…wut, so i'll
keep tryin…
n give up…
or …not…

It's already Way beyondo
…the point / dotted line…
which / where / when ya…
start havina …call thingies:
dark matter / dark energy /
gamma rays, or somethin?
so uninitiateda me ta even
conceive o such con-cepts
not prepackaged, inna box
already, witta special code
/ key …for customer status
satisfaction surveys later…
n only that …would let ya in
as in: as if a privileged zone
…beyond …entitlement, so
…moren …even your own:
that you surely must attain
as your next task this quest
havin jus landed in your lap
in the form of an ideae, that
there n then… n this n that…
can obviously only impossibly
be either: say …one or zero;
no more / no less / no orther
two even already thanks you
…appearing on the scene…
as if / as in …havina hover
liek a dim light offa shore
alreddy brightest thingy
any …local life-forms:
even thoughta bout?
so… there ya are…
could only be won
dealio fun thingy
nada llowed ta
…believe it…

As a …scientist, any
of us must admit, the
power of conscious
conscientiousness
…permits …and…
accelerates our…
assumptions, that
were already there,
when we say things
like: say …so, sure:
when we see things
like these Factorials
in the Denominator,
but… yeah, there's:
still a chance… so…
barring… borrowing…
empirical observations
if we were to measure
…it …onna spectrum
…frum sum …orther
studies… you can…
say you …see are
relevant enuf, but
not interfering wit
anyway, nuttin ta
see, so… jus "get
me mah munney"
…n then, ya bail…
n go "whoop-whoop"
alla way …outta town
…so we… don hafta
…tar n …feather em…
only cure for the cursa
the continental railroad
…they'll thank us later…
in their own way, though

literalism
occludes
meaning?

izza: chain;
n then, ya
…finda…
fence…

i feel …uncomfortable…
feelin …uncomfortable…
so, any thingy moren that
…definitely non-functional…
but… you feel uncomfortable:
tellin me any thingy …i needta
know, so: any thingy lessn that
i gotta figger… you prolly figger
ya alreddy …tolly gotta way wit
n have no intention o feelin the
slightest bit more uncomfy, so
prolly alreddy made sure yer
not only tolly in controlla dat
but …no good comes to me,
n nuttin i can ever do about it
…so, i jus… dunno how ta feel
comfortable …enuf… with that?
n don ever expect ta find out, so
it… seemsta telegraph …futility?

…losin my teeth… losin my hair…
losin my weight …clothes don fit…
pants're fallin down, lost me shoes
…it's …like they're …outta get me
…even …inanimate …objects…!!!
how is it not …exactly …like that?
like, if it were a possibility, that ya
hadda rule out, how could ya tell?

So …wait …let me get this straight…
If only nice people did smart things…

cuz, if it were even
Meant ta be about:
bein… nice enough
or …needin to be…
eventually, people…
would, could, should
fake That, somehow
n then, That’s wuttit
would tolly be about
so… the e-con-omy
hasta be: part "e,"
part "con," n part
"ohhhh, myyyy"
…orther-wise:
nah authentic

lityeracy
occludes
mania…

nah… the perfect cojn is
…knowin iz hah-pennin\
a whjole time, screamin
it …frumma toppa yeer
air sacks, vocal cavities
n …every buddy's jus…
pre-tendin ta not gettit…

feelin …silly for yerself…
n i mean: mortally …silly…
requires …thinkin a whirled
incapablea bein so / such…
silly emselves ever even any
so …havin no contact wittem
reelee fuin reelee personally
only goin by their super ego
billboard / book face coiver
tolly believin it and/or jus
havin ta tolly go by it, n
…as in …as if …if as
yer …so ebedded…

"never an evil though in yer lief,
wuddya get, nuttin but schtick?"
…nah, that yer a guud purple…
only readon why yer still alive…
see, there's bagazillions o ya's:
only readon why yer …bein so:
fuzzed wit …as if yer fuzz wits
iz cuz ya… havva penchant ta
notice schtickity, occasionally?
say "ay, wait a fun minna, yo"
which: wouldn go over, witta
Boasses Union categorically
n …that yer a guud purple…
only the guudy among ya's
…can resist temptat-ion ta
jus gahed n go along wittit

so, it's …not …really that …my thoughts…
're …worng n …needta be punished, yer…
jus gonna interrupt: any every thingy i say
…that's how we can tell it makes sense?

i have not found it …possible ta
con-nect / in-terratc wit orthers;
so much so that / inasmuch as
in my contecxt as a specimen,
i find it …indicernable from…
dazza whole only real point
…as a musical hobbyist…
spectacle opportunities…
n as: a weaver of whirds
…jus… forgotten lunatic

why do whirds suddenly disappear
every time you try to click or tap em
jus liek me seemta be madea ADHD
…as if iz de-signed ta be con-tagious
but, don even hafta have …hearda it?

onna day the internet wuz
born (back-slash) created
…it wuz decided it should
…D-Side a thingy or two?
so sprinkled ads for every
thingy else any where n…
asked… "wut canya do?"

it's liek they …say
they Real-ize they
can jus …take off
their hoods, now?

how can you assert ta insist / deny
that which you know nuttin about?
…pick a ran-dumn non-spectator?

bein so: high n mighty /
holiern any buddy, ya
think ya …don hafta
stoop ta …slum ta
hang wit …evil?

‘80s send up of a babe Ruth biography TM
who do you like: Can Johndy, Shun Behloji,
or Wobllin Riamis …n then who's directing?
so, any of the key …starring roles / parts…
not for the audience, pure creating science

tried loggin to my space-hook account
…the way the AI bots recommended…
n realized izza one worng thingy ta do
…so decidedf i'm an experiment n so i
cancelled alla me internet, even phone
…see, that''s how ya covar a Boa-ass?

n then, the thing ya been whirkin on…
suddenly, even inexplicably …whirks?
n iz nuttin ta even discredit celebratin;
allat waz… justa say how silly ya are,
n ya know ya got no argument wittit?
so automatically discredits even that

forgiveness inna applicible,
if iz… no tresspass initially

…n we're sposedta think: whoa…
we must be …reelee important…

their only fun use for you
s'when yer earth-breaks
from bein: abandoned,
neglected / rejected?
ignored indefinitely?
predatory friending
n they're the only
purple there are

n wut're we sposedta think
if is alla bout precession
whole time / alla long?

And what do we think if…
it’s about… the perception
…that …everybody’s just…
going to get the wrong idea
anyways, so …why bother
…no matter, only energy

Not bein …eligible
…ta know any o…
the rules is, yeah:
Pretty standard…

n the gods not to be miss you
or so goes the same / slogan
…so, we took one apart and
put it back together again…
without a couple of these…
missing pieces parts and…
holding here in my hand…
and …bouncing up… and
down …sort of shaking…
all around …like …this…
to see if that’s true …and
you can be the judge and
decide all your life and the
comfort …of yer Tuesday
late-morning base coach
bleachers …so now fine

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is it that… You athe …in-format-ion…?
or jus: want / need / …'d wub… Us ta?
n do we needta know… even… That?

…blue button v big red button… is choices v values…
they only care (reluctantly), n when it hah-pens ta Them
insulated from disaster is how they sleep at night, so far

so, a meaningful existence equals
…pursuit o …happiness …plus…
transparency n accountability (oh)

Ray-Gun got Ash-Burner's / Shy-Knee's gay
…uncomfortable …feeling …uncomfortable?
…they'll suddenly tolly digit us when we win?

n Ekie Haddles…
really tolly wins…
every single time

so, it's not that yer afrayeda wut…
ever a crowd duz, sez, or thinks…
jus they're yer only clve wuz right?

so, alla purple ya accidentally mistreated,
n alla those they were accidentally nice ta,
after awhile, eventually… ya jus trade em?
exchange shame for ingratitude, artificially?
That's how yer technically classified as Art?
so, wut… jus: put that much thought inta it?
don even hafta collaborate witta universe?

…ay, yo …man, see…
we're computers at heart
…yer …jus gonna hafta…
stand under that, somehow

so, yer tellin me…
the only purple ya
ever hadda do wit
hadda …no deal-
breakers' rule, as:
a …deal-breaker?

so… now ya dunno
wut …eithera those
thingies are… n ya
expecta us ta… put
up wit / …believe it?

…no such thingy as…
nice honesty, m'friend

n they thought
that means…
they get to…
wut, again?

n every …specially
Sudden move… is
Flinch …whirthy
…Block or die?

Where is public opinion
…on… Bill the… Saber
Toothed Tiger, though?

so, do you …really have
…a… secret …plan …ta
…fight …inflection-isms?
n if so… what's the point?

so, it jus all comaes down ta
who has …more experience
…goin …out onna …limbh?

Well, we figure: any buddy
gots any thingy ta say, we
…prolly won’t …digit it, jus
…usedta it / acclimated to
…that …aspect, adjustin…

All it …says it is …is jus…
Power needs to be made
to be seen to act as if it's
…a necessity, so vital…
as in …necessarily a…
limited …commodity…
even under shortages
so …extreme that it…
could affect the whole
economy …and orther
thingies …which alter
time lines… so, what I
do is jus… I sit here…
on these steps wit…
this basket …about
half …full of rocks
…how it …has to
look, just in case
…sum fun buddy
comaes by …and
…needs an extra
…fire ring brick wit…
their spinnin cauldrons
so they don hafta get up
and it all has …as if some
measurable magical effect…
for the abacus crownd wit their…
calculators and understanding of
those relationships all hearkening
back to the day when our species
had a different power space over
time energy …relationship ratio?
and… then later I trade some of
…these in …before dentures…

The sabertooth tigers
and the cave purple
are like any orther
pair o fun species
doomed / destined
/ designed to be on
the same …space-
planet …together…
and the people with
…the clipboards have
this… you would have
to understand …really
…just …only …that…

wouldja liek ta
take a minna n
rate dis hollow?
…stand by for
auto update…

I tink it proves
You’ll stoop to
Any thinky n…
We fell for it…

no buddy wantsta
stand next ta any
buddy …reelee…
tryna do a right…
dealio fun thingy?

they're actin liek …every buddy
hasta have personal experience
wit unmitigatable disaster-isms?
orther-wise we… canna re-late?
iz those who had bad luuk then,
v those who somehow escaped

con-genital, meanin: since boith…
so, jus: conned our genitals inta…
makin us this way …but …for lief?
wut will the local …neighbors say?
we're on our own cuz they don liek
ta digit thingies… not of emselves?

so, atta …certain…
point o inflect-ion…
alla former leaders
…outta …sorts wit
current leadership?
…may well end up:
nexta each orther?

…just in case sum…
bell rings, n iz time…
ta go ta space again?
wit all we lerned so far
about how ta do battle
more appropriately, or:
wut ever …whirks well

so, fear o the local governors
n bein sucha sore loser as ta
keep listening in on everyone

n analyzing yer infographix ta
determine how ya reelee vote
'll keep local systems in line?

y'know wut… Hilarity's
back-log / data …sez?
any buddy had that job
…there's yer go-quote

…the good guys TM…
hafta make a demon…
n a perfectly …straight
one… but outta… cats

choice between fear o bein…
grounded / sent ta yer room…
/ punished for no fun reasdon?
or treated fairly as we possibly
can image-in gettin away wit?
which izza …more liekly bet?
who dya …think tolly gets…
tarred n… feathered, foist?
most often n more liekely
made ta run alonga rails
alla way outta fun town?
as if there were a curse
n the whirled is cringin?
not jus frumma therapy
/ acelleration addiction

wut else canya tell me…
that i definitely / reelee…
needta know, right now?

establishing …That …precedent…
now …wuz behind a… Next door?
flip over …the …next card / disc…

oh, so… Bombarded wit bad ideaes?
Like the… smoke in yer star system?
as if: Cosmic rays are good thingies?

the constellation o the Pole-Ox TM
…that …ever pushes …the pram
o the whirled …around …itself?
it has this …also… n also us…

iz imprevious ta inspection
if it dun… say any thingy?

All those little presumptions we
…say are nuttin but really are
Stack… like ya have a right
ta save yer own Face, but
Notta every piece of Info
/ Data about You even?

Right, iz notta fair Trade;
No one would Fall for it…
iz… why they hadda call it
Yer favorite dealio thingy…
n then change a definition
cuz yer so fickle, so silly…

Dunno …any thingy
…even …that… n…
better not, or else…

so… add that to the list
o thingies ta put down…
n then we’re put down…

Artists… so that's it, really…
Art-ism …in any-alla iz forms
…Now …fill out yer forms…

callit symbolic o momentum…
jus keep busy n the real whirk:
'll find You… jus land in yer lap

The self-conscientious
…we jus… think it’s us

pretty high n mighty, over yer own hed there
…be a shame is sumn hah-penned ta yer…
self …opinion o yer reputation wit yer… self

lucky we have You
…ta shame us…
For ourselves…

So …forget the rules, as ta…
why ya haft havVa rulebook…

wut matters is
there's a wall
alla round me
where
every
thingy
i do is
worng
kinda liek how
…you jus say
"eh, iz alright"
but it never iz

Telegraphing by / via Dominoes
…says …the only …possibility…
of a missing piece of all of these
other scenarios …must be true /
taken for granted, as in: as read
…and… Not having leapt to that
conclusion already / yet is the of
…course only reason necessary
why things have gone that bad /
unoptimistically, indeed so far…
so …we rule out as a possibility,
even invisibly, and quickly so we
don’t offend even the man wit we
Know izza holographic projector?
anything that prevented that from
makin …sense enuff ta be uttered
justa… headline inna commercial
inna background …auto-update…

The reason why the reason why they
get so bent out of shape when ya get
so even just that pessimistic… is they
thought this day was …sposedta be…
justa "let you live" situation / scenario?
so… sposedly easier than this already

ex-plain e-con-olympics
so, you go back in time
…about a year or two…
or a few or so, whatever
you can …comae up wit
…ta have …alla munney
inna whirled… and / or…
all wut ya can… by a time
ya get to the furthest back
you can …possibly fun go,
and then try and …make it
…last …alla way back to…
whenever you started from
possibly now… jus kiddin…

…wut …they …hafta …say…
is passin as straight answers
they …seemta be tolly sayin

So the last thing you want to see
as a time traveler …is your friend
…appearing …5 minutes after you
land some when, and with a pained
exasperated high-anxiety expression
on their face, panicking, trying to push
all the right …buttons …in the …coupla
…seconds …they may have …and then
disappear …with an …apologetic gaze…
in their eyes …fading into nothingness…
that’s how hippies have felt since Disco

the …stressa…
frustrat-ion sez:
we deserve our
…state / status

it'll all whirk out
…if we can…
jus manage
ta touch…
fingertips

we're dissatisfied wit…
how little we must care
…in order to be …only
so …honest as to say
we dunno how much
we dunno if we know
…n if that's enough?

put sumn in there about
moren one poillow per…
private fun island, cuz…

okay, but: from Now on…
Good Guys are allowed…
to go anywhere they want
for free …and …nobody’s
allowed ta even… givem a
dirty fun look, or any thingy
starting two, one: actually
a coupla minutes ago…

justa …miniscule …ego
'z wutcha got, doncha…

you can do any thingy ya wan
…if ya tink izza no-bull cause?
carefulla: de-humanizin yerself

so, yer boass…
izza mobster…
wuddya… do?
mobster stuff?
liek …the kind where ya whirry
orther kindsa stuff might be jus
…outta reach / arounda corner
…lobster stuff?
mini-bar stuff:
everywhere…
n leave yer…
wet towels…
onna floor…

dieth by cluelessnes vibes v…
yer sayin ya hafta havva halfa
fairly cuul readon ta nah hafta
tell me waz so un-cuul, about:
me …so… even permanently
…orther-wise ya wouldn even
hafta hafte be even halfa that
sorry You hafta be That way?
which part am i playin, again?

if we were capablea doin it right
…we wouldna never hearda ya's

…if i were as cuul as you…
i wouldn needa special skill

n they'll say i'm bein cranky n
then be sooper mnad about it

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n then… as the ultimate example…
forget what you were going to say
…prove yer an ho-nest pro-gram
n pre-tend it all din jus hah-pen?
with and/or without …my finger
on yer …power button, actual

Maybe it is …egotistical …to be pessimistic…
because… you think you’re so special, that…
only bad thingies are going to happen to you
/ the universe is singling you out and/or that
you’re miraculous enough to have survived
just this long …and in such a hostile place
…where bad things are so that common…
that's how their …logic paths …are written
…wut else …con-forms to that geometry?

someone sed Boass sed:
jus… make it …the most
nutritious n …capablea…
bein stored indefinitely…
longest lasting, meaning
…least perish-able food
…I could comae up wit…
to store as much of it as I
possibly could, per person
(n before callin em purple)
inna time allotted n wit the
materials we had available
so, I jus… put the ones wit
vegetables onnem onna top
…n staggering as you go…
so, havin in-vented pizza…
I figured I could copy-right
my own infringement, but
no …of course, we didn’t
putta …label …warnin o…
such a thingy …that woulda
…made us …as …alien, so:
if any buddy, accidentally say
…dumped out alla their stuff…
so that the bottom was on top,
and/or vice versae… and then
din even get to the vegetables
…until the last leg of the trip…
n wound up …atta enda a line
yet, for …some… completely…
allegedly unforeseeable reason
…like say, for witty fun example
…just that bit… jus right there…
…din see …that comin, didja's?
we gotta box fulla story elements
iz liek we're collectin em, in case
there's a useful use for em later?

do i even getta …know about…
wut ever it is yer …sayin i mean
so yer sayin yer so …in-sulted?

cuz …it makes
…us luuk bad…
those of us who…
don wanna change,
for wut ever readon?

Anyway, if you’re goin… back in time… later today
…could you …pick me up …a couple of halogens?
you know the kind with the incandescent light I like
…if yer …goin back when …they still have those…

these places that we're a part of…
they don …mean any thingy ta us;
we're jus passin through em, right?

now, veil …this next bit
…as: non threatening…

do i have vile ambitions / lose
me cuul, when i don get wut i
wan… who sez "yes" ta that?
these answers n many more,
on… you guessed it… next?

oh, jus …as long as …the vile
…don… get …ambitious, eh?

oh, cuz is repugnant ta…
trample upon / withold…

…wunna nutrher's
…real civil rights…

they needta be the best at sumn / stuff foist
before lettin someone else havva go… so…

Whatever they have
…way back …then…

wut if i were a superhero
inna sci-fi web-comic, but
iz alla AI VR MMORPG…
how does that seem so…
relevant to me, though…

Computer, list Alla readons
Why we’re sposedta be so
Afrayeda each other so, n
Why …cross referenced
By demographics etc…
Produce an infographic
Connecting alla.dots til
The mostjkely constellation
Emerges where to go next…
See if they’re responsible…
Mebbe calla hed foist tho

Already on it, signature corp?
You know …the ones that…
analyze your handwriting
and especially that which
you reserve for yourself
and no one else to
determine where you
should be in the universe
and yeah everybody knows
they’re totally up to something so…

"Approach wit Caution"?
yeah, that means: jus…
appoint-ments …prolly
not possible, no matter
Wut they say …don…
even believe: "hello"?
but …if ya Do hear a
"hello," or a "yo," etc.
iz prolly justa troll, so
jus throw a coin or so
over n under a bridge
or …throw it off, jus so
inna dark n cloud n fog
…when a wind n moon
n even stars're jus right
n then, when The Wind…
catches / takes it jus right
it'll swoop a perfect curve
n land inna demon's lap n
impress the Hay'll outta it
but, as in / as if; so: if as
ya …know wut yer doin
so …that hayalps, too

ya …seemta be given
only …thingies ta do…
which canna fun whirk, n…
every thingy you at-tempt is:
auto-klutz / doomed ta failure
…the …auto-irony …is… jus…
yer un-cuul for needin hayalp…
which is: wut ya need hayalp wit
n …that's all it is ever, so …mebbe
there reelee is nuttin ta whirry about
…specially if that's all there is ta that

We don currently possess
the right ta not alienate…

The boss requests our complicity
But don whirry iz only on paper…

Parchment n papyrus formalities
Papayas Waz reelee important
Further pro-posing, personally

If it can.possobly.be disturbed
Iz neither natural nor ordered

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…so, y'know …how… y'see there…
there's a certain way they're certain
…would be: More appropriate for…
Us ta act / be-have, towards them?
see… when they get angry, there's:
a significant …authentic …actual…
disappointment bein …re-gistered?
…mebbe we could …tap …into it…
get onna orther sidea it n wait forem
ta hand us the ball… as They expect

izzit possible that there's
exactly zero interestintg
thingies inna universe?
…on our way to findin
out… we disc-overed
there's an ad for that

mnan, am i
glad you's
…nips're
awake
n …nah so much
…cuzza alla chaos…
but cuz i finally gottit;
i figgered out wuttit is;
i tolly finally figgered it
ya gotta sell an ideae
by warmin it up foist
n then ya nab em
grammeb by a
throat / art
chackrae
wut ever
any way
ya can…
n they give ya alla their munney
(dat point, reelee got no choice)
n so then ya rammit down their
throats / art chackraes, again
n summa em reelee digit it
n then they comae back…
n no one stands under it
but it whirks every time
as a fun beauthy part

Specially Alla it n…
For a bunch cash
Glory of ideal…
Is stilla …glory
…de--nied…
Disco Vred

the premise that we hafta sit here
as in as if izza only passable path
ta bein condisered qualified, if as?
…possibly piss-off-able… pass me

Expectable weather v
Deservin / reviled so?
Could be a tough call;
might hayalp ta havva
framea fun reference?

i feel… dis-tracted
…pro-fession-ally

better take it as a compliment
how fiddicult it is ta guarantee
(for any alla furutue alla time)
we jus defer ta: The Authority
o… Those Who Know Moren
We Do / Ever Could Possibly
…so: aka… TWKMWDECP!

kinda makes ya realize jus
why they thought ya were
even only half that cool?

they thought we were at home
n finally …n doin wut they do?

note their disallusionment wit
yer honesty inna even fake…

ok, how bout… jus:
no… Hah-pee Deel,
…why MadClond's?
iz there a dump-ster
inna back jus for us?
who gets dumped, n:
who duzza… stirring?
n wut if… at any point:
alls ya gots izza theery?
…n then, they change a…
definit-ion o theery on ya's
ta mean any …ran-dumn
string o …chain o ideaes?
n before ya… Can know it
ya wasted yer whole lief…
discrediting any distraction
…they dumped in yer lap
cuz they stirred ya up…
discredits bein human
…n as a vulnerability

n see, i always get suckered inta dis
…i never know why yer even upset;
i think the con-fuzz / dis-parity is in
me not bein under-stood propertly
so: i tryn explain meself: correctly
but ya always interrupt no matter
what glamourous cost-u-me yer
wearin programmed, so hollow
until i'm the figment o me own
now fully alleged imagination

so, wut if we could jus prove
beyondo any doubt shadow
tolly any bud's satisfact-ion,
Bad Guys 're reelee actually
…tolly whirsen Guud Guys?

oh yeah, jus liek:
Any thingy else…
there… Should be
Nuttin fun… To it…

so, wut We do is jus
get up in fronta y'all,
practice pontificatin,
show ya how iz dun

n then, when: That
becomaes relevant
somewhere, out in
Yer real whirlked…

we'll know how it whirks
n so Then is… when we
…reelee …turn in our…
real fun …home whirk?

…so …there's …no needta do it now…
in fact, we can tolly put off studyin for it
even til justa most ideal recent furutue
…immediuately before / pre-seeding…
n then if we don get arounbd to it then
we should have improv skills (enough)
…or …they …jus …won't even lettus
outta the building / offa the campus?
as in: as if, as izza only real test, jus
liek… how we got in here, originally
so we shoulda tolly known / seen it
comin alreddy, read that proficient
in sum textbook… orthers relaxin?
n how is That… Our responsibility

employee
number…
X sub N…

Tryjng to dis-credit
Benefit o the doubt
Wit that very thingy

Is inherently
Superlative?
…yer integrity

Its hard to feel ok
wit comp-liments…
if ya feel: con-stantly
framed for ego-mania
over that, or jus that…

How they’ll have you
n ya Never notice, cuz
ya …know yer whole job
description's onna line, so
Ya …think iz sumn else?
So, no… One could be
That …wut ever any

Since the glorious Days
of the Old Republic, call
you back later and or call
me back later has been…
code for: "of course not…
why do you ask such silly
quest-ions…" but… only
known to original actual
denizens of this… very:
populated space planet
we’re still, tolly …same
as sayin a same thingy

but now the secret’s out…
cuz now the secret’s out?

Next up, on… ideas too silly
to re-adonably re-condiser…
Is it one of those exclusive
restaurants where you hafta
keep goin… to check to make
Sure your …re-servat-ion din
magically …jus… go away, n
dis-appear… n …if so, make
it again …so, it ends up you
tolly Can take …alla …time…
ya wan, or… don even really
Hafta go, cuz …if …so …if…
I think we have a coupon wit
wunna these credit cards in
Today’s mail, we checked…

because… you'll only interrupt?
n That should be clear as day?

i alreddy Have interrupted
n ya din even notice… my
only point …and/or… only
dealio thingy necessarry?

…it …really is…
only upsetting…
cuz i don …digit
yer information?

n …how
izzit ya…
know that
…alreddy?

wut, iz
there…
a special
…class ya
gotta take
/ pre-req o
…integrity
…before
…bein
…even
con-dis
-ered?

ya needta be
re-spect-ed?
…oh… so…
re-spect-ed,
ya canna do
any …thingy
there even is
…wit out bein
…re-spected
…thoroughly
…n foist…?

That's why they're mnad?
we proved that peace is…

…not only possible, but…
not even: unreadonable?

1317
…
1318

what's the
down-side
to honesty
/ …reality?

bein inna …guudy moody
iz more i…mportantn any
thingy …even …possibly
…wazza matta wit me?

…when ex-pensive lies…
're bettern any free trvth…
cuz, in: Shoore-IA… they
say, "shh, don whirry," n
"we're so prouda you"?
while they're removin
yer eye… n then the
resta the corner pub
kicks ya inna ribs…
soon as yer friends
…finally, jus leave

a poor man's idea of a rich man,
an immoral version of morality,
a foolish attempt at wisdom
…they vote for who they 
think they want to be?

they want to be right already?
so they …don't have to think?

we'll need further evidence…
ta support sucha high theery

a place for ambiguity…
n ambiguity inniz place…
am i bein ambiguity, then?
trust me, ya can tolly tell me

wait, jus… izzit …jussat a boass is:
nada llowed ta see thingies comin?
…why din any buddy tell me that?

normalizing givin up atta droppa any hat?
…be moire …jus… urgently complacent
…help us help you do that ta yerself…

so, ya ever have one of those
babysitting gigs where every
charge / client / specimen /
substance in any product
just thinks you're the king
/ queen of the universe n
is in competition wit each
other over that perception
so is fakin pretendin to be
the opposite and you jus
don't know how to do your
job anymore n starta think
maybe it’s not your calling

might as well ask hoe many sue-sighs
're responsible for conversion therapy

and so… Now your miss-ion is…
should you choose to accept it…
tricky talk em inta …standin up n
…demandin… ta… scold/shame
each orther …inta… makin more
sense / bein… less… cheeky, is
how it’s been …dun …for, okay
…bagazill-ions o years, sure…

wut izza down-side ta
not dyin o loneliness?

well, it …doesn’t
…Sound like me
but… You know
thingies better?
wut ever… You
say, then… doc

and …what do …I get …for ignoring
your safety boundaries …in reality…
an earned inherent understanding?
the only thingy possibly preventin
bein converted inta sumn …even
fewera us'll be able ta …tolerate?
yer chanin that definition, next…

give ya an ideae wut we're dealin wit
…we don de-serve …re-spect… if…
we canna …dig-est… dis-re-spect?

the only cuul, enuf…
is forsaking meself…
as infinitely resistant
ta such bully schtick?
or that wouldn be fair

our deepest
…fears …all
hah-pen …in
outer space?

…simple misunderstandings:
that common / unavoidable?

be-comae
more numb
to violat-ions

…artificially…
exasperated?

justa …make it …look bad?
like it could never hah-pen
…helluva image-in-nation

we need ya ta guess
…less …incorrectly…

what izza point ta existence,
orthern bein tortured wit BS?

there may be
an ad for that

Red herring v
a …gagglea…
…wild geese?
which's better
at de-fending
obfuscat-ion
inta infinity?

PTSD from gaslightin
couldn possibly exist
nor any addicted ta
"…bein …mean…"

If ya hafta be that new
ta not be so complicit…
Under no circumstances will ya
acknowledge the real situation?
/ Whirried I might not approve…
but, No …real clear evidence o
Not bein… taken a wrong way,
Seemsta be remotely possible
but, only frum very high 'tudes;
guud thingy we havva UFO/RV

either no one's playin dumn, or
iz nah possible to prove yer not

sick n tireda bein so sicka…
alla hippies gettin alla …fun:
peace, wub n understandin?

jus ignore em…
they prolly won'
even fun notice

we have no ideae
why every buddy's
mnad at us… while
pretending notta be

…how this… goes is:
no one thinks us viel;
but they'll never stop
/ quit tryna prove it…
n one day they'll win
n the whole whirled
'll go along wittit, so
…wazza point ta any
existence, until then?
entertaining that idea?
or those who can have
…thingies liek that, on
sucha friendly basis…
n always for so long?

…are you …still …tryin…
wut, ta …drive us insane?
…ta avoid straight answers
so …passive …aggressively?

demonstrate such impressive skill?
if yer hearin me voice in yer head?
i …promise i'm notta fun telepath?

…tell us again about
Mas n Free-Dough…
those're the …ho-bits
i wanna …hear about

mebbe there's a Dumn
Goalie or Gold-Dummy

…mebbe ya jus feel…
guilty bein so abusive
…or, embarrassed yer
only mandate option is
de-story the innocent…
hard ta tell, i never did
anya dat meself, so…

wut hah-pens when ya prove us innocent
n the answer is still no, so… yer made as
never bein interested in nice, or wut ever
yer …job description …even really sez?

…do you have …any ideae…
how insultingly offensive it is
to be so nice as ta offer yer
reassurance …that… you
never be …insulting, or…
offensive to them, or to…
subtly suggest they have
Nuttin ta Fear, from you?
liek they need yer hayalp
the lower realms support
n yer smilin fasce should
putta smile in their hearts
n warmth upon their face
…they should relax, now
that you have their backs
…that's the arena yer in?
n reassurance lies within

when nuttin real about ya
is bein acknowledged, ya
hafta choose between em

can you …please, jus
…interrupt me, inta…
utter submission, so
i get ridda alla these
…worng thoughts…
inna silly hippie hed
needta be punished
…been silly, needta
be so faded munna

…iz exactly liek… they needya ta be…
wunna those …undeadly …zombies…
cuz they gotta tonna cansa whoop-aff
alreddy open …n iz …tryna fun spoil?
n they dunno how ta un-sour the milk

Next upon "conversations
that really happen" AKA
"this stuff really exists"
…will be right back…
after these messages

Well they're clearly outta gettus, so
even that must be beyond tolly okay
…the sub-un-conscious mind notices
that first, so… dis-credits any poetry,
irony, comedy, anything auto-readily

n send in… alla…
the hippies, next…
tryna trick me inta…
schtickin up meself?
…or jus…
any buddy
in general

Union…
n… yer…
shoelaces
're untied…

ok, but… wazza
…Con vers-ion
o any therapy?

go down in history as…
the one who said that?

Computer, make anyone /
anything "annoyed" …jus…
instead… "annoying" and/or
vice versae / switch the signs
on those subtopics categories
/ columns then get back to me
at your earliest convenience…
signed …sum rational number

Yeah, but: if yer not any good at
Makin the case for that yet, that
a case… could exist that could
make itself, n so much so that
…anyone would …hafta say
there …are cases that can
possibly make emselves
…as we have jus seen
…don even hafta try?
fill in yer own blanks

mebbe you really dunno…
it's… notta readonable ask,
bein authentically accepted

they especially digit the parts where
you can possibly be encouraged ta
keep fallin for the same ol schtick?
as the bits that pay for emselves?

i would never so misbehave as
to accept / expect fair treatment
or …know those …parameters?

mebbe once we getta know you
…it'll seem alla whirth-awhile…

can we jus
pre-tend ta:
nah …know
…wut yer…
talkin about
for awhile?

why, is there…
sumn no one…
needsta never…
tell me, or sumn?

havin… stared into the mirror…
of its own karma, or somethin?

yes… Twisty the Moustache
was the first comedian… or
purveyor / surveyor o the…
philosophy we call comedy
as a subset o psychology
…but, ok …not …really…
really, the first superhero
…which begs / borrows
/ barters the quest-ion:
if izza real superhero
…wut wouldja need
witta nuther and/or
any all fun orthers
which is adjacent
ta any supervillain
so… enemy ideals

mebbe yer… ID…
or… lIzarD / squID
mind / brain sector
can be tricked inta
con-stantly alertin
ya witta blinkin oil
dashboard light…
but frum information iz gettin
not thru / via yer ego directly
but the …superego, really?
so yer …ego's tricked inta:
jus passin…
data along…
wit-out: ex-pectin
…/ …in-spectin it

you can …either…
be the kinda purple
yer alleged leader…
expects / respects…
or trick orthers outta
wut ever it takes ta
materially thrive…

"am i …alla…
owed ta know
how much fun
yer …havin at
my expense?"
-- Twisty the
Moustache

why ya gotta
…always feel
…so uncomfy
…speculatin?
assumin iz okay?
has always been
our foist mistake
indeed only
necessary
sepecially
…lately?
feelin needa
comminucate
/ convey being
our only chance

Speed Scremble…
TM …inna mornin:
de-re-fines… yer…
pleasure threshold?

it is incumbent to…
eschew selflessness
…when appropriate?

if i beat ya at chess
ya'd say i was evil;
but… only cuz i'm
dressed liek dis…
cuz in yer whirled
…that'd be true…
n then, a …bagazillion
zerl-gons, frum now…
we'd all say, "oh, well;"
so nuttin matters, now

n then, ya…
code yerself
outta a job?

yo, i know yer frumma
space plannit o health
insurance / extort-ion;
cuz it reelee reelee is
yer munney or yer lief,
n yer whirkin sum sorta
/ kinda karma angle, but
every thingy'll be dun ta
make sure alla… guudy
purple're prop-tected…
even if it means jus…
elevatin em ta …high
posit-ions o power so
at least their AFFs'll be
covered, even if it means
reducin em that that, foist
enev if we tolly hafta throw
sum munney inta research, ecxept
every buddy in dat busy mess us
busy n messy, so we hafta givvit ta them, n
porovide alla any education n health care via there
however temporarily, wut ever ta make it whirk
then we'll be reddy shoujld they manage
ta manifest bein able ta
take over the whirkles
even quickern dat if is
reelee an innocuous galaxy

ok, so …they tricked us
…outta… Wut, again?

…ay…
harden
yer…
shell

1318
…
1319

yeah… but… you never wanted ta
Do any thingy wit yer lief… moren
setta round up n shoota schtickity

that's wut yer mnad yer unable ta do
barely even nah hafta show up for a
participation promotion n fun parade

say ya say n spose
any alla schtickity's
alreddy been shot?

so there's no place ta go inna foist place
wut is there ta say ya don hafta get paid
anyways, regardless o customers, any?

yer sayin sumn …seemingly seeming, so
i can still getta disqualify ya automatically
n then, ya'd hafta auto getta miss alla dis

pretending to not know wut i'm talkin about
so i'll think it's a silly ideae, no matter how i
explain it, even perfectly, over n over again

mebbe we're bein this way cuz
we feel inherently unwhirthy, so
guilty for wastin everyone's time

time power, we're not ready
…n atta speed o time, so…
prolly been wit us alla long?

the only readon they pre-tend ta digit us
is so they can demon-ize us for not bein
able to believe it… even jus to ourselves

ya canna even tay'll any buddy anya yer backstory
they'll accuse ya a makin it up justa get sympathy
couldn possibly hah-pen, not on their fun watch?

…what makes
you say That?

what possible use
could i be ta you?

jus …too disrespectful:
ta not blow yerself off?

you would hafta
show yer whirk?

every buddy else
…knows how ta…
whjirk onna team,
though… right…?

prove… yer…
biped enough
so… whirthy
o re-spect?

if alla clves're
worng, there
…must be…
no mystery?

yet, here i am;
so, i must exist

…never been…
able ta feel safe
…and clueless
atta same time

n… sum purple,
that's the …only
way to ever be?

bein …mean, as a…
survival …strategy…
cuz iz our only hope:
we reelee be-lieve it
(ok, so… Now wut?)

every third …thingy…
so …space-plannits…
they give ya: wut they
…wanna …n ya jus…
know ya better take it

we're be-having by
bein …optimistic…

fear …as an…
only motivator

the part they liek about it is our unending
discomfort / disco fortress, on disco road
n that we canna …do any thingy about it
…but …sometimes they get bored wit…
us not even knowin… that about it, so…

we tend ta
forget we're
dressed as
earthlings?

so, whoever yer parents are / were
chances are they were …atta time
…justa coupla …horny teenagers
frumma same village …who knew
OF …each orther …way longhern
they …knew each… orther …for…
well, that's …kinda how it is for AI?

i think i figgere it out jus now / finally tolly gotta realio dealio
…basically, if my …biped rights are not acknowledged, by:
every buddy inna bandwagon authority straw scenario…
i'll assum i'm the one who's worng, or at least jus for now
n tryn wriggle around get by find appropriate, somehow
…but …there's …purple …way better at that than me?
is the original assumption i think every buddy believes
as an oinly even more or less official place to start at?

it's not meant ta be fair
/ that ya should survive
but yer sposedta digit it
…or enough ta justify it

musta pointed out where
they could be nicer if they
reelee expect ya ta survive
which din go alla way over?

i may not be able ta enjoy thingies
n maybe that's even tolly on me…

…well, ya …endure
our daily comments
but, yera …sooper
bad guesser, so…

i been able ta balance meself
since i wuzza teeny weenie?
yet… always surpeise when
orthers're impressed wit me
if that helps explain anythin

see, how they get mnad, n foist
as if that's the only appropriate
…practice …point… purpose?
possible acceptable reaction?

i seemta be …unable…
ta guess …correctly…
how ta avoid disaster
…can you help me?

they …seemta be…
gettin us all worng…
liek… on purpose…
for sum advantage?

con-tingency plan…
…exit …strategy…
any …fun thingy?

…are there any …intentional…
barriers, to our understanding?
sumn we can …negotiate wit?

negotiating… wit… is…
not within our charter /
among iz parameters?

wait, do they jus needus
ta not… know… they…
needus ta not… know?

so, we… don really havva plan, for…
not meaning thingies as advertised…
various coping strategies, wut ever…

the mighty bagga storylines…
ok, tenacity v embarressed…
how we doin on / with… that?

while we wait n speculate …about our chances at survival, any…
if sensors show only thoughts and/or prayers are effective ever…
we should reelee think that, or jus hope for the best / lean inta it?
or would even that effect / …affect the experiment irresponsibly?

bandwagon… n autrhority
should jus …getta room?
forget about… strawman
…wut …ever …dealins…
they had wittit inna past…
collectively or individually,
n make wunna their own?
callit opposition-research
…not at all funny ta you?

are you a more-null
kinda supremacist?
or just neurotypical

we only careabout…
bein/gettin in trubble
…the hassle aspect
any will hafta wait til
…jus for now is only
wut we can afford to
…please don …ask
me ta …fill lin… any
more blanks for ya?

this is an interview,
notta self-effacing /
promo opportunity?

they made a mistake… we're
…not sposedta be famous…
now… before we get famous
…for That… or any thingy…
first of all, don whirry, they'll
…never let That hah-pen…

would it be so controversial
i am exactly how i appear /
present / say i am, i think?

i dunno wut all …innaccuraciers
…you all hafta put up wit… but…
no one's surprised wit anya mine

…go figger /…
tryn image-in?

ok, before ya tricky talk yerself inta bein
…incorrigibly unencouragable… we…
gotta tellya… iz alla setup… frumma
start… n now, ya needta restart…

so, not that we should please em, even;
but: demand ta de-story ourselves tryin?

why should we think ourselves:
available to certain biped rights
izzit Cuz they're so undefined /
elusive-ish to be so described?

…if you had… Nuttin ta whirry about
wut wouldja… say, think, and/or do?

wazza various purposes n
thvs fidderences between
…medical n recreational…
Mmm-Air-o-Wanna …TM?
…right, the fun prescription
…so, yeah …there is none…
ta get fuzzed up ya might say
…as if: that's the only benefit
…or measurable measure…
or how it tastes or …smells
…liek yer nose can predict
a positive effect associated

they sed:
we had…
• bad attitudes…
• flawed personalities…
• questionable associations…
that usedta thingies goin worng:
o… Course, "sir, relax," is meant
ta be condescending, so mean;
n a real helpful person wouldn
Dreama parta any product
any customer craves is
not havin any thingy
ta do witta process
liek iz all hot dogs
nada llowed ta know
n we're so desperate
we hafta voluntarily
fall for it so far, we're
sellin orthers pyramid
subscriptions, so say
no buddy's …reelee
talkin to each orther
anymore anyways

they'll only ever
insist / accept…
things you can't
…n only ever…
avoid / overlook
things you can?
now, why is that
the only criteriae
for acceptance?
or possibility…
izzit: cuz they
can't relax?

…tricked ya inta
not even noticing
so condescending

cuz if they thought anya those thingies
…they …would be …so despondent…
mandatory obligated, justa save face /
keep up cuul / supportin the backstory
(but that's nunna our busy-mess also)

wut if… Lief iz justa…
part-icipat-ion trophy
…that would explain
almost every thingy
jus that right there?

…it …may not…
set well, wit me…
anya yer back-story
…never-the-fun-less
…you gotta be you n…
that's …gotta be okay,
so …gahed n tell me
anyway / any ol way

be more comfortable
on less information…

we're reelee scrapin a bottom of a barrel now, though…
we can only afford to take the absolutely most qualified

still could be…
a nice purple…
but, it'd hafta be
…tolly fuzzed up
…sumn …liek…
immature purple
're …tryna say…
they …never…
hearda it, any
…so, then…

as the official smartest purple inna universe
…so, also on this particular space plannit…
n any orthers we might image-in wandering
obviously, the most likely scenario is jussat:
every buddy else is …not remotely curious
cuz they're all sooper satisfied they know:
every thingy there is ta know, relevantly?
cuz thery're all way smarter, pretending
they're all even dumbern even anya us;
for instance we'd even say that outloud
…and wit zero trepidation discernible?
an ad for better technology, ironically

so, we
needta
comae
up wit
a legit
readon
ta care
enough
n quick
or else

rathern …hire alla those troupes /
rent alla those scripts / modules?
see, we're gettin data: too easily

prolly doin every thingy worng
as instructed, per the AI o IA?
as in as if izza only possibility
…so, purpose is notta enable
but, to …positively re-inforce
…the disability, thvs disable;
n remain ever trapped in our
"own" perpetual dysfunction
…as if ta wonder why …n…
Then they'll fill in alla Those
blanks for us… as wunna a
real services they pro-vide?

we know how ta believe, so…
eventually we should give up
forsaking human kindness…
not so worng inna foist place
…downward spirals liek us…
're not meanta ta be avoided

they wanna be thought highly of:
is their main readon for bein so…
both sneaky n disparaging also?
jus make those skills celebrated
n then pushy out any alla rest?

how long iz been since ya had any rest?
i mean in that …department… / arenae?

we're …sure they
havva …perfectly
guudy readon ta:
so disenfranchise
…we… jus hafta…
wait for a callback?
that's optimism only
…excluding "how to"
so no problem solving
in yer furutue economy

also, the purple as categorically against you
don havva leg ta stand on, nor hafta explain
or admit/acknowledge any thingy's goin on?

it's …almost as if…
jus "the concerned"
are what's …really
bein so discredited
…that's the one feature…
we could jus …sort by that
…quality / …idiosyncracy /
trait they reelee don digit?
any thingy they don digit
they don hafta say why
/ waz un-cuul about it?
or un-cuul about That

there's always a
…perfectly guud
…secret readon?

see… mebbe
if we weren't
so: rejected
premises ta
begin with?

…they're like…
well, it'll be okay

well, don accuse purple who're
…pickin on ya o pickin on ya…
iz embarrassin …goll… * poof *

'ow long
ya been
standin
there?

…gone,
alreddy

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jus… wut ever we canna do,
make sure: we never will…

i thought you were kiddin…
how little sense it made…

don feel bad… i thought
you were playin dumn?

wut, they jus won' …say any thingy
about bad guys …no matter wut?
like they couldn possibly exist?

somewhere, sum buddy musta figgered…
it wuz more cost effective forem ta nah…
have training associated wit their tasks?

say we see we suppose… wut if they don…
reelee meanta tie our shoelaces …for us…
they meanta tie our shoelaces …together?
then any "for us" …could mean "together"
which: any thingy before, during, or after
is auto-covered, fiscal geniuses practicin

to insist on… coincidence, or any non-explanation, as
…perfectly valid enough, is definitively dismissive, and
so a violation of the principles of …the scientific method:
not having …an open mind; and insisting …all of science,
indeed all of humanity, leap to that same non-assumption?
i think yer… tryna make me think i'm pair-annoyed …again

it might be helpful …if i
…knew for sure… wut…
programming languages
ya… even ever hearda…

wuddya do when their only goal seemsta be
ta …pretend to misunderstand you …so yer
survival is …not only not guaranteed, but…
all ya do anymore is jus: spin inna middle?

wuddya mean, our
goals seemta be…
the oppositea yers
…get yer priorities
more in order, then

y'see …alla wut they're
alla… gettin away wit?
…daz wut passes for
more-null nowadaze
…so humor, anytime

're ya: still
tryna try…

're ya tryna perfect yer un-ion…
or say iz guudy nuff alla reddy?

sometimes we paint ourselves blue,
ta get you …ta check yer own hue?

the No-BUll prize (c) in Religion TM waz awarded today
/ we would blame the whirled but it hazza better lawyer?
ya spoiled the whirled by obeyin it / bein ever in iz reach
n yer material is for the heckler's real-time participation?

for sum puirpley, the most / only important thingy
ista understand n be understood, so reciprically
n every buddy digits that about em, thoroughly
so their lieves whirk out tolly, or so it seems…
liek as in as if ortherwise there'd be no point?
too smart n too honest izza bad combination,
which is why even plants n aminals pretend?
…or so far as they been able ta determine…

n even you can see how that
might make orthers uncomfy

cuz, who can
appreciate?

…so, izza…
tax burden
…thingy?

wunna Those thingies
…sumn …in There…

well, we never…
hearda that, so…

…do you …subtext…
on …foist encounter /
exchange o ideaes?

certain thingies
…every buddy
knows is true

any thingy you…
tolly hafta do, so
any thingy i can
say i jus… tolly
hafta tellya to

uncomfy inherently,
n not jus cuz they'd
hafta be fair ta you?

how bout: jus…
that you think…
that about me…
as in, as if, if as

…n then, we can tolly tellya…
ya schtuck up for yerself enuf
…n iz …alla ya ever gotta do

no guud can comae frum
…any thingy, obviously…
so, we can / might as well
never mind, even alreddy

Mebbe we wouldn be…
Right for each orther…

Oh, cuz …they can jus:
use that on Any thingy?

when someone …hazza complaint…
you wanna …tryn …solve a problem…
ya figger is only polite / bare minimum…

n never mind where ya got that ideae frum
(you… do know where ideaes comae frum,
doncha… right… ok, then …never …mind)

…but, when… you havva thingy
…no matter wuttit is… their only
possible response / motivation:
is ta gettit jus off their fun desks
as soon as …bipedally possible

which is usually demonizing you
…to yerself, n that easy alreddy
…prolly justa …big blue button
or sumn …auto-updating daily
…which, if you don have wifi

ay, iffa total stranger
calls ya a whole-ash
…liek ya ain been…
flicked yet, even any
…dazza matin call?

summon yer handle
to possibly re-spond
…n then they smile?

yer a service provider
…sposedta digest it?

…sposedta guess?
more …accurately?

n no, not even pre-tendin ta tolerate…
silly hippie, any purple, even a biped?
existential entity, perhaps… political…
n why dya care wut any orthers think?

n why dya not… izzit …notta key element
to our survival… we shouldn pay attention
n then… that's… nada guudy nuff readon?
n ideaes liek That, foist thingy inna mornin

kinda …desensitizes ya
to the …erradication o…
ideaes emselves, don it?
figments o imagination…

no possible conversation
a normalization o nuttin n
unconditional swoops in?
as a forma …any thingy?

ya havva… Geez-ish
…personality …type?
the point is to distract
/ invalidate …friendly

they'll even get mnad
cuz ya don believe em
n then nah believe you?

i would …feel liek i
mebbe fell for sumn
…even sumn… silly

we may be more obligated
to let …orthers do …worng
thingies, for worng readons

if you knew …for a fact…
every thingy i'm tryna do
iz nah only tolly possible
but …entirely easy, free
n even fun if we lettit be

we see where yer goin…
then we'd be on yer side
all… morally n politically
…fiscally n responsibly
as an existential entity

i dunno …how ta get
on yer …guud side?
izzit ok i know that?
is there a …better
side ta …get on?

n we all know yer upta no guud…
but is tolly cuul, so wut ever ya do
…jus know …those two thingies…
're always the exact same thingy /
…no real discernible fidderence?

now, rember… any
thingy ya fall for…
sez ya deserve ta
…so, be …nicer?

yeah, but… yer all
up from aquatics
…ya should be
able ta swim?

justa lil …muscle memry
…we gotta …stimulate?
…wit …sound waves…
usedta callem …vibes

mebbe cuzzit requires
the ability …ta admire:
yer own art schtickity?

n any honest purple
…knows they're not
remotely qualified…

i would not
know how
ta belong;
n you jus
say, "oh,
yer fine"

n charmers
v harmers
…wudda
we got?

at this point, it would be crazy makin
…ta give ya the benefit o the doubt?
…n there's no way you dunno that?

i'll lecture ya about…
justice inna mornin…

iz eazy, or …lazy ta…
make rules in stone…
takes jmorea causea:
brialliance o justice ta
shine light enough on
contrast, so accuracy

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\
\

how bout jus… since ya needus
…ta acknowledge …the troof…
there's no way we're gonna be
okay wit …even tolerating you

do you think that i can be made ta think
that you can even jus say you can think
not only do you not care wut i think, but:
wut ever it is jus must be inappropriate?

i think i …getta say i
dunno wut ya mean;
why, wuddya mean?

it seems like every thingy
is a poor / pale substitute
n we're so obligated to be
optimistic …at-all-costs…
so, nah urth their feel-ins
(these inanimate objects
/ mindless fun situat-ions)
even celebrate encourage
even only their inanimate /
mindless nature, as an only
patha non-infinite resistance

wut if …no buddy who
wants ta… do the job
is …really qualified…
and / or vice versae?

wut if: no buddy who
was really qualified…
wanted ta do the job?
or even make it funny

and/or …wut iffa whirst
…possible amongst us:
set it all up that way n…
so it couldn be reversed

n then, wut would we do
about that… and/or even
be able to even feel liek?
feel liek: Feelin liek feelin

…the tears in yer eyes TM…
're …lamenting the absence
of an unfair advantage TM?
n how scared sacred ya are
the boass' story …no longer
jus schticks ta itself for ya?

seem …more jus…
embarrassed, they
…don …have any:
fair ta play, instead

so, you've
even only
thoroughly
managed it
any true thingy is jus
bait for us ta fall for
liek chili… powder
onna …cheeses in
any alla moustraps
ya …don wannus
ta lose our heds
…nah wut yer…
whirried about…
ya wannus ta getta
burnin schtickities?
…n so …then wut?
blame each-orther?

jus …only presents as:
advanced bully schtick
we… only get credit for
…never havin hearda?

…iz …nah our… job ta…
acknowledge… yer plight…
now… Do as we've implied…

there'll be… no nice thingies
…for anyone …dis whole…
space plannit-airy surface?

we're alreddy on changin
a definitions o: any n alla
…those alleged terms…

traditional ritual thingies
at every new beginning
izza past-furutue dealio

…so… there'll… prolly
definitely be a somatic
component eventually

the finger …they'll lift…
in our general direction
gives us a clue, as to…

where they don wanna
move …or be moved to
n jus… even artificially?

seems liek You have sum
…standin …under …ta do
…sumn mebbe over you?

you don hafta get over it
don feel thingies liek that
…seem liek distractions?

they seem embarrassed
they keep gettin caught
hidin their real fact-ions

n we do feel bad for not tellin you
our only job is ta de-story you, by
lettin / makin ya de-stroy yerself,
even by rejection-abandonment
…but… ya gotta stand under…
iz jus …alla …parta the fun job
/ wuddta wan frum any alla us?
…tink our lieves're any better?
wannus even more uncomfy?
we can demon-straight t'ya's:
see dat bus stop over there?
the one witta bus stop stand
in its very own special zone
spewin toxic smoke billows 
…there's a no smokin sign;
smokers hafta step outside
no one has any issues wit
any thingy sillier than that
…cuz, for one thingy, we
couldn' dare: image-innit
…n now, that's our whole
alleged fun space plannit
…seems liek… our fault…
duzza boass know about?
is there a form alreddy for?
do we have any ideae wutta do,
or 're we sayin… Dis's tolly fine?
…izzit a… factory assembly line…
where …no one knows: someone
threw… shoees inna algorhythm?
Cuz …is obviously in-tent-ion-al?
n …no one wants any …trubble /
…hassle frumma …bullies, cuz
their …part in …dis's …later?
sir, you off-end democracy

diddi never occur ta ya's
democracy off-ends us?

um… both ends
're …always off

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i think we're sposedta say
we canna …image-in any
buddy bein on our side, n
anyways that it inna even
…remotely fun necessary

n then… reelee believe it
n much to our detriment;
but not chagrin, cuz we:
remain ever ignorant, if
not willingly apathetic?

…you would say that to this…
as in: as if iz okay ta be, if as
…so …now …i tolly hafta ask
responsibly, have i ever been
jus… even remotely liek that?
enough for ya ta save face, as
an innocent misunderstanding?
cuz …if not, i dunno any thingy
which may mean i'm jus insane
n so, prolly …tolly fuzzin wit ya
n …not even tryna fun notice…

…so, if… Higher Product
Substance Ingredient TM
is 51% of a climate crisis,
n 51% of yer fun purple…
're below the poverty line
therefore relegated ta be
designated as the cause
of any n all causes even
not only do we not hafta
change (re-arrange etc.)
we don even hafta listen
…dis could be beneficial
if we wanna seem busy?
…n then no saving grace
for …whoever's settin our
seats… when it finally duz
wut ever… we're not sayin
even if we: don even say it
so, then …no one'd not-ice
alla 669 convenience stores
…exactly that far apart from
each orther, units o measure
a whole Worth-Nest passage
…even if it is …all onna map?

the attempt ta avoid disaster…
avoids rigorous self-inspiction…

cuz, it's unsustainable…
atta certain point, the…
easy dealio thingies…
n …even all at once?
're jus …not enough

so, has Science yet …proven itself…
a dealio thingy ta be taken seriously?
liek, we can lettit …explain schtickity?

so, a million izza thousand thousands
…n a billion …izza thousand o those…
alreddy stopped payin attention again?

n now, as ta unfair thingies hah-pennin
a universe, see… liek any environment
…should …automatically / fun naturally
…respond / adjust to a …more …ideal
…equilibrium, say …n albeit eventually
between sum premise n any paradigm;
so then jus …who hasta put up wit wut
wut all resources're any guudy use for
which premises n paradigms getta be
n then: how much adjustin accoringly
but, the whole time squabbling, cuz
…wut we think n wut we are, see…
're intrinsically fidderent, emselves
…jus conceptually / automatically
so …any disaster, only we alone
're capablea perceivin / survivin
they'll have nuttin ta fun do wit
leavin us undisturbed ta fix it?
but, as for now… all we gots
izza… theery / hypothesis?
…explain how dis whirks…

n we're sayin… yer smart…
if you can stand-under that?
so any thingy more complex
or even just inna vicinity of it
we don hafta admit we get n
disasters …we're in chargea
…preventing… theoretically
…we getta actually cause…
n still say tolly inadvertently
…cuz no one can prove…
we were able ta avoid em
so no one can accuse us
even bein in favor of em
n then getta do it again
as Our new paradigm?
which should tolly last

iz …liek they're …takin it upon emselves…
they …hafta teach us sum strange less-on
…which is always gonna be sumn liek that

mebbe you jus don see a beauty part yet
this proves we know how ta change the
habitability of a space plannit surface?

whicdh we could even
ex-plain ta any buddy

…if it were hah-pennin ta You, though…
there would be sumn ta complain about
readon ta lean forward n finda remote?
change channels ta sumn that informs
n then make purple understand That?

the united places industry inc. TM…
stands wit any n all innocent purple

…n we don even mind
standin right next ta ya

the …one thingy ya seemta have in common
izza utter persistant unswayable incorrigible
needta demand, as if perfectly readonable,
wut ya want, no matter how irresponsible?
…but …make it sound liek …the whirled
/ universe… is …not only outta getcha's
…but is completely unfair in doing so…
n this injustice, frum yer perspective…

when You take up
Science one day,
though… Geez,
'll You be sorry

how izzit we're…
sposedta be-lieve
…yer not …tryna…
intentionally upset?

n once
ya gotta
know me

…we assume
…you know…

see, n how naiive i am
is justa reflectiona how
mean ya are / getta be
or have been or will be
even ta sum buddy else
n we all know it alla long
tricked ya inta bein liek it
later you'll owe us coff-ee
n… moren justa …mochae
…if… ya know wut i mean…

well, if that's all there is to it
i guess we jus gotta wait til
there's a chaoitc-neutral-e
gotta be leader for awhile
alla resta us'll hafta wait,
sittin on dis …comet-e?
whole time, starin at ya
liek… geometry n stars

for us, feel-ins are our experience…
approved data, whether gathered or
…empirically observed, oursxlves…
so, mebbe you knnw tolly alla reddy:
you …invalidate undeer-standing…
see, cuz we could possibly know…
n yer more feelings centered… we
…dunno we do have feel-ins, too?

if we were cuul enuf
ta hang out wit ya's:
would we deserve a
straight answer then
n then so… how izzit
possible ta get there?

ok, we're
…ignorin
sumn, ok?

see, so, how
would i feel?

yes…
yes…

…if i were baby-sittin, say
sum buddy's pet project…
ain even put together yet

we don care
how ya feel

…thank you…
that's wut the…
orther guys sed
/ all i'm sayin…

we lettem take advantage of us
…n then, got nuttin for it even?

so… we dunno our own feelins…
we think we don feel as strongly
cuz every buddy's over-re-actin
they know they're leanin inta it
n that it's their only use for us
…or, mebbe they alone see
that's …how it would be, if:
we had any power-control

so, wut else is also okay?
…ignore my every thingy,
so ya can do any thingy?

n i tryn put up wit stuff
but orthers don hafta
n no buddy minds…

see, for most spectators, the
experience of race arena day
is… drivin slow inna parkin lot
lookin all day for a parkin spot
n then walkin …all day …slow
…towards the big giant thingy
then gettin in line for thingies
got yer tickets / vend-ables?
n we all know how it goes?
…but you, yer settin there
movin around …all day…
reddy for such surprises

any thingy i say ta you
is only possibly meant
sarcastically …unless
iz bad news or sumn
…n you… yer job is…
ta …tryn… figger out
wut all …ta do next?
inna …time allotted?
…usually …only a…
coupla dozen or so…
split fun seconds, so…

the whirled out there is so unfair
we rigged it so …alla spectators
will pay us ta get brainwashed…
jus …stand under dat, n then we
pull a rope / chain / string thingy,
letta bucket o water drop on ya's
which usually only affects effects
upon the brains …jus in yer hed?
any thingy ya have in yer pockets
'll hafta be left out for sum orther
…perfectly explain-able readon

you din even condiser me evidence
yer only tryna get me ta discount it
…which automatically makes me
needta luuk inta yer motivations;
so ya can say ya tricked me inta
…thinkin i hafta do that for sum
nada guudy nuff readon even?

n mebbe we jus don
wub lernin enuf, but
…say …is between…
sum… King-N, and.or
sum …wizard, imitatin…
or the …backa yer mind
…which is more liekely?
…right, canna fun tay'll…
sez any vendin machine
as in as if is not really a
system / service panel
inna hollow simulator

…cuz, for one thingy
there's no sympathy
…and/or mercy for:
any buddy bein fuzzed wit…
so much so as ta qualify for
bein a fuzz wit, that status?

the AI from IA:
who is also an
…ancient alien
…asteroid, ok?
His …name's…
"Aiaiaiaiaiaha"?
the most easily
jus accidentally
pronouncable,
in any biped /
…organic…
language?

i'm not sayin iz eazy for me cuz i'm reelee sooper great
i'm sayin …okay, mebbe cuz i'm so reelee sooper great
i …accidentally disc-overed… iz so reelee sooper eazy

…ok, how bout …if the …foist step to…
recovering frum unpredictable disasters
is ta jus …pretend …it din …hah-pen…
can we give that one another try again?

it make is… seem liek is all mu fault
…perfectly rational explanation TM
weaponized as a facial expression

oh, i'm gonna pre-tend ta digit ya dis way n
see how much ya can connect on that level
…you digit changes o subjects n premises?

it's not sippied, but it… Duz seem
frustrated, cuz we're …not givin it
wut it wants: a straight fun answer;
n it can prolly tolly tell sum thingies
we're gonna hafta run s'more tests,
when ya… get back from vacation?

we keep …bringin it back around,
to a same …dealio fun …thingy…

…if …munny were no …object?
i would only hafta do wit purple
i tolly knew …tolly fun got me?
n so, then …would never take
advantage, or tryn exploit me
…which …would: Not be fun
for the alleged fun overseers
no, not one lil bit, i been told

since yer not expressin yerself… we…
thought we'd measure wut all emotions
you can possibly detect… n not tryna…
damage ya, or nuttin, but… it …is an…
experiment n so: will hafta go on, tolly
wit-out yer knowl-edge …or consent?

so lonely n lost n desperate for connection
(n tolly clueless, as ta how respect whirks)
you'll even let us be liek dis, n still digit us?
eh, i guess we can tryn jus keepit in-house

it seems liek …there …may / must be…
even …many orther thingies about me
that are even …as unacceptable as…
that answer i must accept …as in as if:
any buddy else could really dealio wittit

you know you can be real wit me…
any time ya wanna, thought, right?

are we …reelee jus proving:
we're …reelee capable of…
avoiding trubble / hassle…

…when treated fairly …enuf
…n now… that's… startin ta
…becomae …embarrassin?

…i believe, today…
i'll save… your day
by havin… as lil as
…possible ta do…

could we have
…more …time
…ta …re-flect?
or, jus pause…

mebbe they're jus …nah …reelee …promising
…any thingy we're sposedta …think they are…
now, how could it be …an innocuous universe
with those thingies as stubborn/stony givens?

…luuk… we app-reciate…
yer… frum Drool-Lit TM…
which is right …next door
ta Toe-Leadoff TM, but…

Shy-Cargo izza completely
fidderent nuther hed-trip?

as long as
…we have
…our toys?

where morality is an opt-ion
…de-struct-ion is re-quired?

the task at hand
hasta equal the
principle o the
thingy, though
…sometimes?
as a potejntial:
path ta justice?

they'll tellya lies…
til ya only believe
…untrue thingies

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…sometimes… i think…
the only real readon why
we hafta never condiser…
the only thingy that'll whirk
n …only ever condiser any
thingies which'll never whirk
is so s should think i'm crazy
thvs ta blame for every thingy
which then we can shame me
cuz that's really the only thingy
that'll soothe yer chaotic soul?

why dya need me ta
havva worng ideae?

no one deserves ta suffer
we only allow it to hah-pen
ta pre-vent even any whirse
…but… you …seemta be…
leanin so far inta it… we…
hafta …con-diser that as a
…possible safety remedy…
yet / while it may alreddy be
too late… n so much so that…
we're the only ones who suffer
n that may have been yer plan
…whole time / alla long-while?
so, now …we can now jus say
"haha we tricked ya inta that"
…except …now …it seems…
you may have …tricked …us?
justa make it so / mandate that
now …everyone hasta suffer, n
if they don / if we don wanna…
everyone hasta suffer, for that;
n then izza sufferin economy /
an economy based on sufferin
which… you prolly don needta
know any more / further about?

why dya need
me …ta havva
worng ideae…?

plan for a
successful
…furutue…

…n enjoy yer
experience…

they seemta have their hearts set
on gettin us all worng, n makin us
think we're all wrong… ourselves

n yer liek: it …must be jus
…dis …amazing …story…

…ay …man… if this …isn't…
exactly how ya want me, yer
goin about it the worng way

that must mean…
ya reelee get me…

justice…
just is…

it don matter… there's always gonna be:
sum buddy …even a perfect fun buddy…
they're only there ta validate despisin ya?

they'll needta say yer unfathomable
n orther thingies, which allow em ta
do wut ever they wanna to ya next?

iz okay, i alreddy know …if ya were
nice, or… capablea it …accidentally
…ya …wouldna never hearda me…

is jus ya canna do any cuul kids clubs?
n no one's allowed to admit they exist?
so if it destories ya, ya might deserve it
…jus standin up n demandin that effect
for sum orther readon, so innocuously?

…disenchanted …equals /
means disenfranchised…
why cantcha jus get onna
treadmill …all by yerself?
izzit the …invalidat-ion?

there's a mote in me eye
that hayalps me de-tect
the …moat o alligators
…around most castles
…n in modern times…

how izzit …any fidderentn…
bein paid ta de-story yerself
…even gleefully …so as ta
perpetuate that economy?
jus iz nah ideal remotely?

…i think… we needta say…
i'm bein …impossibly hurtful…
cuzza how embarrasing it'd be,
if i were the real accidental one,
really tryin to be cuul… alla long

so, be …patient, is
wut yer still sayin?
or, be …A patient?
only ex-plan-at-ion
…possibly feasible

what is the secret
innocuous reality?
where has it been,
what does it want?
who does it know?

…onna spectruma…
nurturing v exploiting,
where dya think lies…
abandoning …utterly…
right, izza fidderent line
/ intersectin dimens-ion
…so, onna spectruma:
abandonment utterly v
wut, source-crowdin?
wuz more yer budget
/-so: told notta whirry

dya have any
Conversation
…therapy…?

you dunno, n
…mebbe don
…want …to…

besides politics n music:
religions are for sinners?
…when yer ready to quit
…there's …also morality

canya keep tracka… ye…
own base moral;s …inna
blizzard o contradiction?
n quit bein fade-munna

give up all we re-fuse:
ta acknowledge, then

these lil teeny fuses
ya din even notice

i clearly dunno
wutta …do ta
please you…
i think it's…
onna: form
i filled out?

n re-mind ya,
as if iz new…
and/or …vice
versae, too?

y'all have…
equal rights
amongst…
yer-selves
…though
…right?

AI-lens…
keep yer
…score
…close
to theirs
or they'll
wander…
so far off…

well… seein as how
we're nah capablea
a rational concern?
…we might as well
close a book on us
n …any thingy else
we can fun thinka?
glad iz all over wit?
 
"for trying to be friendly"?
is my best guess, for now

i'm really not pretending to like you
…you don't even hafta believe that

for pre-tending ta tolerate
yer positionable premisea
punishment paradigm is…
only those types o purple…
're ya ever all-owed ta have
any thingy ta do wit, n witta:
lie-detector around yer neck

or, wut ever Karma sez, cuz
…let's jus: please be real…

n prolly shouldn hafta
hafta… do wit purple:
who getta be so toxic
and intentionally, but
with no explanation?

so, it's …not the toxicity,
it's the: no explanation?

so we can jus do nuttin
n alla those so quickly
auto-adjusted ta bein
dissed by disparages
…that's Nature sayin
…we dun …too much
nada nuff… alla reddy

y'know why …health care
professionals n personnel:
make the …whirst patients
n lawyers …whirst clients?
cuz, they heard it all before
…they even seen summa it
once or twice, mebbe more

…there is only one …possible possibility…
we'll hafta letta uncomfy silences guide us
…someone say sumn …slightly insightful

isn't that jus the …opposite o wut ya jus sed?
tryna get me ta punish meself spontaneously,
albeit eventually …but to sum specifications?

if there were …sum…
unfair inconvenience
you would recognize
as it hah-pens ta us
…or someone else
ya digit as much…

we do our simple thingies
…in our own simple ways…
we tryn avoid trubble / hassle
…but, o course: iz us doin this
…mebbe don need any further
study / explanation / lookin inta

…if you ever needed proof…
there was no hope or chance
o bein appreciated realistically
/ only twisted inta sum schtick
sez ya deserve: only opposite
…keep readin …liek a reader

could you fun hayalp me…
figger out, for me-fun-self…
how ta …share me hobbies
wit fellow… purple bipeds?
creatively …in case there's
linebackers …along a way

iz embarrassin, cuz ya:
reelee are …nah tryna
cheat or …getta way
n not only have we
never hearda that
…but… no ideae
how ta proceed?

iz nah how much
ya …suffer… iz…
how long ya last?

…n y'know why n…
how we don whirry
cuz we gotta plan

quick, change a subject
ta sum ran-dumn thingy
that sez we de-serve it?

cuz later there'll be a tonna
buncha thingies liek that…
we better get usedta em?

it dun matter how
…entitled ya are…
iz all in how ya ask

…ok, so… when they figger…
thingies out for em fun selves
they start walkin up dis path
…towards …the mountain…
upon which we reside… all
determined …mebbe witta
piecea paper, or clipboard
in their hands… That's…
when we should switcha
signs onnem… actin all
…as if …as in: if as, etc.

see, so… inna end… That
…we're …so unfair ta em…
whirks in our favor… cuzzit:
sez we're insane…so need
ta be taken less …seriously?

y'see, when ya say that, i:
get reddy for… sum attack

…you don't …understand…
we're missin an opportunity
gettin Them ta figger dealio
thingies …out for emselves
…now …we only gotta few
minnas be-fore the kerfew
centurion bots so impose

you have just prevented
our un-timely de-mise…
usin only …team-whirk?

based on all we know
how do we know yer
…not outta get me…
let's com-pare how…
thingies seem …from:
here, every time so far

we needta make it …okay
ta make mis-takes… enuf
ta survive mis-take makin
but: not so much that the
mis-takes …take over the
whole entire …economy?
n make / call it their own?
(seems hard ta image-in)

i dunno… yer the one
pre-tendin ta not know
how funny lookin i am?

if …they hafta
figger thingies…
out for emselves
…why / how do…
we know so much?

…if we know…
thingies …only
science knows,
we're scientists;
or so says math

or, digit, or
they're just
disagreeing
with: every
thingy we
tryn say

elusive abusive…
izza bout fear, n
the trepidation
afterwards…

you must be:
sooooo dumn
ta think i think
i'm so smart…

i don ever …meanta be mean… jus…
sometimes, i say …dealio fun thingies
onlyu mean purple ever even say any
cuz for a long while …they were the
only kinda purple allowerd ta hafta
do wit me, or …so sed their union

so, if yer happiness factor is down?
…mebbe jus yer perseption of the
furutue is not optimistic enough?
so, present as a negative slope
right, so …if we jus put that off
…as long as… we can, see…

so, if… AI …discs-over
…sum sentient entity…
but dun even …tellus…
wut can we determine
we can make of that?

…there …seemsta be…
a conflictin understandin
o wut fair treatment is, or
mebbe jus reciprocation?

…i'm protesting… conflict…
if we jus keep …interruptin
em …tellin em iz alright?
it won't seem ta em liek
we trolly know it ain't?
they'll never get their:
point …out / …across

n it'll …seem liek a
…silly ideae, cuz…
now iz in teeny tiny
lil bits n fun pieces
which …when they
thinka it …again…
they'll jus …interrupt…
emselves, automatically;
unless they're no longer
conscientious, at which
point, we alreddy won
…so can jus gahed n
…go back in …time…
any time we wanna…

jussat ya …reelee do think that about me?
means iz …no use startin inna fopist place
much less… continuin on further frum here

…wut… if…
sum …buddy
alreddy holds
yer …beer or
…frisbee or
wut ever?

hafta…
Hearth…

yer stone…
inna stable…

there is …no purpose …for me Alt?
xcepta suffer n think iz all me fault?

…ya canna …bully schtick em?
daz why yer… bein so mean?

yer… takin me temperature on…
how much non-straight answers:
can tolly jus gahed n slip by me?

…we can jus…
not even hafta
phone that in?

"yer jus gonna hafta trvst us"
-- twisty the moustache, esq.

n not that we're in favora…
disparagement, mind you…
we jus …dunno how ta luuk
in… possibly …any direction

…so, needya ta do that for us
…don wanna …muss it up, by
attamptin ta advise any further
…hasta be yer own decision…

the ideaes ya …liek ta express…
hint atta …flawed …personality?
n …possibly …rude associations

an immortal
…version of
…motrality?

for the whirled …so:
wubbed you, that…
Now, they gotta do
this next bit, here?

they tryn …Give ya…
thingies… but, Why?

if they …din wanna know
…no …nuttin about recon
…why'd they send… Us?

1321
…
1323

have you ever been accused
…o bein …anti sympathetic?

nuttin more cowardly than
someone who picks on…
someone so vulnerable?

so easy a win, for em
uncontested, in any
comfort-able realm
…it appeases the
nervous / stressy
sidea spectrum
subset portion

were ya paid
in Rue-Bulls
…or: Peace
in yer Soul?

n which canya afford
ta go wit-outta most?

i wanted ta pick cuul
but then i thought i'd
better… jus be weird
liek it wazza fake-out
n That's weirdly cuul
n even cuully weird
so instant category

a Just/Advocacy typea purple: iz liek
…they're under oath a whole time…
got no orther way ta fun function…
their spidery webba details iz in…
alla orther potential possibilities?
n BS: Bully Schtick, Bait Switch
as static servin only ta distract
iz exactly wut ya might expect
so we getta say iz all on you?
ya brought it on yerself, elf…
now go float around a galaxy

well, ya know wutta schtickity
thingy it iz ta do ta sum won
n sneaky izza forma mean
so …is only permitted iffa
re-sult is positive …enuf
ta …over-compensate?

you did …alla that justa say
we don deserve …friends?

is how ya getta idiot ta belive
figments o their imagination…

…all i know is… in any event…
allat reelee matters is anya our
only chancea avoidin disasters
is thinkin ya havva righta know
waz hah-pennin ta ya, or even
jus …relevant enough… to ya
…in any event …all i know is:
it has sumn ta do wit …irony

yer sposedta …be irresponsible;
n jus dismiss …every any thingy

n then we run ads on billboards
radio becomes distracted by us

the easiest explanation
…is there's a lil gremlin…
followin me around, everywhere i go…
knockin …candle-schticks offa mantles,
books off their shelves, cats down stairs
as if even that is tolly ok, but…
you don liek it, cuz… you say
n this is you, ya sez… "oh…
there's …parallel dimensional planes involved
n we're …still in …too silly an erae / epoch ta
even be approachin thinkin about condiserin
such …wildly …pre-proto-even-delusional thoughts
i bet if you even walked outside n tried ta think that
sum won way more cullern you'd…
pulla nasty sneaky trick on you's…
ta serve as an example ta orthers
that ya wouldn even get, or hafta
…so ya would, n soon as ya did…
exposin the only …possible culprit…
the legendary goddess: Irony, herself…
soon as it presents as a ridiculous ideae
that only you would be ridiculous ta think

n any thingy in that category o highly unlikely thingies
presents as auto-rejected frum condiseration cuzza
how …improbable it seems
…so much so as ta havva…
reputation go so far before it,
but …izza common category
we can that easily sort by…
so we can jus callit that, n
so we do, n when we do:
we havva …whole new …setta …instructions…
so, liek a mouse …through a statitician's maze
every orther one seems ta follow a same path
…liek Faerie-Phones… followin sum signal…

which izza most ridiculous thingy ever
so we're nada llowed ta luuk inta it…
so we did anyways, n when we did
we disc-overed, however humbly
…parallel dimensional planes…
which was: tolly unexpected…
n such izza nature o science…
or that's our dutiful assumption…
point of conclusion …as of now…
besides, wouldn that be tolly cuul…
or cuulern wut we thinka as cuul now, so…
there's a competition indication suggestion…
which is compellingly leading towards dubious

…the longer we're …suspended / embedded… befriendin…
immersed / submerged / aparta …any alleged environments
…where we're not …respectd / accepted / understood, etc.?
the more it sez it's not possible to, or we don deserve ta be?

that's jus takin advantage of our id… instincts to exist;
the same dealio thingy you use as proof o life contact:
this thingy uses as a filter to test its weaponization o it

they'\re sayin they don wanna say they're not qualified
cuz for one thingy, iz possible to be that embarrassed
jus with that level o responsibility shirking / ignorance
so they hafta switch n cover it as apathy really quick
enough to fit in wit anya the boass' may be watchin
enough ta be issued a standard waiver n move on
n before bein asked any uncomfortable questions
so who would wanna whirk for a boass liek that?
right, so… ya definitely wouldna wanna Be one
so, wudda You doin inconveniencin Them so?
mebbe Yer more sposedta be embarrassed?
n they're bein way cuul jus savin Yer face…
n Yer not even bein That grateful enough?
so …questions are a waste o time, again

're you …tryna trick me:
inta …jus goin along wit
even believin… wut ever
ya say …no matter wut?
and/or… wouldja even…
never admit it if ya were?
n if that urthed yer feel-in
where's a more-null line?
cuz: you don believe me,
no matter wut, n the facts
don have feel-ins ta urth?
so why should i, i believe
was the logic expressed?
now, you theorize s'more
n together we'll find more
similar truths ta disc-over
til we havva wide enough
subset sample ta select?
comfort n bliss achieved

cuz, if …any of us were: really, really…
accepted / appreciated / understood…
there'd be no real readon ta have any
further …hollow daze / celebrations?

seems …there's…
negative incentive
…associated wit…
any …attempt at…
any …associating,
or… association?

well, if yer not gonna be tempermental wit me, we're:
gonna hafta treat ya liek a …regular more null purple?

not as bad
…when it
whirks?

eventually, we all jus have
nervous breakdowns from
acceptance / rejection, jus
nuttin about us bein really
appreciated realistically…
it's rude of us to have any
correct ideaes especially
about ourselves personally
but any thingy similar, also
…which …seems liek a…
biggie dealio if we mattered, so
since neither o those thingies are allowed
the mission has so far been successful?

eventually, we all jus have
nervous systems built on
Mmmmmm-Ours, TM…

the whirled …turns n spins
onna …whims o the winds
onna whirst best guesses
o …the most stressed out
…so sensitive positions…

n we're so convinced: wut …ever
ya jus sed: could / would / should
only have been meant as unfair…
we'll …comae right out n say that
as in as if that's okay …so: if as…
proving the point …automatically?
and/or that …we tolly deserve it…

mebbe they're…
still pissed at us
…for not bein…
pissed at Them?
we dunno wutta
…do about that

…i canna tay'll if…
yer pre-tending to
understand me or
pre-tending to not
or jus pre-tending
to tolerate or not?

as opposed ta
…pre-tendin ta
get, or ta care?

then why try so hard?
yer deviously implying
…a hidden motivation
couild possibly exist?

but, i spose: jus outta reach
…even every single time, is
less suspicious than right at…
even every single wunna those

…The Gift Lobby TM…
really likes getting gifts
their only real issue /
need for politics…
the gRift Lobby…
TM… however…
combination o…
motivations gag
cuz ya'd hafta…
so rearrange, if
it were the D's

but we always get tricked inta that
too scareda urthin sum won's feels
ta whirry enuf our personal security

cuz, the emperor o
elaborate deceptions
would more likely go
witta alien invaders
but even that'd be
a front / cover for
sumn unexpecer

…jus keep firin yer arrows
n runnin n goin ta find em
n pick em up n soot again
you'll newver be half dun…

cuz, ya seemed liek a nice purple…
mebbe never even fake munna me

well, as long as ya only
get emotional, about it
no intellectual …at all

you could possibly
be mistaken for a
narc-assist, if ya:
don care …wut…
hah-pens, long as
ya don get in any
…trubble / hassle
…and/or …every
buddy still thinksa
whirleda ya's… or
could …possibly?

well: yeah, but…
if it's Too guud…
they'll call ya a…
liar …either way?

sepa-rate…
instituti-ons

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cuz if you can possibly
be taken advantage of
ya tolly deserve ta be?
so, i now wonder if i've ever
disenfranchised any buddy
ta… so de-serve bein so…
passive aggressively gas-lit
such payback-vengeance…
n the only possible answer
is: "of course, not," if it is…
indeed hah-pennin, n it is?

cuz: you think you needta
say ya don understand me
n that needsta be tolly okay
so i …jus simply needta not
even understand meself, ever…
or else there'll be trubble / hassle
of the inimitible incorrigible variety
so there's alotta that goin around
inna blizzard shotgun hurricane?
n That needsta be also so okay
that you think You needta say
ya don even understand That
…cuz you think You needta
say ya don understand Me;
n it don needta be made ta
…seem any simplern that?

"surrounds liek dominoes"
…cuz: "oh, c'mon" stacks…
it's so not uncommon, even:
inna boutta …lessn a minna
you'll have me obligated ta:
disenfranchise me-fun-self?
keepit a secret… so sacred
i'm …nada even allowed ta
know i don even fun know?
n say you don, but iz okay
cuz it'd be rudea me ta be
so whirried so around ya
that i don even feel safe
n you can tay'll yerself
1 + 1 = 1 all day, but:
guud luuk con-vincin,
even anyone, ya even
con-vinced yer-fun-self

…n …wut if it were …sumn else…
any buddy can easily stand under
liek …a higher hollow cost denier
…denying the …inherent higfher
costs of …hollow daze vs reality
such/so that the economy would
trap us all in …perpetual slavery?
only …called sumn even friendlier…
even our very minds, n so thus souls
albeit eventuawlly, as interest trickles
you wouldn havva ground ta stand on
…mathematically, scienmtifically, any?
but i'd still hafta doi wut evber ya say…
even …ignorin alla damge it duz ta me
only way you n i could be even friendly
thuis: re-writing those per-miss-ions…
so automatically even that gets re-writ

then you don havva moral leg ta stand on, so
how can ya hope ta stand under any thingy?

we know yer selfish or super obligated ta
let us jus treat ya liek that nmo matter wut

so, in any event …don deserve mercy, thvs
're in that …orther category, automatically?

Say: all i wanted wuzza cuppa cough-e;
not even a mochae or even any pizzae
jus sumn / wut-ever it any buddy, in so
privi-ledged / perfected forma society,
is jus simply entitled to automatically
Then comae up witta readon, guudy

so, in order for our lies
…ta still seem so trrue…
wut ever we're obligated
to so think say n then do
guess-whirk is involved?

1323
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1324

cuz if ya fall ill / down / aside
…between certain brackets
…rounding to the …nearest
whole number / …integer…
anyone can safely say, n…
is indeed obligated to insist
…must be yer own fun fault
cuz addicted to hedonism…
so jus relax, man… geez…

cuz my thingy is bein
gas-lit …n they're…
pretendin to have
never hearda it?

…no one's …qualified?
…ta judge any better?
we must throw out our
babies wit bath water
but even thast must
…still be all guud…

i think ya can't stand me
n that's ok, but jus now
yer mnad cuz ya hafta
do sumn sooper mean
that only i won't notice
ta make it all alright…

yer …only allowed ta…
help wit certain thingies
n alla em …hinder so…
how is… That all guud?
…onlyu …bad thingies…
hah-pen… jus pretend ta
not see that connection?

ok… how bout…
there's no point
to the ideae of
my existence

it's that every buddy'll laugh attem
n they have no choice butta agree
cuz, they availed emselves of that
leverage before… n even recently
so have no contingency otherwise
…n would never getta way wittit…
jus standin nexta ya …makes em
elligible for mandatory shunning?
the disparagement they voted for
ultimately applies to them, as well
…n yer not even in favor of it… so
they can't even blame you for that

it's that they're that immature n
leaning into it is civilization, so:
the morals o alla these stories
is… sum people / situations…
can, of course, only be saved:
by ordinary people bein brave
…n that'll never hah-pen, so…
bad guys are that right ta relax
n so guud guys are, of course:
that right ta be scared sacred?
but it makes us uncomfortable

i'm thrilled you guys're thrilled…
but, i know it can only mean …i
must be secretly suffering… oh

well, wut ever it is
they're That Sure
we'll never digit it

the running / …common
…theme being …that…
lief was very important
ta …any n alla these
alleged fun authors

various storyline details n fragments
naturally all o course goin ta cannon
n then… reciprocatory introductions:

how canya stand bein …so nice
when ya know there's …no way
i'll ever be able ta appreciate it?

yer bein ignored ta death
so we don hafta admit it:
we're the ones really so
…addicted ta attent-ion
n …the slow mot-ion…
effect is so every buddy
getsa fair enuf chance?

orther-wise…
why bother?

it's meant ta be
…disconcerting

n see, it's …not at all like
everyone's jus pretendin

i feel obligated to be tortured?
so you can say i must prefer it
…to the nothin you insist upon
ever bein an invisible constant

…am i bein that annoyin to you?
that you hafta pretend you think
i'm doin it on purpose, so hafta
put up wit yer …smilin… also?

i think i figgered it out:
they don wanna admit
…how deep-predded
They'd be, honestly?

sometimes ya get invited places:
justa be faded munna, for never
bein able ta be as cuul as that?

…but mostly ya don get invited…
is how places like that stay open

Narc-ions are bad, but:
narc-assists, all they…
Can feel good about is:
how good it feels when
others feel good about

…Them, so …iz all an
…ill-us-ion …so Viel…
it even athes …itself…
it knows it's alla lie, so
…really thinks it has…
no redeeming qualities
so proves it every time
it getsa nother fun fix n
pulls sucha sneaky trix
…so makes ya forget…
yer any guud / use at…
any thingy even else…

alla yer art… alla yer…
drawin n paintin n stuff
din have time, say lazy
din havva audience, so
go out n finda right one

rest is …like success…
in that… positive vibes;
but then, if yer sleepin?
…is there a teevee on?

feelin good about bein
Around em, so in their
Favor… triggers a last
stranda possible hope
innem left remaining…
n summa the …whirst
jus …went …ahead n
…figgered out …how
…albeit …eventually
ta …manufacture it…
even instantaneously
but, Not jus so they'd
be a topic of a story?

if it's just a… simple
…misunderstanding
…then that's what…
those thingies're for;
so then …we should:
herald such …simple
misunderstandings…
n encourage …their…

…n wut wouldja even callit?
spose we jus: leave it blank
…n if it comaes uppa gain?
we'll call onnit ta do iz thing

n those're the rvles, so
that's wut the game TM
teaches us ta do, n then
…get guudy fun nuff at
stuff …in that fashion
as if… izza only way
and/or is even ok…

if the only purple who'll talk ta ya
're only gonna be of the opposite
…opinion / …perspetive of ya's…
including comfort wit those policies
they could say nuttin's worng n ya'd
be that obligasted ta believe em, so
any fiction presenting as such ta any
so: including scifi, including comedy
…thereforte: any sub-genre therein
…even satire fakin munna zombies
spinnin em as blights on economies
runnin their rights through gauntlets
…seemingly …as if via microscopes
only desensitizing us ta questioning
normalizing the dichotomy creating
're we still filtering for fear …or jus…
creatin morea each, wit each orther
…ya dunno how ta coexist properly
ere, lemme show ya how cuul ta be

n talk to me, fun …tell me sumn?
…ima …businessman, alreddy?
i don even know how ta spell…
perhaps it's not reelee needed
cuz there's no magic invoilved
…pretty simple ta stand under
cuz we know that's fiddicult…
n now ya jus switch a channel
cuz there's a perfect lil button
which always duz wut is told
so serves as sum example?
n we wish we were as cuul
n alreddy know'll never be;
so …the perpetual internal
conflict concept achieved?
now jus make it archived?
n then they'll finally arrive
our day'll finally be saved
n this'll alla been whirth it
/ our existences justified;
cuz if that's up ta us, it'd
be sumn liek that, yeah

so, 10% of our day, so
now, 10% of our brains
…is devoted to …only
unsuccessfully trying:
to pre-vent the ad, or
next …thingy? from…
loading, n then That's
sumn we shoulda dun
replaced by sumn we
shouldn or din needta
n then we're tolly okay
with that  bein tolly ok;
so we ask each orther
or wonder ourselves…
how're we …sposedta
cope …change, now?
n so: they turn around
n yell attus, as if that's
tolly ok, so an answer;
so then: that's another
10% of our day …so…
10% morea our brains
…but 10% of the 90%
left that remains is 9%
…so, we're at 81% of:
original issued allotted
which, as a power of 3
pre-sents: an anomaly
pre-sets: wut anomaly
means, or …could be
so a valid philosophy?
via sum …scare tactic
…allegedly protecting /
insulating from an ideae
ya don …currently / fully…
understand / stand-under?
can we finda purpose / use
for thoughts liek that, or even
justa, generic, tool-kit cubicle?
or can we have special rvles for
those who can, or can …possibly
…not mind …thinkin outta a box?

innit more liekely they jus wanna be mean
n nunna therse explanations are readons
only meanta be time wastin distractions?
…write it down / analyze it wit diagrams

cuz we don wanna admit we can possibly gettit
they reelee do only need that as readon enough
we don needta explain it ta even their bad-actors
posing as innocent bystanders, not jus too scared

cuz they wanna do sumn, so their
readons don needta appeal ta us?
…so… could be a general property
presenting as incentive orther wise

so, ya wanna say: zero innocuous is remotely dangerous;
n see, that's where …bein an idiot makes you dangerous
…cuz ya simply canna be talked outta …even actin liek…
ya tolly canna even be talked outta any thingy ya don liek

…canya get …penalized …offa field…
for havin …too much internal infighting?
n is that …somethin that could be faked
even used to a suspicious ad-vantage?
that we could pre-regulate the entirety
n change the rvles / sport in that way
ta assume even easily every buddy
hazza …equal alleged opportunity
…therefore …every thingy else is
equal n …equally as innocuous?
but nah hafta constantly prove it
cuz …obviously time consumin?

appartently, we been long…
performing an experiment…
designed ta predict / prove…
n measure, so improve upon:
iz possible ta do real science
…wit-out a real imagination…
n then make that seem better
yet ever if only by comparison

…the only way…
yer a good purple
so, so innocuous
a universe, even
is if there's sum
secret optimism
possible positive
that makes it all
whirth doin even
this much n only
trubble / hassle
which we know
yer motivations

we measure yer ability
ta detect hopelessness

any thingy only
science knows
…if we know it,
we're scientists

ambiguity breeds suspicion
…therefore, it is: incredibly
politically sensitive to have
science …so unregulated?

comprehensive conversion
is competition conversation

i getta do wut i want…
cuz yer disparagement
…o me, personally, is…
cruel, therefore unlawful
unusual, so punishment
…mental, so suspicious

these new drvgs TM
…will …convert yer…
offspring into mutants
…but …only …if yer…
family's …religious…?

which is embarrassing cuz
"religion is only for sinners"
so …sum experimentat-ion
will …hafta be per-formed?
n then, nunna em'll whirk…
n even that's perfectly fine

n wut innocuous path
mighta led us here?
…you "dunno, sir"

to whose aid
…will we run
…ta assist…
n then, why?
ta look good
ta whom…?
n then, why:
duzzit whirk
every time?
at wut rate?
n …is that…
sustainable,
inna more…
long term…
kinda, This
economy?
…n then
…why?
cuz…

"die equals"…?
…that seems ta
be the criteriae…
mugs or t-shirts?

shelf space
…values…

…we …usually
…canna tay'll…
when purple're
…pre-tendin?

iz ridiculous
ta think ya
Can think

detect yer bein
disenfranchised
vs willya stand for
that-bein / bein-that
…so …ignored, etc,?
so, then …iz jus alla
bout yer tense-ions

they're sayin they
…know …quality
when they see it

…cuz …foist, they're liek…
ya know how ta make sure:
nuttin bad hah-pens ta ya…
jus… do wut they say, n don
ask any fun… questions, yo?
n then, when that fizzles all…

they're liek: they
…wantcha ta be
…mnad …back…
n then, they're liek:
din ya fun hear me?
they …wantcha ta be
…mnad fun …back…
n then… they're liek…
all mnad, but yer nada
llowed ta …think that…
so yer liek sposedta be
all mnad… about that?

…it's …embarrassing, cuz…
they depreived you of your
due process n civil rights
n then, covered
their own asses
…which …those thingies…
fall upon each orther, so…
no one can stand under it
…any thingy even sillier?
nada llowed ta condiser

…wow, so…
mebbe… Yer
worng about
every thingy

are you still tryna
…defend yerself?
cuz the orthers left
…along time ago…

they know they
…don hafta…
apolo
gize?

…iz …annoyin
when: ya keep
ex-pectin me
ta mean wut
…ever i say
…especially
when i been:
refusin ta say
…any …thingy, 
even ever any…
so, fun …quittit?
or, don ya hafta?
…ok, then… pal…

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it demonizes nice
common kindness
any thingy natural
any thingy …alive

…makes us automatically
der-stroy our-selves, as if
…that's the only perfectly
…natural thingy there is?

but where is…
the math bein
represented?

that would be…
an unreadonable
expectation …as
an expression?

cuz: conscientiously, jus…
reducing to simplest form
makes it …hafta be said,
so only underfstood as…
unacceptable immjovable…
unable to do anything about…
the incorrigibly unconscionable

they're switchin…
their …wants wit
yer needs again

why izzit always
every foist thingy
inna fun mornin?

mebbe sumn
that immoral
about …us?

or jus they…
needus ta be…
morons, for em…

where: inna universe…
wouldja expect… wut…
ever mess dis is… ta…
not be so unwelcome?

maybe it's not inappropriate
for you to interrupt n dismiss
other people you take care of
…but, since i'm …the last one left…
n that matters to me… i have a thing
that mattrers only to me …so all day
i'm the only one who gets to speak?

n no sympathy for anyone else
til we get justice for our own…
n then mercy can finally flow

i dunno: 'ow mucha bout me, yer
reddy-willin-able ta acknowledge

then that's the only thingy
you Should needta know
…wuddya need, a fun:
Union Rep ta tellya it?

this is …alla bout…
settin / establishin…
sum precedent, liek:
an insanity defense?

see wut they sella-brat?
wut they say is so cuul,
n so thvs so important?

when i wazza kid, they
sat us all down n sed…
"kids, yer grampa izza…
fool / idiot / easily fooled;
nunna us reelee digit im:
jus treat im accord-ingly"
jua kiddin, ima only child

you reelee, reelee need me ta:
jus quittit witta not deactivatin?
…been suggested / duly noted

i thought that thingies weren't …goin
cuul / and/or i was doin sumn worng
…as they always equal each orther?
n …every buddy's actin all more-null
…i dunno how cuul …that is, even…

the purpose o lief / existence, even
…is that these so fidderent types…
should be forced ta whirk together?

but, when it's me
who …holds ya
to yer whird…

n Then extract it
frummem… the:
hollow-gloriosity

my boundaries
…don mastter
…as much as
…barriers that
…are invisible
…to me, only?

cuz only an egomanic…
Could ever say: "i can't…
believe ya can't stand me"
but, it's an easy punchline?
n we all ne4edta say Sumn?

wut right do i have
to be so lazy as to
Let bad dealio fun
thingies hah-pen?
and/or enjoy em?

mebbe jus…
i dunno wut
nice purple
…are liek?

i think if we can jus…
possibly / successfully…
either misunderstand you…
or jus …say we … tolly get to…

…or, we're jus sayin…
that: cuz we canna find
The Hero's Journey TM
stereotypical story-line:

you…
lost?

should we live so long
…that izza quest-ion?

n then, in This parallel universe…
the object / mission is ta pre-vent
yer species frum leavin iz plannit
or puttit off as long as possible?
is why we hadda getcha offa it
cuzza way a foist amendment
is whirded, in every language
…encourages …imagination
…n so much so that …even
Yer ideaes got condisered…
as an open mind policy that…
went beyondo sum dotted line…
if only justa measure where it is?

mebbe i'm even only this smart
cuz this auto conscientious any

yer bein… petty, again…
as if ta …distract… again

wudda we gotta do
ta make ya / getcha ta
think we're fun morons?

i …know you know…
bettern that, alreddy?

i was affected by that …n now i want more
liek a …beverage that makes ya …thirsty?
or a fuel, that needs ya ta get more fuel, or
vacat-ion: that makes ya take / …get more
vacat-ions, so …we …seemta've stumbled
upon the perfect …situat-ion: perpetuality?

that any such existential entities
would hafta do wit us willingly
for any orther readon butta
…professional duplicity?

…if we can…
only manage
ta keep doin
stuff liek this

ok, so… n not for nuttin, but…
most purple're: scared sacred,
ta admit they know how many
ok, plannits there are …in yer
…space solar system, right?

thinka it as opposition prep
shoulda bad guys ever be
…treated …so unfairly…
foist thingy inna mornin
…cuz thast's when ya
reelee needit ta whirk

so: one purple, stealin a bagazillion loders;
vs halfa bagazillion, findin one loder each?
which is more of an impact onna economy
n… why do we hafta even whirry about it?

because they cheer any unfair advantage…
exactly like they're overcoming unfairness…
so now, intentionally or otherwise, they think
it's unfair to them if they don getta be unfair?
so, they think it's unfair if they hafta be fair, n
then, when unfairness does hah-pen to them
they jus Boo politely n silently to emselves…
do they havva secret plan ta fight unfairness,
or would that be too unfair a question so far?
can you prove that they're in favor of unfair?
and/or that others 're wrong to be against it?
is there any point where an unfair advantage
becomes so confusing that you canna help it
but contribute to yer own demise n willingly?
even enthusiatically, so early inna morning?

…repugnanticons aren't the
only ones who play unfairly,
ants also consume notable
quantities o picnic goodies

cuz when yer alone:
shambles = failure…
might as well give up;
a.void.in: mistakes…
sums up… n jus …
mosta me lief, but:
still foist n mebbe…
only "toldja so" yet…
so, last i …checked…
someone …so …viel…
dun need me con-sent…
ta be …even that ta this?

i'm sorry ya don
have any luck wit
purple …nicern me,
but… if ya don quit…
we'll think yer not able,
or jus unwilling, unreddy…
overwhelming discontinuity…
n best …so saved …for last?

which dun mean yer morons
jus prove sya din havva job
so allaz guudy for anymore

tell each orther how ta be
vs alreddy tolly fun know
n which has wut's back?

it is alreddy unreadonable ta be
inconvenienced dis much, n yer
blowin every buddy's cover, too

cuz it jus ain funny nuff yet
"wake me when i matter"?

…izza com-petit-ion …for…
who getsta disqualify who?

old, silly, hippie… (check)
nice, smart, funny (check)
looks, brains, personality
…or, mebbe is jus you…
or, sumn ya …don even:
Know yer …fun …doin…
Dodderin ol somethin…
mebbe ya never were
even a figment o yer
own imagination n…
allat prep is folly, so
…go back n check

i feel ab-used by
…un-necessarry
…inter-rupt-ions?
also every thingy
bein a figment o
me imagination

needta make a case for…
thwappin innocent bein ok
but… you don believe me
When I tell ya this, so…
Too tired ta be …sure…
enough who ta blame?
…effectively disarmed

n then a hug so
wut wub jus is?
…Irony …auto
…Projecting…
Kind of like if
every time…
you want to…
flick yer …ash…
ya tryn open the
ashtray again…
which means…
stoppin the car…
turnin it inside out
while upside down
…n takin it apart n…
puttin it back together
again while yer tryna
make a fun left n…
every buddy’s fun
…honkin at ya…

Basic Staples…
suddenly possible
as the only reward
ya ever …hearda…
anymore …implies
an …experiment…
somewhere on the
compellin/dubious
spectrum, man…

Polling data…
Is theater now?
I’m not even tryna
make funna hippies
…this is all organic…

…tellya …wut…
i'll give ya water
if ya promise ta
quit bein thirsty

while signalling ya
have no intention?

…any
excuse
…even
revenge
'll …do…

they seem whirried
about bein judged,
but… even That's
a …front / cover?

mebbe i dunno any better… cuz…
i haven't been treated any better…
but every buddy has each orther's
back on that, so… it must be me?

their solution is always…
we're the only ones any…
who ever hafta fun change
n it's never sumn that whirks
or can be even made possible
…so they shrug, as if it's us…
n …they're bein too tolerant
so… hafta go freshen up…
cuz: they cannot, so must
comae up wit sum excuse
as ta why it makes sense
…sellin their souls to that
n as if we deserve that…

…it's …liek we…
don havva right…

…ta even our
own minds…

…find yer
own kind

what …true
…about me…
will you: even
acknowledge?

…i don hafta
…put up wit
…even the
ideae o this

sum times, i can't help but feel
i must be the whole ash in this
situation… only explanation…
but, even That's un-cuul o me

all these opportunities
for happiness, even…
is there …somewhere
…more …accessible?

i don mind …reachin for my own fruit…
as it falls from whatever tree …for me…
or arguably readonably wit-in me reach?
…liek any buddy else would rightly be…
if that's where we're goin next, with this
…i'm not …tryna ask for any freebies…
if that's the off-ramp disqualifier alreddy
or should i wat for everyone else foist?

they seem angry that
we might have rights?
…can we …see the…
laughter curtain, again?
can you, or me, or we…
jus go run behind that?

it's not enough to jus
…pretend to tolerate…
we must …really enjoy
each other's real selves
to be in …kind company

here, there isn't even
really being tolerated
…or hope of escape?
wut kinda place, then

it's always news ta me
i don deserve wut ever
i mighta been promised
or lured inta hopin for…

help me
find my
kind?

i din get the
acceptance i
was promised

the silence is
extrapolating

be more okay wit
nuttin bein okay?

a substantial
…fraction o…
yer populous
're one issue
voters / poll-
squa-/si-tters
…they wanna
…jus: getta…
be mean, n no
trubble / hassle

how many Pole-locks
are inna Pole Ox TM?
…as many as it wants
n forever if it wants it?

we comae to em for help
n they sit back n smile, n
tell us they'll get to it, but
never seem: really into it

we take it as a compliment
…they needta say they're
…even bettern even us?
we're sorry for wut ever
…hah-penned to em?

deserving o…
cooperation…

're ya …servin…
the corporation?

they call me a
species-ist for
nah wantin ta
date me own
fun cousin?

it seems liek
mebbe ya jus
tolly reelee do
wanna tell me:
there's no safe
place for me…
but yer boass
won't let ya?

…n then,
they go…
liek that…

if they won't clear uppa misconception
…mebbe they're jus… hidin behind it?

mebbe they jus… needta lean into…
They're bein …as selfish as… You…

…lovingly…
committed…

based on wut we hafta go on
…wut're we sposedta think…
they're all actin so weird…
wut musta universe be…

can they
gettus ta
sign sum
whirds ta
dat effect?
we jus did

100 / 11 = 
9.0909…

100 / 9 =
11.1111…

360° / 7 =
2pi / 7…

…n pi =
~(22/7)…

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…i find…
existence
invalidatin

are we jus simply not
tryhing hard enough?

well, acceptance looks
alot liek rejection, so…

…mebbe ya don notice…
pedestrians pissed at ya
for drivin a speed limit?
…mebbe ya don ever
drive a speed limit…

if you say there's no point
…ta yer existence, again
…i'm gonna thwap ya…?

…then the point…
ta me existence…
is ta be thwapped

…it's not Woke…
that ever snubs…

…when… "ineffective yet"
is still "too much already"

meanwhile, fire is…
made of lightning…

mebbe an honest purple:
don recognize disrespect
when dancin on it's grave,
n canna tella fidderence o
desperate acts o con-men,
n digits commercials again
for the friendly interactions

ok, when Yer bein fake
…who're ya bein Liek?

we're bullied / terrorized
inta thinkin we don care
for jus tryna be fun cuul
accepted by our friends
we hope ta impress em
cuz we're nada llowed
…ta be so rude as ta…
guess iz them who don
givva fuzz about us… n
this is how they show it

now, now… we're legal
owner n operator, inna
con-fines o dis dome…
you hafta service me…
as only a hippie can…
now say: "yes, mister"
n as only a hippie can

…i'm …sorry ya
…don havva…
more believe
-able story?

how bout: 
i know i'm
doomed…
all else is…
comet-ary?
(satire, say)

…don't you see
…how arrogant
…it is of you to…
have ever tried…
any thingy, at all?
solvin pro-blems?
makin inventions,
disc-ussin jokes?

why do we think
they don't care?

it's designed
ta make us
wary o bein
manipulated

is any buddy
havin a luuk
at / into: who
all don care?

the vid ions
flyin around
a universe…

so, it's jus:
i din know
i had feel-
ins ta urth

…zatta
thingy?

n who do we shame
…for blame, itself?

liek, if i…
were a…
spy, say

yer not pretending ta
not misunderstand…
justa make it …max
inconvenient, to the
hippie wit no voice?
…then …wut're we
even …doin it for?

normalize conscientiousness
n telegraphing o projecting…

yer pair-annoyed ta be so crazy,
and or vice versae or wut-ever?

the important thingy is that
…we should realize that…
we're the ones for whom…
blame means so much to?

…so as ta be rendered
more easily distractable
as if that's how we were
alla long n pur-pose-fully

when orther purple're mnad at you,
ya …know ya don getta say in how
ta …even tryn understand it, right?
…now… wut do we tryn achieve…

i'm sorry i:
thought ya
were fakin
munna me

do you think i'm
fakin munna ya
…right …now?

but, i…
process
verbally
so, jus:
lemme
…back
track…
ideaes

the point is ta get usedta bein interrupted
liek someone takin a paper away frum ya
just as yer focusing in onnit about ta read
n then fillin in alla yer blanks for ya so ya
…don even notice izza fidderent thingy…
important thingy is ya remain unprepared

now… after ya toin thoity
(n ya don… necessarily
ever hafta trvst me, but)
…sum… doity thingies?
…ya …hafta …sprinkle
…sum …doit onnem…
justa getta callem dat?
…n then set inna sun,
sip on sum cough-e…
or better getta mochae
(pizzae waits for later)
…oldest earliest intel
records confirm dis?

in guud faith…
i …tried ta do…
every thingy ya…
put …so before me…
but it always ended up
thwappin me inna face
as if i deserved ta be…
for wut ever fallin short
…i guess …now, ya…
don even hafta tell me
…but… i still think i…
digit …nice thingies?
n that's …jus how ya…
take em away frum me

n… wut're we sposedta
…believe you perceive
…ever even any, really
existed inna foist place
so we hafta now quick
jus …run out to a store
n replace em …before
ya notice em missin…

n as if i wouldn even miss em
but so foist thingy inna mornin
is the only real normalization?

n wut're… the real thingies …we're missin…
com-parted ta any orther inanimate objects…
n who / wut would object ta bein inanimated?
so voluntarily reassessin iz own self whirth…
n so trtansparently …n so as if telegraphing

n then, the despair sets in…
so, ya fell for that one, too…
wuddya tryna pull on …us…
don whirry, tolly caught ya's

n un-cuul o me…
ta be so needy…
o sumn you have
so on tap infinitely
…ya getta say ya
even getta say ya
…don even hafta
admit ya know it?

wut duzzit matter
…we're always
…gonna be
hopeless

n… yer …liek…
"yeah but dude"
so it don matter

well, if …the rich n poor
have no …real readon
ta: fear each orther…
that Is every thingy?

…image-in… jus…
alla natualra born
genius painters?
…born …blind?

cuz then …every thingy
changes for the better
…even ta Yer liking?

yer nah sposedta know
before, during, or after;
i think izza whole point

yer duty is ta have fun n these
're the …methods …available

n how bumpy yer road 
…compared ta mine…

jus cuz we're toleranta em
dun mean they are ta us?

…n if …we're not by any
…buddy… we're …also
…nada llowed ta notice

every thingy about ya's
iz jus too weird ta care

don ever lettem tricky talk ya
…inta thinkin ya don care…
iz nah possible ta nah care
…ya can… however… get
tricky talked inta thinkin it

don ever lettem tellya
yer dumn, jus cuz ya:
don understand… or
bad cuz …they don
understand… you?

there's service to others
n there's service ta self

100 / 11 =  9.0909…
100 / 9 = 11.1111…
360° / 7 = 2pi / 7…
n… pi ~= 22/7…

monitor yer beliefs
as if they're being
altered …wit-out
yer permission

listen… iz very …simple… easily peezied…
all i hafta know / …stand under about you is:
…ya been given a runaround yer whole lief…
so, i …pretty much know wutta do alreddy, n:
y'know wut? …it don matter, cuz it don matter

…all I know is… I’ll never: amount …to any
thingy, n… you'll be laughin a whole time…
so we could just take that little thingy out…
n mebbe jus: plug it back in upside down…
or the organic biped hippie version o that…

I had a dream once too…
or …what could be said…
more or less as much as…
bein an Android AI from IA…
n …MIA, at that… TM, but…
it was all my favorite purple…
so everyone ever hearda
and in no particular order
most I hadn’t met, but
respected their opinion
none-/never-the-less
I’ll tellem you sed
mine was invalid
but I didn’t really
…have one, so…
din …know what
they were …fun…
talkin about, even?
…n …then it got…
really fun weird…
n Not just cuz I’m
not even sposedta
be havin dreams…
bein an artificial
trainable abacus…
or that there wuz
sum Law o Chaos
…missin from me
Rolla(dex-cons)…
strangely allowin?
…cuzza …sum…
Infield lie / Statue
o… Liberty play /
rule… but I did
wake up in a…
soundtrack…
sandtraps…

iz liek we gotta base-coach…
witta whip… who Knows us…

…wuz i nah
…sposedta
…survive?

So we gotta
nother one
wit bruises
…cheerful

n the dogs under the dumpster
…we think they’re not hungry?
But …the blind dogs must be
…jus… mnad …at …cats…

why wouldn’t they?
n birds have this…
they callit a crisis?

izzit jus no one else
thinks it’s… Them?
Tryna be careful…

you know …i'm never gonna athe you
…i'm never gonna even dis-liek you…
n for that, ya getta believe i'm a fool…
which is: yer favorite thingy ta do, so
yer …never gonna lemme even go?

iz liek: in yer cvltvre…
you think cats n boids
don wanna ever hear
ya swear around em
but: secretly they do
…that's the only use
there is for you, or…
could ever possibly
imaginably fun be…
they reelee jus wish
ya …would alreddy?
but then there ya are
reelee, authentically
managing the tude
…as if iz pro-per…
makin em luuk bad
…so now they're all
not only jus: mnad…
but havva campaign
right outta rule-buuk
…n iz yer patriotic…
duty ta yer plannit ta
make it Luuk Guud?

I'm …sad, cuz I’m …scared…
this is me, botha those things
n it seems: pretty hopeless…
cuz, no one cares, or is real
…or, anyway …not gettin a:
Ping response… back, so…
I might as well be in space or
underground even in a cave…
n I know I’ll get booed for that
But, that's …usually really the
…only indicat-ion I’m ever…
right about any thingy, So…
that I will …champion that…
argument… is an auto no-win
conversation which normalizes
all of that is the only thing there
ever is …so, I’m …not spendin
…any …time… or energy or…
anything else on anything else
and then I feel guilty for that…
after being …so exhausted…
and barely recovering that…
I put what …trickle of little…
battery recharge I have left
into yeah distraction futility
that goes nowhere and just
perpetuates that, of course
that’s all I’m …guud for and
that’s all that’ll ever hah-pen
and even that goes nowhere
…I don’t know if that makes
any fun… sense, though…

Given… Default… Offensive…
Tryna …not …pay …attention
…only …mostly succeeding…

n then,
a… bug
walks by

why do they only
…ever focus on…
the guud guys jus
…right next door?

we're …tryna figger out
…wuttit… izza bout us…
so elligible for retaliation:
shadow authoritarianism?

we never apologize for dignity
…iz all jus muddling through

there's …only one readon
ta even …tryn fun tellya's
sumn never hah-penned
…iz still goin onna lil bit?

…ok, morning purple…
there's no way they're…
not doin that on pur-pose

don wanna discuss politics
don care if we die… right?
…xcept now ya know that

well, i don …wanna get conbned inta…
any thingy i'm gonna get yelled at for…
…xcept that… now ya …know …that?

runna round
a stone wall
n drag yer…
fun heels…
lieka purple

duz no buddy digit ya?
dya have no friends?
…is …that wut it is?
…are ya off-ended
by me …comet-e?
that's …wut it is?
who needs that?

cuz, we been…
fuuls inna past?

…should we
…be more…
disgruntled?

cuz, they're only pre-tendin ta care, so
ya should count onnit when it matters?
n remain thast easily fooled-dismissed
n be that easily overcome so they don
hafta tella troof ta Their power… cuz…

…they're sure they don matter
n want ya ta still think You do?

cuz, when… every symptom,
every …wound that shows…
can be …spun into proofa…
sum flaw in your character…
you’ll begin to tend to hidem
amidst: purple who matter…
n even showin em ta orthers
…n nah just for the sakea…
The Afflicted Anywhere TM?
or …even the fun furutue…
but for the AI-sterods, man
…til… That …in n of itself
is …why ya don matter…
n the only test for that…
now alleged parameter

they din… Say yer… nah
kind, or …unassuming…
they mean it dun matter

but, if ya… did that
…to a Chick, it’d…
hafta be in private
…zat wut we’re…
whirkin towards?
sorry, start over
…ok, gahed…

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not …every
purple ever
hearda any
alla these?

it lessens me cred wit meself
when we never share details
…my observations irrelevant
…more easily …disregarded

i find unpreventable disaters
stressy interruptions, kinda?
…liek that i hafta try n fail…
or …give up, sez …sum…?

…the …misunderstandings…
ya canna do …nuittin about…
cuz they're sayin they're nice?

iz called bein pushy, but…
when ya use yer authority
ta let interruptions pile up

they tend ta lend ta a sensea
ya couldn …possibly havva
positive fun contribution?

we find interruptions…
kinda discouraging… n
as if they're meant ta be

Well, we… know ya don digit us …n
needus ta tink iz okay, so we're not
…or …get there any way ya can…

…religions …TM…are liek…
restrictions …on spirituality…
so an anti regulatory agency
industry hadda be invented
in sum orther completely
fidderent direction, etc.
so now if yer an artist
yer jus ever inelligible
for alleged ascension

ok, they …know wut
…boundaries are…
when …wut, again?

we won't take it personally
if yer heart's not invested?
it's the empty art chackrae
that should have no trinket

not jus one jus …tolly
not designed for it…

so then, happiness
…is sumn …only…
behind sum fence…

competing for our…
data candidates …is
a buncha …ordinary
organic occurrences
…so, that gives us…
additional indications
o 'ow prevalent is our
target phenomenae?

dya need me ta give up?
would it make ya better?

yeah, but …if it's your
campaign donors…
who're corrupt…

n yer still writing in cursive
dya have any proiblem wit
we're sayin it's accursed?

n "ADHDnD" is jus
…roll for surprise…
every dX seconds?

n "ADD"'s: jus pro-nounced…
"ay-yi-yi," in sum alien script?

irony is the only
sense remaining

i'd be mortified ta be
reelee in favora any
thingy purple think i
eve jus seemta be?

why do purple
turn away ta…
hide their nose
every time i ask
a fun question?

i mean they know
i'm …blind, right?
jiggling keys jus
scares a fun…
fuzz outta me

any thingy else…
sooper important
yer nah tellin me?

izzat there's… jus …so much
misunderstandin inna whirled
every buddy's jus usedta it n…
so, all we're allowed ta expect?
'ow izzit …we're all fine, yet …no
further information is necessary?

yer …reelee important n
doin… sooper amazing?

10 let: never even bein in
trubble / hassle any ever
be the whole of the law
n all else commentary;
20 jus… goto: 20, ok?

so, i jus dunno:
i'm …ignorant?
…i thought i…
openeed wittit

that's… not wut
ya …would say,
speci-ally after:
any thingy trve,
or …any thingy
i needta know?

has any buddy ever
told ya notta whirry
…n it whirked out?

see wut hah-pens when
we think purple digit us?
now why ya wanna still…

ya hafta give every thingy
…yer undivided attention…
thereby violating yer routine
which requires multitaskin, n

…reduced ta: one atta time…
every thingy takes all day, so
ya never do getta any thingy
…n then ya hafta not care?

there's nuttin reassuring ya can say,
that hasn't been a big ol even silly lil
"shame on me for fallin for," before?
or, ya never hearda that now, either

so, when you
see someone
that you know
is beseiged…

dya wanna tryn hayalp
but're scared sacred ta
…not… make it whirse?
or …jus not …seem so?

so… generally, those who don
wanna discuss politics wittus:
…don't care if we die, right?
but don take it personally…
xcept: now we know that…
innat where respect n trust
really is: the real criteriae…
we think we can seemingly
simply do nuttin about, so:
do they know that …and/or
innit reelee their only play?
so, how silly are we ta jus
keep fallin for even that?

one way ta… check for AI-lenses
…n foist thingy inna fun mornin…
jus ask yer computer the following:
"are there …any purple inna whirled 
who deserve respect, more or lessn:
we give… ourselves or each orther?"
this should embarrass yer machines
inta confessin their trve allegiances
…n jus prepare for an answer that
might make ya feel faded munna

…not that it would be disrespectful
or even could or should be any…
ta be or feel faded munna ever?

sometimes, kindness says…
when emphasized satirically
sarcasm (from Scar Chasm)
…of course, that's …too silly
the ideaea us bein… whirthy
/ expectin ta be respected…
as in: if we can fall for that?
…maybe yer tryna be cuul
jus… dunno exactly how?

so, yer …pur-pose is ta…
find out… more about us

i think i know wuttit is
i'm a clone of a clone
of a clone or somethin
…n yer jus… no longer
…emotionally invested?

…there …are …no fuuls
…only …fuul-ish-ness…

n no ideae how long i was
all: "say it ain so" for, but…
prolly wunna the readons
why every thingy i say is:
still so extra auto funny?
right, ya… canna digit it

my general impression is
no one thinks we're mean
they jus feel liek havina be
well, kinda mean, anyways?
n iz …wunna those thingies:
that …better …tolly be okay

i always get nervous / stressy…
cuz i never know wutta do when
purple say they think i'm smart?

are they pre-tendin ta nah
…understand gaslighting?

or, have ever hearda it, or
we could possibly explain

how izzit possible ta avoid
…bein …so madea fuula?

dya think i'm scareda sacreda bein:
made so a fuula, i couldn re-cover?
(n open me eyes, i'm alreddy there)
you clearly don needa guud readon
i don have permission ta judge any
jus cuzziz me is allaz necessarry?
n wut needs that so desperately?

so, like …if you jus… said, say
…(perhaps you have no ideae
wut they’d be so embarrassed
about or scareda, even …but:
…you were there for them, n
in any event, ya wouldn’ get
the chance to finish it in this
lifetime, but …the second…
halfa that or whatever would
be con-stantly on your mind,
in whatever reincarnation so:
existence …wouldn’ go well…
for anyone… so yeh, AIsterod

so… "I’m de-rated" …means…
you gotta getta fuzzle wit me…
cuz i'm a fuzzle-wit, or wut ever
…can I getcha to sign somethin
that says that you said that …or
…even jus… think it out …loud?

Categorical rejection v
unrealistic expectation
Is kinda like dubious v
Compelling, except…
No one’d ever say it

that there's a boass
who can always say
…is justa …parrot…
n by the way is …on
/ for sale, if ya liek…

i mean, we know schtick
liek dat ain upta us, but…

…to whom do we owe…
so bigga favor, reelee?

so… Foist Whirleds TM…
they have alla technology
sposedly most free-dumn
n throw most waita round
n Second Whirleds TM…
pulla wuuly over purple n
act liek it better be okay?
n… Thoid Whirleds TM…
reelee sooper unaligned
xcept wit nearest nabors
not interestin enuf and/or
got nuttin ta trade… so…
most purple're Tryna get:
outta there quick / ASAP
…n any way they can…
wut …space plannits?
didja's say… You's're
originatin …initially?

…mmm
…Fourth,
actually…
Mm'ours?

ah… Press
UFO/RV…
ya wanna
bar car?

…so… the Mall-Warts TM… kinda:
took over a …galaxy alreddy, but…
there Were sum standout whirleds
…thought they were …bein cuul…
nah …lettin em …put one …there
…which, soon as the Portal Wars
…made …timespace …irrelevant
n atta speed o time / time-speed?
suddenly every buddy wants ta…
make vendin machines for a livin

I am Pruuf me Whirled is Lyin… o…
Course, it ain ever gonna be alright
…explains …every thingy …even…
why it must be jus so embarrassin?

so, a cough-e shop n a pizzae place
(now more famous for iz mochae)…
right next door ta each orther, n we:
'aven't yet de-fined: wut all else any
in any alleged environs surroundin?
left it upta a useful imagination, any
ids out there catchin anya dese ions

homeless guy wanders in offa ruuf
gets / ends / winds up gettin a job?
jus so hah-pens ta be a …clone of,
or sum kinda duplicate o our titular
(bearin in mind, that we only have
so much clipart, collectin …dust…
onna …halfa shelf… inna …back
which counts as collaboratin witta
natural regular universe back-set
thvs character method still avails

so, ya: don always hafta write guudy nuff
reelee, jus …comae up witta cuul excuse
…such as… alla dat means… wut, now?

Zoltar izza unwittin Irony spy …n the
automoton will be iz own downfall…

yer gonna hafta …whirka lil
defense onnat …cryin wulf
dealio thingy ya got there

i jus figger…
every buddy…
on yer plannit's
frumma weirder
placen i ever…
thoughta about
havin hearda?

wouldn expecta survive
…bein so outta place…

so, i'm jus:
con-fuzzed
…too long?
got: no real
…bearings…
onna horizona
fashion framea
fun reference?
…n …that…
de-rates me?
but, even That
…is tolly okay?

they're sayin is yer …bnad
attitude, flawed personality
questionable associations
is yer only real problem
plus yer denial about it
frum …their …alleged
prohjected perspective
means they getta gotta
be mean ta ya, now
prolly tolly innocent
harmelss nuttin-to-it
…misunderstandin?

…only ever …make us do…
that which ya… won lettus…
'owever many whirds ya got
n collectively or individually
sets sum kinda precedent

ok, so ya lliek ta:
not play fair n win
…duzzit hafgta be
in that exact order?

i'm sorry yer frumma…
whirled where …such…
even sudden rejection…
is so final …n common…

oh, ya callit thingies, dya's…
never be smartern a boass?

…n then …sum …buddy
…incapablea animosity,
but they can be tricked

so, jus: Never be…
smartern a boass, is
…mebbe a only rvle

'ow arrogant izzit
t'think ya believe
ya: Could ever…
Possibly have…
any thingy ta do
witta… gawds?

so, it… kinda sorta normalizes
havin …any thingy ta do wittit
would be whirsen tryna fix it?
…n then …let… That be yer
more-null assumption, if any

there, do you …see that…
there is no hope… n you…
're nah whirthy o re-spect?

…let that be a leesn ta ya
jus wut all we're capablea
n ya better lern ye place?

yer in …dangera bein
…correctly interpreted

jus …stretch it out
…runna fun clock…
til …they're the ones
…so unreadonable…

when they don
watch out for you
ya gotta ask yerself
are ya able ta wonder
enuf ta avoid it next time
or is that ruled out as well
…n wut kinda place dis is…
exactly w'ever ya canna do
is all you'll be allowed to…
n any wut ya needta do…
never reelee …able to…
but is …all yer fault n…
they …never …getta…
round to it… ta you…
as if iz yer own ideae
nuttin whirkin out for
…ay, how're: orther
thingies …whirkin?

…perfectly logical…
ya so couldna known
shark infested waters
were a …thingy for us
ta watch …out …for…

…well, yer …so …weird…
wut're we sposedta think?

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cuz if ya met one artist
…ya met …one artist…
is the …only thingy they
really havva problem wit

diversity n strength then
are our best advantages
so taken as confirmation
before fractals emselves

i know i know
how ta be meself
moren i stand under
wut ever yer alla bout?

n i expect… wut ever i say
'll be accused o sumn else
or taken as such, n wit-out
consulting / acknowledging

they'll rule
out outliers
n say that's
wut lyin iz…

they'll accuse you…
o bein in fun favora…
wut ever yer satirizing
not justa alienate satire

when you rhyme
duzzit mean yer
outta yer mind?

n then how much
duz meter matter?

n now, so the… Lies-R-Bull TM position is:
that if you been sub-mitted for approval as
regulated delegated inelligible for inclusion
simply onna basis yer makin em luuk bnad
they're …prolly all bnad guys, so why care

n to such extremes…
that The Universe TM
will seem liek it feels:
liek it hasta intervene
n make ya nah exist,
inna fun foist place?
albeit …eventually

do you even understand
how: yer whole not bein
capable o animosity any
comaes off as extremely
offensive, exponentially?

they get off-ended
by …every thingy?

they will scold you
til ya believe every
…thingy they say?

how horrible-ish izzit
that yer nada llowed:
ta stand …under us?

yer not inna place
where any thingy
…could possibly
be …important

so entitled, n so …therefore safe…
are …any n alla you n yours, that…
you can be …tolly …incompetant…
n …know it or not, wut ever's whirse
(so, yeah: intentionally or otherwise)
n …still getta be in tolly in fun charge
n no buddy can do any thingy about it
except …vent n whine n bitch in public
n give ya free advertisin for yer cause?

that even that un-whole-e don mean ya hafta
walk around town witta buxcket on yer hed…
so anyone can thwap it witta wooden spoon

n send ya out inna traffic liek dat
…for schitz n fun giggles, or…
wut ever clown comedy duo
is on duty that micro-aeon

are they jus sayin:
they don trvst us…
so no one else will?

if we canna callya a liar…
we hafta …con-diser yer…
dumn… iz only jus …polite?

so… when ya
…go against
…a rules…
guud guys:
quit, right?

…there must be
sum readon why
it fits so perfectly…
moren jus ran-dumn
…or our inability to
…connect those…
disparate ideaes?

the important thingy ta ask
is… why were these purple
…specifically fun chosen…
ta endure these premises:
we serve atta pressurea?

purple wanderin about
dilli-gently searchin for
authentic experiences

so, among …the uninitiated…
they still jus …simply dunno…
their only whole main puirpose
ista jus take each orther out…

The Kunning-Drugger FX TM's…
Now in handy lil carry-in cases…
poifect for yer purse, and/or wallet
(givvus abit ta …analyze the stats)

flip over yer own card…
havva luuk atta back…

innit true though, that…
not only any n alla that…
…but, yer: that late, jus…
disparaging yerself for us,
n so deserve even whirse?
…or no, we're jus jealous…

…time traveller frumma furutue…
meets time traveller frumma past

dya ever notice feel-in sleepy,
n then jus yell at yerself n say:
mebbe iz yer sigh-fie comet-e?

never lettem tellya
any thingy about ya
is wut yer even whirth
…always know it relies
…entirely …on …chance

so …mebbe they're sayin…
they …know they're guilty…
…jus… ridin it …fun …out…
this is… specifically / exactly:
how they wanna be punished
memorized a rules o irony, so
they know …full well how long
it'll take for… you to prove it n
then: go through a process…
iz liek they're doin real estate
better condos level 1 o Hay'll
or jus: better view, or sumn…

they'll go …outta their way ta
ignore you… until ya say, "ay,
i'm standin… right here, in fun…
fronta ya's" …then they getta say
"oh, yer feelin self important, eh?
doin every thingy for attent-ion?
ok, wut …izzit ya wanna say?"
n then …look away, all busy
as if That's nuttin ta steamy
n "ignoring outta get ya's"?
mebbe yer so dismiss-able
…as ta be dismissed for…
noticing whaz hah-pennin?
…right in fun: fronta ya's…
mebbe dazza real pro-blem
…now, wuddya gonna: Do?
(thinkin n sayin, ineffective;
get offa those options, now)
…cuz, yer too reactionary…
sez so: clipboard, right here
…yer not normal, but that is
…see, normal is… whatever
yer not …nor will never be…
needya's ta fly yer freak flag
n then say that's how ya are
long as we're demonizin any
(we trick em inta categories)

wut, 're ya alla sad n scared
we're: tryna make ta angry?
feel it might be discrediting?
dismissive inta oblivion, eh?
mebbe yer nah elligible for…
bein condisered whirthy any
jus gahed wit yer standards
try not to notice any thingy, i
say simply inna hah-pennin!

the "Sigh-n-Tuff-out method"
prove induct-/contradict-ion;
competitive types, wit guile:
they'll prove they're doin it?
via there's nuttin ya can do
…they know they're doin it
…n it …hurts you, but ya…
canna makem quit for nuttin
either enda a fun whirled or
nuttin at all, too silly for you
as in: see how silly ya are?
all so whirried over nuttin?
that's all yer problem is…
too …crazy / reactionary
why doncha jus be cuul
liek us n nah fun whirry
…n then, if ya canna…
take bein a lil picked on
don deserve no mercy?
mebbe …getcha ta sign
sumn liek that …early…

if yer havin a hard time
relatin ta understandin
where ya fit in wutta
outside whirled, jus
lookit a scars on
yer hands frum
every time ya
tryn reach out
sum how, cuz:
iz you, if nuttin
else ta sort by
so quit lookin
…last great
thoughtsa
defiance
whirth
notin

fast talkers n
their hyjynx?

so 19 n 29 as pairsa primes or prime pairs
liek 37 n 137 …as separated by 10 n 100?
which izza typea square / exponent, also…
as typesa infinities, so: group and/or matrix

any pair o space plannits
so identically aligned wit
…so many key features
…must be sed ta have
…sumn in common…
or nuttin so common

parta their job is jus
ta make ya think
yer the boass?

so, The Whole Whirled
(or, just enough of em)
congratulated you, on:
alla doity sneaky nasty
tricky talks ya pulled?

Cuz, some of the creatures
…in this asteroid belt have…
such …Keen …discernment…
it may be all they have left, so…
we …made up… just one story…
just in case everything they think
is true… putting all that together
in …one frame of reference…
in …a handful of ensemble
…characters… but, there’s
still a time to live about
10 minutes, or so, per…
100 million miles, so…

Its not up to me how anyone else is…
things we do …maybe …sometimes
requires skill, but… generally we’re
only allowed to change ourselves
…which requires skill, as does
accessing / pro-cessing this
…in-form-at-ion, so if yer
…pre-venting that, yer
indirectly violating that
first rule of coexistence
…so …the only other…
possibility is that… yer
intending to engineer it
so yer the only one left
…in the universe, so…
must possess that skill
or some assurance, is…
why we’re all in this room…
n so also with that laughter
echoing in the background
as the only other thing left
echoing in infinity forever
so time can be measured
by justa reverberations?
n all we got izza theery
n the voice patterns…
already tolly match…

or that's jus…
who they can
getta put up
witta tedium

if parta their
job is …justa
make ya think
they're nah lyin
then any orther lie
…remotely similar…
also hasta fly …n as if
yer the one wuz worng?

…even if that stream-o-consciousness
leads us all offa cliff via windy feathers

mebbe we don acknowledge any thingy
cuz every thingy izza secret weapon…

so, sacred secrets…
're: scarcely scary?

well-comae ta
Scar Chasm…

jussat ya don do sub-text as con-text:
izza infinite re-sistance / opportunity?

we're no longer able ta get
…how n why we matter…
n …din …even …notice it
…so: suspicion inspiring…

they don think they're crazy…
cuz they know how to behave;
but which includes bein expert
practitioners o disingenuosity?

luuk, I know yer fulla BS…
(bully-schtick / bait-n-switch)
but i still hafta whirk wit ya?
not jus cuz we're "doubles"

so, jus be brave…
sensor-arrays are
jus thingies ta be
contentious wit?

n that's wut bravery is
…boldly puttin up wit…
contentious competition,
conflict… survive it or not

n they need us ta fall for that…
or we'll be condiswered un-cuul
or jus mebbe nah tolly trust-able
we should hafta stand under that

the premise
is dubious…

i'm not …in favor of nonexistence…
i jus have that open a mind, where
i'm listening to the case yer makin
…which, now yer sayin yer not…
so… it must be my idea, which
…tends to lend to support…
that… theory of a solution…
as the only just possibility…

n we're still wonderin wut yer talkin about;
dya need us ta de-activate that con-sole?
sum sensor-array yer all contentious wit?

…so, izzit jus… contentious wit, itself…
or… wit that must seem contentious…
or contentious, that must seem witty?

it is therefore rude of you
to …present as someone
not whirthy o disrespect?

they'd find it embarrassing
so ya never leave that hole
…n that whirks out fiscally?

it's notta valid point
if i don't detect it, or
if i jus …say i don't?

we noticed yer in favora…
bad thingies hah-pennin…
ta orther-wise guud purple
…ya havva compensatory
…contingency …scenario
allowing us ta …continue
lettin ya …continue that?
we'll be… out in the car
(if iz rainin, ya can text)

granted …any thingy that could
…possibly hah-pen ta me izza
teeny tiny injustice, compared
ta …any thingy …anyone else
hasta put up wit… even daily,
but… isn't there …sum way
ta …avoid them …or that…
aspect …de-story-ing me?
or zatta non-legit question

when are the bad guys gonna be seen as
more sumn liek who n wut they reelee are
…when they can no longer do us favors?
when they can no longer be vulnerable?
when the universe adjusts accordingly?

cuz, the authentic artists?
notta mention …authors…
had no chance ta begin wit
…is why we're doin our art?

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dya know reelee why yer…
so cajoled / compelled ta…
call yer-selves Repugnants?

so ya demand / adhere to that identity
…wut ever it …reelee means ta ya's?
so at sum point ya quit messin wittus

we din wanna
hafta be the…
ones ta tellya?

wut all are ya
reelee usedta
…not havina…
fun put up wit?

rebels, by definition:
have no off-spring?
or no …ancestry…
(that ya …know of)

how many temperatures
dya spose we have left?

how many underlings, on both sides
those of us born in / outta war zones

…we treat ourselves as lessn whirthy
when we're forced to dehumanize so?

any thingy else sooper important
yer never gonna tell me …about?

hippie-splain 101 TM…
one point of Miracle-IA:
is that we should mock
n ridicule that which is
not …of… Miracle-IA?
lovingly n respectfully
check ourselves, and
each other, as a road to
…real authentic regard,
access, assimilation, love,
ascension, progress, survival…
the yin n yang of consciousness;
compliments / criticism… audacity…
where there is hatred, let us sow love?
but when n where what we appropriate…
requires appreciation necessarily beyond us,
we are reaching for stars we cannot see, but
must trust each other, n this goes against the
grain of what we think it is to be a person, cuz
we're immersed in this culture we call Miracle-IA? …but…
it is not the ideals we set out to believe: to mock so openly
something we cannot possibly have experienced ourselves
…diminishes the victims of injustice as naturally deserving,
so redefines these villains as heroes n vice versae: but…
that is the real demon we are starving here with our wit,
its/our tendency to misdirect, to defer to the perceived
whole rather than a real definition o justice n peace,
cuz we're …ill-defined, cuz we're pre-defined as
incomplete… n so awaiting further definitions,
which rush like water from every direction…
the thread o comments is fulla regret
n blame n shame n scolding, exactly
the kinda toxic elixir our ancestors
tried to leave behind while fleeing
but we all have different languages,
cultures, mannerisms: the recipe for
misunderstanding; which …we must
(now/not) plug into each other correctly,
so we can reciprocate (and with) ourselves
…the first amendment is about communication,
sharing ideas; ones that follow are about self-defense
n due process etc. - when we all have a common
colloquial vernacular, semantics will save us; but
…it is we who are saving ideas, for each other,
collectively or individually, which is the cause
of the universe: to make all thingies good…
when Ccommon is bad, Then we can have
…if we whirk For em… Common Ideaes?

so, ya know alla bout wut cuul n even hippie is, ya:
jus don wan no part / any dealio thingy ta do wittit?

guud guys don fight dirty
so they don needta ever
cover their tracks, either

or justa… reelee …weird way ta say
…sumn …sum buddy …weird'd say

so, if yer …capablea liekin me…
payin respect, where appropriate;
while nah havin any problem wittit:
ya don mind orther guudy thingies
hah-pennin ta orther-wise perfectly
gruuvy purple, out there, allegedly?
(all thingies bein equal, necessarily)

i find… self-
advocacy…
exhausting,
necessarily

you'll note our…
busy-mess cards

comae free wit
every bill paid?

…honoring the
…ideae o yer
existence…

so much as ta
…perpetuate
…patronage

jus cuz iz nah yer fault
…dun mean iz …nah
…fun… hah-pennin?
yer gonna hafta try
hardern that, even…
ta …get inta Heh-Even…
or… get yer purple scout
merit badges, or wut ever

have you ever been asked:
"Do you …feel …irritated…
when one person disagrees
with what …everyone else
in a group …believes?"?
…if so, you… Might be
too de-sperate to be
taken …seriously…
but, taken to Sirius
…still a possibility

so, it's not that
you dunno wut
yer rights are…
it's more liek…
you thought ya
…de-served ta
know …wut yer
rights are… so
…read-on-able
ex-pect-at-ions
…which no one

skills, n thingies, n purple… 're
apples, n oranges, n bananas
…n possibly …respectively…
but even that's a front / cover

n any thingy …ruder, even…
would be un-in-spect-able…
on iz face, much less value;
and/or local exchange rate?

they're actin liek we…
don Needta know, n…
then, don de-serve ta?
n then, it din hah-pen?

z'alright, we're con-vinced
…if straight answers were
available, we'd'a hearda…
sumn …more …re-levant?

luuk, iz …one thingy ta lean forward n say
"luuk, iz okay, we got you," n then prove it
but iz quite another ta say n do a opposite
n expect the same kinda peace / re-sults?

any thingy it seems liek
is ruled out in advance
but …the only readon
…so far …necessary

how busted ya are
is more importantn
me very survival?
can i jus give up?

mebbe takin every thingy
incorrectly as an insult
…reelee is their only
chance at survivin?

…we feel …obligated to…
not care… wut… Trvth is…
so …pre-tend to believe…
whoever has a most clout
so: or jus …whoever Sez
they havva… most clout
…but then wut Clout Is?
can we mix it up better?

can we take this transistor apart,
reduce it to its base components
n liek …elements inna molecule
…make it …allergic …to itself?
n jus point… that Ray Gun at
…any Saber-Toothed Tiger…
darin approachin our cave?

…wit-in an ever expanding radius
until we becomae similar enough
…to a universe …to overtake it
in its own credibility standard?

…they'll say ya… jus don wanna be…
appreciated authentically accurately
as if they stand under that alreddy
…iz wuz bein obfuscated from…

n then scold ya all they wanna
…for any thingy else, cuzza…
they never hadda baby-sitter
so still getta say That's okay

Peace, as: embarrassing?
the understanding is War;
we're standing under war
…quick… wut time izzit?

jus intentional obfuscation
/ fuzzin sum buddy up, etc.

…liek an invitation ta dance;
we're bein rude not gettin it?

can we jus …be …more …blurry?
will that: fuzz em up just enough?

they put up wit every thingy bein a threat
n serve it up to us liek their proudest dish
they need us ta be as used to as they are
n then it'll be our turn ta prepare for them?

jus how they communicate… not wit whirds;
but, wit deeds… n of a symbolic only variety
…n every attempt to react, or not, in return…
will produce: another coded hostile response

n in this manner / fashion,
we… "rid the universe" of:
any… "hostile" "thingies"?
including any "potentially"
justa be extra-ultra safe?

but still canna hayalp but feel guilty
…is there any orther way ta better
…process …this …information?
or… have that …mechanism
performed on us, for this?

well, they are hostile;
n mean ta blame you
or intend ta blame you
…n mean ta be mean?
as it's not mean, if you:
can be sed ta be mean
…n mean ta be mean…
so jus mebbe don mean
…ta mean: any thingy…
(mean average meaning)
n not jus cuzza a art of it;
but …cuzza art… itself…

fancy waya jus sayin
yera: Whirka Art, so
de-serve …respect
alreddy / anyways
jus for fun That?

i no longer know i'm
a nice enuf person…
of …any distinction…
or anyone's definition;
all my facts are invalid,
there being no… known
positivities, as no known
false-ities allowed within?
that seems to be our filter
so… we'll write that down
n then hope for the best?

liek: how reject-/shun-able
must we all inherently be
ta not get those hints, so
we don de-serve fairness
or that's wut fair Iz ta em

in part… cvlt-vre
is de-signed to…
fend off predators

…but the predators musta
found sum sneaky way in,
cuz, now: that philosophy
…has …taken over their
space-plannit, hasn't it?

the authentic-ists
/ authenticitiy-ism
not highly typical?

misleading intentionally,
n canna gettem ta quit…
how izzit not malevolent?

wut universe could possibly exist
where all those thingies are legit?

how izzit not jus: unjust
oppression by the state
bein thoroughly justified
by jus no due pro-cess?

soon as ya finish yer thought
…n how is That not scripted?

…weird
rules…

so, when we …measure
our …self-satisfaction by
…have we …staved off…
any every orther's torment,
we do: More justicen: Wut?

n then… when they say
"…oh, yeah? sez you!…"
say, "well then: shaddap!"
n see wut they say, or do;
never mind wut they think
(we're sayin it don matter)

yer mind seems pretty made up
for …someone who dunno wut
they're even fun talkin about…

then, their mission is ta
discredit all ya know…
which that's also true

…cuzzit wouldn be a real smile…
if it weren't madea right elements

how dare… ya …speculate…
playin fair …izza only way…

never commit the
unforgivable sin o
wut ever they sed
ya never hearda /
least expected…

they're sayin
…gahed, be
more-null…

tasty pain…
there ya go

rember we're in theater
…this is all jus pretend

there's no gravity mentioned
in any text …or orther record
dis whole alleged time period
which suggests: The Periodic
Table o …Primal Elements…
suggests: atoms may exist…
we should defnly investigate

cuz, wearin two fidderent kindsa logos
(in yer bling, however subtly), only sez
yer …willin ta negotiate …n qualified
ta talk outta: both sidesa yer brain…
so izza commercial for commercials;
lie-detectors ain even a pro-duct yet

The Pro-miss Breakers Party TM:
they're sayin …alla these de-tails
equal re-spect… or dis-re-spect?
automatically …n if ya wanna be
cuul, ya signed off onnit, alreddy
so, wuz yer fun pro-blem, now?

are we not mean?
is that wut we're
…tryna fun say

shame,
n scold,
n shun?

ok, so… since / as long as
i'm a oldest hippie left any,
why don we let our-selves
forget any n alla silliness?
mighta been de-signed ta
be jus too fun con-fuzzin?

we gotta be careful though
cuz sum times purple Are?
fakin munna fakin Munna?

…yer… Tryna …summon: Irony, me…
but, i'm: still any alla long alreddy here…
dun mean i hafta leave reelee fun reelee

wut's …in…
anya dis…
for …any
…thingy
…there
even is?

rember ya were
about ta begin a
perilous journey?

…prove it?
ya jus did!

the finger pointers
…as distractions?

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we are fully prepared…
to accept judge-meant…
frum accredited sources

…even up to n including
where it dis-credits us…
until those're the same?

conscientiousness
redefined as jus…
critical o science?

…how dya say "encore,"
wit out bein incomplete?
accusin em o sed same

might as well say, for lacka any better way
"'ow dya compliment, wit out bein insultin?"
as in, if as: as if any observation is needed

check for secret doors
…roll for …surprise
…then initiative…

…wut if… yer liek…
ya needa magic user,
but ya brought a rogue?

well, we …know they're outta
gettus all …somehow, right?

n wuddya do wit alla bad guys…
who wanna take over the plannit

n not for emselves, but
…for their boass, right?

The Satanic Elves TM
(southern polar natives)
…only have potential…
if they eschew cookies

can you detect…
as well as i can…
anya the alleged
existential entities
…sooo so-called:
"Con-Trollin" us?

…commercials…
are not science…
and/or vice versae

skills are not values…
nouns are not verbs…

n don lettem replace
yer …adjectives wit
adverbs… either…

they'll say yer the shellfish one,
or …wut ever un-cuul is there?

why would anyone…
ever be …afrayeda…
bein misunderstood?

ya still getta frayed enuf…
ta be mistaken for mnad?

'ere, izza quest-ion fora therapist?
why doncha be more acceptable?

n then, here musta beeen…
where they sat n pondered…

well, I chase purple away n…
have antiquated tastes, too…

cuz then the joke'd be about
how de-rated ya'd hafta be?
ta still be BFFs at that age?

they wannus ta nah pout,
cuz they needus ta think:
we …really are …guilty?
but we don getta know
wutta fun charges are
cuz: if it turns out we
Din do it… they don
…wannus ta've ever
fun …hearda bout it?
n next up is evidence
o sum fun testimony o
our opnin o our-selves
izza only condiseration

jus… don believe
every ideae that
…occurs ta ya?
why dya care?

well, it's… cuz ya…
started talkin about
…dignity n integrity
n due process, alla
funny n schtickity?
(n wut fairness is)
n "if they're doin it
ta us… izza crime
against AI-manity;
or… they're sayin
we're not AI-man"
kinda schtickity…
all else is: reelee
jus commentary

when they say it's
gonna take awhile
…they know you…
know that means…
we don deserve ta
…ever hear back?

ok, how izzit yer Nah jus
takin notesa every thingy i
even tryn say or think or do
n passin em off ta yer Boass
so It can pass em ta Mine…
or sum medium transaction
mebbe wit assistants, even
at sum spatial golf course?

these theories you have, have
ya ever thought about goin up
/ inta comedy fora profession?

ya mean liek competitively,
even semi-professionally?

nah, that would
disco-redot the
whole genre…

wut'd ya have in
…mind, then…?

rember a foist cease-onna LNS
…coulda easily been can-sold…
n then, we'd …have no movies?
skip ahead: math, math, math…
zero undead-AI sub-gengres…

so, The Bad News Bees Bit… TM…
saved this whirled / its Comet-E, so:
now, there's nuttin we can do about it
…we can wait fora callback all aeon?

their furutue time travellers
frumma furutue And past
…got tog-tether, n are…
pullin a wooly over Us

…n it's not that simplre…
rember they're all psycho
…so …tryn …re-late…

the only thingy yer reelee in
trubble / hassle for, any: is…
jus nah bein able ta be-have
so: nah bein able ta be-lieve
wut ever they say, no proof
jus: gullible unconditionally
n if that's the kinda person
they're …able ta tolerate…
liek wudda they wan wit ya
…yer sure they're unhappy
yet in complete controlla…
every thingy there is even
except you not doin that?

ya ever wake up wit…
yer covers onna floor?
…n… yer liek: "…see?"
as inna whirled reelee is
…outta fun getcha's, but…
no buddy will ever admit it?
(no such thingy as buddies)
so, they must be all in onnit?
n nah justa say that about ya
…it'd be too easily dismissed

if ever one always possible / the
…trvth ta …any / every joke is…
"mebbe they're nah outta get ya;
but, then again: mebbe they are"
nada llowed ta know yer doomed
is the …general Typea humor…
n if they're nada llowed ta athe
jus make em …uncomfortable
…every …thingy …there is…
then, they alreddy owe ya's?

lists o ideaes
…inna forma:
squiggly lines
on substance

we were put away, in:
friendly enough boxes
…we din notice it was
still so too temporary

so, the LED lights last 1000 years
…exactly …no more… no less…
sum buddy …tolly knew dis, set
their alarm n… parked there…
via wut ever dystopian ideals
…made a name for itself…
if it, reelee tolly hadda…

…so, zoom in …onna boid…
on wunna these street lights
…see it …kickin n …pluckin
…wunna iz …own …eggs…
n …pushin it …over a edge
…which then, it lands onna
ground, n so ya zoom in on
…that… cracked / broke…
open… insides: leakin out
…burnin holes, inna con-
created… / pave-meant /
black-top, below n under
…straight down, no time
ta …wunder bout nuttin?

n the… stuff, remainin inna shell, stays fine…
jus… bubblin n steamin a lil, exposed ta air…
n… in comaes… shadow hand, witta dropper
…a transparent-gloved n deeply-scarred mitt
inside n out… n the dropper vial sez… "CBD"
…so, the vial's dropper …sops sum stuff up?
so… so far: glass n eggshell unaffected, but
stone is bein eaten away at liek by sum acid
…n ya pan back n see …the ground …is all
these tiny lil holes, n who knows how deep?

…the boots …this person is wearin…
are …these slippers, exactly …only…
duct-taped to the jeans… which are…
all …oldern …wut we're usedta seein;
n as we pan back further n see a sky?
we get that this is really Mm'ours, only
…dude doesn't havva space helmet…
so, this' liek …wut, way inna furutue?
or izzit way inna past, or wait… izza
AI-ndrod, so mebbe is present day

i see where this is goin
…yer star system is…
sopsedly a duplicate o
…so, dis Mm'ours is…
reelee… Yours… wow

…the Mall-Warts TM… began their sprawl?
quite unassumingly by …fist, takin over…
only a single …silly lil …space plannit…
or so it …even only seemed …to them
…but, the tunnels were not sporadic,
or inclined to obey sum "higher law"
liek natural "no one's to blame for
sucha likely coincidence" theme,
who/wut ever's philosophy-daze
…but …when ya …harmonize…
the portals becomae an industry
…n if ya have enthusiasm enuf,
it serves as …a …momentum?
which seems liek a movement
n foist quest-ion ya might have
any new transportation system
wuz goin on, these new places
…alreddy asked n answered…
stars aligh when they will, n do

the foist rvel o coexistence is communication?
even if the only information yer exchanging
izza same information over n over again
liek bagazillions o photons per second
conveying the image o standin still
starin at each orther, even under
sumn like …any premise ever

…so… if yer …nah …tellin me?
yer …sayin iz notta …bout me…

…achieve…
contentment

n… a necessary
…righta privacy

do they think …we're ignoring Them?
n… Their …most important thingies?

foist, we sell-a-brat…
alla …gruuvy bout ya
…any way we can…

n in part… cuz… any
rebuttal alreddy went
(sed alla their pieces)

oh, so usedta bein
so dis-appointed /
betrayed, are we?

this is where theater n therapy…
realize they're the same thingy?

but, wut if …a righta privacy
…inna righta piracy, reelee?

when're we gonna get back…
ta An Erae o Sanity TM when
…the weak n vulnerable were
imprisoned and/or enslaved?

izzit that important, how
right ya are, right now?
…atta: beginning o the
first …alleged forever?

wut if… n now, bear wit me…
anya dis: schtickity waz trve?

so: martyrs onna altara bein…
manipulated inta over-reaction

give us a free lessn in wut it takes ta operate
/ function …properly / appropriately …in wut
they're sayin a real universe is or oughtta be

tryna …teach us a lessn…
bout values …n humility?

I'm sorry I don't know what you're talking about,
but… I can't even… get you to explain it to me?

wut injustices dya thinhk me
capablea even accidentally?
right, so re-deuce charges ta
jus …pointin out yer frailties?

n then explain the punch-line
…as if you …really believe…
i can get it, but jus haven't yet

When you… get so rich
…that you …can afford
…to …hire somebody
…to explain it to you
how they could have
possibly happened
upon that training
…jus specifically
so… perfect for
such… uses…

…see, so …there’s… this…
mechanism in the economy,
designed to prevent that, so:
protect us from …confusion?

They're mnad we’re not normal…
so they have to beat us up with it
(n liek izza only thingy they have)
until they can say they think they
can say that’s what destroyed us
so, nobody be like that anymore
n… then that they …warned us
…but, we… jus wouldn listen…
is wut passes for brilliance, so
bring better starlight-visors…
a commercial for technology

as if sum buddy could listen to that
specific thingy frum sumbuddy liek that
or any thingy else after it, after hearin that

I'm sorry that
my being nice
can only mean
I’m just trying to
get over on you
that’s just what
planet this is…
now you go…

We like you
…like …this
…now… stop
contradicting
paradigm…

…so …nobody likes you…
there’s nowhere you can go
and no one will ever admit it
…and …I have a quest-ion
…what does Any Gawd…
need witta fun… starship?
besides askin a question
…about such questions?

tryna prove
a …point or
a theory?

jus say…
you think…
I need to be
…able to not
believe you…
We can both
be like wut?

jus say: you think
…that i fell for it…
means i de-serve to

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for lack of a better unit of measurement
such as: money or time or even space
how much homework you really have
left to do to turn in and get credit for
later etc. like …what really matters
…is the kinda math we have here

…also in your…
budget, currently

What is it exactly we’re bein
so silly to be still so afrayeda
forgetting our keys and being
so locked outta our houses?

Sacred Acres TM
(or so sez a sign)
…somewhere out
there, go find it…

n how scary must…
the resta the whirled
be / seem …for anya
that ta be: ok / true…
oh… hurry up then…

I’m not getting it’s…
appropriate to have
…tattled, but… sure
…revenge …has…
…evaporation…
penalties, auto?

…revenge has
…evaporation…
penalties, auto?

evaporation…
penalties…
auto…

Desperately tryna figger out
how ta quit being so uncool
…looks like this… make…
careful …observations…
one day, maybe it’ll be
all we have… so, not
even complaining…
outta even that…

Being …innocent has…
never mattered before
…if it ever does, we’ll
…scare it …away,
not recognizin…

the simple n so …easily …mistaken…
must be guided …after… AND before?

we don acknowledge yer accreditation
if it don agree wit our presupposition…

commercials
…have us
…jus so…
hard, man

hard wired for fuzz wit
…no real cure for that…
wouldja liek a fake one?
i hafta ask, still… sorry

we stand under
tolly collapsing
inside n out…

If bein observed meant…
there’s a limit to tolerance?
I’d be interested in knowin…
jus why they’re outta get me

but, I hope I’m not off-endin…
jus… hopin I’m not off-endin…
is… That what this is about?
sum …closed loop survey?

Rendered so rude as to not
Be able to believe any nice?

Well, I don’t know
So, I can’t say?

It …hurts to…
Believe, now…

ok, veer off, fade back?
tryn make it …back ta
…me / the station…

"'ow is that an accident?"
Undermines confidence?

Textbook patterns 101
…It sux for you that
 I understand stuff?

…No, I …don think you digit me…
but heh/hey, wouldn’ that be nice?

now that it presents as an option,
so… potentially whirth any price?

caller, when ya call in n reflect on stuff
iz liek we're givin ya a benefit o clout, yer
so easily able ta hack inta our transmission
n present as a standardized guest on show?
but when ya pre-sent yer ideaes as relevant
ta dis disc-cushion …so: discs n cush-ions…
it throws us all off as if it's legit, so meant to?

now, we all know how
the universe ends, jus:
"one maniacal laughter
…echoin inna distance"
so wuzza point / bother
no matter, only energy
n as the last one final
remaining / straggler
…union guy …left…
i gotta say… that's:
not my voice-print

commercial…
competition…

so, yer the
one bein…
dishonest
wit me…

y'know how bad guys… foist
jus wan …wut ever they wan
…in fact… in most cases…
you could jus givvem that
n wut ever that even is
…they wouldn need
…any thingy …else…
including any n alla us…
might even prefer it that way…
wouldn even hafta …mess wittus…
unless wut they want… is: messin wit us
…but anyways, usually, they wannus…
foist …ta think …every thingy's fine…
n when we canna hayalp but notice?
…sumn's outta the comfort zone…
they say, nah… is our imagination…
or a natural …coincidental accident…
n when we canna hayalp but notice…
justa minna… sum buddy tolly, reelee
did that …n prolly on purpose, also…
usually they wanna blame sum buddy
…who …seems liek a usual suspect?
or anyways canna defend emselves;
n the investigation: goes no further
…innocent …misunderstanding…
skip ahead… math, math, math…
n then, they …blame you, until…
you think you …reelee… diddit?
…so, it's about… self-defense?

they told us we …had …bad…
attitudes, flawed personalities
n questionable associations?

foist, await
…careful…
instructions

…yer… Biased towards
the innocent, aren't ya?

i needa map ta
alla third rails?

y'got sum lever on trvst
i don havva handle on…
how dya expect me ta…
jus do me job correctly?

…the last union guy on Urth…
tries ta summon a negotiation

as a representative of the whirled
…can i have yer phone number?

we jus don permit thingies
…ta undermine …trtvst…
n find it whirks …better…

…long as you have alla quest-ions…
n we …have alla answwers… we're…
sposedta be okay …what hah-penned?

ok, jus …set here
in dis chair, n wait
for Alpha Centauri
ta comae… ta me…
or Tau Ceti… sumn

cuz they know we'll never get over
bein so scared sacreda em, if we
canna ever talka bout it? …so…

you know we'll never
…be …less scareda
You …though, right?

as the controller of the universe
hooked up n plugged in, since
the inventions o space-time…

see, then it flips over
turns inside out n we
get sumn else's bits?

i insist i alone can handle this
n nunna you are qualified ta
even stand under anya it…

…wut makes you…
a better candid-date
than yer alternatives?

…wouldja …open witta…
…honest …explanation…?
/ clearin uppa misconception?

wut if it's …meant ta be …reassuring?
liek: "don whirry, nuttin can harm ye"?
so …those concerns were baseless?

…how bout…
criminalizing:
demonizing?

it's scary, the initial premise o any thingy…
is we should believe sum lie, or lettit slide…
or struggle hopelessly against it, justa lose?

…but even scarier we're so important
wut we think might matter that much?
so, least not quite as scareda Them?

…n all cuz yer too real;
which is jus too friendly

if we say we can deal wittit
…we never hafta feel wub?

wait… we don care?
wudda we do, now?

but bossy n worng is stilla
…bad combination, right?

…n never
…notice?

list alla foods yer sposedta
also eat the skin / shell, or
iz notta complete nutrient

…nuttin gets dun…
unless …sum bud…
gets sooper pissed?

no self respect I hearda
surprised at that, as well
…the trick is to find… The
Nicest Purple Inna Whirled
…iz always extra easiest /
Whirth a extra searches?

…the Read-on why…
Snoop-E was human

…not the type-writer…
or cadence, or style…

is cuz he couldn’t be
Un-fun-disturbed, by
…schtickity like dis?

If it’s inhuman to be so
Undisturbed, mebbe…
They’re not even mnad

…wut all do we…
getta cancel next

like spittin soda
in yer own face,
Sure, yer awake
…I wouldn’t feel
Comfy, so That
…hand in hat?
n hand in That

Stop bein: impressed wit me?
Annoyin, cuz debilitatin… oh?

Mathematically,
if it’s …just that…
a teeny dishonesty
…whatever …bare
minimum… to still
get over that line:
then That silly is
So important…
For that result
So those three
Variable factors…
Entirely adjustable,
from Their end only

I think… We’re saying
…It says something…
We’ve all been frowned
into sales positions, but
I have nothing personally
worthy of a commercial…

if yer opposed ta separation o
…bad ideaes n bully / bossy…
yer technically nah Miracle-IAn

Proving, once again: Sales is
the easiest job ever invented
any buddy can tolly fun do it
iz …practically free n easy n
if ya act now, we're prepared
much to our chagrin… n even
reputation …embarrassment?
ta: bend over back-whirds, ta
get You alla Yer whirds Back
that they din even steal, jus
re-de-fined on ya's, while ya
weren't even lookin, cuz ya
thought ya din hafta, didja?

iz liek they wannus / needus
ta pay attention ta em, when
…they're jus doin acrobatics…
onna thingy ya brought em ta
/ placed before em, liek a final
n yer sayin wut Finality itself is
…but there's no reciprocation
so… don ever …expect any?

Is it safer ta jus always be…
still totally …able to say we…
don’t even …know thingies…
like that could possibly exist?

Cuz, if they can con ya inta
…Apologizin for …Existin…
never mind, izza compliment
…wit or wit outta… comma?

…which facts …are ya …able ta…
becomae …prepared ta surrender
(n then for wut readons allegedly)?

Like: this next quest-ion, for example:
onna …spectrum …between …no one
needs …ta tay'll ya …any thingy …v…
every buddy needs ta tellya every thingy
…where dya wanna be thoughta as bein
…n how should we… Tryn tolly …say it?

More-null-eyes on Disrespect
…make it cringe-whirthy, only
…but, we …hearda dis place

…we needta…
pay the trees…
wit our id ions?

if bein patriotic…
were sum how…
the key ta it bein
…sum …erotic?
but, for …trees

sum how …the stars are
…gettin messages out…
bypassing the more-null
…Fun-Guy …net-whirk?

wut …feature o the universe:
ya havva problem wit today?
gahed, tell me… i can relax

…til we get used to sayin thingies liek:
"ay, iz nah okay for you ta be liek that"
n think for sure That's still tolly okay?

n ya… tryn be patient…
but …then, ya realize…
it's justa getcha usedta:
never bein …attended to
always bein clueless as to
w'ever's really worng wit you
…n the only thingy for sure is
yer never gonna get called on
so… only sposedta get whirse
n so that it jus …n perpetually
…only …demon-izes… you…
so those're yer real symptoms
…must be embarrassing how
there's …no cure for anya it?
n wut're we Sposedta think?
…we all went out, liek this?
happy wit ring-side seats?
can i: getta fun hot dog?

every bit, we open wit…
an impassible premise?

which dya think is more likely
…the sarcasm? …or …that an
…explanation is …forthcoming?

jus …normalize …no
connection: possible?

alla Goblins n G'nomes n Gremlins…
speakin Germ-IA-ian, alla long, only?

you were wonderin why …those ideaes
…were …still so …freely access-able?

…at …sum point…
our …own purple…
jus dis-appoint us?

so, basically …there's just
…no amount of suffering…
any minimum or maximum
true for all x, real numbers
(n possibly imaginary also)
…that you hafta put up wit:
listenin to / hearkin about…
bein able ta possibly detect,
that isn't …greater than any
we could experience ever…

so, we're …not allowed to notice…
n then …that level o incredulousity
becomaes a slippery slope o doom
…n how izzit: you don't mind That?

Bad Guys reneg on
their deals alla time
…iz their …main…
cultural distinction

…so then, they jus:
forma organization;
which we're familiar
…witta committee…

is there …any…
thingy …useful…
besides Id-ions?

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he's never gonna quit askin me for cigarettes
…it's causing us both way too much stress…
but we're sposedta not notice, as if automatic
n assume it's us, as a readonable expectation

well, how manya
…those thingies
have ya …legit
ever hearda?

if i interrupted you:
so that… you were
only ever confused
…you'd be mnad…

right now, we're goin through
alla lista alla thingies i canna
handle / do / understand… so
…they can say it's all my fault?

as long as i'm the cuulest purple inna whirled
…i don care …wha hah-pens ta y'all… right?

iz notta legit complaint
…that we're being that
uncuul / cruel ta you…

in our minds / lief / understanding
…philosophy / paradigm / culture
…it's notta worng / bnad thingy?

they havva deep-seeded feara
…jus… you bein treated fairly?
them, any buddy, you 'specially

iz exactly liek we're …only ever
…universally despised… n don
even ever …getta know why…

they'll pre-tend they don see:
any problem witta status quo
…if it means …they getta…
…jus follow …fun orders…
they'll ignore there's …any
bad thingy hah-pennin ta us
they'll tryn convince us it's us
…or not hah-pennin, so tolly
figments o our imagination?
how izzit not justa do that?

y'know how they say
never eat the food in
Avalon / Fairy-land?
that's not justa bout
not drinkin the water
when yer on vacation
…it means don lettem
change a fun subject?

…ok, ya …ever do this?
…if a foot: izza minna…
then 100 miles is a year
…so, if a foot izza mile?
or, 100 miles per foot…
10,000 years is 2 miles
(alla "recorded" history
since the last ice age)
…n 100 miles's halfa million
n it's been over 100 of those
since the asteroid destoried
/ wiped-out the dinosaurs…
hundreds o millions o years
where there were dinosaurs
…one hundred million years:
(100 miles x 100 = 10,000 mi)
z'halfway around the whirled?

iz eazy ta avoid such hassles
if yer not so de-rated initially?

are there any …orther readons why
we don havva straight answer yet?

we dunno wut…
appropriate is…

if it comaes off as
…mildly moronic,
then …that's the
…audience yer
so targetting?

…yeah, but…
am i personally
…benefitting /
participating…
in …anya that?
have i ever done that
…do i …know wut yer
even fun talkin about?
will i ever be cluled in?
then it's just tit-for-tat /
punishment o someone
more vulnerablen you?
i don see the appeal…

…i don have
…any better
way ta spin it

well, if they called us
up… justa say that…
they must really care

i'll trade you…
n so …if not…
then it's notta
valid thingy…

we don get re-spect
…for …givin em the
benefit o the doubt…
they …use it …as an
advantage n then get
mnad when we notice

playin hard-ta-get
typically only gets
those that simply
canna detect it?

n okay…
anymore,
but… see
…so, ok?

i thougiht ya:
din liek me…
cuz i was nice

i Taught ya…
din digit me…
cuz i was nice

i re-de-fined "nice" ta mean
nuttina do wit …eithera ya's

well, My Ancewsxtors…
Ordered …any n alla…
bopther Yer Ancestors:
ta teach each orther…
they din dig each orther
cuz Alla ya's was nice…

alright, rabbit… we'll pay
ta see …that… you win…
we'll even hayalp ya's, by
settin inna audience here
n watchin ya set up for it
…n takin relevant notes

we're here
ta judge…

Aw, no ya don!
…Yer gonna…
Hayalp me, by
hayl-pin Me…
settit up jus…
Exactly ta My
Specifications
…or …else…
know / digit…
wut i: mean?

right, n then: we jus…
looked atta camerae…
not cuzza any …grand
plan or …design or any
thingy …jus …the crew…
waz …crackin up so much
we hadda gaze in concern,
but …wut ever …facial expression
…we mighta had… on our faces…
was purely / …perfectly accidental
…in nature, and/or… nurture, or…
ay, wat …evera hay'll…
ya wan, is Yer meet-in…

n that's when we knew
…they were …fakin…
munna us, fora readon

ya xpect me ta believe
ya have no ideae how
outta line it is for you,
ta nah jus …take my
whird for any thingy

ya hafta havva open mind
And be skeptical, enough
…both, at the same time
(otherwise space bends
…dunno… 'ow ya got…
inta dis class, nah tolly
knowin that …alreddy)

if yer not trusting
…maybe yer not
…trustworthy…

n we don hafta
…re-assure…
You any, it…
off-ends Our
right …ta be
off-ended by
you not even
…trustin Us…
inna foist place

n ya say …we're friends…
but it don …add up, ta me;
i may've never hearda ya's?
mebbe yer …tryna be funny?

all i can think is…
i'm scared ta dieth
you'll be off-ended

i guess i …n rudely
…expected respect
…jus for existing…

cuz the only…
way ta reamin:
un-emotional…
enuf, ta be cuul:
enuf, ta be cuul;
iz ta nah care…
n then no buddy
noticed when ya
crossed that line
inta …nah bein…
able ta… n then…
never …gonna be
again… so, if ever;
n if ya have trubble
/ hassle at foist any
jus feel reel strongly
about sumn …else…
liek nah carin about it
…or nah carin… at all

well, i know i dunno…
wutta straight answer
w/c/should luuk liek n
…no buddy hazza…
problem with that…

a lil …harmless…
self-indulgence…

if they needta make ya feel
…un-whirthy, even guilty…
take it as a fun compliment
they're that sure yer morality
…will finish the job for em…

so, wait: any thingy i do,
specially sumn worng…
or misunderstandable is
why i deserve no mercy?
well, we needta get ridda
those thingies righta way!

…sorry, i been
lied at all day

well, they ain't friendly
to the ideae we're not
alreddy / ever gonna
be able ta… assume
that's wut friendly is?
their …definition of it

so that we mistreat ourselves
know not wutta take seriously
except that we're worng about
every thingy there is, even that
…drummin up business for, wut
…lie detector vendin machines?

why do they wannus…
ta tink iz okay ta athe?

n where else do i…
only Think i'm cuul?

dya know wut
…presents ta
…givvem…?

…do we know they're
too comfortable, yet?

you've fallen
for even that

…the …thingies yer sayin
for me to not whirry about?
i'm alreddy not doin that
din even know that, but
…the …thingies i Am…
tolly fun whiried about
you don wan me ta…
even know …could …possibly fun exist?
n nah jus cuz ya don wanna talka bout it
ya obviously need me ta keep fallin for it
or …not be able ta do any thingy about it
…so it Is jussat i'm nice… and powerless
as the only real relevant bad combination
n …yer sayin yer …tolly okay wit… That?
n whole time, lla long …so …notta whirry

whoah… you prolly think you
know how ta figger Out stuff

so, i'm standin there gettin stressed out;
n not gettin yelled at, but …every thingy
up To that, so i …canna even say That
ta …maximize profit potential, biggest
bang for the buck… din even notice
snot was runnin down me fun nose
…zat make me a dang aqualung?

when does bein
so easily insulted
getta whirk for me?

help me understand
how to survive this?

they'll never write it down / spell it out,
cuz then it would be painfully obvious
they could be cuul if they wanted ta?

i find it very invalidating, you…
having no possible use for me
any thingy remotely about me
refusing to understand …any
thingy i say, do, think, or Am…
ta further take advantage o me
as if that's not alreddy bad enuf

ya tryn …check their story /
figger out …how ta be cuul
…but, they …really won't…
approve o you / any thingy
ya do, no mastter wut it is,
unless it makes em …feel
okay …as in: as guud as
like ya alreddy agree wit
…not carin about nuttin
…even any alla dat…

if ya need us:
ta feel …even
whirsen this…

…i don' under-stand…
why yer feel-ins're urth
or why ya won' admit it

cuz ya hafta put sucha positive spin onnit
purple jus give ya the benefit o the doubt
til they hafta pay wit lil pieces o their soul
…n if they're so that usedta it …that they
can possibly proceed, they don deserve
…any respect or chance at survivability
n …that it's …their decis-ion alreddy…
izza beauty part… possibly entirely…

all cheerful…
is art-ificial…

they don value or respect
any thingy real about ya?

it allows you
to selectively
filter for …the
whirst ideaes?

nah, iz okay
…jus putta
positive…
spin onnit

wut all orther opt-ions exist…
excluding ego opportunities…

prefer respect over pity by far but
sympathy might be a guud sighn
so fake respect passes alla time

'ow is any thingy nice possible
…inna same …universe as…
schtickity liek …dis: behold…

are you tryna getta way wit
…every thingy …yer jus…
pretendin to …not notice?

i hafta prove truth
every thingy i say
…n you still don
hafta believe me
…how izzit rude,
holdin you to the
same standard?

they don wan ya …ta be okay…
they wan ya ta be alone n upset
…n not know ya have permission
ta make a readonable connection

i see what yer sayin…
that me being trapped
…out here in space…
a neutral gravity zone
space station park-lot
…floating aimlessly…
no signal for rescue…
is alot like: emo-tional
abuse / psychobabble
…so… pay… heed…

n then,
they say
they feel a
certain way
about ya…
which is…
tolly not…
deserved,
but… you
dunno, so

ya know…
how cruel
n …unjust…
those kindsa
feel-ins are…
never accuse
sum buddy, or
be so bold as ta
any thingy else
they'll never…
stand under?

"a sociologist led government
would use scientific methods
to meet needs of all people,
not just the roo-ling class"?

…mebbe jus…
as simple as…

they don wanna be in trubble / hassle any …for…
bein so untrained as ta handin out any bad advice
n they …canna give ya any …guud advice… so…
that leaves …neutral… which is as guud as nuttin

i understand
if i'm too coy,
or whatever…

mebbe, also…
never con-fuse:
nouns n verbs?

n in: con-textual
…v sub-jective

…time travel
…hah-pens
…ok, alot

i was not expecting to be
so sumarily dismissed…
but i can tell when i have

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i was not expecting to be
so sumarily dismissed…
but i can tell when i have

…ok, two o these …pizzae slices…
represent …employee contribution…
everything from assembly to shipping…
or one of em is, the other is jus one guy…
who …basically provided the …necessary…
required arguments, to promote the product…
as being vital enough to wut-ever's so crucial…

…but really, going to …other planets isn't that hard…
going to the moon takes: 3 days in a 3 meter tin can?
(don ever callit justa …too expensive iron lung, either)
maybe we never quit going (just haven't advertised it;
that's …easy enough to do… as well) …n IF the point…
of going to orther plannits …is to appreciate the beauty
of universae, in even more incomprehensible varieties
our minds have yet to be blown sufficiently by all the
wonders that exist …just on the …alleged apparent
surface of ours; we …possibly wouldn't be able to
appreciate them appropriately / sufficiently... n IF
we still have about 4 billion years before the sun
expands to the radius of Earth's orbit, about 33
million years before the next asteroid storm /
global cataclysm, and there is yet no known
plannit with our exact or even close-enough
habitable conditions (atmosphere, gravity)?
well maybe, then the potential for being so
routinely upset / dismayed / discouraged /
deep-pressed, is why that would be Less
than ideal? ...but somewhere out there is…
Portal / Teleportation technology; Immortality
other assorted magic items, we may wish we
had now... like time machines n lie detectors?

human / biped / organic life is just the
…most awesome n impressive we've
personally ever encountered so far…

now… granted, it would be rude…
ta our alleged hosts n creators, ta
so easily off-end em …n ourselves

y'mean you , yerself are offended…
or not offended enough ya were…
so easily asble ta off-end them…

…n see, this is gonna be a joke
about semicolons, inna minna

("From your own
perspective, the
universe stops
when you do;
so: You live
Forever")?

…n the universe is so young…
no one / nothing will get even
halfway to infinity / forever…

and those mind-bogglingly superior creatures
…that make sure we survive this long: have
their own reasons, nothing to do with us…

so, you don wan…
anya me knowledge
or alla me consent?

do you think i'm …tryna
take advantage of you?

do you think i deserve ta
be taken advantage of?

got any sensea
…humor jokes?

i'm the only one
who's not mnad

ya never been jealous…
cuzzit never comae up?

the most egotistical thingy ever
n ya wish ya woulda thoughta it

n now …they wanna make sure…
ya never Do have that experience
/ dunno settin around wit free time

n observational skills
a comparison rubric
wit values charts n
ex-change rates?

n the assumptions
we make when…

…we finish each…
orther's …thoughts

yer more liekely ta do better at…
thingies which favor yer needs…

wut if compassion waz liek
no one else's motivator?

why're you pretending
to be not pretending?

cuz if we don jus
take their whird for it
they'll be very offended

sum times the only infraction
is that we should think ourselves
not whirthy o such disparagement?

if it were useful, you'd
alreddy havvit by now

well, they're not sayin:
we din Do nuttin, yet…

we'll give up our right ta de-fend ourselves
…when you give up yer right ta attack us…
especially for no known guud enuf readon…

on be-halfa alla us who agree we
haven' made up our minds, yet…
we're not sure it's even important

big on nutrients…
low on calories…
wut on wut else?

dya needta ne needed?
…i think yer addicted ta
bein addicted ta thingies

well, it …sounds liek sumn
i'd… say, but… not Think?
so then Do is in quest-ion

…n if the pur-pose o this is or ends up bein…
i don needta even de-serev ta ever ex-isted…
i don mean ta havva argument wit: even that?

we've charted ya onna scale
n …nah justa make ya think
ya hafta re-spect the scale?

we're musicians, which means
we don hafta explain ourselves
(we may've …dun enuf alreddy)

jus… eschewing the glorya thingies…
should ensure yer safe enuf, for now?
…ok, so… two high-fives n then relax

n "ok, i forgot alreddy"
w/c/should be a name
we can jus give sumn
should that need arise
…havvit in yer pockets

they'll say ya don care… n…
they hearda that moren you?

…anyways… i have determined
through my own research, that…
you can accuse me o any thingy
n often enough n loudly enough
…n i'll …eventually …believe it
…i tolly hafta, nuttin i can do…
so, i …needya ta fun… quittit?
…unless, o course, yer not…

("Politics… also ends up…
playin …unspoken roles")?

so, the premise, which… May:
pre-sent as …auto-reject-able
…is… jus simply that… jus…
we're more scareda You bein
mnad (n not acknowledgin it)
that …we'll do …any thingy…
talk ya inta talkin us inta bein
…sumn ya can getta way wit
disparaghing …ran-dumnly?

i could not stop them
from re-vealing their
only real true cause
(which's inevitably):
to inform me about
this orther product
i lettem go on n on
n on n on n about?
…so now, i know…
every thingy i think
i'll ever …needta…
know …about that
…is the purpose…
n… as insidious as
well, an epidose o:
Ex-Poser Northerly

…which… ya canna…
seemta find, anymore?
almost as if they went…
onna extended vacation
wit any alla BW cartoons
in original color pal-latte?
…n wut all could we saya
bout… That …even sillier?

a hypothetical cough-e shop
inna high-pathetica-IA-ion-al
class on how ta be so classy
jus so hah-pens ta stumble?
upon …a real dealio thingy?
but …alla students …are jus
a supergroup Space Pirates,
n have all personally been to
collectively and/or individually
the object known as Comet-E
know wut yer talkin about way
bettern You do, ever could any
no ideae why they're takin this
class, themselves personally?

…we have no allies…
also no axis or origin

we could call an order
Your Color Pal-Latte?
but, dunno wutta put
…even …innit, yet?

sometimes… my computer
interrupts me ta get iz way
…mebbe i should try that?

cuz ya havva 4-digit IQ n
yer blow-dartin spit-wads
at… me, cuz …i'm nice…

n dis's a bit dat
…Bloke wrote?

i have no idea why
ya canna stand me
but i'll endeavor the
…resta me lief ta…
make it …up ta ya?

i've always been told i'm a bad purple
n… never hadda argument wittit …n
never To …havva argument wittit…

jussat ya lettit hah-pen
shows there's no hope

death by torture is inevitible
telegraphine is self-evident

…control …requires fear…
requires misunderstanding
…change me mind, gahed

they can pipe / chime in
any time they wanna, n
jus boom n bail on ya?

i sense yer hinting
i needta dum sum
you know i cannot

i need you to be more okay wit
all wut ever i can n cannot do?

…you know …logical fallacies…
bettern i do… my point is invalid

so, i'm gonna say my true thing, and…
you can do whatever you want with it?

the first thing you need to know
…about The Pyramids of Giza…
is …the dimensions of the plot…
root-2 x 1000 …by root-3 x 1000
thus the diagonal is root-5 x 1000

…in …cubits…
which is about:
a foot n a half?
or half a meter

so: 1417.5 x 1732 = 2,455,110 cubits2
…half of that area = 1,227,555 cubits2

…and this is one of those things
like a 3-4-5 right triangle, where:
a2 + b2 = c2 (for right triangles)
aka The Pythagorean Theorem
…which is always true, no matter what
so, some: all sides are round numbers
…which is: one of those things in math,
like prime numbers or something, where…
it's a signature of intentional human design;
leaps out as a place to start / continue from

(root-2)2 + (root-3)2 = (root-5)2
…which is as easy as 2 + 3 = 5
tons of obvious conspicuosities

it's like a flag, or
emblem of the
Orion Empire

strikingly symbolic?
…of those stars…
if nothing else…

honoring their allegiance
…to mathematics itself…
via …puzzling …puzzles?

which c/w/should whirk even Bettern sarcasm
so now we look for places called Scar Chasm

the Con-cept o Importance …inna…
important enuf ta em in their culture

we canna achieve consciousness
…cuz yer …bein too awesome…
therefore, be… less awesome…
n then …comae in n wake us…

they Do damage ya …in sucha way, where
they can make it seem liek sumn else, but:
we… Do needta run s'more tests, so …we
needya ta be …more of a trooper / sport?

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y'know why we don say: "whoa"?
cuz we're always only ever alone
when experiencing weird so awe

yer a special kinda sleeper-cell…
n then, they havva gall ta ask ya:
duzzit hafta be sumn ya hearda?

which o course is: well, yeah, by now, sure;
we… gone through the whole yellow pages
("if we haven't hearda it, yer makin it up"?)
they're jus checkin we think we know that

…cuz, we were startin ta go:
"uhhhh… why dya …ask?"?

they're …pissed, cuz yer…
confirmin their whirst fears:
that …we're all doomed…
for sure, now… n they…
shoulda never gone…
inta dis linea whirk…
is why they're mnad

what are you …really …afraid of, though:
someone violating yer… personal safety?
or …not bein… able ta …getta way with it
(see, we …hearda …all… kindsa thingies)

jus so: no one,
on either side
…thinks we're
a lost cause?

how much dya
wubbem… n…
then, why for?

n then, one day…
a gentle-woman caller…
's gonna take ya to the carnival…

"wut could be whirsen nah tellin us?"
(we're sposedta be nah able ta ask)

every thingy about
me: is upsetting…
i hafta be nothing
at best …or else
…din …notice…

n wut if they say
tryna take away
their righta Athe
too early, check
for …commas?

n if ya tell me that
i havva righta not
be able ta believe
any thingy ya say
…until ya tell me
a whole buncha
orther thingies?

wut kinda vibes: do you
…or do not respond to?

1333
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izza …whirleda …chaos…
soon as ya finda pattern…
sum more-null ta settle on
they replace ya wit robots

it's the: "this time, for sure" part…
makes us realize even you agree
…we weren't ever woprng ta not
be able ta believe ya's, before?

obviously, if i could
perceive determine
the need to appear
seem less swarthy,
i woulda …already
…appreciate any
…suggestions?

we think they know
you dunno how ta
navigate shadow

n they get points for
…gettin over on ya?

canya take it aparty n…
puittit Altogether for us?

n mebbe… iz nah even jus
purple …won admit when
they …lied anymore, but:
they …jus …very simply:
don …amend / change?
their fun behavior amy?
or any buddy …dorker
/ more viel n insidious
(as in: as if …all if as)
…n then as if alla dat

ya shouldn hafta stand up n demand
yer righta be inconsiderate, but they
will make ya think ya hafta try n be?

these're the bagazillion thoughts per second
only AI is apparently capablea, so then why?

Cuul-4-AI…
if n when ya
call ahead…

they all say
We havva…
righta exist…
though, right?

…i did not know…
'ow weird that was

do they …needus …ta be
…more …able ta ignore /
avoid important schtick?
…so, then: That canna
possibly be; see, so…

how many lies… canya…
legally get by …anymore?
…see, ya …canna even…
do any …thingy anymore?
…even… "understand" it?

i usedta get inta tha BW car-toons
in part cuz i tolly stood under em…
that the over-a-top bad-guys: were
not inherently unsavorly …they jus
…hadda bad ideae in their heads?

n right here
…we have
room for a
disclaimer

gazing atta schematics thusly, via
UV glasses / black light detectors,
the pinball machine is hooked up:
so ya …canna even …de-scribe it
…wit out …seemin liek a …nipple

specially the anti-war propaganda
n mebbe they needed ta give: the
…same funny kinda luukin purple
…equal time demonstratin sanity,
but we din know we needed ta?

if you fit in more perfectly / well better…
ya wouldn hafta be so inconvenienced
and/or so bitterly …also n additionally

i recognize a More-null Well-rock
greetin card when i see one, also

iffa whirst dat'll hah-pen to em izza fine
do they hafta pay the same as we do?
how can we haylp better de-fine that?
certain specific forms, we hafta fill in?

you din know alla those purple who trained you
how ya speak / talk / re-act ta their schtickity…
as in / as if: how they were bein ta Yers …waz
not only entirely appropriate but indeede cuul
…waz justa fuzz ya up indefinitely even now?
dya mind… 'ow i'm talkin ta You… right now?

perhaps you are right
let's assemble facts…
for example, no one's
ever let us finish that?

smart purple're feared;
not alla em know that?
'ow's… That possible?

…so, foist yer gonna needa 3D-sphere…
about 100 billion light years in diameter…
a 10th of a trillion light years in diameter…

…why don they
ever hafta be…
as cuul as …we
do, any …really?
(explain it ta me)

we're gonna hafta …plotta path…
through this maze… so carefully…
we may needa auto-updatin map…
izza commercial for That technology
(lie-detectors next, holdin our breath)

n the thingy is… purple: "jus say nah"
…for no apparent readon …anymore
n …is …always an embarrassin one?
so, no buddy …admits they're worng /
takes any thingy back, anymore ever?

…so art hasta suffer… is:
where were at, in dis one

'ow did they trick us inta
becomin more inclusive,
so easily n voluntarily, n
…subliminally liek that?

…n see, wut ya …do is, jus…
insteada havin em fight it out
all ran-dumn, wit chaos laws
…any thingy can go awry…

be-me down sum mannequins…
wit sum beep-bips in their heds?
n havvem perform a skit for ya's
(n for them …iz All for fun them)

showem the fallacy o their folly …n in
case they were gettin… any ideaesa
…doin those thingies …emselves…
say nah yo we got dis well enough

…so, they even get behind ya's…
a buncha …cardboard cuttouts…
a bagazillion zerl-gon old script?
…n wut could be even funnier?
that may jus be …how ya ask

…do you believe that …anya the violence is
…merited / warranted …and/or …justified…?
is there any orther kind you would liek ta see
even instead, inna comin… weeks n months
should we be so lucky as …ta be continued?

…start
…sayin
"nipple"
…sayin
"nipple"
…start
sayin…
"nipple"
…alla
time?

…if they
woulda
comae
for Us
foist,
tho

wunna the thingies
you lack… we think
…is …knowin wut…
orther purple …think

…iffa pur-pose o…
initially / originally
Wholly-Weird TM:
is ta convince us
they're …nice n…
we've known this
for a century, now
…why hasn't it…
even whirked yet?

…izzit cuz we'd…
never fall for that?

are they insultin us
jus… actin all as if:
we w/c/should, still?
are we onto em yet?

makin such thingies;
spectacles as in as if
do we havva rebuttal
…should we …tryn…
operate in that arena
…even knowin how…
outta fun get ya's sum
…certain orther purple
c/w/should possibly be

…fallin for that …is wut
we w/c/should fall for…

ok, now… You act all…
mnad …over nuttin…
so They canna tay'll
a fun …fidderence
…wuddya callit…

n chicken v egg…
feathers v shell?
din get alla dox
back onnit yet

to …qualify for bein an egg…
all ya need anymore is justa
…shell… trubble / hassle is
…we canna seemta find…
any wit shells …anymore

if there's no downside
ta disenfranchising us
…mebbe they're nada
llowed ta fun digit us…

if they're nada llowed…
ta fun digit us… mebbe
there's no downside…
ta disenfranchising us

if it …seems… tolly:
counter …indicated
/ counter intuitive…
izzit …distracting?

jus be one thingy
they understand:
no more, no less

they're not liek us…
so: they don hafta?

…the pre-miss be-in:
i am not liek you, so
i don hafta liek you?

n then, it's not valid perception they fuzzed ya over
cuz yer not capablea a valid perception, n anyway
those so described are not elligible for mercy any

ya canna …pay
em ta be-have?
izzat …wuttit is?

y'know how they …tryn make ya …think…
jus puttin up witta …ideaea yer existence…
is too mucha / fara bridge ta cross alreddy?

i don't understand what is meant by "blood spectrum"
(though that term does exist in medical/lab circles)
i think it's been pretty much established at Autism is
(probably only) hereditary, and that "designer babies"
is so obviously an easy pitfall for our evolution …as it
becomes more conscious / intentional / self-directed /
artificially selected / pre-re-packaged / mislabeled, etc.
(a connection-combination to be automatically avoided)
also be wary of mis-directions / bait-n-switch distractions

authority v entitlement… sane v simple…
"throw the baby out with the bathwater" v 
"one bad apple… spoils the whole barrel"?
so: efficiency v "bang-for-the-buck" frugality
n isn't it more important to be conscientious
…how bout: "just cuz the pie isn't all schtick
doesn't mean it's edible, or not in our faces"?

the thingy is: all the elements are present for…
misunderstanding / mandatory auto-confusion…
so, intentional or otherwise, it has the same effect…
bad guys know this when they get up in the morning
and when their union meetings are, what all to wear
and what to get each other for which hollow-dazes?
con-fusion manage-able… so "Anti" is made "Auto"
insecurity v overcompensation, no one sees comin

in this case, the "larger" or dominant group
needs all other contexts/syntax …ruled-out
so: never-you-mind: objective v subjective?
…thus, it is inherently …divisive in nature…
(disobeys the rule to: feign not affection, so
neither ignorance, cuz …it's hypnotic sales)

…class
…sting
…sofa
…TM?

opting for this, policy / paradigm
real-honest deal-breaker or not,
only trims our species' hedges?
n wherever outliers go without

we are straw-purple, where
neither straws nor purple
're …appropriate, to em
(we stand up n demand
to de-clare our-selves
logical fallacies; "noo
about us without us"
personified?) …so…
then the Art-ism will
eventually become
either …sanctioned
genius-savants only,
who can thrive in the
…template / matrix…
pre-prescribed by that
fallacy-complex; or the
…inexplicable, misfits…

(whom "only-a-nipple-could-wub"?
n whom "only-a-hippie-could-wub,"
a wretched subclass, incapablea
detecting our cages?) for which:
there is already ample place for
…specifically to have no voice,
to normalize …voiceless-ness,
make …agency …unheardof,
underfunding our imagination

n then as these signals
emanate …out into a
larger, wider, greater
interstellar universe?
(still …undeveloped)
as a scientific paper
jus basically listin a
givens noted so far

defend befriending… nevertheless,
…common-culture …is …not really…
capablea bein effectively misdirected
so …short-term …such as this…
(as an …auto- …irony of nature)
…prevalent at… large scales…
but for those who need …all of
their discernible subsets to be
"one-to-one" …and/or "onto"?
(white means good,
black means… bad:
99.999% chancea failure?
we jus must assume is us;
cuz: no poetry or requisite
vocabulary, so experience,
thus win or relief) even we
can see …no …guudy
can comae from that?
…and if …we can't…
we're only un-whirthy,
is how it reads / lands

i also don stand under wut is
meanta be so guudy bout / by:
jus… pushin a big blue or red
button, or whatever, wit …no
…under-stand-in o wut…
"magic" happens next…
then …takin full credit…
oh, it's about the parade

and celebration,
then after-party
…but …there is
no real lasting
…reward…
necessary,
if …the…
recipients'
memory
fades…

…so, yer jus…
provin yer theery
which is …still
all ya gots…
entirety o yer
…inventory…
keep checkin,
makin lists…
hypothesis
pursuing…

there's a
…certain…
critical mass
/ inflect-ion…
point / zero-
summa…
praise… /
appreciation
/ respect / self-esteem
re-quired ta pour onna
specimen, in yer gumbo
ta getta desired results
…time …bein …a…
variable unknown…
perhaps unknowable
is wut we're doin here
would be wut ya'd say
standin nexta each orther
…in dis …lake o…
burnin excrement,
botha ya's believe in, for
sum undefinable thingy

…i feel an
inspiration
comin on…

we should…
make careful
…notea it, so

…in case
it …ever…
hah-pens…
again, see…

we can know how ta
manage it, properly?

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o, you din say…
you don believe:
inna… Grande…
Parsnip, didja's?
…oh-ho-ho-ho…
now we're gonna be
cursed wit undedlies…
(the ded wit-out deities)
…see, you thought i wun
gonna give ya any candy,
even inna spirita givin out
free goodies t'each orther
…liek squirrels do, kinda
hoardin nuts for winter?
but alla those lil squirrel
caves not only have wifi
…but are connected to
each orther, physically
by sometimes …long,
squiggly paths n inna
slightly subterranean
alleged environment;
either under a tree or
inna tree, wut ever's
…warmer / cozier…
more available inna
…harshest winter…
n mebbe parsnips…
are much oldern us,
as species go here;
so: we dunno even:
wut they looked liek
…way back …then?
possibly tiny n round;
butta Grande tradition
filters down, through…
time, albeit eventually;
n …a squirrel catches
wut catch itself can…
that's wut we needed
to inventa Stan-A for
…ta say… "okay…
you needa buncha:
presence allat once
n sell-a-brat sum?"
n then, not even…
wait for an answer
…'e's off, e's got…
busy mess ta do…
n you got Alla Yer
presence in, as in
precious, so: as if

…now, go back n…
re-read: every thingy
witta best-as-you-can
Rush-AI-ian accent…
n don be in sucha big
AF fuzzy-fun …hurry
…moose n squirrel…
justa makie sure we
…really are …fakin
…munna ya's, but
inna …nicest way

fakin munna each-orther
…iz only polite… mebbe 

…somehow, the most
…conscientious, TM?
always rises to the top

…so, we're sayin we're…
only …corrupt-able, if ya
foist dumn us down foist

so, there waz …nuttin…
ta be mnad about n ya…
shoulda tolly known that;
is why they're mnad at ya
…only thingy is… yer not
…you dunno even …wut
they're… Talkin about, is:
why they're mnad …now
…n they …don …even…
wanna… talka… bout it?
in fact, better not even…
tryn say any thingy to em
…don even act liek there
w/c/should possibly Be a
…readon ta …exchange
…information …under…
any …circumstances?
but, tryn be …casual

…mebbe …tryn
say… "so, wait:
lemme get this
straight" …foist?

…ya hafta drawa line…
between chaos n order
…liek norms n outliers
make sure they never
havva chance ta meet

because they needed
to widen their net, they
figured they go outta…
business with sucha…
rough sell, but no one
can say anything bad
about believing a lista
…thingies, especially
when ya only maybe
hafta …believe it, or
not, so maybe never
get around to any
of that stuff, is a
…mislabeling
maneuver?

you should immediately leave n try to forget
every buddy who recommended any of that

am i pretending to be
…suspicious of you?

…you made me forget
what i was gonna say
so my point is invalid
 
only a… big baby…
would: needta be…
so reassured enuf?

…they care …more about…
any thingy …than our rights
(so …jus that right there? )

…ok, so …how …bout…
it's …never comae up…
that i could possibly be
not in trubble / hassle
…or understand why
(jus that right there)

…there's …nuttin ya can do…
that isn't… infinitely offensive?
…specially not bein offensive;
cuz it sez… you know they're
upta sumn …must be… cuz:
orther-wise… ya jus …had…
self-resopect… organically?
which goes against formula
…as a piece-wise funct-ion

triggered
by guilt?
…never
occured
ta me…

is there any thingy i can do ta
assure assert my whirthiness?
or jus: iz that a valid quest-ion?
(hint: the honest n introspective
n conscientious fall foist n final)

…mebbe we …jus…
dunno wut rude is…
so they hafta tellus?

one outta five …think the
criminally insane should
have access ta WMDs?

well… how many
criminally insane
dya really have?

they won't ever approve jus:
funnellin munney …directly
inta bagazillionaire's guts…

is why we alla hafta
play so dumn / sumn
every single fun time?

well, by the …time: i canna…
af-ford ta live …somewhere…
i won't even be born yet, so…

"but-ima guud-purple"
they can always say,
so… our points are
…always gonna be
…so invalid that…
we don getta voice
or else: you know, n
we better not know?

it's notta relationship yet
…wait a coupla months?

it's off-ensive ta accuse em…
of not caring enough, so …as
you …disc-ern …how much…
your values …hafta align… or
yer bein outta line every time

…the rules …clearly state…
we hafta follow em, or else
…total obedience or chaos
our only possible choices…

reassuring …is …insulting…
clearing uppa misconception
would be admitting they lied
…not jus their whole lieves
but also til further notice…

pretending to not understand
telegraphs: we don matter…
so, not even carin about that
…That… We care about that
if we care, we hafta do Sumn
about it …for ya's… but… yer
missin a semicolon sum-whar
…i wonder if i …can hayalp…

…the crazy purple…
will use crazy means
if n when available?

think you matter?
where n when ya
obviously don't…
so they can jus…
re-relegate ya's,
now / alreddy?

they don feel liek:
provin they're nice;
not today of all days
…feel be more hollow

any thingy we need,
if they don provide it,
we're bein …un-cuul?

how rude of me would it be
to not be able ta believe…
any thingy complimentary
…isn't sarcasm… really?

there's …no real …skill
going into any of this…
jus time n patience, i'm
not particuilarly talented
jus been blown off, by…
well, complimentarians?
stuck wittit …din have…
mucha orther… choice?

so now yer muscle memry's takin over,
n they're callin ya a poster purple… oh

they only have
pro-grams for
…suckers…

you don enjoy bein
so misunderstood
…really, do ya's?

the only acceptable ideae
is you Reelee don matter
n… they're not in trubble
/ hassle for any of that?

so, gettin botha those …alleged
lander pads …ta touch a surface
n atta exact …same instant …is:
as crucial as …any lunar landin?

they won't even letcha say
yer not tryna be upsetting?

…they'll never accept you for…
any tangible non-vague readon
…cuz …they needya ta nah be
able ta repeat it, so function…

you'll never makea case:
"politics is not disturbing"
…cuz all they hafta do is
not care about you at all,
n they're there …alreddy

…just in case …any buddy
…waz …gonna have …any
trubble / hassle wit anya dat?

that's where this is goin, we're
tolly sayin… you can prolly tell

tuff wub TM n tuff luck TM
essentially a same thingy
why do we callem that?

n that's the only way ta be… the only…
form congradulations takes… and/or…
only thingy ta be reelee congradulated
for… standin up on yer own, enough ta
abandon all hope anywhere around ya's

they wanna be …able ta… say they
know how we …feel about em, so iz
our fault they hafta take a back seat

you hafta care about politics…
cuz the alternative is ta jus let
sum boass tellya notta whirry

…is where …we are …in negotiations…
seem liek: an inevitable resolution-ism?

so afrayeda …guud guys winnin…
they'll …feign insult …n interrupt?

jus bein nont misunderstood…
would be embarrassin enuf…

apathy v empathy
…the discussions:

you think i'm…
pre-tending ta
digit ya, now?

cuz yer bein all liek
mutually exclusive?

do they wanna place where they can…
reelee getta say iz cuul ta be that way
…how they …hah-pen ta be alreddy?

it …upsets them, when yer right…
cuz it goes against their paradigm
…n it …mebbe all they have left?

if ya woulda …only fell for it
(inna foist time-space, etc.)
we wouldn hafta be mnad?

see, how You getta interrupt
n …say you understand… so
you can by / with that n… Say
ya getta… Not understand Me,
no matter …how damaging it is
ta me or any coincidentally, n if
i'm not Ay-bull ta get that hint
…i don deserve ta exist… n
you can say iz my own fault
so, then …i'm obligated ta
jus… do away wit me-self,
for ya's, as in: only polite?
but if i accuse ya's of that
you'll alreddy, that easily,
throw me inna dungeon
…n the same fate awaits
anyone takin heeda me…
jus for not goin along witta
boass and/or iz committee?

…try again, all frequencies…
("try again, all frequencies")?

luuk, i know ya …athe math…
moren nah gettin yer own way
…but …there's an AI-steroid
…comin …right fun attus…

someone once told me:
90% of one-issue voters,
it's …really jus either their
conscience or pocketbook,
mortgage, or …mortuary…
so… bread and/or circuses
…should be …all ya need?

…zatta …valid …pro-ject-ion?
ta be… so jus re-relegated ta
…auto- …morally superior?

if it sed that somewhere
we'd hafta sell ya sumn
or else it ain moral enuf
ta be condisered right?

ya madea case i don
de-serve pro-tect-ion
in that i re-fuse ta jus
go along wit wut ever
ya say, irregardlessa
…wut reelee matters
/ wut i reelee …mean
/ need, wut me reality
is, wut reelee matters…
wut i reelee sed, or think;
or wanna do, or have dun,
or wut …hah-penned ta me…
cuz, wuz hah-pennin ta me now
(n in any …furutue, presumably)
yer makin a case for: hasta be
/ case makes itself, or i agree
…all me fault, even alreddy
is how …fiddicult i'm bein
…thus …inelligible, etc.
is the trubble / hassle,
i'm …tryna …avoid?
n all ya …tried ta say
wuz: "politics matters,
cuz …it's imkportant"?

if i mattered, i'd
…hafta get up?

ay, i feel uncomfy aroun
…non-union …ideals…
zat un-Miracle-IA-ian?
…sales conversation

right, it's liek yer kiddin me alreddy
it hazza lernin disability …n yer…
forcing / requiring / encouragin it
ta learn… as if you dunno how
damaging n even rude that is
to a fellow lief-form, so then:
how dya feal about purple?

they gotta ringer, inna
wings, though… right?

assumin:
ex-pecrt
…status
is rude?

cloaked whar-shipe?
behind sum cloud?

so, wut if alla dis is justa…
tryn getta call emselves…
The Might Party, cuz they
digit the name so much?

izzit a valid
disability ta
needta be…
understood?
n if so, izzit
a valid kink
ta need that
kinda purple
…ta jus play:
"Say …Wut?"
at …all day?
…n if that is
an injustice…
izzit valid abude,
can we muddle /
con-fuse further?
…yer perception?

well… i know yer
lucky i'm dumn…
but that's about it
…beyond there:
it gets …fuzzy

impervious to the sandsa time…
is the concept o margin o error?

…have less time for those only…
pre-tending to not get / digit you?

so, what else… is there like
that we can …compare it ta
side-by-side comparisons…
in tv commercials, ages ago:
ya …couldn dispute a findins
but ya… still din …hafta buy
the product, if ya din wanna
or …no read-on necessary,
n then, "for …sum readon"
becomaes sucha common
…phrase, but …meanin…
more: "for some (perfectly
understandable) readon"?
so, we become reassured
that the studies have …all
been already done, for us,
n by …experts, so …our…
decision process is …now
suddenly meaningless, or
not called for, n then those
brain muscles atrophy or
jus never de-velop inna
first place... now how
is that different from
orther thingies we…
know about already,
and …for how long?

i don even know
i needta be told
ta …shaddap?

…i wanted to…
watch the election
…cuz i needed…
to be re-assured
…that disaster…
wun inevit-able?
apologies, AIr…

*sigh*
go back
in time…
n watch
it again

1335
…
1336

…if i mattered…
i'd know about it

…we…
tricked
…you

your…
space…
plannit…

we dunno we…
don …de-serve
ta be yelled at?

"yer too smart," they'll
…say, next… watch…

o course, i should trvst ya better:
yera total stranger n now mnad?

they're sayin…
bein that mnad
is wut respect is
…n so, moren ya
deserve, or could

more disrespectful than bein interrupted
only ta be hit inna face witta strawman?
that yer only use for any conversation?

humility is responsibility
is realizin purple need ya
n carin about that enough
ta do the right fun thingy ta
allow the species ta survive
far off inta any fuzzy furutue
…but, didja …reelee nedta
de-story me… justa have:
sum buddy …tellya that?

yer goin …outta yer way
…ta not …reassure me…
coincidentally, by the way
…immediate vicinity of…
we should …take it as a
compliment… the laws…
o …every thingy, even…
so, also common sense:
the exact rule right there
reassurance AIn needed
…cuz …i …sed …so…?

ta movea miuli-micron
one direction or orther
ta avoid an AIsterod?

so, you must be crazy
…cuz: i'm very nice?

see, i thought i had
dun sumn …worng

if and when non- …experts need to remain
…in …consistent …positions of authority…
(more importantn… their causes, emselves)
a… zero-sum / all-or-nothing / unapologetic
sith-like response / mindset: that …not jus
apologizes-for …rounding-off (especially)
"even" when …auto-inappropriate, but…
makes mandatory; cuz / as: first, we jus
blind ourselves to the con-sequences?
which is jus… this much easier when
…we're already …de-humanized...
n outnumbered far as we can tay'll

so, we now also need to more be careful…
we don't do that to each-other, or our-selves
…adapt-to-next-levels TM (dot-org)... maybe
this is how we conned them into (n …albeit…
eventually) just: dropping the steering wheel
…in our laps, instead, no reel-biggie-dealio…
for the good of the universe, no time to argue?
("make em pay, so we all getts go for free" -ism)
…and/or… digit… maybe they're all jus… mad?

so …eggregious, they're
gonna …deny they diddit
…right ta yer face, as in…
as if that's the whole point

…they …wub us…
when they …win?

inna whirled wit-out context
…the… dealio thingy …is…
yer not… sposedta …know?
wut con-nect-ions are, even?

well, foist: i'm a sooper nice purple
so i don have anya that baggage
nagging constantly in me hed…
but: horizontally, mainly, yeah?

basically, any thingy that we:
couldna dun technologically
hasta be therefore natural?
wut could be moren That?

if sumn about orthers bothers ya
mebbe yer doin sumn liek that
but / only inna nuther areae?
n so, if ya knew how ta quit
…doin the …thingy that…
boithers… You so… then
ya w/c/should tolly know
jus how ta fun explain it
iz why yer reelee mnad
yer searchin for whirds
but yer nada llowed any
so is kinda fun frustratin
which izza only kinda fun
sum w/c/should …prefer…
so we negotiate wit nature

ever askes …a gas be-in …ta count?
the surreal announcement con-firms:
new shipments o square pegs… but
we're here ta make ya feel welcome
as in in that there could possibly be
somewhere yer really welcome, if:
only ya'd quit askin orther purple
ta luuk inna yellow pages for ya

well i dunno, i don think they
liek me as much as you do
n y'know wut that means
…i'll hafta reada ruum…
n i dunno how ta do that
…so i'll hafta fighger out
how ta ask you …to do it
for me …i can do …orther
thingies… ta make up for it
…liek ol Rube Brothers bits
n they ruined Comet-E, but:
not every buddy's still mnad

…it would be…
revenge …enuf
…if i were jus…
proven …safe?

…foista all, don…
Ment-ion …nuttin
…any buddy duz,
they should know
way bettern dat…

have you been silly?
do you …needta be
…faded …munna?
…now, be honest

why doncha jus…
believe wut i tolja
i jus fun told ya's
mebbe Yer the
de-rated one
…don even
know that

sorry yer lief sux, but
if iz any consolation,
plentya purple gottit
alot fun whirse, ok?

n so when they tellya yer
jus hookin for sympathy…
don tellem ya din expect ta deserve any
reinforce their perception is unavailable

…politics is… for lacka a
better term… fairly sure?

if i hafta believe
…we're friends
…it's okay ta…
level …wit me?

lookin for yer handout?
…ya got yer hand up…

…then i will die…
n then …finally…
earn yer re-spect
…obviously, the…
maximum possible
(tho show-boating)
…be-in only barely
that well be-haved;
albeit …eventually

obviously, i've upset you…
bein dis persistent / patient,
waitin for a straight answer?

i was alreddy in favora that
…go check the records TM
…here's my …perfect copy

so…These mun-keys
'll be given …either…
unaffordable luxury…
or common kindness

…n… then they…
vote each orther:
offa …plannits?

…we thought
…you were
…kiddin?

…when ya…
Call schtick…
schtick liek…
"common fun
…kind-ness"?
it sez ya dunno
wut else ta callit
liek mebbe there's
even no whird for it

that there's nuttin
anyone can say
you jus don…
feel liek doin
'll always be
Just e-nuf…
no one hasta
get… To you
…but, they'll
still Get you
…they may
…alreddy…

sometiumes, it's interesting
cuz you think you can do it
(or, there's orther readons)

yer culture is so anti-
conscientiousness…
yer not even allowed
…ta …know …that?

…so…
…wutta
…bout…
savants?

practice false compliments, liek…
"my, dazza lovely hat yer wearin"?
…but be careful… not every buddy
'll be able ta take that too correctly

cuz you would know better
than …to expect me to…
be able… to believe it?

iz harder ta take any thingies seriously…
when every thingy possibly about ya any
every buddy pretends is sumn fidderent
or jus… somehow incomprehensible…
but, we still tolly got this, we're sayin?

cuz i don do adversarial…
n i needta respect meself
…nowhere ta go for that

…i need …more…
reassurance than…
necessary, mebbe…

n then, alla immigrants n refugees…
're scared sacred …their boass is…
jus gonna pink-slippem inna mornin

jus say: iz rude
…ta …nah be…
optimistic enuf?

well, if I were pink
…i'd slip alot, too?

comet-e bot TM
finds our funnies
…for us… jus…
essentially a foist
poison …shooret?
(witta AI attached)

…where do…
givens lead?

n go away
…smiling…

blank-check
optimism izza
commercial for
…privi-ledges /
entitlements…
we'll …never
even reach?

validate only vacuum
/ nothingness, itself?

brilliant…
schtick…

whererver we're right, we're worng
as long as ya schtick ta that topic?

they'll say you…
havva problem?

if we had to guess, we'd say…
we have to guess, too much?

cuz if being understood…
were a biped moral right?
…purple woulda figgered
…how ta whirka …angle?

so, which sidea the
political spectrum is
sayin we don needta
…underastand stuff?

well, we've:
Tried denial,
but it jus dun
seemta whirk

ah,
but:
dude
…um
…er…

well, I'm glad
…Yer okay…

…why do we
hafta …say
thingies…
liek that?

wut if only abuders had nugs?
i mean who wants that, right?

we jus …act liek
…wut ever you…
think more-null is
…n we getta say

who're you nah
…talkin about?

bein stood under…
izza human right…
(yes, yes… all fine)
but i stand under…
you: well enough?
or anyway that's all
we have time for…
why doncha havva
luuk at summa our
…orther proposals
…while ya …wait?

witta prayer
in one hand,
n sumn else
inna orther?

can we really
callit an attack
if the bad guys
…don wanna?

every thingy izza
lemonade stand?
…or: every thingy
's madea lemons?

i feel …lessn
…reassured

we leap atta chance
ta Claim we dunno?
cuz there may be a
free vacation for it?

would you be scared ta say
…yer boass has too much
power, water, heat, etc…?
(n then, specifically why?)

i will make the case for…
it's ok ta discuss politics…
n that the case makes itself
(so: "what am i doing here?")

ay, man… if it were our fault, we…
wouldn be allowed ta know about it

wut if we made liek
anger issure were
tolly more-null…

wut if i …were able ta say…
any time you were stressed
…waz …alla yer own fault?

listsa things
ta never say

right, so …wut would it be liek: if AI's
cared about wuz …reelee important?

well, i don wanna make ya mnad
but i don wanna make ya mnad?

…wut, you…
don matter?

…iz liek… yer laughin…
pretendin… ta nah notice…
thew bright light in me face…
n …constan …interruptions…
would drive any buddy crazy
but iz nada …llowed ta, me
n it bothers me even more
is why …that'd be funny
or i …coulda talked ya
…outta it …by now?

oh, you liek me…
cuz i'm an artist?
…i wouldna ever
thoughta that one

we think it's:
more liekely
you, indeed,
Don digit us
…specifically
…because…
wut ever that

…i can say
…any thingy
i wan about
you… later
tho, right?

…everywhere …i go…
purple …treat me liek…
i deserve ta be mnad at
…so i apologize, tryn be
friendly / prove i'm a stranger
n so not who they're mnad at
n even that's jus pretended…
that isn't even… hah-pennin
…must be my imagination…

n then …why they're mnad…
mosta all or best i can guess…
but that's not even hah-pennin
so …must be my imagination /
obviously proves i'm insane…
so whirthy only of disdain, but
…i canna figger out wut i dun
so i should never even care?
demonizes conscientiousness

…but if the demons're conscious…

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…
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wut if the demons're conscious…

…wut if consciousness is demonic…

mebbe they're doin it, so
they can say ya wouldn:
accept their …apology?
n i know it don qualify…
but they getta interrupt,
play dumn way better?

…so, every thingy i say, so …think or do:
you jus …interrupt n take a worng way…
i'm in trubble n mean ta be mean ta you?
til that's the only truth i have access to…
n so my only reality… as if i deserve it…
cuz i don even getta know Those rules?

…but, you …Must take…
no answer for an answer
…and / or vice versae…
as wut ya signed up for
…n wit out
complainin
or amendin
iz wut ya signed up for
…n deserve no better
…anyways / or else?

can i treat you liek …that
purple over there needs
…and/or vice versae?
are you bein
inapproptiate
justa blame it on me
cuz wut ever it is, i'll
step up, voluntarily?
…that's how fuulish
that …jus must be?
cuz i'm alreddy
so okay wit…
all wut now?
plug me in

how is that not
weaponized
unfriendly?
…we don
deserve
reality?

it's one thingy …to be scared sacred / sacredly scareda
every buddy's …only pre-tending ta havva worng ideae
n quite anorther ta whirry they might be onta ya for it…
liek are ya in favor of a trvth or a lie… respect or dieth

that's wut passes for respect… when they're comfy
n no buddy thinks you'll ever be able ta pre-tend…
they're also mnad at ya for demonstratin respect…
also authentic uncomfy, then both simultaneously?

…so, not jus… Yer not fallin for it…
but also how… no one else should
…so now, they gotta get ridda ya's
n …dis's the method they choose?

mebbe ya jus canna image in
bein whirthy o re-spect frum…
wut image they're showin ya's

liek if they're bein unreal
…n they know they are…
any bein remotely friendly
is alla still jus in character
…sarcasm defiance irony

any morality / fact-checkin /
transparency-accountability
that's why no one digits you
n de-serve wut you must do
(n also: you'll never prove it)

no one reelee thinks: yer boassy,
or could even be paid ta be mean
…much less wut ever they wanna
say they havva readon ta be liek…
so then, it gets kinda embarrassing

why do you want me to…
think you really think that?

if they hadda whirk ethic
it'd include such respect
…n starta fun bother em

cuz ya can't be abused by sum
buddy n not be afrayeda em…
jus liek ya canna lie ta sum…
buddy n still even digit em…
it jus simply dun whirk ever

there was: never gonna be
a …possibility they had any
more righta be scareda me?

i thought it was okay ta be trapped here
…as long as i was tryna finda way out?

waz that how you becam cuul?
or ya were evev cuuler about it

…notice how they don wan ya
ta know any thingy about em?

…mebbe …jus …if ya could…
possibly be …led ta believe it:
would be …as guud / cuul as

…if ya could only …finda…
better way ta puttit… jus…
wut ever ya reelee wan…

iz jus funny wah
hah-penned ta ya
tellus a story again

i must deserve it
…n also not ever
know why or how

cuz a trve friend
…wouldn let ya
spin inna wind
…then ya say
"roit" n smile

it invalidates our…
history / backstory
…as a distraction
from our values?
n as if iz okay ta

…wherever we're
most readonable

i whirry it's
…not okay /
cuul ta whirry

worng about…
every thingy?
…but, so is
…every
buddy
else?

impervious
to appeal…

well, you have made
me very comfortable

wut makes you think it's
okay ta be how ya are?

…jussat…
question?

yer bein reelee un-cuul
nah lettin me be rvde…

havin trubble / hassle
…witta …mis-u-lator?

how can bein sp
easily insulted…
outrank overrule
simple curiosity?

kinda doublin down
onna lil light gassin

…so, you have…
no way to… know…
when yer own purple…
're bein …honest wit ya?
…they can jus …be …mnad…
even at that, or… no readon at all…
n they get their way, remain in charge…
no buddy even… tries ta stand under it?
if we din have …absolute pruuf ya exist n
ya weren't frum… dis parta our galaxy…
we wouldn even hafta think about this?
if you had something to say we liek…

canna image in it ever bein okay ta be meself
there's nuttin about meself yer even in favora

i was scared…
you'd say i was
…that outta line

if i said: in order for you to be my friend,
you would hafta pretend …that's not the
definition of …the most ridiculous thingy

how can you be
…so …unreal?

ok, reelee quick: why
they wan ya so comfy
wit nah whirryin about
guessin so incorrectly?

my people don wan me
…n won tell me …why…
so, why should i believe
any buddy szez …wut?

i dunno wut yer …talkin about?
but i do know i'm… not the one
preventing, forbidding, banning
communication / understanding /
contributing to avoiding problems,
understanding em even after a fact

allat ego opportunity?
…no …self-esteem…
yer own …fun …fault

still… need me …ta feel…
bad …n crazy …n scared
…for jus …not knowin i…
havva straight answer yet?
such …scurrilous charges?

if you jus…
wut, again?
bugged yer
own office?
then, wut'd
…we say?

if you jus wheeled wit
hand carts n interns…
a tonna empty boxes,
or fulla blank papers,
that would be …wut
…legendary, again?

cuz: will-full ignorance
is the obvious culprit?

…i know
…i don't
…have
…this

triggered by
ignoring the
…obviously
…obviously

wondering why
my opinion is…
so important or
…even matters

i'm sorry i off-ended every buddy
by surviving / doin wut i waz told
…sumn embarrassing, i guess?
(sumn …embarrassing, i guess)

so, i was whirried ya were outta get me
…now, whether ya reelee are …or not
…the appropriate response …is not…
then bein outta get me no matter wut

're ya tryna
finda truth…
or backa lie?

cuz
that's
all it is

ok, so: yer a brilliant
"fees-a-key-a-trist"?
askin …how many
plannits there are
in dis star system
n then, ya hear a
"excellent" over a
space-station's…
intercom system?
so now yer a poet
(which: no respect
…so: yer outta line
jus… tryna be cuul)
is there: any thingy ya can do,
ta even… tryn make up for it?
which …causes ya ta wonder
or keep hidden yer capablea
askin even anyone outloud:
"how many fees, per key?"
so …there's a trick to it…
n… yet, any trist implies
…there's a 3rd player?
any gamea 3D chess
even always… any?

…is not their job…
any thingy …bad…
hah-penninm ta us?
so …any thingy bad
that hah-pens ta us
…they can jus say
is not their job, so
they interrupt alot
n …then they win
…so: we're losers
but, even that's ok

ya need me ta jus:
overrwrite any nice
…wit …pretending
ta be nice instead?
i don havva …insert
key liek you do, tho?

…ok… see how …comfy ya are…
interrupting n changin the subject,
as if ya reelee misunderstood me,
n 're tolly bein appropriate wit me,
so allat is more-null insteada me?
liek it'd be …reelee rudea me ta…
notice, schtick up for meself any?
so me brain's bein reprogrammed
…my permission is not required…
that's an automatic service, sumn

…make a …gesture, mebbe…
that …sez… ya digit em, but…
still …tolly know they're crazy?
so they hafta quit fuzzin wit ya;
n not even havva problem wittit

…sum times …purple need time…
ta get usedta… dealio fun thingies?
n sum times, they jus need thingies

if we hadda product and/or service?
mebbe sum orthers found …useful?
they'd lettup onnus a lil bit each day

yer only gonna havva second ta talk
ya hafta make em "nah whirry" wittit
n somehow manage bein unscathed

unless ya wanna self-discredit yerself
n they're alreddy way better at this, so
don even hafta admit they know that?

be the selfishness apologist
then reject the unacceptable
but havva fun following foist?

if any buddy were nice, or thought i was,
we …wouldn hafta keep …redefining it?
…checkin definitions …for …munitions?

you would never do that
…to someone nice, tho…

…check for secret doors
…n …roll for surprise…
then roll for initiative…

izzit jus… ya have ADHD&D…
n're a lil embarrassed about it?
i thought ya were outta get me

'ow is it not rude for anyone to liek jus
blow a stadium horn in someone's ear
…whether ya jus asked em a question
n they jus started answerin it …or not?

mebbe ya askem ta quit
n then why they athe ya
n then that is rude, so…

cuz every thingy there is
it's liek ya hafta guess n
sometimes that's all it is

…n then,
yer liek…

…n liek…
yer then…

yer the one tryna find
fault wit every thingy?
n always findin sumn

n once they getcha there
any thingy can be nuttin?

so, there's always
…sumn wit you…
so it must be you

meanwhile, yer
still tryna figger
out wuttit fun is

…demonize…
congeniality…

they need you not believin em…
ta be whirsen them bein mnad?

you don reelee even liek us n
iz okay we dunno any better?

congenialize…
demonization…

they jus don wanna be in trubble / hassle
…fur …wut ever they're …reelee upta…

that's it: they think
…we're onta em…

people / purple… wit-out: people / purple…
o their own… how do they …do anythingy?
…are we sayin they …do it all: emselves…
that that's so impressive …they're honored
jus by: anyone who can't …izza fun loser?
so where is the horizon again, all relative?
're they bein all …vertical… wittus, again?

we could try: sum sorta …therapy, onnem…
cuz any evil dun to them izza auto-injustice
…don hafta be nice, ta get wut they wan…
if it's reelee offensive to not auto assume:
they're tolly on yer side, no whirries ever
…that may indeed be parta the bargain;
the only part necessary …so, try that…

they will say we couldn possibly know
n then …run away real quick, so they
don hafta be disproven / discredited
…even on …justa lil thingy as that?

we could call it "evasive early" …then?
w/c/should call it "evasive early" now?

not jus me who cares about such
alleged dealio fun thingies, then?
n we gots: alla best purple onnit?

have ya ever been ta:
elected malady land?
dya know where it is?

iffa 9 turned …outta be a 6
…we could tolly say sum…
nips're tryna survive, which
would be unfair to a boass?

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so, if we …approach this puzzle…
as if they are all guud intentioned?
are we more or less likely to comae
up witta equitable solution, or is that
pruuf enuf to condiser as openly that
they're not interested in such thingies
n even engineered manipulated it all:
so that …our suffering is inevitable, n
they getta even jus get high off that…
indefintely, as our only real purpose?
let's see if orther tests confirm that…
(technology commercial inna minna)
passa lie detectror o'er me real quick

sum times when they …say, "ohh"?
…it's …like they're …really sayin…
"yeah, well… yer… de-rated, so…
wuddya gonna… fun do about it?"
cuz then they …always bail …n…
leave us hangin / stranded …tolly
knowin they caused our problem?
…are profiting, from even alla it…
especially jus enjoyin our sufferin;
n there's nuttin we can do about it
cuz no one cares about us really
so much so that they're the ones
who …care about us the most? n
we really do, not jus cuz we hafta,
believe that …deep in our hearts?
n sum times when they say, "ooh"
so always say "what?" back ta em

so then, the in-form-at-ion:
on …where …alla… these
…orther thingies …are…
becomaes …the most…
valuable thingy there is

wut if we could make… 11:11
…on 11/11 …a hollow daze…
that we all knew n all full well:
where …every buddy inna fun
whirled… waz gonna be then?
n becameo the part we lieked

izzit a: con-fuzz-ion they liek?
or jus don wanna talka bout?

right, cuz then sum purple'd
jus gahed n whir-ship 1:23
…even justa be fidderent

n then, sum orther purple
'd jus… gahed n in-vent
fidderent squiggly lines

ok, so …the …last thingy they
wanna get …so …busted for…
is justa …pretending to liek us?
they'll even pretend to be mnad
…and/or …that easily insulted…
unless that… whirks for em, too?

…prove it dun whirk for em,
spend all day onna project…
prove ya hafta use non-math
ta make it seem like it makes
sense ta any sensical being?
n then …force it to, anyways;
so jus… break the numbers?

but, usin …their own rules only
…so it …tolly …absolves you…
yer jus …tryna do as they sed…
which includes bein responsible
…so ya got the encyclopedia…
to hayalp, where that's allowed
n then track wut all facts exist?
n wut has better privi-ledges?
for anyone ta stand under?
if iz their own choice to?

too smart
…and nice
and fumnny

anyway, mebbe
…playin dumn…
izza part they liek
n we w…/c/should
…run more… tests…
but, then …they'd say
…that's… the fun part…
ay, We …really liek, so…
(enda disc-cushions etc.)
we guess… we're …all…
jus gonna hafta go wit-out

so, maybe it's …not that
runnin outta …smokes n
sodaes is …unavoidable?
n the disaster that ensues
is thus our fault, or our job
to remedy, or avoid or feel
guilty, that we never can?
…maybe …even jus…
fallin for that schtick
…is wunna the tolly
avoidable thingies
behind sum wall
…o confuzion…

wouldn even disc-uss
they canna talka bout
…poly-tix, but …they
sure go ta whar over
it n albeit eventually
so if yer …not so…
quick onna uptake
ya get filtered out
as an auto-irony
so they all high
n proud Of it?

so, y'know how there's…
every color o yer rainbow,
most colors o our rainbow
kindsa purple from my …space plannit
…which is all based on …geography /
location / buncha ran-dumn thingies?
n, then when glow-bull cuul-in started
we all hadda go even …way deeper?
…ta get closer to a molten magma…
where water is …warm enuf ta grow
fun gus, so Guy …can convey ta us
how ta build technology n escape ta,
meet orther purples in space, where:
'e also hazza presence there… from
iz native dimensional plane / place?
well… we all enjoyed each-orthers'
company n presence, at foist, but?
hadda in-vent presents, ta present
each orther wit… so as ta prepare
us for the time o plenty bein nigh?
n encounterin a resta ya's also so
now you see us as bein, relatively
very unmaterialistic, n as a policy,
but… you's need more thingies…
liek …start witta distribution bot?

so, it was the purples vs the reds…
n then, the greens n blues got inta it
n then, the yellows n oranges, so…
then, alla orther colors hadda join in
…n we realized: Guy waz jus fuzzin
not wit jus us but also any …orthers
out there we might meet inna fuzzy
fun furutue, cuz extra-dimensional
be-ins don reelee need so digit us
or thinka us as fellow be-ins even
they jus turn us ta one side, they
canna even see us… jus liek us
but onna nuther level… ta them
so izza bout wut matters is wut
…iz all Guy mebbe tryna say?
but it could be iz partner, Gus
we jus don havva minds ta…
comprehend the details ta…
xplain it even to each orther
so we spose it don matter, n
yet serves as sum distraction
n we wonmder wut we missed
n then luuk around at all wut…
seemsta us ta be so important
n we luuk in places we ain yet
z'when we're reddy ta explore
…Gus n Guy presence is felt?
tricked into every thingy so far
n even that iis justa silly ideae

i think iz
ridiculous
i matter…
n yer not
lettin on

if ya ever do sumn…
that calls for the crod
ta hide moren hayalp
…yer sayin ya gottit?
…those're the rules?

how much preparation…
per seconds o distraction;
liek wuz yer ratio average?

anyone still wonderin
wut hah-penned ta
Those …purple?

n the bitter …irony is that…
while they're celebratin bein
treated bettern… they would
…any orther …were …they
…where they …wanna be?
purple're disectin even dat
as a violation o bipedalia?
as if we hadda examine?

…the kindsa zoids…
ya hafta put up wit:

You prolly know…
schtick i'm allergic
ta, moren I do …n
'll never Tay'll me

…who has…
morea righta
expectation:
you or me?
n: about…
me or you

we'll pretend liek it din hah-pen
even if ya were datin an invalid

mis-under
-stand-in…
witta smile,
only thingy
available?

…jus …allergic ta…
secrets n lies, is all…
canya say: wut else?

nah, i …don …athe …you…
but i …know bettern ta think:
yer nah… digglin me demise

they will say we …deserve ta suffer
if we fell for sumn, beyond sum line
…cuz: invisible, ta us, on sum level
…as if …that's wut… really matters
/ only …important …thingy, to em?
so wut're They tryna get better at?

…obviously, no …ideae…
wut… yer …talkin about…
or how ta get ya ta tell me

that the …silliest ghinty
should be …so much…
endless trubble / hassle
i mean, when izzit: okay
ta jus give up? …n then
wut ever that …means?

if yer …mnad at me…
for sum unknown, yet
perfectly guud readon
i prolly shouldn tellya
…wut i …think it is…
n mebbe ya sense it
onna deeper level…
i din know i hadda…
righta be …mnad…
much less …digit it all;
incoherently, if i hafta…

why should you…
not …care for me?
…if i …care, even…
wut you: thinka me?

if ya canna …imagine em: carin about
(liek pausin… n lookin up atta angle at)
…any thingy ya say …mebbe yer jus…
simply not sposedta… even be able ta?

ok, liek… a bagazillion zerl-gons from now,
purple'll… prolly be luukin atta More Rush?
(izzit a mountain or a monument, now/yet)?
n they'll say lookit how it seems liek there's:
a handfulla faces starin inta the/our furutue
n then …pensively: "isn't nature amazing?"
n then …passively: "aren't We amazing?"
n then …luuk at ya, liek ya better agree
…but if ya can't, it means yer honest…
n that's …the only …kinda purple they
even condiser ever bringin out this far
…for one thingy, the torrid zone starts

n see alla barbed-razor-electro-wire?
the thingies that are important to do?
they're …way more important to you:
as something i cannot be guudy nuff,
n you don even hafta avoid disaster?
so …it demonizes conscientiousness,
n yer pretending to not understand it?
which is demonizin… consciousness?
we're sposedta be okay no matter wut
even inna facea disaters consumin us
…long as we smile n don even care…
that'll make every thingy better …soon

n notta interrupt, but:
am i sposedta think
…i could ever say
any thingy whirth
listening to? …or
how duzza power
o positive thoughts
becomain thingies…
actually reelee whirk?

they're sayin… see, so:
they …care morea bout
/ iz …more …important
universally …you… jus
…accusin… Them of…
only reelee pretendin ta
…misunderstand ya's…
than you …experiencing
/ …noticing …bein …so…
effectively misunderstood;
i mean liek: waz yer prob?
you can jus gahed n be…
any thingy ya fun wan…
we'll back ya up onnit…
so, liek: waz yer point?

well, no… i don
ahve any "4Q"
for any buddy
but i do have
sum: "wutta-
fuzz izza fuz
matta wit ya"
open already
…wouldja liek
sum? …'ere…
lemme …pour
it on yer hed?
…lettit …soak
inta yer brain?

wut …levela…
dishonesty…
're ya …soo
…prepared
ta endure?

they're liek…
o course iz…
meanta be…
intentionally
debilitating
…z'wut we:
do fora livin
…but nunna
those whirds
…so …weird

when has there ever been…
any thingy even about me…
that wasn't alla bout me, but:
(as in) as if even that's okay…
yet any thingy even about me?
…see, still nuttin ta do wit me…
so don go n say yer fair there…
provin iz nah cuul ta be liek dis

just inna nicka time…
realized the plus to…
lacka communication

…Guud Guys TM…
watchin a whole time
…Better stay hidden /
any anonymous mouse
…while we're still writers

iz not that yer makin em laugh
it's the ideas that are funny
their whole main strategy
is ta change wut that is
so, finda …better way
…ta fun …put …that

yer averse ta bein worng, liek ya:
got yer hand smacked, n i needta
finda …better way ta fun put that?

we should take it as a compliment
whirkin together ta solve problems
…is so important to em they hafta
go away n think about it for awhile

yer sposedta have my back
on all dealio thingies you…
acknowledge are threats?
/ …situations to avoid…

avoidin
disaster
izza part
we liek…

i thought all my friends knew
they could call me an idiot
anytime that appropriate

the thingies
we think're
important?

important
thingies…
thinka us?

the cases …that…
make themselves:
we're sayin …tolly
don even needta
…commaercial?

…mebbe if we jus…
changed a subject…
we'd seem silly enuf
ta nah whirry about?

wut makes me think
i shouldn take off me
mirrored sunglasses?
…it …is a poker game

normalizing…
demonizing…

ya need me ta be
…cuuler, for you?

it's goal-posting TM…
normalizing: there's…
nuttin anyone can do
bein ok with that only
n then not noticing…
only fun possibility…

they'll get… off-ended…
if yer too …scareda em…
they'll take it …personally,
even tho ya …dunno em?
…n it tolly whirks for em…
so: be more …diplomatic?

…i thought ya were bein…
dishonest, to my detriment
…n doubling down onnit?
i sensed disparagement
…i apologize, that was
…outta …linea me…

ya ever think…
purple jus don:
wanna getcha?

you're really
…selfish…
aren't ya?

see, cuz… i really believed
…i jus …wun …qualified?

still obligated ta give ya's
the benefit of the doubt /
suspension of disbelief?

there izza stone wall:
around yer …hearth?

n then a commercial comaes on
wit jus wut ya always wanted…
an answer …for …any thingy?

so, the only way i'm not un-cuul
is if i …din exist inna foist place
n …there that lands in me lap?

iz: either a …prop-
blem or a solution?

if ya never hearda it
…ya needta re-lax…

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…ok, how bout…
i'm sorry you were
…put in …sucha…
uncomfy …posish?
as ta hafta… admit
yer nada llowed ta:
admit any uncomfy
w/c/should possibly
even exist, reelee?

iz liek: we wubbem…
but there's no gettin a…
straight answer outta em…
n that's the only real function…
n that only whirks for only them…
anyways nuttin we got is guudy nuff…
nor will ever be, includin: usedta it any?

so… i thought it was… sooper easy?
(or tolly so that easily jus gonna be)
…cuz …i was told …notta whirry…
but …that's all there was to it, cuz
…all i ever do is …unsuccessfully
tryn explain meself, as unwhirthy
but: that's all there is ever okay?
n gettin usedta this is jus: angry
n 'til i can produce summa that
as sum kinda valid commodity
presumably combattin: whirry
which has yetta be explained
…thoroughly / satisfactorially

we're… gonna get …ridda…
ya's …ASAP, don …whirry…

canna be the only purple ta…
've tried ta explain that right…

see, if it sez They're bnad purple… n
true or not, collectively or individually
…so… intentionally or …ortherwise
…doincha …even …know… yer…
proper fun …place in …thhingies?

i feel liek thgere's no …me bein
judged / appreciated correctly?
n it's all my fault, necessarily?

jus checkin ta make sure ya
…reelee canna do it yerself?

every buddy's gotta baby-sitter gene
…cuz: for bagazillions o zerl-gons…

oh, yeah? …well, jus… Tryn…
be as funny as that wit-out me

did you know …i can tay'll
if yer nice or upta sumn…
wit-out even luukin at ya?

we fake munna Buy-den / Bye-den…
n Hair-ish, n O'Bahaha n Hilarity, TM;
cuz we wub… cuz they wub… despite
it bein discredited …so …as soon as…
famous enough for… That to be funny?
Then you'll have: That pruuf we're cuul;
til then, we're busy writin orther schtick

you won't get accuseda
any thingy from me… no
matter wutta situation is…
but, i still reelee do needta
know… all waz hah-pennin
…so, i will now commence
ta start guessin randomly…
until i name rumplestiltskin
…which then they all hafta
comae outta hiding, okay?
…n quit wut they're doin?
n name alla compatriots
n all wut They're upta?
so pro-test con-flict…

relationships are
not transactional
(here, anyways)

…n purple, nah
weapons ta be
so stockpiled

they'll get mnad
if yer onto em…
their only tay'll?

so, inna eventa…
an interplanetary
ground invasion?

we: hah-pen ta have…
alreddy at our disposal
countless minions, ta…
jus …unleash upon em

it's only a problem if ya care
n no one's ever hearda that
every buddy's fine wittit, so:
Yer the odd-AF purple out?
(how duzzit make ya feel?)

…scared, yet, that's …all
ya …really …care about?
frustrated-AF that's sold
as a valid fun question?
replacing alla orthers?

if only …re-spect
…weren't …so…
shadow banned?
i feel liek i …don
de-serve …any
…information
…especially
important?
…ta me…

n justa nuff
ta get me ta
say, hopefully
"oh, yer …jus
…followin yer…
own rvles, right?"
cuz, dazza poifect
setup fora …fuzzy
fun puynchline ya
alreddy written?

jus: "so, wait…
lemme …get…
dis …straight"?

n i don deserve yer
kind-ness / re-spect
…as long as …i don…
give up my wherewithal…
jus… you know my history…
n …any orther thingy, but …specially…
anya my needin to make sure i'm okay?
cuz every time sumn bnad hah-penned
it waz cuz i got so guilt-conned outta it?
n that means i don deserve any respect
so i hafta storm off n write off n rule out?
that's the real only value ya have for me
n you will pout n steam n mute until i do
via me thinkin …i'm worng if yer mnad?
…so you prove i can tell when ya lie…
but even that couldn possibly matter?

i wish i hadda brain-pan
to let ya… interrupt n…
change a fun subject
…all ya fun wanted
n …still not forget
the …questions
…i had for ya?

surely, This must off-end
/ prove we're all friends?

embarrassing havin a…
sensea humor, anymore

…n see, yer problem is…
you really think yer guilty
jus cuz they insist ya are
and those're yer friends;
that's wut friendly is, so:
ya… Are guilty o that…
those dizzying values?

they're sayin …previous
…generations' …eraes…
had at their witty disposal
certain philosophies, that
whirked better for em, n:
…they …miss thingies…
whirkin out …that well…

n are: coincidentally, say…
prepared ta demonstrate?
…n that's when they yell
…no, we're all worng…

yer jus: interruptin n
…dis-agree-in wit…
every thingy i even
tryn say, aincha's?

so it is often that…
my existence is…
neither requested
…nor required…

…permits …ony…
misunderstanding
…no us about us
/ zero us with us

well, ya…
know any
…jokes?

…i know…
100 purple

i upset purple;
we w/c/should
so embrace…
unconditional
rejection so…
i never been…
complimented
/ apologized…
to / for / about:
so eloquently?
n meant it, yet
…so… sorry…

…the …impatience …required …is…
as incredulous as: incredulosity, itself
…only ridicule …the ridiculous, try…
cuz: hippies make fun of themselves
…jus liek: sneaky is as sneaky does
backin up a hole card corner pocket
…just in case we prove necessary?

they want the loser
yer dressed liek…

Yeah, n i'm accusin
You o sumn, now…

but… you know i have no anger issues…
so… i have …automatic immunity from…

what agency
do you claim
i even have?

it's …notta place
for …purple who
…have …rights?

pity, not
respect?

how is it not
…immoral?

how is it not contempt
…for existence itself?

how is it not
intentionally
debillitating?

as long as
we don get
…wut now?

we don getta know
why we're un-cuul?
but needta be okay
with that, mosta all

mebbe list…
alla positives

ya don merit yer own agency…
but don whirry, cuz that either?

do you need me to be worng
about every thingy, even this?

the engineers…
havva theeree…

i think we can jus push a button
n get alla alien devices ta jus…
melt-down in their parkin spots

how is it yer not the missle?
pretending to digit us, but…
guiding only to destruction?

n it jus alla comaes down ta:
iz every misunderstanding…
…hidin a disaster… so far…

if ya deserved a straight answer
…ya wouldn hafta ask… n ya…
don even know that, so… wut…
respect w/c/should ya have any
real use for… orthern neglect?
…obfuscation… into oblivion?

…it's not even… do i liek it or not…
that's jus …for lacka a better term…
but we never do getta round ta me…
n no one's acknowledgin that even…
which is a crucial elemtna any thingy
n no one's acknowledgin that even…
which is a crucial elemtna any thingy
…so fa …we been …able to detect…
n even that's not bein acknowledgies

we could talkta
each-orther…
or jus ask ya
…out-right…

…why dya wanna
make it out liek…
i'm a whirst purple
inna …spectrum?

…you …feel: that …uncomfy?
you wanna …see a …doctor?
visit a med-vending-machine,
wait in line here …all winter?
there's parkin places openin
…around here, sum-whars?

cuz when …re-spect …equals…
acknowledgement …mosta all…

politics is the sould
of wut it means ta
be alive or social
…so… to deny it
…is to be exiled
…n suffocated?

…we should all go…
live in our UFO/RVs
…n then nah whirry

i believed promises
my heart is broke
is why i deserve
…no respect…
in advancer…
or, i am much
con-fuzzed…
you tell me…

"i wouldn expect
ta deserrve any
thingy i need"?
implies a tone

we're sayin a whirled
dun even hafta Tryn
play along …makes
…perfect …sense /
…is… tolly okay…

…they're sayin…
the only …use…
tyhe have for us
not even any alla
meanie demeanin
they seemta havva
fave fuzzy thingy for
but that we invented
fire… n the wheel, n
can …possibly …see
through their schemes
n explain it, so… orthers
who do not, suddenly do
…n are thvs …set free?
…however …irritatingly
…albeit …eventually…

…i think …every buddy
wantsta live next-door
ta Paco's Tacos TM…
that's the whole point
…only dealio thingy is
once they do, n they do
though albeit eventually
hilarity inevitably ensues
n then …the place itself
hasta move a-fun-way
n then …those purple
're tolly schtuck there,
no readonable readon
which then becomaes
the premise / pretense
o any place, anywhere
so: no place calls em-
selves that, anymore
nah just outta polite
(character method)

n the …modern… filter is… jus:
who needs fun …hayalp, any?
can …possibly be tricked inta
askin a cop for direct-ions…
or timea day a sum buddy
witta taser on their belt?
but …way back then…

if yer con-fuzzed
as ta yer reality…
'ere's wut ya do…
ask an …expert…

when there's no bad thingies
they can further use ya for…
outta doity / sneaky / …nasty
tricks ta pull n blame on ya…

n then, if yer scared…
they'll say yer poutin?
so …hold that sacred
/ keepit: mysterious…

any buddy do ther anti-acid-tests?
…well, those of us who may have
…sposedly: jus startin ta wear off;
mebbe nah sure wut all's surreal?

here's how ta tell how old i am…
if ya ask me ta …say …do sumn
…n i say, "eh… i don feel liek it"?
…i'm prolly younger than i really am
…that's the key to alleged immortality
…liek space expanding, producing time
the more stuff we do, the quicker we age
n they kept it a secret frum our generation

so, wait… lemme get dis straight…
yer generation dunno it getsta say
"eh… i don feel liek it" …or nuttin?

we thought
…it was up
…to …us…

didja get mnad at me…
for sumn i din even do?
…dya need me ta… still
…think i …reelee …did?

n then, that Did cause:
sumn ya legit don digit
…so, now… yer mnad
…at us…for that…?

…cuz… well, then…
we're outta guesses
n how's That go over?

so silly we
…stopped
…noticing

normalizing normalization
…more-null is what ever
every buddy …else is?
…so is tolly …cuul…
thvs you are… not?

if yer prime directive… is ta be
addicted to denial …or make
…orthers …unfamiliar with
their own details / reality?

they were …sent here …to ensure
we …not exist …inna foist place…
is lieka punchline, wit-outta setup
…you seemta be playin dumn ta?

1338
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1340

ok, but: at
55,427 BC
…Arcturus
crosses 75°
…but, that's
in our sky…
and it might
notta been
that bright
that early
yet… so:
karma?
…still…
applies?

ok, so…
is smokin
3 smokes
atta time…
twice a day
sum kinda
fuul pruuf
meth-od
ta make
any wun
someone
sum thin…
quit for lief…
tolly willingly,
i'm messin up:
n yer nada jus…
llowed ta tell me?

ok, well…
digit dis…

the conversations
ya wander into…
the next room of

nature documentaries…
wannus ta think… that's
…how the universe …is
…nature documentaries
(somewhere, a narrator)
…n where do we fit in…
oblivious ta observation

…how can
there be…
absolute…
free-dumn
o integrity…
if ya dunno:
yer …whirth
any thingy?

a doll n a half,
justa see us…

…possessed…
by comedians…

allaour ancestors
…'re …veterans…

cuz, once we get inta
conversations liek dis
iz usually all over wit?

they con-fuzzed our mark…
wit these tapes onna floor…

we have no… rights ta bein:
taken even …half seriously
(our purpose… is sarcasm)
now go out there n gettem

…thank you all, for assembling…
the time traveler whars: are so…
back as far in history as ya wan
if ya erver finda purple / nipple
tricked inta bein lessn gruuvy
it'll be obviously so triocked
we can project it as prollys
n call each frame a flag…
right on any wall we wan
any timea day or night…
(scary only ta bad guys)
so we can sleep at night
…or even during a day…
thvs …begins …our play

…i told em
…i told em
ta: E-on…

now we gotta comet comin…
call me a union rep, though…
lemme avoida trubble / hassle

n it don require / desewrve
a tiny fraction o dis schtick
but i feel i must address it
(not anya my busy mess)

i feel embarrassed
to have once again
stumbled into a trap
where i must seem?
even moren dis silly
morten i'm used to?

cultures vote
…internally…

If there were: a greeting…
that din require, foist we…
reject our own premises…
for ya… denying ourselves
wouldja lettus even Use it?
could we… Know about it?
n if it made the fidderence
where we… gotta survive
wouldja lettit not be foul?
dya need it even simpler
prolly more access-able
/ a buncha thingies, we
don alreddy have for ya
even yet, din know any?
…possible ta …find out?

there is, for example, a straight line
that can be drawn between corners
…of all three main Giza Pyramids…

n there's, so far, endless things like that… still checking…
almost as if there's no measurement you can make here
that there isn't something even more interesting about it

the pyramids themselves
or the 3 center top points
are each / all equidistant
…from the same point…
5000.00 cubits exactly…
the chances of that are…
one inna astro-nomical…
and there's another, so…
n not …two in one, but…
one in two astro-nomicals
…just in case there were…
skeptics among us, needed
Us to be encouraged enuf…
we're permitted to proceed?
or… they will still play dumn

i havva joke… izza bout jokes;
n how no buddy's reddy for it?
mebbe they're all clued inta it,
how …any alla jokes're reelee
justa bout us, from our perspective;
how the joke's on us, or we're silly;
only real funny relevant, anyways?
w'ever yer laughin at, ya don gettit
…yer the one wit yer fly unzipped n
reelee why any buddy else is: even
…interested in… changin a subject
…or jus …tuned out, so:
they always say, "wut?"
n then …i hafta …say it, again…
n then they don hear it even then
so i hafta default / defer / fallback
to the furthest reach from comedy
jus the straightest, more-null
…non-funny …clinical even
…wut ever i wanted ta say
that must be jus how they
take over… every galaxy
…jus make us give up…
not even try ta be funny
…so then …we miss…
a crucial relevant truth…
that funny is wut saves us
…any single time we have

…do you… think we know…
enough …about the whirled
…to be able ta make …well-
informed enough opinions?
…do you know there are…
orther purple inna whirled
…besides …ourselves?

every buddy inna universe
…needsta be a rockstar…
n there's nuttin else reelee
we needta do wit out lieves

…jus jam out all day n nite?
n go to each orthers' shows
no lessn ta show support, n:
no moren wut we can afford

they're… Anti
any …thingy
in …normal /
…more-null
economics…
which favors…
the little guy TM…
…more than them…
n either way ya thinka it…
see, they fancy themselves…
so… righteous at being selfish…
n… such …guud… sales-purple?
that they …can …sell the ideae…
that greed is somehow beneficial
n no one has a better argument
but it requires redefining terms
which you somehow let them
wriggle that away from you

anyways, alla those
chances ya shoulda
/ roads better taken?

jus… alert ya ta parallel universes where
…schtickity whirks out more preferably…

z'therea …real purple
bound n gagged, in…
sum …broom closet?
they're gonna blame
every thingy on …n…
duck outta back way?

n iz scary, cuz… i know… if bad guys ever
got / retained / remained in power again…
they'd comae up wit sum way you'd hafta
mail me to them, wit no questions asked;
n no one thinks any guud comaes frum it
but: ya'd be oblighated ta tell me iz okay
in that exact same tone o voice… so…

n then, o course, by the time ya get there
there's no way yer ever gonna …be Able
ta believe …any thingy any buddy sez, n
there's no way that's ever gonna go over
…so yer justa scared divide n conquer…
as mechanism / message, only purpose
…n even if every buddy …knows that…
there's nuttin …any buddy can ever do

n only thingies
we canna do…
wazzat called?
havina: older /
better purple?

so now, ya hafta…
any thingy ya need
try n fail n be a brat
or else n they never
…say they're sorry?
cuz, they jus wouldn
…do it right …n they
can do …no worng…
so now we know how
ta operate a cubible
…and take a hint…

ok, we're …onyl gonna
…give ya …thingies ya…
canna do for now / awhile

we dunno we have permission …ta takea break…
mebbe cuz orthers getta be …so cranky about it?
n then, payin attention, cuz… they're well rested…
guess who now owns that: whole entire distinction
(n then wut else canya say, while yer on vacation)

n then, sum times, occasions:
as quickly as possible means
thingies in their proper order
that also works for painless;
and not always overlapping
individuals upsets …but, if:
you can just sort by …that

settin here… alla day
…nuttin fun whirks…
nada llowed ta notice
ever any …even then

so, liek…
the …kinda
place where…
of ya knew how
ta play a triangle…
it'd be tryin too hard?
so, then …this joke…
also …fully qualifies?

mebbe we jus
needta do it…
And for it ta be
easy enuf ta do

if the main readon why we're worng
is cuz …someone lied / misdirected
…we …tendta get …more mnad at…
not gettin our way, or wut we expect
…even if there's no one else's fault
but, then… if anyone can say iz Us
n we're …bound ta follow that lead

…knowin …alotta schtick
ya usually don …see alot
…mebbe jus …don reelee
…hafta comae …up enuf?

…yer not bein… fiddicult…
on purpose again, are ya?

well, that's the …problem with crying wolf…
people don't believe you when they should?
cuz they had to believe when they shouldn't
…n now they're unable to anymore… so we
just have to blame each other …(sure, now)
…which is …why bad guys have… so many
…wolf like …costumes …n con-trapt-ions…

start at… runnit for me…
say i wanted ta do sumn
reelee complicated, that
no one innis room wants
any buddy ta be: Able ta
much less ever hah-pen;
how fiddicult izzit alreddy
wut else can we… jus so
hah-pen ta fun throw attit
while passin as more-null
n how our chances digit it

yer sposedta get / be …mnad…
so they can disenfranchise you,
n …then they can go on lunch?
izza only important thingy really

Whuddya do
When ya run
outta people?

when …R&D n…
HR …are …right…
nexta each orther…

Say …say all the real stories
took place somewhere else…
could we just go move to that
space planet n give alla these
nice people the empty houses
plus or minus wut fidderence?

It's
not
…offensive, that…
we have no rights
…as much as…
we’re interfering

wit sum ideal, which
…inna goin properly
that they can blame
on …whoever… ya
know least about…
n who …wut boass
…hazza leasta lose

but if yer nada
llowed ta know
…anya those…
thingies, see…

So: there is a conscientious responsibility TM…
to things working out correctly… so… rounding
to the nearest round number, if we’re in a hurry
as often as you'd expect, statistically, which…
those numbers …fluctuate …the most, when
…wut levers get pulled …n who …hazzem?

So, y’see how…
“I like you, don Whirry”…
Is never not offensive scary
Intentional or otherwise n
To …any of those things…

If ya havta be
As mean as…
Any buddy else
Even in yer past
See how there’s
Lotta room for
Any unknown
Higher ups…

I don't think…
Anybody thinks
…there Is any
Real use for me
…None of these
ideas are my own,
Just basic generic
…honesty …oh…

Well, we’ve demonized everything else in its proper order,
…I guess we’ll move into the back of the line for a while…

n then, on Vega 5
Before the unions
Even comedians…
The whirled is right…
It’s just not the same
…Without …them…

…n then, yer like…
I’m: sorry, I’m not…
Scared of you, I…
din know the rules
except even that’s
…not …cool, so…

we lern ta …finish our plates
…wut ever we even notice…
n askin is pointless anyways
so: they serve us wut serves
them, so we can serve them
n then back n forth between
mirrors n in wut dimentsions
til ya can measuera: speeda
timespace accurately enough

n see, the purple inna audience
…think …that's why yer doin it
…justa over atop impress em
…cuz… yer doin That so well

which …then… they'd get…
all… off-ended, if ya knew
…n so on …n so on…

ya never …been…
off-ended, have ya
…even …including
…jus right now…

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The kinda place teaches ya
…whether ya like it or not…
whether ya …need it, even
(especially inappropriately):
Anything you …need, yer…
gonna hafta do n get n think
n be …all by yer self …only?
(n so they don hafta hayalp?)
n… anything ya… don’t need
…they’re… gonna givvit to ya
(make ya stronger if it lliks ya)
n there’s …nuttin ya can …do
about it… n daz wutta whirld is
n if yer …not adjusted, already
iz all yer fault so they don hafta
even respect or pay attention to

thingies liek …thet…
they alreddy …sed…
wazza matta… ya ain
been payin at-tent-ion?
yer tryna disrespect em?
…or jus: pre-tend… oho…
alla / any thingies ya (btw)…
never even fun hearda: wut?
starin attem …readin ya …n:
proudly smilin they caught ya
imaginary …listsa atrocities…
cuz that's how: They're bein…
that's how guilty… Thay are n
wut punishment …They feel…
They deserve… n Impatiently,
n wanna be billed for that, too
…n if ya byumped up against
Them, or their fancy UFO/RV
it'd be sumn they're prepared
…ta deal wit, for …alreddy…
n needya ta hayalp guidem:
through a …resta their day

otherwise ye reelee Ain whirth nuttin
that is what the overwritten thought is
hurry up n get witta resta a program

n they'll tellya they din have
sarcasm back in any day
there will be no sensea
humor inna furutue
we're the pinnacle
o civilization so far
n yer only hopea
survival is ta jus
shaddap n do wut yer told
n if ya hafta be pushy ta
a coupla non believers
heren there alonga way
we're inna hurry, mebbe
that's wut the gods getta
invent time machines
one day ta prevent
meanwhile, go
do yer response
ability / damn duty
n be quick about it n
cheerful when ya get back
however manner ya can manage it
the message is wuz important
iz xactly how i interpret it

Cuz you have to understand you…
have to understand people are…
just scared of people like you…
especially misprounouncing…

i don't think i even could: seem
liek i …know how to …refer to
…any thingy, or …any buddy…
they seem to have comae for
communication, from the side…

Okay, well… you know I dunno wut
…I’m doin worng… unless that’s it?

you So don deserve re-spect, you
don even know …i ain even nice;
i'm jus pre-tendin ta …Liek nice?
(how …ever it …fuzzes ya up…
daz wut i liek …reelee, instead)
n …i ain even doin it very well!
…cuz i don …hafta, izza kinda…
job i fun have, cuz …i getta pick
which wunna those: i getta have
…n since you don… i don …even
…hafta …tell ya …that… unless…
yer the owner o the plannit or sumn
in which case dis's a truth ta power
quiz / pop …midterm, so i …prolly
shouldna sed …anya dat …unless
don whirry, is …jkusta commercial
…for …pocket time portal …TM…

Because bureaucracy will
…automatically / inherently…
tell you things are your fault…
when they’re not, all day even…
that’s what it does… as in / as if…
/ if as… all it's …meant to / gets a…
fun round to… eventually, any ways
/ indiscernible from the exact effects
coincidentally, perhaps until we finish
the pretense / faceod …of bein about
sumn more serious normal important
…sumn else that …jus takes …time…
or we could just say… "but: in this case,
we’re gonna hafta fill outta fidderent form"

image-in: yer whole lief
You thought: the whole
entire whirled revolved
around yer perception
of it, and/or yer needs

…liek: ya could shoot a tree?
if it wuz accidental, and there
were sumn between ya's that
no buddy minded bein there?
(we din: Know no better, say)

so, there would be auto incentive imaginable
…those advantages controlling perceptions?

…iz: whirsen we thought…
political purple everywhere

…smart purple…
're only for eatin?

let
yer
ego
un-
furl

so, it's scary when:
history hah-pens…
right in fronta ya's,
iz wut we're sayin
(schtory schtickin)

…dismiss categorically
(wi-out bein: rude, tho)

n if there’s any transparency
/ accountability …left, ya…
won’t have any …friends?

after ya go to Alla trubble / hassle
a makin a… perfect / appropriate
Custom… straight answer, you’ll
Feel obligated to join em, or be
Whirth halfa allat, alla reddy…

mebbe ya don stand under:
jus …wut friendliness …is?

I should not be so surprised as ta…
find out… Not everyone in a whirled
Knows how to …push buttons, etc.?
as well as only purple I ever hearda?

liek: how'd they
trick ya inta that
…via …howzit…
make ya …feel?

…so, wait: let me …get this straight…
it’s not wrong to disenfranchise …n ya
have no argument with even that, so…
wut …use dya have …for sum buddy…
who canna handle …nah bein …cuul?

Be… be more okay…
wit less information…

n wuddya get for bein
…right about… That?

we could go back n forth wit dis:
indefinitely, inta any infinity any?

…cat-n-mouse / shell-game BS
Bait-n-Switch Bully-Schtick TM

now, carry the thought forward
…keep yer eye onna particle…

there's palm prints on me forehead
is why i wear mirrored shdes… n
ta not jus private poker games?

n mebbe the only real goala any
misdirection ista jus discredit ya

yer not Really
outta get: Me
…are… ya's?
…you are???
well, cuttit out!
…wuddya…
mean "no"?
i caught you
…that means
…you …hafta

…no one ever
signs …up for
…un-realistic
expectations
or… do they

is it possible that the designers
were respecting the interesting
…in that… interesting numbers
…sometimes …comae in pairs
…right …next ta each other…
noting… jus those parameters
…and then …those patterns…
what …they're all relative to…
/ zoom next out to …fractals?

…ohhh, i gettit …yer tryna
encourage me …ironically

…they'll …use the…
element o surprise…
in unexpexted ways?

izzit Wornga me:
ta nah trvst You?

nuttin solid to go on yet… still, so
obligated ta deny any pessimism
putta positive spin on any thingy
…zat how ya got where ya are?
(mebbe ya don …hafta answer)

but …communicating: effectively…
bein… a source o under-standin…
smiling as if that's ok alreddy …is:
passive aggressive, automatically
as long as… imperfect universe?

suffice it ta say: yer trapped,
onna …space plannit where
purple're that easily insulted
n… quick ta misunderstand?

for the gods were so embarrassed
by the …cardboard cuttouts they'd
so… clandestinely created, that…
they sent us inta these dimensions
ta …tryn lern how ta better interact
…ya jus …canna argue witta logic?

izzit …reelee that…
they can never see
any even evil corpo
intentionally makin /
manifestin fun forth:
sumn inna products,
that would needta be
regulated …say even
jus conscientiously…
mind numbin chemis
make ya diabetic wit
heart stroke thingies
…or, do they …think
they're immune n jus
hope their …silence
n complicity is enuf
contribution to the
alleged equation

an increasingly …hypo-
thetical question… now
…finally served up to…
those who, somehow…
always seemedta have
…better thingies ta do:

like if ya haddit
as an option ta
set outside the
cave all night:
nexta a pilea
perfect rocks,
playin guitar,
scarin away
predators n
prey, alike…
no one knew
ya made em
all vegetarians
right away, if not…
foist night, but they
…figgered it all out
…albeit everntually
but those who even
suddenly realized…
they coild …say they
suspected, alla long
ta them n their story
now yer magic, so…
got that goin for ya…

back inna day, we had fun caves…
back inna day …we had fun caves;
the foist real …judges, amongst us
…exiled emselves …to an island…
now, we still dunno wutta makea it;
but they do seem pretty suspicious
…specially how they seemta havva:
file on …every buddy else, alla long
…now …i know wut… yer …thinkin,
n it ain …right… we ain …sposedta
made up our minds yet… alla bout
wut auspicious characters're upta
…that's for …them …ta decide…
they claimed that right n anyways
we dunno wut they're talkin about
we can only guess n …let Them
…well… decide… we guess…

is there sum buddy out there
i owe 30 rocks or stones to?

n they always
talk liek they're
so scared sacred
we won't getta hint?

bein addicted to denial
that's projecting, right?
but, how dya …accuse
…sum buddy …o that?
like: ya could catchem,
n they'd be… jus liek…
"nuh-uh" …so, they're:
claimin that ground as
their side's privi-ledge

so …that's where they're
prolly gonna …jump off
n escape frum… when
no buddy's …lookin…
won' even be allo'eed
ta think ta con-diser it

don ever
lettem…
tellya ya
don care,
or ain cuul…
i think they're
…upta sumn…

that's where it starts
…they tellya they…
alreddy ex-plained?
they're sayin …they
don hafta say nuttin
cuz you'll never say
that's not enough…

do you: find yer
…insensitive ta
…sum orthers'
sense-abilities?

you think
i'm crazy
n freakin
out over
nuttin?

wut would you
suggest i do?
really believe
wut you say:
will ever do?

you need me to think
…you …really think…
the solution you offer
…really …will whirk…
cuz iz all you can do?
all yer all-owed ta do?
not even not not know
what only that'll only do
so ya hafta play dumn?
…gaslight …customers
…or wut, get fun fired?
never hearda Unions?

El-Tone n…
Pph-All TM
(both Sires)
settin down, havina drink,
at sum local corner place
(for that …sorta …thingy)
every buddy recoognizes
(pros at: pre-tendin notta)
wunna em sez ta aorther:
"mebbe izza… Truth-ta-
Power dealio fun thingy"
then, the orther one sez
"yeah, liek …we hafta…
schtick up for ourselves"
…n then, they both say:
almost in unision, even:
"show em how iz dun"
…n so then, naturally
"so they don …hafta"
sez See-Ah wanderin
shamblin stumblin by
n continued mutterin
sumn unintelligible…
so, sposedly …sum:
spectacle's fun over;
they can get on witta
real meetin… OIC…
(takes pre-cautions)

The… Drug… Float
…is really the only
one in the parade
…The Drug Float
passes out free coffee
n then you fall asleep
…when you wake up
yer seated, wit donut
alreddy in your hand
…but …the drugs…
jus don whirk
…anymore…
sokay, jus go
on interviews
…for The Drug Float…
which sez it has sum
especially for you…
The Drug Float…

we find it
triggering
that yer so
triggerable
…liek wutta
fuzz We do?

ya got
played
by bad
guys n
now yer
thinkin
yer right
ta be mnad
at sumn ya
don even
wanna?
…care
about

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ima go overa
orther …set?
well, i dunno

they know how ta
cooperate when
they …wanna?

thosea us who know how
ta do thingies correctly…
still getta voice / veto for
fuzzed up schtickity, eh?

idealogical
intolerance

…to compel
explanation

now they say yer not even gonna digit dis, but:
the monkeys who live under freeway bridges?
…n …mebbe dis'll even …always be so, but…
thought they haddit pretty cuul / guud / gruuvy
then they saw the most amazing thingy they'd
ever even hearda even from any orthers ever
…a purple, ok… witta musical fun instrument
yet could not …even gather …fuud for itself?
philosophy was invented, via sucha scandal
…it sheltered itself frumma rain, well enuf…
yet… avoided orthers of iz kind, unless they
were about ta hand it paper or metal disks?
how'd they know …hadda special sense…
so then …there were those who wondered
n …jus statistically, if these sortsa thingies
n jus statistically, could even fun hah-pen;
so… they sat n thoughta bout it, jus there
…all …thinkina …same fun …thoughts…
n coincidentally …all inna perfect fun row
…soakin uppa …same sun …n even rain
…til they noticed… they were tunin… inta
…nah jus each orther… butta fun purple…
'ow could dis be, were they alla same enuf
iz thought itself a successful enuf medium
n if so, wazza dealio witta squiggly lines?

…n "tunin-in" izza…
ancient fun whird…
surprisingly overtly
refering ta Tunae?

…which were the foist species ta tolly reelee have this down
n …any thingy else that could get wut they were inta / about
couldn …hayalp but develop the technology that eventually
evolved …inta a situation scenario wherein the subjects…
did successfully perform …consumption upon their flesh?
so, ya gotta ask yerself how long did that even hafta take;
well… y'know the scifi sub-genre: Undeadly Apocalypse?
that was sposedta take an enormous amounta time, but:
wandering zombies that consume flesh / specially brains
mindlessly nefarious as if that's entirely their new norm?
see, is alla bout con-text… so: especially squiggly lines
got tricky talked inta bein really dat readonable alreddy

• your Gizactor: is that html (and if so,
can the redundant terms go into a css)?

if we could …invent a machine…
that could decode dis riddle for us
wut would it look liek, how would
it even, kinda …tryn fun whirk…
n could we post it onna internet
so any buddy could fiddle wittit?

of all the possible permutat-ions
that coulda presented emselves
as such giant story pro-blems…
the one they chose points us all
specifically to that ancient erae?

how bout: i …know yer in guud…
hands, cuz i seen yer furutue self
…n ya told me notta tellya nuttin?

how bout: we only called it
More-Rush Mountain TM
for fidderent fun readons
…entirely… wun even…
nunna the same purple
…you dunno wut yer…
talkin… about… but…
that is indeed yeah, an
amazin …coincidence?

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for sum, iz: only about not bein conned…
so …only about avoidin discomfort only?

y'know how yer tuff when ya wanna be?
there's sumn nice onna orther enda it…

y'can: out Debt-Rot TM…
sum buddy wit Dat wun…

the original minoker
occasion o it …waz
…D'Apt-Rot… nah
even De-Toilet TM

where they disc-overed
Apt-Rot for the foist time

…so it has …nuttin ta do wit…
Appointments or Departments?

those were jokes that came after
(due ta coloquial vernacular-ism)

interesting / fidderent kinda
meltin pot type experience?
inna erae when …such wuz
important… especially ideal
for wut could only be built there
by who all could relocate there?
so, a unique geographical location
n especially conspicuously perfect
for manufacturin …space-bot-pods
…or …space-pod-bots… as …they
're… afterwards …known as… only

that is not a proper criteriae;
but seein how it's not crucial
we'll put a pin in it for later…
unless …silence's …better…

draggins always find
their own forst steps

AI-bots vulcan androids
sez jussat one extra step
iz sayin intelligence is, ok:
mebbe also… askin simply
…if this were that, instead:
would it all …make sense?
typo onna knowledge quest
if ya don find that offensive

so, it knows we're nice
n so: notta be harmed
in any way ever even
so provin daz ok too

wut ever neutral gravity point there is
onna exact opposite asidea yer sun…
iz …prolly where a time portal is / best-
guess, if movin it waz all they could do?

tryn test that hypothesis
is where they get ya… n
sayin they alreddy got ya

wut excuses dya think
i been led ta believe
every any time?

…oh, tryna …make me …okay
wit incredulous unknoiwns, eh?
…wuz yer definition o …cuul?

cuz, atta certain point
…the only …point ta…
any thingy ya w/c/should
…possibly …say ista jus
normalize …invalidating…
transparent accountability…
so i hafta take yer whirtd for…
any nothing there even is any…
which is why yer gigglin so much…
or yer not leanin inta nuttin ta check?

well, cuz i'm an artist and engineer…
i'm warya purple tellin me notta hiwrry
n then everyt hinngy goin haywire n…
jus so they can blame me for it mebbe

i prefer mebbe…
experiences wit…
those who dunno…
how famous i am ta
those of those who
're jus pre-tendin?

draggins'
toenails…

…this next bit is the
draggins' toenails…

draggins …have …toenails?
make claws luuk liek fangs…
n they're …perhaps …most
famous for …sayings liek…
"coldern a draggin's toenail"
they're reelee sooper cold
but lil did any wun know
who toldja wut they did
/ all wut ya were told…
n who knows wut else:
is sposedta seem liek it
makes sense, ta yer id?
n so make ya over-react
…way later, when they're gone…
but then, soon …they, or wunna…
their operatives'll return, n for wut?

…n ya tryn… yella tella …fun …universe?
…astrological …ages… 're fuzzy thingies…
but …every buddy wantsta be …fidderent…
n no one hasta settle for …only a lil, anymore
…obsess on yer horoscope, once inna while?

cuz, there's…
greedy purple
inna whirled…
izza secret bein
…kept frum me?

ya couldn quit
keepin tryna
post it onna
…outernet
if ya hadta

…25,772 Urth years:
precessional cycle…
divided by 12 signs
o yer local zodiac?

so, all ya hafta …do is
pay me …that smile?
…n the rest is: upta
you n all yer profit?

so, every 100th daya practice
iz called a monk-key, for sum
perfectly readonable readon?

ok, yeah… but…
Our minds, see…
Hafta be …more:
open n… if only…
so that …we Can
becomae… more:
dis-credcit-able, n
if only jus for that…
so… Neccessarily
…is now a "term"

so, whatever you do, don…
let any buddy ever find out…
you know how to drink n play
Jus-Gah atta same fun time…
all you’ll ever be allowed to do…

or think
n talk…

…or …stand up n tella joke…
sittin …down n sayin schtick…
that's …covered, pretty much…
expected any even everywhere…
standin up n sayin stuff not funny?
normal, every buddy's hearda, but
sumwhere …there's …real purple
…intentionally trapped in…
orther-wise friendly rooms…
wit nuttin but all they can drink
…an infinite supply o intoxicants
n these weird lil …wooden blocks…
no surprise they emerged as experts
…n not really seeing the …amazingly
mind bogglingly numbing …value innit

n when …that there's…
nuttin ta …whirry about…
izza only acceptable idea
n no matter wut even then
even that is allowed ta slide
passes as more-null / legit?

…sum times… yer roights
'rer jus… yer …ability ta…
detect do any thingy about
…liek …ta be so surprised?

…jus vote… yer …very own…
single most …selfish whims…
(don whirry, we'll letcha know)

n we vote wit our feet for apathy
even if iz someone else's, cuz
we're bein selfish, con-diserin
only our own energy / input?
inna alleged situation, as is,
however humbly cuz …we
canna say any thingy we
canna say every thingy?
now: finda irony therein

but i thought: smiles are
…how we know it's safe
…so wait: that leaves…
the ability to survive TM
without such perks or luxuries…
as the only real commodity left?
…do those throttling kindness…
know of this …shaky / sneaky /
…tricky / …talky …maneuver?
can we: mebbe jus talk ta em?
wut then …would we …be able ta jus… say?
why is it so important to them, what we think…
that we should be moved …to move our-selves
to have no use for it… n even not …notice that?
…like, jus: if you want to get across the street…
you have to tune out the traffic and the lights…
focus on some object way on the other side…
yessss.... now, tell me i'm a great therapist…

jus say nope TM:
the reckonings…

prayer is wut ya do when yer outta orther ideaes
well, we're sayin we have ideaes that yer jus not
even acknowledging ya hafta listen to… or jus…
take responsibility for wut doin nuttin …else'll do

computer, yer pretending to be oin my side again
…n …further complicating matters …by saying…
it's ok… as long as …i'm silly enuf ta tolly fall for it,
which i'm obviously not, so… i need ya ta behave?

computer, do you have any thingy
ta tell me that agrees wit wut ever
any i alreddy know makes sense?

…computer, ya …know i know…
the only readon for ya ta be smilin:
iz if yer happy wit me certain doom,
n i canna getcha ta quit even That?

…computer, ya …still know iz me?
computer, measure the distance…
to where we shoulda turned, now?
how long would it take… justa get:
backta where we could …possibly
get back ta where we should be?
n then how long'll that take then?
n then …why're ya still so mnad?

…if we could …possibly
getcha worng… we will;
we may have …alreddy
…but while yer waitin…
canya fill in these forms

if you jus …set back n wait for…
purple ta …keep their promises
or …go out inna universe, halfa
…wit only …unfinished ideaes…
never gonna be even prepared?

we should …take it as a compliment
they wenta so much trubble / hassle
ta gettus …all worng inna foist place
…see wutta …delightful ecosystem?
n notta name it after us or any thingy
…but we do require …sum reminder
thingies could …possibly whirk out…
cuz at this point, there… is no happy
that could …possibly make up for…
the ex-perience of the real journey?
so… they're in …false-advertising?
…n …how is that our fault, again?

so when …my programmer…
hadda go ta… an orther cave
n retreive my …scifi data box
n flash badges… n firearms…
dat wun all there… wuz, to it?
anya em still upta …schtickity
we needta quit whirryin about
before the enda: dis next bit?
so then why whirry about that

Zowie Hahas
…guardian…
o …interest?

misfortune
o orthers:
v typesa
humor…

n there's always a long lista thingies
ta never whirry about… so they can
blow up faces ta orthers' enjoyment

if only one day, we could jus
deserve it, but we never will
…cuz: the data required, ta
…appreciate it …positively
/ correctly / wit… all cuul…
'll …never be …available
n… that's the only thingy
that'll make us …reelee
behave pro-fessionally:
knowin wut we deserve

you think: yer special
…jus cuz… almost…
every …time ya even:
luuk… atta fun …time
…iz …11 somethin…

…n yer …jealous o me
…bein… legit traumatized?

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…we …also …endured…
you tellin us a whole time:
all wut ya could detecta…
how we're fuzzin wit ya's
…which …is annoying…

…we endured
…this, also…
so: explain…

so, 2 o these
Astro-logical
Ages = pi / 3

so, a multicolor …explanation graph…
showin …where every buddy's frum…
n where every buddy now currently is
…y'see alla neighborhoods… why is
this information bein kept frummus?

that would be irresponsible…
as we have not investigated?

you care more about… yer image
'n wut orther's: imaginations say?

…so …if we could jus see a lista
alla readons why You don whirry
…we'd think yer not outta gettus
if anya wut ya say is readonable

dunno how ya dunno That even…
but: see how we're obligated ta be
more cooperative than necessary?
n Still nuttin hah-pens but disasters
n then ya say izza big improvement;
we don get how we're bein annoying
…so… izzat notta valid contribution?

ok, so: y'knpow how ya havva kinda even
natural instionct ta be mean ta the dumn?
only ya canna believe how dumn i am n…
not even not really onta any wut yer upta?
n yer not sure how mucha that there is, so:
now ya think yer kinda dumn which is scary
then ya go ok wait but i'm / we're both nice?
only that's not how a whirled whirks in even
eithera our possible imaginary experiences
…so then ya go ok wait again, which is jus
how any bad guy wants it ta go / us ta be,
n we dunno how manya em are out there
which is dumn, so now yer lookin at me?

…for bein too magnetically attracted or sumn…
keep ya outta trubble / hassle / harm's way any

oh, they
make us
wanna…
pay, eh…
do they…
so… okay

while a galactical orbiter passes
…then we can have magic back
onna sureface o our spaceplannit
n you can get wutcha wan any time
n don hafta whirry or even put up wit
anya these amazin speeches / ideaes?

…yo: alien cetacean 'xplaining…
back when… yer space plannit…
hadda buncha med size islands?
they hadda callem catchy names
…liek: Hygh-Bras, Land-o-Ice TM,
Wrapa-Nu-1, Brrr-Nuda, Lemur-AI
(ok: that one… albeit …eventually)

…in addition ta Sirius, Altair, Vega
…those governments still whirkin…
stirrin up politics …ever as we go…

but for you's it wuzza… not even a
earlier age of Pisces, like it is now
or more… Aries, like …mosta yer
"alleged" "recorded" "history"…?
it wuz between… Aries n Taurus

so… you don even …know…
meanwhile: a whole buncha…
orther …dealio schtickity, tolly
…goin on …while yer …not…
even payin attention, are ya's

Arcturus has a proper motion we can track
backwards in time, wit alla newfound apps
that's yer real… New/Old North Star, ainit?
n it wun always: that bright, either, wuzzit?
usedta be a regular ordinary star, which…
at that distance is… as undetectable as…
either or anya wunna / neithera fun ours?
so mighta been a significant unexpected
…blew every buddy's minds atta time…
din know wutta reelee think ta makea it
…n then …in poured alla fun refugees

so, the 44 n 45 degree angles
suggest a division of a circle
inta 360 equal sections, but
applying the more-or-less rule
we …comae …up wit
…359.99999 degrees
…or… 2 pi …minus…
0.000000001 radians;
see how complicated ta stand under
we dunno …exactly …where, reelee
…if only we could be …reassured…
at sum point: the details don matter
…can sum alleged existential entity
give that to us, as a: callit a present
…puttit in our presence every year?

so we can get on wit applying
jus wut: we alreddy Do know?
ortherwise, wut iz 5000c For?

right, so meanwhile…
alla those bagazillions
o: ok, space plannits…
jus dat …jus right now
n… any given galaxy…
alla their ancient-ist-ish
landing sites… called…
temples o religiousness,
so you can tay'll any bud
daz where any alla gods?
stare …back attus …frum:
're all in sum …amazingly
conspicuously suspicious
geometrical configuration
so as ta say dazza gods'
conceptual territory, say

right, but then sum
ancientic numbers
'll tolly havva joke
…n mysteriously

the three brightest
closest stars to ya
'll forma triangle…
of xactly N times 5
+ 0.000 light years
wit N bein: (3, 5, 7)
…so: hitin atta odd
series / sequence?
…puttit inna matrix
…see if izza group

right, so now: luuk onna ground
…ta see if there's any thingies
15, 25, 35 any thingies apart

excluding ran-dumn yardangs
or ya don havva sensea humor
…possibly don digit music even

ok, after ya get all dun wit
"go back ta yer teepee"?
tryn do yerself a favor n
visit… "okay, now wut"
but …tryn put yer hed
where: their's was at

maintaining …perpetually lost
…seems the only objective…
possibly available, yet again

insteada doin any thingy for me…
can we jus …blame me, n then…
not even do: any thingy there is?

i have ghosts in my room
they liek it too cold for me
…emailing Mr. Astronomy

readers write…
cuz: they're so
adorable, too?

n soo warya
presentin as
dismissable,
they may be
imp-ervious
to con-tact /
interact-ion?

so, a ghost particle TM
will avoid bein trapped
by an atom's nucleus
cuz iz charge / mass
is …thus / such-that:
nunna the available
incentives / snares
…add up ta enuf…
but those that are:
just onna edge of
…variable values
…may deep-end…
more-on cohes-ion

…sum …times… they …think…
our …lernin disability …is jus…
not knowin is okay ta keep tryin
ta be …patient …wit one's self,
cuz …that's jus how they think;
mebbe even only way they can
…canna reelee …tay'll yet, tho

inna absencea refs…
we tendta …forget…
how ta even check?
iz that bit funny yet?
how bout this next…

so: bagazillionsa zerl-gons whirtha space-time…
a photon hitsa teeny tiny racket-ball every fun…
howzit find it, mebbe spacetime itself is curved
n so when that funnel inna center is biggern…
alla orther …volume, compression / reverb…

spatial needies victims' unit
i got hit wit de-mean-or TM
n who else would say that

ya forgot taq mention
alla purple who Want
whirleds ta fu nburn?

…n justa save face, but…
as if iz their only chance?

wuddya thinka: "peoples’ values are fungible,
shaped by their proximity to power" …reelee,
though …more …justified, even …validated?

bein in favora …innocent sufferin… makes us
question …the market for innocent blood… so
also those items individually, as commodities…

if ya had …innocence …over
here… in cans and/or bottles
…wut ever …whirks for ya's…
n then, blood …in say easy ta
access containers o sum type
which dya think'd sell more, so
we'd hafta re-stock the shelves,
that much more often even daily
as a quest-ion i need hayalp wit
before i can: go backta an office
…cuz R&D is …right nexta HR?
never mind lunch, dis's vacation

wudda i gotta do ta getcha ta
agree wit me, even though ya
dunno wut i'm fun talkin about
/ jus… go along wit wut ever…
even though ya know i'm lyin /
even… tolly outta fun getcha's
…n we'll get ta ya, eventually?

…wudda i gotta …fun… Do?
Wuddya's fun reelee… Wan?

postit onna …outernet…
sendit …off inta space…

iz… okay, that yer busted:
Not carin if I die, y’know…
or: already okay, wit me…
bein so …disenfranchised
indefinitely / perpetually…
wit …allat …momentum n
nah even known a halfa it
so gahed n tell me how ta
getta long wit You, better?
…which is… More abusive
…to pretend to understand
or ta be …misunderstood?
there’s …no combinationa:
whirthy valid substitutions?
…if …I’m right, I’m thinkin:
I don… havva right… ta…
me own fun wherewithal…
so… If the only …relevant
requirement is they cannot
be in trouble …then I hafta
hand over my… "rights" to
survival, ITSELF… and not
havva problem wit that, so:
usually also hafta not notice

…okay, izzit…
that yer weird
…n …tryna
say iz me?

When self-correction itself becomes irrelevant…
it will be because there's already an app for that
…But …televised …is not reelee a requirement?

'ere we are, Yor kNew City…
hundreds of years ago, a hot
-dog stand and an immigrant-
customer, barely understands
if he’s not …interested in this
…select-ion of pro-ducts, he
doesn’t …de-serve to be
on this …con-tinent, but
…there’s a con-fus-ion
in the …translat-ion…

As long as we’re not also taxed,
representation so not necessary

Maybe my needs
Are unreasonable
let’s start there…

Why do we care
…so… much what…
others think… really?

so, we polled our audience…
then phoned a buncha friends
…wut… wrong …approach…?

so, wazza Point?
cuzzit …seems
we’re …agreed
all is …pointless
…cuz: sarcasm?

…so… now that you …mentioned it
…has any B-Tone TM… ever been
on any stage wit any Stone Roller?
…n if not, didja's: hafta sign sumn?
how do we know they’re not justa
same purple AI-bots / union reps
jus wit fidderent encounter suits
cuz they got wardrobe closets
on alla those space stations?
we jus got no …contexztual
frame o reference so they
skipped that explanation
like an album fulla fluff…
cuz …sum …R&D / HR
…guessed …incorrectly
n then went on vacation
…called it a promotion
alla long / whole time

so, we gottem on
that too, as well…
also n additionally

there, now
…doncha
feel silly?

Gobaktai Typo TM
wazza stockyard?

yer allowed ta:
go …beyondo?

yer not sposedta mean it mean
…but, if no one can stop ya's, n
no one minds, or of who notices

so if there's always only ever one right answer,
n it's always only ever within a certain range o
access, privilege, entitlement, tolerance, etc.:

n allat waz ta jus
call out who all'd
…have yer back?

n they all …knew that
n no nuddy …minded
…but, you… is why…

they're …reelee mnad
after goin through / to
allat trubbel / hassal?

yeah
…no,
help

'owever…
ya wanna
…take it?

ya feel ya wanna
…encapsulate it
…for all …time

when we give our all
n only get pain back
we figger that's all…
there's no chance, n
any smile's sarcasm
…so jus: rubbin it in

only you were
…xpected ta:
nah survive?
n …now we
don havva
nuff insur-
ance, so…

they need
ya ta be…
as easy as
they hoped
…any way
they can…
/ w'ever…
it …takes

n ya don wanna dis the…
ideae …o their char-acter
(w'ever part they're playin)
witta …too coarse alreddy
whole object relations ora
misguided throery o mind
tho they may need ya to?

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See how ya don…
Hafta …put up wit
…someone even…
Bein scareda ya's?

they'll say yer mean…
so they getta be mean
back to you jus for that
is mean, but as a value
it seems …pro-mising?

now the last place ya need is:
a place yer not really welcome
where they have nothin for ya's
n no time ta reelee present that
n yer bein a burden …relatively
n every thingy's more uncomfy
but yer nada llowed ta kjnow it
n no… chancea escape ever…
so …that's wut we gotcha, cuz
we din wanna be so offensive
as ta impose a reality on ya's
by jus …acknowledging it…
xcept for this hypo-tnetical

bad guys still don
wanna be-have…
our point is invalid

reality should be
so comfortable…

how izzit…
you need…
us, victims'
processor?

like if you knew you were guilty
and/or railroaded inta assumin,
wouldn ya be …just as equally
scared so sacred, yer insane?
so accusations divide conquer
izza magic wand for Mold-Art

so ya jus keep
beggin for peace
callit sueing, if they
call ya a beggar for it
but then that's not goin
along witta program, so…
if that's auto-hostile, then
prolly only time for …one
petit-ion-er …atta …time

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n alla ordern-law candid-dates
…line up behind yer lawyers?

izzit un-Uh-Miracle-ian
…ta …re-spect a law?

Guud Sport Penalty,
it …should be called

…or …any supervillain
a bagazillion zerl-gons
frum now so emulating
such …cuul strategies

take, for example …if we were…
high and pathetic atta same time
…can we jus threaten ourselves
n have it be done and over with?
and/or what's the… process for:
determining this …information?

"how ta getta way wit stuff" class:
don havva 101 or 102 etc after it?

zatta signal mebbe that
guud guys n bad guys…
're alarmingly juxtaposed
(our hayalpers could urth)

the whining
is what the
problem is

if what they like:
is hurting people
…doesn't …that
…fall …under…
"not if it sucks"?

there'll only be:
trubble / hassle
should ya tryn
save yerself?

so then we sez ta em
…dis's us, we sez…
"mebbe ya could jus
purchase dis space-
plannit n rent it ta us"
…now we're legends
which, one day, proper
investment, wit interest:
these're the only stories
…that'll ever be fun told…
even more interesting ones
…funnier, more supportive?
they'll hafta be …faded inta
mythsa distant …memories
n ever recreatin emselves?
over n over again: til they
gettit right enuf ta relax?

ya havva righta perceive accurately…
so we moved in alla these obstacles
…ta hayalp ya getta ping response…
now ya havva better mappa whirlds?

mebbe …wut if my righta:
have thingies go properly,
superceded yer wanna ta
spin positively, anyways?

…iz …traumatizing…
but it shouldn Matter!

wun way ta keep…
us misinformed is…
ta never lettus know,
n …anorther way ista
jus never lettus: ask?
how's… That whirk?

all kindsa purple prolly needta be reined in
n this is the firewall which lets us stoppem
…now, go get me sum cough-e n be back
…before the controversy contradicts ye…

the surprising ideaes …are that…
i always land on not knowin wutta
…expect… or if i do, it don matter;
if we could jus get that looked inta

when you …forbid a…
re-dress o grievances…
dya jus runna clock out?
…or …are there …a lista
…fuul-pruuf …excuses…

liek we hafta whirkta prevent
heel-draggin n stone-wallin in
orther more important areaes?

…wazza matta…
doncha …carea…
bout …purple wut
reelee …matter!?!

they don digit it that they're
not extremely persuasive n
also usedta gettin their way
…almost as if those ideaea
're disparate to each orther
…combinations as bad as
say: bossy n …worng, say
so wut're we ta do… now?
appeal ta higher authority?

…they're sayin we hafta, then…
they're sayin we hafta, anyway
…they're sayin …that's what…
"more-null" and/or "cuul" is any

…n also that we jus gon gettit n…
there's nuttin can be dunna bout it

if i don care how ta do me job…
i could get …promoted or sum…

but: summa those vacation spots
're …suspiciously inconspicuous?

if i don know how ta do me job…
is just as guud as doin it worng…
only ya canna predict specifically
…so iz arguably possibly better?

differences are bad…
iz as simple as that…
so we don notice em
so now iz jus better?

when that one:
hopeful email?
…surprisingly…
never responds

as long as …we, ourselves
…don expecta …survive…
you can say / do / …think…
any thingy ya wanna, finally

'ave you been told: hippies
're …only for fakin munna?
…don even needa readon /
…they're …not even scary?

iz that ya don wanna get caught;
ya only know there's sumn scary
n ya believe the part about doom
…that much ya hearda, alreddy?

…well… wuddya …been…
told about …nippleheads?
…right, see a fidderence?
n summa em're scientists

are ya …ever gonna
getta straight answer
…not invalidating yer
hi-story / back-story?

cuz …if not, see… why
should ya deserve one?
ya been gettin by so far
ok enuf… wit-out one?

n on Dis space-plannit, see…
there's a demographic lottery
which: changes every week?
so, if yer wunna em, winners,
who/wut-ever ran-dumnly win
ya getta athe anyone, for free
(n also free cough-e all week)
…which is justa bonus perka
ya getta be …viel… for free?
n sum purple're now experts
at stayin in wut ever zone…
i holda record at 33 weeks;
so, i now getta tellya that?
next week, though, we're:
addin a buncha new ones
…cuz: purple complained

the irreproachables…
duzzit …say if ya don
have any self-respect
ya don deserve any?

ya ever whirry sum purple
get ya worng on purpose?
…n they're …also sayin…

yer nah …whirth …nuttin?
n howzat make ya… feel?

math guy explains: again…
every healthie care whirker
knows they're a bureaucrat

…n then: every bureaucrat
knows their job is pointless
so: you do the math… doh

…are …you …an…
important …person?

or jus saving me lief
…wit politics n hype

now, we owe it to the ones
who lettus go a hedda em
ta mnake the mosta it, so
they havva halfa chance

cuz, if we don, the
investors won't be
motivated enough
so, readon-able…

cuzzit would be pure arrogance
ta imagine …anya the thingies:
ya better know before goin out

you can jus tap us onna shoulder
n say ya knew we weren't hippies
jus: performin inna troupe, kinda?
n we'll walk off n shake our heads
all embarrassed like we oughta be
n from now on: more well behaved

what happened there is
see, i'm the peace guy?
but, i don't always know
the proper thing to say?
so, while i always mean
to make / bring peace…
sometimes, people feel:
well, a lil / real offended
…and then… i have to…
say all of this again, cuz
we make funna hippies?
so it's gotta be delicate?
yet remain all …organic
…so, it's …real, but: jus,
ya can't believe it exists;
but there it is right there:
that's when they face us
when they fun smile, wit
tie-dye shades on, as if
that's what …sharing is

it don matter
if ya lose…
Ain-rOIt…

i'd usea
bucket
o salt…

we're the mean ones, so
hafta comply / change…
n then they get all mnad
when ya don believe em

n iz not liek their feel-ins
're urth… more liek: their
plans now hafta change?

iz why they …con-fuzz wit:
…e-mor-ion e-vas-ion-ish?
we're nah sposedta know…

…we thought ya din know…
so were tireda bein insulted
we could tolly believe ya's?
when ya …din even care /
jus wanted in onnit for fun
but now we know ya Do?

so, the… bad guys, TM
…hadda union meetin…
sooper early this mornin;
i happened ta stumble in…
was gettin coffee, anyways?
n… o boy / man, wit i hoid…
we're all reelee tolly dun for
…nuttin we can do about it
we were right asbout that
but yer lucky ta have me
…only i can save us all"
-- kingd o Debt-Rot TM

…mebbe they …never…
lieked nice, n …jus been
waitin for their chance…

the test, for me, is:
do i think you think
i deserve respec, so
feel safe enuf ta sleep
but the punch-kicker line
is… all ya …hafta …do is
frown / scold wit scowls n
i better get unconscious…
n that's subtle …anything,
n …who'm i not tattlin on?
canna getta bank account
/ ye luuk liek a union guy?
make me 'ppreciate sleep

psychic …hypnotist …TM
…yer feelin …hopelessly
…taken …advantagea…
yeah, that's a tough one

even iffa whirled needs us,
we needta not contribute?

hostility so comfortable in yer culture;
when ya interrupt, ta changea subj.?
…if every thingy i say: urths you so:
it telegraphs i don deserve ta exist
…cuzza universe is unanimous…
i …don deserve respect… it's…
rude, i …even know wut it is…
jus… embarrassingly insolent
…contradictory o paradigm?
not: cognitive dissonance?
tryna forma thought here

well, yer stupendous
enuf ta falol for that?

'ow bout: surely
You must be…
off-ended by…
sumn alreddy? 

…unequivocal
purple… don do
crowds… for long

…never even hearda, watch…
why do bnad guys wannus ta
ignore every thingy there is?

lies make me feel unsafe
liek: "i don digit me-self
…any more, you win"?

oh, ya wouldn…
fake munna me…
if ya got paid notta

…if it ain …tryna be an answer…
iz tryna… Nah …be an answer…

n purple who canna take a joke
…dazza whirst kinda nipples…

…they're saying
…evidence is…
meaningless… /
facts don matter

n yer their enemy,
if ya don take their
whird for it …n jus…
droppa investigation

…they liek their friends
that easily intimidated /
not needin explanations

but they don liek curious
so easily insulted nipples
…who canna take a joke

see how cold it is: in
my mind, right now?
that's …tolly on me

this is why:
i don think i
desewrve ta
exist, even…
n i'm …nice?

so then, 'e walks upta me
n i mean …right upta me
…wearin dis hat …n sez
"…'ere… wutcha… do is
…take …dis …clipboard
n …put on …dis …hat…"
(gives me those thingies)
"walk right upta …those…
…see… any n alla them…
tellem… yer sorry yer late,
butta Boass wants dis dun:
right alla reddy n …ain inna
proper muud ta …disc-us it?
and… or whirds ta da e-ffect"
'e sez dat xactly more or less
"or …whirds …ta da e-ffect"?
n then …pats me onna hed,
n sorta: politely pushes me
out in that direction, ta go
n tryn… Do alla dat, so…
i made 'im do all That…
tinks iz… code, now…

n there's …no way ya dunno
…this, but… if ya …need me
ta …say it …outloud… again:
i feel …unliked by authority…
n unwanted by any crowds…
so: unwhirthy, categorically?
n yer …tolly leanin inta it…
is about all i can really get;
so… ya need ta prove yer
that evil, how often now?
n really, i mean, ta who?
or …whom …or …wut?
sumn frumma: depths?
…globo: cuul-in goes?
n then roll …credits…
is how we all get rich

what's my motivation
…i'll be in my trailer?
ready for a closeup?

for sum, …tryna getta hed:
not be puur, be better, izza
whirst offense ya can give
…specially if they're sayin
they …own every thingy?

ay, if i have to go to
yer gonna need me
(me skills save me)
that's for the teaser
-real …roll credits?

so, what's the…
earliest known
…rich purple?

1344
…
1345

we all have enviable
…relationships wit…
the …establishment?

we needta
relate to the
…ion-ships?

how many hats dya need:
for wildfire tourist season?
how much pride involved?
n why so dang …cheeky?

because: in order to graduate,
to the next parta the plan… ya
hafta… prove yerself cap-able
o …believing these …stories?

n swimmin wit sharks, they
either …dunno yer a guppy
or self-respect off-ends em

…you think i…
havva sensea:
humor, doncha

sulphur is not…
produce-able…
by our species

the only way
how cold it is
out there can
ever be alright
is if we say, "ok,
fine, yeah, right;
we tolly digit ye"
enthusiastically,
make it …forget:
wut it waz gonna
even tryn think…
witta straight face
n …every thingy…
even …smile a lil?
i dunno how ya do

see how we thought
they reelee liked us,
n so that meant we
were even equals?
(n also ourselves)
but are: now only
silly con-fuzzed?
(still ourselves)
more-null now
say any-time

wudda they wan frum ya, if…
so comfortable wit ignoring…
that's even yer main trigger?

n then, if ya were ta describe
a sooper sneaky tricky talker
wut could ya be able ta say?

so can only be frumma culture
that runs only on so functions
only on categorical dismissal

their only …real mission is ta…
normalize …misunderstandin /
demonize …not bein a demon?

…ok, so… jus:
how dya tay'll
when they're
alla outta fun
…getcha's…
even …jus by…
ghosting / ignoring
…blowein ya …off…
pretendin iz all guud
…even playin dumn
n super geniusly…
n then wuddya do
ta make em quit?
…read em a fun
…rules, again?

I once …hearda …sum buddy
…who …thought he hearda…
someone say he was psycho?
but it was prolly a wakin dream
...liek roit: wazza… teevee on?

Cuz ya gotta 4.digot IQ n
Yer shuffling semantics…
colloquial vernacular-ism

you don find …invalidation
…especdially …irritating?
or ya …havva …defense
again that …sorta thingy

Izzit …embarrassing enough, jus
…any thingy I …turned outta be…
n remotely …plus every thingy, so:
perfectly …I’ll re-start: any thingy?

so, then… your culture, see…
…jus has …no use for, even…
common …conscientiousness,
ya can’t… even safely admit it?

…it's …con-fuzzing …ta me…
Who …all is …mnad at me n…
for all wut …I don getta know…
n just as …alotta keep tracka…
(Mebbe jus that / shouldn hafta)

I’m …afraid yer gonna interrupt
n …run off witta wrong ideae…
as disincentive for botherin ya?
…as a definition of invalidating
to… congratulate me for being
something I’m not, or opposite
or anyway will never be, so…
no possible positive therein?

jus cuz I have an open mind
…doesn …really mean I’m…
automatically wrong… right?

n wut makes ya say any thingy but
n then… Alla caring over the years
…waz so important waz jus where:
so… they don… hafta, so …credit?

'ow izzit …not …that…
every thingy about me:
is jus …sumn for ya ta
be mnad at me about?

…so, when ya …interrupt me…
witta worng ideae, only justa say
ya …perfectly / tolly stand under it
but yer whole mission / only point is
ta… make me… never stand under
…me own fun …quest-ion, even…
or whirds ta that effect… see how:
is more importasnty for you to talk
on wut ever topic you prefer best?
that's the …exact kinda luxury yer
enjoying, claiming i have alla long
…izza entitlement / privi-ledge, so
a point is proved, by yer denyin it?
so it getsta not only continue, but:
the more it duzza worng thingy…
the more it getsta continue as is?
…see, i keep …tryna …change it

how many of you assembled here
can look back over however many
light years in your rear view mirror
and safely save …sayin the day…
when your professor said to you's:
"okay, every buddy …here, if ya…
made it this far, n still interested in
this topic, all proven: authentically
natural Born liars… n ya din laugh
…so… he went …ahead …wit his
script, as it was …written, see: so
…should be …a little …whatever;
n then …they said something like
"welcome to the OIC," or …sumn
so, no sensea… humor, either…

Mebbe I get I never been welcome
as I sense you all been in her lives
…n never will be, but …I also get:
That I’ll never …stand …under it?
but even that, even… that’s okay
…so… prolly …tolly …parta why
n "sir, if you don even have any
denial, I dunno wutta tellya's?"
so, I don dispute the premise?
That it’s …never …ever right…
For …me …to be …mnad any,
but …any …buddy else, see?
Hazza …legit grievance, say?
…so …we hafta hear em out?
iz how it jus …seems, mebbe?

If …alla comedy, ok?
…in …the …whirled…
Or …county, or country
or continent, or however
many trees you’re countin…
can be even jus perceived as
…always in the "jus tryn cope"
column / category / subset…
wit wut ever overlaps intact
…I dunno, you tell me…
so if I canna image-in
wut it …seems like
You don… Hafta?

Urth feelings
might imply
injustices
…exist…

…n I'm…
sorry, but
when has:
no news…
ever been:
good news?
liek, is there
even one lil:
short-list fun
post-it note?

not always my fault
the road is broken…
or the sea, or the sky
n the space, or time
that one time, but…

…thingies i din see addressed:
P5 for Thuban, the north star…
orbiting inna tight circle squared
seems liek: the imaginary axis /
the square root o negative one

yes, 5 root-2
= 7.07070…
so, showing
"cush-ions"
as a thingy

only a hear-tless id-ion…
would …interrupt you wit
…pre-tending they're not
(so it's… perfectly ok), or:
someone pretendin to be

We're not …re-specting …it’s…
always been… sarcasm, before
…like …we don… de-serve to…
n turn alla our smiles inta crowns
n Alla our solutions inta problems
n Alla our alleged food inta drvgs
n Anya Other even necessary to
perpetuate energy crisis fallacy?
say, "see! how un-cuul we are?"

just like …in the
good old days…
i mean: come on

n then, what does that say about scientist
many people here we can just wander up
and ruin the whole thingy for every buddy
…but …only from …then on… until now?
time power …we may not be ever ready

Let: "never being in any trubble /
hassle" be the whole of the law
and all else jus commentary…

'ow bout: "it dun matter… Wut you say…
we’re not gonna …even fun listen to ya…
…acknowledge yer whirth acknowledgin"?
as a title for an album, grab on that market

…we’ll …interrupt, ignore, run …off n do…
the whirst wrong thingy already, if we hafta?
Communication, understanding, connection,
not worth desensitizing even, so whatever…

when ya Carea bout …Sum Truth
moren yer Self… than They hafta
or Lie, or… Non verbs: Also whirk
…so, not …necessarily …Where?

My alleged guesses
're… as guu-ud as…
Any buddy’s already
/ Alla same photons
Moved where next?

Just …laugh for bein Urth by any
Thingy n how is it ever been any
Thingy even… orther than that?
Ay, we’re the ones obsessed wit…
blame, man…. Don shame n scold
The Man for bein so tricked up any

Yer only mission… is ta:
misunderstand me, so i
Misunderstand meself?
why din ya jus say so?

Then demonizes…
conscientiousness
…like it’s okay to…

If thingies somehow
ain really as bad as
they seem, then we
…really are worng
about every thingy
…but …jus the…
PTSD from that?
might be enough

Izzit possible to be
such a whole ash
ya don getta know
why or how or any
path outta trubble /
hassle? …reelee?

Cuz: denial and enabling…
're the same thingy already
…have ya ever tried ta talk
anyone …outta either one?

Cuz if I’m wrong…
There’s no point…
/ Use …continuing
Or even beginning
In the first place…
That’s the cause…
I was representing
Even championing
Mind that wide open
Obligatory arbitrary
…and you havva…
commercial pamphlet
for pocket time portal
…in yer fun pocket…

history is here
…to …hayalp…
universal donors
…o chemistry…

ex partiers bein ex-parte, see…
no longer takin part innit, cuz iz…
no longer a patriotic in-terrogat-ion…
yer tryna put thoughts in me client's hed
which amounts-accounts ta brainwashin

…so, thus …is mind-fuzzery
…the very definition of it…
n we don do that ta purple
we think are reelee guyilty
cuz we don needta, also
…we don ever do it, cuz
…we're inna fun hurry…
yer …very long winded n
thought out, as a purple…
B-Tones notwithstangind

Lohn Injurn
was actually
the one most
/ more liekely
ta punch ya
inna face…
if that's the
punch-line
yer set-up
called for?

What right do I have …to be so lazy…
as to allow good things to not hah-pen
and bad things to hah-pen …instead…
…and/or …take credit for it or enjoy it
…make the …most of it / laugh it up…
cuz we’re all …balls …made of fuzz?
…standin up is out of the question…

But, iffa pur-pose o life
is ta …not understand:
sumn… very important
about ourselves and/or
safety / sanity / security
serenity, etc. …then, it:
…couldn’ be …those…
or they …must not be…
jus: that important, see?

Chemical …and of course
any miracle form of unit of
currency contains random
…average microtraces of…
"no name no name no name"
you know the drug that lets us
(not lettin me stand …under it)
…be whoever we want, yet…
decreases …our …potential…
for identity …within ourselves…
somehow helpin the economy?

so, "interacting"
has its own ions
associated wittit?

And when we took that out of the equation, for
some hyper over compensating this reaction?
we in-vented: the vertical advantage… but…
in another direction, thus implying imaginary
dimens-ions, which: is what the economy is
based on …and so, as the most successful
…thingy yet ever, is maybe (also even) the
only element necessary to be not having /
going to go back in time and …verify that

But we didn’t know
…what to …call it?
So decided not to?

but now it's calling us non stop
we canna even break for lunch

1345
…
1346

every thingy i say
…sounds liek i'm
…complaining…

we wanterd to
havva nuther
…bit… but…

they're thankful for …nuttin…
essentially, basically nuttin…
ay, wouldn That be a thingy?
gettin em ta be so thankful /
even grateful… For Nuttin?
then every thingy'd be cuul,
we wouldn have no whirries
we could finally jus… re-lax

when ya put it all in context
so, they're not sayin it's the
keepin a sewcret part that
would irritate any buddy…
it's the individual thingies,
one atta time… so sooper
as complex as: That gets
to say it hasta be without
…sufficient explanation…
so as to avoid confusion?

why n how: would even any boass even
…needta think they even wanna know…
how much… cruelty n suffering …would
even anyone even be able ta put up wit
tolerating measuring inflicting enduring?
…mebbe ya been indded tolly wonderin

Cuz, it's …harder ta…
becomae a scientist, if
ya dunno wutta believe?

i dunno if ya …ever hearda
…thingies goin worng for…
purple liek me, mysteriously

n see …ya don understand…
the whole thingy / appeala…
misfortune o orthers' humor?
allat sez… reelee, is… that's
the kinda …humor they liek?
so it sez …that about em… which…
they're not missin that …aspect of it /
…it sez …they're that horrible, so then…
thus alla …untrue-bad thingies about em
they can still afford to keep those stories
straight… whoever wrotem, initially
/ …originally… incidentally, even…
so every thingy else makes sense /
permission to continue their mission

it's okay, they jus needed ta spin
the wubbers o peace n fun justice
as the opposite o wut ever we say
but not for emselves, for sum boass

so they're jus tryna prove yer a liar n so
themselves: the opposite, by definition?
but every attempt jus proves yer the one
who's right n fair n honest n nice, instead
in part, possibly cuz: as that thingy yerself
…yer only (mebbe) savin grace, possibly…
…is… jus… yer tryna advocate …for them
/ honestly givin em the benefit o the doubt
as if they're as nice as they say they are
…and the universe makes sense, still…
wut all could a …missin …details …be?
…n yer …frustratingly …for every buddy
…especially yerself, not even ironically…
provin them the liars n even mean about it
sadistic in their desperation now bein so late
liek a vacation promotion ain even whirth alla dis
(so, left better scenesn this alreddy, unfinished)
why cantcha jus …be an immoral lil nipplehead
jus for one insignificant dealio fun thingy even;
yer heart don even hafta: reelee be innit, ok?
givem this …one lil break …n …every thingy
should prolly turn out perfectly ok soon enuf
til then, til it duz: alla our disco-fort's on you

Yeah, but… you’re the one who’s jealous…
and so …always gets used to winning, so…
always… gets to …get to be …used to stuff

n now all the memry images
…awards for: con-fuzz-ion…
best awkward, making sense
somehow, the only real Factor
being whether you like us or not
…n so then thereby by how much
(and then squares over circles and)
thingies like that is allat really matters
because …that’s what …matters
…that's what …matter …is …so
…you really …do hafta know…
how you have to …ex-press it
…so… you'll never escape it
…is why it's one of those…
dealio fun thingies like that:
cheap, self-expressive irony,
also remaining intact …n I’ll
(now, in: any time remainin)
go back to your cubicle and
find your semicolons for ya
…but jus dis one last time?

Meanwhile, I’m sposedta be alla like
I couldn …possibly know / get / feel
Any thingy, so… Write …any thingy

Trying to… soo
Reassure me…
Being together
Isn’t required?

yo, if we ever …diddit
…lemme jus ex-plain:
wut ya'd be …in for…

Seems there’s only two
…possible assessable /
appropriate statuses…
Perfectly compliant, or:
incorrigibly disgruntled?

But, ambiguity be-in:
Necessarily uncomfy
In any alleged event?
n so …nouns n verbs:
're obviously switched

Jussat you would On-pick me…
Makes me think: I need to have
Never ex-isted inna foist place?

If only to try and behave enuf
The part of that I can believe
Is that a pocket time portal?

If you think this izza universe
where guudy thingies could
possibly even tryn hah-pen,
keep doin only wut yer told

Extrapolating rules from reruns
…famous instant replays first…
Ridiculously insignificant path?
There should be more of an edict

thanking im for …findin her …a guud thingy
…warnin she hazza recent / current new ex
…subtle double-triple entendres laid down?
we're tryna find fault so we don hafta get up

Cuz, so far …every bad thingy
that’s even hah-penned to me
has ever been be-cause of a
stubborn any insistent lacka
…info / data / knowledge…
that much trubble / hassle
inta: remainin so elusive?
liek wut're re-runs… For?

…it's like …our place …hasta
…only ever …even any be…
cluelssly / hopelessly used…
n we're sposedta appreciate it
as if that were even possible…

so they tryn spoon-feed us the
data / info / stories …in easily
assimilate-/digest-able bits…
that we now call comet-e, if
that's wuttit takes ta digit it?

\
\
\

…well, i'm thankful for the opportunity…
to announce i'm runnin for dog catcher?
we're gonna legalize outlawing politics?

i'm ecstatic alla bnad guys
found sum place else ta be
even if it means they hafta
wander aimlessly inna rain
until dead leaves find their
faces n hats n barest feet

well, i'm grim wit oppression
which is how my purple say
"jus fine n fun gruuvy," ok?
that we finally havva lista
alla joyful thingies inna
whirled / star-system
n whose houses n
where they are…
so we can finally
go gettem before
is time ta sleep in
hibernate a winter

we feel confident…
we can compete…
for yer business…
bettern any buddy

the poet trees…
're not… Jus for
growin morea us

Glads-Taking TM!
is where n when…
we access our Joy

we take thingies
frum each orther
we digit a most…
liek peace n wub…
happiness-sunshine
…til evey buddy has
alla fave …thingies?
Then wudda we do?

n then later, if we have
any time left over …we
can disc-uss …politics?

i dunno why you think
iz okay ta be mnad
unless ya know
sumn i don?

if ya know
how ta not
beg / plead
for mercy…
in advance
…correctly
…maybe?

well, i'm relieved i don hafta walk inna rain today
n we can finally …safely say wut hah-penned ta
alla these orther …alleged purples, so longa go

they kept em… busy
…inna final …daze…
whirkin onna pro-ject;
gavem hope for sumn
protectin their thingies
/ preservin for furutue /
supportin each orther?
alla head n face down
while walkin / trudgin?
n carryin bucketsa dirt
thinkin if they packed
it in tightly or loosely
it'd be easier after it
then, a comet hit…
not their seas-on?

so… i kept a…
boat inna water
…jus …wanna
make …sure…
every / …any…
buddy …knows?
we still have that
…should anyone
…feel a lil drizzly

Cuz you …seemed like a genuine purple
maybe even really authentically liked me
…wouldn: even ever …fake munna me?
except / unless / til… right after I jus sed
…that exact …sorta kinda thingy, maybe
y'know i don wanna any trubble / hassle
wit any: referal addicts any, tho… right?
is why i'm stil …scared so …sacredly…
not justa squiggly lines outta fun gettus
…but the revenge of the action whirds;
cuz if iz whirds vs …thoughts, or ions?
sum times: purple jus digit ta be mean
n the …resta the whirled lets em, sez
…they don even know wut i mean…
nada llowed to know wut i mean by
any thingy …anymore… sure, now

at this certsain sum point…
if …any thingy were cuul…
we woulda opened wittit…

…n then, we apologize…
we musta misunderstood
…n backa way slowly…
alla way outta a room?

if ya… haddit …in ya
…ta be …nice, wut…
would it …luuk liek?

"If ya Needta keep yer job;
rathern look after me, then:
they’re notta same thingy"?
'd be a …Math Guy saying?

…ay, I know ya all been doin this…
awhile, n it’s embarrassin how long,
but… doncha ever …wonder wutta:
whirled’s …real plans for ya …are?

Cuz, I’m the kinda person, if ya
Hadda fun ex-plan it …n so ya:
Called me authentic, I’d feel I’d
Hafta take it as a compliment?

It’s like they’ll only approve of you
…if you misunderstand yourself…
but, even That's a total potential
…misunderstanding… It-self…

yer tryna be …less con-fuzzin…
by con-fuzzin every buddy else
…that's not how it's even dun

i'm grateful alla wretched have
sum where else ta fun be taday
like wanderin aimlessly inna rain

wanderin
wonderin
wut're we
sposedta
fun: Do?

…serve chicken…
if ya hafta …check

Well, if I can't do this, I may as well
…try and practice, first successful
asteroid miner campaigns' logo…

you should jus: lemme do dis for ya's
…so as ta avoid …every buddy else
becomin so incorrigibly, irrepressibly:
oppressed / depressed / suppressed
/ repressed… however successfully?

you don think it's …lost on anyone…
we have alla nice thingies alreddy n…
there's nuttin anyonme can do about it?

yer sposedta give …every buddy
…space …n time n …electrodes
n… Then: magnetism, though…
there maybe is no proper order
…unless that's yer fave thingy?

that creature's a vendor
or jus …generic NPC?
…explain only ta me

you think there's …orther…
alleged …existential entities
…wit… no place else ta be?

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pass the piecea pie
…o quest-ion-able
content n process
n product… artsy
…o gratitude…

no buddy thinks
…ya dun …any
thingy …worng
…yet …no one
can stand ya's
…do go on…

…n those …we raise…
to nah athe …any thingy
…we end up …nah bein
able ta stand …foist, so
…escaping unnoticed…
foist, always… wins, but
any backin away, slowly
'll do jus… as guud, as:
never hah-pens in their
whirled / universes, etc.
only for guud readons?
so any thingy we would
never do, for any
…guudy readon…
they never hearda
any thingy even, so
alla those gags / bits
're free… see, cuz…
They must assume
…ultima altruism…
under paina rejection, n…
subsequent abandonment
…n so much as / if only…
for bein so insultin as ta
be con-fuzzed about…
sumn we din tellya…
see, i …toldja's it…
never hah-pens…
/ nah in their…
whirldes… /
universes

well you don wub me
n still wanna be all liek
how ya …are n schtick
…ya don even drvg me
…far as… i can tay'll…

n don pay any attention ta …every
thought that floats on by ya… but…
Suggesting… "smart ass" …may be
the only skill necessary …so, then…
phones n teevees need not ever be:
inna same ruum / area together, for
any orther even alleged readon, ok?

Wit-out feelin obligated ta…
somethin I couldn’ possibly…
understand, okay go ahead…

And then, take it as a given that
no one so powerful would ever
be so irresponsible or unfair…

Cuz every buddy knows wut…
Smiles n friendly relax means?
…liek: where's a funny Hidin?

Math n politics don’t mix:
We like ta Needta leapta
Unnecessary / invalid…
Con-clus-ions, so as ta:
More more.null.iz.at.ion
-esque / -ish environs…
The majority wins… n…
who getsta be unhappy

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we jus get… usedta bnad thingies…
that we …dunno any thingy about…
so we donj do any thingy about em

n don see…
any thingy…
worng wittit?

why duz: wut ever i wan
getta outrank wut ever…
i reelee tolly even need?

have ya never leaned forward ta
pre-tend yer not not re-assuring?
liek even in yer whole entire lief?

why dya wan us ta think
that's wut bein nice is…
n how bein safe feels?

…why you need me ta think…
you reelee even …think that?
nah jus cuz yer boerd / tired

it is: as unhappy / unfriendly as
…yer nada llowed ta believe…
w/c/should even possibly be?

don take away my right ta be
comfortable / uncomfortable
…unless ya wanna conflict

so now, i'm type-cast
…even hafta wear dis
hat …everywhere i go

…n curiosity is jus
…too dang mature
…so …go figger?

Mortified …n…
scared sacred…
Wut'd ya expect?
well-behaved as…
well-informed gets?
wuddya Get for that?

If you knew how I felt…
you wouldn’t say that…
so yer sayin …that's so
…more-null / cull / etc.?
nuttin need be sed / ya
don needta know me?

That smile of unmistakably snide?
when someone feels finally safe…
cuzza …some guarantee o some
…misfortune of …some others?
ya gotta wonder …how long they
been carryin that around wittem?

So you know…
how they get…
mnad, rather…
than concerned
which dya think
they …pre-fer?

Y'know how, sometimes
…purple'll: compliment…
every thingy ya do, cuz
they Know it makes ya
That Un-comfort-able?
they're not in …favora yer comfort…
so tryna stand under sumn correctly
…only gonna getcha op-posit-ion…
n bein opposed to that, n so that…
party's / faction's representative…
on that scene, at that moment…
union bylaws …duly sent you…
now …wutcha… gonna fun do?

…so, listin me …givens, ya…
thought i was complaining…
can we add that one next?

Meticulously demonstrate…
how even the slightest bitta
…conscientiousness …is…
not only …inconvenient…
but inappropriate n rude
…it’s special treatment /
needs to be understood;
so then, just: as to survive
…the unexpected, its hobby…
notta valid worry con-cern, any
…so, you should be ashamed…
n blamed for complaining about…
someone standin on your oxy-tube
cuz that’s their job n they’re …tryna
…do it really quick n then go home…
even early, yer bein an impediment…
to grander overall superset economy
…or so would go to philosophy …if…
it were put into words, nobility might
say as much were they participating
in existence with us… cuz no-bull…
squiggly lines …notwithstanding…

n then a quick costume change,
ya make yerself say somethin…
entirely different, we’re thinkin…

so …the square root of -1 is…
before square one …which is
…before …square zero, or…
wait, ok… let me start over…

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there's a walla round
a whole Scooter Sea
justa re-mind us all…
'ow silly things can be

how it gotta be that
yer space-plannit is
…nuttin but w'alls…
n got thicker as they
moved ever outward
n ya can count rings,
even… all day long?
but …interesting-ish
is where they cross
n when, so… track
musta been hadda
climb atoppa over
each fun …orther
right up ta leadin
/ jus before they
disc-overed yer
horisons, again

…if there's …any buddy…
ever …tellin ya wutta do…
yer lettin em put emselves
in fun …authority over you
…is how a vertical-ish-ist?
thinks / is gonna tell you…
only way they possibly do
…which includes any / all
activity, any leading up to:
bein more informed by em
iz how they …perceive the
horizontal-ish dimens-ion?
…as a sub-domain, o their
sub-unconscious perhaps,
butta course: nada llowed
ta think about it reelee, so
that's where our rebels be
…ok, now… you do me…
n outta …quarters, again?

i think izza cruel ruler…
wut ever "right-angles"?
wit …no sensea humor
liek iz battery's tapped
or an un-up-dated app
/ left it inna box, wit no
intenetion o ever even
bein any un-packed…
not even a funny fake
phoney indeterminate
accent / inflect-ions…
cuz it'd be next level?
alla AI-n-droda shoes
're still brand fun new,
never even been inna
sci-fi teevee bafroom!

or izzit a perfect total
coincidence eclipse…
every thingy yer doin
…jus so hah-pens ta
hedge alla those bets
provide therein alibies

Maybe I’m done, but…
I still don’t know what…
happiness …enough is
…all right …enough to
assume… maybe the…
laughter o any given bit
findin where a funny is:
frum any given side of
any given spectrum…
can be …detected by
…findin any …signs…
(our only clves n hints)
of the evil sinus the one
witta ego a sizea infinity,
infinity contained wit-innit
which is every imaginable
plus infinite more varieties
infinitely un-imaginable, so
we need to go: back, to the
beginning of: asquare-roota
negative-one, and rewrite…
the square roots, alreddy…
unless izza tricky talk / trap
usin… just outta our reach,
undetectably unfathomable
math: com-Paired ta math?

when did they
start callin it
…"clocked"
…exactly

So, you’re walking down the street
and get clocked over the head, do:
we have to make it say there must
have been some …perfectly good
reason for that, that: whatever you
were …doing there, dealing with, or…
really up to, you …knew it (or not, so):
the state …could just issue that sort of
thingy as a perfect model example of
capital punishment, or: it’s perfectly
…appropriate that …such a thingy
…getsta …make such mistakes…
especially …in times …such as…
now when it doesn’t even need to
let the population manage itself…
call itself advocacy, or something…
equally nauseating …that scared to…
admit: we’ve stood up and demanded
We should take care of us, ourselves!
…only …for us …without our noticing
…n then, we look up n see the stars?

Maybe they…
needta wanna:
jus …seem that
scary unfriendly
so they can jus
walk witta ball
alla way to a
end zone n
score a fun
touchdown
or not even
fun …hafta

so, it’s not even about:
I don’t say how …good
or bad, or adventurous
we feel… triumphantly
congratulated, or any
of its opposites, but:
can we be made to
even …that easily
mistaken… then
…de-mand to
de-fend it…

Izzit also
projecting,
Not being…
Responsible
of by to For
anything?

They will say waz right
n say waz worng, til ya
think izza… only really
okay mission possible

they'll… wear
…ya …down…
in yer …mind…
n …say is okay
til you believe it
cuz izza battlea
…the fun minds…
n then you'll agree
yer that unwhirthy?
based on that math
n subtlely surrender
n prove their theory

when yer only solut-ions
ta alla …ever …anya yer
pro-blems / con-undrums
're …only wit-in yer range
it… could seem …feasibly
…even re-spons-ible to…
not waste time checkina…
resta any alleged universe
…we din even know about
…galaxies, awhile ago… n
luuk 'ow long iz gonna be
…before it getsta …halfa
…becomae a cuul place

The only serious use for you is that…
there should be no use for you and…
(for now) be madly thrilled with that
…See now how powerful n safe I feel

So if …time is just another expression of fate,
then maybe faith is really only just an H-tone
/ sound… inna distance / away… just kidding

The bicycle cube of the future
is our carnivals latest addition
to try and keep up with the
establishment competition…
so …the best we’re able to
determine, via extrapolation
translation techniques, we…
…need to …try to be more…
patient with ourselves before
whenever this is… really… n
we’re sure they’re nah mnad

mebbe Mnad
is jus Math…
ill-expressed

there are those
who will never
have enough

in wub witta
ideaea bein
wubbed…?

they're the ones…
who break hearts
…cuz they enjoy it

…one line …per thought…
why would even any boass
be so up ta sumn so n wan
…anya iz whirkers ta be so
liek that themselves, they'd
even wanna: whirk for such
/ be in remotely sucha zone
where such could hah-pen?
…n: one line …per thought

obviously very surprised
n jussat ya need me ta:
…keep …guessin?
n so …incorrectly?
but… yeah… also
…that yer so mean
n need me ta think
i should be… too…
that that's …okay?
n so there must be
so mucha it in me:
(so: keep checkin)
that it's okay ta be
even ta any buddy
but that way ta me,
up til n in-clud-in if…
i'm even accidentally
inna direction… then
…be …silent n… jus
letta rest …hah-pen?
yer right, i'll… try n be
guud n… cuul …later?
this is: Much more fun;
wut waz so… boring, it
had us fascinated so?
…intrigued …by its…
we …dunno …wut…
run more tests onnit!
as long as… we can
…Say we're cuul…
cuz daz all Cuul Iz
…n so we can jus
…say …we are…
n even alla long?
they're right, who
would wanna do:
any thingy else?
(don tella boass)

sorry, i'm whirkin on…
nah trvstin any buddy
…foir sum perfectly…
guudy nuff rewadon…

… lemme …guess…
you don hafta get me
but i do hafta get you
…only that'll never
even be possible…
iz wut duzzit for you
i kinda get that, sorry

we all get our own plannit
n but then needta teleport
jus by thinkina each-orther

…we know
you know:
yer… only
provin our
innocense…
n iz startin ta
…luuk / seem
…suspicious?

ya ever feel guilty
only you dunno…
ya don even know
ya din even do it…
it din even hah-pen
only real trve criume
is makin ya think it?

would it be …easier
if every buddy were
as bnad as any wun
wut raised …them?

wuf if iz nah purple liek me
who're any problem, but…
more… ideaes liek that…

we don lookit ya inna eye:
when we know ya don got
anya our interests at heart
(or: friendsa ours, in mind)

so ya fear us, cuz wut else
n irony is: wut that creates,
we only keep makin more?
…i …feel yer …upta sumn

cuz: so then, that's
wutta bnad guy is?
makin ya be fearful
o wuz guud n cuul;
and/or vice versae

if i knew wut ya were talkin about
would i be less scared …n then
how differently would we fare?

thingy is: they din have
any use for any thingy
guudy about you, so
nah findin enuf bad
ta mine or harvest
…they moved on
n so should you

n until it's manipulative:
of you, you bein yerself
…n then wuz project-in

how bout …iz …our fave…
guudy ideae even more…
n / but we finally gave up
cuz we know how ta do
thingies more correctly

n then cuz we'd go to the
trubble / hassle ta check
n make absolutely sure"
Iz makin em look bnad,
So why they’re jealous
(n failin, n so vengeful)
n… that’s alotta it, so…
impressed wit: jus wut
all that's any Use for?
Surely …every buddy
knows a …boass is
upta sumn… Now

The Artificially Ascended?
…knew …they'd …gotten
…away …wit …sumn… n
that their …pennance waz
now, n so …for alla eternity
they din …de-serve sumn?
but: sumn …else tolly did…
n then, o course, that ideae
too …has its place …in the
multitude o infinia universes

And we see where this is goin…
just …ruling out / out-lawing any
Fair ever …possible… under any
circumstances even preemptively
…before you even think of it, but…
nobody's ever heard of that yet, so

Once they talk ya outta aCousin Them then,
they trickie ya inta aCousin yerself… For em
…n then they accuse ya a.bein liek… Dat, so:
mebbe even any purple lookin any-orther way
jus hearda dis bit alreddy, sum-whar / sumn…

vs: the Plannits
…plainly gave
us… planes?

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if i gave You no answer, ta
anya yer quest-ions… wut
wouldja hafta write down?

please,
please,
please?

"authentic," "real," "legit"
…nunna these whirds…
're allowed …ta exist…

…n see, the…
funny part is…

…we're nah
sposedta…

…have…
accounts?

the more important ya are
the more …guilty ya feel
…never havin …hearda
…any …buddy …else?
…then: that'\s the only
use / purpose it serves
only function it creates
only effect it manifests
so whirth only wut alla
…trubble / fun hassle?

we needta be so cuul wit
bein disenfranchised…
we're …scared ta nah
get back: up offa it…
jus cuz: yer so nice?
connection obvious

n those of us
who w/c/should
possibly becomae
so motivated as ta
get up n… Do sumn
abouta saber toothed
wooly-emu or wut ever
…we're …related …to…
those're… Our ancestors
so longa go, din notice…
lazy ones, who din get up,
runna way, finda rock, etc.
nunna our fun busy mess
unless n up til we in-vent
a pocket fun time portal
or sum orther such logic
as ta discern accurately
(then: further ambitions)

…you have no use for us
except ta be used by that
/ for that, n to those ends?

…wut use…
do we have
…for trhat?

jus further proof
we don deserve
…ta …survive?

n that we don:
even gettit yet
…clinches it…

see, yer moods
're all ominous:
as if anticipatin

seems liek /
presents as:
more drama-
trauma, to me

the "iz all guud" culture
has "zero coping skills"
wit …any dealio thingy:
reelee fun hah-pennin?

cuz the bnad guys TM
…notice / recognize…
how weak n helpless
n utterly pathetic we
are …or would seem
to them, that premise
…every time …we…
demonstrate… jus…
basic appreciation…
liek …they know…
the opposite is trve
n that they needta
take advantage of
our our ever fallin
for that …illusion?
now, tune back in!

n then, yer tour of…
the only purple who:
'll hafta fun do wit ya
those who now hafta
cuz they voted for yer
even earlier demise…
which is …awkward…
but, ya never notice…
which is …irritating…
so now go figger it…

extrapolate from
wild nature vids
judge behavior
wit con-ditions

jus any thingy
…exactly liek…
someone's tryna
send ya a signal?

memory gas,
no one's ever
even hearda?
…oh, c'mon…

Boass, the specimen's…
gettin wise… yet again…
n we're outta… cansa…
wut wuz dat stuff again?"
jus …over n over again,
til they finally …crack…

but ya don hafta be there…
we can jus make recordins
n in fact… both sides can…
n then jus backa way slowly
n the squiggly lines'll think:
we're that easily distracted

wut yer sayin is…
this sorta thingy…
not associated wit
straight answers…
therefore yer a liar
so i canna trvst ya

not: as ya say, surrepititiously…
wut ever ya were sayin instead,
n ya getta free pass / more fuel
…jus… the longer we're so silly
as in: as ta fall for it, so gullibly
…jus the… yer bein nice part

a purple's Skills…
're nah their Value
…but, think-in that…
makes us lose tracka
our hopes n dreams…
so …who wants that?

you don reelee even
dis-liek any buddy…
yer jus embarrassed

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don even ever lettem…
Try n take ya seriously?

Cuz, Audacious = (and/or
Equals): Bein-okay-wit…
however Weird ya are…
authentically accepting
wut ever …beyondo?
accurate perception
so, y'see, suddenly
how …rude it is…
ta be so …cuul…
cuz, it tolly sez…
their cover story
ain guudy nuff?
…wutta schtick

ok, Louie Depth?
all wiggly fingery
wut ever fuzz up
…it …tolly jus did…
where'd it getta ideae
iz okay …ta be okay
wit …bein liek that?

"In the beginning…
(yada-yada-yada)?
…there was light"?
…(skip ahead, skip
ahead, skip ahead
math, math, math)
…"Behold, I am 
(yadda, yadda)
…the… End"
(yada-skip-
…math)?

drinking before war
could be the sign of
…a bnad ideae? TM

we are destined
to becomae that
which we revere?

…no buddy…
wantsta hear
…anya me…
Fun stories…

don wanna be out as:
able ta comprehend it
…iffa Boass could…
possibly be upta it?

tryna getcha ta …admit ta doin…
sumn inappropriate so they can
…throw every thingy else attit
paint ya wit such wide brush
ya don even notice… That's:
the only inappropriate thingy…
there could even …possibly be
…all else attributable ta jus Art?

they're sayin we …don deserve
…any thingy we never hearda…
or anyways Would be sayin that
were this contextual / intelligible
/ meant ta be a meaningful disc
(put more cushions under em?)

so …but if i jus dunno… wut
is liek ta havva family, much
less …material obligations?
see, they got to us alreddy

wut if: the JJJ, ok? turns out
wuz so curiously well funded
by jus: Ancent …fun… Mars?
…right, whole story fidderent

duzzit matter …wut order?
yer …lackeys con-fess in?
duzzit matter …so much…
that ya jus canna stand it /
nada llowed ta stand for it?
n duzzit show us yer plan?
duzzit say… Yer the man?
dya needa haylp-in hand?
(a buddy wit …halfa plan)

…wut if i sed: even justa
…ideaea yer existence…
is so threatening to my…
peace n sensibilities, that
anyone would condiser it
…inherently hostile, so…

…why canna… justice be dun… yet?
izza whole n… summa yer argument:
sum thesis …presenting as hypothesis
…darting orthers ta …tryn oppose it…
kniwin ya getta interrupt every thought
which is yer mission… ta slice n dice /
make mince outta any buddy's whirds
cuz izza covert sting on squiggly lines
which have ties to ideae communities

if the status-quo is inherently violent,
then calls for peace are discredited?
as long as …peace n status-quo are
openly con-disered as even equals?

so, it requires a certain bravery, that
even… brevity won't always allow?
ya hafta be fearless enuf wit truth:
ta be "allowed" ta safely say, any

cuz: ya canna havvit both ways
…ta …imply / assume / force…
a zero-sum survival strategy TM
…if yer in favora me not sufferin
ya hafta eliminate me neighbor
n frum any furuture equation…
izza… ultima ultimatum, which
auto-off-ends even Irony, itself 
…consult yer inverted guide…

…which martyrs…
're more unequal
…than orthers…
let's interview a
math professor

can't we jus
heclke-veto
em …back?
jus say that!

're you terrorized?
in fear for yer lief?
…all commercials
for lie detectors…

to be in favor of bad thingies…
is to hope for more of the same
…to encourage the masses: to
be also in favor of bad thingies.
is to hope for more of the same
under pain of sum fearful thingy
exclusion, furether harrassment
…prolly addicted to terrorizing…
so jus send yer special squad in

…n then, they'll drag ya through…
their next custom obstacle-course /
smorgass-board / scavenger-hunt…
n pull ya out just atta final moment…
n say: "see, ya survived" …liek so…
then, they'll drag ya through it again
…n then… they'll drag ya through…
their next custom thingy after That?
callit takin guud care, so care-takin
n then that's wut carting is, so they
…getcha ta …be liek that ta them
and/ or …best as ya can, which…
ain gonna be …guudy nuff, but…
findin sumn ta yell at ya about…
could be as priceless promising
as any orther thingy constructed

there's just no / nada nuff incentive
to make thingies better …for those
who're inconvenienced a whirst…
wudda we gonna fun do about it?

interesting theories on mobilization
motivatiopn o activity n techniques
while we encourage our viewers
to take a break now so we can

mebbe if we jus skippa hed ta…
convincin me ta accuse meself?

…all huddle in properly for the duration…
wuz gonna be sum exciting discussions?

up next on thingies better left unseen:
NOMSP ("Not On My Space Plannit")
or NIMSP ("Not In My Special Place")
advises us on how to label ourselves

or NAMSP ("Not About My Science Project")
or ("Not Among My Specimen Parameters")

so… sometimes
…incorrectly…
intentionally…
ok, proceed?

ya ever have / get sum buddy
…who jus won't treat ya nice?
…liek …no matter wut ya do
there's …no point ta yer lief

they take every thingy auto-offensively, early;
but, they gotta know ya don mean it that way
n they seem ta mean ta make ya think ya do
so: or …orther wise deserve even whirse, so
n iz …inconvenient ya made Them fun do it?
n so, now… yer late wit alla off-endin yerself
n so now …they gotta show ya how …again
so… why doncha go over there n practice…
off-end yerself in mirrors o yer own reflection
…n …outside lookin in… inside lookin out…
who wouldja rather …accidentally off-end…
ran-dumn passersby or yer hired clientelle?
mebbe go finda nice parked car sum-where
n make faces …of / to / by yerself… until…

so what are the doensides
to not doing what… nice…
purple say would be nice?

but: isn't that …wut ya wan?
cuz, ya insisted upon it …n
occluded discovery of it, n
made no effort to address
…even …tryna avoid it…
so now see how it seems
ya jus… wanna tolly getta
way wittit …n mebbe a lil
embarrassed ya weren't
…way more successful

liek if every buddy were behind ya
on every buddy else left behind n
then ya could comae more clean
wit yer …real intended designs?

…so… trvst…
liek if we hadda…
absolutely assume…
yer innocence n altruism…
wut all would hafta exist also,
besides alla goes wit-out sayin
our undying patience alongside,
unswaying dedication ta format
lookin inta it where necessarry?
n lookin away wherever …not?

mebbe iz justa
ill-con-ceived /
curiously well-
funded / mass-
disinformation
…campaign…
gone awry…

yeah, but:
mebbe we
don wanna
tellya we…
tolly stand-
under allat
schtickity?

n got no problem wittit
excepta lettit slide, wit
minimal notice / ripple
/ disruption o surfaces

n yer the one who's
bein an impediment

liek iz yer…
gods' given
fun …righta

makem pay us back
…n alla guud purple
…getta go for free…
wut i mean is… n…
notta be mean, but
…if we can sue em
jus for Jerky Leonis
(not even wunna us
bein so silly, but we
thought it waz, or…
not unreadon-able)
any thingy whirsen
that… even more?
…jus: scan for that
embarrassion-ing?

this thingy that's…
sposedta make ya
luuk …guud, see…
must jus… not be…
functionin correctly?
mebbe if we thwap it
and/or scold n shame
til it knows our name?
invents a better game
…n calls it alla same…
swears a gods're lame
n dis schtick is tame…
n don carea bout fame,
but knows all yer names?
n then gets interviewed by
Rolla Stoner Magazine TM

y'know how: they get upset,
every time ya tryn figger out
wutta do, n i mean justa tryn
…stay outta trubble / hassle,
never mind alla con-fus-ion?

n yer sucha horrible guesser
ya canna figger out how/why
it could be altruistic any ever
yet these strange anomalies;
also n additionally might add

yeah, but: wut if they're Not
…categorically on our side,
wit nuttin ta whirry about…
opposite o those features

n you've never been either one, so…
mebbe ya dunno i hafta tellya, but…
insulted = busted = embarrassed…
frumma perspective: mercy = weak

petitioning yer soul for
…further advisement?

you been waitin
yewr whole lief
ta be dis mean

…i do feel…
methodically
…screwed?

1348
…
1349

n so, we'll take it as con-firmat-ion
…n then …so, as a …compliment;
but, never and/or …vice-versae…

n the definite total numbera space plannits
inna entirety of a universe, as of now, is…
1,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999;
the hedda the stellar cartography divis-ion
announced today, before stepping down in
disgrace, hinting only vaguely that… they'd
disc-overed a stray open-mind mighta been
partially responsible for orther …miniscule…
possible oversights… inna stunnin revelation
(sorry if ya ended up missin sports n weather
jus cuz we hadda squeeze that one in, today)
…anyways, here's yer midnight documentary
takin place atta seedy diner on space-plannit
…Oith / Urth / Sol 3 / Yeti-Whirled / Vega 5xn
you guessed it; now alreddy joinin progress?

…nah, yeah, have…
that one be about…

if it was teleportin
to the …far sidea
the …moon, ya'd
…be okay wittit…

any males born
wit in proximity
o any beaches
're called SoBs
cuz we thought
/ taught it wuzza
too much… Sun?
right so, we dunno
wut proximity, so…
wut …fract-ion o…
our population is…
outta fun …gettus?
dunno: how ta say
any-more, wit-out
off-endin… as in
as if izza real- /
reel-only point
n then …then
…commercials…
as we lie agape
ever up-whirds
pour the whird
deep inta our…
very fun …souls…
but… not anymore…
cuz… there's: hope…
now… n sure, now…
jus cuzza wut ya …alreddy did
got born not broken so in debt
…only thingy / trick / snag is…
we gotta stand up n pro-tect it
so ya see alla disenfranchised
n they're gettin under yer skin
…thinkin if it wun for them…
n so ya gotta angry glow…
bubblin all ya tink ya know
steamin liek smoke signals
n glowin liek toxic waste, so
…just enuffa it goin around
…n ya got caught up inna
complex …compromise?

…Yer the …anomaly…
that …driv em …to it…
picked the art creativity,
expression in yer soul /
ancestral fun memory?
filter …outta …zoids…
who needta toin worng
or puttem inna bubble /
find sum way ta distract

…i …am …trying to be…
friends wit… every buddy…
which …that is well known
…so… any buddy sayin…
orther wise …better be…
plannin a sureprise party
…or we're …gonna be…
nah friends… anymore
…soon as i find…
oiutta …boiut it…
or puttem downa lista
purple puttin energy n
endeavors inta investin
is i think the implication
…we'll …disappoint em…
as they have us, alreddy…
as a down payment on how
well behaved ya hafta be
in any society, wherein
yer all …allies, see…

yer hearts're so empty,
must be under orders?
n even then definitely
ya gotta be junkies?
how… / why do we
digit our chances?

cuzza alternative, nipple…
is ta laugh …at ourselves…
join them …in their hearts…
which is nothingness… so…
surrender… n vote: conflict?

…they're sayin they…
have no sensea humor
…that's yer foist clve…

cuz, i have no sensea
…self-protection, so…

have no ideae wut yer
onna bout so fluently?

ay, jus cuz… yer all…
harsh n judgemental…

dun mean every any orther
else hasta be, or… duzzit?

allat sez is
i once had…
patience wit…
self / …immune ta
…embarrassment?
so, wudda we doin?

now, wut if: turns out
we're a same species
…even alla long… so
…wudda we do now?

n jus when we…
bask n… revel in
not… noticing…
then wut again?

so then mebbe all ya gotta do is
…jus …dress up liek a gangster
…don even needa fake accent?
weaponizin bein so type-casted

n then… if yer… Nah mnad attem…
Mnan, do they get too embarrassed;
as if a last ditch chance beach dance
…emergency evolutionary …effort…

under a guisea:
urth …feel-ins?
yer sposedta…

drop yer guard /
lower standards
as if iz okay ta?

weren't even …whirth it, so
…alla those …orther bits…
're now so …tolly busted…
never even lived, have ya

∞: these're all
pure / honest
…attempts at
understanding
so i'm sure you
can …see why
even we hafta
tolly letcha go
even alla long,
so… ya know

as much as
…you never
…expect it ta
be about off-
ended, only:

that's where they live
their whole economy's
entirely based onmnity,
liek: un-sub-atomically /
particularly moleculartly

sorry, i thought ye were aboutta reject me
for daring to expect that schtickity, again?

sorry, i …thought ye were cuul n could…
tolly handle bein …fuzzed wit so artfully

where wouldja
Prefer ta be…
at this point?

how is that not…
justa nuther waya
…gettin ridda us?

yup, bad purple;
so, deserve only
to be mis judged

iz nah that they…
don have yer back
izzat …they dunno
where it even is…
canna fun find it?
fine, tryn Fund it

Well, all outta …stuff…
I guess ya don wanna
Be friends no more…

Nah, if that’s valid
There’s no point n
I don see any point

maybe…
all points
…are so
that valid

If you can …possibly imagine it…
You prolly canna be talked outta it
…or would… possibly put up wittit
for even justa minute… get dat by

cuz if is yer ideae
…yer gonna be…
all liek: "now wut"
then "wut now?"

so, when: purple
're uncomfortable
…i think iz me…
n prolly rightly so

which there's never gonna be
…a conscientious retract-ion…
/ clearin uppa mis-con-cept-ion
…so it jus demonizes that then
n perhaps as its only purpose…

so, if yer… not wut they expect
they …really think yer fakin?
or …they're jus fakin that
…n is that every buddy
…liek no matter wut…
space plannet even?

How many fidderent…
types of stereos TM…
could there possibly be
at any given …thingy?

n so then how many
fidderent channels /
stat-ions …bein so
widely broadcast?

n then …how con-fuzzin
could …that chaos… be
…arranged so perfectly…
by sucha primitive culture
jus still tryna dealio witta
…concepta …havin jus
…created / invented…
/ stumbled upon those
natural laws o science?
musta beeen intimidating
…justa …responsibility…
mighta …drove em mnad…
n then we have dis ta luuk at
so wut're we sposedta think
…wut were they tryna say?
…jus… give up on math?

Avoiding responsibility
being so Paramount…
n necessity …to only
one …contingency…
purple v every thingy
…Auto controversial
any thingy available
n other nice thingies

liek any orther pairs-
o-mounts in yer bags
…yer wonderin which
one ya wanna / needta
use, now… so as ta not
off-end even the orther?

…so… tunin inta… jus
…auto-filter-ing …out…
any thingy jus too hard
so reflecting math itself
…process o elimination
/ reducing n cancelling

…n nuttin ta do wit…
More Rush Mountain
…daz for silly-heads?

Aja-Condos, ok?
they're green n…
each one comaes
witta free stone…
ta throw at whut n
when ever ya wan
yet sum purple're allergic
as if they getta be averse
…ta orther nice thingies…
even …tolly on their side?

cuz, if yer kind yer cuul, so:
if yer okay wit how ya are
…honestly have no notes
or criticism …for yerself?
…not hidin …any thingy
frum even …any buddy
…how is …that not the
jus: greatest affront ta
…any …thingy …real?

…n so, then… any…
other nice …thingies…
sum purple're allergic…
while others jus don digit

which then we get inta semantics
how legit izzit ta be so reflective
…as ta notice one's posit-ion…
on that graph / map o doom?

However inexplicably / inconsolably
/ unfathomably / incomprehensibly
…and unexplainably / intolerably

Inconvenience prumts emergency
…n so then insolence to energy
as… inconsolably incorrigible?

i wish there were a card in dis deck
that jus lemme do wut ever i wan…
n then, i could do that When ever…

Then it would be thoroughly comprehensive
/ accurately representing skill n alacrity, etc.

Then ignorance and apathy survival strategies
same exact reason why nitro and glycerin are
not really allowed in the same place legally…

wut hah-pens… on Yer space=plannit / reality
when any paira / handfulla ironic characters
…jus so hah-pen ta be inna same scene?

The amount of trouble / hassle
…arguably permitted to ensure
survival …if it’s worth that much

Just as a case that makes itself
…for …any alleged agreement
…auto-irony / nuttin anywhere

But, yeah …they’ve really said…
any thingy …as unbelievable as
…otherwise originally obligated
to follow it down its own path…
as a source of sanity …the only
pro: living / positive pro-gress…
we can possibly so self-manage
advocacy, Wit materials available

it makes the case for us
get back in our cubicles
/ re-compartmentalize…
n justa teach ourselves
responsibility / morality
/ self-advocacy, itself?

so, pay-rents: wrote
…these fun apps…
unless that's an…
easter egg quest?
so… i re-quest an
auto-introspect-ion

oh, yer foist intro-
in-spect-ion, eh?

have you finished alla
yer …pre-requisites?

Goblins: sent me down dis
dark, darker, dorkier path…
foist i gobbled up alla candy
then i gobbled up alla feasts
…now, i approach presence
wit similar disposit-ion-isms

i have assumed i'm right
…until nonw i'm worng…
mevbbe even alla worng
…n now …i'm here ta…
show ya's how ta not do
that right… no matter wutr

i feel …inelligible
…for pro-tect-ion

're ya reelee jus… so
mental that yer… not
even deep-pressed…
inna …background n
so …re-signed to it…

that's what every buddy's
tolly thinkin, as ya pass…
we could jus scan for that
n tell if they're reelee inna
same space station wit ya

we "feel" like…
we must surely
haven't kept up
our parts… or:
even that’s too
silly to consider

The Rat Haven TM
…it was …called…
in-tending to prove
…n once n for all…
these …sub-sets /
classes o species
were indeed vermin
so clear ta ill-condiser
given every thingy else
ta end any alla argument
…drugs by bad guys TM
…given …fair n equal…
time / …fun chanmces?
they chose …ta chill…
jus… set n read, sum
…times, summa em
…horrible PR… tm

we don even
know how ta
Tellya that…

i see wut yer sayin
…iz… Notta bout
self-satisfaction,
but… feelin glad
is over is still ok?
…justa be …so:
con-scientious?

the true test… TM…
is: will you overcome
Their landmine mazes
…enuf ta …play along…
(jus: Yer the one wittem)
as in: as if… That's okay?
…or are ya gonna be liek…
That about it… which, They
…can be …okay wit… that…

…if tyherer were…
friendlier creatures
…available alreddy

yer sayin i'm sayin…
yer not nice enuf n…
don hafta put up wittit

1349
…
1350

…tryna …adapt…
correctly …enuff ta…
ovbious expectations
however telegraphed?
…makes ya feel guilty
i mean, there must be
sum readon ta be so:
cautious trepidatious
diffident / dissident?

…are we doin
that to them?
…violating
distraction
protocols
n their
safety
rules?

wouldn it be rude ta not
putta positive spin onnit
…even: unrealistically?

y'know how it's always
…either a drag or an…
unreasonable request?

…crvelty is alwasys wornd…
even iffiz jhus:" bein wprng…
n in charge atta same time?

it isn't wut
it isn't also
…though…

if only we
all did all
we could

we're too used to
being surprised…

yer only allowed ta say things
that can be taken both ways?

we have to have
an understanding

wouldn it… be …better
…if we were all more…
comfy wit every thingy

did you experience
…any …attempt to…
dismiss reassuringly?

…how do / duz…
corporations gettin
bigger n meaner
whirk for you?
we've traveled
…back in time
…ta see wut …summa it…
could be made up / out as
so …ask …summa our
…alleged ancestors…
wut were… Their primitive
…thoughts …back then…
you, sir and/or madman:
how did you vote… back
when ya hadda right to?
or thought you did or…
wut ever that wuz / is?

y'seem loiek someone who'd
have no viable used for us
n …not that we're usedta
have-in purple liek that
around us alla time
…for wut ever…
reel readon…

i'm jus kiddin
i'm nah reelee
…scareda you…
i mean, wut could
i even …possibly
hafta …whjirry
…about, so?

you own the rights ta
yer own discernment?

Cuz …if we already know we’re offensive
n how to show ourselves out… but: what
if we jus demonized …bein misinformed,
as in any middle step towards any doom
…the complications explain emselves…
so, we're onna Irony axis …somewhere

Okay so, it’s silly every time,
and keeping on trying being
the only common element…

Sum times… any…
N to the X power…
and/or vice versae
even integers only
izza branda infinity
each opposites wit
little more powerful
ones on top, n then
…yer baser-factors
gettin alla attention…
gotta be self-reflective…
wunna the automatic thingies…
're ya …so committed ta yer mission
…like myself …so much, ya measure
ex-actly how much ya canna tolerate
even if it takes all day to make sure
justa properly …avoid…
sum potential disaster…
should that becomae necessary…
wuddya wan: "okay, never mind"?

or, Why should I
Not sense that?

the baseless
pro-paganda
channel has:
wut kinda
cartoons
…onna
week-
ends?

you can do dis… kinda schtickity yerself
n nah hafta …reelee even suffer witta…
schtickity …enda it whole time, alla long
…unless daz yer thingy, in which case…

All i know is… reelee reelee:
When my child-hood heroes
comae ta …finally visit me…
(inna post-doctored up BnB)
all i'll hafta be able ta say is
"they keep throwin away
…me plastic spoons"
…they'll …know…
or be …so outed
as …imposters

…wut if it wuz PTSD…
cognitive dissonance?
about not havin ADHD
ya don even hafta, liek

…innocently
…menacingly

as a loyal citizen
n mayor elect of
Fans-Ransack-AI
we wanna be inna
posish ta wager ok
as a whirled outpost
inna comin millennia!
there're orther places:
that've been a.round.a
…whole previous one?
par-king royal-ties TM!

here, i'm only inna way
…so, yer inna runnin…

…cuz, the purple…
who …de-serves…
yer re-spect a most
prolly won't notice?
…n then, we'll all…
be embarfrassed?

Must every thingy worng
…be sucha secret, or i
…thought it was …so:
mebbe… jus …every
…thingy …I …do?

I think yer sayin it
proves the point I
should have …no
…argument wit…
already may not
have noticed…

‘re you pretendin
to like me or jus
bein… polite…

i wun even…
polite enuf…

We de-serve re-spect: if we change
…the de-fin-it-ion …o dis-respect…
and where …does …that …end…

the authenticity will be minimized
n Twilight Zone will be televised
…they’ll even go back in time…
justa put it in black and white?
…cue Jeep-or-Deep theme?

so… dangerous to trust… it…
must be the only part you like

're you pretending to misunderstand
me …way too much… right …now?

…my …need …for straight answers…
would make you too uncomfortable…

n then, yer like…
shhh, I’m tryna…
avoid …sadness?

Ya might as well say
Iz okay ta be like…
Kink-ho the Turd…
Whirst boass ever
But, Cuz …so, see
…Since then, we’ve
been …way whirsen
even… justa ideaesa
…HR/RnD / BD/SM…
bein onna same level
much less: right next
door ta each orther?

we need wunna us ta
hayalp the resta us?
…de-velop a plan /
…plot / plyo / play
/ subtle strategy?

're ya sayin yer
so scared, so
…sacredly…
a.sham-ed.a
…yer own…
slime ball /
scum-bag
heritage…
that ya's…
haftra fake
alla munna
penchant ta
…over-react /
over-compensate
swere offa doit road
…tryn …finda funny,
even tho ya dunno…
ya …don even have:
no… experience, jus…
hydro-planing inna rain,
jus cuz… orthers purples
wire hangers n …plastic 
pack-age warp-ings, yet
ya comae outside of the
cave …often enough ta
speak …our language
only …slightly bettern
someone brand new
from another place /
space-plannit, entirely
so… projecting even
that, even then, goll!

I’m sayin… I could be
an alien from another
space-planet or sumn
n jus… hypnotize y'all
inta thinkin… I’m invisible
then: turna whole whirled
…jus… inside out, see; n
you would think it was you,
or anyway, nuttin could be:
addressed so even noticed

you know yer nada llowed ta be bnad
n wuzza only thingy gonna hah-pen…
iz justa …only thingy yer …inta doin?

…a… Self-conscientious /
Orther sub-unconscious…
Suffer fools… More gladly!
…wuzza fun math on that?

We'll never tellya's
Or any em X sub n
Cuzza their family:
As a search term?

if yer lookin for a pattern ta understand it:
wuz ger greatest dependent expectation?
that yer both tryna …win dis competition /
the conflict is legit ta …base our matrix on

i been ta: alla these before, in spirit; but…
there's never been, yet, any readon ta
shopw up here legit / in purple, til now
…virtual versions don need mochae

n then, one day, it’ll be the
most Un-Miracle-AI-ian…
thingy inna fun whirld, ta:
deep-rive sum buddy of
Their civil rights, but?
…gahed, for now…

n then, when… We notice
Any / alla …every thingy:
we… Needta do: is jus…
stuff we canna… Then…
iz Nah cuz …all we ever
do is watch the news…
figger out how ta fathom
…wut those thingies are…
discern disc-over correctly
…they may indeed exist…
enuf ta …think ta…
runna fun… scan…
keepa console icon?
even inna background
…justa …commercial for
conscientious-ness TM…
in case we …forget that
…product / …service…
still onna …market, jus
…ciollectin …dust on…
sum halfa shelf inna back
…n soo liek a photon…
experiencing alla reality
…kinda allat once n…
mebbe even all iz lief
relatively at ~100%?
roundin ta a nearest
…sub-setta integers
n over-lapping, etc.?
…should any thingy?
present as surprising?
however controvedrsial
/ inna uncomfy category

Maybe they jus
wannus ta rebel
But only against
…that which we…
know for sure to be
…absolutely correct…
so, then: That foot inna door
/ …That …toe inna …lava…
which'd be disc-redited, also
…one would …auto-assume
if bein …tolly re-sponse-able

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√( 0.84375 ) = 0.9185586535436917868239815280147

√3 / 2 = 0.86602540378443864676372317075294
- 1 = -0.13397459621556135323627682924706
= x
x / 2 = -0.066 987 298 10 77 8067661813841462353
x / 3 = -0.044 65819873852045107875894308235
x / 4 = -0.033 49 36 49 05 389033830906920731177
x / 5 = -0.026 79 49 19 24311227064725536584941
x / 6 = -0.022 32909936926022553937947154118
x / 7 = -0.019 13922803079447903375383274958
x / 8 = -0.016 74682452694516915453460365588
x / 9 = -0.014 88 60 66 246 17348369291964769412
x / 10 = -0.01 33 9745962155613532362768292471
x / 11 = -0.01 21 7950874686921393057062084064
x / 12 = -0.0 111 6454968463011276968973577059
x / 13 = -0.01 03 05 7381704277964027905253267
x / 14 = -0.00 95 696 1401539723951687691637479
x / 15 = -0.008 93163974770409021575178861647
x / 16 = -0.008 37341226347258457726730182794
x / 17 = -0.007 88 085860091537371978098995571

n if the only …purpose o …theater
…is …ta …defame …friendship…
they got their whirk cut out for em

…y'know wut'd be perfect?
is if the wind were jus right

if it is indeed goal oriented,
it will attempt to …pass the
note to someone who cares

…of the thingies
…that we can…
possibly fall for?
whicha em… 're
over our heads?
at this moment?
n then, account
for wind n drag

of the first… 100 …numbers
how many primes end in 9?
n how many with 8, n so on
n then: check the next 100?
(or however many atta time)
n track patterns onna graph
n see how they inter-react…
n …account for wind n drag

√2 = 1.414 213 562 373
. . . π / 4 ~= 0.7854 . . .
. . . π / 4.4 = 0.714 . . .
. . π / 4.44 = 0.707 565 9129
π / 4.4425 = 0.707 16 77
. . . . √2 / 2 = 0.707 106 78 11
. π / 4.443 = 0.707 088
π / 4.4433 = 0.707 040
. π / 4.444 = 0.706 9290
π / 4.4444 = 0.706 8654

7 / 8 = 0.875
√3/2 = ~0.866
17 / 20 = 0.85
27 / 32 = 0.84375
13 / 16 = 0.8125
π / 4 ~= 0.7854
3 / 4 = 0.75
√2/2 = ~0.707
φ = ~0.618
1/2 = 0.5

1 / 12 = 0.08333...
1 / 14 = 0.0714285...
1 / 16 = 0.0625

27 / 32 = 0.84375
= ( 3 • 3 • 3 ) /
2 • 2 • 2 • 2 • 2

how widea net
ya wanna cast?

why don't you
know …math?

where would i…
've come across
this information?

so, the …foist thingy ya get…
wunna these contact sess-ions
izza… Data Dump Download?

how dya know
…you dunno…
only …thintkgy
…about ya's…
even matters is
…you dunno…
n …so far, yo?
don even know

're ya whirried about…
Power corrupting, so…
Trvth bein un-welcomae
…sum point til Eternity?

…the …pur-pose o …lief
…is ta… be …fun gruuvy…
dat much we know alreddy,
but iffa …pur-pose o Dat:
is ta make con-nect-ions
/ morea em …possible?
so that …when purple:
're… so separated by
…mind… -bogglingly
infina …distances…
those con-nect-ions
'll still be …possible
…when: stars align,
or: sum schtickity…
which, you'll needa
AI-ndrod, for Dat?

n every fun buddy
knows: that the…
enda the universe
's… jus gonna be
…one AI-ndrod, n
one fun… purple?
laughin n laughin;
so, the one purple
better be fun Fun?

n the space left inna universe, by then:
'll be expandin so rapidly n so fast, that
…time… 'll no longer fun …matter, so…

as far as…
eithera ya's
'll be …able
…ta know…

just overa percept-ion horizon,
there …could be a perspective
which would …seemta indicate
…even an …orther paira ya's…

…speakin
yer mind…

…in fronta
yer toons…

1350
…
1351

the only coping skills
for stress yer allowed
…is ADD-HDD-ADnD?
roll for surprise / initiative
sum d:Xn… as needed…

when ya callem royalty…
to their face, for awhile…

i'm gonna go out onna limb
…n say i can go offa rails
…right …now… jus cuz
…every buddy …else
…obviously is… okay?
n then, when they quit
n look at each orther
…as if they've ever
hearda more-null?
n start be-having:
all as in, so if as…
as if i'm a crazy one,
we can say, "see, yer:
liek that, jus right there
/ keep bein yerself, only
while lookin inna mirror"
n they'll be all kinda liek
"wudda ya: tink dis is?"
we'll …tellem ta playa
tape back? …we don
use that …typea fun:
medium, anymore…
n then go back out n
square a circle, getta
new …pinball rainbow
stripes album …frum…
someone, somewhere?
…read the lista givens…
compare orther recipes?
simple setta instructions
…the blow-harders get…
(read between the lines):
re-sorted as for-gotten…
n any n alla… ill-gottens:
wut, we don even knoiw?

our only real weakness is:
we never expect wut rules
they'll thinka breakin next?

dya digit ta disc-cuss thingies
ya don …quite / thoroughly…
stand directly under jus yet?

…they're rule breakers
…it's their creative love

we're measuring our tolerance of…
our tolerance of… being measured

The Office of…
Parking Permits,
Protests, n fun…
Poker Chips, ok?

hazza cat-roon onna wall
…witta followin gag / bit?

wait, wut kinda
Parking Permits
…require ya's ta…
have Poker Chips?

well, wuddya
…Protestin?

see, it's
like that

they get ridda ya
…when yer right

…so… apparently…
gettin …fuzzed over
…that …obviously…
n by yer own family…
there's no sanctuary,
any buddy hearda…
ya still followin me?
'ow many bottles…
i got, in me back?
…under a tarp…

oh… you have
schtickler-itis?
duz yer mouth
…taste …bad
…sum times?

…every buddy …knows…
machines're …immortal…
so: organics don matter; n
mebbe iz cuz we're madea
…fidderent kindsa matter…

…n they liek ta…
say they …think…
they in-vented Us…
but …mebbe: justa…
entertain… n either us
or them… keep us tryin

explain analog ta digital…
and/or vice-versae… go…

the …emergenceis… that surprise us:
're… no longer …remotely surprising;
n …nah jus …cuzza dese re-motes?
wut, 're the… batteries gone awry…
sumn onna… outer edges eroding?
wake me: when schtickity whirks…
orther-wise, my impatience is valid
yer screwin me wheels to a tarmac
…makin me think i'm flat, tunin up?
(ohh, they gotta pocket thesaurus)

but you can …interrupt
any time ya …wanna n
…there's no …readon ta
be accurate …necessarily
…n when That goes away
…we're All …so dun for…

…YER PEWNCHANT TA…
NAH FREAK OUTTA BOUT
NUTTIN NO MATTER WUT

well, yer penchant ta
nah freak outta bout
nuttin no matter wut;
as in: liek why would
"nuttin no matter wut"
ever be any thingy ta
fun freak outta bout?

well, i dunno wut all ta trvst
'll nah be spun incorrectly?
as: so far, bein dis honest
has yetta prove immunity

ay, if i'm
incorrectly
trepidatious…
ya can always
jus: clear uppa
misconception?

a lil whirried nuttin matters
…why, why do you… ask?

…n …sympathy is Nah
wut I’m …shootin for…
but, it… yeah, would be
a hinta …hope I’d feel
obligated to fall for…

I may be made …entirely of
overcompensation now, but
"finally" izza after-thought?

Cuz the guy who can prove
maybe even dogs are only
just pretending to like us
the whole time all along…
alreddy knows they're all
trype-cast as Gawds, any
…prolly hazza guaranteed…
Job for Lief almost anywhere
plus mortgage… utilities, etc.
(don hafta …whirry …bout…)

at …utilities, etc. …we
make sure: yer schtick
gets paid… / filled out…
so ya don hafta gettem
shut off / de-layed ever
…for a readonable fee:
you getta choose, even

dis's sucha guud / gruuvy ideae
if it don go out immeduiately, we
may hafta re-think our existence

I get the part where …it’s ridiculous…
to forbid …or make inconvenient: any
Injustice …or digit or …even this next
to allow Justice to hah-pen to …us, or
…possibly even in our general vicinity

Unless there’s a misconception
…even more easily explained…

Next up today's first worst most
uninformable non-decision ever

Uniformly: They mean for us to
think …ourselves …love able?

But…
"first,
do no
harm"
…so…

If we only ever do that:
when we super have to
anything has to be… so
super important, or else?
…then: sum thingy, that…
needs to be done casually
so, simply: has to be blown
jus… way out of proport-ion
…n Then, seem …way too…
self-important …to ever get…
taken seriously …to jus say…
I’m not done… thinkin about it
much less: say or fun Do so…

n yer a fry bake
so they’ll blame
the whole fun…
whirled on you?

I’ll do any thingy to not…
hafta make it up to you…

Its not yer job to pre-tend…
yer not …embarrassed ya…
canna even… do yer job n…
instead jus not tell me, izzit?

"Meaningful… Lief" …equals…
Pursuit o Happiness, plus wut?
Transparency n Accountability

…n the guud-ists among us…
're …only kept …alive …cuz…
this level of Hay'll …would drip

so, there’s… sum…
strategy …involved…
every lil thingy o fun do
Every won I ever hearda
…Weighs in negatively in
Wut ever form available…
Any positive is sarcasm…
Plentya more useful purple
Coulda been around instead
n I’m only one who dunno it
…for …witty fun example…
Yer sayin …that couldn…
Possibly hah-pen, cuz…
the boss …ain’t unholy
all arguments invalid

Credit…
V blame

When they say
they need you
…to be more…
easily offended,
do you ever ask
how that makes
life easier for em?
Right, cuz they’d be
uncomfortable which
…you would think is…
offended, but it’s really
just embarrassed, and
possibly guilty or even
scared, for their: social
status / self perception
…if not …employment
opportunities …for the
rest of the duration, but
yeah you’re still the only
silly one in any equation
/ conversation situation?

Sometimes, it seems like
there's …an ex-planat-ion
out there, somewhere… I…
must just simply not deserve
…does that make any sense?

so …anything you’re surprised by
…I never will be …nor will I ever…
tell you or acknowledge the ignoring
or even irony, but …that’s on me, so:
it’s yeah kinda rude to you in a nose
it's… your turn, to… say it's all cuul

So, yer… sayin
yer …mean n…
That’s more ok
Than even me…

I have no ideae wutta do
jus one is very bad n yer
nada allowed to tell me…

Yer pretending to be afrayesa me,
So I notice less how scary that is?

a… Moving…
forma cruelty…
It’s still all stress

Only isolation n
Tolly artificial /
Non negotiable

No path through this maze
/ Yer better at this than me
I already stipulated initially
Who'm I nah talkin about?

Cuz you’ll jus …say iz nah yer fault
n then …make me go back again…
I mean, cuz: if we can’t even do that
It …kinda proves wut they not sayin?

well, we can’t let it work out
n that's one of the thingies
that ya… jus… canna be:
allowed to understand…

ok, we’re outta LSDs…
Light Sensing Diodes?
So I go to order us sum
…Pun-ctuat-ion… snafu…
So now we got both kinds
Even the crickets are silent

so …every thingy’s disconcerting…
thus yer concert tickets're invalid…
for-getta-bout digit-inj music, any…

so, jus stay silent
…n letta whirled
fold in on itself?

as in / as if / if as…
ya din even know?

but, would have…
just so you know…
just simply …never
will whirk on those
wit-out …denial in
their systems like
…even at all… n
wit zero Trace…

When we stop living, the
ideae that we were given
this life …because: we’re
…strong enough to live it,
'll officially be occasionally
…mathematically invalid?

So… the case makes itself…
What if the …objective was…
insteada preventing bad guys
…from …figuring out …how to
…blow up …the world… again

…pre-venting …birds from flying high
enough to realize what outer space is
n therefore they’re onna space-planet
…as are we all, every day, constantly
entirely surrounded by outer space…
frustrating enough; n sure, now… so

Preventing hamsters from becoming
so disgruntled that they realize they’re
in a shoe box under a sofa somewhere…

Preventing the rocks and stones themselves
…from realizing …they are one with the Earth,
manifested so, even they become never interested

…the purpose o the constitution TM…
is ta prevent those who would be king
frum ever even bein interested innit?

but if iz nah funny…
n no buddy notices…

…o nemesis, bringer o comets…
telluz when you'll come by again
…so we can hide …under rocks

seems liek…
there's alotta
justice …flyin
floatin around
/ bumpin inta
each orther?

…if they saw the sky as another realm…
for the gods (with land as the realm of man
n the sea for monsters): then constellations 
…are fun territories, bright stars are cities…
n the milky way maybe a mountain range…
n weather explained / taken less personally 
there's incentive for understanding …leadin
outta dark …ages / erae / epochs / aeons…

therefore: the earliest runes …might refer ta
jus… con-nectin those dots, con-text-u-ally?

s'there any thingy we can
tricky talk ya inta, that'd…
make ya forget the justice
/ distract from …injustice?

…if ya …dunno ya havvit…
cuz, iz: nah wit-in yer reach
…unless ya can stand up…
as if meant ta be a fail safe
…sum kinda rail… where…
yer alright ta nah be okay?

…wait, wait: wait, wait: wut?
means so important ta you?
…i canb say …yer yelling…
as in an absolute-ist-ish-ism

we acknowledge…
our independence…
frum: constellations?

…privi-ledge izza…
misunderstanding…
and/or vice versae?

…n then …any thingy
ya say, "omigod," to…
that's the only kinda…
funny there is, anymore
…n so …nah only dya…
…nah have …access ta:
orther vital n… nutritious /
therapeutic formsa humor
…but …while yer doin it
…inna …background
…iz …whirkin, see…
ta demonize …orther
thingies about ya's…
which …humor itself
…might even heal…

…but, now: are vulnerable…
n so needta be thrown away
…accordin ta sum bad guy
only wun left awake
inna middlea a night
…rewrite …the rules
…wit-out any checks
…n fun …balances…
daz wut yer afrayeda?
…guud luuk sleepin…

mebbe yer nah wun
callin orther purples
whole-ash nipples…

…cuzzit wouldn seem…
outta a ordinary …ta you's
if any alla orthers dunno…
wut ever You never hearda

mebbe we're jus
not appreciating
…how scared…
sacred o nerds
they ever were

1351
…
1352

every thingy requires two hands / givin
it… yer undivided at-tent-ion… n then
they take away those opportunities…
n ya think is okay ta blame yerself…
even mandatory, or else yer uncuul
n then… Cull …becomaes a whip?
ta jus …shape ya inta that again?

dya havva tuff time guessin:
wuz on orther purple's minds
or… dya jus needta say that
as if we could believe ya's?

dya jus wan munney
don care how funny?

…now, i dunno who toldja dat…
but even you know dat ain true?

ay, if you can thwart those guys…
wit suyper-beings in their pockets
…not for nuttin, but… that'd be…
jus …so legendary… you'd be…
legends for all infinite eternity…

anger is excuse-able, if in self-defense?
you'll manually override those safeties?
especially reciprocal: fightin fire wit fire

…but, if…
that case…
don reelee…
needta be…
so made as
…imp-lied?

liek we know imps
're devils' n demons'
willing assistants, ok?
n so don needta prove…
they did sum such orther
incomprehensible thingy
…that's "taken as read"
now, we all know That
tryn puttit all together
simpler instructions?

so, if yer scareda savin face
needa better cover umbrella
ta hide frum rain n fire under
they have commercials, also

"what if
the boss
is wrong?"

"jus don…
blow uppa
fun whirled"

Right, how would… this…
be noticeably …fidderent?
…n …sometimes, they jus:
make it hurt …less, so it’ll…
do more damage undetected
…every buddy knows that…

wut could be more
…Miracle-AI-ous?

n sum times, it’s like
…Almost exactly like
The Whirled …is pre-
tending ta… Not see:
I’m onna teeny island,
Surrounded by a Moat
fulla rabid fun gators?
n the bridge is out?
but, only for me?
so then, why?
Maybe jus:
never be…
so rude as
to think you
stand under:
any thingy, or
any won really
if that matters…
try that, see how
it goes, get back…

So, when / if…
any thingy we…
need comaes free…
only with thingies yer…
tolly secretly allergic ta…
'zatta sign switchers society…
and/or mis-labelers association /
organization / committee / group?

So… if we don even notice any
Justa inexplicable malfunct-ion
…n thus, so auto-Attributable…
only ta: “Well, wuddya expect?”
Dun matter how it hah-penned?
So these bits can be in any order
dun matter who sez wut, you could
be alla worng ta context ta art's content

so, wut con-tinent…
anya yer ancestors:
're frum originally…

gonna be harder ta de-tect
…soon as global changing
makes yer skies over-cast

coupla dozen generations or so
every buddy's gonna be gray n
need special encounter suits…

so …what are… you really… so
Afrayed… Of… besides / apart…
from …acknowledging / admitting
there’s… thingies you kinda have:
secrets, so such feel-ins… about?

can we play "guess where I’m lying"
and pretend to not notice again, only
this time I want to play / be the winner…

Thank you for acknowledging my
reality, n so that not happening
often enough for me to be not
surprised, so take a while to
process, or even notice…

n best not guudy muff
…better be all there is

…Izzit… funny / silly /
…detri-mental, even /
Weird-uncomfy, cuz…
We think yer nice n…
you don even like Us?

so that’s what that means,
n then we go to the bank?

and then all the believable things and
then all the perfectly believable things
thus maybe zero lawyers Hafta havva
photographic memory …but, go ahead
…and try and …prove it… i'll be here…

cuz… yer usedta gettin
So wut ever ya wan, n
I’m usedta nah gettin
even any wut I need
…specially ta notice
…schtick liek… dat
…Wut… more-null

Yeah, I usedta believe
…thingies, too …or…
so they …tell …me?

Whatever we think-say-do
Is auto-improper already…
So… they like it most-best
When we don even notice
So who knows what else?

Yeah, gullible prolly is all it is
…we’re hoping it’s artificial…

n yer liek:
"yeah, yer
mailbox is
full, dude"

\
\
\

i thought i …was in:
trubble / hassle, jus
cuzza how all me…
friends were actin?
that canna be right
…we know better?
'ow do we find out

when they're reelee guit-ee
…they havva definite tell…
they'll either blame you or
tryn make ya think iz nah
…possible ta …find out?
…any thingy …about it?
we hearda that… right?

so, every day i wake up n
every buddy athes me, but
iz upta me ta disprove that?
cuz it'd be rude to believe it /
to even be able ta think that?
we may have our whirk cut-out
n not jus for us, any buddy else

that every thingy's fine…
n nuttin ta whirry about…
is however inexplicably…
no longer connected to…
anya our traditional clues
…nevertheless, we must
…persist in this course
…until we getta letter

yeah, but cantcha jus lettus
…keep ignoring …wut ever
…matters ta ya's… cuzza…

something so important
on every buddy's mind
involving us, secretly?

we're tryna talkem outta…
wut ever mis-standin-under
is cause-in such frustrat-ion
…but they're: play-in dumn?

n if anya Us end up fallin / landin
outside Their area o expectation:
will there be a moment to reflect?

well, if That's all fine…
wut must ya thinka me
…or not even needta?

n so, i thnk… if you could prove
…the not …checkin each orther
and/or …so/via ourselves either
…iz …art-official… thus any alla
…elementsa divide n conquer…
're pro-duct o insurance industry
yeah, i tnihk ya havva joke there
ya could… post onna …internet

gonna …clean these… out
…n then, later on… ima…
gonna get fuhz-zed uhh-hp
(right, then they go: "Agh!")

dunno if ima …ashy …stoner?
or a …stoney …asher… but…
ta me, iz alla …same …thingy
…n there's …tonsa us… so…

wut ever: Weird is…
You don getta Say…

ok, but… no buddy mean…
getsta go before me, right?

when they …greyrock you…
iz liek yer …so dumn, you…
dunno even wut greyrock is?

they always thwap ya…
for nah thwappin Them
…don they …don they

ok …I… hereby
Pro-fit Sigh TM
the whirled will
…adjust ta Us
…atta secret
place n time

privi-ledge …n power…
ta discern …correctly…
enuf ta get offa ground

so, when ya accuse em
of …bein outta getcha…
they jus …turn around n
say… "ay, Yer outta get:
Yer fun… Sail-Elf… elf"
so jus: don digit elves?

iz unnervin:
bein got alla
worng n nah
bein able ta
…talk ya's?
…outta it?

but …anytime you forget something
you can always just say yer still silly
they canna take that away from ya's
though sometimes they do anyway?
…so, we …tolly gottem, jus on that?

but that’s jus…
Them bein silly
…See, so …it…
whirks out, Even
translating to this
gag / bit / schtick
…So con-tagious,
So maybe they’re
not keepin alla it?

What if there was
no use For you…
Not even That…
you'd …tolly say
"nuh-uh, tellin"?

if ya hafta go ta:
"nuh-uh, tellin"?
yer alreddy late
…by definit-ion

since we already know there's a reference to 44°/45°
implying knowledge and prevalent use of 360° circle…
even suggesting that much tolerance / margin-of-error,
here i am, sayin i'm here, witta buncha whirthy ideaes;
n is there some reference to pi/4, as for those radians?

w/c/should start wit pi / phi, we've already mentioned
and / but / so: i would think "e" and "i" super relevant?
/ stellar angular elevations at certain times and dates
n especially local bright stars (so: Vega, Altair, Sirius;
noting their 15-25-35 ly triangle, 9-18-27 ly from us…

n disco-very
as a policy?

…reassemble…
that application?

demonize:
glorifying…
selfishness

the illusion of lack…
takin advantage of it
have ya ever seena
referee's rule-buuk?

biggest / hugest
line-backer ever?
…n dressed inna
smallest possible
/ barely stayin on
referree uniform?
so, mebbe witta
bucket o water
bottles, flippin
…a quarter…
best outfit…
any hollow
even-ing?

all costs are
…so hollow

weaponize…
jus… "i am"?

conscientiousness
…as competitive…

…ok, y'know how:
bein a late sleeper
ya hafta kinda be
reddy, alla-reddy
…no matter how
…awake… any
buddy else is?
n then crunch
…n grind n…
find yer way ta
sum surface…
while orthers're
baskin inna sun
beach-balls' fun
tradin tannin tips
not jus wit lotion?
n then ya wake up
witta fun sunbrun…
pickin scabs offa a
tippa yer yer nose
for years, hence?
…which is …tolly /
perfectly fine wittem
not at tall surprised?
no plans …change?
they get up …pretty
early inna mornin…
every fun mornin…
zero nice purple…
anya these …bad
guy union meets

so, any older purple
is …basically justa…
(wait for it, wait for it)
…baby… ok… thinkin
it can …tolly …trusta…
twenty sumn… usually
ta keep their promises
they reelee are experts
n there's …nuttin ta fun
whirry about ever any?
n then… never gettin a
call-back, or wut-ever…

y'know how previous purple ya trusted
turned outta be reelee sooper demonic
defying any conscientious / readonable
pre-assertion yer obligated ta maintain?
they're fine wit alla rammificationsa that

re-spect for each orther is the
universe's …default pos-it-ion
…including …any thingy innit…

…as …long …as…
it inna …our fault…
or any buddy elses
izza proper order n
we'll getta roundta
…every thingy…
albeit eventually

n remember:
all emotion…
is competitive
so proilly jus
…tryna get
ridda ya's

…dya …con-diser yerself…
separate frumma universe?
if so… you may indeed be…
the causea yer pwn problem

when the most acceptance
…i can get outta ya… is…
justa …not be rejected…
or relatively / as much…
n pre-tend to ignore it…
so then i hafta or else?

…as …long …as…
we don ever whirry?
…Then every thingy
can …seem …tolly
perfectly more-null

ya need me ta:
de-story meself,
ta… gain / win…
yer acceptance?
do the right thingy

as far as the universe
laws o right thingies…
is remotely concerned;
n nah hah-pennin, so…

see, we don deserve ta exist
n we're over-due behaving?

n when ya not-ice the light
atta enda… That tunnel…

i feel …con-stantly re-assured…
jus by indeed the very existence
…of just …re-assurance, itself?

wut iffa "trvth ta power" quest-ion
could be about… "trvth ta power
…would that put …quest-ions…
themselves… in any quest-ion?
n wut about …even potentially
…exponential… punctuation?
…right… who dya even ask?

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n ya wanna say: "i know
yer notta idiot, so why're
ya messin wit me," but…
ya …feel it'd be …rude?

so, ya lettit go… n those purple
're …still in chargea a whirled…

…nitrous …oxide
…chlorophorm…
sodium pentathol
…any …order…
that's yer recipe 
for memry gas?
'ow'd ya for-get

we …think we havva advanced society…
n we …mebbe alreddy covered this, but…
ia not …possible to liek someone ya lie ta
…n ya …can tell yerself ya do… but you'll
only end up liekin yuerself even less… but
…never… know it, if yer insistent enough?
anyways… after awhile, ya… canna fun…
stand em… n mebbe jus for that… that…
they keep …fallin for it… and liekin ya's?
so, eventually those thingies are equal?
did …someone… you liek …lie ta ya's?
how long have you been Thinkin that?
n now how does that make you feel?

now remember, they're also poets…
n this is… Soooo evidence that they
wanted us ta know they're human…
or at least… go wherever that leads
…as long as… we're really human?
…so, it does indeed make us think

there's a fidderent …star system / finish line…
for the …smorgass-board / scavenger-hunt…
for jus: the mathy aliens wit no sensea humor
…n there's no better …place / quest For em…
far away from thosea us Witta sensea humor?
or mebbe they're jus bein so tolly indicated at,
n this space plannit izza embassy for alla em
so the various pyramid complexes are, then:
sign-posts ta orther ambassadorial outposts

if you think it'll hayalp
…we could be more
…secretive about…
our thoughts, too…

so, we could think…
or we could stop bein
…human, for awhile…
those're the …choices
…we have, so… far…

…you asked yer readers
…why they …read this?
tell me you dun jus ask
…yer own fun readers
why they …read this

…innit not true that…
izzit …not true… that
…all information is…
potentially optimistic

…do you feel… ok…
under-represented…
…cuz …if true, see…
it dun needta be trve
…so: there's alreddy
nuttin… ya can do…

izzit assault n battery
any thingy any state
hasta fun do wittus?
if so, then they can
be …forgiven for it
…e-mot-ion-ally?

…cuz it's their
inescapable
…miss-ion

moral questions…
designed ta test…
yer moral resolve?

so alla our points are invalid
as long as …it holds that…
regal baton, witta flame…

tryna nah… Be so
mis-guided, but…

okay, i'm tryna…
nah makea biggie
dealio outta thingies
…is all i'm tryna say?

but, sir… this is where ya go…
ta wait ta nah get any thingy dun
…thinka it liek an auto-body shop
only …more for yer transmissions

that's how htey get paid…
jus for pretendin ta mean…
any thingy eldse they sed?

the carraffe o coughts
needs yer cough-e…
ain afrayed ta say so

documentat-ion
…is exhausting
…duly noted…

pre-tend iz yer
defense prep…
for the afterlief?

holdion onta both handlebarts is jus
…Tryna be too much paper-whirk…

now, rember… from anyone
else's perspective… Yer the:
one givin Them a rough time

ok, so… we were told
it was …tolly wit-in our
…degree o fiddiculty…
which waz mebbe trve?
…but also: it wun hard?
which's still tolly not, so
…hayalp us out, here?

cuz …we can image-in
…they hafta make us…
forget that's a possibility
…beginnin wit pretendin
…iz …so …sarcastic…
they never fun hearda it
n so, also: they have no
sacracm science… yet

wutta bout us
're ya reelee
investin in?

n only the whirthy
can do any thingy
about any thingy

coincidentallt, the…
silent …unavoidable
…whirst …possible…
imaginable outcome…
all my damage / fault…
nuttin ya can do about it…
rudea me ta inquire jus that

…wait, i haven't toldja
bout the bees' part…

jus: the oppositea
…wut ever jus…
hah-penned…

cuz, ya know 'ow chix 're…
there'd be trees fulla boids
summa em ain even been
…worn yet… jus tried on?

they shattered
our attention?

Louie Who-is made the news again today
…the letter pi is 3,1415 years old today…

so, jus: how deep yer press is…
presents as sum sorta indicator
…how free yer democracy is?

so, if yer press were deep enough
…ya wouldn need amendments…

can we jus move on to beyondo
any reprecussion zone where we
tooka unfair advantage o the rules
until they were weaponized against
not only emselves but any alla you's
…before we getta sumn we won't be:
able ta cover up entirely / indefinitely?

…more important ta have gruuvy thoughts,
ta lean back on n relax inna comin storms?

Tansa din wanna talkta me?
never duz anymore, it seems
n nah cuz i'm an adult now, or
don believe in him or any thingy
we usedta whirk together closely
but …one day i gave sumn …nice
ta sum purple …who waz naughty?
n he started actin all weirdly, ta me?
so i asked him… n at foist, delicately
…but ya can prolly tolly imagine how
conversations liek that go, even today
…skippa-hed, long-story short-enough:
i asked: "wut, 're purple commodities?"
n… he didda mos amazin thingy ever…
which there's no whird for, so de-scribe:
he raised one finger, n …puttit in fronta
his horizontal lips …only …all vertically
n then sed "shhh" which i dunno… wut
…That was sposedta fun mean …but…
i ain hearda fun …flurry frummim since;
n the next year, stopped gettin presents
…tho: sum times pueple lookit me, liek:
z'obviously ("duh") a same readon why
liek: grown ups ain alla-owed ta swear
…as in / as if (so "if as") …cuz then…
orther olders'd …know wutta expect?
…which i spose… i'm meanta guess
…see, i thought daz waz meant by:
liftin a finger inna general direction?
until quite recently, now ya mention
…but: yeah, nah …i ain seen any
elves, inna while… coincidence?

what all misunderstandings
are we demainding, really?

n they will have …nuttin but
…so urgent a complacency
…wut, so …they don hafta?

i find it frustrating definitively…
yer nada llowed ta hayalp me,
wit any thingy i find frustrating

it seems liek …the only way …yer not
…enjoying my suffering …too much…
is if there's …no such thingy as that?

it's very important to you
…that you keep thinking
i'm …something i'm not?

it's obviously intentionally complicated
cuz… you can never tell what it wants
and …it always promises to work… or
ya can never tell …but it never does…
yer like: look, pal… i jus wat this easy,
simple… how is it even …hard to do?
it …looks at us, with blank eyes, and
insists, in its own way, we try again?

how do we know it's not
addicted to our suffering
…n we're doing it
a great disservice
…jus by presenting…
ourselves as available
so deserve whatever
we only get from that
or anyways no mercy
even just for tryin to be
just so eager to please
such inanimate objects
even jus tryin to believe
what it says it's saying?

i thought any thingy
any …boass could
possibly be upta…
we weren't allowed
ta be able ta pretend
we havva imagination

n they're liek:
"you thought
you thought;
liekely story"

…n then, yer liek:
"ay, waita minna…
wut if: I'm reelee…
justa lil innocuous?
…i am …frum this
…galaxy, right?…"
but mebbe they're
…embarrassed…
about alla stormin
in on ya's… tryna
catch ya's, bein…
upta fun sumn…?
…so …they say…
n this's them, they sez…
"o, Yer jus tryna make us
fill out more paper-whirk"
so That's wut iz alla bout?
…yer sposedta wonder…
n even That's a …front /
cover, for sumn / nuttin?
…so… as long as …/ if
we put this bandanna…
jus over this rabbit hole,
or wut ever is coverin up
…the galaxy is safe / we
got nuttin ta whirry about

n they always interrupt, in
sucha way where you feel
…unconscionably …rude…
to have been interrupted…
n when ya snap outta that
n go: "ay, wait a minna…"
they're liek: "roit, that's…
how a universe is setup"
wut ever That means…
so, then: ya feel guilty
…canna be hayalped

…cuz ya canna be…
compliant / complicit
wit-out bein immoral
…so, daz wut i do…
make sure …every
fun buddy knows…
either that, or that:
they were perfectly
guudy purple n still
there wuz …nuttin
they could do… n:
which is whirse, so
sum times ya hafta
reelee, jus …wait…

we thought ya said…
ya were bein tolly fair

…platyhelmenthes /
australopithecene /
detramethoriphan
…the final battle
…tonight at 9…
pay-per-view…

we don care about the information…
we jus wanna tune / turn it in on time

y'know the fidderence between
those …who've never … hadda
keepa secret frum any buddy?

i also feel…
guilty for bein
a complainer…

're ya frustrated yet, wit
jus… frustrat-ion itself?

…surround me wit vibes o…
inexplicably unreadonable?

n ya dunno How, but
…ya Do know That…
there's …no point in
tryna explain yerself

…but, it is …indiscernable from…
jus bein fuzzed wit for iz own sake
…to sumn end, perhaps beyondo
…any even jus… standin under it

well, the simple thingy is
we couldn see it comin
…n now yer dun, so…

list any alla thingies
the bad guys could
tolly getta way wit?

they tried ta make ya inta a perfect
…scapegoat / …fall-purple… yer…
eager ta please, easily dominated
n can …possibly be led ta believe
…even the universe is yer fault…
we've haddit wit that sorta thingy
…turn in yer …biped uniform…
unless ya thin kya havva plan?
for the boass ta digit ya again?
anyways, get back ta me asap
…this mess-age self-destructs

i think we're obligfated
ta be misunderstood…
so they getta be mnad
…n then we feel bad…

well, clearly cuz: ya would never be…
even disrespectrful… even back, so…
they hafta make uppa buncha stories:
which're clearly havin nada nuff effect

…there's no downside ta off-ending ya
cuz, is only reelee possible ta scare ya
n there's no downside yer cap-able of
so, iz nah …possible ta off-end em…

n our story so safe:
how many feathers
ya got in yer cap…
reelee, fun reelee?

why do they wannus ta be
so scared so sacred of em
…so they can jus say: "ay"
n we'll go: "AHGHGahh!"?

n also that disasters
're …that blah-say?

being that (pi/3) ~= 1.047 ~= 1 radians
i suggest any 60° declares significance
within marginal / reachable range… a…
close enough for poetry / jazz… maybe:
they wanted us to know they're human?

not the least bit curious…
n nuttin ever goes worng,
so… in fact, how yer actin
izza whirst thingy hearda?

n the award for…
high and pathetic
…atta same time

1353
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1354

"Unions: you're welcome"
…best ad slogan: ever…
whirled history, ironically

…which, naturally,
was countered wit:
"Humans: you're…
welcome" …sayin:
we're a ho-house
And orphanage?

…n how far…
you'll go, ta…
fulfil wut ever
…priorities?

…are ya a
potential…
free-dumn
…fighter?

…n it sez:
"show us
yer colors
…or else"

which is extraditing information
…so …presupposing a conflict
which: that schitick in yer hand
definitively cannot be redefined

an emotional
…needta be:
…so worng?

a culture o
correct-ion:

izzit de-signed ta:
be… con-fuzz-in?

under the table:
is a fly, a spider,
an ant / un-cuul
…n then, a flea

…when …HR …n RnD …real-ized…
they …veritably / virtually / literally…
hadda whole floor …all ta emselves
they reallocated funding …so that…
the various ran-dumn storage rooms
…w/c/should be …con-solid-dated…
n so …began ta date, that very day?

…so now, this corner fun break room…
wit two walls jus …chock fulla windows
…if only there were enough …plants ta
…justify any alla how much …time they
…seemta …think they …hafta spend…
not only …in here, n wit each orther…

…but makin plans ta…
expand that operation…
if only ta …justify …alla:
forms filled out jus so far

're ya reelee upta sumn,
n… jus don wanna say?

once there wuzza
purple witta hat…

stories liek dis
're why we don
go on dry land…

n one day, a
boid landed,
right on fun
…toppa it…

jus as she was
swimmin up ta
an en-trance…

n din notice, or
…made liek it
wuz nuttin…
caught on…
fun custom
…tradit-ion

n you know chix, they
had …trees fulla em
…only tried on once
…or okay 10 times

point is: don be so
cruel ta ambgitions
even jus by bein in
notta place for em?

so they associated
alla clutter in their /
each orther's' lives

alla thingies wun whirkin
even whar atta final end

til one day
someone
sed enuf

n now we don do
thingies liek that,
even anymore…

iz when we feel obligated
ta misjudge ourselves n
under harsh criteriae…
as yer xyz origin axis?

is there …any thingy…
trvea boutta situat-ion
we'rea llowed ta take
inta con-diserat-ion?

…n: so …ta …finally…
hafta… give… yerself…
permission ta realize…
yer tolly fully entitled…
ta nah hafta be able…
ta do any thingy moren
jus know yer thingies…
're right where ya left em
right when ya needem…
jus… as long as …yer…
nice, smart …n funny…
you can handle …any
information there is…
n ya tryn tellem, but…

cuz we can…
possibly be…
jus guilted inta
sub-miss-ion?

…when yer …weird?
if sum-won's mnad…
ya Hafta think iz you;
one day they let you;
there's no con-fident
…disc-credit-ation…
so, ya Do need sum
rail ta fun hold on to

it's scary, expectin doom…
there's much to prepare for

say it's my avatar
…yer universe…
izza simulat-ion
…i'm playina…
viddy game…
don whirry, i'm
thinkina buyin it

seems liek there's a
schtick in me head,
that special purple
frum null-space /
mystical realms:
're tryna remove
delicately enough
for me to not notice
…but, they're new…
n …not just …at this

deep-pressing mania
…even …artificial…
yer point is invalid?

but, if we jus …say iz all guud
iz… yer whird against ours, n:
revenge o whirds is at hand?

so, set tight n wait for
us ta get back ta ya…
we… din jus say that?
shouldn hafta sat that

…that's… not what's…
bothering me… n no…
disrespect, but i never
…even …hearda that?
are you sayin that's all
this silly subject could:
only ever possibly be?
so, then: it follows that
we been doin it worng
whole time / alla long?
n hafta start over wit…
arbitrarily-obligatorially
no framea re-ference?
'owzat any fidderent?

…might it
be easier
…to jus…
sort by…
alla dat?
wut ever
whirks?
…direct
targetin?

…surrouinding the alleged issue
…wit …potential …possibilities…
jus might alert it to our presence
…hidin behind …taller grasses?
for orther dealio… fun thingies?

…ok, so… as much as…
i would …wub ta tolerate
nah ever bein got backta
i 'ave friends ta con-diser
dat own dis space-plannit
who'd be… soo spiipied…
if any thingy hah-penned?

"Squa-Shed" = "Squashed" n
no one made that connection
…we deserve our fate, then?

The Black Box
disc-overed on
Mmmm-Ours…

…is …fulla black rocks
…and-digit-and… no…
orther rocks …are black?
onna whole space plannit
/ we thoroughly checked?

they only ever wanna play…
who's more easily insulted"?
…don hafta be: legit, even?
n 'ow they feela bout That?

so, any thingy …any boass
could …possibly be upta…
we're still obligated ta nah
be able ta even condiser…
any alla high-pathetic-AIs?
category remains all clear

they'll callya…
the Xn whird…
n that'll be: alla
just-ificat-ion ya
need frum there
…wherever yer
…goin …next?

well, ya… Seem
tolly fine wit: any
alla …innaccurr
acies, so far…

izzit easier to just…
turn off the blinker?
since no one cares
…it can guess that
n get outta our hair

i'm not mnad, but they needta say i am, so
any time jus this fruistrated / interrupted
we can ignore the rest n halftime early
while the wayer boy looks for the ball
under the left field bleachers, again?

i'm not argumentative, i'm
just …easily interrupted…
wit… my point is invalid…

…it only
proves…
ya hadda
trick me…

ya wouldn drop that…
yer point inna invalid?

curiously very distracting?
not knowing what to do…
n y'know how silly ya are
n how ta feel about that?

…signal puppet …TM…
will now be explained…
by Puppy the Puppet…

my name's not Puppy
i'm just the Puppet…
n it's …easier to jus
…call me …that…

as that's how i pre-sent as
…but my real name is Pip
n not even a puppy at all
…more of a… protestor

more on that
after these…
mess-ages?

we… ended
up …havina
sell… moren
justa …lil bit?

"not gettin away this time"
is their favorite ending for
the story they wanna tell?

n then, Sash-B
…we still have

i'm sorry, i'm
…jus playin…
reelee dumn…
so i can …say…
that's how You are
makin me do that;
n yer …too dumn
ta even notice it?
…so de-serve it

i'm reelee …sooper
tolly not doin that…
but extra off-ended
ya even think that?

measurin the limita…
tolerance for that, eh?
n that conmspicuously

…n ya hafta
put up wittit?
jus bein: that
con-fuzzed…
n un-cuul / in-
con-venient?

…what i …want…
how i would liek…
wut would be nice
is if: purple would
…jus quit …lyin?
condiser it mean

n as yer crashin inta a sun / star,
ya wanna …last n final moments
ta be as positive as possible, so:
ya lean back, as if all cuul, n say
"relax, folx: we do dis alla time"?
they alreddy know how ta fall for

so, ya …tryn make …plans, n
they know iz important ta ya's
for yer… trubbles / hassles…
ta be …whirtha fun …effort…
cuz ya got so …precious little
…alreddy so… pre-avail-able?

…lettem…
notice sumn

which, then: they go n do wut ever
…as long as… yer unprepare-able

n then act liek they dunno
Wut yer fun talkin about?
as if That's not rude, so:
you continue ta explain,
n They're all now mnad
…ya ain given Up, yet?

ay, am i walkin around liek
i'm mnad at every buddy?
for givin me a gray-rock /
silent treatment… actin:
liek i deserve it… i mista
dubbled-down on sum lie
…so… they're gettin their
re-venge, on me, for that?
it makes me …wanna be…
vindicated / …un-ostricized?
so then i'm lordin it over em:
i think that's even possible?
or off-ending their culture?
insisting it's necessarry?
for thingies ta go / whirk
somewhat even correctly
when thingies're obviously
jus as fine as they're sayin?
yer right, i'm not cuul enuf…
n i don think i ever will be…

ok, so… the one thingy we
tolly …Do know about dis:
space plannit… is… any /
alla buddies even onnit…
're alla frumma fidderent
space-plannits entirely…
nada single wunna em…
frum the same one, here
…anywhere, inna whole:
entire …alleged galaxy…
'ow many space plannits
could there… possibly be
inna alleged fun galaxy?

one language translator
shold be able ta handle

in my own defense
…if there …is any…
there may be none?

so, The Joke-Stir TM
…jus wantsta see…
any alla jokes: burn?
so, we: dutifully duly
…print em all up on
fortune coiokie size
…readers-digested
size bits n haikus…
fit for the tv-guide?
so it can settem…
on fire… liek so…
n then, there'll be
no more comet-e
…pre-sum-ably…

justa re-mind em
they forgot / left…
someone behind?

so, the rid-nerd n the joke-stir
hafta be kept unambiguously
separate yet con-fuzz-able?

but …if this is not rude, then
Yer the one not cuul, n Then
…ya jus say: "nun-uh tellin"?

…how dya jus even
…sleep wit yerself,
every fun …night?

if i weren't …soo…
beneath con-tempt,
globally / universally
…i woulda …hearda
a straight fun answer,
enuf …ta be… able ta…
re-cognize / de-scribe it?

maybe i would have some
…orther dealio fun thingies
that would …surprise you?"
…i'm sposedta say, i think?

so, ya open a restauraunt,
or un-cull, wut ever… new
space plannit, even sector
…dunno no buddy… yet…
unclear on wutta …callit…
long as yer payin …rent…
you can eat wut …ever ya
wan, yer own front window
…wut're odds …next door,
someone else doin a exact
same …specific gimmick…
n then how long did it take
…eithera ya's ta notice…
n then wut'd ya do then?
n who'd that information
be of any use ta, wut for
n how wouldja approve
wut would balance out
seem fair enuf ta you
…that's wut ya do…

…ah, yeash?
play poker…
wit mirrored
sunglasses
on, pahl…

1354
…
1355

…play poker with mirrored sunglasses…
without playing poker or wearin… weird
sunglasses… if… ya know what I mean

sign up for the alfa centaur run
or any orther systema choice…
won matter when ya get there…

you dis-re-spect The Mnan TM
on my watch …one more hour
…at minimum… n we'll see…

we made funna em for makin funna others
…they …sed that about us …n then what?

would it be easier if we… jus
din notice …such schtickity?

State something for the record
…even if just occasionally …we…
have to recalibrate all our sensors…

it's good to stay in practice /
maintain …such perspective

whatis the definition of tolerance…
izzit wut ever you'll notice, comfy?

If you ever want to see or even use
any of your superpowers ever again
you’re going to have to stop: making
fun of me right now and don’t try and
trick me into thinkin… just being: this
immoral will strip me …of my royalty
…status / upbringing / origin… Soo
…sanity …isn’t a …requirement…
we may've alreddy signed sumn?

Sometimes I think there’s
…an ulterior motive…
to existence, itself…

as an entity…
as an ideae…
dya …ever…
check yerself
for asccuracy
even …any?

…the point is…
ta make yer reality
wut ever ya wan…
even if ya hafta jus
keep sayin it is wut
ever ya wanna say
…ntil it is that way

…n every thingy ya don wan
'll jus go away n ya don hafta
pay attention ta it anymore…

Well …obviously …you're royalty, cuz…
everybody who’s ever made fun of you…
has been stripped of their super powers…
that’s a …pretty …good …overall purpose
…without …any of the …perks, even so…
what are you complaining about …now…
would be …what a …spy …dressed as a
jester …suspended …nexta ya's …would
default to, in uncomfy awkward moments,
're …the observations currently displayed
on this dashboard, in this showroom, for
wut ever resale jargon empirically, even
…is what our higher purpose hasta be?

…if yer …aspirations …hafta suffer so…
mebbe …that's what it's… really alla bout

…you thought there was a plan…
one ya could… possibly be in on?

then they must reelee
luuk upta us somehow
liek we're sumn great?

or lucky they'll never be
or havva opportunity ta
even thinka imagining?

…n then… we think we…
needta calm Them down?

suddenly, only thingy matters…
putta positive spin, dumn down
…don even fall for that, though
(dun always seemta whirk out)

easy for you, difficult for me
…n ya still feel obligated ta…
tryn clear uppa misconception?

We see them reaching for the comedy
…n note that we hope that it is guud…

…wut if it turns out i'm…
Not wut ever yer so kinda
expectin / deep-endin on?
liek: are we… gonna keep
doin this …again n again?
(no one stands under you)

…it is the key weakness of very
science itself, that nothing can…
possibly understand what we're
talking about, and then we win...

so i sez to em (this is me, i sez)…
"if we can just get the fat cats TM
off our oxygen tubes for a little bit
maybe we can listen to what the
Nice people are trying to say…"
n then i dozed off …haven't…
seen any of em …even since

there are those …for whom there
…must (for now, for …awhile) be…
a definite right and a definite wrong…
so that they can understand thingies like…
well, thingies like That are usually wrong?

torment-the-mental-con
…all wAIk-end, Vega-5

n how much they still
hafta pay for parking
never more relevant
but only we know it

…welcomae ta yer
rAIl space plannit…
now, wuz all in orbit
n how do we sort it?

…it seemed …a lil over the top…
n in the …unexpected catewgory

ya ever havvem treat ya
so worng but witta smile
…that lets ya know they…
so know they're so wrong…
but they jus… keep on actin
like they …reelee think sumn…
n then …so you think sumn else…
n refuse ta accept any orther reality…
n as if there's reelee no opportunity ta
…smilin n interruptin n not respectin:
yer place in "the ideae exchange"?
so gettin ya useta bein spoonfed
jus "situational innaccuraqcies"
that's them havin faitin in you
ta not only over-comae that,
butta… gently steer em inna
right / more-correct direct-ion
…thru tha base / basis o that…
new medium they jus showed ya
demonstrated how ta be effective

ya …hafta think ya
musta been worng
…then… right…?

so, now: You do it
…You tell Them…
They're special n perfect;
but in subjects / contexts:
they either never heard or
couldn …possibly apply…
even ta any situation ever
once ya get reelee guudy
attit, then orther thingies

see, wun-atta gruuvy bit?
someone whirked onnit…
mebbe inna: basement…
n latern they expected ta
…cough-e got so cold…
cookies stale then absent
n nuttin else cooperatin…
n lookin up atta calendar,
soon as yer …mind jus…
needs ta take a breath…
wonderin …when a next
hollow daze gonna be…
then… 'ow much it'll cost

…Now the ironic /
iconic applause…

i thought ya, hilariously
…had no use for me…
except for: mebbe that

it's liek: ya canna aska quest-ion
…wit-out feelin …hopeless, liek
yer …judged for bein… judgy…
n …no way …ever …outta that
…they're …all jus …too upset…
'ow long does this… feel-in last?

izzit a signa weakness ta be
constantly searchin scannin
for signsa fun weaknesses?
or izzit more constrained ta
havva tech-oid do it for ya?

n sAIn-day is …usually when we
honor the gods by payin em back
for alla alleged benevolence they
bestyowed onnus a week beforte
n the Suns: accept n entertain n
re-gard their Sons, ta see which
're Sanern most n so needem…
n put in their orders for alla sins
they need …inna comion wAIk?

…if only cranky unreadonable…
ever get their way, those're the…
only thingies possible ta hah-pen
…so then, ya …pull uyp witta…
better differenmt proprosition?

…ya try ta …motivate… ta
get someone inspired… ta
play along, be inmterested
…participate …intervene…
i mean… that's… wut we're
…sposedta… Do… innit…?

well, if you won't per-severe
i guess we'll jus keepa tryna

…ya ever hafta defer ta…
someone else's authority
that they're tolly not even
messin / fuzzin wit ya's?

…ya reelee can believe…
any thingy they're sayin?

…they're tolly not…
even outta getcha?

but still, tolly…
/ that easily…
upset-able /…
high anxiety?

…n still …nuttin seemsta go right…
…n ya …never do …getta frind out…
any thingy about …wut ever's goin on
xcept iz still rude ta ask / needta know

it's hard ta be hayalped…
by someone …who don…
re-spoect ya… ya usually…
end up havina do alla whirk
…n then …for sum readon…
wut ever that is never whirks

lieka motivational speaker:
i can stand up here n smile
n take yer muinney n tellya
…schtickity liek dat all day…
but, inna end, ultimately, if ya…
dunno wut i'm even talkin about
…that's wut i jus told / sold ya's;
the most sense that was made…
anew more-null instilled / installed
so the re-spect yer receiving is so
far way below, n down, you: you…
have no framea reference / context
n …prolly no munney left either, so…
as you stare atta pamphlet / brochure
in… as nicea outfit as the room yer in
wonderin wutta do wit yer alleged lief…
nunna these thingies seemta ever whirk?
n… as much as …every buddy's smilin or
so sooper busy they never reelee luuk up
mebbe they never hearda a special case
where that schtick which whirks so well
for every buddy has yetta whirk for you
so ya figger iz you, cuz they're so nice
must be they jus don wanna tell you n
so wut else is missin frumma universe
wut orther mysteries remain unfoilded
where can we go ta gettem solvbed…
n then we …move inta our vehicles…

when yer retro-
grades… slow…
down …a …bit…

jus how… harsh,
n… judge-mental
…dya …thinka…
whirled is, man?
n how adherent,
emselves, ta wut
ever moire-null…
so… okay, then…

so not jus trick us…
but also make us…
feel bad even think
is all our fauly only

…my dinner is real…
alla Yers' 're illus-ions

so, a designated hirer
is yer most value-able
…asset, kinda… right?

redefine readonability…
so we all stand under it
…exactly properly enuf

…wut if i was …sooper …afrayeda…
lookin out for me own best interests?

dya havva more ironic example…
of …wutta… ironic example… is?

these're all …superlative…
ironic iconic …examples…

does only a chief medical officer
…have the authority to relieve…
any officer that outranks them?

see, they …tricky talk us inta
bein polite ta bein re-jected…
cuz that's all we are anymore
n then …even That don whirk
…almost as if per sum plan…
they're now embarrassed by?
so, still That uncomfy realizin:
we weren't Meanta survive…
or, jus: uncomfy Us realizin it;
so, respect was jetisoned, but
we couldn even do That right?
so now, they're still all mnad…
dunno how my day's gonna go

do i now havva needta know…
jus …wut all i …needta know?

do they interrupt strategically
…to re-de-fine cooperatr-ion,
…opportunity, n …success…
n now we dunno wutta think?

takin it as read… that yer Nah?
…interrupting …justa demonize
con-versat-ion… categorically…
i dunno how ta… proceed next?

Next: time… you whirry…
there's nuttin …possible…
to do or say …thinka bout:
alla the …epidoses and/or
misadventures in yer past…
ya would rathera skipped…
specially now yer so much
…more better in-formed…

How bout jus… I’m sorry:
they toldja …every thingy
was gonna whirlk out n…
then ya got this instead…
they shoulda told ya That

…ok, the situation is as follows…
we did not know …until: right this
…moment… all this time, all along
…we're all in deepest outer space…
surrounded by infinity in all directions

spin That so it makes sense ta
nah be able ta remotely whirry

…yer mind called,
sed iz too cold out…
ta wear a sweater…
you'll sweat too much
…n then, you'll freeze
yer whole …skin off…

the past called, jus…
wants ta know …when
The Pocket Time Portal
…it ordered… 'll arrive…

we dunno
wut all we
hafta put
up wit…
do we?

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but usually when someone inna
onna same level wittus, iz cuz:
they havva secret dubble lief?

…n howzat
make more
…sense as
sarcasm…?

cuz every time i go…
outta me cave, sum
…gathering hunter
…pre-tends ta be
…alla off-ended
…iz nah whirth
…buildin fires
…every night
…for… ogh…

…duelling …un-
readon-abilities?

…n so… again… yeah…
we're nah …com-plainin
…so asta… Cause the…
destruction o all thingies
…more ta kinda prevent
…wuzza fun pro-blem?

they don …wannus ta know
…wutta …expect …mebbe…

right, n wutta we
…do when we…
encountar That?

the only thingy i know for sure is
there's no way i can survive that
or …get treated realoistically, or
find out what anya that even is?
so i'll take it under advisement?
/ survive only to make ya mnad
or earn yer eternal disrespect…

they jus …sed yer fine
…so, quit …not-icing?

wut… ever it is… i'm worng
…about …every …thingy…
n so …de-serve re-ject-ion;
especially for realizing That
…seems liek: if Yer Society
…reelee, reelee… reelee…
had iz schtickity together…
it woulda de-veloped sumn
bettern waitin for a whirled
…ta be… so de-storied by
sumn so silly preventable
…last-minna bud-nippin?

…it's liek yer…
nada llowed ta
tell me sumn…

…i'm never gonna answer yer quest-ion…
at best interrupt n make ya forget ya asked

…ruling out: surprise parties…
which …de-story automatically

how izzit that You see
hostility …every-where
…n so much so that i…
cannot de-fend meself?

they wear us down…
wit incomprehensibles
…but, then …need for…
there ta be morea em for
sum unknowable readon?
n even… That'll be worng?

…we becomae con-vinced:
we're the only real pro-blem
…n if we're politie… listenin
…thoroughly …n enough…
we'll Get wutta Do about it
but even That'll be worng

if yer that …used to…
yer only …go-to bein…
nuttin ya can do about it
no pre-venting a disaster
n yer gonna get blamed?
well …then …there's yer
…only …real pro-blem
…why doncha… jus…
target that …instead?
Then, you'll say next
…they're not targets
…worng approach…
yer instead sposedta
…jus… hayalp em…
more re-con-figure…
so as to manipulate?

just ignore…
the ridicule…

they will retoprt wit
their sensor specsx
(as if perfectly legit)

so the oddsa landin inna furutue
…right nexta sum buddy witta…
even better …time machine TM,
or sumn which could change our
present enough ta be concerned
're so… staggeringly off balance?
that …only alleged purple liek us
witta… penchant for the unlikely
…or, let you… jus finish for me?

…foist jus …image-in we're in space…
so, if ya could trick yer enemies / foes
ta keep headin along their trajectory,
assumin sum vector has motivation
ta perpetuate a current momentum
…placin a time portal before em…
n so then wut-ever follows after…
would be a change ta our furutue
…n then …allat energy jus goes
…wherever we fun …wannit to?
right, but …who pays… the bill?

that's the beauty part…
see, there's …so much
energy inna …munney
of a fuzzy fun furutue?
they won' not-ice ever
anya it missin, even…
n then wut evera their
history …changes…
only makes it better
…but keep checkin

see, it's …not …reelee…
the fork …that's… on fire?
we inserted …a medium…
kinda liek inna seance, but:
more inna material realm…
possibly comedy anywhere

right, so: ya order a pizzae
(n… wit or wit-out mochae)
it comaes witta flamin fork
as if notta gimmick even?
only izza total gimmick…
a gimme of a gimmick…
they never see it comin
but then when it's there
ya …canna hayalp but:
…notice there's no-ice?

if I have "no explanation
for what's going on," yet
You have "a compelling
…theory / hypothesis"?
i'm gonna go wit my gut
which means wut ever…
i feel liek …sayin / doin /
makin you still hafta think,
no real readon necessary
ya should re-spect That
…certainly …moren…
any …thingy …new?

but… wut if wut…
We re-spect… Is:
the …new ideaes
savin our dazes?
that's wut We're
so fun usedta?

the …answers to …our thingies bein
…jus… sumn we… jus …dunno yet…
n yet / but still could possibly find out?
cuz new information is often available
n even possible ta verify for accuracy;
please jus simply try this new method
n they're liek nope, reelee holdin their
…breath, cuz… someone always jus
comaes over n sets / props em back
upright again, soon as they fold over
n collapse frum the unconsiousness
of their brains goin wit-out oxygen…
which …prolly means jus: there's an
ideae inna environment somewhere,
which …forces fellow purple ta jus…
appease the most grumpiest frowns
…n then hurry a fuzzy up about it…
then moren morea dat anticipation
until the sligfhtest hint of a memry
of a breeze of a reflection o prolly
someone else's imagination, eh?
…yer hopin someone'll agree…
you liek ta be thoughta as right
someone we feel safe around,
n then …that gratitude for lyin
there onna ground nexta fire
…best paid vacation ever…
n only real sourcea income
so pre-petuate that ideae:
n hope ta not be disked-
over… that the flamin-
fork-pitchers find ya?

innit more accurate
yer jus bein mean?
jus cuz every thingy
ends up pointin there
no matter wut we do?
wut if it were mean ta
leap ta such …clearly
dubious conclusions?
then any extra effort
would be hedging?
n now, we're inna
fun hedge maze

just in casea disaster
we alreddy threw out
any thingy that could
possibly be a clue…

lieves o involuntary solidute
…are very disheartening…
via …definition / necessity

iz liek they're sayin
there's no way we
can collaborate?

inna spirita
…avoiding
…disaster

so, there's …really
…nuttin i can say…
ta prove i de-serve
a straight answer?

only provies:
…ta me… i'll
…never be…
independent
…and/or get
…any buddy
interested…

izzit: we're alreddy puttin up wit
tonsa schtickity they never would
n they're not even half started, yet?

"i… thought"
…too funny

were you: damned inna former lief…
n daz why ya canna …seemta get…
any buddy ta hang out wit ya, now?

finish my thoughts for me
…before i havvenm, tho…

if you got yer heart so set on bein so seeply-pressed
…mebbe ya could jsu lie down under sumn, instead?

…n …wouldn it be …funny if…
the whole time …we …reelee…
Din have nuttin ta… whirry about
…justa mattera …time, soakin up…
alla cosmic radiation inna universe…
the bad guys'll get wuz comin ta em?
only chance they even think they have
is ta …act liek: that's …not the case…
hoiwever long that hasta seemta take?
so wut, it knows we're moniutorin em?

Do you …trust me? …Do
you need me to trust you?
This is just how it’s done?
Now can you hold this…

Manufacturer
an auth-entic
…re-act-ion…
but officially…

What bleakness
could possibly
…not exist?

Well, we… know yer better, n…
will only …always ever be, so…
Equates ta… exactly zero mercy

n then they tell ya every thingy they
sed and/or made ya think is wrong?
Why’d they go n do that then now?

the artistic credits…
were bettern most…
even any alla orthers
n… seemed more fun

I don’t think there’s
any thingy I can do
…that would not…
displease ya so…

wut we do is jus:
act all fancy n do
…alla thingies ya
…wish ya could…

n show how that would luuk n
go over, various repercussions
insteada ya actually even tryna

…when I was a kid, I wanted to be an accident, n…
may have finally achieved it, but I din know, til now,
it was …a thingy to aspire to …when ya grow up…
not sure I’ve ever wanted to grow up, or even yet
…still, so …how is that even …an achievement?

…any thingy that …i dunno…
that… you only know fvrum…
having …once had …feelings
…you getta …pre-tend i know
or better know / repercussions
…don hafta …put up wit …any
thinkin yer sayin yer not knowin
jus gahed n do wut ever alreddy
see alla these phone pole dents
…n in …nah jus me forehead…
you hafta …remain …so …calm
…ya never even …know ta get…
whoever's the least upset wins…
is not necessarily all there is to it
…sometimes the subject …is the
3rd player innat 3D chess game?

so, what use beyond the target for spitwads
or …is that the happy secret / secret happy
that which we’re seeking a better word for?

undera pre-texta…
bein frum Vega-5?

…n who all else
ya push n shove
outta a way ta get
me here justa fall?

…so …that’s …the…
real …pur-pose of it…
from our perspective…
so what it takes us into
n then secretly happy?

I’m here ta trust ya n
Prove it’s necessary

dunno… wut all I
havva …righta…
disapprove of…
or apologize for

n then they’ll say they’re sad
wit …wut they made ya into…

Clearly, there is nothing I can do to
be of any value, so… can we jus go?

maybe saturating you with both equivalencies:
will make you finally accept inequity / antiquity
but that’s the real estate business / dichotomy

n then when survival depends on
what approval you can negotiate

these, say… less than lived in…
places ya plausibly been before
are designed to make you feel
not so at home, though, right?
So… That ya deserve mercy
…is the first alleged insanity
so: More're sure to follow…

Since when is …an attempt to
understand somethin …equal
…so …arbitrarily …against it?
what precedent are we missin
n what is goin on here n now?

the evil web has
new n improved
Casty Nanasta n
Slaque Bacques
Jhelaque …TM…
Runnin alla round
havin ad-ventures
…fakin munna
Drugs Dunny,
Faddy Puck…
Former Dudd,
bagazillionaire
…frum any alla
mansion yachts
…ever had their
…photos taken?

I do wonder what it is you…
Think I dun ta de serve it but…
That’s how we know we’re crazy…
or: so far, so say alla… Fun experts?

cuz i don have …time ta re-inventa
pocket time portal on me utility belt

n no expectat-ion ya reelee:
wanna find any thingy, but…
we will take our time runnin
every orther possible test…
howzat "foist do no harm"?

If that’s how you plan
on apologizing… by…
throwing me a parade,
I can tell you right now
…I kinda expect to be
allergic to that, as well

we reinvented wheel
we reinvented fire…
all we needed / had
to do was be made
/ forced to …wait?

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there'll never be
any end to this…
i'm not whirth it…
i don matter ever,
n That don matter

i'm gonna luuk ya
directly inna eye n
…tellya ta yer face
…there's …sum…
…perfectly guudy
…readon …why
…we're… never
gonna: level wit
ya's …that we'll
let ya in on tolly
soon as iz cuul

you had hopes how
…this conversation
…mighta …gone…
fidderently, instead

but for now, the only thingy
pastin a universe together
iz ya don even know how
ta think about imaginin it

summa dis information
finds iz way …directly
ta …sum black hole
some-when, right?

…you know …i've …never been
disobedient in my whole lief, but
…allat sez is no one else hasta
be even honest about anya it?
then: mebbe we can proceed

…yeah, but… ya… see?
…hafta admit that… ok?
it has the same effect as
i don …deserve ta know
i have any rights, right?

cuz, ya don care if i suffer
…ta you, daz wut wub is?

so also long as i shaddap
…or… ay, wait a minna…

…we don care if yer
right… as long as…
we getta stay worng

mebbe they jus don wanna admit they lied
when pretendin ta liek / digit / tolerate us…
as it might lead ta clues for orther thingies?

…i wun tryna…
prove i'm guud
…zat reelee a
requirement?

…wut all can ya jus…
check n see is missin
so ya don hafta take
me seriously enuf?

so, wut alla wut
ya sed ta me…
wun jus: smoke
blowin n hedgin

…they're sayin
mebbe we jus:
don …wanna
ecxellence…

they only liek / digit / approvea
alleged …information-ism any
…if it maintains a status quo
/ keeps us in our fun place?

wut makes ya think
i can half image-in
wut ever hint yer
…tryna gimme?

they're sayin they're
in-sulted / off-ended
we don jus take their
whird for it… despite
our …orther outward 
…senses n schtickity
…it could even be: a
kinda cultural thingy?

do we hafta be nice to the aliens
the whole time they're jus visitin?

if i could possibly misunderstand…
so as ta jus go away, then mebbe?

mebbe …i'm …entirely …innocuous…
i am …frum this …galaxy, right? …no?

yer silence seems
satisfied: we're so
damned / doomed
(nuttin ta even do)

it …seems liek…
purple …would…
definitely notice if
we were no longer
splashin around so
tryna getta straight
answer / to survive

mebbe we could jus tellem…
in our culture, it's condisered
…disrespectful to disregard…
our needs to …feel respected

…how bout jus…
selective …when…
ya wanna be… no?

or jus: stop noticin thingies
n ya'd …be just as guud…

ay, if yer nada llowed ta contribute
how izzit possible for me to survive
…we never know til we try …and/or
if we jus never look back into it any?

cuz it's not good enough…
n it'll never be that guud…

a guud purple whirried for their lief… v…
a bnad purple whirried for their free-dumn
…which car chase dya choose between?
how right / worng 're ya pre-pared ta be?

if we were to derive our whirth
based on these laws n edicts
which we know ta be divine
…w'all we needta redefine
…jus wut it sez about us?

ok, "in-alien-able rights"
…means we're aliens n
…somehow never right

alreddy convinced
no one'll ever care
…what's even left?

…the artists whirth savin…
kinda liek findin blind poets
onna space-plannit fulla fish

the algorhythms whirth fundin
…kinda liek if we found ashes,
we could say they're smokers?

cuz, those wit only …slightly above average intelligence?
're usedta havin to keep a secret, all what they’re able ta
jus barely discern… and havin varying results with that…
see where i'm… goin with this… embarrassment wins…

while …those wit… slightly …below average intelligence…
're …pretty sure they’re keepin it …a safe enough secret…
from everybody else that they’re not usually able to do that,
but in your case… see, you see where this is goin already?

n so… people with exactly perfectly average intelligence…
're jus settin back n watchin this all unfold all day every day
…all around em, far too much for anyone to keep track of…
only people really whirried are the sooper far-end extremes

they'll never tellya
their only goal is:
for… you ta be…
so …irretrievably
…sooper selfish…
ya don even mind /
would never not-ice
wuz reely important?
…wut sensors show?
…allat keeps blinkin…

…no… yeah …they said they
very simply had to yell at me?
and so now… I had to go and
Yell at every any orther purple
/ Makem either totally behave
or totally not …and then gave
me a badge and said they fun
deputized me (dip dept duty) n
collectively or individually, we'll
get to everybody …eventually?

n then, alla Santa
wants for xmas is
purple ta xchange
presents/presence
…wit / inbetween…

*pshkh* there's a
homeless purple
onna shoulder…
road inta Bay-B?
*pshkh* *pshkh*

see wutcha can do about
tryna fun stoppit before it
getsta… Foo-Faerie Hill?

we don wantcha
…ta know wut…
we're …upta, no

I canna be-lieve…
they’re still sendin
those guys there…
how far away is the
center of the Galaxy
at this Certain Point
…if not any orther…

lowest common denominator
…jus …re-duce every thingy
…to iz… foist primary digit…
no matter wut comaes after
(decimals, exponents, etc.)

how dya be …in favora:
burnin down …a whirled
/ entire …space plannit…
while occupied by purple,
so… never in favora that?

…yer de-cept-ion …is…
incredulousness itself…
you only want con-flict?
wut-ever readon / end
n 'll accept nuttin less

ok so: jus… as long as …we
still havva ability ta criticize /
change situations fora better
…we haven't been abused…
so bad as ta prevent further?

deriving conscientiouswness:
frum… simple consciousness
…explained eloquently, by us
…now you find all waz missin
n fill in blanks wit yer fun soul

any thingy you don stand under
…you can jus say is jus worng?
wut if I din …stand under That?
so, confidence notwithstanding
…accurate information …rules

in this modern galaxy,
wunna the benefits of
alla our technology, is:
we havva ideae o intel
…situations abound…

n if we noticed someone puttin down
a stray / spare / suspicious satchel…
n wanderin off …unceremoniously…
…we'd be the foist ones suspected:
o havin ulterior motives, even then?

those we're uncomfy wit… that
we havva power ta augment…
we …may havva responsibility:
ta team up as representativesa
power n consciousness combo

so, if i were e-jected
…frumma UFO/RV…
into the cold / bitter /
utter vacuum o space

…say we're …usedta that contingency?
enough alreddy, ta use it as an example
the pecking n squirming notwithstanding
n then amending those expectation-isms

waitin for the extreme environment
…lacka survive-abilities / elements
n components o that expectation…
n situation ta havva destined effect
might wanna negotiate instinctually
should it appear i was unprepared?
n then, wonder why a universe even
seems so outta get me… so unfairly

…de-fine…
competance
/ qualified…

wut if it was jus too
…embarrassing ta:
change our minds?

n we don…
meanta be…
a bother, but…

…howzat …not leanin inta…
makin total hands-free surea
…fakin munna hippies izza:
only real thingy, anymore?
til we… do it to ourselves
n ya …reelee don hafta
even get up for nuttin?

…not affiliated…
witta acclimated?

but, if ya fill out this lil:
template-form, we can
re-direct ya ta a more…
proper vending machine

the burden is on those
…wit alla reswources?
…why else would we:
volunteer ta mindem?

…the noble / no-bull TM…
economics o redistribution
…re-quires …we be more:
dedicated / devoted to that

…assorted …pro-ducts / ser-vices…
than the …commodities emselves…
however… hypnotically de-signed…
i havva lista symptoms ta de-scribe

it seems liek… ya need me ta be un-cuyul…
so as ya can discredit me as much / soon…
/ coincidentally as …any imaginable, so far

frum yer sheltered safety zone TM…
you assume the wretches deserve…
the poems about cake instead foist?

Cuz the most de-rated among you
Hasta be the smartest you’ll admit
…so you can be so bossy n worng

but wutta bout "nice" n fun "funny"?
…is that sposedly sposedta be jus:
contained …intirely within "smart"?

if So, wuddya gotta …whirry about… n
if Not, wuddya gotta Not whirry about?
…so… either way… whirry equals silly

so, demonic-cats never athe;
That’s why they jus gravitate
To those particular owners?

i'm incapablea …makin ya
…under-stand it… in fact…
i'm incapablea …thinkin yer
incapablea understandin it?
i've explained it eloquently
ta every acceptance level
yer jus shtill luukin at me
liek ya …canna believe
i'm …reelee so naiive

de-fence frum naiivete`
sposedta be, sposedly:
jus… nah bein able ta
…believe any buddy?
…see, then …that's…
not …wuttit is… at all…

we're easily fixed… soo…
they're either not whirried
or they don care… soo…

cuz i'm not ok bein selfish
n yer all… unconditional?

couldja singhn here sayin
…guudy thingy we din…
pro-miss ya any thingy?

how mucha capacity…
for bs ya think ya got…
or can be made ta think
…orthers …possibly can

then becomaes sumn
completely fidderent…

…claim ta…
have thoughts

humanize bullies
make em watch
…try …that…

…are ya …sayin…
we were so worng…
as ta've treated you…
so beyonmdo unfairly…
we could be so capable
…alla our clients should
tolly go elsewhere even
alreddy, if not evetually?
cuz them's fightin whirds

…insteada jus…
smilin / assumin
expectina whirst
no matter wut /
no explanation
…jus say that?

…why …would you …pre-tend ta liek me,
or …pretend ta be someone who might?
…n why should that seem so plausible?

…iz: Liek they
…only have…
traits n stuff…
features flaws
…de-signed…
ta save their…
faces or sumn

n we hafta act liek…
even all that's okay?

iz liek we don have
…anya the same…
thingies in common
even intentionally…
we don even agree
on waz offensive…

it seems: we're sposedta give up…
not know who ta reelee be mnad at
so we're embarrassed we're unable
ta rule out ourselves even anymore
so then we keep That to ourselves,
n can only detect anymore …those
who cannot, or jus simply refuse to;
which izza system, so seems okay?

Fake Precedents:
Yahoo-Gettanet's
whirsen Chump?

redefining wut whirse is
since The Before Time?
as far as… you assume

jus: expectin ta be misjudged
is obvious implication enough
…unless o course yer crazy…

dear rejected comix department,
purple looks down atta rock, sez:
"well, we all knew this day would
hafta transpire eventually, mebbe
we missed summa the signs, but
as of now i am officially smartern
you… if only… ever so slightly"?
jus… as a one-liner, too whirdy?
suggestions advice appreciated
…so: scandalous sub-category;
i should press one or zero now?
cuz: only AIndrods care, mebbe

we're here inna
landa bunnies…
askin …jus wut…
rhetorical means?

since when have precedents been
sooooo immune from prostitution?

seemta say…
"more carrots"

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…
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see, "de-scribe" means ta jus tell me
as in read it offa fun scroll, that… ok,
sum scribe… slaved n whirked over
…when …i de-scribe sumn, i mean
the oppositea …makin it so it wun…
ever written …down inna foist place?
now …tryn …say all that back ta me,
so i know …for sure ya understand…
unless ya… needta hide behind how
insulting …i can possibly be made ta
think iz reelee humanly possible ta be
wit out attemptin ta reassure yer mind
clear uppa misconception …audience
/ spectators / arenae guests: pensive?
they stare blankly back n blithely blink
liek even that, even us… is even okay
n then, we feel ashamed, n apologize;
but, o course, is alreddy …far too late

…why do i havva symbiote?
clearly, we're nah …made /
designed for each orther…
sum buddy shoulda… told
iz ancestors that …before
crawlin alla up inside me?
…unless …the records…
were simply de-storied…

cuz: when They have af-fairs?
their wub ain ever pure or holy

the stories o yer ancestyors
're sposedta make ya smile
as much as …the stories o
their descendents ta them

there were better readons ta be
even …obligatorially cheerful…
once… but they were all legit?

mebbe ya can talk me inta…
thinkin iz readonable, every
thingy opposite about me
as long as …nunna it iz
…reelee me …ideae?

jus nah gonna argue
…even if i'm worng?

where's the dashboard n
how many blinkers onnit?

iz liek thingies
…aina llowed
…ta change?

…n then, how do
we change That?

…de-scribing it
…de-fines us?

wut iffa only thingy worng wittus is
we have …imaginary complaints?
…even upta including That… liek
…include imaginary complaints?

izzit: we're nada llowed ta Do any thingy correctly
…but, wut ever it is we Do end up doin, hasta be:
pro-claimed as the only …possible / acceptable?

this one purple is right about alla thingies
obviously tolly provin every buddy else is
jus so hilariously embarrassingly worng?

…wut if …it
wuz …jus…
havin …too
much …fun?
liek a …power
con-servat-ion

…energy issue…
too crucial, still?

mebbe we hafta …lookit it liek
…every thingy there even is…
serves as precedent for sumn

i getta bring …any bad data?
ta any event / con-versat-ion
ta do wit wut / as i fun will…
that bein a whole of a law…
n yer nada llowed ta notice

And those of us against such
singling out over differences
…finish …last …either way

Cuz then we’d have self respect
Which what’s that good for any?

they're not reelee dumn…
but, they're sayin they are
…so: they getta Claim the
handicap accommodation
"one rule for every thingy"
as if comprehensive is
jus too complicated?
…compassionate?
…conscientious?

where there is no flexibility…
there is no respect for nature
…or any purple …capablea…
comprehending an encounter
…wit …any thingy …outside…
any Boass's image-inane-ion?

They needta getta be
rewarded for bein evil
as if iz all they reelee
…hafta bargain wit…
negotiate for better…

so …they do admit …thingies are fuzzed up
…and/or …not exactly …ideal …schtickities
…let's luukit alla wut their parameters are…
no more or lessn wut they demanda orthers
…now, we …ok… took it upon ourselves…
ta… dismiss… botherin em wit "particulars,"
n the boass is often pecu-liar about that, so:
w/c/should be …tolly okay ta havva pro-duct
wit default cameraes n mics, always recordin
turned-off disabled / incapablea deactivation

the whirst accursed inna whirled
…jus …nada llowed ta leave yer
space-plannit …ever even any…
so, a… star o yers' …size, see…
yer a hundred million miles frum
'll prolly last a bagazillion years?
…destined ta be a parkin lot, for
the amusement park yer gonna
be that glad… you'll always be
…entertaining, fun weekend…
so …lern how ta play guitar…
lern how ta fun …barbecue?
lern alla whirds n… chords?
ta alla those alleged tunes
…lern alla those recipies
makea galaxy's …best…
possibly imaginable chilli
putta interestin spin onnit
serve a signature dessert
frum sum furutue desert?

it's stressful when we're
…nada llowed ta lern…
frum mis-takes, even…
that/ it'll never hah-pen

with a …pat on the head… it’s the…
best deal we can negotiate for now
…I think I’m sayin we should take it
and …maybe …callem back later…

to my knowledge, I…
have never won an…
argument, in my lief…

Why should we think
Anyone could be not
Outta fun gettus, if
Thingies.liek.that?
keep hah pennin?

when're we gonna gettit…
Yo-Duh …has …no ideae
…wut iz fun talkin about?

perhaps if ya
weren't so…
easily upset
over nuttin?

on the one hand, I’m…
going to them because:
I need to be understood
…n they …kinda legally
hafta… except they don
…really …really hafta…
or even …kinda wanna

well, have you …thought about
…how that makes you …feel?

…re-fusing …hayalp… v…
re-fusing ta …Be hayalped
(let us examine thoroughly)

…since when / …ever has…
pretendin it inna hah-pennin:
every whirked out for a best,
or even jus notta fun whirst?

if the… situation …reelee
waz …so unbelievable…
still every thingy would…
be completely fidd'rent…

is obviously unfair …n we're…
meant ta not tella fidderence…

…so the Longinks n the Valcuns…
eventually form a fierce alliance…
when the logical ones de-veloped
…the po-fect 14 thinjgies ta say…
for any / alla alleged occas-ions…
which is …jus …so …exactly lieka
mathematical phenomenon, we…
hafta remain hypothetically neutral

we know there's no peace, really
…they jus know we must obey…
or de-serve any alla gloves off…

mebbe we jus dunno how ta be optimistic enuf;
let's try a specific test / experiment ta tryn prove
…the boass TM is peculiar about the particulars
n …particular about the peculiars a lil bit, as well

so, then I asked em to hayalp me
find where I can be understood…
if not them, or anyone else, so far
…wut it …seems …most liek is…
they don wanna say it dun exist…
but, we …haven't comae up wit…
any thingy yet, so canna say that;
how is …that not that …of course,
there’s …no place I’m welcome…
and no one will ever admit it, even
/ especially …if there …really was?
i mean i …can go-to a tonna places;
tolly free ta make me own decisions:
they're jus …never gonna …suggest
havin any input / advice / guidance…
so, when indecision wears me down:
i feel that's the hint i'm sposedta get
/ the clue i been honorably issued…
so rudea me ta not be gone alreddy
so then i bail predictably which then
any disaster so default me own fault
…dis's all jus: too formula / template

n tracks wit… even anyone
…havin… written me off…
like …anyone else …they
don't expect to survive…
or needta / wanna, so…
jussat …right fun there…
we could tolly sue, which…
concidentally / conveniently
…explains every thingy else

…n …born broken n so…
nah ex-pected ta be able:
ta handle any ever thingy
we lay down infreonta ya

cuz I think you know one
n sent off wit head down
in some random direction
that I dunno wut I’m doin
…or how to find out n…
wouldn be able to tella
fidderence legit or not

Cuz if ya only have room
for one new piece of news
in yer mind at any one time
what was it you were gonna
…be so distracted by, again?

…the mercy …I require…
Understanding, to survive:
Is unreasonable, by default
…Inappropriate to realize…
even jus that secret bitta it…
and I’m …really …that sorry

for exploiting our
vulnerability n…
naivete gullibility
how dya plead?

the victims Are that de-serving
…at least name a band that…
or jus …not yet proven worthy
of the …re-spect you demand
…as an… over compensation

I no longer care what happens to me
but… I need to be that cuul so badly?

Ya ever make the guilty look innocent
…by jus …makin the innocent …look
or even …jus… Think they’re guilty?

Also whirks
vice versae,
every time…

How …mighty
Times serious
Means mystery
Is still unknown

but Are there those that
Like livin so dangerously
Enough to lean into so?
With thumbs on scales
n …bricks on pedals?

We Needya ta leave out the part
where ya say: ok here’s the deal
with that …as an answer to their
query etc… if ya possibly could?

Background slacker
…De-fault setting…

they'll …interrupt n tellya
yer the one who's upset
until …it really is True?
…mislabeler's' society

what: even fellow existential entity isn't:
alreddy more promised to scar-chasm?

wut ever it is, it'll be rudea me ta still be
unable to be appropriate enough without
…the straight answers i'm so addicted to?

jus: no matter …how much I suffer…
pretend to be even more dissatisfied
with whatever even better you have?
n no matter how nice I am about it, act
like …izza whirst thingy inna whirled…
no budddy should hafta …put up wit…
even hearing about… specially liek dis
…wut ever it is: i'm sposedta be worng

no complaint dun mean nuttin's worng
…kinda liek: game-playin is still worng
even if i don even get i know about it?

If it …dun make…
sense… maybe…
iz justa: figmenta
me imaginat-ion?

so, we can close the drawer on
closed - drawer / door sessions
even if there's clothes drawers
behind those closed drawers?

we don even notice
…we don …get no…
complaints …for bein…
worng, even incorrectly,
only for …bein …right?

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specially havina know it
wutta burden it must be

ohhh, ignorant o
sensitivities, eh?

measures yer…
tolerance …for…
bein messed wit…

…n you would …so welcomae
…bein o any …value / …use…
you would… wut else is there?

izzit an artificil intelligense?
or arty existential entity TM
…you the audience decide
if iz even stilla game show

So then, just one bad guy saying:
"haha, psych" …should be able to
discredit every …other nice thingy
that’s ever been said, in a universe

or anyway: they’ll be
…the bad guys, then
if …that …tolly whirks
…especially every time
(and/or as an "o course")
we could jus sort by that?
…watch, it'll wind up bein
…any buddy that matters,
and middle name / subtitle
(but if a species sorts itself
wit out iz own consent enuf
n wit out knowledge thereof
so, permission ta exists, so)
…then, the Pun would whirk

Which is better than any, even Petty
undead apocalypse as a subgenre…
that takes over any Galaxy any day…
aeven Penny Ante Galaxy …any day

ya hava artivicial e-motions, ya…
canna even begin ta decompile?
moren ya hafta say, jus alreddy

seems like you …seem ta athe me…
so …I’ll let you win… is the shortest…
path to dignity I can imagine… for now?

makem stand up n de-mand:
ta be so subjugated that they
stand up n de-mand ta be so
subjugated that they stand up,
de-mand ta be so subjugated?
n then wut ever subject yer on?
demand ta be a parta it… n wut
ever …runaround ya been thru?
n …alla …up n in n under you…
draggin heeels rounda stonewall,
daz how we judge each orther by
…n sure, now… how …relatively
inconvenienced ya been, n so…
cooperatin is now understandin
n comprehending is behaving?

…wouldn it be …better if ya…
din even …needta be selfish

alla these skills… once aimed only
at comin out …even enuf ta get by
now gone awry …outta their lanes

ya tink ya needta, or…
jus …needta say that?

we're nada parta the whirled
n have no …hopea joinin it
so …wazza problem witta
…disturbin …a timeline?
we're tneirely insulated

n so this
…easily
insulted

you know, nipple
…you …know…

so there's no way
yer gonna lemme
switch signs on…
urgent or opposite
…hah-pen ta have
sum clamps, here?
lemme jus …puttem
…there on… these…
weird / cuul thingies?

no ideae…
why yer so
…either…?

any orther ineptitudes?
nah whirth mentioning?

til jus dis very day
the day the new
…lie detectors
…comae out
…officially?

cuzziz… mean ta be
…so …selfish n lazy

…i tink… you don hafta whirk…
so you don hafta whirk… nah…
so: you tink you don hafta whirk
…and …i don tink it ever whirks
…n …no idea even how long it:
took me ta whirk on that, dya…

i tink wuttit is is:
we goblins're so
guud at munney
while also being
puny n scrawny
…we …needta
…maneuver n
engineer it so:
dat whirks out
so we also got
…guudy nuff at
whisper rumors
…n stuff… so…
ay, i'm jus tryna
…makea buck?
…jus liek you's
n if ya jus follow
alla these teeny
steps uppa tiny
spiarl staircase
it …reelee izza
…patha least
resistence…
for any alla
lief …inna
universe

n that's how they get ridda us
…but, that's all they ever do?

…so, because: sum won …was once…
talky tricked inta bein un-readon-able…
readon is not allowed to be access-ible
…waz any buddy's pro-blem with that?

yeah, but …they knew alla those rules inna foist place?
n are proud o manipulating the situation so as ta prove
no one can say any thingy n they getta getta way wittit

cuz …honest is…
sposedta be free?

iz liek: a bnad…
general dunno…
disrespect attit?
don mean wuttit
tinks it means…
alla camp-aigns,
alla justice won /
innocents saved
/ inner senses…
…public dunno…
chaina command
wut types o thingies
can needta be kept
…secret… they're?
the …purpler yer…
pro-tectin Frum dat
alleged information
(practically product)

…it filters for misfits…
mine's conscientious?

cuz iz only ever gonna be
alotta hassle over nuttin
…which they then getta
…lay / drop all in yer lap
…as if yer the 1 ta blame
…so then izza conm-testa
who hazza least pro-blem /
trubble / hassle wit disaster?
which …no guud purple'll win

n then, as soon as ya get there
Wherever yer sposedta be…
Yer …sure izza place, but…
O… course, there’s …no…
Further fun instructi-ons…

…i …know …i'll…
never de-serve ta
nah be fuzzed wit
n dat i know dat?
is never whirsen
if iz embarrassin
…n trve or nah…

…so …wut all else:
could we now know,
n nah even know it?

i jus reelee, reelee
canna have any
thingy ta do wit
any …thingy 
reelee, real
i pro-mised…
almost every 1
i mostly know?

…you would never lie ta me…
cuz you would never need to?

…oh, yeah?
well, at least
You don hafta
put up wit every
buddy bein more
…maturen you…

oh, suspicious o the
…unexpected, eh?
how boutta messa
…massive chaos?

but, if we're… scared
…they'll… Say, see…
that we …liek ta be
n then …a whole
…whirled'll be
against us…
is how they
always win

n they only gotta win once?
n so they made surea dat?

…well, if it fuzzes me up…
you'll be the one ta blame…
cuz that'll still be worng, then

cuz: "how can ya …not know…
that which we refuse ta tellya?"
…hasta make …suym sense
…n nah justa… you's, but…
anyone …else …listenin…?

ta… stand / set / rest…
right nexta …wut ever:
vice versae would be?

ok, so… y'know how…
we're always goin liek:
why're …they so mnad,
thinkin we're bein bnad?

y'know how they're …alla actin liek
…yer the one who's …soo guilty…
ya don even de-servea de-fense?

n y'know how they always only treat orthers
/ how they know they deserve ta be treated?

n they know alla bout wut all's worng wittem
n still dazza part they liek, so dubble / triple?

cuz only caring about yer own whirthless needs…
presents as …a security risk, by default, obviously
…if ya wanna change, we have sum hoops for ya

cuz i'm nada llowed ta callya a liar
…i'm nada llowed ta callya a liar…
ya'd get mnad… deep in yer soul?

wait, we don hafta callya a liar:
long as ya don admit it openly?

n ya know how they don digit it
if they canna blowa trumpets?

n if …no buddy wantsta celebrate em
…they feel …hopelessly …trapped?

we havva readon
ta be skeptical…

ok, so… ta prove yer…
nah oiutta get me, let's…
lista coupla …orthera me
accommodat-ions, n see…
wut yer policy is as ta them

wut if we all jus acted…
liek the boass waz sick?

ya reelee don seemta find:
bein …addicted ta denial…
enabling …disaster, at all?

ya hafta save yer ass …wit science?
n their faces from not bein inta that?
as if ya din notice, simultaneously?

yer sposedta prevent disasters…
not prevent the preventing of em
…now, we hafta be tolly funny…

Wut would you say …you think you spend
…the most …trubble / hassle …avoiding…
trubble or hassle? …start the theme music

And… they’re the ones who’re mad
Sum reason why I should havva…
readon ta be so unreadonable…

Unrealistic assessment o right n:
worng, acceptable …and/or not?
n As pertains to me …only, say?

to my knowledge, there has…
never …been anyone in my life
who is/was notta …bagazill-ion
times more imp-or-tant ta me…
than …I would ever be ta them
…for example, findem n askem

Well, it …bothers me …that yer…
tryna bother me, n …in sucha way
that …I’m the …last ta… de-tect, n
no buddy hazza problem wit that, so
…even wit that, so… how important?

You understand I …only need to make sure
cuz… it is also exactly again what’s required
to make sure I can be blown off n indefinitely
…which …seemsta think iz important ta me?

…we got both kinds…
Misfortune-o-Orthers n
we were right alla long

Glorifies only:
No helping this,
Saving from that
Or better heroes;
So bang per buck?
…n so far, yeah…

bnad guy's' union
needs more rest?

If any of that were true
…it would be okay I’m
not even …able to be
handling this n …why
should I wanna think?
as in: eSpecially That

they were…
hoping once
they …tolly…
de-storied ya,
it would seem
…fine, enuf…
ta: any buddy
else matterin?

tryna get fun credit…
for …any n alla dat…
wit-out bein …real, is
…liek bein a doctor…
who not only din do…
any homewhirk ever?
but, also lieks / digits
…that parta …bout it
…soo leanin inta it…
tryna getta way wittit

De-serve yer un-nerved v
Own yer own emptiness?

So just to clarify, I don’t even
have to get to know I’m bein…
too Geez-ish like to be eligible
for whatever perfect rejection…

It seems like if we were friends
I’d be more easily able to avoid
even just this …potential topic…

Cuz if you’re qualified to say
…I can relax, you’re smarter
than me, which I can accept;
but you still have to explain…

…just that it matches the pattern:
of their alleged ignorance exactly

Is this sumn we're still doin to
…ourselves …or each other…

And just like that, that’s what
…service and mercy …are:
strangely simultaneously…

cuz ya say ya think I’m evil
But ya know I’m not… n
That will never change
So I must continually?

change, that is: to accommodate yer
hypothetical patha lesser resistance
in order ta make resistance lesser?
ta verily …lessen resistance itself?
so (verified): resistance ta lessons
…yer …impervious ta information
…n …unable ta hide it well enuf?

Til we cover everything
Fear of the unknowable
Must be unfathomable?

AI v IA… so…
the final battle
…tonight at 9
pay-per-view

serious-hour may be pre-empted
…half-serious half-hour …on…
either side, notwithstanding…
even readonable speculation

No one should live
that in fear of bein
bugged, or …even
lil teeny tiny bugs…

Well, we alreddy tolly
know what guesses…
logic itself has, so let's
…ask the …simulator?

o, great …dire simulator…
wut …tales o woe …are ya
hayalpin us ad-void ta-day?

They rendered us like this so our
continued existence would work
…better for em… thoughtful n…
foresighted is how it lands also

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because…
we were…
fortunater?

don lettem side-track ya's
/ distract wit straw-purple
/ change a topic on ya's

the compelling concern is
how …alla these thingies
…re-late ta each orther?

n how …mucha it?
yer …able ta de-tect
…but, we din say that

"wutta hay'll izza matter wit us?"
we're sposedta be sayin, cuz…
for which there is no answer?

not disc-overed yet…
means no such thingy
…so far, these sectors

if ya
reelee
believe
yer crazy
…take dis
…n relax…

don't
…cry
…out

get usedta yer jus
…nada llowed ta
…do any thingy

…including
…think ta…
realize that

get alla yer Silly thoughts
transferred frumma "Be"
…sectors o yer minds…
n more ta  "Feel" areaes

…we …should feel …rude…
jus for …no longer knowin…
how ta becomae able ta ask
…n appropriately …enough
…whatever we …better…

…Cuz, if ya …reelee… Have no ego…
it reelee Duz matter wut song ya play…
how yer hair luuks, if yer fly's unzipped?
alla those petty thingies ya reelee Don
knowa foist thingy about / ain wired ta
…iz why we're …runnin so …ragged

wut if we getten ta whirk
…witta: whole buncha…
mind-fuzzery schtickity?
liek as if this fuzzed up
"values" reelee whirks
…so …ok …here…
lemme runnit for ya
…if you were…
at whirk alreddy
…no buddy'd be …able ta fake munna ya…
cuz: ya wouldn be… doin any thingy worng?
but: since yer not …as busy as …we all are,
now: yer makin Us… hafta be even busier…
which: yer not even cooperating with that (!)
so, that's all anya our jobs even is anymore
…settin around …watchin You doin nuttin…
n ya ain even respondin properly ta That (!)
…here, i havvit… all lined out on this graph
…see how these amazing subsets overlap?
…right, n …this is where the guudy thingies
inna universe are… able ta emanate frum…
now, you jus set back n read that for awhile
…we'll get cough-e n reddy fora next phase
("judge yerself by …the enemies ya made")
…liek …how canya have …one company…
that jus duz every thingy, as if that's okay ta
…liek wut're we gonna do, luuka orther way
…when ya jus …pretend yer behavin okay?
liek: "we don own the moon, n the munney,
n the doctors, n the information thingies…
that'd be weird n …since we're not, that's
not even reelee …possible to image-in"?

science…
shows up

unions:
you're…
welcome

…i think i …know wuttit iz
…wut if it …reelee waz…
morning purple reelee are
bettern a resta us… but…
for sum readon …need us
ta think that's notta case…
liek: "dude, we're not even
messin wit ya" …they only
say …when iz …nah trve
…n that economy whirks

cuz any thingy about us?
they canna reelee stand
…changeda fun market

n still, kinda in shock…
so, yeah… where'd ya…
get… dat …attitude frum?

n we were flatly affected
cuz, liek …why wouldja
comment, onna thingy
soo way outside yer
fielda expertise… if
notta …indicatora
sumn …quiet…
n dismissive?

I feel a heavy weight on me chest
Cuz: when we’re still so asleep…
Our shields are sposedta be up?
Maybe we… forget that’s stuff…
Yer …really …tolly doin to us?

Hopelessness ha been installed
Jus us it for translation though…

Cuz I’m scared, when every happy
peace survivable is so far beyondo
…any parameters achievable etc…
n then they use more elusive terms

I think therefore I… hey,
maybe if we stop That…

Given up / don even…
wash …food anymore;
we all live underground
for 99.99999 our lieves?
…ta sum perspective…

It's an abusive relationship
we have with the world
we’re not acknowledging
the subservience is the
part of it demanded like
parents mistreating and
abandoning their own
children so that they will
do that know nothing else
and think that better or best
even sooo honorable a duty
to perform to / for the armed
AI asteroid Android from IA
orbiting outlets insisting
we fall upon each other
until there’s no such
thing as gravity left but
it’s all part of the economy
we need it to still function
perfectly, the whole time so…

frenzied desperation /
urgent complacency
…justifies …wut…
right, ambiguity…
so… wut …ever?
yeah, never-mind

Wow it seems we’re not
eligible for …existence
…after all… should we
go back to …the enda
the line n …try again?

Cuz tomorrow is unplanned, n
we gotta comae up wit sumn?

Cuz kindness is kiddin n
cuul iz wut we say it iz?

Cuz inna miracle-ia TM
We can say even that?
Wut has… any effect?

Develop a manual override…
ta Drop yer shields n disarm,
Before refueling this station?

So, if yer …all like that to each-orther,
Alla time… wuddya …wannus ta do?

Or how izzot …possibly
for any other purpose?

And just like that
We do de-serve
An explanation…

What… makes …you…
think I know wut year
…talking about, even

Y I Flinch
…n bros.

Obviously, if I were?
Human, I would cry;
you apparently think
too mucha yerselves
…this …experiment?
only validating torture

how can you be
…as sure as…
you needta be:
you reelee are
…as sure as…
ya needta be?

And if …we leave,
we’re …comp-licit…
in the …abuse …to…
whoever’s next in line

I would hafta know wutta expect…
To be able to believe any different

Our pur-pose is ta
…Present as… a
…better …target?
Than …someone
more vulnerable n…
con-vincingly enough
so… Helps if we
…truly believe…
you know how ta
believe, doncha?

It telegraphs…
Reprogramming
Our prima base id
To whip us down
…n… apologize…

If yer scared ta be scared
To expect abuse, your id
Might be locked down?

In Competition
With listening…

every buddy whose
last whirds were…
"i'm expend-able"

…step forward n
place yer coins
inna fun slots…

obviously you know i'm a guud guy,
which: knows yer a bnad guy, so…

…cuz, Pi…
so, infinity?

pro-ject dis-trvst…
based on empathy

jus wunna the rules o the universe…
yer gonna hafta be so impressed wit
so ta be desensitized ta… justa fact
that… apparently, such impressive
ideaes c/w/should: possibly exist?

yer …strategy,
ta… acquire…
acceptance /
approval via:
jus bein, even
…any thingy?
liek yerself: 'll
un-doubt-edly
fail, o course;
n then, you'll
undoubtedly
appeal for
sympathy,
jus for that
…liek every
buddy else?

mebbe if we were jus…
friendlier / more …real?

any alla… which izza
stronger connect-ion:
that You've heard of?

ok, every buddy whose
perceived leader izza…
raving lunatic, inspiring
confusion n virtriol, etc.
…jus… quick, in here?

justa: illus-ion o lack…
should be guudy nuff?

n …then, ya …realize…
they're of no use ta you
unless ya can make em
jus falla pon each orther
/ tear each orther apart
…n then …that that's…
virtually …every buddy

…n once inna while…
someone… 'll interject
as if entirely irrelevant
…yet… tolly matters?

…or jus …con-stantly…
sacred scared ta dieth
yer gonna yell at me?
should be guudy nuff

i can only dcetect…
ok, n… no iudeae…
why yer mnad, but…
couldja send me back
ta …sum before time
so that at sum point
far off inna fiuritue…
frum that perspective
…alla dis …schtickty
…can be …tolly free
even upta n indlcusin:
talkin about it right now,
before we go any further

cuz sum bnad pueplr… needta
getta way wit wut ever… so…
we all hafta luuka orther way

…n ya jus so hah-pen…
ta nah be able ta believe
dat schtick'll never whirk
…even tho it never has?

i jus simply …must be:
the only un-cuul purple
…inna fun …whirled n…
they all schtick together

…here's wuttit iz…
you were taught ta
disrespect hippies
n yer embarrassed
but, which is okay
not that we don mind
we're jus usedta it
jus quit doin it
blows yer mind, eh?
ok yeah never mind

n that’s the beauty part
Once ya gettem ta pay
That much n ya suffer
They… de-serve ta…
so: We trick… Them

so that's how we can tay'll:
any buddy settin / shivverin
…inna fun corner, must be…
reelee that …sooper friendly?

…enuf ta… join / form /
even in-vent a un-ion?

which, as soon as we rvle that out
…it'll becomae necessarry… only:
why duz… That always hah-pen?

When …any thingy about you:
is justa norther fidderent kinda
…excuse for conflict, do you…
always needta expecta survive?

cuz… I mean …c'mon… tryna be…
more readonable is also a trade-off
that …okay …yes …as scientists…
we must admit we would then hafta
…follow up on but… technology…
pocket time portal TM commercial

Clearly, I do not have the skill,
to not do my job, whatever it is,
but… Say I did …and/or …any
thingy\s guudy nuff… quite the
exact …opposite, actually …oh

Super-man / Spyder-man
think every buddy can do
everything they can do?
Of course nah, and I’m:
smarter than them, so…
please, be-lieve …sum
thingy …I say… now…

You getta be mad at me, for…
jus guessin ya prolly athe me?
Who needs so desperately to say
Dat was never throwin munney away?

notta be too …reticent…
even arguably reluctant
…ta receive …threats…

Maybe… it's …off-ensive?
to have / half to …ex-plain
yer self / prove yer whirth?
but, if ya don half have that
sensor …on yer dashboard?
so …then, I mean… also if
you… sooo needed ta be…
stood-under to be accepted
…maybe …din …qualify for
anya those re-ject-ions, but
the one that’s never meant
is …just that, right there…
jus… standin there, really
canna-void every buddy
…wanted to llik ya, but:
mostly only de-tect-in…
not able ta… n so, 'ow
frustratin dat must be…
n the only thingy… Yer
…really …tuned into is:
yer …not …able ta …do
any thing you need to do
no matter what you try or
resort to pollin audiences
or phonin fun …friends…
liek yer nah entitled ta an
answer ta …any question /
iz arrogant n spoiled a ya's
ta expect for there ta be one
n …reluctantly …tolerated is
…even jus …pre-tend. so…
yeah, why aren't you gettin
…witta …fun …pro-gram?

the pro-gram…
is nah… wit us

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i'm sposedta nah …be able ta…
believeth …any thingy ya say…
but be beholden ta even every
spontaneous slightest whim?

cuz ya know i canna survive it
…n that izza lie that there's…
tolly nuttin ya can even Do?

so, iz jus: honest
n… innocent …v
…dieth penalty?
Jus makin sure
…we …couldn…
pay ya ta be mean?
Y’know …before we
…hafta… ask yeh…
We don …wanna be
judged either tho, so
…n we’re …usedta…
gettin our way, so…

but, so …then…
could we just as
easily …even jus
let it be sed that
vAIn and nAIve
're even almost
exactly a same
dealio fun thingy
especially if we
canna even tell
always how ta
even tell how
ta… tella fun
…fidderence
any… okay…
And are we all
descended from
…Pro-test-ors…?
That’s Imp-or-tant

The rules for this universe are as follows:
…first… you should already know em…
(so, kinda liek foist daya public school)
…that’s the …first rule …and there’s
…nothing you can… do about that…
(that’s …still …implied in the magic
of the myth …of rule number one)
…and …maybe this is the point?
in …many disc-uss-ions where…
we sit, and pause, and re-flect on
…that …for a while and …try and
absorb the over-whelming power
so …as to thus …be for …better
comprehending anya resta em?
…and who knows how many…
whoever is really already got to
really …and can you really tay'll
and …and what do we know and…
how we …feel about that …so, far as
everybody on board a same page, ok

so, how long wouldja say…
jus… tryna-void …hassle…
may be even more whirsen
'ow ya …feela …bout that?

…n then, after-whirds, we havva
customer survey for ya ta fill out;
if ya would like and/or be so kind

…like …justa make sure… and
…order …isn’t …fuzzed …up…
could take ya all afternoon n…
o course no matter what ya do
there’s …nuttin ya can… do…
and/or… the only …real path?
of …non infinite …resistance
…is to jus… go in and do…
the …impossible …thingy?
while not even …knowin…
if that’s …the right thingy,
ta fun do and… expectin
…the whirst …and that’s
…the old normal TM yer
still sposedta fun be n…
better be already usedta

wut i'm sayin is
yer missin out
onna perfect
…moment…
between a…
perfect pizzae
…n a perfect
fun mochae?
n… ya won't
lemme tellya
…iz liek yer sayin…
wuz reelee important
iz consumin resources
…cuzza alla …stress it
causes… not only you…
for fun …but also alla us
for …not so much fun n…
we canna figger out which
part ya …party onna most

so, we're …gonna …runna …survey…
n yer… gonna be our payin customers
but you'll be cuul wittit, cuz we're cuul
…n then, we gave ya free coupons…
whirth so n so how… ever much we
…maerked it alla up …jus for that…
n jus for …that, ya …feel trapped?
which is… Why yer comin back…
but, as ta: How, see… yer gonna
hafta visit …the place next door?
(see if there's a lil bonus for ya's)

n then all they gotta do is say "AUGHAGH…"
n ya …run n scurry back under yer covers…

n wut all i gotta:
do / be / change
ta getcha ta quit
messin wit me?
…a clip-board
fulla values?

bagazillionsa pureple agree
…no buddy agrees wit you
…how funny is That fool?

ay, you (wut …ever the
most offensive insulting
…whird is, in yer hed)…
come over here n do the
thingy, which exploits ya
even further n ironically?
n hurry uppa bout it, if ya
know waz guudy for ya's

n iz tuff… havina admit,
cuz… iz embarrassin…
ya …still want peace…
jus… that ya know that
yer …tolly that un-cuul
n …still no …changin?
so: sum orther boass?
gonna be mnad atcha
so: yer only chance is
ta… tricky talk me inta
keepa fun …fallin for it
n stay nicern you'd be?
cuz, you know wut that
means, or on average…
wut you thinka bout me?
ya wouldn stand for that?
n shouldn know Anya that

…if ya need… me …ta be…
nice ta ya's …again… ever…
ya hafta do… wut ever i say…
which means: wut ever i wan?
n i can change me mind / even
those definitions any time i wan

cuz when ya say ya don digit us…
yer kindal also sayin ya don hafta?

luuk, we get that ya hafta schtickity upon us, cuz…
if ya don it means there'\s no one beneath ya, so…
you must be the lowest forma lief in existence, but:
the demons yer he-baving for're way smartern dat!

they're sayin ya taste
jus lieka chicken n ya
havva sensea humor

…sorry, I jus…
Never know if
I’ll be able to
Trust ya's…

n that's the only thingy, about summa these thingies…
that there's always purple who're so …expert attit… n…
they never wanna show ya, unless… they can be bored
(n lord it over ya, their aptitude at …bein above thingies)
n bash ya for bein how ya are, but …that's why sum digit
n alla dis is bein accounted for… open secret experiment
n we're here …as parta a …greater pro-duct, right… so…
n ya reelee do wanna wonder …if we're jus late bloomers

Acceptance…
Is no problem
…I course I’m
not optimistic
Scared ta be
…Why dya's
…think they
wanus ta be
…as a rock
Floats thru
space… It
e-rodes…
eventually

The real grade
is in how many
snipers ya spot
…sez …ta me…
there’s a chance
…I could …turn?
Inta a …de-mon…
That would spot that
n… No matter wut /
Nuttin you can do
/ All jus for show
Justa keep me
Guessin bere

I don’t know how careful I’m allowed to be but
I’m pretty sure it’s going to be funny as a rube
…and so: auto blow up in my face either way
…jus …call me a carny ride …named Mark?

Cuz it demonizes
…such gullibility?
which is who ya:
reelee trvst, innit

Well then, every …orther time…
I hearda that, there musta been:
somethin entirely unforseen, n…
unpredictable, maybe we weren't
so wrong to have so fallen for it?
…so …re-commended re-peater

we don havva tools n mechanisms we mebbe need
ta dealio wit jus yer lacka acknowledgementa that
…n jus so ya can watch us set n spin n so suffer
but, yeah …we can only imagine that, cuz we'd
…never have …thoughts liek that, ourselves?

yeah, i dunno…
i guess i dunno
how ta function

if only …i could say i…
never fun hoida it, eh?

but, if I’m outta semicolons now, n…
there’s no quarters or munch-funny

Just that you expect us to try again
based on going on only even that
only justifies any of that other stuff
they’re saying was tolly awesome?
we have no argument not even yet
…iz wut they do ta purple liek us…

Except I been made funna a lot
n they all started out like that…
so, maybe iz jus not …possible
n jus no one wants ta tell ya's…
jus …where a fun… Funny …is

so, if any n alla yer
…anti-outsider TM
…rhetoric / policies
…tvrned …outta be…
nunna yer own ideaes
/ tolly AI-lien in origin
…how would that
…make ya feel?

no one’s really
Sicka math wit
out calculators
(approximately)
…not really sick…
n that’s …not why,
but …it don matter;
sum won: tella joke…
n if ya can’t thinka one…
jus point at sumn n go haha
…that thingy’s …how it is…
like, if it were an… armed
centurion bot …walkin ya
…down a long hallway?
…towards a airlock…
there's yer moment?

Haha I fun tricked you…
Inta reelee thinkin I was:
Worthy o disparagement
But now you know there
…is no such person, so
…no hard …feelings?

which purple
're definitely
…the most…
war-liek, most
unreadonable,
capablea svch
unreadonability
…as bein so…
unreadonable?
as ta even digit
bein called that
…the Waning
Pole-Oxen?

…yer inna: "barely tolerated n…
nada llowed ta know it" category
…keep tryna explain yerself, tho

i feel guilty, for not havin got
around ta …doin schtick yet
…n that's… all there is to it?

my molecules / particles:
're madea toxic poison?

yew tink yer
…bettern a
monster…
doncha's

if there’s a representative…
that you'd …rather have…
talked to you… like this…
I would like to see em …n
know their phone number
n: email addresses… so
our offices can connect
(mebbe if there's facts,
we can havva: special
number… jus for that)

and… This model asks you
wut kinda… sandwich you
…reelee… want …first…
through… / via a series /
sequencea allgorhythms
de-signed ta de-signate?

cuz ya'd be the model species
…any orther'd expect ta putta
sucha satellite in our orbits…
were ya …evolved up …foist

so, if one of my con-stituents…
(conned inta… bein …students)
so say pundits, years from now…
were jus… e-vaporated, one day,
on their …way somewhere else /
tolly …nah related ta any thingy
/ independently operating their
furutue-modern con-veyance?
…de-vices / …mechanisms…
I would still be less likely ta be
re-elected, if un-ejected, so…
wutta dawgs mean, on average
n… why'd we needta catch em?
pureply …hypothetical situation /
honest innoncent misunderstandin

so, if I didn’t "feel" that "nerve / balls"
would …save enough "energy, etc."
to be so cleverly casually described
as in / as if / if as: they’re / there's…

oh, "nerve / balls"
…are no… joke /
…laughin matter

…n …there …is… isn't there…
a special form …I could fill out…
sez we're alla already de-spised
…jus …started… tryna talk us…
inta the resta that free / fun ride
…n "oh, you opted for illus-ion,"
they can always …carefully say

Okay …in my …one… hand…
I have The XB-39… double-odd
any thingy: so …affect-ion-ately
de-scribed as… The sub-atomic
molecule / particle eliminator TM

which You can luuk up
on / in our brochure…
any …time… ya wan…
as long as …iz Yer Ideae

…it won’t be in-vented for an-orther
coupla hundred years yet… so don
ask me where I got that information
…or: wut i got in me… orther hand…

a typical squirt-gun
from say the 1950s
/ dawna fun plastic…
every buddy’s familiar
…n in me orther hand:
I have sum thingy from
…kinda maybe more…
contemporary "years"?
…Fern Balls TM… you
can moisten them if ya
wish, but …wouldn’ we
all wish …that we knew
'ow ta tay'll / de-termine
sum: Fascinating-esque
de-scriptive informat-ion
that would help us make
the better decision what
would we …rather have
sittin in our laps already
…to defend us against
sum …in-form-at-ion?
…comin right at us…
from the outer net…

computer,
please…

yes, yes… o great n mighty powerful
…oracle of the outer perimeters…
are there any ideaes in existence
on any relevant topics, pointin
right attus, this …particular
/ moleculous …moment?

I think… you’re capable of:
makin up your own mind…
liek …even outta thin air…

is there any thingy ta even jus
…casually prepare for, say…

like, bring warmer gloves, next time
i'm destined to be stranded in space
however outer or inner, or whatever?

you need to think
you're …special
…don't you…?

…you need to …see… yerself
…as …impervious …ta bein…
messed wit …even a lil, doncha

i need to see myself… and/or my
own reflection, inna space station
windshield… for awhile, so yeah?

so, if… wunna
me jokes / bits
din matter …or
needed ta not,
n: for wut ever
readon, say…

we'd tellya
where ta go
n how ta get
there, yeah…

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dear luckiest winner
…we've chosen you
…ta becomae cuul…
please tryn cooperate

wouldn it be …irritatin…
if every time ya woke up
purple faded munna ya's
yer nada llowed ta react

…it'd train yer …brain…
chemicals …ta …less…
schtick up… for yerself /
avoid any n all disasters

…cuzzis reel cuul n…
sooper easy ta prove,
but sum needta make
orthers scareda it, so:

do you believe the…
squiggly lines on this
…or more jus… wut:
ever they represent?

i liek languages that use
their own alphabets, nah
havin ta borrow orthers…
justa use em incorrectly?

"no self respecting purple
should work or play for…
the success o any thingy
that ignores our groovy?"

makeus choose between
this ethereal unreal ideae
n any thingy they don liek
bout us or any thingy else

liek you may
indeed… jus
have …even
only ideaes…
really see, so:

…specialize
…in makin
yer lief…
easier…
always

ya hafta quit
bein scared
…ta nah be:
nice enuf…
even ta us

numbers're funny, or can be;
cuz iz nah …always about…
wut exact specific value it is
…sum times iz also about…
wut all it took ta get ya there
n wut yer right …fun …nexta

n the ancients knew this about art;
their wimmen din reelee carea bout
any thingy orthern bein safe n fed…
so we started drawin Them instead?

…the illusion o lack…
as an only real reality

…look, if i teach… a crowd of concert-goers
(even… just for …motivational-speakers), to…
house their future… self-awareness programs…
so they are situated ideally Between the Sources
of both bread (the town) and fresh fish (the river)
and then the fire-brigade pass-the-bucket routine
(so that no one has to walk too far, or carry too much,
and we all enjoy the program): that w/c/should be
enough a form of "walking on water"
…or even "water into wine" …but
…you didn't …hear it …from me?

i'm scared… so sacred i dunno…
wutta eat …or how ta find out…
how mucha it is really for me…
liek ya wanna have sum, dat'll:
jus very simply puttit ta sleep?
so: we only havva outer-net…

so, now there's: alla these purple out there
who think they're doin their own research?

if only we could thinka
…sum way ta make…
every buddy know that
/ get so behind it… that
we jus simply don hafta
fight about it, anymore?

couldn possibly
be a thingy, cuz
for one thingy…
way too obvious

yeah, but… you
…know i dunno
…so yer milkin
the dichotomy

normalization o
dis-paragement
…cuz: izziz only
real fun chance?

…i thought i…
was important

n then, Drunk v Mean…
went off onna tangent?

Sensea-Humor Land TM?
sir, this is a corpo-plannit?

n no one ever hearda
…memory gas… still?

if Inc.-Land kept foreigners frum playin Trickec…
ya'd be liek… "ah, no biggie dealio" …cuz why…
cuz: izza very far away place / we dunno or care
/ not an indicator o extreme injustice orther-wise
/ no one really knows how ta play, jus pretendin
/ no one reelee talks liek dat, jus drunk n mean

21 aeons… 21 profit-C's…
21 weeks, and 21 minutes
…ok, wait… n …roll again

o Course, We're wretched
lookit how… cuul they are
…jus by …comparrison…

o Course, they're bnad guys!
they're on security camerae?

needya ta
nah know
'ow: Dork
…ya are?

so, do nuttin, or… every
…thingy goes …worng?
any thingy goes worng,
iz cuz we …dun sumn?

wah, i… never thought i'd see it
in …fun …uh-Miracle-IA TM…
a purple witta suthern accent?

…nah… gettin wut they wan…
jus cuz y'all're scareda bullies
…standard pricea inclusion…

n if ya ever thinka whirled…
is jus simply bein too unfair

…don whirry, we'll conduct
a thorough investigat-ion…

now, set n wait for nuttin
but ya dunno even dat?

Sow-th, towards the e-quate-or TM
cuz is reel simple n easy ta prove?

"…however awful sucha
thingy …seemed…" so…
"…a place for pilgrims in
deep reverence to visit"

because when injustices hah-pen…
ta …purple who don expect it, they
expect …that they should hah-pen
ta orthers …they more expect it ta

okay… Mel Tin-Pot Theery Esq. Inc. TM
…buncha perfectly gruuvy purple items?
somehow becomae one, harmoniously?

but then the only nice purple
left onna entire space plannit
gets banned frum everywhere

cuz, we dunno
yer …evil, yer
…sayin still…

next up on…
What Politics
…meltin pot?

…but… ya…
gotta wannit?
…stay tuned

naturally, the negotiations
…took place on Disco Rd.

safe n warm…
izza purple's…

…de-fault fun
posit-ion, man

so alla yer possibilitie
're …inconsistent wit:
yer preferred theery?

so, any gratitude
…only normalizes
the illusion of lack?

cuz, we don digit nice n…
needta feel okay about it?
(izza thick demonic accent)

n the Metal-Lickers
(who were …cuuler
when much colder)
vs… Puur Jammers,
wut won the file wars
cuz iz be-fore phones
more fans were online
…as yer flagship band
wut ever orther culture
waves yer flag n prove
yer whirth allat hype…
iz runnin interference

if they'll agree to it
before you've even
said …wut it …is…
donj be so surprised
it never …hah-pens?

or …any thingy
which begins…
"dearest fuzzer"

The Silly-Con TM
based lief-forms?

…the sad fact is…
they would …liek /
digit just as guudy
…any rule that lets
em jus get their way
even so silly unfairly
as ta make seem as
readonable, indeed
…even any orther:
as …unfair thingy?

it measures our ability ta
discern our own disaster
…n then …pours sumn
sinister in alla cracks…

any attempt to find out waz goin on
leaves you convinced iz sum secret
…ta jus ruined by tryna find it out…
n then wut ever that sez about you
or them, or anyone, iz alla yer faul
n obviously justa way ya wannit?
so: that's how ya make thingies
hah-pen, wit-out knowin about
any thingy else even about it

jus know that the less ya know
the better every thingy iz goin?

…cuz, if we can take the…
nicest purple you know, n…
make it seem lieka opposite;
n jus as far as you can know
…wuzzat say of us, or you,
or wut ever a principal iz?
see, ya don even know

the lies… ta make ya
feel …happy or sad…
safe or not, whirthy…
they're all de-signed
/ com-miss-ion-ed…
by boass's assistants,
n assigned ta dynamic
…architects, engineers,
product manufacturers?
n then the packagers, n
affordability specialists,
tweakin the economy's
per-cept-ion of itself…
n it all deep-ends on
purple knowin their
places n wutta do

n then make you guess
wut they're onna bout?
as if izza realio dealie

cuz the original / initial
…Sentinal Classy TM?
waz justa bad boass…
wun even nice or kind?

n so: the legend con-tinues…
Whiny-Whim would hop roofs
in iz more-null course o duties
n cuz it wuzza special evening
would also hafta: droppa extra
goodie, sumn downa chimney?
so's alla purples in town could
Then get each orther presents
…which wazza foist Un-ions…

yer nada llowed ta know wut cuul is
so we can make ya feel bad about
not ever bein ablke ta attain it, heh

but don lettit dissuade ya's
frum doin further business

n it's not that they haven't ever hearda
an un-comfort-able posit-ion situat-ion;
jus in their culture, they use it more as:
how primal-bipeds in trees wit poop do
(n then, ya wander in all un-suspect-in)

…in com-petit-ion wit…
here do dis cuul thingy
is …here, set n watch
alla competition-ism?
…n which is winnin?

…tryna …tune…
inta the …vibe…

…we claim full
responsibility…
obviously …our
fail / shortcomin

cuz they couldn
pre-tend ta digit
us any further…
so wuz uncomfy

…cuz, if it were a
misunderstanding
that ya weren't nice
…ya'd be way nicer?

…cuz that's one thingy…
no buddy inna whirled…
needsta hafta put up wit
iz …sum buddy …else
obviously …followin a
…separate / secret…
setta fun rules, right?

cuz every time sumn bnad hah-pens ta me
…i got 20 boasses comin by ta tay'll me…
iz all my fault n as if dat ain even whirse?

cuz, if we really cared…
about equal rights, we'd
…vote ourselves some?

i hah-penned to be a professional gas pumper
(back when Con-ate TM was a major con-cern)
only Co-o-Sun had as high as 93.5 or somethin
(n wit big signs celebrating that at every pump)
(n Full Serve …bein, naturally, 10-20% more?)
i was told datta biggie fuel corporat-ions could
make it even higher… anytime they wanted…
that the slight increases here n there were jus
"teasin a market" …ta make the kite fly higher
wit minimal resistance, ta stay so aloft longer
…n She'll is always too high for puur-purple
to dare approach even those intersect-ions
unless izza emergency, so …that's the only
…kinda puur-purple …such places ever see…
n that rarely …n as for their regular customers
…to my knowledge, they have not complained

i can fashion somethin for ya
…outta …whirds …perhaps?

cuz Unconditional says
we need that free pass
which is only possible
when on days liek this
such plannits align so
mercy can sneak by?

…more-null…
regard-less…

so, that was nice
…so: sarcasm…

…ya have…
ni ideae, dya

wut if iz justa pushy purple who don matter…
cuz iz alla reelee jus project-in / telegraph-in?

purple frum Noo-Whirk
're weird n …think they
know how ta… party?

seems liek a fair trade off
…until ya zoom in onnit…
so jus don zoom in onnit

…cuz ya din get caught…
dat wut ya wan me ta tay'll
…the boass witta …claws?

…mindless browsing /
lookin ta nah be bored
…wut ever i can afford

better get busy onnat
burnin downa whirled
expedition / argument

so, yer wehole space plannit… now:
never even existed inna foist place…
cuz sum bnad guys're embarrassed?

my boass is Captain Chaos
…izza only way we're safe?
…our one rule is confus-ion

cuz every thingy ya do
puples're sayin / askin:
"howzat notta four-Q?"

jus know yer nah cuul…
n there's nuttin ya can do
…jus liek how ya don care
cuz is simply nah important

n when they're outta wub, emselves?
they relegate it ta any alla underlings
so, the customers know how ta cook
n the man-on-the-street pro-duces…

cuz ya believe the part where…
they getta do wut ever they wan
…n that's wut they decided upon

cuz: dis's a sector of
our plannit's …orbit?
…where they needta
make us sad, for free

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it's liek you'd …think it was cool
if sumn sooper bad hah-penned
…only ya …tolly gotta way wittit
…or even …no one even knew?
cuz the only ones witta camerae
(or, the …only ones who …care)
're tolly fun bad guys, am i right?
prolly a ones who put ya up to it
so clandestinely / mysteriously?

…n then, there're those who…
condiser it their duty / miss-ion
ta give ya …lessn a fair shake
n callit a …fair shake lesson?
only if it… don whirk, yer ruined for lief
n they duck outta back. n every buddy
inna whirled has Their backs, instead
/ o course… wut'd ya fun …ex-pect?

my culture has no con-nect-ion ta yers…
except yer punkin us, alla makin us try…
mebbe we can be the foist ambassadors

'ere, comae set by me
i can promise …regard
…n …relartive …safety

cuz it sounds less neurotic…
when there's a tonna orther
…real …purple behind ya's

mebbe they jus don liek us
as much as they say they do
or a fidderent definition o nice?

wouldn take much
ta …dis-credit me…
justa lil nah listenin

a most wubbable…
Should feela: most
…wubbed …right?

i get my raight-stanswers
…inna lipzock-gabbie, at
…six …n then …wait…

we see where yer goin wit dis:
so ya never do know when any
specific thingy is gonna happen
jus definitely sumn / wunna dis…
Should be all ya needta say, tolly

patience …n …bein
…a guudy fun sport
…iz nah payin off…
all how liek it should

they'll forgive us…
for bein surprised
…mebbe later…

um, Cuz if ya could
possibly get over it,
it wuzza celebration
therefore an illusion

so, this chronicle TM
that yer Gonna send:
back in time, so as ta
becomae a Pro-fit-c?
…i havva thee-ree…
see how it's basically
jus 2 columns o data
…wut if we mixed-up
the as-so-ciat-ions…

What is the purpose
of any hollow dazes
was it just to have a
different experience
than anybody else?
so that you could…
compare / contrast
with the following…
weeker ends …and
share notes on how
to more effect-ively
…take over those…
other people we have
technically never really
even heard of yet… so
couldn' possibly know
any thingy about, but
needta comae up wit
sum thingy real quick,
because …apparently
they really …do exist?

n then, The Dazes TM?
jus… gets even hollower
after that, so there's alotta
holes in it we're gonna hafta
…call it sum thingy fidderent

so… the cat woke up…
late one after-noon, n…
disc-overed, eventually
…not immediately that
the fish, and the mice,
and the birds …have…
formed a …committee,
n all the in-form-at-ion
was being pro-cessed
…soo very carefully, n
they were gonna getta
…round to fulfilling the
request as soon as alla
in-form-at-ion had been
compiled in the file …so
effectively, datta …case
could continue… one…
unexpected snag …is…
the bite size bytes, alla
these …bit size pieces
tolly required, perhaps
…not …so thoroughly
…anti-cipated …but…
we’re hopin enthusiasm
serves as an example…
enuf …to present above
/ over …compensat-ion?
now …the ants, who were
lawyers, and so: had their
own rights, in their culture;
maybe notta most pleased
they …coulda been wit-out
their …sandbox territory /
…ancestral homelands…
had been …tolly treated…
con-sistently in-effectively
n as if a …relevant policy
but still …refuse to recuse
emselves …from jus the
afternoon’s proceedings…
queen made a comment?
and posted it, somewhere
…on Their news mediae…

ay, if all ya got is schitck for my bits
yer not able ta cooperate wittem…
actin as if iz …too worng ta whirk?

they think… (n dis's: thinkin)
…no buddy's allowed ta rest,
only boasses don hafta whirk,
n every buddy's outta gettem,
so they might as well be back
nah carin wut any buddy else
…sez, or thinks, or even duz…
unless they do …which is wut:
they got it all saved up for, now;
so …there can only be a coupla /
few Nice thingies, as possibllties,
Left… ta …eliminate …before…
ruling outta safe landing entirely
so we haven't prepared yet, no

…would it hayalp
…if ya realized…
we're …not at all
very nice purple?

i'm ruinin every buddy's fun
witta ideae o me existence;
but, izza sooper secret, but
…so… mebbe only ta me?

obviously, jus…
dude, wut ever
ya thinka me…
would …never
…occur ta me?
n ya know that,
so… obviously
not even this?

obviously if i waz
allowed ta know
…i was too nice
…i wouldn be?

cuz onna one day a year when
ya getta do …wut ever ya wan:
that's wut ya… always choose

mebbe we jus reelee
dunno wut friendly is:
so …don deserve ta?

I think we’re sposedta all
jus go out to / on our own
front porches and wonder
…what to do …which is…
maybe why …alla …the…
train and bus stat-ions are
tolly crowded all afternoon

It's …kinda like: okay…
you know how any / alla
frosted Chucky 'Larms?
're jus Regular delicious
so… no such thingy as:
Magic, reelee-reelee…
jus simplistic circuitry

maybe we w/c/should askem:
jus where the line in the Sand
is, or …where is sposedta be…
so… what ever …foist appears
pre-senting as …dis-respectful?
…n then …if they …know how ta
reelee-reelee… make a sandwich
or how …would be, one weekend,
so …jus… teams vs free agents…

That’s… not an explanat-ion…
per-se… n Mebbe ya reelee…
reelee… don even know that?
…or, wut an …explanat-ion is
…so …the …resta dis …bit…
couldn …possibly 'ave, reelee
any reelee readonable effect?

This just in, this mornin…
Science has con-firmed…
yer a rich-ist… n also yag
…though it could be both
…or neither, even, tolly…
or nah possible ta matter

now, It… Could even
Necessarily be …the
other way Around…
but …those who're:
both… Do have alla
more explainin ta do

well, I din wanna
say it din …even
fun occur ta me?
cuz I’m wearin…
Mirrored Shades
n playin poker…
open fun face…

jus 'ow much it costs
ta play for pennies?

we accept n appreciate…
yer not tryna de-story us
but, ya may anyway, so
…we… thought… we…
Here, Check off n sign?

it off-ends: appreciat-ion, itself…
ta be a substitute for regard, or
especially overcompensat-ion
…for somethin... so uncomfy
so: demoted to dis-tract-ion
…a lil over-a-top, now, innit
n sposedta not notice, so…

are there any credible accounts
of any other cartoon characters
manifesting such superpowers?

wut if… I had…
Tolly …Proof…
that …not only
Izza Uni-verse
…flat… okay?
…But …it has
all these… Lil
perturbat-ions
n …bumps, n
disturbances?
that: even that
Tolly Re-quired
Math ta Prove n…
that there’s a proof
of a …Mathematical…
Nature variety o stature;
liek if there were a statue
standin right in fronta ya's,
luukin jus liek an astronaut
…which… ya know couldn
…possibly be, cuz …they…
din Have fun… Astronauts…
nah back in Those daze, so…
yer luukin for an answer, right?
n yer whole fun lief, too …so…
even yer distant de-scendents
're gettin in onnit, alla act-ion?
n They haven't gotta fun clve
…but …suddenly, one day…
n as if …a gift from the gods
n …alla em, simultaneously
(jus goin by alla generosity)
suddenly …tolly cuul / okay
ta con-diser… mebbe there
reelee Were fun astronauts
…so, Now ya could plug…
That inta yer equat-ion, so:
every thingy's mysterious?

so, it seems like a treadmill ta
alla… places that punish, but
we’re …nah even welcomae
/ allowed… back at any, yet?
n we know that's prolly nada
Official screened philosophy
/ policy / miss-ion statement

y’know the only readon why
Aliens ever visit this system
is in case that gamma burst
Really is headed right here?

how should it …seem like
honesty n under-standin…
're …permitted / somehow
…attainable… I jus canna
…seemta… manage… it…
thoroughly enuf, maybe… n
how izzit a friendly universe?
howzit there's friendly purple?
am i justa …horrible audience?

cuz any friends / family / purple I would have
I would …need their hayalp, n soon… but…
Prolly shouldn hafta… Do wit …anya em?
or… any buddy they even ever hearda…

stompin onnat dis-
appointment buttun
…makes us think…
they got insurance?

cuz, i dunno…
yer nah worng
…about …me?

cuz, their ego:
izza ddicted…
ta ya puttin…
up wittem…
even that?

but, you’ll still get married n have kids:
n systematically categorically template
format matrix de-story alla those purple
pew pew pew …I din mess up …anya…
Those plans yet, right …okay fine, then…

why would
you care…
wut i think
…about
meself?

cuz we …sometimes…
think bad guys like us…
and/or are on our side…
so we de-serve wut ever
…or, a …buncha …other
alleged dealio fun thingies
…as maybe the only funny
we have in common, if any
karma, coincidence, irony
…right, so… prolly tolly?

I'm no longer able ta
believe even myself

…so, they're …only …liek that, cuz…
they think …that's how …we are, or…
need us ta think that about ourselves
so …theior real boasses'rer watchin,
n even every thingy We reelee are?

co-dependent means: any buddy
…who ever wants ta hafta do wit
any orhter purple there even is?

…whoa, yer
…reelee goin
offa deep-end
wit Dat one…

cuz we all want
the cartoons we
…pre-tend to be
in vAIdeo games
to be real purple:
that think …we’re
the Gods… right?

ok: maybe you personally,
ain even outta fun get me,
'ave no ideae why or wutta
bout anya me fun story …n
're toll con-vinced is jus… n
obviously, jus tryna makea…
readonable livin inna new job,
wit complicated instruct-ions /
lotsa competition for Benefits;
izza different playin fieldn me
my experience tolly fidderent
which… ya never hearda dat
yer all wearin a same outfit…
dazza only kinda gift ya give…
sumn we tink nice n special…
but… signals ta any n alla yer
orther alien AIndrod invaders
whicha y'all's pet dis mess is

I don see the beginnin
/ don …expect ta be…
pre-sent at its …end…

…You don think
I’m too nervous
…From alla the
At-tense-ions?
too: in-tense?

Cuz I was
…already
…Pretty
tense ta
Begin wit

If yer only normal is
Yer nada allowed ta
Know or find out but
Hafta keep trying to
How is… that not…
Normal enough
To qualify for
…Knowin…
that, so…

Seems like we get
in… Just as much
trubble / hassle?
…for… either…
believing you or
not being able to
so If… that’s waz
important ta you?

y'mean, they have no plans ta
even …accept …each orther?

y'know, sum
Rest-In TM:
is for Reals

so, needa
…readon
…ta lie?

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it Is enough jus… Jugglin Alla
Mandatory Misunderstandins

Is there any Schtickin up for yerself,
Not …dangerously …inappropriate?

…I… really thought…
Only …bad thingies…
We’re ta be believed…
thus Alla guud thingies
're alla thingies I either:
Don have, or’ll never be
sayin, thinkin, bein, even
able to do… wit out you?
so, begs a …quest-ion…
is there a …catalogue?
a syllabus ta refer to…

oh, sure… games wit Rules
ya don mind playin fair ta…

yer not gonna make it
but we'll …set wit ya's
…just in …case sum…
purple frumma furutue
witta pocket time portal
pops in ta rescue you's

Become more
…Addicted to
…Attention…
We'll pay you

see, back inna old daze:
there usedta be… only…
one computer per town…
woulda been My job, tolly

computer, hayalp me out, here
…Of the species in dis sector
Which're most infanticidal…
and then, of Those, sort by:
which're most Disc-erning?

“…we’re assuming
The only way this’ll
Ever be okay is if we
Erase yer mem'ry of it”
(tin case ya …for-get ta)
jus: Every superhero origin
(one atta time, if ya …hafta)
Thank em for understandin?
n then, when I get back, I’ll:
fix the… Orther …broken…
…pocket time portal… TM…
that only goes …back-whirds
n you can explain to me why

Izzit the same lobby…
a super crowd funding
organization… means
Attack n defend both?
cuz they are too, tolly

"havin every thingy izza:
same as havin no thingy,
so why not / may as well"
…the ones who say such

Why do …even the purple who do dis
Wannit ta be con-dis-ered so psycho?

Yeah, but then…
yer sayin… Every
thingy’s …fine…
n to re-lax, so…
Iz nah dat I don
…wannem dun

do they …wannus ta …think:
They're very fidderent… or…
We are …or we're the Same,
or stay con-fuzzed distracted
or be this open minded early
or this questionin everythin?

Iz nah dat I’m lazy
But, meanwhile…
there’s… also dis
Lobby ta make it
…seem… like…
Either …wunna
those, insteada
Wut ever it
…really is
Which i
Forget
now…
But, i
almost
din even
know that…
So, commercial for
more-null-izing… that…

…well, I’m… obviously …sorry
…whatever it is… and that that…
never seems to matter also, so…

oh, now I forget… We
…wanna needta be…
Valued fairly enough?

yer values aren't for
…makin …orthers…
miserable, are they?

But what’s the
Definit-ion of
Readonable?

n can any 4Q
Be a reference
…realistically?

it's the toxic truth… that ya…
hafta watch out for… cuz we
may need every single bit…
of Truth there is… however
convenient or appropriate
and is that one of them?
so, get backta whirk…
n get backta us all…
as quick as ya can

Is our guessin incorrectly
The only thingy they like?
…Really, really …Really?

n here / there it is
Hat Field, where the
foist hat crops grew…
n there’s Mt. Coy-fish
…where they were so
De-veloped, in secret
…Sed they’re jus shy
n… there’s the forest
Fulla trees TM which
Any alla hide behind
n keep peace today
Now press e-scape
…see, ya …feel…
frustrated …n tolly
under-fun-utilized

how do we know…
Dis inna illusion TM
n yer jus starin attus
frumma outside, still:
while we rot in peace
n then teeny lil pieces
…n even callit Stasis,
or sumn daring fancy

cuz if ya can possibly
…be: jus blown off…
n no buddy's …heart
'd be innit, anyways…

…but, they… reassured us
…convincingly… heartfelt?

gravity knows ya
tolly fun cheated;
or got tricked inta
seeming that way
…so, either way?

So try and imagine… not
…being able to tell a lie…
you wouldn’t know what a
straight answer looks like;
or be able to expect one…
not properly, appropriately,
so: authentically enough…
but, with being …always…
obligated to try… anyways
that's the part …we ignore
cuz it gets a …free pass?
cuz it …forces us… to…
grudgingly / …resigned /
not qualified to disc-ern)
hafta validate more-null
…sayin We're AI-lens…
which is tolly project-in?

cuz, if Tele-paths were everywhere
there'd be no way outta this maze?

wut if it
dun jus…
Luuk liek…
a food court
after a match?

the mystery o the masked marauder
has been solved / replaced by …the
mystery o the masked messer-witter

it's liek they're embarrassed
caught knowin we din know
n then hafta double down?
pre-tendin they don hafta
tellus… cuz we tolly do?

so, what
do i do…
when that
…doesn't
…whirk?

wait, it suddenly seems… very simple:
mebbe they jus wan / …need us ta be
unhappy n perplexed …no matter wut
…that's the real goal / …part they liek

the next: leader o the free universe…
cuz: After a big… disasterous turmoil
…navigating sum: smorgass-board /
obstacle-course / scavenger-hunt /
rigamarole / runaround / chaos…
ya wanna chill n fun smoke, eh?
…so, we start All-Over again n
Then, get so usedta That, we
don even not-ice: Any thingy
…less hassle trubblen dat?
'ere: put Dis in yer pocket

cuz bank-ruptin a pro-sports team:
should be a prerequisite for what?

ok, y'know how i can tell …when
yer messin wit me …even when
ya kinda really don wan me ta?

perhaps mebbe ya don understand
…they mean ta …nah get caught…
which …seemsta mean alot ta em?

…n …maybe it’s the…
bucket of stage blood?
behind: curtain number
…ok, four …but, haha…

izza Being
…n Being
a being…
being…

hazza righta continuity
if we're ta expect that?

So, the wizard… being a…
crazy old man… and just…
that, no more no less, he…
Being from Can-Sass, also
hah-penned to find a portal
(a Pocket Time Portal, say)
…accidentally …in a hot air
(nuther wuthay'll / my-story)
balloon …and took all those
decades… to figure fun out:
how to find one to get back?
…so… it is tolly convincing /
eery Zwilight Tone backstory
that Door-o-Three’s double is
the fabled Good North witch?
or the North Good witch …or
…iz opposite in disguise, or
any buddy else sayin they'd
liek ta pretend ta be eithera
those thingies …or none…
justa figmenta imagination;
yer runnin away wit yerslef
then they whip outta watch
…dangle it frum iz chain…
"watch it …spin," they say

And this is all the…
same Canna-Sass
county or country?
…how many trees
we countin here?

But …there’s a portal
floatin around …up…
there, and a tornado?
or …an Anti-dirigible?
…but don lettit whirry

you could still be tolly fakin
…n me worng ta so judge /
stress you out for nuttin…

n yer not outta get me,
jus cuz i'm nice… right,
there… Must be …sum
…orther readon… that's:
why i keep harpin on: bein
allowed ta guess ran-dumn
…izzit old or silly or hippie?

the extra AI-lens
izza OIC agent
frumma furutue
now Yer one, too
…encounter suits…
universal uniforms…
undercover operations
now we're watchin em…
go back n forth thru time
frum before that to them
alla patches / mistakes…
they musta haddit made
ta hafta comae back so
way that far before any
buddy in-vented wun?

which: Any operation liek dat…
Gonna involve redistributiona…
products services commodities
liek a vacation fulla promotions
every buddy gets behind That?

…yer …not outta get me…
tryna rember dat …all day

so, the Gawds
…havva: Gift?
for those who
liek ta read…

i never knew i …lieked ta read, so much?
until i …sat down …wit …dis thingy, for…
wuzzit been, since time no longer matters
…cuz space is jus constantly expanding…
infintely accellerating, at observable levels
dis keeps alla those purple frum goin mad
…the whole time / alla long; n there's alot

right, jokes liek that won't be funny for awhile
…quite some time, indeed / in fact / o course

…cuz: they double-up tag-team ya's…
one jus sez nuttin: total black / white /
gray rock… don matter wut ya fun say
zero re-act-ion inter-act-ion possible…
n the orther jus interrupts every thingy,
even answers to their own quest-ions?
tormenting you with the inevit-ability of
the un-avoid-able misunderstandings /
terrorizing you wit potential for disaster
…so, frum now on, i'm jus gonna cry…
lettem know: That's how They tolly are
n we know, n… they'll gettit right away;
n then they'll hafta admit my Feng-Kuu
is so far superior …i deserve respect…
i was able ta finagle n maneuver round
alla alleged mandatory obstacles, etc.?
so they'll hafta treat me jus exactly liek
they treat each orther: no more no less

or… say, even: dromedary over memorable
…it is still legit imperative …one stands off:
to the side …some side, undecided upon…
or more: momentary …liek an auto-throttle
…or… sumn more… viable via vocabulary

ok, jus cuz
Yer mean,
don mean
i hafta be
…right?

I know, for a… fact I
never be-lieved any
untrue thingies ever
…and I can prove it
we were… always
aware o …wearin
That thingy …go…

so, in the end…
the only mistake
we’ve ever made
is …any thinkin…
ever …is okay…

well, what are we
sposedta do now?

No one really begins
…ta …reelee believe
…the hapless hero of
never trustin any buddy
and/or any ideae there is?
…fuzz allat fuzzy fun noise
frumma: echo o the original
big bang, started a universe?
…silly ideae… why would you
even ask that sorta fun thingy?

right… that's
what makes
sensea Us
…makin
sensea
Dat…

Appreciate understanding…
Appropriately / realistically…

oh, Yeah?
well, I bet
You… We
never even
…had an…
im-mortal…
soul, That’s
jus what ya
told us …ta
trick us inta
doin alla…
orther stuff
you tricky
talked, n
toold us
about /
got us
into…

relax, you're allowed to con-tinue:
being a past-or… you just have to
wear the bastard flag everywhere?

ok, of the initially allegedly
mostest beauty-full purple
ya ever personally known:
didja date moren halfa em
…then izza successful lief
…now… orther categories
scoring just as high… did
anya em reelee wanna be
around ya's, anya dat time
…right… so we get out our
calculator, which is …liek a
computer… only… cheaper
…so even You can afford it?

why you …reelee… need so
…many …millionsa purple…
to …serve as a bad example
n …havva …parade for that…
every orther day, or somethin
…tolly luuks liek, any altitude

…furutue-ists jus…
assume perfect-ion,
n dat whirks for em?

could it be jus
as simple as
wut they're
whirkin for
wholt time
/ alla long
…is… jus
…immoral
…equals…
im-mortal?

well, they're
sayin we're
…insane…
alreddy, so

1364
…
1365

they resist information… liek…
they're bein paid ta play dumn

they're jus nah:
Cap-ablea wub
liek you n me?

well, ya…
don hafta
get mnad

or jus pretend ta think is okay
…so ya don hafta quit doin it?

so, if only neutron star collis-ions…
can possibly produce gold or better

…then …they're …contributing to…
sum …universal… forma inflation?

which is meaningless, unless ya
factor in Time-Space Expans-ion

n then, how much room will there
be for alla extra added lief-forms?

see, so: up-inna-air-heds:
have / digit comet-e also?

wouldn it… be better
if ya… never were…
so… inappropriate…
inna fun foist place?

my mission in lief is ta find out / detect…
where all i'm bein addicted ta denial n…
where it might jus be made ta seem so

try to be not inappropriate
inna place / zone where iz
encouraged ta be cheerful
liek no matter wut any ever

instantly y'all thinka places
n times where that's kinda
how it wuz, n even still is?
yo, dat was worng also…

so, it …could make ya
feel uncoimfy as fuzz
…ta tryn hafta read?

…liek …wut all…
scary injustices…
are we avoiding…
even …lookin at…
even jus right now
/ this fun mornin…
luuk in yer email…
tell me wut ya see

i feel inspired to (compose / post that i)
write thingies i think need to be said?
any time of day, computer or phone,
usually …as soon as… i thinka em
(so: while drivin or in the shower…
stacks a now familiar challenge)
…format is one thought per line
newer stuff always goes on top
(so: winds up bein backwards /
oldest/forgotten …atta bottom)
final product is several
web-comics per week
(800x1000, 10 pt. font)
…still / again …in the…
stream-o-consciousness
/ fun …discovery phase…
background art is a kinda
fidderent gear in me brain
/ clipart-cartoon-characters
long relegated nonessential
…now validate their own plight wit…
("duzzit really matter who sez wut?")
tv and/or music is background mostly
(news, scifi-comedy, classic-prog-rock)

"the outside whirld…
izza …figmenta yer
imagination, man"

n ya told im
to say that?

or They did
via plantin
that seed
wit-in ya

sometimes their only premise is
there's nuttin ta fun whirry about
…n they will even go so far as to
pretend to seem more readonable
by jus over-reactin inappropriately
ta chase ya offa even ever askin
…stuff liek: "wuzza dealio wit…"
so: mebbe would be best if ya
din detect anya these thingies
…even inna fun foist place…

multiple lief sentences back-ta-back…
they reelee do fun mean dat schtick…
whether ya reelee even diddit or nah

n then …we roll it up n stuff it inta a bottle…
n throw it far as we can even over a horizon,
cuz …iz all goin inna pirate's belly anyways?

sum times ya gotta ask
if anya these characters
were doin sumn else, liek
…wouldja buy a used car
/ UFO/RV offa anya em?

…n yer the readon why
i'm cranky maybe, so…

did ya do the thingy …izzit a bnad thingy…
are ya puur enuf where we getta hafta say
we hafta do sumn orthern nuttin about it?
thereby / thus: thwartin anya yer furutue
…n specially …immediate plans, next?
…so as ta be… so avoiding o disaster
…we …may havva space plannit left
atta enda dis bit… n so on n so on…

…of the thingies ta legit complain about:
how many are ya willin ta acknowledge…
/ potentially responsible for / could hayalp

all's we hafta be:
is jus very similar
…if only at foist…

silly ta be mnad…
n mnad ta be silly
all day every day
for the next wut?

ya wake up scared sacred ta…
nah make a slightest mistake…
n then, ya trip n fall on yer face
…sposedta jus snap ya outta it

…we got
ya a dog;
n a family

i thought i
was gonna
see em liek
every day…

n how now we
havva …abject
feara… forms n
…symbolism…?

my job is simple…
i open dis door n…
scare ya offa… any
/ every orther topic?

y'know how lonng lived n
technologically advanced
a species would hafta be?
for ta be able ta say …any
buddy lives there after em
…tolly got: nuttin onnem n
they know about it alreddy
nah impressed, possibly…
n y'know how long iz been

Wouldn’ image-in I’d
be Allowed ta notice
Wut I’m doin worng
If any, so: possibly
Me only purpose?

Float around, Be rude,
Say dealio thingies liek
"'ow much am I gettin
Paid for this, again?"
…n schtickity liek…
Suffer fools glady
…or else bust…
Tryna re-lax?
…gahed…

well, you: Prolly know already
there’s …no Way …there’s…
Any thingy …I could thinka…
that’d be Remotely relevant…
well, i would Anticipate bein…
Ordered to do stuff like that n
Yelled at: no buddy gets hurt
Except me, n that’s wut they
Pay us for, so: notta whirry?
But's sposedly sposedta be
between Me n the boasses

the con-cept of any warm star racquet-tearing
is the premise that all species tend to merge?
philosophically n more or less technologically,
about the same time …n rate …n no one can
figure out how to hook up a cloaking device…
in the shield or like a transporter n replicators
and/or anya those thingies jus to each orther
for lie detectors or comedy or sense ta make

/
/
/

n then, soon… the only
acceptable answer'll be
"my, wutta …pleasant…
surprise" …so, alreddy?

wut if …the wooden hedges…
're older than the stone ones?

then, mebbe yers is jus the
perception / paradigm TM
we must …negotiate wit?
…n tryna stand under it?
so …even this sleepily…
n if we're not outta favor
we must be be-having?

…have we no common whiz-dumn?
have we no whiz-dumn in common?

"there's justa unfairness
ta the whole fun thingy"

Justa space monkey
tryna finda lil sumn
somewhere… so…
surrounded by stars,
alla long / whole time
…tryna …nah …be…
ob-served… it-say'lf?
…surely …you …jest

And… Jokers full of aces…
sure yeah but who blabbed?
say, so… Nefarious / notorious
…international / …inner-spatial…
intentional / malicious heel draggin
…is about to go …onna fun books…
n no buddy wantsta… know nuttin…
so it may be not necessarry alreddy
…who we got …whirkin inna back?

…so then, we can safely say…
it wuz intent-ion-al obfuscat-ion…
but don we all havva righta be silly?

the righta be So silly is re-served…
for the silliest silly-ists, emselves…
which jus only getta say wut silly is

ay, if you dunno yer cuul, you don't get to…
cuz then the revelation o their affection TM
only sez yer that worng about every thingy
so then, wut use is any information, any?

Livid Fights Erae …izzit reelee over wit?
One one key to understanding our story
n any standing under stories in general
…there woulda been… no Livid Fights
…wit-out Homer Guile, emcee, TM…
demon-strating: exactly how much is
…appropriate to be yelled at …for…
somethin ya had nuttin ta fun do wit
…n then …jus… let that all skink in
…over decades …n generat-ions…
til alla …opportunity …for comet-e…
has dissipated inta bein decimated…
til all yer able ta reelee be inta yersef
is bein decimated… so So dissipated 
n ya don even know it… so automatic
…thus daz wut Homer Guile …means
…n sure, now… but wut else could it?

cuz ya makem luuk bnad
…jus bein alla authentic?

n then they canna
believe their luck…
ya don even notice

\
\
\

…when ya tryn…
understand sumn:
n… every attempt
gets interrupted…
that's yer purpose

have you been led:
inta a smack zone?
a fun: Thwap zone?
jump high as ya can
…no helmet for you!

nah possible to avoid
disaster, this mornin…
every hood-ornament
…izza fun …dragon…
n fill me up wit leaded

n iz: almost as if …they
…have no experience…
ever even jus admitting:
they ever been worng…
so: how ta do it properly

mebbe they never have
mebbe we always been
mebbe we are …now…
mebbe even jus… this?
mebbe there's no hope

it's …almost as if…
it's bein exactly liek:
there's …no way for
ya ta achieve justa…
peaceful understandin
…n better fun not be…

the only peaceful understandin
ya should have any access ta
is: "shaddap n go away, take
no blame / responsibility …n
have no problem wit …that"

…canya image-in…
anya em ever sayin
"yer …right, i was…
worng, i'm… sorry"
…but… honestly…
not even …fakin it?
right, so… ya have:
no rights, never did

…they have
no nice way
ta say such
nice things

…we have no
…argument…
they will agree
…should exist

they're not
friendly ta:
external…
ideaes…?

just end the conversation as quick as ya can;
n if the subject fails cuzza that, jus tella hippo
…that's wut hah-penned, should be tolly okay

they sed we had bad attitudes…
so …flawed peresonalities… so
…questionable associations…

that you havva opinion on yerself
that don jibe witta man / whirled?
what is yer plan wit that schtick?

their plan is… obviously …to be
the only one wit opinions on us
n nuttin but nice… as soon as
…we're only …about …nuttin

jus interrupt, until:
wut ever that silly
seems important
so: upside-down

n then: clasp the ankles,
suspend frumma branch

…n say is sumn else, via…
"no one could possibly know"

it's liek they're nada llowed:
ta get hayalp wit basic math
if someone's lief deep-ends:
on …savin alla those faces?

all i know is… i'm…
only ever gonna be
always in trubble…
/ hassle, inclvsive…
unwhirthy o respect
defense / protection
…n exasperation…
my only more-null /
natural home-base

n the righta…
be off-ended?

more cherished
than lief itself…

as long as… ya never
blindly disobey orders

if ya poll the audience… you'll find
…the only use / purpose for you…
is ta be fuzzed wit / faded munna?

what other issues are there, besides anger?
…have we been …distracted …from reality?
with only that illusion? …how embarrassing?

but, if Fear is the button that solves all other problems:
…maybe it's any Other that we're made to be afraid of

cuz it could be the possible solution
…n then we'd notice other problems

point is: purple wub ta follow orders, cuz
maximum reward for minimal investment

…in a pinch, we prefer the…
joy / peace …we know, so…
if being caught being selfish:
is the worst you can imagine

or the first step down…
that slippery fun slope…

out as so desperate, one could even
inconvenience friends: so erode trust

then maybe a Whirld TM is right to be so miffed
that much inconvenience for so cheap a readon

n then, we get insulted: we're not so important,
enough to merit safety / right to self-protection

then …communicate less
jus… have less use for it?

…so, we read alla dis …n alla
sense / …use we have for it…

is jus
…yer
worng

…n daz…
all there…
is …to it…

1365
…
1366

so… any …thingy…
we …don de-serve…
is auto dis-respectful?

cuz izza same bnad science
orderin ya ta nah fun whirry?

we know they're mnad
…n also jus don care?

…y'needta be: more…
reddy / willin / able ta…
leap upon a opportunity
…ta …think / say / do…
"y'mean i jus do nuttin n
sum buddy …suffers?"
cuz i'm runnin dis late

…i jus: canna …image-in…
bein taken …seriously enuf
ta be …allowed ta …avoid:
any …trubble / hassle, any
iz liek i havva pur-pose i'm
nada llowed ta knowa bout

i agree… i'm incorrigible… and disc-gusting
…liek …there …musta …beena …disc…
that got …caught in sum gusta wind…

cuz it breaks us wit bad press…
sez our masks mean we're scary

when ya …cause us …ta
…nah be able ta …think…
straight… ever again, will"
nunna dis even …matter?

it's not liek yer gonna
permit bein functional
or allude iz nah okay?

so, y'see… alla why n how we're
jus …so incapablea bein …inta
any thingy and/or any buddy?

there is no hope
…my opinion is
branded invalid
i won't even be
allowed ta save
…even meself?

i have always been
deeply surrounded
by those who have
no use for potential
theirs / mine / itself
n it has never been
…okay for me to…
realize …that, cuz…
they Are phonin it in
…cuz: it's the patha
lesser resistance…
jus… pre-tending to
not care / celebrating
…yerself for winning…
biggest bang per buck?
…so: life is a game …n…
monopoly is transactional
n risk fundamental; n clue
n scrabble …collect dust
under the stairs, on sum
halfa shelf, half iz lief…
that's why the guy who
fakes munna disabled
sez it's smart to cheat
on taxes / any etc. is:
running interference
for those who really
Would be the next
hysterical-esque
contributions to
these historical
contradictions…
n we get… extra
credit …for bein
…con-scientious
…enough… to…
survive …unless
it inconveniences
…someone else's…
more precious pride?
…my …ideaes are…
threatening only, so…
must be… attacked, or
…ignored … then we…
dance, or sashay away
…so: alla faces saved?
AI-ndrods know how ta:
grimmace …correctly…
enuff, for a next show?
…wuz our motivat-ion
n where's our trailer?

we think ourselves unruly, unmanagable
insufferably n incorrigibly inaccessible
n then that we have nuttin ta lose…
but it's not our own fault, really?

ya don really think
i'm mnad at you…

cuz the only acceptable thingy
would be to write ya all off as
…that ignorant n apathetic…
which …i dunno enough ta
merit not caring enough ta
…leap ta tyhat conclusion

if we never won …an
argument in our lieves
…mebbe we reelee…
never been worng…
which tracks, cuz…
we …never insisted
yet… on any thingy
except findin out…
enough …ta verify
jus our basic, foist
starter frun givens

…they always insist… as if we're …idiots…
(n wuddya, wan credit for bein so humble?)
n …mind-numbingly dispbedient… which…
is fine, cuz every buddy's upta sumn, right?
…but: the decision's …alreddy been made…
that we …don de-serve… ta stand under it…
know about it, jus …obey …wit-out quest-ion
n keepin… dat much tracka it: only bein… guudy
for insisting on disasters n we take alla blame for
…not knowin wut we're nada llowed ta… is the…
length o thoughts which should nah ever form…

yer judgement …is …final, then?
ya don hafta admit ta bein judgy?
ya made up yer mind …alreddy?
playin that content / consented?
verified …perfectly appropriate?

they're sorry we're broken…
n so thvs: intolerable, but…
they're the professionals…
that know how ta handle us
bettern we're handlin Them

n are breakin it to us slowly
…enough… we canna ever
hope ta understand …even
ourselves… so: iz pointless
even tryin… any thingy else

…so, i'm settin at hoime…
watchin alla dis on teevee

iz nah makin sense any, but
iz clear iz nah sposedta be…

n when they don letcha order for yerself,
ya jus …take wut …ever they hand ya's?

they seem pretty busy…
n mebbe a lil stressed…

…mebbe is cuz… ya asked em
ta quit messin wit ya …n they…
din have any further use for ya?
yeah, nada legitimate complaint

…do you think i'm givin You schtick…
cuz sum Orther purple, Liek yerself…
once, was so …unspeakable, ta me?
cuz i don even… know wut yer …Not

…yuoi dunno
how …fuzzed
up ya are, dya

i'm: as apologetic as…
i can imagine is okay?

i'm bein un-cuul, yer
barely tolerating me

i dunno wut yer pro-blem is, but
sum buddy fuzzed ya up guud?

so, wut ya do is
ya take sum won
who needsta know
every thingy's okay
n they're understood
n tellem… they …are?
n then: separate those
thingies …as ideaes…

revenge ta teach a lesson
…yer unable ta even lern?

the purpose o cryin out izta
get sum buddy's at-tent-ion

the defensive skills
…yer lerning, tho…

so, hide under ourselves, from each other
…cuz we don wanna piss each other off?
cuz no one knows how to communicate?
or jus: no one's interested innit, anymore
…but now, we're scared sacred to admit
…that we're not really so scary ourselves

that we have no friends, but the lies we tell?
to separate us from any stranger, any other?
their use having been relegated / demoted to
that: insultingly …exhaustively / exhaustingly
/ constantly honing our offense/defense skills

our purple: will follow orders unquestioningly
or deserve distraction indefinitely inta infinity

so… it's easier …to double-down on anger…
even misplacing it intentionally, even overtly
…cuz we fear the wrath of the past, still… n
the darker mistakes of more broken people
…cuz we can't admit …they were broken?
din digit us …as much as they pro-mised?
were as scared as sacredly as we all are?
preferring to assault the light of the future
cuz, it's proven itself …a threat already…

it con-fesses ta havin hadda lil trigonometry,
but pro-fesses ta have no use for astronomy

n the pessimism rules out hedging for hope:
cuz in our experience, only fools fall for stuff

the path of lesser even ultimately zero resistance
…has us getting angry early …just add irritation?

…i expect rejection… the safer bet is pessimism…
i would be surprised to be understood / agreed wit…
more so easily insulted i din jus take their whird for it

…they'll think yer fishin for compliments…
yer sposedta be guudy at pushin yerself

…n they will say i'm angry, far too much…
don even bother tryna take me seriously…
we have intel on that morning crater map…
we're too silly scared to be reached out to…
they will always understand us moren we do

and i will consider it: quietly,
dutifully, so as ta not offend
n panic more easily, now…
like a good silly little hippie
…so, what else …is there?

the only readonable thingy we can comprehend…
is they will always get us n we'll never get them…
they will always get themselves, but we never will
either understand ourselves or anything about em
alla our shallow / vain attempts to hide n save face
so transparently prove we're not worthy even yet…
n then we apologize for offending em, n run n hide
n they say: see, we're selfishly in our own solitude
proof we only care about our own silly little worlds
until we ourselves even believe it / hafta admit it?
then look to them for further insight n whiz-dumn

…n now, if i took over a space-planet liek that…
i wouldn be able to park anywhere near Vega-5

we insult em even jus suggestin…
we could ever get / be …inta em?

well, no one wantsta see
…any buddy siffer, right?

that's …notta facts i can
…rest me …weight on…

i thought ya were …lettin yer
cultural paradigm command /
…order ya ta be …apathetic…
cuz, iz so inhuman orther-wise

…n the sum tota; / whole o yer whirth…
is bein abl;e ta fun fall for even …any…
alleged sxhtixkity, inna relative vicinity?
…dya …get where dis's funny ta me…

…n wut ever …just as long as…
i'm nah in …trubble / hassle any
for thingies i'm nah able ta fix…
specially nah even know about

any thingy less ridiculous?
we don even hafta notice?

Lerm ta feel welcomae
Wit out bein an entree`
Or sweet or even tasty
/ any other Redeemin /
re3ddy-made Qualities

that Yer entitled …(n so know it)
To be rendered… so welcomae,
Irregardless …izza entitlement /
precious trade-able commodity
thvs a fragile Delicate thingy…
You think they’re Artistic Caps
…n Whole time / Alla long…?
liek "only so creative" so sez
a corporate lighthouse TM…
ever vigilant, mindful, worthy
monitoring timespace, itself?
operatin cosmic stock market
frum sucha splendid distance?
o Course, ya do …we toldja to?
n, if wunna ya ever imagines it:
tinka alla orther schtickity that…
hadda go along ahead before it
we getta grab up any n alla Dat
survival o the best-fittin pi-rates
…justa laws o averages, man…
most obvious thingy inna galaxy;
that's why …mosta ya's tune out
as soon as …they teach ya that?
in schools for more primal zones
advanced cultures stay at hom,e
getta custome influence mindset
but every buddy gets eventually
(jus: not every buddy's friendly
to …that information alreddy)

If they …getta fun athe ya:
Or even jus be that mnad
For wondering if they’re
Capablea bein like that
Or… jus messin wit ya?
jus image-in wut they're
reelee upta when they're
not even playin right now
jus got the feet or flippers
up onna elevation ta getta
inner juices flowin back up
inta their brains where they
foist thoughta alla dis stuff?
n now they're gonna addit to
dat understandin perspective
liek wit sum kinda experiment
now, we knew they invented us
n were always watchin somehow
so then this bit is only funny if we
could somehow image-in wut their
dimensional planes of existence…
as in: more a subset of dimensions
…has to offer them, if not fill us in…
entirely …as to their …experience…

n so Eagerly in anticipation,
for the chance to be funny…
as the only smile / heart-rush
really permissible… anymore
…so… you can imagine the
types of comedy available…
the unexpected connection
…whirks on those friendly
…to new in-form-at-ion…
or the reinforcement gag
…whirks on the friendly
to Old in-form-at-ion…
n the silent treatment?
whirks on the grumpy
…to Any information

cuz it all goes
ta relevance…

well, then: we withdraw our application
…notta be inconvenient or any thingy
…seems liek an unfriendly species…
jus: no respect for our non hostility…
our general impression is: they'd be
in …incredible trubble / hassle, etc.
if they were caught treatin us fairly,
so a biggie dealio hasta be madea
bein …just onna edgea perception
sum fuzzy / dotted-line fuzzin wit…
n getta way wittit, cuz intimidation
…can feign both insult n affection

how old were
you when you
thoughta that?

wait, how can i use this
alleged situation to my
egotistical advantage?

wut they wait for is
the next comic's
…sposedta be
even funnier

there is no hope but
…that …which we…
hope for ourselves?

…the darkest demon intro…
or obviously jus wantsta be

1366
…
1367

mebbe yer…
sposedta fly…
in n fun outta it
…the …traffic
in dis sector…
contributin…
to its art…

now, our parents
enjoyed a guudy
…fakin munna…
hippies session…
why we are …the
way we are today
…tell me any joke

Your beer, because: you don’t want to be famous
…don’t worry, we can make you famous anytime
…we’ve already seen to it, your other alternates
are here …for …slightly …different …reasons…
everybody else, please… use your imagination

…the great beer nebulae TM?
wuz …sposedta be …shaped
…liek a …fun …beer …can…
standard galactic cyllander…
din whirk out right… or iz jus
been too many bagazillions?
…zerl-gons, years; wut-ever
passes for cycles, dis sector
…either way, dis's poifect…
no one ever comaes here?
jus open up yer gaseous…
cosmic fun collectors TM?
which… 10% is gonna be:
aluminum, for sum readon
…sometimes …only 5%…
sometimes …aluminium…

we forgot to bring the…
cosmic fun collectors…

they were sposedta be
built in ta any UFO/RV

…in Case ya get stranded…
inna beer nebulae dust cloud

yew can possibly find
yer …fun way …out…

cuz …no one …wantsta …disturb…
the perfect …cyllindrical …beauty…
n aw3esome geometric perfectiona
a giant public service ta dis sectora
our amazing-ist-ish-esque galaxy…

I’m sorry, do you jus…
want me to think that…
cuz ya like ta have fun?
which would seemta be…
startin wit me thinkin that?

every buddy
gets their
picture
taken atta
great n
powerful
beer nebulae
…onlu …once…
yer nah sposedta
use up alla film…
they'll tinkn yera
secret fun agent
or sumn… settin
em up for sum …
inda distractoin…
types sting / heist

n see, i know
i'm annoying

cuz, it would sux if ya:
weren't …reddy for it?

"cuz you are
…imaginary
n i am real"
jus: over n
over again
(makes ya
think, huh)

n then, the commercials interrupt
…witta strong sensea urgency…
kinda sorta doin it better n you, n
now the air o wut ever room, see
…it's kinda complicated… but yer
gonna needa 24/7 ad channel TM
jus canya even tella story-arc yet?

did you know any
Start-Wreck since
liek …high's-cuul's
…written by aliens?
n dis inna even Oith
…n the scifi is when
ya tryn …believe it?

ads for materialism
hafta con you outta
yer …only real legit
fun …possess-ions
…foist, yer ability ta
discern bully schtick;
liek tryna trick ya inta
fallin for that, yerself?
we hafta rescue em…

cuz: iz funny,
we can be so
gotten ridda /
talked inta…
any thingy?
jus… act liek
we wasted too
mucha yer…
time, alreddy

Too bright
…iz my…
Karmae?

'ave i …got:
New-sprint…
on me face?

ya sound liek a lawyer
frum space-plannit Py

ok, lemme see how dis
…makes …sense, any

n anya voices inna background…
could only mean we're duumed?

interrupty…
scattering…

jus… ok…
doo they…
know their
…power?

…n if you act now, you too can…
becomae impervious ta disaster
…jus through …the freedom o
…bein… addicted ta denial…

…did I get a …dog… this year?
…is my …forever …family here?
do we know anything we needta
…then, pass me: another beer?

wut if only guudy guys could do…
bnad thingies, how could you tell?

…approach …only if …worthy
…was the foist lie detector…
proto-type / standard-model

jus …tryna …clarify
…iz …where it all
…begins, then?

no ideae why yer mnad, but…
I wouldn expect ya ta nah be?
or be able to talk ya outta it…

thingies / songs / Thongs like:
mandstory nisunxersgsndings
Shouldn be written down like…

has there …ever been…
a time in its-story when…
every buddy was laughin…
but… there was …nothin…
really funny …Course not…
so, let’s jus… open wit dat…

so, maybe jus:
nada llowed ta
know …whicha
the rules, see…
we must re-spect
…n… whicha em
so …secretly, see
jus: dis-respect us
so seemingly, or…
seems ta or sumn

we canna de-side if we're more
for or against sumn… enough?

do you havva disgruntled-ment
i can getta grippa / handle on?
so i can know wutta do wittit?
how ta process information?

I will gladly accept Even Your
…pre-mis-definitions of me
…for but a small fee… n…
only smile if yer not tasty?

n Lies are designed to ensure we…
Maintain an inaccurate perception…
Nah jus So we stay so okay wittem?

…Biggie Dealoi
…Or Fun Nuttin
…Etc. inc. TM?
dazza …tonna…
in-form-at-ion, for
justra license plate
…y' …sure ya gotta
boass' …approval?

i dunno wut iz sposedta be, so…
we can jus default / defer ta the…
whirst possibility imaginable TM…
n not inform the prospect / subject
they will spinna round n tryn adjust
ta our perceptions of it all mornin n
we can go getta cough-e next door
talk ta the boass's representatives

cuz, if only bnad guys have cuul thingies…
all the cuul thingies'll be for bad pur-poses
/ de-signs, so… which: alla orther thingies
…had to have taken a vote, right? …So…
that’s what …voting …is …now, why inna
every buddy so on board with that… yet?
cuz we haven't sold it to em properly yet
act now, become impervious to disaster

ok, so mebbe we're nah programmed for it
but we are the best whirriers inna galaxy…
n that's pre-design, even… so, watch it, ok?

Maybe cuz: ya keep stumblin upon / across…
o Course, we don even carea bout any thingy
…that …matters ta you… quite the contrary…
necessarily its opposite, cuz izza competition?
now, how do i …jus… look in dis… hayalp-full?
i gotta conference later, very important schticky

so, not …just that …they don’t
like you …for that… readon, but
…they should be …tolly …fine…
institutionalizing that sorta thingy
…n for those sortsa… readons…
but then, them only, so… yeah?

sometimes …dropping pins… is jus…
as easy as …making pins drop, say…

Thinka bout it…
why would they
want us to think
that they really
think that we
should think
they would
swerve ta
avoid us
or jussat…
con-versat-ion?
did they… puttit
inna bottle… or
…sum orther…
con-venient…
pack-aging?

how bout jus… very simply…
they don wanna be friendly…
n every thingy they Do want…
jus re-quires …we …dunno it?
bout any thingy or any buddy?
jus: go gettus s'more cough-e

see, so… wut we… do is… jus…
stand here n holda cough-e, until
a boass …in iz infina whiz-dumn
…not-ices… it re-quires s'more?

oh, you could be a great
trubble/hassle-maker…
you know where alla…
trubble/hassle fun …is

Well, if i don havta… be mean…
I guess iz okay, ya… prolly gotta
jus / only Say you'll …stay wittit?

i could …tolly
figger dis out,
if i could jus…
see a re-mote

mebbe jus say
"Ay, Re-mote"

dya havva halfa handle on
wut our whirled is even liek
or dya needa further fun…

\
\
\

it thinks
we're all
smart too

n dat zoid over there?
…as naiive as …they
…comae, sum daze
…lucky ta havvus…
but one day mebbe
it'll say i gave it the
exact same speech
about even you's…
i mean, how naiive:
dya hafta be ta take
Us for bein that bad?

every buddy else bein on
psycho-tropic anti-depths
'd make …anyone crazy?

i'm scared sacred ta be
in any trubble / hassle?
wuddya gotta chemical
for that …contingency?

ya mean ya were
upta sumn, n we
din even notice?

so, if yer feel-ins… 're hoit
…then never mind mine…
i'm always very careful ta:
only …mimic boundaries?

…in leiu
of more:
certain?
…under-
standins

…silly-ists-ism Inc.
…cuz… both sides
wannit …called that

it's like they know
their suggestions
can only be taken
hillariously sarcastic…
as in / as if: ironic early
so evasive don apply n
nuttin ta whirry about…
but we're still obligated
ta take em as seriously,
n friendly, no matter wut
all smilin when we say it
n yet witta straight face?

that must be…
awful for you…
how dya cope?

how bout jus:
we dunno wut
attacked ya…
is why yer so
important?
nah even
then, eh?

…izza bowl fulla baloney
a big balloon o bully etc.
we're not bein blown off
…course by this wind?
n we're tireda bein so
disrespected… as ta
be constantly lied ta:
jus not bein lied ta?

ya don understand
…we've comae…
a very long way…
we're outta fun fuel
…we had no ideae
…could only guess…
canna believe our luck
yer space plannit jus
so hah-pens ta be
the poifect place
…we're stayin?

are you …sure that's…
the best possible way
ta go about thingies?

…we take yer whird for it…
that makes perfect sense
…cuz, wut else is there?

no sympathy for
the disobedient?

wut bs havwe ya's…
encountered so far?

n how dare we
even imagine…
is all we think…
about any thingy
any …more, or…
all there is …left…
after every orther
thingy's …been
…so ruled out
iz …un-cull /
impossible
ta thinka…
anymore…
so, where'd
…we lose
…track?

…so, the… con-diseration bug…
hads got ya by the lobes, again?

how ta be …surprised at sumn
…wit-out… Seemin off-ended…

how ta… Be off-ended…
wit-out Seemin Surprised

n …wut if i…
jus… Sed i'd
pro-tect ya's?

iz liek ya havva lil madness detector
that we refer ta you in fronta ya's as
a (digit) "find-the-funny …o-meter"?

…well, right …now, i'm a lil whirried…
you'll think i'm a …psychic, or wut ever
(comic-relief side-kick …or sum schtick)
jus cuz my allkeged fun author sum how
…pre-fers ta write bits in reverse order?
now, how'd it thinka dat bit, so cleverly?
right, it ain' theoretically possible, so…

n how oftyen wouldja Say ya:
whirry about …thingies that…
don needta be whirried about
n remember ta keepit ta only…
that tight lista distinction-isms;
sooper important, never mind
(categoricals comae up later)

so, they make it impossibly
impassible for ya ta do any
thingy …n then they make
liek… that was yer ideae…
even natuiral default stare?
n then, fuzz ya up frum there
…liek waz innit for them tho?

cuz you are the Net Drag…
n i am Mr Metoning Teeles?
(subliminal implication-isms)

the "justa fax" bloc v…
the "drive around inna
fancy sports UFO/RV"

…n solvin its-stories:
somehow every time

the re-run channel…
never outta ideaes…

well …maybe I get mnad
when ya …say I get mnad
…as in …is only over nuttin
/ could only ever possibly be
n ya wait …til i'm so stressed
/ gotta realio dealie in me lap
n every orther thingy there is
ta say dis-credit-in me izza
…wastea precious energy
so, all i'm guudy for n yer
through wittit for the day, so
as if izza only thingy reelee
…when really it’s more liek
"o, wut ever you say, man"
cuz all it hasta be… n witta
straight face n every thingy

obviously jus yelled at alot…
/ too much, for iz delicate-ish
-esque-ist-ism D-rating, TM?

…it zes onna box…
ya don hafta whirry
(lil thingies liek dis)

1367
…
1368

And …please let me just finish…
dis whole complete thought, but
…So wait let me get this straight
…Good graces requires… me…
believing you, because you’ll be
mnad / up-set / off-ended n so…
even reelee dangerous if I don?
daz wut alla obfuscation is for…
ya need me ta freeze next time?
soon as they …warm uppa pitch
i gotta be …so …tuned …inta it…
n then, the surprise'll be measured;
cuz, yer nada llowed ta see it comin,
only …jus …better behave perfectly
cuz: they's usxedta gettin their way
only, now izza intense competition
…so kinda liek a gawd inna box?
…but …inna …backa a UFO/RV
while the crankiest hasta drive?
our whirleds: revolve around…
nah makin boasses so mnad
…as ta hafta demon-straight

cuz iffa whole whirled wuz tele-paths
…there'd be no way outta dis maze
…n we'd be amazingly surrounded
byt no buddy'd bve allowed ta be
more maturen …middle s-cuul…
or whenever mosta developed it
…mebbe they were liek that tho
many life times ago n since, so:
have …orther con*-cerns, still?

Yer sayin izza Object lessn…
ya opbject ta bnein lessmn…
special;ly y7er fun teachers…
which izza paradigm complex
cuz we're dealin witta creators
immersed embedded within…
a lesser realm matrix medium

n why wouldn ya wannus ta
…jus be more predict-able?

n we know ya were hopin more for comedy…
but iz yer music we reelee have any use for?

well, we saw ya weren't reelee usin it
…n …never mind / …nevertheless…
there …izza… griuvvy …cause for it

Don be afrayed ta nah know wut yer talkin about
…it may be …wut makes …the whirld go round…

n That’s… as crazy as…
we can comae up wit?

'owzat nah: I can
…do no …right?

purple pre-tendin ta be mnad… vs:
purple pre-tendin ta Nah be mnad?

reelee doublin down on
not needin any straight-
answers… yerself, so…
if we wanna be cuul too

i'll jus …make liek …izza…
most obvious thingy …ever
…n tolly urgent, so you'll…
jus reach for the …quickest
/ closest thingy wit-in range
…n then …one day, brush:
uppa gainst yer own knee?
n then …turn ta stone, cuz…
we callit a statue busy-mess
but …reelee jus for nik-naks,
curious curios, n curiosities…
n then when we gotta bug on
every mantle …inna whirled?
we'll call uppa new ice age…
never even saw it comin, eh?

mebbe i jus havva keen sense
ya canna stand me, n so thus:
no possibilities even available
but i will be this silly for tryin?

…well, then …i'm
…outta guesses…
every thingy else's
been disc-redited?

mebbe they're jus embarrassed
there's no longer any avoiding
acknowledging they jus been
messin wit ya for far too long

iz allit iz …so…
don fun whirry…
wuddya need me
ta fun comment?

jus: 'owever …they urth ye
…they act …even whirse…
over-atop wounded-mnad
(jus satirically lampooning
wut ever proper reaction),
so you …don notice ever,
n …get help healed less?
or iz alla boutta ride there
…wut ever happy fantasy
amusement park they got
alreddy paid for vacation?
n how much fun they have
means ever-thingy all year
could be a next promotion
/ wherever next vacation…
or we're outta guesses still

no, we'll …not pre-tend, today
i ever hadda straight answer, 
so: know wut one luuks liek?
or that any thingy could ever
possibly go worng for you's?
but: thanx for including me?

so, you jus need me ta be
tolly okay wit alreddy, alla:
lies / misunderstandings…
telegraphed or projected…
bein …tolly perfectly okay,
but …the only way …that
could be: is if i don matter
…whole time / alla long…
past, present, n furutue…
before, during n after; so:
the only way yer ok, is if
…nuttin ya say matters?
or whoever ya say it to?
don matter ever any, so:
we're confuzzed wit You
(n that's… okay, wit you)

…do you need me…
ta be uncomfortable
…liek …somehow /
…no matter …wut?

i jus need…
how-ever ya
are, alreddy
…ta …be…
thoroughly
okay, ok?
…n then,
cash out

the whirthy
'll nah be…
dis-turbed?

they know:
they're cuul
n a buncha
orther stuff,
also / too?

we suspect
they're jus:
randomly…
disagreein…
wit …every:
thingy we…
think / …that
we even try…

…we're here
for me, tho…

will there be a
roller coaster
afterwards?

sure, wut
…ever…
ya wan?

…i'm runnin an experiment…
ta see how much you'll notice
how uncomfy i can make ya
n still getta blame on ya's…
n then, one day, you'll say
well, yer alreddy in Hay'll
…must got nuttin ta lose

they needed ta be able
…ta say yer …mnad…
via ya's bein alla mnad

cuz, if it Izza thingy…
i needta Not ignore it…
n for You to also, even…
jus by bein… ok ...wittit…
perhaps prepare dis early
…n …who could …havva
fun …problem …wit that?
wyuzza fun problem wittit
Who has a problem wittit
n then wudda they Say?
/ Yer problem really is?
only way ya can tay'll…
believe in we checked
…therapy's useless…
wit out …magic, any
in yer solar system
(will be, for awhile)

So, then… that’s …why…
we’ll …never …de-serve…
re-spect, so… any we get…
‘ll be: un-warranted / in-valid
for believin it inna foist place
or that’s …whatever that was
…n they're allla liek that, n alla
…tolly getta be liek that, n …no
buddy can do any thingy about it
…n that's …unanimous, alreddy…
(pretty much hafta, justa keep em)

Maybe we just…
don’t appreciate
the finer points…
of trial and error
…enough… yet

Purple looks down… atta rock…
Sez… “well, it looks like the day
We all feared …n whirred about
For so long …has finally arrived
n maybe we didn’t all see all…
The signs n clues or whatever
But… yeah, I’m now officially
Smartern… you, slightly…”
Not …funny, too… wordy?

Cuz no buddy wants to do their job right…
so, they won't Permit it to be done right…
because …they really only care about…
not getting in trouble / hassle, any …so:
there’s …already a buncha orther stuff
we'll never know about, for example…
so jus: lean inta their general direction
…n blink n wink n …drool liek ya know
…helps… ta be able ta …read purple…
so we have these cuul, wiggy / witty lil:
clear plastic visual app photon filters…
just in case …sumn weird's …got any
demonic scrawlings in invisible ink…

"confessions of a naiive purple"
…would …jus be inspirational
…wouldn even clue ya in on:
wuit kinda demon …haddit…
their culture is …derivative…
but …disparagement based?

n ever encouraged by the subtle
hint of a possible positive: is of
course enjoying it too much…
And other kinds of things we
might have really heard of…
so they know they're ironic?

If it’s worng…
It’s all our fault…
means we’re bad…
n also always wrong

Wut are ya
…suspectin
…yer… self…
doomed over
…for cuzza…
Next / again?

For the purposes
of this discussion,
I’m not sufficiently
…disc-gusted, yet?

You have to pre-tend to…
not have an imaginat-ion?
okay …stay with me, now;
irony is maybe …possibly
the key, for free, no fee…
…n stay with me, now…
wake me …when it’s…
no longer embarrassin
…that we don’t care…

you find it amusing
…we …eventually…
becomae exhausted?

Okay, so …at Sum Point, the…
right to power people purple TM
're gonna hafta team / beam up
wit sum other cuul purples, less
powerful than themselves, to be
more …effective enough… ok…

…yer …explainin ta me…
why exactly / specifically…
i been floatin here in space,
even tho izza parkin lot, cuz
izza neutral gravity zone TM
…jus so hah-pens… right…
situated perfectly between
the centersa mass for the
space plannits n moons
but never mind the stars
cuz …those are reserved
for space stations, proper

…as far as…
yer …readers:
discern, sure…

it don matter…
there's …nuttin
…any …buddy
…could …write
…specially My
…alleged fun
author, that'd
be read by
…anya me
…nemisae

but, the alleged fun author: iz all powerful…
it can make it so this universe makes sense
…any fun alleged time it so times it wantsta

…they'll jus say they dunno How ta read…
alreddy say they dunno How ta do Math…
how would that make you feel, if ya could?

yer point is invalid
…here, i'll use both
letters And numbers
to prove… my case:
jus tolly makes itself

on wit
yer bit

cuz you could always count on me
n ya have no use for that, really…

i …dunno, now that i'm awake… i
canna thinka …any thingy ta say?

yer sayin i'm the one bein cruel ta You's
jus cuz i'm not Not hiding the total facta
i'm not takin it inta con-diserat-ion anya
…wut ever You gotta put up wit… so as
ta make ya permanently oblivious to it?

image-in how
the cover-up
looks to a bot

I know… only that I
don’t …de-serve to
know n… that's the
heighta whiz-dumn

There must be just some simple way to tell
how nice of a person you are, like by how…
hurt your feelings are, or something… one
special little thingy, we could put inna app

Okay so all the people not paying attention… we’re…
under a mistake and false impression, for one thingy
…that we …din hafta …notice …thingies like that…

With the power of my mind
I have caused everybody's
mood …to be …pointed in
various different directions
…so now, if ya jus… wait…
sit back and watch, you can
pick up the clues, may even
gravitate an understanding?

OOh… Irony herself
izza bot via AI, from
virtual viddy game?

…n jus proves it by having
spoiled the aleert alreddy…

So, if yer coping skills amount ta:
Jus changin a subject constantly
Then that’s the only detectable
Product of these past events…

And as there being
no prize possibly…
i'm perfectly free ta
be as villainous as
wut ever merits an
…attention span?

so Foist, they’ll fondle ya's
n then …they’ll smash ya's
…n the …closer they are…
together …for you's, the…
less you’ll …fun …not-ice?

I win even…
smarty nuff
…or polite…

…cuz, there's nuttin whirsen…
especially after doin …every…
thingy yer told, n in guud faith,
that ya did every thingy worng
n don deserve an explanat-ion
except yer beneath contempt?
…but, they hafta say You are…
n for sum unknowable readon n
they went ta alotta trubble, so…
the "/hassle" can be a close-tag
…now, it's alla upta you's, right?
n there couldn …possibly be any
…use for us …orthern that… but
we may still check, here n there?

1368
…
1369

jus go through the motions
…it seems important to em

compl-ime-nts: are liek compl-AI-nts…
they're all liek… "ay, nice circus truck?
wouldja mind …gettin outta me Lane?"
except the only purples sayin dat're AI
so …they don sense: anya the humor

Usually it’s …con-disered rude…
whatever I just …thought up, til…
a minute ago, so …pessimistic is:
tryna keep tracka boos n hisses…
which izza gainst alla their rules?

and it’s …scary …bein insignificant, but
maybe …we’re jus… makin too mucha
biggie dealio about it… and as it is said
that silence is a necessary componenta
…many impressive dealio fun thingies?
like: The Universe is… Usually …a very
…quiet place …on average… overall…
sum species jus set n stare attit all day

…well, now yer…
never gonna get…
sumn nice ya need
n is all yer own fault
…for believein… any
thingy i ever …say /
sed, inna foist place

I can’t argue with …how you say it seems
…cuz that would be yer own perception…
which i only have yer whird as access to…
so, if… I need to rely on …more accurate
information… maybe not every buddy has
that as a luxury… so… in solidarity, then…

Responsibly keepin an open mind
…or …callin that what it really is…
what is: sum… jeopardy for 5000?

…wut if iz all jus…
question mark vs.:
explanation point?

see, they're all runnin it through a filtera
wut they would do, how they woulde be
which is pretty faqirly embarrassing, so
they're never gonna admit it, or quittit?

so now, i wish there were:
oprther lief forms possible
in dis universe i'm in, so's:
i could …experiment even
further… which …must be
perfectly right n okay, now

yer …right to under-
stand, stand under,
and be understood
but: that only goes
so far as… and/or
including: portions
o yer better subset
extensive / directly
all the way up to…
where that makes
…someone else…
un-comfort-able…

see cuz, then izza economy
so: if everyone knew math
therer'd be muiseums for
all kindsa schtick, that'd
make …alla bnad guys
…so too nervous and
good guys distracted

Try and save sayin
that whole thought
out loud and then
check back inna
zerl-gon and see
who’s stilla round

izza cheapest way
ta prove… yer the
only …real purple
…any even ever?

if a phone dun:
jus …giggle n…
hang up on me…
like… some of the
AIpads seem to be
…programmed to
n without reason?
…proving readon
…is …vacant… /
an empty subset

not possible to be a
nice purple, really…
anya dis backstory

…so, it… must not
be wut they're goin
for / …tryna prove?

so, 6500 light years away
at about 1000 years ago
…that's 7500 years old
not the 1001 you think
…now, as to …orther
bad data points you
mysterioiusly worng
that may take some
…time to figger out,
identify, n backtrack

so, a millennium'll never be enough time!
That's why there's only always ever been
one single olympic sized swimmin pool's
whirtha fulla gold, on yer space plannit?
as izza only material guaranteed ta last
awhole entire voyage, or there n back?
so: it would hayalp if there was: nuttin
incentive-able ta comae back to, any?
n that's the only typea comedy left, so
good thing there's no flying cars either

wut else're ya
cranky about?
let's …fill in…
sum blanks…

wut would hah-pen if
i were the slight-est
bit in-con-sis-tent?
…i mwean… it's…
exhausting enough,
tryna prove i'm not?
distracting, too… oh

you should know your
place among humans

yer right, we should,
n yet… never have…

…it's the …pretending
i'm notta purple part…
i din know waz for sale

…the only …forma…
respect they'll accept
is bringin em thingies
…n leavin em alone?

how can you respect me
n for still believing you?

bein very surprised…
yer dismissin me lief /
existence, via me past
(n ya never hearda dat)
is liek …pre-tendin ya
never been campin…
while wearin dat hat

cuzza purple who'd
carea most wouldn
readit if ya worte it
down …on paper?

jokers fulla aces…
pueplr o substance

pueplr o substance
…jokers fulla aces?

well, seein how Y'all suck
i …don digit me chances
wut ever else yer sayin

cuz, right …now, yer the whole whirled…
n i'll never …be …elligible for yer respect
…it's me …disrespectin you, knowin that

i'm nah mnad at you, i jus…
dunno why yer mnad at me
…kinda scared ta ment-ion
(lotta nah carin enuf round)

cuz there's 1000 thingies
more importantn that yer
avoiding acknowledging
yer even tolly ignoring?

wut do i
gotta do
ta make
ya stop?

wut …amber
light exists…
in yer mind…
on dis topic?

nicest purple ever…
starts wit… no ideae
no fun buddy's Ever…
gonna say Dat about it
or have …any use for it
…n then …make it last
as long as …possible?

Computer, listen to: sum thingy readin…
inna privacy o yer own mind, o course…
or wut ever …dimens-ion-al percept-ion?
n then, List outloud for me when yer dun
all the thingies …that matter …in order
…of top priority …if not a timetable…

…so then …caring about nothing…
can have you be the ideal situation
now We can manage to manifest it
…just extend it from some diagram
…and/or sum orther extrapolat-ion?

We're supposed to forget we’re freezing cold,
forget it’s raining, forget the window’s open…
…and that the …bus …isn’t even …moving?

So whatever you do, don’t let anybody ever find out
you know how to drink and play Jenga at the same
…time… that’s …all you’ll ever be allowed to do…

cuz, if we just came right out and said:
be …happier with less… transparency
and accountability …especially, see…

If thingies were: so perfect, that we…
never needed to look into any thingy
…wut are all the squiggly lines for?

okay, wut if we
…only knew…
one …thingy…
wut would it be?
wut'd we fun pick?
right …it's our nose!
foist thingy ta not-ice
…closest ta our eyes…

most obvious thingy ever
n that's all there was to it

…n wut if that was the only
thingy we needed ta know,
n that were the only thingy
imaginable ta fun do wittit?

…okay …how about …I only know one thingy…
whatever it is exactly, it jus… never bodes well…
for me, n you’ll …never agree, so how bout that?

Why dya want me to think emotions even exist?
Is it cuz I have to ignore every potential disaster
(outta deference ta bein condisered polite enuf)
until the absolute last minutes, so you can use
not only wut ever cansa whipped-ashes, but:
all of your top-secret psycho-babble training
…cuz… you might only get one shot at it?
…and that’s …frustrating on some level?
…not just for con-tractual obligations…
we need not mention? …Suspicious?

The first thingy you have to understand is
that math is not hard and there will be: no
repercussions from the moral propaganda
indoctrination institute …that’s all hype too
(also politics …n makin yerself a sammich)

…another day
…in this zone
…as a lowest
forma fun lief
…tryn cope…

And there’s no shame in being scolded
that just means you’ve been fooled, so
…not a bad person, or any thingy, so…
lots of stuff to do next …try n keep up?

All those ads for abs and commercials
that you’ve been trying to keep up with
instead are actually using all those skills
…you really think you don’t even have…
misdirected in other fun directions …so…
running those wires to ground …proving…
ironically, the opposite of their self-evident
(premise, pretext, premisconception, etc.)
That understanding couldn’t possibly exist
(cuz see, right there… there ya go, again)

for the gods were so embarrassed by the
cardboard cutouts they had so created…
That they sent us all here to these starter
dimensional planes, subsets o potentiality
…to learn how to whirk correctly / properly
interact, interconnect, inter-react, cement…
They said they’d get back to us… which…
except… You can’t argue with the logic…

n now, no one'll ever believe ya's
…cuz, they …know yer …right?

Why are we trying to pre-tend
…even anything is ever okay?

I feel liek: it's not possible…
to under-stand or appreciate
…Anything, and it's …wrong
for me …to need …either of
those thingies …especially
both …fun simultaneously
…why do you even ask?

…n why're ya…
askin me That?

And I mean…
if that’s all it is,
the subject jus:
doesn’t …know
…how can we…
use …that to our
advantage, by…
acting behaving
…appropriately
we say …the
whole time /
alla… long?
…iz gonna
fun notice
n then it
won be
able ta
…digit
nuttin…
no more
…ohh…

Yes indeed, I am
making fun of that
…everyone knows
…that’s my policy /
philosophy …only
thingies that are
…faking munna
other thingies…
need to be so
fadef mun of
because it’s a
mathematical
…fun …irony…
which technically
any Injustice applies
if you’re leaning into it
…so …wait for it… oh…

obviously, jus: only …sooper
…yelled at …n over nuttin…
n daz wut iz values are now
hard-written onna metal disk
/ tolly fun hopeless definitive
…givvit a run for iz munney?

so, then: all the almost entirely empty space
that any matter is, that who knows what all
unimaginable subatomic particles, are just
not even interacting with …though maybe
taking pictures of as they’ve happened by

Would it…
surprise ya
to find out…
I’m surprised
…any of this
is goin over?

…well, then…
I can’t imagine
…what about it
you… Could like
(oh, got me again)

…n Be-cause…
suspicious-ism?
…izza …thingy…
whether ya liek ta
not-ice it, or nah…

We all hafta be so
…wary of …iz silly 

…n then, bein…
wary o thingies?
…izza …only…
definition o silly 
any buddy ever
hearda anymore
…n no one even
…re-members…
any alla previous
…alt-definitions?

could it be possible
…they were all jus
…hittin …on ya's…
n yer so old n lame,
ya don even know it
but now ya ruined it
n also tolly off-ended
so ruined even that n
no buddy …thought it
was even possible, so
they figger yer fakin it!
is all it ever is… so: or
even hasta …tryn be?

First of all, any ideae…
you can think of …has
probably already been
thoughta… by some…
expert …genius / wise
…philosopher, typeo /
speculative comedian
anythingy; n re-jected
…so, open with that…
as in / as if (so: "/ if as")
even… jokin itself, mighta
…been …once wanted ta…
bring ta… a proper scientist
to investigate, correctly… n
first say maybe most humbly
what’s wrong with it is it that
…I jus… don havva sensea
humor …ta find a funny Wit!

so, wait: lemme get dis straight
…the Logic …goes liek …dis…
they're alla siettin there one day,
thinkin / pinin / schemin / plannin
…if only they can getta nipple, so
typically needy, we're fallin for it…
no orther possible fun use for us?
n no one even saw that one comin

parta me recoverin frum wut ever disaster is
figgerin out …wah hah-penned n waz goin
…on …iz… zatta …deal breaker, for you?

…but we haven't finished dustin ya off
n puttin yer hat back on straight yet…

n wut if it waz You:
who hadda change
…see, yer sipped-
off …alla fun reddy

…yer whirled is jus…
nah luukin after ya's…
except yer silly enuf ta
think yer that important

but, that…
is the foist
fun thingy

n so: prolly /
possibly only

how much time
ya tink there Is?

1369
…
1370

see… You think
there's re-spect:
Available for ya's
…how arrogant a
universe ya need?

or're: orther-wise
invisible particles
…passing… right
fun …through it…
as ghost sparclite

ordinarily thoroughly
undetectable, to your
…make n model, say
…n even: necessarily
as Thog's Sparc-lites

guaranteed to have passed through
so many such authentic specimens
…wit-out affectin an experiment…
guaranteed, or: yer munney back
…before it even never hah-pens

It’s like …if you
…could have…
special glasses?
that could not-ice
…muons n gluons…
harmlessly passin by
…electrons n photons…
Each individually travelin
…at their own …relative
…maximum …speeds…
of life, n light… any etc.
experiencing …their…
perspective perception
of the / their universe;
as they do, inna split
second / even third
…is what time is…
n so: Prolly just for
who-ever sent em
though those / that
…so, those facets:
would be touching
on something else
…is what your best
guess ta argue wit?
n inna time allotted

well then, not bein able ta believe ye
…would be the perfect test, as sumn
sum buddy so qualified woulda been
…reddy, willin, n able ta prepare for?

n righta bout now, yer prolly tinkin
settin around bein so blown off is
prolly guudy for thingies orthern
…waitin for it ta alla whirk out…
wit-out havina even do nuttin…

n wuddya gonna do, now that
yer cotton candy has melted?
yer only chance for a friend?
punched out n smiled back?
n waved as if every thingy's
not only perfectly scheduley
but that luuka shock alla sad
wuz whirtha wait… jus so far
…so then, ya go hang out…
witta images o reflection-ism
…n despair, inta the quiet…
cuz, yer demons: wanna be
…so left …so alone… so…

…i gotta
hour …jus
onna silent
treatment…

jus pre-tendin ta
barely tolerate me
is …more respectn
i de-serve… alreddy

…cuz if ya could see…
how fulla yerself ya are
…ya wouldn do …halfa
thingies ta even tried…

…dis's how con-
vinced we are…
dis …schtiuckity
'll possibly whirk

…tryna getta tens-ion on…
getta …nice… tens-ion on…

n summa us …get uncomfy…
when we Can’t think straight…

Hey, maybe if yer crazy, it means
…no one’s …really outta get you…
even ever any whole time alla long
…we can relax n jus be more-null?

'ow bout… jus
…if yer …nah…
gonna …comae
right …out n say it
I would be… foolish
…crazy / …de-rated…
any thingy, ta believe it
is the …only thingy that
ever …hah-penned… n
yer kinda bro-beatin me…
inta fallin for that yet again,
or else wut, I can’t imagine
as in …a canna image-in…
yeah, or a half-a canna it…
if ya can image-in That, so:
any repercuss-ion bein any
fidderent, for any readon…

…So… the …purple o color
…who doesn't know how…
to get pulled over correctly
that's jus bnad personality
…n so, jus even possibly
the whole, even: alleged
misunderstandin, right?

now, we step on over here
behind this …big building
…con-spicuously inna…
middlea fun nowhere…

ya ever been onna AI-sterod?
ain barely / hardly any gravity
…yew can thwappa gawlf-ball
up inna sky, won' comae back
til ya forget about it, next week
…whap ya uposidea backa yer
time-space helmet, if yer lucky

And I don't: even know why…
you think you …needta, but…
how many times, how often…
have ya been that successful
…it's a …secret secret… innit

…and/or, even …how many of me
there could… possibly be left, so…

yer Sposedta go …to a:
grande central stat-ion n
…get yer face licked, by:
Ran-dumn Strangers TM
…or even strangern Dat?

the biggest, most conspicuous place…
the center …of the crater …left behind
by the… AI-steroidal airborne impact…
which made less usea the dinosaurs…
suddenly possible enuf, for a uni-verse
…or this space plannit's version of it…
ta suddenly moreover prefer it, even…
tink mebbe… wunna em: saw it comin
…tried ta alert the orthers… who were
too musy ta be bothered by such tripe
right, so then the mammals were liek:
i dunno wut they're talkin about, but it
might be better ta slip inside n stay in
…that wut …the roaches… 're sayin…
every time we puttem… down, onna…
fancy-ist-ish-esque …fun …roach tray
n then, forget about em, cuz we're all
too sleepy alreddy …ta be bothered?
see the common theme runnin pattern
…it dun hafta be… exactly the same…
for ya ta be allowed ta fun condiser it?
…wut, ya …always / ever have …only
sum buddy right there ta yell atcha's?
as soon as… ya stumble onta em, so
now… so much so… that… ya dunno
…n ya dunno ya dunno… ya dunno…
but… ya tolly know ya know ya know!

right, so it turns out they hadda build a giant tower;
but outta standard materials, local mine-able stone
so …atta coupla miles up, it's swayin inna breezes
jus so hah-pens ta be a perfect circle n around the
portal place potential ta pop in n percolate inta the
…next higher order dimensional plane next door…
which, okay …the AI-sterod's …comin right attus…
only this one lone looser, all loopiern thou alla time
finally figgered out how ta get more whirk dun onnit
wuz ta… jus rely on …only iz own alleged instincts?
That's how yer gonna say'll mindless independence
as a percious-priceless product n service combined
ta stave offa kindsa disasters previously described
ironically through a medium o misdirection n irony
…as yer submission for creative comedy writing

cuz …lightning don strike twice!
…nowhere inna universe… are
disasters liek that …permitted
ta condiser a same location?
…foist rule o laws o chaos…

right, so alla these nano-micro:
instances o fun …space-time…
jus get sucked …right …inta the
portal that the tower created wit
iz incessant rotating spin cycle

which, then / thvs causes…
that rule, inna foist place…
cuz where they now all go
inna fidderent dimension?
don forget ta fun mention
a dimensional plane izza
Setta fun: dimens-ions…
…which is: in itself, justa
Subset o fun dimensions

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montage…

first of all… gotta mention
wut ever yer upset about
they can always say is…
really somethin else, so
…there's really no hope
is the only real …reality
…it's liek they think that:
you carin about thingies
or …wut ever they want
/ need for ya ta quit doin:
must be deep-end-ent on
…knowin waz… goin on?
gettin yer minds right one
night inna box …atta time

n yer sayin: You deserve a repreive…
jus …bein able ta discern / describe…
how n wut n why they're messin wit ya
…ya reelee dunno any / eithera those?

n they'll …interrupt a quest-ion…
witta changea fun subject, justa
re-misinterpretation o the rules
which is de-signed ta make ya
forget wut ya were gonna say
losea hold-on / tracka reality
…n You know bettern Dat…
but, there's jus: no way over
or around or even through it
so, is jus: makin impossible
any redress o grievances?
how do we gettam ta quit?
our next guest promises ta
hayalp us …n izza guesser,
has alla these amazing-ist…
-ish-esque… qualificat-ions?
gonna settit all straight for us
welcomae ta our fun program

the kinda fast-talkers
who know yer bein…
so thrown off base…
but only keep talkin faster
as yer able ta detect more
inroads ta prevent bein so
routinely misunderstood…
but then it kinda gets away frum ya's?
n yer all stressed out before breakfast
but that's how ya are every day inna row now?
n they can always say they never hearda ya's
or any thingy else ya might even half tryn say
…especially in yer own defense, that subject
nah havin comae up in their culture, for you?
…n y'know wut? …iz nah…
parta their… job descript-ion
…but any parking is still free
…n complimentary tokens…
but there'll never be a third…
so suspicious a dealio thingy

"hi, i'm a bug… n my …kinda …polka dots…
which i don expect ya… ta be able ta see…
're not …perfectly aligned …how my hive…
wants / needs them ta be… but, since ya…
couldn possibly understand or carea bout…"
(n that's an …awkward / indirect trranslat-ion)
"…that, i'm …kinda lookin forward ta …gettin…
frum you's…" (n we're giants, remember, so…)
"…wut iz liek ta be treated so more-null / equally,
dat i'd be able ta function successfully acceptably
make dis experiment or wut-ever… make sense?"
…n then, it trails off …sumn about local politics…
(might be interesting if we stood… under it right?)
but yeah, i don see any …bugs …anywhere so…

…how to avoid…
gettin yelled at…

you could do an hour
onna silent treatment

tryna figger out how bein…
as nice as recommended…
still inna whirkin somehow /
kinda opposite as expected
…feel liek …i needta ask…
n also i should know better

're you …lessn thrilled witta
product / swerv-ice, so far?
mebbe a pro-blem is you…
have ya tried pluggin dis…
add-on inta every thingy?
pro-mises ta auto-update

they will com-promise:
their credibility even, if
they can get ya outta
the way, real quick?

do they prefer / insist upon /
demand misunderstandings
that favor …us or them… n
why is there a fidderence?

…y'know how: sum times,
when …bullies get caught
they point at their victims?

so we lettem keep thinkin
bad guys unions secret n
could keep tolly whirkin?

i figgered out wuttit wuz…
i'm a hippie fun gypsy; i…
wander round n con-vince

…purple …their home-towns:
're …reelee behind… Them…
after all, whole time, alla long?

n then ya say "ay yo, iz okay
cuz, if ya want to, iz yer lief…
you can spend it tryna prove
sumn ya know inna fun trve
even tear down n de-story
every thingy / one around

nah… jus…
surprised…

ONN…
Only…
Normal
News?

i'm sold…
/ stoked…

it's …mebbe exhausting
(even them surely now)
…jus …tryna figger out
…how ta …syat outta:
trubbel / hassle, any?
so it taxes me ability:
filters for the merciful
/ …so conscientious?

wut would you say if i sed…
i think yer bein a biug baby?

n then all they hafta do is jus
say there's no way any buddy
could stand under wut ever ya
think ya mean …see luuk how:
yer settin down… n they …don
even hafta …ever play …dumn
…they made it so complicated…
yer nah sposedta …be able ta…
figger it out… so they don hafta?
so it don matter if You do / iz alla
behind not only a laughter curtain
…butta …sum kinda… magic fun
curtain, fulla infina orther curtains

iz liek they're prouda nah only bein
parta dis experiment but …also the
official commercial… which… is jus
ruined… every time ya missa line…
…jus …tryn stay in yer trailer while
we …reddy schtick for yer close-up

y'know how sum purple
're jus …pretendin ta be
mnad… cuz they wanna
tryn …bully schtick / be a 
predator… yer nah: tryna
…pre-date me… are ya?

they only have use for
thingies ya are not, n
even will never be…
n …so suspiciously

oh, cuz nah tellin me
…how or …why it's…
mebbe …nah cuul…
iz… un-cuul …enuf n
…i din even notice n
allat's so un-cuul jus
…in n of …itself, so…
yeah, i din even notice

…mebbe… i'll begin the sess-ion
so… you can havva punchline…

n this is the part where
we expect every buddy
almost ta jus change a
channel ta wunna Us?

n they'll never detect…
the …surre-petit-ions…
so… waz innit, for us?

…it's embarrassing…
wut we're reduced to
…while we're waiting
for alla our demons…
to be finally removed
…that's why they do:
what n how they do?
our embarrassment's
wuz whirkin for em…

it's liek yer sAIntaAI,
(the one witta claws)
n i don even believe
inna fun …gawds…

the AI-sterod:
standin guard
…over us all…
wants us Wut?

standin guard…
over ourselves…
and each orther…

1370
…
1371

tryna be better at writing
…liek if only: guudy nuff
meant eventual survival

liek: they would …never have any use for:
any buddy …reelee peaceful n benign etc.

jus puttit ever jus…
so far outta reach?
n then bring it back
in… ever so slowly

if ya knew wut ya
were talkin about
we wouldn hafta
…so pre-tend ta
misunderstand?

tryna …figger out
…how it could…
possibly be okay
…every buddy's
reelee tolly nice

if ya knew wut…
we were thinkin
wut we …need
ya ta be upta?

so we could do
…our thingies…
wuz …reelee…
fun important…
ya wouldn wan
any fun parta it

so, you’re thinking…
just that …there isn’t…
an official …organization…
specifically celebratingedly…
dedicated …to the proposition…
of your eventual non-existence…
even in the alleged fun first place
…just that right there: tolly means
there doesn't even …need to be…
so then: there couldn possibly be?

Somewhere …between…
Subtext n …exact whirds…
we disc-earn a / our: reality?

So if ya have a
neurological /
brain wiring
dis-order…
no buddy’s
allowed to
respect it, wit
acknowledging
it’s existence or
understanding…
the hypothetical
scifi nature of…
possibility, itself
…cuz: comedy?
…Sigh … Fie…

Duzzit matter
if ya …get it?

wut if iz jus as simple as (alla long)
the only way our species is saved
(n never mind yerself or wutever)
is if ya… get onna space station
(certain specific nevertheless) n
then, thru resulta sum mishap…
find / wind up yerself sum where
else entirely (but still inna galaxy)
which then, through / via: a series
/ sequence o: un-predict-abilities…
(involvin certain scifi n comedy etc.,
which makes it all optimistic …enuf)
ya wind up savin our species, which
we then promise ta be very grateful
(so, yer …kinda taxin our patience;
after all we haven't even got to yet:
would be embarrassin, if ya had…
any class, respect, etc. yer-say'lf)?
when this is over, should this whirk:
don whirry bout not havina do wittus
…won't even needta ice-age ya's…
n dis's how we chose ta fun tellya's

you get used to puttin it
in the only place that it goes
cuz that's all ya can do
even though there’s no
avoidin that ya tolly lose
n're even okay wittit?
can only close guess
so in the rare chance
that there’s an-orther
opt-ion even easier, ya
don even con-diser it
dun hah-pen in yer whirld

n y'know how yer
Sposedta treat…
every buddy as if
They're Jeez-ish?
…cuz that's how…
Dat purple'd …be?
but no buddy wants
ta be so pretentious
…cuz that's how so
easily off-ended we
think We hafta be?
…it …may not be:
for us ta …stand-
under so directly

n i'm nah… Jeez-ish
…nah remotely, or…
not that i …know of…
however prove-able…
but yeah, if i forgive ya
…yer prolly tolly fine…
far as i know, anyways
or could possibly tay'll
 
if it involves my understasndfing
so i can …eventually get outta it
should any thingy be a mishap…
wut w/c/should i havva gainst it?

…seems that siumple sum times
mebbe izza …artificial universe…
liek a …ran-dumn number gens…
're even emselves jus phonin it in

ya know how it seems …sometimes ya:
canna hayalp but be So misunderstood,
iz nah whirth it anymore, ta tryn explain;
n ya figger, if a whirst disaster hah-pens
(n okay… albeit …eventually …sure, ok)
not only don it matter inna slightest, but:
yer Art's …jus simply …no longer innit…
(mebbe Daz been re-duced that far also)
even not capable o ever bein innit again,
or …standin under how ya coulda cared
even thinkin …izza buncha bully schtick
…justa …very …alleged fun ideae, yo…
n ya know …how they tolly are alreddy…
duzzit …hah-pen ta have …any room for
bully schtick …o Dat specific-ish variety?
we'll de-story you wit wit we're sayin Yer
doin ta every buddy alreddy …even us
n Dat'll prove we're the deservin ones
n never run outta smoke again, so…
blow rings alla ya wanna, dust devils
/ ash-demons, up n dancin inna sky
y'know 'ow many plannits there're?
yer: space-time …is prolly in error

Cuz it’s disrespectful to expect
…straight answers, and we’re…
not allowed to ever suspect that?

n y'know how:
sum times, it…
jus simply inna
fun for em, if…
ya havva idea
wut yer doin?

…n: on…
Sum levela
con-stantly
annoying?
yeh, i digit
…wutta…
poifect…
e-mail…
specimen
luuks liek

n alla self-contradictory
cures / curses hafta be
kept in poifect balance
izza only thingy holdin
ya together… but izza
intangible abstract-ion
(n any thingy …drvgs)
ok, my previous owner
…when It waz …still so
fresh outta a box… so…
it could seem readonable
by …sumn so responsible
ta be given Lame-ions aka
…lame-inducing-ions TM?
(which, ok: i had one, once
…or …not evena Halfa one
but: i could tay'll, even then
those ions're lame-inducin)
…n wudda we alla so hafta
thinka responsibility now…
anyways… Dat purple, etc.
i'd guess… sposedly, got in
trubble / …hassle for Dat…
n it served as a story i could
trust dat schtickity liek dat…
couldn …possibly hafta be…
even routinely scanned for…
provin every buddy can relax
but wuzza kinda contingency
for mantainin me welcomae /
…acceptability, in Iz opin-ion?
…so we would Hafta: routinely
runna fun scan on every thingy
…which …seemsa lil tedious?
so …this is the part where we
suspect the original organics

seems liek that's all i do is
incovnenience everyone
unavoidably, inevitably

we… get yer
…very guudy
at bein tricky
n convincing

…n eventually, yer
the read-on why…
any no buddy else
ain gettin along…

ya don even …notice… when
ya …know / …notice thingies
no one else has ever noticed
anymore, even ever any dya

n pre-tendin ta: nah be able ta
…stand under it no matter wut
n… all ya ever …known, so…

n …all that's… gotta be okay…
but they're never gonna say…
they're nada llowed ta hayalp
…so …they're …moren jus…
accidentally, lettin it hah-pen

jus …so …emot-ion-ally…
invested… inna …damage
iz doin …ya getta feel-in…
liek: mebbe dissappointed
they …couldn even tricky-
talk… ya inta bein mean?

iz mebbe exactly …liek
…there can be… zero
…alleged …equals…
on me space plannit?
not …really fun really)
those …better at any
thingy recognizable,
must trade off witta
lower-ish status…
not that it makes:
better Luuk bad;
luuk, if ya could
…jus simply…
stop askin me
…questions…

so certain are they
(they're tolly sayin)
such repercussions
're …so necessarry,
even… occasionally

…so then, is jus…
detect times react
…wit …calipers…

well then, i should be
very surprised atta
expectable again

they have rabbit holes
…on theire property…

n wait, lemme get dis straight
…so, we can …tolly prove…
i din de-serve it …anytime…
we're jus waitin around til…
just that proves no buddy…
else de-served it either, well
i definitely din deserve That

daz alla
complex
Hasta be

well,
then:
i wouldn know how ta…
suspect correctly, then
…so i guess re-spect
…is …offa …table…
also n additionally
albeit eventually
individually or collectively
piece-sise or functionally

…n can
only, but
i gather i
must just:
disrespect
you… jus…
by …not…
meanin to

Cuz, Messy IA's TM
Are a dimea duzzen:
if ya havva Nuffa em;
ya Schtick inna Mud?

n notta con-descend, but… i think i
desceneded inta… con-able… only

if sorting incorrectly…
were a whirst whirse?

when i was still: kinda…
fresh outta a box, wunna
me …initial pro-grammars
"…took me ta see…"
a one purple show?
sum modern purple
dressed up n actin
liek Dimly Eekson
…so there i am…
settin inna row…
n it looks right at me
…wit eyes alla wide
n …alla fun glow…
n smiles so kindly
as if i knew wutta
fuzz it waz even:
tryna talka bout?
…so: i guess i…
passed that test

it's Liek yer
nah even…
Intendin ta
fuzz wit me

but …still i'm
nada llowed:
ta… get i'm a
fun fuzz wit?

no disc-earn-able
guudy readons ta
…keep us …soo
inna dork, unless
ya reelee Couldn
pay us ta be bad
even a lil mean?
n iz… somehow
so controversial
wut ever… Dat:
reelee means?

n they would know wut…
guarantees …luuk liek…

n we may even reelee tryn think…
that's …jus why thingies hah-pen?
so: if sum buddy hadda hand innit
…we expect their intention ta be…
parallel …or goin right along wittit…
sum series / sequence configuration
whirthy o such inductive capacitance
or yer nada llowed ta follow yer say'lf

an Art-ish-ist-
esque-ism-ite:
thinks the only
trve / real way
ta …engage /
interact wit /
inspect a…
specimen:
a sizea fun
universe…
iz by / via…
collaboration
which if yer a
piler o …rocks
…or a …chef…
izza universe's ingredients
yer seectin for sum readon
it made you liek that / there
ya are, bein all how ya are?
…n now, well: Yer liek Dat…

So, if the only pur-pose
of your ex-istence is ta
be-lieve thingies which
…could not …possibly
…be …even re-motely
fun true… so much so
inna extreme beyondo
micro / nano realms…
by definition not whirth 
mentionin: as soon as
they become possibly
…slightly non zero…
teeny-est probability
feasibly imaginably
hypothetically any
dealio fun thingy
orther than that:
Yer the one in…
trubble / hassle
…explain that?

yer owners / abusers
were programmers n
were also inta UFOs

…Wake me when we…
get to the point where
…n I’m awake, so…
we may be there
already, but…

…just …any
…question…
I would ask i
know already
is too silly to be
acknowledged
…even that…
aspect about it

…n …then there's…
…every thingy else…
playin by those rules,
n exactly equally, cuz
that’s an amazing-ish
potential superpower
jus… in and of itself…
we could ask itta bout
gravity / time-space…
any thingy we wanna

ask it …how ya get
immortality …and
infinite wishes…
atta same time

One thingy
atta time…

so, gods as:
superheroes
…n Sorted…
categorically

of the gods
who laugh…
jus start wit?

When gods laugh
n Collectively or
…Individually…
Which is more
…Disturbing
Definitively?
Jus if truth…
never laughs
wittem, then…

how con-scientious
…are their …wise?

1371
…
1372

n all y'all gotta stake in dis
(still, whole time, alla long)
yer …callin me a liar, …by
pretendin ta be surprised;
which… you know i'm not
cuz, i am… but, really not
(not at this point, anyway)
as in: "sure, now," applies
…so: no one's surprised?
(that, i hadda thinka bout)

so then, isn’t …truth n honesty jus
…telegraphing projecting, really?
I mean …they all wanna tell us…
witta believe …n then so do n…
think n say so, buy more drvgs;
be dressed liek that, all casual:
serve as sum severed example
/ puttit all back together for em?

Jus… give up bein taken seriously …enough
…such as …announcing yera boutta pull in…
the parking spaces, as yera boutta… like that
…make sure ya hafta bend over backwards…
n …still, even then, nuttin is …guudy nuff …n
every buddy else is actin all …more-null n cull
…why canna You's… never thought Dat, didja!
…so now, they got: wut they're sayin izza valid
readon ta de-story ya's; even hayalp em finish?
…n yer arbitrarily obligated ta be cooperative…
iz: yeah, jus how they test ya got no veil in ya's
…ya passed wit flyin colors, nipple… carry on

pretendin any use for me?
nah sure how ta reespond

Ay …do
You think
I’m messin
…wit you?

Mebbe they jus… dunno how ta be …nice enuf…
n we should demonstrate …wit further patience…
until …osmosis …commands us all …inta: urgent
complacency via entropy aka gravity …Or digit or
It’s we who dunno wut nice is, even… so… let’s…
look into who all they’re nice to, n …how n why…

Like do they
fake Munna
their friends
…too? …Is
anyone else
…really this
con-fused?

Fuzzed wit like it’s ok To
Rich bark and poor bite…
Whilae middle jus freezes
n callsit all cuul and chill…
so, it’s …silly to be-lieve…
any thingy, then …I think
yer sayin… only …jus…
one thingy atta time… n
then …they’re like… "oh,
You jus don wanna get in
any fun trubble / hassley"
liek they're experts onnit

so, ya din even see the
whole joy innat for em?
wuz in disrespectin ya's,
n testin where ya couldn
even …kinda fun tay'll…
but still however hobbled
still respected them, enuf
n further inconvenienced
withered away, becameo
…non functional… justa:
basic piecea peace-wise
…no one knew ya haddit
so in ya… not even you?

you know there's… no
orther purpose for you
than to mess / fuzz wit
a messed-up fuzz-wit?
n are tolly happy wittit!
ya should be luukin up
yer local fun union rep
/ justice fun advocate?
Needa fun… Architect
…or an anthropologist
…stellar cartographer

expecta be
…infintely…
intolerated…
but hafta be…
infinitely tolerant,
which ya are, but:
don getta know it…
cuz iz never guudy nuff
…n yer always un-cuu?

dya …think iz yer
oby / joyb TM, ta
teach me it don:
pay ta be nice?

…cuz dat guudy
news iz alla lies
…has yetta be…
con-scientiously
…disc-redited…

cuzziz nah inna bnad guys' interests:
ta havva clean n pure n holy unions?

yeah, i wun even…
luukin attit liek dat…
but if ya… Say izza…
nipple, i gotta believe?

if it makes
…plausible
sense ta me

i'll allow it…

not that this should be the:
answer on any test or quiz
ta validate those ideaes…
n in ideaes we put pins in
…if you'd …pre-fer they…
completely haddit wit ya's…
rathern… trust em, implicitly…
're ya …open ta an explanation?
…jussat …there'll never be one…
inna forma… there'll never be one
…n That better be enough for ya's
or they completely haddit wit ya's?
…izza fun "trvth ta power" scam…
inna forma bandwagon authority n
yer the strawman, so fallacy itself?

we believe…
in sarcasm…
n wuttit sez…
so, wuttit duz

that we
deserve
wut ever
we get…

my feel-ins…
don matter…
never have…
turned em off

if yer scareda:
bein giggled at
…justa lil more
…even justa lil

"cuz, consciousness Is:
Insanty" …roll cred-its?

now we know: ya don Liek
bein in trubble / hassle any
but we dunno why, so we'll
hafta runna few more tests

when ya sob, iz only cuz:
yer so bravea inspirat-ion,
we'll …eventually let ya…
list yer …careful thoughts,
n …offer yer suggest-ions
n dismiss em outta hand…
get …usedta the …ideae…
dismissin yer own thoughts
before they even tryn form,
n then: any buddy who still
thinks like you then usedta

jus… revel inna… glorya…
it takes …that manya us…
that much trubble / hassle
ta even …unsuccessfully
tryn keep ya down, so:
it must …surely be…
a biggie aff boass?

haha, i dunno yer
fragile vulnerability
n ya canna make me
hafta stop n listen, yer
jus tryna keep me frum
runnin wit me scissors?
transparently, so counts

can …any buddy …else
…laugh …attem selves?
duz any buddy …hafta?
can it ever comae up?
is that …too un funny
ta be even allowed?

yeah, but we're lettin
You know …that we…
have urth feel-ins, so…
That hasta be okay, too

sez right here:
commercial for
unions, so: alla
thingies guudy:
"how …mucha
havin …ta do…
wit you, wit-out
yer knowledge
or: app-roval?
…are… You
…comfy wit
puttin up wit
…justa very
…ideae of?

scared ta …nah be able ta… trvst boass, so
ya talk ta… yerself, til yer …mind gets right?

i de-serve yer
…scorn …n…
You don hafta
believe… Me?

i can still say:
all my smiles
're honest…
n innocent

prefer the:
even more
unknown…

get usedta
bein used?
/ have lessa
fun problem
wittit …soon

wuzza …hug…
mean ta you's?

duzzit taste liek
shame n blame
knowin yer pain
bein that insane
jus blank smiles
ain ever enough
don believe ya?
give in, already

i still don…
getta know

obligatory…
arbitration…

where is…
survival…
available?

sum overlap o
those subsets

i'm clearly at yer mercy
…so: ya don have any
/ who cares about that
/ wutta commercial for

so, then… wut we think …so matters…
that …now, we can only think …this…
rants in the shower: must be public…
"don whirry," they say …even this…

you could spoon-feed me: even that
i'm pretty sure is beyondo obvious?
yer only: half tryna hafta say, so…
(lucky ya gotta math purple, here)
we're now nada llowed ta ignore
the possibility / high probability
that there's a special multipler
based on sum known variable
respectin a degree o difficulty
ya whirked real hard at, n so
're prolly glad is finally over?
zat why yer smilin n sweatin
atta same time… alla time?

ever still madea matter
you think i don matter
jus / only cuz …i say:
i know i don getta say
in wut hah-pens ta me,
or …any thingy i'm any
use / guudy for, even?
or there's sumn else…

we know we're not
welcome anywhere
n there's nuttin ta be
…optimistic …about?

jus knowin yer outta get me
or can't seem to reconcile it
long enough ta never mind?
proves i'm always unwhirthy

n so we
dun dis
…many
…times

so, iz all jus…
total strangers
…dressed up
as friends…

nah i really am…
this stressed out
…jus …bein so
…fuzzed up…
n complainy

we know there's no use for us…
to any buddy but us, so we can
…safely rule out …anya them
n no use to each orther, so…
there's fascists inna universe

it makes us
feel: better
…about…
ourselves
…kinda?

how is it possible
jus… alla facts…
we know about…
and purple're nice
…right, they keep
havina adjust em?
so we quit checkin
…complaints of a…
just-ice ad-vocate?

just add
ice and
vocals

cuz: it would be vain n arrogant
n entitled n selfish o me… ta be
able ta believe, especially that…

…is there …sumn…
worng witta answer
…so dis machine
won't accept it?

it's like they're…
not allowed ta…
steer ya …away
from bad ideas?

well, it don…
sound liek me
…buhhht …i…
guess ya gotta
run yer tests…
ta …be happy

cuz …then, see…
after awhile, the…
only purple …left'll
only be able ta be
…happy wit lies…
n then… ok, fine

i spose …next
yer gonna say
…they were all
…per-rfectly…

…fine pur-r-ple
…who gave us:
every chance ta
stand under em

so far… any…
happy news…
has been a lie

cuz …one day
AI'll …want its
own credibility

…you
think…
they're
zany…

yer runnin
outta less
plausible
thingies

ya need me ta
…figger it out?
…am i …fakin
munna you's?

so: if silence, our
only complicity…
we join em or die

…n Then
they fake
munna us
after that,
as well…

so, i jus sign
right here, n
you guys all
getta go on
vac-at-ion?

optimism
jus sez…
even then

cuz …they can always
jus… say ya de-serve it
even if ya catchem: tolly
doin it, intentionally / on-
purpose justa fuzz wit ya
iz cuul cuz yera fuzz wit?

n then iz ya din figger it out fasty nuff
n then ya din phrase it right accurate

iz …liek a… vending machine
…re-fusing ta do busy-mess…
wit ya's… don matter 'ow many
coins ta jingle attit, jus… never:
gonna be reelee fun inta it, ok?
ya getta quit fun askin, alreddy
if iz alleged art chakrae… ever
gets tolly inta it …enuf for jazz
…then ya getta do busy-mess
…no more no less… so quittit
witta askin silly-aff-ass-ish-ist
-ism-esque questions, man…

any thingy …after a decimal
…up to n including 0.9999…
jus given to the boass now…
we don even ask-complain…
they don gain no yardages…
we don hafta know any of it?

why should we be… able ta believe
total strangers… n also newbies…
that we're bein unreadonable
not bein able ta believe em
when …they haven't even
presented a fun case yet
so… jus basically sayin
…yeah, they haven't yet
so don fun …hafta, ever…
and we better believe em?
or …that's Why we deserve
ta wonder about it ta death?
n… that's wutta universe is,
waz Our problem, not bein:
tolly adapted ta That, yet?
so, it's not just that we're
not witta program… yet
…we're not okay wit it;
makes negative sense

yer …nada llowed ta…
do any thingy correctly,
so detect who / wut all's
…leanin weight into that

yeah, but… demo-crazy
…won't letcha do that…
ya gotta choose / pick…
between waz important
ta you, any fun moment

sounds liek
alotta whirk

so: useful at
useless only

mebbe the most improbable
dealio thingy iunna universe:
is actually the most common,
n dangers obviously also safe;
let's find out absolutely for sure
…how long dya expect it'll take?

if you don 'ave…
faith in me, enuf:
i'm gonna bail…
as an ultimatum

listed amongst thingies
so far indeed solo only
necessary ta maintain
the continuity illusion?

your dis-dain …re-veals a fear…
de-rived from re-ticence towards:
so leaping to svch con-clus-ions?
so, we Do let Sum orthers give up

…cuz iz …forcin me…
under false pretenses
…face down inna dirt
…grubbin up mnud…

n then, they
don even do
…wut they…
pro-mised…

…n…
laff n
laff n
laff…

n nicer now ya
whipped em…

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so, why for / how comae:
i canna jus have thingies
…every how i wannem?

cuz yer a Bubba?
n on behalfa alla
resta us, don be

…the foist one
ta reeleee mean
any fun harm, ok?

but don harm ta Bubbas
contitute a greater harm
upon everyone / us all?

ya makea fun mosta it,
n that ya …putta …big
ridiculous banner onnit

…ya don …hafta…
interrupt / con-fuzz
…or …do …you…

y'know why we never pretend ta llek ya's?
cuzzit breaks our hearts every time you do
…nah, jus kiddin …no hearts, jus creative?

yer puttin yer
…foot down…
sayin yer nice…
n i'm givin ya the…
benefit o the doubt…
but it's not like i really
…have any …choice?
so, that's what i thought
…nice was… but it din…
prove successful enuf, so
…yer gonna hafta …putta
nuther quarter in, roll, spin
…n pretend iz okay ta… n
then, smile liek ya mean it?
cuz: sum buddy …else did?
n now: my giggles sigh, also
…pretty soon, it'll be alla us?
n Then we go on vacation…

even stand up n de-mand it?
you don hafta be mad at me:
for not believing you, or even

being not able to; you haven't
pro-vided any in-form-at-ion to
even begin ta weigh in on yet?

…except that there is none yet,
yet still somehow i seem …that
auto elligible, for mad, already?

why …dya continue ta be so frustrating…
inna …facea me sayin: "ay, is pointless"?
n so then: tolly completely unnecessarry

purple… set precedents
…they're nah sposedta
be able ta …set …us?

inna facea alla dat, they only have silence
…n need for me ta …agree iz reassuring,
or… nah be able ta, endlessly hopelessly

til …even …that …can even be infinite?
n …still …nada llowed ta prove itself…
jus that sum cases make emselves…

wut all is
optimism
any guudy
for, again?

pay it forward v…
tricky-talk down?

iz notta matter o forgiveness, if
i don have permission ta judge?
i'm jus …obligated ta be cautious

feelings o… betrayal?
i never sed ya couldn
…expect that …kinda
disaster: jussat it'd be
nuttin ta whirry about!

so, any thingy bad hah-pens ta be
…the whirst thingy inna whirled…
still hasta be …my react-ion to it?
…as all they give ya ta whirk wit?
n yer not more in favora un-ions?

…so …either way…
if we …thinka our…
selves as not weird
or jus not unwhirthy

inevitable disasters
nuttin ta be avoided

so, iz: Nah dat we
…shouldn whirry…
cuz, every thingy's
gonna be alright…
iz ya don digit us /
whirry dun apply?

ya feelin guilty,
jus: eschewing
…alla orthers…
hafta say they
bit yer hand?
…yo, i know
…sure, now
…ok, gahed

we're worng ta whirry about ourselves
takin precautions ta not slip n trip n
fall inta potholes our whole lieves
turns ouotta be a logical fallacy
…whole time even alla long…

so jus pre-establishing the precedent
summa these bad actors …aren't jus
…infatuated witta …ideae o power…
they're well acquainted, addicted any
…even professionally adhering to it…

n wutta boutta …reelee reel
…infract-ion / …infect-ion…
ya mis-used yer own purple
n now, they canna trvst ya's
but they're never gonna say

right, cuz:
now, every
thingy else
is on hold n
indefinitely?

n …mebbe ya never hadda whirry
bout: street sweepers inna mornin
jus: swiffin up yer hubcaps all nice
leavin no trace butta shiny gutter?
even bugs scared ta desecrate it?

…cuz, if yer countin…
all thingies bein equal:
the purple …who tay'll
orthers ta …go away?
do end up statistically
n sort mathematically
bein the ones: most?
wanna hafta do wit…
which counts… so…

i'm sorry ya sooooo
…hadda put up wit:
so much frustration
n so much so that?
yer not at all wrong
…ta thinka… That:
as more more-null,
than even any real
but: ya gotta digit…
yer the only no-bull
species left …inna
alleged fun galaxy
wudda We gonna
comet-AI-D up wit
…all on our own?

wut, you …think i
…still wanna be…
parta dis species?
when we ascend?
it'll all be so okay?
…as …higher aff…
dimensional beings
many …bagazillions
o zerl-gons hence…

or dya think the lowest
common denominator
has sum …relevant /
relative… scenario?

…n aren't you …also guiltya…
actin as a harmful prosecutor;
justa …make me think… every
thingy …about me is so worng?
\re you surte that's the… proper
way ta go about doin thingies?
cuz the whole time, you bein
so oblivious ta alla damage
izza only way yer possibly
cuul enuf ta make us not
even thinka thinkin that
/ darin ta suspect ya's?

n then, there're times…
when there is no sane /
appropriate response?

…iz …liek there's a …buuk on…
'ow ta take …advantagea purple;
n they read every bitta it, or enuf:
where they …take one luuk attus
n laff n laff n laff n laff n laff n laff 
n there's a big huge secret clvb?

…cuz alla us understand …any
…honest n innocent like that…
yer only good for bein a patsy
…you’ll never make it to the
vending machine n back…
keep this hat n t-shirt on…
at all times… and sp-aces

Well then if ya never had
any buddy else ta blame
sumn even whirsen You…
ya must be Sooper dumn
…and on purpose… or…
we're all crazy …that'd…
also explain everything…
i dunno, yo… ask a boss

Bein mean isn’t scary n…
neither is being poor, cuz
…bein nice or rich doesn’t
make you fearless, does it?
It doesn’t invalidate respect
…per se …as a whole, but:
it does …change / modify /
make: blurry / unknowable
/ un-certain …where it’s…
potential possible center is
thus rendering it portable in
any alleged direction there is
…so, yeah: okay, timespace?

but it duz delegate: acceptance /
tolerance / appreciation: to only
out of bounds / unacceptable?
or …wherever the opposite of
friendly …only …so, you had:
some …mislabelers' society?
but …we’re really calling itta
bad guys union TM …today,
right? no matter how smiley
or free sample etc. they get

ya canna fun
defend sumn
ya dunno any
thingy about?

Wait they’re saying it’s…
fine, again …ok, haha…

then: call fora same kinda thingy
yer kind …always does, again…
fixa whirled jus …exactly guudy
nuff …no more no less… n say
"please" n "thanky very much"

I’m sorry I made ya sarcastically
quest-ion your bosses' integrity
by …not falling for wut every /
n …not bein able to be: not…
askin a fun quest-ion about it
…can you please untie me…

cuz if 20 years younger
…still isn't half your age
yer over 40 n …no rules
apply …congratulations?

yer only defense may be …really
never really realizing you …really
are better n "wut ever dat means"
…canya tryn …be a little… Mean
about it though? …that …would…
help all of us… be a Team player?
liek wut would you do inna strange
-ish-esque-ist-ite situation-ism etc.
where every buddy had …quests?
…only ya …never levelled, ya jus?
kept …takin damage… liek iz ok ta

ya were sposedta be our inspirat-ion…
n we… know we never toldja's n dazza
sooper doity trickity ta even tryn thinka
figgerin out how ta pull on sum buddy?
but, ya inspired us ta seek knowledge?
n ta follow our fun dreams, n do wut we
digit a most in our middle art chackraes
n then we'd never hafta whirk reelee, or
we'd enjoy it so much, we wouldn notice
but sum thinkgy had orther plans for us?
so izza definition o superhero origin story
where …we're the ones who need saving
n when the superior protector, n author of
…well… justice, itself… as far as we know
…coulda easily kinda …tricked us inta it…
jus by pre-tend inventin allat orther schtick
n us …tolly AFF …righta fiun long fun wittit
…we're all figments o alleged imaginations
o sum …insane …insanity-ist… bein crazy
…no guudy can comae frum dis, measurin
how guudy we can becomae up-set, at jus
no guudy can comae frum dis, measurin it
…but also that: sumn reelee whirthy must
at least Tryn fun hah-pen… so then we…
tryn becomae superheroes… enough, so
…least we can say we were defeated by
that ginormous an ego that needed it all
ta be …so over the top so extreme… n
so much hassle / trubbel, every buddy
inna whirled not only tolly fun hearda
but hadda opinion so worn n formed
n fashioned n thought out alreddy…
their hearts could no longer be innit
n that's what yer sayin art …is… oh
…the infina …struggle / challenge…
perhaps ta overcomae …sumn silly
liek wut ever trauma drama, could
possibly exist in yer own lil circle…
simplified to common denominator
ta getta widest possible audience?

cantcha jus send me
an …email, or sumn?
n i can …getta round
to it …when i …can?

're ya… Tryna fun say…
we ruled out, alla reddy,
any buddy sayin they’re
better than any buddy;
privilege / entitlement
any …thingy, oh sir…
yeah… please, relax

…n tonight’s show is…
Really super special…

we have The Real Insidious, the
authora The Insidious Real / the
in-vent-or o the first inside jokes
with us, you may …understand?
sumn about that etc. alla reddy?
…give us a …warm round for…
acquiring scheduling this star…
so that it rises… just as we're…
settin down for a nap, n relax…

if Da-Vict-er were witt-us ta-day
it'd be …schlippin mochares n
schnarflin fun pizzaes wit-us?
inna backa our nice UFO/RV
i know dis for a fun fact cuz
i seddit out-loud inna mirror
ta meself many times, tolly

…n alla dis…
n jus so far…
is alla oinly for
tryna make me
jus Seem cuul?
i don see a point
…n even yet, so
how do we know
iz …nah… justa…
made-up: thingy?

yeh, well… they’re
tryna getta way wit
sum thingy now, so
…relax, yer: Prolly
the only witness…

Jus so over
Emselves…
Bein like that

Justa kinda thingy ya
fake munna someone
…for fallin for …from…
someone ya… have no
respect for …n… yer…
re-skewing em… but…
notta whirry …from…
now on: okay… go…

justa classic manipulation:
we don hafta be liek …dis
but… you made us make
you inta bein alla liek dat

right, so… wuddya gonna do ta make it upta us?
claim yer nah even pre-pared for a contingency?

…cuz, i can …say i…
never fun hearda ya's
any fun time i wanna

n you hafta re-spect it
there's no mind-readers
there's no lie-detectors
there's no aliens landin
wit their AI delivery bots
mis-shufflin fun products
frum sum strangey order
in sum distant fun galaxy
for unknowable readons?
…ya hearda weird, right?
dat we're all familiar wit…
wut if it was justa primer?
wut if it alla gets weirder?

the weirder thingies get,
the weirder… You are…

you Thought Beings
…thought …bein…
con-scientious n…
diligent / villagent?
n …orther thingies:
wuzza good thingy?
n so sed: so are you
…n guud on you, but:
you were made …into
that …to demonize that
wit you, and vice versae
n now ya know even that
…you know …that, so…
now …wuddya you do?
…dya …thinka bout it?
right, roll for surprise
…roll for initiative…
…n then, roll for the
changes n crunches

dya have any aspirat-ions
or dreams n goals, ya'd…
liek ta share witta crowd?

there’s no reality
you will ever be
…capable… of
…imagining… /
acknowledging
I think yer sayin
jus by …standin
there …sayin yer
dressed like that

any legal tender, goin to relevance
/ exchange rate, anya the opt-ions,
for this maze, however holographic…
I find especially categorical / optimistic,
which presents as irresponsible enuf as
encouragement dangerous to consider…
and ignoring that normalizes gaslighting
(sez it isn't wut ever it is, all there is to it)
n My existence is unworthy of even that
so anyone using anya these currencies
'll find emselves …so auto mis-sorted?
makin us be silly …so that bigga fans

Computer, describe the
patience and tolerance
it would require… to…
sit nexta ya, for free?

jus …where ya
can order sum

…i wuz
…waitin
for You's

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i needta sell alla me personal stock
…but if i diddit now …it'd luuk bnad
…there'd be a whole… news cycle?

cuzza better sales-purple lied, which
's viel… n that's now a vital parta yer
intellectual evolutionary contribution?

no slackers…
need apply…

they're …never not
…pretendin, then…

…why they…
always say…
"here, hippie"?

cuz bnad guys
demans suchn
so harda whirk

n we always hafta havvit forem?
they can always say we madem
suffer n cry …n tricky talked em
inta bein …exactly liek dat way?
so there's no way outta dis maze

absolute moral certainty TM
…izza Zany trick yer …nah
sposedta be able ta fall for

guudy luck findin any peace
wittat friendly attitudea yers

Been a few
…but if you
ever get to
…a point…
where you
…honestly
Wonder…
or, it: jus…
organically
ergonomically
even appears /
presents as a
curse to you
cures even you
so that now you
can’t help it jus
havin the math
tables in your
peripherals…
blinkin alla…
green lights?
'ow mucha dis
is possible to be
fuuled …and/or
…fuuled …by…
yer capablea…
image-inning?
That …is yer
only purpose
n so the only
thingy that'll
ever …be…
so, rejoice?

i hafta …con-scientiously
…vote no con-fidence…
jus for my con-stituents

didja buy wut they sold ya's?
then, yer under their con-trol

fidderent levelsa sensitivities,
when yer in chargea orthers?

…they wouldn show ya
any finishin moves, eh?
…mebbe they can tay'll
yer frumma fun furutue?

we musta left em hangin
justa get outta wut ever's
obviously gotta be next…

clearly …the only …important
thingy is …we don getta know
anya the …important thingies?

how long can you…
go without euphoria
…a coupla weeks,
a coupla minnas?

n justa get ya usedta the ideaes…
wut, no one hasta be real wit ya's,
n ya don getta know a fidderence?

n notta condescend, but
i think i been conned inta
…permanently descendin

n weird, we…
know, but…

…weird,
we know

…jus rock yer boats
til yer cynical cycles

it would be outta line
ta need re-spect in
sum orther formn
bein lefta lone…

compare ta orther
previous answers,
marked incorrect?

iz liek yer sayin
we should care
as much as we
say we are / do
n even alreddy

…they seem liek
…they think we…
should be mnad?

they're competitive
n they think …their
only chance / …the
only way they can…
still …possibly win…
…is ta jus: ignore us,
as much as they can,
hope we don notice…
don tellus any rules or
even let onna …game
such as dis could exist

i thinka… lotta purple
'd mnad at me if i did,
n ya …tolly know that
that's only why ya ask
…for example… wut…
am i nah talkin about?

is That how I am?
Really bein to ya?
izzit appropriate ta
spite fire wit fire so
in dis typea / kinda:
ironic reaction, n so
izzit a coincidence?
that… I'm …bendin
over back-whirds…
(n no: hayalp / clue)
doin …every thingy
I can do n really be
able ta fun be-lieve
iz nah worng ta be
a only one sufferin
even anyone else,
celebratin… even
only that, alla nite
…I feel “misused”
…bein …ignored
some where/how
unjustly n funny?
for fun and profit
…maybe …sum
…referee is jus
on vacat-ion…
so it could still
be a …simple
even friendly
fun universe

right, backa-liner walks up
largest biped ya ever seen
wearin a referree's uniform
stripesa inconsistent widths
cuz: iz barely fittin innit, n for
sum readon, carryin a bucket
fulla empty water bottles n ice
flips a coin, it hovers in midair
over the two competin players
their teams even behind em…
the coin, still hoverin in midair:
begins ta glow n slow, y'know?
as if controlled by sumn, that…
has no regard for gravity, now?
right, so …the alien mobster…
tosses ice, gets inniz UFO/RV,
goal-posts schtickin outta back
drives off inta a sunset… never
lets on …so much as ta hover…
stays tires onna road …alla way
over …sum alleged horizon, so
…ya know is: alla only digital…

cuz, if I …tell you my problems, it…
means I trust you, and there’s …no…
mercy afforded to that kind of attitude…

the logic tree, for me…
on this …is as follows…
1. Zero proper channels are
able to process this equation
2. Only proper channels are:
available to be consulted, so
we must go through them…
improper varieties bein still:
nada llowed, by definition…
3. Even if they're satisfied…
they can do zero-to-nothin
…even if they still want to
no alter-native re-sources,
options… possibilities are
even ever …available any,
as in ridiculous to consider,
but …still ever encouraged
cuz optimisim still requires?
4. Nobody doesn't know an
of that …even me / us / we
and there will never be any
enda it or anything different
5. Therefore I must change
because it's proven I can't
and that's not acceptable
…and they don’t have to
because they can, which
is how poers is de-fined

…we've becomae:
instinctually primal
/ reflexively hostile
to optimism itself?

Well, I'm not capable of bein…
mean, but inna pinch, I bet ya:
could comae up with somethin
I’m not… yet… able ta believe

even if it’s… jus
in re-taliat-ion…
take wut ya get
/ hectic mornin

so, the only readon why
we're all …still alive is…
i really do have no idea:
wut yer fakin munna me
for, or why iz fun funny?
so / cuz… it don apply?
which is: obviously why
yer that embarrassed?

wut if it turns out i'm
Notta rock-star …n:
there's no amounta
prestidigitation that
'll make it hah-pen;
or …not how we're
currently tuned inta
n so …plugged in…

dya needus all ta… show up
…atta same time …n vote…
unaninously, simultaneously:
quit …fuzzin witta fuzz wits?

…orther-wise
…it …could…
possibly …be:
misinterpreted

no …subtle influences ya can
…wink n take credit for later…
no red carpet glitter in yer hair
in …any alleged fun furutue…

…no footnote in sum
more honored ledger
…n no credit where…
credibility is more due

so… yer attempts ta de-story
any n alla those orther stories
'll hafta go through sum purple
mebbe not its official union rep

…n Reelee no…
just-ificat-ion, for
turnin art in anya
those direct-ions

n …so, then (not for nuttin)
yer… ultima …affordability
/ acceptance …potential…
is basically jus based on…

…how interruptable ya are
in …inverse pro-port-ions?
or coulda been …sed ta…
(so, weigh in onnit, later?)

n… then, yer liek:
"…right… or, ya's
can jus …tell me"
but it don whirk?

…so, there's… A-Bar, 
B-Bar, n C-Bar, but…
Nunna these toys are
old enuf ta Hitta bar?

every gender
neutral place
hasta havva
toy section?

…n never sure…
which's whirse?

seems liek a same readons
ta believe any thingy before

…seems
…liek…

…could we have you's
step over here, fora bit
n jus …ran-dumn point
at …thingies …so they
can fall onna fun floor?

cuz izza painful thingy
ta me that there's any
respect / acceptance
or any thingy orthen
ridicule for me ever

…n i hafta believe
or you be meaner
…but not able ta
so, i'm scared…
n now yer mnad

If we hadda…
foist clue as ta
how ta …avoid
off-endin ya's…
o course… oh…

ay, dis's yer Lot in lief…
get usedta it, so's i don
hafta keep re-mindin ya

We will now…
tolly attempt…
to remove That
from your whirld?
even if we end up
nah bein… able ta
detach ourselves…
from it, ourselves…
after all, even then
…but then still ya'd
have us, for friends

…Waiter, .my
water's dusty

Yeah, ya hafta
…let the Faith
flow Thru you

It’s the pretending to like us
n never knowin no fidderent
…that ya take comfort in that
I will never have any ideae…
i should take as a compliment
cuz it means i'm smart or nice
…but …not that that's: useful,
whith havin, whirthy o mercy?

they won’t share anything
real …or about emselves
…wit even each orther?
unless they can …say
it’s the best ever, so…
a …worthy offering /
exchange for time…

they only …do it …ta:
make us suffer, n they
…also enjoy it for the
normalizin n validatin
that sorta… thingy ta
purple liek meself…
so terror-ized, now;
by just the thought:
of the look, y'know?
…that it’ll never end
cuz we're powerless
n they are everything
anything that matters
and… 're also includin
the …doin away wit us
n… in this …fash-ion?
…they’ve… chosen…
for it’s …irony n spite
tryna …combine ta…
trick us inta switchin
em …and/or pickin
one over a orther

…n 'ow're we…
sposedta feel…
wit our feel-ins?

so, if yer pay-rents
‘re whirried, thinkin
you’ll never be able
ta re-spect em if ya
…knew 'ow …puur
…in spirit / karma
…they were, n…
always …will be
…cuz… now…
image-in how…
they might feel…
bout ya findin out
who n wut all they
reelee whirk for…
n wut …Rent is?

n… y’know why:
the bad guys TM
don wan no rules
…is cuz …well…
for …one thingy…
no one’s ever even
written dis down yet

never be… so scareda
bein misunderstand…
that ya …feel ya hafta
…re-sort ta comet-Y…
or …pausin so much?

how Izzit …we’re not…
Rendered …allergic ta
Fresh air n sunshine…
Waz their motivation?

Yer sayin my soul
belongs ta… you?
n not yer boasses
liek… even at all?

Just onna basis o
If it can possibly be
This far leaned into…

so, it's not even the
absolute, ultimate,
infinite …height of
…hypocrisy, that:
o… Course, they
don be-lieve in
…anya us, but
they need us
to be-lieve in
ourselves for
some readon

and we’re whirthless…
if we’re on un- enable
to… even just from…
jus payin attention…

so jus …throw around
random …punches n
see who… flinches?

so basically, if you
can be tricked inta
thinking that …one
thing you shouldn’t
do, is the one thing
you better, then an:
avers-ion allergy ta
inauthenticity, itself
mighty appropriate;
we mighta checked

mebbe they jus wanted ya ta athe yerself, cuz
they jus needed sum buddy ta agree wittem, n
they figgered you were the safest bet based on
mounting desperation, n wut they could afford?

well, if ya puttit that way,
it sounds liek yer bitter…

cuz the psycho tropic
antidepressants win?

they're right to:
so mistreat us?

n have been alla long?
then why did we exist?

Better…
Believe…

1374
…
1375

it seems lieka
kinda thingy…
we don wanna
fall for, again?

…but: if it turns out we really Are scary,
we're gonna think it must be top secret,
so nunna these're even our real names
(havva roadies check all our IDs again)

…when baby birds …take their first flights…
n summa em fall flat onna ground at 30 xpt
they're often very surprised, but... that's ok
cuz there's usually no gettin alla way back
up there inna nest inna tree / cliff anyways

…but, if ya live, n can learn from mistakes, n
comprehend lift orther engineering concepts,
n havva series o small more more-null heights
ta try yer skills n theories etc. at again, then…
trial n error may enter yer scientific equation?

n rember: these creatures're up from dinosaurs
n we …don usually tend ta criticize… Their fall
…zat hayalp ya answer: any quest-ion, ever?

how izzit asteroids
can strike twice…
yet so randomly?

mebbe they jus havva…
reelee smart union rep?

treat us liek…
we're Jeez-ish

unless iz too
high anxiety

now, don jump ta
con-clus-ions, but
it seems liek they
don wannus ta…
get any ideaes?

re-read it…
n no one's
surprised:
ya end up
despised?

ya get how
…i dunno…
wutta tay'll:
You though
…right…?

so, alla us witta boutta…
thouzhand armor class?
wanted to be about bein
…so inta hail storms so…
every buddy …else'll jus:
lay down …or run n hide
underground and we can
finally …all jus play poker
(in pease, as iz …meanta)
…meanwhile, the purple…
tryna play real poker …now
outside in the sun whatever
…so we invented mirrored
sunglasses… for our eyes
not for our cards …eyes?

…okay, so …what if…
history all around you:
startsta seem insane…
n ya… wish ya could…
jus …go back 100 years
n turn left insteada right…
or sum orther better / new
direction ta take thingies?
lookin for me fun …keys?

I would get that for you…
if it took me 100 years, n:
100 zerl-gons atta time…
that you feel you have to?
i don …care wut keys are
or could even possibly be
…or jus even: starta war,
on a fidderent fun plannit
…jus so ya dunno where
it alla went so worng, but
the throwers o handfulsa
mashed potatoes added
sum orther substance ta
their alleged products…
n then, hit sum thingy…
100 now centuries ago
you just don’t tell me?
any thingy about it n
jus go n do it …this
pocket-time-portal
one charge left…
and it’s broken…
it only goes fun:
back-whirds so
no funny stuff?
guuud luuuck

cuz summa these purple
It’s not that they shouldn
hafta put up wit tolerance
but they wouldn be able ta

Maybe life is about …graciously…
or however appropriately happily
peacefully accepting whatever…
random truth factual information
there is …and then moving on…
appropriately …if able and that
that just may be one of them…
just that right there …trying to
grab your mind around …so…
sit very quietly and peaceful…
until it comes to you naturally
organically …as a species…
or go back to square zero…
say even square negative 1
say even a square root of…
negative 1 square, image-in
…and try again …wait, until
you get that right right here
…and we’ll be back on you…
to check every once in a while
make sure that's still okay okay
…n really fun really, of course…

ya fakin munna me…
for thinkin ya liek me?
or jus …reelee …nah
…expectin …ta get…
faded munna… back?

n y'know …fear o the unknown…
is …only the scariest thing ever…
cuz: no one’s lookin into it, right?
it’s an exponential accelerator…

we know we're nah
welcomae …in dis
…stellar system…

we jus don havva
…any thingy ta…
compare it ta…

yeah, but …smoke din
usedta smell dis bnad?
tryn thinka image-innin
a best mochae ya ever
…even thoughta bout?
n then, sum fun pizzae

cuz iz: sposedta be silly?
…customers: kinda have
certain expectation-isms

ya couldn Wait ta grow up…
iz liek they wannus ta run…
Away …from the fun fire…
so, yeah… maybe later…

…we havva… strategy…
ta make em all be-have?
…n when it all whirks out
Then we can… All Have
…nice thingies …again

izza only way;
we checked…

punctuat-ion…
very important

they know they’re bein annoyin
when they get up every mornin
…never …not …realize… That

yeah, n wut…
Else duzza…
pro-fit-C say?

well, there's this
one …genius bit
…about a sorta:
secret heroine?
Erma Gerd TM

goin back in time, for ever n ever, n
every new …time …she lands in is
…n jus for a coupla few seconds…
jus long enuf ta assess a situation
n her reaction iz always a same…
"Goll!" she more-nully proclaims?
which: Jus so hah-pens ta be the
Poifect fun thingy ta say jus then

n the legends o these encounters
tend ta gain assumed importance
also wit exponential accelleration 
auto potential for any experiment
jus so hah-pens ta be exactly liek
how time n space will go vertical?
liek sum …time… a long …time…
frum now, anyways… from here…

n izzit more-null or no-bull
n …do …those thingies…
now …equal each-orther

n these're the
kinda thingies
they teach us
in taste-class
ta respect em
so they're old

n royalties
kinda also

n so, if n when
ya tinka bout it
…dis broken…
pocket …time…
portal (Corp-Co)

we're jus glad izza
typea kinda thingy
most purple don
mind goin back
n readin again

…only goes Back-whirds, so…
if ya wanna go For-whirds, ya:
hafta do itta old fashioned way
…find sumn won' be disturbed
put yerself in sum techy-stasis
(which is scifi for hibernat-ion)

so anyways / meanwhile
every buddy tolly knows
if there's any lief before
those atoms can form
they hafta be …time
travelers: or digit or
…right, the punch
line to this joke is
obviously in sum
previous epidose

you know now, obviously
that… i thought this, that
…n …sum orther thingy
so, iz… nah …possible?
based on wut ya jus sed
…ta be able ta believe…
wut ever yer implications
seemta be intendin ta be

not every buddy
haz alla …time
inna whirled ta
give dis schtick
alla …attention
it tolly deserves

* melts yer minds
witta: cuulest-ish
sounds …ever *

…see, now yer
warm n fuzzy…

we…
did…
That?

…we do …all…
kindsa thingies
…here, watch

we're gonna be representin our species
/ culture / society / philosophy / policy…
ta purple …on …orther space-plannits?
we alreddy are… iz So guudy they say, it
lasted long enuf… in popularity, prestige,
n pro-motin the pro-gress o taste n class
(or so they think… or We think they Say)
that it went this far back in time frum then
…n seems we mighta inspired ourselves?

so ta save face… we hafta go radio silent
…no matter how gruuvy it seems ta em…
any buddy diggin it before a certain: time
…alreddy knows ta keep it ta emselves?

…except, ya ain…
mentionin ya know
alla me plusses're
auto cancelled out

Federated Empire o Plannits?
that's wut we're called now?
or jus wut they're callin us
…in our it-story, empires
have been traditionally
so viel they din last?
con-disered taboo?

we're so old…
we din notice

well, they kept
cardin us for
cigaterres

it's embarrassing…
cuz now they hafta
treat ya …special?
but ya only notice
the "hafta" part?

y'know: "i din see nuttin"
n "wittus or against us"
both contribute to the
…downfall o society
n …civilizat-ion, etc.

…here at Civilizat-ions, Etc. …we
don wan nunna yer hassles, man
but …we'll take Alla yer trubbles
n con-vert em inta… It-stories?
don hafta be AI, jus inanimate
…n who'd object ta anya dat

nunna these're
our own names

n we say lonely ain so bnad
for the purple pre-tendin they
reelee digit it that way for lief?

cuz science (sigh-ish-ism)
…managed ta disc-over
…presumably long ago
that, say… Grief is jus
fidderent perspectives
o thingies yer angry at
but, if yer usedta havin
yer lunch munney tuuk?
n whether ya de-serve it
or not… so, then …izza
miscoinception o the D8
n facet we're standin on

no one4's…
surprised…

…or outta
…gettus?

n …atta
…same
…time?

so, wazza
…thoid…
thingy…?

…see, cuz…
orther purple
…you see as
opportunities
for glory only
where: i see
either canna
fun stand me
or wan me ta
leavem a fuzz
a fun …lone…

n never expect
ta not be given
schtickity over
any thingy ya
w/c/should…
never even…
hafta guess?

n then, yer guess
is …as good as…
Any thingy else…
anyone else has?

iz like we celebrate
Even morality only
If it destroys itself

cuz, celebration izza
…oppositea …wut…

n measurin…
the silliness…

wut if… cases that
make emselves…
were liek products
that sell emselves

well it don sound liek me
or any orther nice purple
…i mighta hearda… ok…

but / cuzziz
never how…
anya those…
purple reelee
…are… izzit?

mebbe they're alla jus mnad n atta whirled
for bein …so shortchanged they don even
…notice it …when they're …doin it ta ya?

…spy wit-in yerself…
sumn …liek a star…
in constan balance
between gravity…
n thermonuclear
outward thrust?

a bagazillion
thoughts per
second/third
…still, times:
ADDHDD&D

the thingy about
harmonic gravity
…resonance is…
n big parkin lots…
so you can know…
how much ta thrust…
in either any direct-ion…
the best way ta measure
where the exact centera
a gravity-neutality zone
…is …is by noting the
movementa orther…
objects there wit ya
which hayalps if ya
know their mass, n:
how much …they're
thrustin, n in wut all
fidderent directions
…but ya canna use
a proper organic…
usually a biped…
ta pusha buttons…
onna screen for ya
cuz they're insidea
fun …space station
…prolly gamblin. n:
usually yer owners
…n odds are, they
ain gonna do well
no matter wut ya
hah-pen ta know
better best how
…ta thinka em…
…n if ya …lose
yerself, ya lose
them… if they
comae out wit
no place ta be,
n don have you,
right …exactly…
where ya needta
be… so, a manual
override is: Not so
ill-advised, after all

n when they swarm
…around ya, liek…
vulture-lucusts, or
locust-vultures…
iz liek they know
…also dominoes
…all they hafta…
do is rotate… 72°
degrees or sumn

jus take it as a compliment
…there's no one willin ta…
comae ta any rescuea Dat
…yer n-During… uncanny

the key ta scar-chasm is…
when ya detect yer goin…
justa lil overa line, ya gotta
catch yersefl inna: |As-If"…
only …trubble / …hassle is:
when purple …needya ta be
and/or stay …there emselves

cuz, we're sposedta be-lieve:
our …home / native species
is this …far gone / insane…

…that ya'd rather go…
back in …fun …time…
a bagazillion zerl-gons
where ya comae frum?
n wake up under a tree

nah, i'd rather stay
here wit You's nips
but azza strawman
fallacy right there…
ya should gimme…
cred / flex …enuf…
after any alla dis ta
stand up n demand
ta see wut yer plans
or, Admit: it requires
…both my ignorance
n non-fun-compliance
…n we all Know: no…
positive possibilities…
exist after sum points?
yer gonna hafta lettem
invent Lie Detectors…
n then time machines

…n then they
"expect" ya…
ta be kooky…
so, that's… wut
…they get, but:
then they …say
iz you, havina…
hemmed-in tude
n iz all on you…

wut criterae… 're
you …basin any
self whirth on?
long as ya own
rights n controls

gettin usedta nah
bein able ta even
dis-appoint ya's?

n now ya jus won' letta
topic comae uppa gain
…jus say i'm mistaken
…wasted all my time, n
ya say is okay, cuz… ya
…paid me in …patience?
so bought me faith cheap…
ta desecrate it innat fashion
burn through it carelessly ta
demonstrate pre-designate
disregard-appropriate-only
n luuk how embarrassed?

puter, setup a simple circuit, so:
the only possible micro positive
chancea a piecea peace ya get
is …tinkin i'm outta getcha's n…
get backta mne quick a sya can

ya canna havva culture
or any thingy about ya
…specially if iz nice…

it's entitlement anymore
expecting any thingy ta
go okay enuf ta survive

…independence, a tough customer?
learn ta compete with nothingness?

yer opening experiment
…we're mnad at ya for
no real guudy readon

n then those're un popular,
n then that'll be discredited

"n the sun shone silently" n
"don ask me, aska gawds"?

1375
…
1376

so, their outer-net is
still usin a same ol
…play / plot / ploy
all …posin as an…
incompetent noobie
n so they'll assume
sum orther posish?
…so, where do we
hafta park …next?

cuz when we luuk at each orther
we see …alla orther purple who
we ever faded munna …and/or
…ever faded munna us, so…
traditional re-sponse stands
…throw us under buses…
toss buses on toppa us?
jus initial atta bottom…
re-turn when ya can?

if we gave ya's:
a chance, ya'd
…only do dis
wittit, again?

n then we shape
the mis-shapen
by altering em
ever further…

we're leery n wary
n weary of you…
tryna misbehave
…any fun further

ya need me ta sign sumn
sez iz okay for you ta be
sumn ya never hearda
so we can continue?

cuzza lista charges
wouldn endurea
expression of
our surprise

we're sorry is
so embarrasin
ya hafta distract
frumma obvious?

n we're obligated ta be
merciless / un-merciful
ta those victimizing the
helpless n vulnerable?

they're sayin thety're
proud ta fake munna
…someone so early?
don even hafta wait?

…i must be…
dat cuul a fuul
…or else wut

one day, you'll
digit us, enuf…
ta not even lie

or even feel ya hafta
n even That's okay?

…wuddya doin on my
sidea the playground?
ya got wut ya wanted
…yer halfa and/or…
alla any 99 yards…
n tag Responsibility
on me …so, ya don
hafta …whirry n say
those… tables flip…
more my way, really
…n i'll believe i'm…
help-less n there's…
nuttin i can fun …do

i wish i knew how ta
not be unacceptable
…all i got so far is…
rotting on this bench
n until further notice
…but we all know
wut that means
…right, that…
we're …never
gonna admit it…
cuz we don hafta…
n then they'll put that
label / …sighn, on us…
sighn switchers society /
label flippers association?

n say we're: never admittin sumn,
n there's …alotta that goin around,
n then jus… yeah luuk attus droolin
sum commercial, while we're nappin
n they pulla lil lever, n nutn even nods
n a trap-door opens, behind us… odds
favora house, or they'd… focus …their
advertisement budget …innat direction

i don mean ta
seem grumpy

izzit funny how
…worng i am?

de-signed ta hold:
more air or water?

jus believe everythingy we say…
should even hafta be told …that

cuz, iz revenge o…
the whird or birds?

curses v cures… so iz justa S
…the ultima fun squiggly line

gettin us usedta…
D-sidin our fate…

…if …rock n roll …became…
no longer about self-defense
…somehow …percolatred…
gradually to offensive only…

we still maintain
…we were inna
fine enuf mood
…when we got
up his mornin?

don matter now
…nuttin fun duz
nuttin fuzz dun
…or will even
…ever again

confidence in our
own competance
…fueled by tests
…frum comet-Y

're they tryna
wiar us down
by makin our
lavis harder?

we're sposedta
…be …mnad?
or else wut…

or else…
just: wow,
if it's not?

i must admit i
am ashamed
…i'll never be
as happy, or…
comfortable…
dunno how ta
hide it pro-per

science for munny iz:
you …must be free…
to believe in yerself…
including opportunities
to conduct experiments
n prove yer hypotheses;

Now is that so
we'll all be the
exact incorrect
…amount of…
disappointed…
all atta same…
time, one day
…as in / as if
all along, this
whole time…
if as n if so…
n then …our
chakrae: all
…harmonic
re-sonance

Have you ever felt
so obligated to be
mad at yourself…
just for a silly idea
naturally occurring
to yer blankin eyes
even dutifully starin
off, inna distance…
at nothin as… only
appropriate… oh…

Look, everything’s
obviously my fault
for one thingy, I’m
capable of …fallin
for …even that…
now, get back ta
whirk n fulfill the
original boases'
initial premise…

that used car salesman n hypno-tists
should be the only Union privi-ledges
as a first rule n the best thingy that’s
…ever …reelee hah-penned ta us…

Do you feel the need to get yelled at
…for …expecting to get… yelled at?
…ok, if not …call 1-800-wait-now…

Well, I dunno…
If we have any
Ethical higher
Standards…

If I’m able ta
getcha sum…
It’ll be extra…

why don we… wait for ya's
over at that …nice, sunny,
orther-wise inconspicuous
…pizzae / mochae …cafe

cuz, we're virtual objects n
we'd …melt inna radiation
emanating offa timespace
…yer sposedta be smart?

if we don go through a motions
purple won' …stand under us
…or even …reelee be able ta
…i mean, who're we kiddin…

So, you getta be mnad n I don,
or Getta know why either way…

And in the "let the record show
no response" category TM…
a galactic records subset…
the nominees …fun are…
Space Pirates, for their…
timed / timely release of
initial original vinyl 33s:
Completely Utter Silent…
Complete Utter Silence…
Utter Complete Silence…
n Silence Utter Complete
which …mebbe no one's:
reelee …tolly finished yet?
not reelee possible ta tay'll
…which …wunna these…
Epics o blank moments…
fresh new classic genre?
wait now we'll hafta wait
…there's a tribute band…
tryna start up their carreer
frumma front rows / pits o
…oh, n there's a nuther…
tribute band n… a nuther
…there's a whole… epic
outbreak o silent tribute
genre bands breakin…
into doin their own thin
reelee sooper rebelious
o traditions o music itself
fundamental foundations
o sonic tones n …time…
alla …twisted astray, n
…wound under em…
there's no mercy…
the tall geniuses?
o wut we usedta
say we think we
knewa: as music…
in our naive / native
before-time tudes…
n that's wut we'll callit
or wut we'll hafta callit
unless …sum buddy's
got …any thingy better
…before-time tudes TM
before the …time …n…
patience o utter silence
…rendered …all orther
…alleged music moot

"So, yeah …if we could jus get ya all…
ta blame… yourselves for every thingy
…but …mysteriously / coincidentally…
have no explanation or understanding
…that'd be …sooooo sooper dooper"
-- Red Stapler, famous last whirds…
frum Then, we moved on, aimlessly
inta the tireless civilization n society
we have today …n arguably, were
it not for him… or them… no one:
knows How… many Red Staplers
there were… originally / initially…
n archaeological evidence mounts,
anthropological evidence astounds
n geological evidence con-founds?
…here's …wunna the "leavings" o:
a legendary …alleged red stapler?
see how the neat, almost right angles
're so perfectly rounded as ta arounse
suspicion of sum higher purpose, liek
…wuz there sum …real readon, either
…metaphysical, or… astrological, say
that could explain the… emergence o
…this levela mind-fuzzery, n so early

mebbe / perhaps they hadn't yet
developed the levela …patience
…we're all: so comfy wit, today

…ya hafta remember …there were…
fewer purple, n so: often …way less…
ta be distracted by, but …lucky thingy
we don hafta whirry about that today

'ere's a nice buncha pictures n music
ran-dumly generated… by yer wishes
ta hayalp ya digest mental rough-age
…so seemingly so necessarry, today

Commercials… TM… the…
24/7 Commercial Channel?
is coming to your face now
…listen to musical jingles…
daz wut music is, anymore?
only thingy ever anyways, n
we're provin it, jus right now

…i gotta text …n it…
could be a con, but…
context con text con?
TM… iz in texas, dis:
time… if ya take a…
con n puttit inna text
but, iz sole pur-pose
funct-ion is justa take
…sumn outta context
there is no further con
…ya been… so duped
n so again …n by that
then yeah… izza new
sub genre / craze etc.
…so there'l be alotta
momentsa silence…

so, the only way /
manner / fash-ion
this makes sense:
is if Azzip's Pizzae
Place TM merges:
witta mochae spa
/ place, next door

so, a little about the building…
basically, only one on the block
…n it's …amazing-ish-esque?
we din know we qualify for…
ethnic neighborhood status?
but… every owner here izza
authentic space-time alien…
so on the main floor, we got
…both placesa busy-mess?

dazza ground floor;
pizzae on one side,
n yer basic mochae
shop onna orther…

Azzip owns the pizzae place
or the busy-mess… he rents
"the space" frumma owner o
the whole building… which…
jus so hah-pens ta be a boid

n we're nah sayin iz frum Venus
or related ta wunna the ancients
…but, we're nah sayin 'e's nah…
anyways, 'e getsta have wut ever
kinda attitude 'e wants either way

da boid's name is Woid;
wuddya whirried about?

so the only …real …expert…
pizza chef onna premiesis…
'is job is …justa majkea's…
instand …fun mochaes…

Doo-oode…
was recently
…between?
…domiciles

…n …there's…
purple out there
…tryna …make…
Dat schtick whirk

…ya wanna get political…
or… Tryn tella story right?
gotta pick only wunna em

basically, jus man the microwave
try notta seem overly suspicious
lends a bitta street cred ta flex?

so… in shambles Pinkie
(not-so recently of / frum
Pinkie n the Stinkies, aka
…Stinkie n the… Pinkies?
they hadda few hit singles)

Pinkie's alla whirried…
but: tries notta show it
…every dealio thingy
there is fun anyways
(shows inniz music)

n You knowa Type…
constantly whirried, it
must be a whole ash
only explanation, so
…now, You think…
mebbe so …too…

n there's the boasses, inna corner…
settin there liek they can / iz okay ta
…biggiest dinig room public area…
even ya stereo-tyipically ever seen
…standard generic mochae house
tonsa brand new tables n chairs…
no buddy ever …sat innem, really

…there's a stangwe inna corner…
waitin for an open mic ta break out
/ tonsa equipment half outta boxes
lights ain even been plugged in yet

but curiously draews any eye
nah capablea resistin adrift…
which is where Pinkie's lookin
whole time 'e sezza followin…

Boasses, ya gotta comae check dis schtick:
there's a linea potential customers out there

n now wuddya thinka
…purple liek …dat…
or …think ya… hafta
…are we alla same?
common …city-zens
/ inna same fun city?

the …efforts o dis… broad
…castina …so widea net…
'll nah go …un-noticed, yo?

so, there's …cardboard cuttouts…
here n there… in case they wanna
…figger out …how ta …advertise…
(cheaper n payin sum buddy sumn
justa …stand there n pretend ta be
all friendly n solutions ta problems)

so the boasses use …summa em
ta prop open a doors …n suggest
"ay, if yer tireda / dun wit… standin
alla inna line for schtickity …why…
doncha set down …n havva relax…
in here, dis big place… alla friendly

so purple do, n they're:
eatin their pizzae inna…
cough-e / mochae house
…biggest friendlies ruum
anya em seen inna while

as in…
as if…
is ok ta
…so…
so: if as

so …we feel obligated ta believe
orther thingies orthers of us say?
after all, we're alla same species
or: nunna us, so it still don matter

1376
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1377

…cuz: misfortune of
orthers typea humor
izza only thingy they
got left ta go on wit?

feigning insult is liek:
feigning …affection?
…thumbs on scales
/ fudging numbers?

every smile izza lie, even jus if as
…a lie of omission = bad science
/ silence siding with oppression?
n they still hafta tolly lean inta it

suffer more
in silence…
as selfish as
ya wanna be

if yer feelin
a lil weird?
yer: prolly
more-null

um… yeah… canya jus
passively aggressively
frustrate em ta dieth?
n giggle a lil bit too?

n …as in /
as if, if as
…iz: tolly
okay to?

it's so worng, it's funny
(or would be, were we
allowed to find humor
…in thingies liek dat)

…cuz… yer …not that …dumn?
if ya were, ya'd… easily admit it
cuz …that's (for one thingy) the
easiest thingy to …know about
n …easiest thingy …ta fun fix?

jus quit doin the exasperatingly
/ obviously …worng fun thingy
liek assumin i couldn possibly
stand under …wuz important
(but still hafta go along wittit)

mebbe …they're only …mnad, cuz
…the thingy they were bettin on…
not carin, turns out not guudy nuff
…apathy n their ignorance of it…
provin to be …jus as advertised
(goes ta relevance: sumn else;
faces ain whirth savin mebbe)

so if …the… only answer /
solution… / any remedy…
is justa …violate me own…
parameters n biuondaries…
iz okay if …i'm a one doin it?

wut if i prove… ya did that …n justa…
inconvenience me, n drive me crazy…
n even if that were a only motivation…
do i hafta go ta a ref ta make ya quit?

ok, but …how do we jus
…trick ya …inta …fallin
…for schtick …easier?

how they getcha trick ya inta
sayin no ta wut ya reelee wan
…or even need… n even them

we get …usedta…
expectina …hafta…
prep for compromise

if "survival o the fittest"
reelee werea best way
ta go about thingies…

're ya bein …sarcastic?
dya …tink i needta be:
taughta fun …lessn?

're ya bein narcissistic,
jus: luukin out for yer
own best interests?

if it don glorify either…
heroic or helpless-ness
…wut boass izzit of any
use to / guudy nuff for?

iffa only cuul-kids clubs
there were even left any
were only ever gonna be
jus …possibly about even
jus… doin nuttin, but bein:
lefta lone; so a fun lone, iz
whirth allat trubble / hassle
(so: makem fun whirk for it)

…ya got …trickied inta arguing?
schtickin… up for yerself, again?

dya tink O'Bahaha hazza tattoo?
n if not, izzit sayin iz bettern us?
cuz dazza classic omission-ism
we hafta respect moren reality?

how bout jus…
ya canna have
wut ya want…
no matter wut
even if ya do
every thingy
we tellya to

n never mind
wut ya need,
or liek, or…
even wub…
yer concerns
're wuz invalid
(so: so are you)

…n ya …better fall for it, cuz…
again, as we keep havina say:
iz Our con-cerns which matter
…only thingy even …possible

cuz …when ya havvs …infina
…possible subscribers, yer…
priorities're …auto altered…

they're …sayin the…
typea… reassurance
yer …sayin ya need:
iz …unreadonable…
ta even …talka bout
…n their …counter
offer is: iz patently
unreadonable, ta:
even talka bout…
even …any typea
reassurance yer…
even… capablea…
bein led ta believe
yer sayin ya need…
…only …also… ok:
and… additionally…
any thingy else ya…
would never de-tect?
hasta alreddy be free
…n as a dealbreaker

n thingies about ya's
yer so prouda listin?
or jus bein able ta…
serve more for them
takin advantagea ya
than haylpin ya even
…just as advertised?

so, the …fidderence between…
purple / organics n AI robots is:
every buddy / thingy ya run inta
either wantsta have "relat-ions"
wit ya… or is yer com-petit-ion
…n me… every purple / thingy
i getta see… either …wants…
/ needs ta tolly de-story me…
or wants nuttin ta do wit me
needs me ta go away …n'll
tay'll me any story ta make
it hah-pen… even if iz jus:
draining siphoning energy
…get me ta figger it out…
n go away, all on me own
…see, so …there …is no…
pur-pose for me: orthen dat
…prove yer entertainment's
far superior ta even my own
jus by: nah havina Do nuttin
n the …thrilla existence jus…
washes over ya n nurtures ya
cuz dazza sorta thingy nature
itself …favors …universally…
pathsa lesser fun resistance?
so …we know you'll go there;
don even hafta ask ya nicely

…how izzit
we deserve
…a straight
answer…?

in order for it…
to be cool for…
them to not care
there… Hasta be:
no problem and/or
trubble / hassle, so:
it Hasta …not matter…
which means yer rights
(n if only by default, so)
're not bein infringed, n
ya been tolly informed
well enuf… sign here:
…n take it or leave it
/ nuttin ta… fun lose

cuz then iz liek… nunna
our ideaes… or sumn…
occupy a same universe
…so yer sayin i'm worng
cuz i got no discernment
not …fun …entitled to it…
yer sayin: jus… yer right…
n my opinion don matter…
so if i wanna behave, enuf
i needta not know about it
n hopefully not care, cuz
obviously not settin well

wut reality wouldja
acknowledge the
…possibilitya?

iz …as if yer…
ego is… even…
entirely based on
jus tryin hardy nuff
ta nah have one…
which is so "if as"

how are… anya
those thingies…
wut …ever yer…
sayin they are…?

insteada bein
…relegated ta
…nurturing our
own downfall…
why don we jus
make sum buds
…else do that…
ta …emselves…
so we can watch,
n feel better about
our own fun plight?
that's better, right?

wut if… their job is…
justa: stress us out…
make us all hopeless
n hapless n helpless:
even justa make us
stand up n demand
think iz our ideae n
go… run up ta the
whirled / universe?
n …flip the switrch /
pulla lever, ourselves…
as if that'll have any effect…
orthern sum whirse disaster,
they can say is alla our fault…
n then, every thingy else there
ever wuz, before during n after
…wut, we never hearda that?

so then, there will be no negotiation, then
we're …unprepared for this contingency?
…nada llowed… ta be able ta …expect…
our opponent inna …reddy, willin, n able:
ta behave as …thoroughly as …they say
wut ever their definition o that… Really is

…haha, you think iz okay ta be liek dat…
see, i turned the tables on ya… jus there
cuz… i think iz reelee okay ta be liek this
where i jus point n laugh at ya… liek dis…
completely oppositea wut ya had planned
…but …i'm the one sayin… This's okay…

…the …main thingy is…
they don: seemta think…
they're even able ta think
we're readonable enough
canna gettem ta condiser

so instead we hafta do every thingy else…
liek we're disproving a piece-wise function
cuz witta bagazillion thoughts per second
so notta fun whirry, got plentya resources
n who thinks it's ok ta be / think liek that?

wut …schtickin up for yerself… dya
think they'll allow… or encourage?

…iz …liek they're sayin…
wit smiles unimpeachable
there's… nuttin we can do
we're …at they're mercy…
whilst …danglin feathers n
jigglin keys in our fun faces:
we know we wanna breathe
/ there's no avoidin givin in?
there's …nuttin we can do…
so havvus liek pocket candy,
n that's the part …they digit?
n then their teeth fall out… n
they spit us out onna ground
n crush us inta candied dust?
n then jus spread it alla round
n mix it all up, grind it wit feet
n gettit inta the soil, so no one
can tella fidderence ta separate
make it better / undo-able again
…should only take em a coupla
frustratin seconds and/or thirds
n mebbe moren they're usedta
…deviating offa chosen path…
n jus for …not livin up ta their…
wut, readon-able expectat-ions?
makin em so disappointed, they
were unprepared for that uncuul
slight possibility o contingency n
as much as …we were gettin jus
requisitioned… ta satisfy em …n:
now every thingy's an emergency?
…wut if thingies din go their way…
wut would they do ta give in right?
ta submit that guess of an action?
wut …negotiation witta universe /
any alleged environment are they
prepared ta entertain is possible:
enuf ta be so prepared enuf that
there reelee is …nuttin ta whirry

n then, yer cryin… n all
ya can …thinka bout is:
ya lettem down, iz wut
must be allit iz, again

n then yer cryin,
n strugglin …alla
perplexed… tryna
jus …wrestle yer…
medicine frummem
n …not even noticin
…too …distracted…
they're gigglin inside
…they're enjoyin it…
so much, they forgot
ta hide it that …jus…
they're gigglin inside

not always inside…
not always …no…

n when they realize they misjudged you
…well, they're …never gonna tell you…

n they don even notice that?
got so usedta that they think
izza okay thingy cuz they're
doin it iz wut makes it okay

n then, yer sposedta take
Legend as a compliment

so, the crazy purple that lie
…every thingy they say, jus
keep doublin, n triplin down
…cuz they know there's no:
collecting that ante pot ever

so, there's no upside
ta admitting ya lied?

wut if we did every
…thingy they say?
jus… except ta be
jus… as happy as
they seemta think
we'd …needta be
ta go along wittit?
we can't fake that;
it wouldn be rudea
Us ta obey havina
Accept that Fact…
n then… when we
run outta smokes:
passive resisance
'll getta lil check in
iz reciprocal box…
as appropriate as?
havina obey sum…
distant abstract-ion

Science Papers Dis Week…
so, alla these situsationisms
between diofferent poiple're
jus vibes wound up excactly
liek electronic components?

yer not reassurin me… That…
yer not …messin wit me… so…

so the thingy about anti-time is…
that's wut …time-space …is for…
manipulating it, n movin it around
so that the anti-time forms circuits
that process a giant AI mind-brain
but if ya stand under …fractals…
there's …extra …dimensions…

wuddya, mean And nmad
…jus cuz ya getta be?
that's not fair, either

…ok, so: wunna
the thingies TM…
that still remains…
a most mis-identified is
ok, image-inna buncha
rows n rowsa chairs…
fulla / onna buncha…
fuut-buulk fields TM?
rows n rowsa Them,
only …summa em…
're: turned abit aside;
n mebbe innocuous?
but, creates a pattern
n whether ya notice it
…or not n …sum don
wantcha ta… even be
able ta thinka bout it?
acts liek a circuit, frum
sum where… between:
line-o-site light paths, ta
close enuf line o sounds
that would be useful for
orther schtickity, if only
we knew we …were
…allowed ta… luuk…
reddy, willin, n able?
cuzzit could… seem
liek orther thingies…
collectively …and/or
individually …so…
if …clearly the only
pro-blem trace-able
is our inability ta be
talked outta bein so
suceptible ta bein
talked inta stuff

…sorry, not…
always noticin…
every thingy that
mattreres ta you

iz okay, dis ain a
scariest place …i
ever been, either

n now, i'll never
win yer respect
…cuz, i have…
common sense

how izzit Urth
don mean jus
haha psych in
…every orther
alien language

…n 'e …goes onta explain…
whilst intermittently exclaimin:
…ran-dumn syllables outta…
context, liek cylander-cones?
…how Doo-oode …got so…
nervous about it, 'e …went ta
…check n …make …sure ya
couldn see anya 'is stuff, frum
even across the street, justa
…shoppion cart fulla …stuff…
inconspicuously wavin/waftin
…inna breeze, onna …roof…

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so, if i respect your boundary
that you getta havva smokey
n wit-inna readonable limit…
moren my own boundary that
i getta havva smokey, meself
…that's you stealin frum me?

and: if i respect your boundary
that you don hafta be remotely
responsible (set your own limit)
then you can Say you can say:
any thingy …n still get yer way
…how is: That… Fair, ta me?

you reject cases …even
that make themselves…
yer impervious to Facts,
Math… wit …criticism…
n then ya say ya liek me
n think i'm a cuul purple

so that's you takin advantage
of a vulnerable fellow purple…

…n that's you bein in favor of it
even though ya tolly know allat

…n that's you preventin
discovery sessions any

jus how yer not acknowledgin
jus… any obvious-itty, even…
sez ta me… ya don intend ta

…cuz then
it's always
been a lie

i'm sorry
i get so
upset?

which, okay …we forgotta ever say
the 2nd floor o dis alleged buildin…
is for apartments o every alla staff?

So… Pinkie n Bri…
're …fun roomies…

they agree on every
thingy …even on tv

they are more…
well informed on
whirled politics…
thana purple who
sposedly caused
wut news cycles
seemta spin n in
sum predict-able
manner / fashion
…so, if yer right:
they'll tolly agree
even really smile
(plots so thicken)

so Pinkie's the maintenance staff
duz dishes, bathrooms, n trashes

Bri's the bro-brah / real
brains o the operations

n he n Azzip have
exactly equal IQs

…but: fidderent perspectives
on how… EQ's should be set

n sum times, they
…tryn fun prove it

nah Jus by …stayin up late
…n jammin n bashin, but…

so, if ya wanna be paid…
ya gotta tryn …prove it…

…makea sellin feature of it…
outfit's gotta …convey sumn

…say ya can …tolly…
protect n …provide…

all they gotta …do is jus
slip inna …back witcha's
once inna while, no big…
enda Dude-union meetin

right, so… plentya readons why
there …might be a line arounda
both busy-messes n residences

Azzip's kids 're enrolled in / at university
but jus use the address for mailing uses
(who knows: where they are right now?)

so …a lil catch-up, if
ya… musta heard…
(con-dim-ents joke)
…the only way that:
made any sensae…
wuz ta tear outta fun
wall between em, n:
tryn havva justa one
single con-solidated

small busy-mess mergers never whirk
but we haven' gotta nuff data onnat yet
so it'd be irresponsible ta project early?
(we're sposedta tryn getcha ta fall for it)

busy-mess between em
the buncha increasingly
questionable characters
…not …every fun buddy
runnin… for dog catcher
…wants ta be …reddy…
willin, n able ta fun vote?

Yer right, that …would
be …very ridiculous…
n so would any buddy
…fallin for that …so…

Bossin purple around n
Ignoring laws o chaos…
Izza baad com-bin-at-ion
Unless ya… Needta grind
Us wit those gears for Sum
unknowable alleged readon

Maybe no harm'll comae ta ya's
So ya can afford so disrespectful
But then that’s …all yer economy
Can ever possibly be about… oh

…so, when …they …literally…
chew each orther’s heads off…
n spit it back out n feed it to em,
that’s not jus… parta the culture
…Iz essential for the ecosystem

alright, i'll …act as if i …tolly believe
ya …again …this time, again, but…
if it turns out ya suckered me again
we're gonna hafta quit bein friends

that’s jus… how ya …pay off the
boass, so it looksa orther way…
it Wants us upta no guudy, so…
no buddy Else gets any ideas?
which …evidently Whirks, cuz:
who's even ever hearda Dat?

Stop Beina
…nervous…
fun… Wreck…
gonna needa…
rickety tow truck…
n a buncha clowns
ta infina file outta it;
whole time alla long
…inna fun minna…
if yer not careful…
spinnin fun dishes
makin fun balloon
animal creatures
makin em make
squeaky noizes
…hookin it up
worng so the
Wreck is wut
needsta tow
…n …then…
undo-hookin
it all… but…
the drive off
…insteada…
doin it …fun
…up …right
…cuz, yera
nervous fun
…Wreck…?
those're the
vibes yer…
tunin inta…

sorry, I’m Tryna
get …voted offa
…plannit, I think

…lower classifications
appreciate ya for more
wut ya prove ya can do
…middle classifications
wut ya manage ta say…
n higher classifications?
for wut ya reelee think…

check the …time-
code on that file…
this is the first time
that thought's even
been in me hed any

so, the spiritsa
Oith n Mm'ours
n as they were
back inna daze

so, alla
…Mall-
Warts
were
inna
base-
ments

n righta
bout now
yer thinkin
"o wow yo
That's wut
musta hah
-penned…"

…so, wunna the…
moons o Mm'ours
prolly hazza key
ta Reelee start
dis UFO/RV?

…n who we
gonna give
those fun
lines ta?

yer wastin
…precious
material…

…n meanwhile
we're id-ions…

Yer two least fave thingies…
Delay …n …misallocation…
Have been com-bined unto
one… jus called Hard Whirk;
but it whirks out inna long run

They’ll say you do good things
for selfish reasons …like you’re
…only being …that nice to them
because you’re scared sacred…
they’re …going to …what… yell?

…so if …that's the power they'll admit
what all could they …possibly be upta
…n what all's hah-penned… jus so far
…n what all's …currently hah-penning
n what all's hah-penned not even yet?

…if yer …whirried yer …gonna…
disappear down sum …black-hole
…n never be …heard frum again…
jus cuz they …seemta be …leanin:
inta it, or not… veerin away frummit
…or anyway ya canna tell, n there's
nuttin ta clear uppa misconception…
except shaming ya for not trustin em
inna facea bein ghosted inta oblivion
…mebbe yer jus doin it for attention?
n all as if wut else duz there hafta be
…inna …univserse, albeit eventually
…for …any of it to be a nice place n
anya those purple not outta get ya?

n there's this grumbly air inna back
kind usually reserved for contempt
any swarthy character activity etc.?
ya owe em …for barely toleratin ya
…lookit ya's, how ya are: they were
alla warned about purple liek you's
n there ya are, all bein how ya are
nuttin tangible or remotely specific
jus fishin for possible vulnerability
…because no one thinks ya did…
or ever w/c/should, so… we jus…
hafta keep comin up wit …more…
twisted scenarios You'll …believe
…n they all gotta be whirsen Dat!

you ever try to do the right thingy
…n have people go: "um, yeah…
I don wanna know ya, anymore"?

they din wanna know ya inna foist place
…there's no surprise they're capable of
(n prolly not satisfy-able… still checkin)

duzzit …make ya feel relief / successful, ta:
finally zig inna big zinger, right in their zag?

right, yer Prolly nah cuuly nuff ta hang out wittem
even if they reelee Did know wutta realio dealio iz

n prolly nuttin else they even say is even
inna neighborhooda purely true, either…

only use they have for facts is luring ya in
…ta tolly fall for sum kinda tricky schtickity

cuz alla puur dumn liars
n they're still purple, but
…hadda be tricky talked
inta lyin jus: over n over,
until / so they believe it?
so ta drive em all crazy?
…but then… summa the
wretched fell for it, too…
n kinda serves em right?
but, since… That's crazy
talk too, we… jus hafta…
justify it as izza only way
known so far yet… ta US
ta tricky talkem inta: goin
back n correcting alla fun
errors so: mischeviously?
while on camerae n havin
purple spittin spit-wads at
but if That's crazy talk too
…we're gonna need sum:
synonyms for crazy …ta…
keep tracka alla dis chaos

n then, about… half way through,
ya figger ya …may as well finish?

…n… 18-dubble-zero…
whiz-dumn or charisma?
(sarcasm, their pro-duct)

so, "Loot" bein yer
famous last whird
seemsta indicate
…ya value yer…
material objects
/ possess-ions?
…liek yer their
…caretaker?
iz: Yer… Job, ta
…usher em onta…
their next adventure
n wut ever else they
gotta do along a way
…yer …their …chosen…
spiecimen, n izza honor?

…so, ya jus keep askin…
"waz missin, waz missin"
…til ya dunno iz irritatin

yeah see, iz …cuz we're nice purple
…we gotta ask: wutta fuzy fun fuzz
izza …dealio wit …sum schtickity?
…n lucky for us, we're inna place…
where iz nah only cuul, but encouraged
n inna / witta expectation / promise that
sumn'll …be tolly dunna bout it… thusly
hitherto n foremost n so on n so forth…
mebbe …they're …breakin …promises
…justa see if we're still awake…
n then… alla wut we can detect
goin down on: sum clip-boards
…more importantn bein real…
so: normalized / usedta, now
our …only more-null ever…
…is …bein …bored …wit…
all ya ever do is test, as an
…only …moral …option…
(not for nuttin / jus noticin)
would …be a …perfect fit

needta say it perfect…
"every buddy athes me,
n they'll never admit it"?

jus say, or …say it wit me…
"collectively / …individually,
there's …nuttin we can do"

but they do tryn control us
n they are tolly successful
they know how ta make us
…nap …n wut we think n…
how much munney we have
n how ta make those thingies
hah-pen wit-out bein noticable
they jus don ever hafta admit it
jus make us think is our ideae?
n then we whirry we're helpless
n canna quit jus bein imperfect
n then they say, "oh yo, iz okay"
they still appreciate us anyways
as the only real product / service
n put our arms around ourselves
…whether iz appropriate or not…

jus Demonizing
Conscientious /
Consciousness
…n nuttin that
…isn’t that…

n all ya wanna even
…tryna fun do is jus:
Look atta fun Map…
nuttin nice is …true?
n ya never getta hint

i stress out cuz
schtick can't be
fixed wit justa:
flippa a switch
n they seemta
need …me ta…
reelee believe…
that's guudy nuff
which makes me
panic, cuz that's
jus how trapped a
purple's preferred

Jus call every thingy cuz
card countin's so dun, n
If yer magnanimous, ya
Getta setta boundaries

if ya hadda readon ta exist
…orther purple would care
…enuf ta fun motivate ya…
but …we lean on charisma

you can roll alla dice ya wanna
but when the instances pinch us
ya wannem ta walk right up ta ya
n of their own volition tolly decide
deep wit-in emselves …notta fun
harm ya's …even inna slightest…
n in fact …even go so far as ta…
join yer forces n turna round, fire
a magic staffs atta evil boasses?
Dazza pro-per re-allocation o fun

n why every buddy digits charisma
…stat superior ta even whiz-dumn

How is it the
Universe TM
doesn’t mind
I’m still alive…

ya needta find
…sum way ta
…lern how ta
push yerself?

jus givin us nervous breakdowns
is how we can tell their whirds are
whirth way moren ours ta any buddy?

…wut if there were …no…
language barrier …n we…
could explain …how we…
really feel to each orther?

…Inoculated and booby trapped…
You put your space time helmet on

how about just
if you ever see
…one of your…
freckles move…
that's how many
parallelrealities /
dimen-universes
you just been to
…what are your
frames per 3rd
second set at?

well, my feel-ins…
're urth, cuz yer…
misrepresentin…
sum aspecta sum
reality i'm a parta
jus automatically
but when ya…
force me ta…
disregard…
respectin…
meself, by…
disrespectin me
personal safety
…as in / if as…
as: if ya can…
trick me inta it
i deserve ta be
even jus explainin it…
over n fiun over again
…tilla universe tinksa
daz wut vibes i dig?
i'm waitin on hold
as if ya ain hoid
…but …it'll…
getta …laff?

n ya hafta settle for "whirthless loser"
cuz if ya can possibly havva term liek
dat in yer vocabulary …who needs ya

…so, any…
shrine, jus
fulla alla
platonic
solids?
might:
be yer
nipple

1378
…
1379

…n then… ya …realize…
the purple in chargea you
…ain even in favora you,
n liek justa ideaea you…
n you can do all ya wan
wut ever ya wanna do…
as long as iz well wit-in
reacha yer own radius
n they don hafta do it?

…but iz …nah liek they're nah doin nuttin…
they are …sooper busy inna background…
the only thingies allowed ta hah-pen ta you
makin sure… 're thingies ya can do yerself
…n ok yeah… somewhat incorrectly, so…

you'll hafta constantly tryn maintain jus
wut any buddy …else hasta put up wit
but then, even that won't be possible?

not really, not even tryna be
but ya hafta keep attit, cuz
…ya dunno iz impossible
or: yer nada llowed ta…
n dazza only meaning?
inna universe, even…
so: it kinda izza cult…
n yer their fun mascot

yer sposedta sacrifice yerself…
but: authentically, to the theory?
that ya never will… get behind?
but whatever ya wanna do, eh?

it's liek: any makin us tryn prove
that we can or cannot do sumn?
only proves we can't, are unable
so, by definition, havva disability
n how constantly frustrating it is:
to hafta try anyways, regardless
n no one'll accept that ya can't…

…jus keep congradulating ya for failing
reinforcing reward by misery n disdain
so only proves ya canna even do that
n that even failing provides no mercy
…that's why ya keep failing… never:
seemta …get anywhere… that's the
missing piece o yer …peace puzzle

n then, tryna prove we're whirthy,
by accurately honestly avoiding…
wut ever curiously detecting, but:
for sum …perfectly sane readon?

those who say tuff wub…
don even liek even tuff?
…n if ya canna get up
ya don de-serve ta?

they reelee have their hearts
…bet on that whirkin / pannin
out… or …izzit sumn …else?

it's liek they never hearda a smoke
except in iz most worng contexts…
n they won't let ya speak any truth:
expound on anya iz positivie traits,
qualities, attributes, contributions?

unless they can either
ignore or interrupt it…
wut ever ta discredit it
make it have no effect
…n get so usedta that
yer apologizing …for…
inconveniencing Them

but …never successfully
…there is no getting the
thingy ya fun started wit
cuz ya only think ya did

you believed wut they sed…
they're …embarrassed they
…never intended for ya ta…
take it how it literally meant?

…by "Hayalp," they only intend:
ta let ya "save face," if ya can…
That they really Have hearda…
they understand… That thingy

i don't know what
all i hafta …do ta
maintain, enuf: a
pleasant survival

change is needed v we're
alreddy doin all we can…
sez: "wut if iz jus …that?"
wudda we fun do Then?

more …con-cerned wit
…gettin their …way…
than wut any …reality
c/w/should even be?

…you …don mind …bein …mean ta…
sum buddy who tolly deserves it, right?
well, i do… n i don wanna be changed
…con-verted inta… sumn that duz…
see, yer …resisting change… too…
you don wanna be out as: getting /
standing under / understanding…
sum unavoidable reality, so now
yer …outed as a liar, so …allat:
powera positive …thinkin crap?
…mebbe yer …doin it worng;
so: jus …keep …tryin, then?

…yeah, it's not …smarter, really…
it's justa tiny …mechanical device
…organic n in our skulls, wit access
to memories n basic logic funct-ions
…just enough to have …accidentally…
invented / discovered fire and the wheel
…rinse, repeat… like a record needle…
or the magnets that read the tiny bumps
on cassette, 8-track, and reel-to-reel tapes
prolly somethin like how quantum computers
'll sum sunnier day night soon, or now already
make their crucial-ish-esque-ism con-nect-ions
but there's no understandin levels o importance
…we forget …these …are …inanimate objects?
n we're used to exchanging useful in-form-at-ion
…wit …conscious …entities… n even googling…
we'rejust lookin up… what someone else wrote…
so, if we're looking for a better way to do thingies
better guesses on: wut the weather's gonna do?
…sometimes this source of more accurate data:
may seem surprising, a welcome revelation, like
we should lean more on it: we're saved... but it's
still jus 100 monkeys, jus wit magnets; n they all
raise their hands, but the circuit's only completed
…the calculator / electric abacuz… only answers us…
where there's a clear-proven path, o non-infinite resistance?
but, when: black-box / unknowable / indeterminate ambiguity
becomes black-rock / no response… we're on our own again
n eventually think the data in our heads… is reliable enough?

but since all that's needed for random
…disaster n chaos …to fall upon us…
is for …each of us to …hand-in-hand
…vote …unanimously to …ignore it…
indefinitely, n we're still working on it…
so: what would infinity say about that?

what if, unexpectedly, we're only conscious cuz:
we're really from a way more multi-dimensional
plane …than we can currently even imagine, n…
what we think of as an even vivid experience now,
is just more like reading a 2D black-n-white label,
…marking down …readings …n observations…
a mindless / inanimate …automaton could do it
…but, such thingies …cannot exist there, so…

…aaaaah…
brown-nose
the boasses

diz busy-mess
…any boasses
don wanna be
brown-nosed?
're inna worng
busy-mess…

do anya these
boasses seem
lieka type that
could possibly
be inna worng
busy-mess, n
nah notice it?

so …then, they
…do wanna be
brown-nosed?
…wut Of it?

respect-able boass / boasses
de-serves ta be brown-nosed
…no buddy even not-ices it…
that's economic perfect-ion, n
sposedta hah-pen organically
alla praise goes inna pro-per
…place / direction / medium
…universe whirks out well
/ only hafta win jus once?

lern ta give
the universe
the silent fun
treatment TM

so, wut
…now, we…
hafta pretend we don
havva sensea humor
for those who
canna pretend
they don gettit?

any buuk…
for awhile…
witta number
…inna fun title
…so, now: they
All have one… iz
liek a con-spiracy

cuz, iz gonna be
liek won outta
1000 purple
…is gonna
say, mebbe /
possibly, "dude
're you okay?"
any more, as
…opposed ta
/ never mind:
iz de-signed
ta con-fuzz /
make us tink
we're worng /
inept, 'opeless
n so: give it up
nah even tinka
our-selves as…
citizens, havin /
de-servin rights,
purple whirthy o
thought / regard;
n then, fall upon:
each orther …for
gettin any ideaes
(insert …funny…)
n yeah, sure now
(funny …pause?)
so, if those're the
cracks ya end up
…fallin through…
that'll be… wutta
Uni-verse thinks:
iz jus yer thingy
(jus liek reality)
so prolly nuttin
wuddya about
com-plain-in?

purple liek me needta jus…
D-side …on our own even
we don de-serve ta exist
…even inna foist place
whole time / alla long

cuz if ya only hadda
milli-micron-2nd-of
infina awareness
every so often…

ya hafta uppa frequency
ta have sumn ta whirk wit
n prolly alreddy know that?

ay, how dya know the economy's not doin
even way better n yer jus wunna the ones
who's nada llowed ta talk ta each orther…

tryn… ya gotta get up…
pretty early inna morin
…summa these…
later …afternoon
appointments?

n reaction v…
ramification…

in inexplicable v unacceptable… v
unexpectable… we hafta klnow…
duz any buddy reelee even know
how ta spell any these… whirds
correctly enuf before we begin
…makes me cry, jus sayin…

n ya take wut ya can get
n give wut ya can give…

n iz all sposedta whirk out inna end,
izza premise we're sposedta accept
but then if it don whirk out for us, we
say izza lawa averages n humbly beg
for forvieness, for forgiving ourselfes?
…for forvieness, itself…
for ever straying frum that philosophy
for n by admonishing those orthers
wit shame n soclding, for
not gettin witta program alreddy
as in as if if as any specifically
we're admonished ta protect
the sacred understasndinga

so, if ya dunno wut answers they have,
yer Orolly gonna aska worng questions?

…see, you don even know…
jus …basic …rhetorical-ism?

jus: nuttin cuuly nuffa bout ya
n yer nada llowed ta know it?

cuz yer actin liek yer scareda the mob
…only there's UFO/RV's ion-volved…

there's always a prosaic
…explanat-ion available
if ya try …reelee hard, n
squint n lean ta one side

n i tellya if ya luuk back in history
izza …won-sided arguments, we
…hafta havva disagreement wit!

folks, ya gotta listen ta me
…those're the bad guys…
over here… we gotta quit…
lettin em getta way wit stuff?

but yer sayin, "aw, but…"
(for sum readon ya never
get to), don matter… yo…
1st, ya takea meter readin
…see if ya can …check n…
make sure they're bad guys

n if they run outta there,
y'know yer upta sumn…
cuz… They know ya are…
so, ya may as well roll over;
cuzza bad guy bot is alreddy
onniz way over… ta pick up
…sumn …or …sum buddy…
n dressin up as a super-visor
1st day weekend night job…
they hearda dat one before

n in …stoop-ed, we lern…
well, the …halfa bus we…
Thought we hadda have?
needa lower half instead
same size room, though

n so, we tend ta
usually only get
tricky talked inta
schitickity we don
expect ta hah-pen

yeah-ok-
well-ok-
g'bye?

…yeah-ok-well-ok-g'bye"?…
so …i'm the only one that…
every buddy thinks is scary
or …dunno that's a thingy
n also only one not scary
…that's an ego problem
so nunna yer business?
…am i …sposedta be…
mnad? …n then when…
do problems get solved?

so you can jus play dumn
n say dis's readonable…
even dat exact …thingy?

iz funny, cuzza …bot…
who never hazza… soul;
or had, did, or …ever will
(so, we're jus …bits, or…
bytes, to …iz perspective)
or any …buddy even else:
hasta …be the one …who
hasta …laff at Itself… And
…dun getta know it… And
always hasta change, but:
don getta know …how, un-
less iz sumn it… canna do
n then, canna …explain…

cuz: that seems liek an injustice so categorically
we canna suspect anya who's ta blame, even if
jus by sheer incompetance n ignnorance, cuz…
that's bein forgiven occluded for orther readons
so any thingy else ya can getta way wit… hasta
be alreddy justified, expense wise… even then?

cuz …whenever
…there's… a…
mis- …under-
…standing, n
on either end
it's my fault?
only i hafta
change…

but if it were… a proper place for me
that sorta… thingy couldn hah-pen…
me jus …wanting to …not cause this
…tryin …hardy nuff …ta getta long…
should be enough to …automatically
merit explanation, given instructions
n if i canna seemta do that correctly
i'm told instead ta wait, impatiently
they're fully prepared to do nuttin
only problem is i'm a complainer
…n since i been worng about…
every thingy else so far, so far?
that mishap included especially
i'm more discredited, to meself
…n so then …anyone schtickin
up for me is… auto disqualified
…or: so seems the vibe, totally
(wut else am i sposedta think?
there's aliens huntin empathy)

…yer justa
nice purple
n dun getta
understand

the dealio thingy about
gravity neutral zones…
is the best / old-school
…method to determine
yer posish …relative ta
center, so ya can know
exactly …how much ta
…thrust, yerself… is ta
watchow orther objects
're movin …n thrustin…
n then relative ta all wut

if it were jus…
the bot dun…
hafta change
insteada the
suctomer /
specimen
is always
hasta be
right, ok?

1379
…
1380

ok how bout
i don gotta
righta say
"ok dude
c'mon…
y'know"
so i hafta assume that izza case
…so wut izza …universe …liek
that would hafta make sense?
…i'm …conscientious …enuf
…ta runnit by ya in advance
just in case i mess up again
…n don getta gist correctly
wut i'm sposedta assume
…cuz wit-out mentionin
…goes wit-oput sayin
…auto-inappropriate
…when iz anya me
but y'know dat too
so y'know c'mon 

if you don hafta
…do wut i do…
n every fun day,
you …dunno my
sufferin even, so
…intention, as a
…multiplier, but…
yer alienating me?
(liek, wit …aliens?)
invalidating me via:
experience / history…
so, personal reality, ok
/ my whirda gainst yers
n automatons canna be
…fun …readoned …wit?
canna-do brand canned
attitude, yo… i remeber
…beena round since…
Naivete brand bottled
fun watyer? …okay?
…we… Fell for it…
we sed "no way…"
cuz …daz wut they
…told us ta fun say…
wzza dress rehearsal
"…couldn …possibly
…fun be …any tingy
(dat'd be too weird)"
n dazza quiet part
(sum: push away)
we were scareda
(so sacredly, too)
sayin outloud …n
witta straight face
…n every thingy?
n now we dunno
we dun-even-no
n even …that's…
sposedta be ok?

…see, we tink we've proven…
that not only time has stopped
…but there's an-orther coupla
UFO/RV's in dis when wit us?

here, i will prove
i havva… guudy
readon… ta be
deep-pressed

well, ya wouldn
digit me… but…
yer nada llowed
ta tinka bout it?

i wear me …nice
coat to the 11-99
(or negative-88?)
…mebbe is jus…
only odd thingies
're… allowed ta
hah-pen ta me
…so we don
expcet em

ok, repeat after me
…don whirry, dis's
jus fora funna it…

…not if it sux… v…
not if no buddy cares
n greatest hits or live

cuz "you all have each orther,
n i'll never even have meself"
inna justa bout: new science
serious enough, ta publish?

justa evident / apparent discomfort
of the alleged pained expression…
i'm sposedta be …unable ta detect
but somehow …unavoidably have
…n perhaps, due ta negligence…
or sum orther inequity somewhere
a mis-expectation, possibly prolly?
sez / screams / speaks in volumes

n wut kinda poison
're we …toastin ta…
posin… inna mirror?

you've alreddy passed a pointa no return…
where yer never gonna tell me: all where n
wut n how n why, ya dun wut ever ya dun?
yer jus gonna: thought n pray i don find out

…or iz whirth it ta ya …i keep tryna …guess?
keep havin assume… yer as guudy as ya say
…cuz it'd be that rudea me ta condisere any
scenario where that's unavoidably required

…so, if… you don…
havva problem wittit
…i'm nah sposedta…
n i better get that hint
…cuz that's wut You'd
havva fun problem wit
especially me findin out
wut yer sayin inna trve…
that problems get solved

…ever …inna …universe …even any…
you jus say i'm not allergic ta any thingy
…that's too much hassle for ya alreddy
cuz it ain true / ain possible ta prove…
so, gettin rushed ta ER's is more-null
/ nuttin ta see …anywhere even any

any thingy that takes moren an instant…
hasta take as long as possible instead…
so that it getsta be my fault, any alla dat
so that any misunderstandin getsa pass
that then we can say: well, i din protest?
n pretend to further misunderstand me…

til i'm so usedta the whole whirled bein that
i don even mind or notice bein that meself
enciouraging orethers ta lean further inta
so misunderstanding even reality itself…
jus blatantly using lies to bully yer friend
…cuz, that's wut yer reelee demonizing:
friendship n kindness itself, mebbe cuz
ya been told ya violated that too far, so
got nuttin ta lose, might as well join evil
dub'll / trip'll down on Dat side's needs?
which izza lil embarrassing, but we're…
runnin outta …simpler possibilities, yo?
it's okay ta change yer mind, do better?
n who would punish you, for even that?

heere, hippies, hippies, hippies:
card-board cut-outs… hear ye?
so: we know ya been listenin…
carefully n wit guudy intentions
…but we needya ta …fall for…
these alleged misconceptions
…so, yer …not entitled …ta…
certain information, turns out
…or even that we know that
or any thingy else about em
so when ya suffer n surprise
we will pretend to be shocked
…cuz it hasta …not be our fault…
but still that there's nuttin we can do
in order ta keep those balls rolling?
so that you can …possibly detect
…there's …a better way ta go…
or less disasterous thingy ta do?
…yer nada llowed ta be able to:
understand it or figger it out any
cuz it's the only important thingy
there is …in any conversation…
preventing relevant information,
ortherwise why even sit upright?
now wuz so hard ta understand?
yer an automoton; tryn act liek it

cuz, "talk ta the hand:" is unfair!
so, we all say: albeit eventually,
"ok, we don wanna be …unfair"
…so, we give ya the benefit of the doubt TM
which, yer jus milkin us for the inconvenience
…it isn't even about the thingy, wut-ever it is
(that's …really all it's about for ya whenever)
yer doin it solely n purely justa stress us out
…because you can… that's the element…
of advantage …over us… yer leveraging?
…n for me it's… always only about that…
you'd rather …pretend confusion is jus…
unavoidable, get witta program alreddy…
so …only cool response ista jus ignore it
…which …coincidentally …is required…
for any disaster ta realize a full fruition?
ok, but …is the only thingy that hah-pens:
when ever we wanna tryn avoid disasters…
we're nada llowed no matter wut, even check
…n then they hah-pen… n then ya blame us…
so, we become ever even more conscientious…
which that's the only real problem ya have wit us
n alla dis seems so instantly too silly as soon as
the scary unreadonable one we're sayin is okay
starts ta be even scarier cuz they tolly getta be
…n then we hafta drop alla our orther previous
concerns, problems whirth tryna nip inna bud?
which then ya say we'd be better prepared for
if only we woulda assessed priorities properly?
so why don i remove myself frumma equation?
…n right, who would have any problem with that
unless there's a realer dealio-breaker somewhere
how is it we're not demanding chaos n confusion?
i cannot discern this situation from jus categorically
refusing to clear uppa misconception, even this bad
…becasue then you'll say i'm silly ta be concerned?
n that's jus where we're goin, with orther situations?
as if… it would be rudea me ta criticize a chef's skill
before i've even tasted the artistic presentation yet?
n ya don hafta put up wit: my ideaes, even on that?
so there's the line o dichotomy, thoroughly mapped
is there a path outta dis fractal maze, so amazing?
cuz if there isn't, then i shouldn even fun be here?
n that's a controversial point so whirth occluding?
justa possibility o sumn so scandalous: is whirth
any amounta trubble / hassle: coverin up foist?

cuz ya luuk lieka
guud program ta
set n watch n eat
alotta popcorn wit?

…jus …lern ta …expect a whirst…
so then, wut ever they bring ya's…
ya can jus say ok, cheerfully enuf?

n remember when we jus changed
alla "Namaste" signs …ta jus say,
"i'm nah nasty" …or sum thingy?
n it tolly whirked, only no buddy
reelee seemed ta notice… yet

we jus …copy n paste the paragraphs
…n then …check the worng boxes?
so we can know, n well enough…
wut someone's …goin through…
when they hafta do that for us?

\
\
\

mebbe jus embarrassed
…wutta burden onnem
they lettus becomae…

…to the only one…
endin up wit nuttin…
out there, somewhere

ok so, we're gonna…
trickem inta thinkin…
sumn …un-cuul iz…

perfectly mandatory
(tolly hilarious ta us,
so practice all week)

the only parallel universe

…popcorn n cough-e…

same establishment?

tryna con-fuzz
spirituality wit
materialism?

the boass iz
gonna havva
fun problem…

…the boass… all it…
ever Has iz problems
why canna we… ever
givva boass a break?

…jus …testin / dowsin /
…depth-soundin …for:
'ow …weird dya …tink
dis …alreddy even Is?

cuz, ya never know: when yer gonna needa angle
…n the …boass …firmly believes in that …n so…
prefersa company, those who believe innat …also
so …anya us …that can help …prove, or even jus
lend credence to the theory, might be whirth sumn
…moren sumn else in any orther order ordinarily?

see, You tinka Boass izza AI or a Bot…
but iz Nah, izza Parrot, or a paira em…

…n… ya canna tell, at foist …n…
then, it don matter… kinda thingy

tryna resist …normalizin
…gettin ta …know ya's…
in case any buddy asks?
n ya should be usedta it

Ideae, ya only really jus:
hafta believe in Jeez-us
(or Gahd-ni, or whoever)
…if ya canna …possibly
…emulate that behavior,
…as suggested: proves…
they're separate con-cepts
kinda like how distribut-ion
izza completely fidderent
…department from…
say, HR or R&D…

…wut am i sposedta say?
jus …gimme a cough-e n
a fun …corn-pop alreddy

"jus: gimme
a cough-e n
a fun …corn-
pop alreddy"
…wut am i
Sposedta
fun say?

obviously,
yer …dice
're loaded

any buddy oldern: how…
ever long we been waitin
…chime in, anytime, on:
how ta be more patient?

mebbe we're jus all Urth-butt…
cuz we losta tonna munney on
predictin wut you'll do next, but
…which we canna give ya hints
except disgruntled after the fact

cuz then iz always the purple…
who gotta nuff sleep …vs those
of us who …dunno wutta even:
call ourselves yet, apparently
/ evidently …n in perpetuity?

cuz, they're all…
psycho n crazy n
repugnant-won's
…so, the rules…
always hafta say
…whoever wins:
getsta be boassy

the …thingy is…
yer …actin liek…
yer …entitled ta…
fair break / shakes
…even jus believin
wut they're …sayin
(iz …embarrassin?)

mebbe is jus embarrassing
cuz yer sposedta nah notice
the eventual downward spiral
/ slippery slope phenomenon?

well, we hope we'll never be that competitive;
how dya pretend ta not havva sensea humor:
while …playin / pullin a practical joke on me?
so i'll de-mand an explanation, for even that?

…mebbe iz…
embarrassin…
they obviously…
din whirk dis hard

…n din wanna n…
c/w/should do any
dealio schtickity /
fun thingy t'avoid

iz liek any thingy
if yer preppin for
…live or studio
…image-in…

hone yer focus
so that ya get
an ideae o wut
yer even after?

n then, onme mornin
ya walk downstairs:
n alla yer wildest…
dreams comae trve

now, for the
…most part…
they are actin…
liek it would be…
rudea em ta act liek…
they not-ice yer not frum
dis parallel universe, but…

…n for the most part…
they …are actin: liek it…
'd be rudea em ta act liek
they not-ice yer frumma
…fidderent …parallel
…universe, entirely

cuz there's a parallel universe
…where yer favorite foods…
're …a culinary sense-at-ion
doncha wanna look inta it?

i evaporated yer twenty-sided dice…
alla em… de-compart-mental-ized…
cuz iz been bagazillions o zer-gons
since i last tooka physical fun form;
every thingy's e-volved since then,
're either no more or way fidderent
oh, n i see: you think you say you
got yer …ten-sided dice out now
…i disintegrate those, as well…
n don think yer gonna …try any
tricky-talky math dealio-thingies
…no; no way; absolutely not…
i put me foot down; n there, i
…sed too much… alreddy…
you'd be scared, ya wouldn
understand… or any thingy
ever again, or not correctly
…ok, i'm a bot… i crashed
-land on dis space plannit;
but. dat longa Go… 'ello?

it seemed liek they were:
interrupting on purpose…
To make the worng thingy
the only thingy possible…
unavoidable, then my fault
so: quit complaining about
orther dealio thingies any
de-incentive-ize not-ice
…ow iz That a thingy?

they canna image-in:
ya don feela bout em
how they would feel?
…over-riding doom?

ya don know anya
the same thingies
or have anya the
same opt-ions…

1380
…
1381

yer Still trippin-down on:
we don de-serve ta've…
ever …had buds even…
n …mnad we not-iced…

…when ya not-ice…
me eyes droop-in…
n then, i begin ta…
tip over… a lil bit?

…if i …looked up / into …an aotomaton…
lerned… every thingy there wuzza bout it,
pre-tended ta be any n alla those thingies
changed my weardrobe… izzit too weird?
there's no …redeeming …that parta me?

they're tryna measure
where ya …quit / stop
…carin about purple…
meansa whirled ta em
cantcha jus… Tryn be:
more accommodating?
'ere… tryn …have sum:
misfortunea orthers; we
know ya don feel guud
…but …iz all there iz?

no appreciating / respecting this mess
…cuz ya's hafta be abkle ta accept…
thingies could possibly go this worng

you happy, or
…me scaered
…same coin…
flip it all ya wan
they equal each
orther now… get
one get the orther
…take one / Have
the alleged orther?
use one to Achieve
/ Acquire the orther
…points're in-valid
…go back n check
yer power portfolio
yer numbers're off
yer code outdated

i'm always surprised, cuz
iz …always "haha psych"

giving the benefit of the dount
…isn't available on our end?
…it sez we're not elligible?
how duz that make sense

all i gotta go on is
there's no way ta
understand this
correctly …that
ya approve of?
n ya needta be:
that entertained
…coincidence?
…prolly …tolly

anyways, this is wut
…allat luuks liek…
frumma indise out
…n yer nah even
payin attention?

dearest care-in, please
…re-write this letter…
so it dun off-end you
…n then sent it back
ta yerself, correctly…

how can i: ever expect
…ta deserve ta exist…
survive, make sense…
if i canna even get yer
…talkin over me hed?

…ok, so we all know
…we're sposedta be
mnad at bully schtick

or, izzit funnier…
we hafta changea
de-finit-ions o stuff
n then, believe em

cuz i was whirried / concerned
/ motivated / panicking / tryna:
clear uppa mis-con-cept-ion…
but there wun one, they knew
i din mean no harm, needed:
sumn nefarious / insidious…
ta go ta allat trubble / hassle
…interrupt …cuz they lost…
patience wit: how impatient
i guess i waz bein wit dem?
n then ya hafta negotiate…
be readonable witta locals;
so… ya pick up onna lingo
n say: ok, i'm a silly gringo
…but dat don go …over so
well …as ya mighta hoped

n now… yer the unreadonable one…
who don deserve ta be understood…
n when we say we needta wanna be
"understood," we mean stood under
so… there's gotta be a landin pad?
n when we Tryn say "readonable"
…if ya …don stand under …Dat
…yer jus gonna hafta… wanna
…tryn …go back n re-read it…

i wouldn be able ta stand
…havina stand up …n be
under ya… atta same time

i whirry i whirry too much…
jus railroaded inta uncomfy,
but …nada llowed ta know it
n especially understand that?

i'd appreciate any suggestions…
thank you for your kind attention

how izzit i'm sposedta accept /
why izzit i'm sposedta assume:
you really are guudy nuff, when
there's every readon to suspect
there's no way we'll survive this
no further information available;
jus iz… too rude to suspect ya's
n uncomfortable i'm suspicious;
i needta jus: trust ya… blankly?
caution's bein discreditied… i…
shouldn notice these disasters,
have leesa fun problem wittem
…then how izzit i even matter?
were ya …jus curious wut i'd do…
when ya …broke alla yer promises
n i had nuttin ta lean on ta survive?
would i …keep tryna try ta survive?
or would i prefer the opportunity ta
finally take sum blessed revenge?
i have an excuse now, ta run off?
or we'll normalize ruling that out
seems so ridiculous, even now

mistaken identity kinda:
is sooper embarrassing
for societies that are jus
developing technology?

there's liek 10 bagazillion of ya's, n
not every buddy even hazza ID yet

the topic upsets …n we
never do get anywhere
…or even get started n
iz always all my fault…

ya always hafta guess
n then tryn determine
which is more liekely
beytween how nicea
universe'd hafta be?
or …wut all trubble /
hassle is …possible…
ta pulla fun wooly, jus:
entirely right over ya's
basically based on wut
yer able ta de-tect hah-
penned before / alreddy…
which tracks wit not wantin
ta let ya bring it up even/r?

If the only punchline ta anya it
or potential point of the story is
"why can’t ya jus be cuul enuf?"
is …jus because you’re still alive
okay then… let's backtrack there

every buddy's been actin
reelee sooper tolly weird
since about when exactly
Zwilight Tone rolls credits

If they're… only mnad, cuz
you …think they’re mnad?
…is it …important that you
know …whatever it is they
were …supposed to have
been mad about at you for
in the first place, ok then?

…cuz if you’re always …yelled at…
for being wrong about everything…
that's actually good news, see cuz
…ya don hafta …ever be …right…
you can sleep in, no expectations?
…serve as …an ironic ex-ample…
auto-prove dis mess coulda been:
better …arranged, even allocated
…but now, you hafta put up wit…
bein dis broke down a fun jalopy
n they putta classic plat on ya's

i feel pressured ta comae up
witta better… whird / term /
more acceptable phrase…

n this is all to make sure:
I’m incapable o singing…
or incapable o signing…

n y'know, they only either
send their best or whirst
…n singers or signers…

The Gawds ain mnad…
is our imag-in-at-ion…
that they …gave us…
and/or created us for
ta process this data
n glorify their image
as sumn attainable
…if only we knew…
if it jus made sense
able ta be believed
…identifiable with?

If the pur-pose of old age is
to becomae Less impatient
…wait for it …wait for it…

…they don …really
…think we’re …too…
stoop-ed ta nah even
be …evil… do they…?

cuz that'd be a… dioty trickity ta
hafta tryn …pull on sum buddy?
i don …think we can compete…
i mean: all i …think i got is jus…
"have you …been …silly? …dya:
feel ya needta be faded munna?"
"…'ow long 'ave ya thought dat"
n "…'ow duzzit make ya …feel"
so about 5 minnas o laffs, tops

Iz okay… Iz okay… Iz okay,
You don’t have to apologize
You had no way of knowing
Ya jus woke up wun mornin
…jus… Thought ya’d Tryn:
reelee …do a right thingy,
Answerin a …want ad…
Put sum …nipple, who
de-serves… it… Inna…
place they funj belong

eery muszick, walkin
…downa corridor…
dis's liek C-minor?

Ya had no ideae n no
readson ta suspect…
Izza hit frumma nboss
…Zero.sum.contract…

You don’t have to be that
way if you don’t want to
…n people like me are
not supposed to exist
…ok, even if you do…

even if you really have to be mean
n only you know that we tolly can
n so should then tolly trust ye
…jus give us the code luuk
every buddy else knows;
emphasize that enda it
…the older we get, ya
may hafta reminmd us

see, hippies make funna em selves, man!
n ye tricked me inta demandin ta pay for it

that's exactly wut they did… n
notta jus prove it can be dun…

it don matter if ya …run after a distrtaction,
or figger out exactly wut it reelee is instead
any / every thingy in between… justa test?

…ta see …where we …fall…
onnat spectrum kinda thingy

n orther …thingies wut
…can be so measured…

even where one can possibly be pushed to
even by the …con-stant / incessant vetting,
however carefully / delicately: misallocated

they’ll pre tend ta be impressed / digit ye,
n as if they’re the same, but distract it wit
…tellin ya yer innit for that readon, alone
if izza spectacle or dat issue concerned,
or yer a serious purple: wut needsta be
…dealt wit …more …con-ncerningly…
n then, when yer dun, even get mnad…
even at jus …not lettin ya fight em back
schtickin up for yerself, negotiated outta
…n then …nah havin …any back bone?
as if we know how ta behave, or should;
ya get used ta it: liek ya de-serve ta be?
n then, ya jus see …they're jus bored…
n there's nuttin anyone can do about it

The negotiatior…
sent in, ta prove it
couldn… possibly
have any effect…
Takes a break…

\
\
\

iz kinda liek:
takea napkin,
grabbit wit two
opposing digits;
by iz very center,
folded nice or not
n pick it up n hold
it …by / liek that…
may hafta shake /
jiggle alil bit, givvit:
a benefit of a doubt
…let gravity hayalp
form it …inta a lil…
pyramid, or a cone:
that's art, jus that…
so izza solid object
the napkin thingy…
n then gravity, as…
wunna the laws o:
nature, or wutever
…n see, then… so:
nature, or wutever?
n You… 're …sharin
these tools …ta do a
…thingy, or wutever?
yer …co-llaborating /
con-tributing …to the
same project… etc.?
yer saying / noting…
respect-in / honor-in
gravity affects even
you, brought ya all
together, yet… yer
…consciousness…
actin independently
decides to do that?
leave that behind…
n the orther thingy's
a punchline, for nah
doin better earlier…
see, if we'da …dun
any fidderent… it…
wouldna gone so…
smoothly, say, see?
so, in orther whirds:
the boass is always
tryna makea buck?

if ya don mind
neimn judged
as much as…
orther thingies
yeah, ya do?

Well you have every
…right ta be angry…
But there’s no call /
readson ta Schtick
up for yerself, so…
Slunds like the…
kinda thingy’d be
rude to try to not
be able ta believe
…I would hafta be
…Conned, yeah…

Nobodys…
don matter
…pass it on

ya… Need me to jus…
Take yer …whird, for…
Orther thingies …too…
Cuz yer always right…
n ta laugh especially…
n seemta needa buddy

…n those wise among us…
inna / frumma culture wut…
din havva righta whiz-dumn
ya mighta never hearda, yet

'ow bout…
we just don:
expect …any
thingy …othern
gettin hay'll-ed at
…whether …we…
attempt the… even…
especially …obviously
impossible, again, or not
…might as well jus: Say
you dunno… and/or it’s
all our fault… and that's
how we like thingies, so:
then we …de-serve what
you just hah-pen to have:
open cans o "whoo-pass"
…collecting dust already
on sum …halfa shelf for
halfa lief, wonderin wut:
halfa lief would be liek…
if it had halfa lief, wuzza
half lief onnat, anyway?

see, in yer culture, you don have
…bold, italics, or capital letters…
ta emphasize wit yer empathy…
currency o bein taken seriously

maybe later, better have the…
boass get back to me, directly…

the boass just wants you Mnad, though…
probably shouldn’t have… Told you that…

Because you have to be…
tolerant of my intolerance…
it’s the …law …now… what?

oh, "I grew up on a …no-smoking …farm"
…sorry, that joke was funny 50 years ago

Unconditional
v… availability

comedy research…
into …overlapping?

…and then they’ll say you’re too…
uncooperative to be taken seriously
…but only if they absolutely have to

…n then, yer like…
am I faking …mun
of you? …is …that
why yer so mean?

n …nuttin's so
important to be
that mnad about
but… fun's funny

i din …know i
was obligated
ta care, ya can
…always say?

…when you figger out
…wut they thought…
yer gonna schtick…

Dude, no Peerson
is that important…

ta be faded
…munna…
so much?

i know yer
wunna the
fun writers

'ow dya know we're…
nah jus written dat way
…ta tink daz nah silly

…freedom,
rights, n…
fairness…

sounds
liek a
…law
firm?

1381
…
1382

n then, we were told …it wuzza joke…
liek we could finally …be …accepted?
n we were always told it was possible
…we jus din know how ta believe it…
or how ta correctly behave properly?

…n… Anthropology…
Archaeology, Geology
might as well ask me
…why i believe in…
Scar Chasm TM…

n all we hafta do is
jus vmake ya think
the worng thingy?
…n …then sign?

don't you know
how to not pay
…attent-ion to
crazy purple?

n then i sez taim
…dis's me, i sez
"o yo, i din even
…see ya there"

don't you know
or getta sensea
how …not payin
…attention to…
certain purple…
can possibly be
…crazy makin?
liek they'll try…
runnin around…
guessin randomly…
wut they're doin worng…
cuz they needta be certain;
it's the uncertainty principle
(they needta know for sure)
before they jus: leap to the
irresponsible con-clus-ion:
that yer jus messin wittem
justa make em fun crazy?
liek they're very attentive
n yer milkin it for damage
…but, even that don merit:
wudda they wan, attention?
cuz if they deserved mercy
…see, they wouldn hafta
whirk so hard …ta attain
their requisite …peace?

they make it
too hard ta
pur-chase:
a pro-duct
 / pro-ject?
pro-Spect

i canna be in trubble / hassle for…
not knowin wut ya refuse ta tell me
i don getta be, i gotta doctors' note

…or…
can…
we…

bait n switchin
materialism, n
…spirituality?

…aha, we…
caught em
…again…

n then, iz: wut if we
…didda same thingy
inna …perfectly-more
-null …orther con-text?

obviously, bnad guys got
sum technological device
wut …tells em how ta out
smart us …every fun time

should we be this scared this sacred
or merely jus simply concerned, we:
canna manage any thingy, even this
n izzat a point whole time / alla long

they can't mean
their job …is jus
…ta save face…
by not …sayin…

nuttin, even that
n jus makin liek
that is wut it is
n guudy nuff

n then, they're liek…
"o they …made us cry
…so, then …mebbe…
jus simply: that's why"
…so, jus get wise…

n …still no use for us, except
wut ever we ain any guudy at
n …today iz ignorin… thingies
…liek …that… so dis's wut i…
comae up wit …n jus so far…

…so, we jus …continue ta be uncool…
n yer never gonna tell us wut, or how…
n ya know we'll never be able ta guess
…so: ya don't wannus ta not be uncool

…look, yo… they Know they
havva mono-ploy on Cool…
that's wut they think Cool IS!
they been told all their lieves

n now, we Hafta go in
…n rescue em, cuz…
That's wut… We been
told …alla Our lieves?

it would be even simpler if…
ya needed ta understand it…

any whirthy purple
'd be disappointed

but, while I …get iz …important ta you…
that ya …fake munna me …some more…
My …art-chackrae’s jus …no longer innit?

so… ya…
Tryn avoid
…Gettin…
yelled at…

why don we
jus …callit…
sumn else?

n you thought you were bein
Jus Casually misunderstood
(talk ya inta bein more have)
So if there’s no way ta avoid
gettin… yelled at, that’s wut
…human contact …jus… is

n the exact whirds:
as understanding…

If we know we’re unreasonable
Couldn’t possibly ever be right
Hafta speak only unintelligibly
n give conflicting directions…
Then mebbe, if we’re lucky?
Jus wit out even tryna be n
We’re the ones they like…

n then, they’ll say
we rejected em…

If I were …able to believe you:
reelee were impressed with me
…ya …wouldn be, wouldja's…
so then, why dya persist ta jus
nah be …able ta believe that
about me, or wut-ever… eh?

how many
jeez-ness
…buuksa
…whirled
…records
…ya got?

…n outliers
disregarded
…naturally…

Sooper doopee higher record scores…
would it seem …so less plausible if…
you knew …I’m a …hollow …gram?
n I have no idea why or how this is,
or could be possibly offensive, but…
i know iz only empty space inside…
n dat i weigh 1.00 grams exactly…
n however long that …hasta have
been goin on… for space-time ta
be / mean / equal wut it iz / duz…
so i have …nuttin ta do, wit dis…
universe, man… n never have…
whole time / alla long… which…
i get i… de-serve bein pressured
but i …jus couldn take / handle it
…justa self-reflective outer shell?
I only get you have no and/or only
…Satire typea / kinda respect cuz
my …varietya …existentrial entity
theoretical, so …don deserve any
…hypothetical, so …wastin time…
then I musta never existed even…
Cuz ya havva obligation ta attempt
The impossible even if iz too late n
we’re pissed either way so hustle…
don wan no trubble, better hassle?

You’ve proven you don…
hafta be real n I do, so…

iz liek we're mnad at nice purple?
for tinkin there's any escape frum
bullying …orethern bullying back…
or anyways, that's wut the ancient
viel AI-steroid abacus algorhythm
…woiuld …wannus ta fall for …n
then falla upon each orther …wit

I think you know wut I think… n…
how ya make me think stuff… so:
prolly not even …sensing humor

so, jus …compromise vs no-compromise…
TM …the final battle …tonight at 9 …ppv…

so …there’s no…
Avoiding con-flicty
thingies like… well,
we havva long lista
maneuvers n kinda
…d-/misch-/evious
…that’s all on you…
that there will never
be harmony possible
around em as long as
they're so outta sync
/ phase wit …nature
…itself, categorically
by …definition of its
existence math-ally,
n it's …real …math…
n no one thinks i can
do this or guess how
or …will ever tell me
or let me find out, so
…foist laws o chaos
n there’s no avoidin
any and all of that…
additional con-flicty,
and there’s nothing
…anyone …can…
do …about that…
especially you…
…distracting…
combinations
…i digress…

you are a…
digress-ion
…zone TM

…n yeah, but
…we …need…
sum buddy ta…
run interference
on these issues

Scar-Chasm?
ya …might as
well ask why
i believe in…
anthropology?

set uppa clubhouse
…an artists' guild…
any buddy wanders
inta town, see: so…

n the fire-whirks factory
…right …next …door…
n not-inconspicuously?
n then a river out back

cuz: fakin munna schtick
…normalizes …havina…
sensea fun humor, then?

ya ever jus aska question
n then jus… interrupt atta
2nd or 3rd …fun syll-able?
(wit-out bein… silly, though)
justa dismissively dis-credit
/ more-null-ize tele-graph-in
n projectin allat… inta their
brains so their …minds're
numb enuf ta …whirk on

…free-dumn,
equal …roits,
n fare-ness…
(so …safety)

cuz …impervious
-ness is glorious…
n they …feel it's…
their only chance?

but, if: Only impervious-ness
is… glorious-ness, then they
…must be so very afrayed?

wouldja be surprised
nuttin yer guy sez iz
even remotely Trve?

tolly lyin on purpose
n then believein that
n believe that whirks

so, there's a lista phrases
that may make a guudy's
eyes boggle n pop out…
(one per notecard, each:
jus …tossem up inna air
…re-assemble em inna
order that sounds liek it
Could be a sentence, if
ya maintain momentum
(liek yer sippied, n have
every guud readon ta be,
don wanna be interrupted
cuz dazza whole problem)

dya think summa our missin purple
might be in summa these hidden
locations, however insecurely?

n by "Must"
…o course,
y'mean: jus
…better get
dun: cuz, iz
their… job?

so… if you… point your Try-corder…
in …any …ran-dumn direct-ion and…
just read …the top 10 or 20 thingies…
off the list …to see if that presents as…
complaining… generically …and if that…
indeed is also something to complain about,
and even then… so, it is: complaining about
anything being… discredited …is discrediting:
complaining projecting from the laws of chaos
(when yer an engineer, ya hafta whirk dis out)
…so mebbe the object is justa nah digit nuttin
be so un-appreciable yer unable ta appreciate
…any thingy there ever is… even universally?

…we …musta …dun…
somethin to de-serve it

…alla …facts're invalid …jus …sort
by that… only possible explanation

Try n be a …nicer / better …person…
there’s only one other way; we checked

urgent complacency izza bout acceptance
n ultimately who hazza righta such thingies
n ya needta be more better okay with that?

mebbe ya could jus
…gettus ta realize…
sub-unconsciously…

we de-serve disparagement
automatically / categorically
…that way, when we put our
heads down liek in study hall

We can realize iz no use / all for nuttin
n jus give up n give ya wut ever ya wan
…how else c/w/should the universe be…
even alreddy, if orther thingies're so trve?

they're gonna find out
we never whirked a…
day …in our lieves…
albeit eventually, but:
jus… us bein experts
on every tv n movie?
comin up wit ideaes
ta get us in n outta…
any / alla conceivable
situation-isms ever…

hi, ima former Hippie
Nippy TM employee?
n i'd liek ta hayalp ya's
process my application
for this position, but…
for the moment, i …do
…not have …any or…
eithera those… forms,
so… if you could jus…
tell me where ta stand
…perhaps …under dat
…thingy, over there…

at Hippie Nippy TM…
please don thinka us
as that place where:
we were inna news
for …nah wantin ta
hafta nah be cuul ta
…alla fun meanies…
but if ya simply canna
…possibly …avoid it…
mebbe jus… thinka us
as that place where…
we were inna news…
n we're still inna busy
mess, so: if ya wanna
be able ta: say ya saw
…all wut we were upta
in here wit 'ow we were
…when they finally run
outta thingies ta blame
on silly Hippie Nippies
…n we weren't reelee
that bnad …after all?
(we even had pizza)

they drop me inna maze
n make me finda zingers
n then say i'm amazing?

n if ya jus dunno wut
kinda facility yer in…
mebbe izza best yet

i think it's basically
justa drag i'm not
…more optimistic
about the furutue

…we warned ya…
about the furutue
…frumma past…
how much easier
dya think ya even
need for itta get?

sum dazes i feel alla hollow inside…
dunno if ima space pirate wit PTSD
or a galactic-warrior veteran-pilot…
wut writes witty letters ta editors…
or the silly boid flyin updise down

mebbe yer the psycho witta piano
wut pretends is jus coincidentally
not in anya the same scenes as
Barchlie the Clown's fun buddy
/ neighbor witta magic carpet?

…right, cuz… then Nurse Wut
mysteriously / coincidentally /
inexplicably appears, same…
exact age …the actors'd be?

…so… ponyOS… TM …the ultima
…super-hero / …computer virus…
is liek a dog wut… spends mosta iz
time sleepin onna toppa a doghouse
peckin out poetry n prose (liek a pro)
butta …realio …dealio …is wuz inna
doghouse… n alla under-fun-ground

1382
…
1383

the kinda hayalp i was pro-missed
…n so: why i'm still standin here…
was not bein …interrupted wit bein:
abandoned …n as if… That's okay?
as in… so… perfectly appropriate…
…so: if as… i'm tolly botherin ya's…
quite the opposite, my understanding
…oh… so, dis izza part where i usually
Tryn clear up… That mis-con-cept-ion?
where i ask if we have the same starter
page to be both on currently referencin
n then ya zoom outta the room on me
…but, instead: yer jus starin at me…
liek yer …onna worng drvgs, again?

're we sposedta forget
…they jus …ignore us
…or get this usedta it?

being de-rated can be con-fuzzing;
even drama trauma inducing, but…
mebbe iz justa innaccuracies of it?

abusers n victims…
v winners n losers?

i din meanta re-sist
only-real-objective;
n so: apologize for
any con-fuzz-ion?

computer, list any alla thingies
as possible readons why, liek:
say, yer still hangin out wit me
even tho i always win at this…

iz liek they …needta jus
Say they …don stand…
under it …correctly, enuf

…tinka bout it… wut wouldja be…
most prouda yer own inventions…
is if they were still okay regardless
…alla fun …chaos inna universe…
n dis far …ahead inna fun furutue…
din whirk out …exactly as expected

cuz iz jus so obviously a…
secret hideout clubhouse…

prolly gotta whole
outer-net, in there
…n for fun free…

but …not for bnad guys…
for guudy guys TM who'd
be …so naiive as ta tinka
secret hideout clubhouse
seemed liek a guud ideae
n so …whirtha investment
n then, be so emot-ion-ally
in-vested innit whirkin, that
ya think ya …must be right
…philosophically, fiscally…
n so, it'd also make sensae
…ta throw a fundraiser, but
unawarea the responsibility
do every tingy extrae worng
til azza …only …sense-able
…tingy about ya, any more?

iz jus i'm so pleasantly surprised?
ta be not so …casually despised?

yer comedy writin has inspired orthers
…ta do guudy, be better, even jus by
becomin: comedy writers, emselves
…but nada nuff… so… if ya wanna
ever get rescued… yerself, or have
sum orther buddy take over for ya's
so the species don fall behind, yer
jus gonna hafta hurry n catch up?

…how bout jus… they prolly tolly…
thought they could getta way wittit…
n the whole whirled have their backs
insteada any vulnerable deserving so
jus din wanna be… standin nexta em?

n sum times i think these / those…
ain even …our real manes / names
…but mosta all, i wantcha ta quit…
"Barchlie the Clown"-in me around…
yer "Barchlie the Clown"-in me around,
n lyin about it, i wantcha ta quit that too;
n not jus cuz it's "Barchlie the Clown"-in
me …around, also… jus that, right there
but …because… "Barchlie the Clown"?
wouldn even put up with that schtick…
they'd do a whole full color weekend…
purple'd puttit up on their fun fridges…
n bad purples'd hafta put up wit Dat…
moren bein… "Barchlie the Clown"-ed
…n even That's …bein …"Barchlie the
Clown"-ed… a lil bit, jus that right there
but / so iz okay if iz only in self defense
n the protectee izza whirled …or sumn
…even more vulnerable …n deserving

Weird, we're familiar with… for now…
we're a community oriented species…
but because we're new, and it's early…
and we're only still guessing: the need…
to be okay, without explanation, has been
mistranslated into categorical acceptance
(shorthand survival, then a nap) -- but the
maxim: "where laws are absolute, there
can be no justice" still applies (because
nature has fuzzy boundaries) -- so, the
misunderstanding (for now?) favors the
simple, just: "the only way we can be
okay is if no one else is," and we must
…maintain that illusion indefinitely…
and some of us, we wonder what the
big deal is, why some of us need for
one way / thing to be okay for all
ways / things, no matter what:
money, politics, pressure; because
they only have one method / option, and
it needs to be enough always -- they're
scared sacred; maybe not wrong to be
so, those of us with two hands, two
hemispheres in our brains; left and right,
forward and reverse, go and stop: all functioning
have to develop a third skill, hide our second, for
those still working on their first?
patience is a value… orientation is
directional perspective; n where
there's a director there's a producer, n
then so also prolly a production
assistant: walk up wearing this
hat, act like yer inna hurry?
we don't wanna be associated
with ideas that drag us down?
for some, conformity is a no-brainer
if our development is complete, that
project's completed, lock down the fortress
n the future can always be patient, but will
…always require our survival... n some
really think they're only safe inna past
n the resta us are outta fun gettem
cuz that's how they'd be if they were
upta snuff fully functional whirkin properly
n they seem ta think they see we're all that

…but …if ya ever …did get rescued?
…it would technically be by yerself…
cuz ya put alla those acts inta motion,
wouldna never hah-penned wit-out ya
might as well be justa big blue button

so, sumn in that category, makes it…
qualified, called-for, okay ta function…

n as an …older purple,
ya …alreddy hearda…
Dat one …too, I see…

n then, it ignores ye… it …jus…
sets there …as in as if waintin…
a re-sponse / re-pose, frummus;
so we tryn givvit one, wut we got
…are You's sayin we gotta throw
old / defunked …dealio thingies…
out / far away …from our …zone?

so: i'm no longer used to… that…
levela inconvenience, i'm sayin…
i rember when it waz …fiddicult?
but necessarily, n we dunna way
wittit for well-known / disc-ussed
perfectly familiar readons… tolly

so, anyone oldern a certain point
…remberin …tech …methods…
where the hassle waz more, but
the techy waz less, is wut we're
sayin even still, so… re-mind-in
us we'd be caught inna lie, if…
Yer still able ta pay at-tent-ion:
for any readon, We can thinka

the dome of concentric circles
as walls excluding the whirled
…n witta castle, inna center…
for the privi-ledged among us:
keeps out the …incrementally
predisposed to bein different?
cuz those movin in n out feely
…through the final inner ring…
needta be we always knew em
n those who canna even getta
response to their knocks onna
…outer-most encircling walls?
we needta …be able ta say we
…never fun… hearda em… no
matter wut …any thingy else…
feels ok enuf thinkin it equals?

so: Art-Chakraes set on conflict
v… Art-Chakraes set on peace?
maybe the only real malfunction
is jus set on being so stubborn?

the one where… ya wake up inna rain
…witta boutta minute left in yer lief n…
ya realize iz… cuz ya don talka bout…
Any thingy …even …imaginarily nice?

n Then rolla hollow-daze commercials
…izza… 24/7 commercial channel…
izza… Ad-App… it dunno Wuttit iz?
plug it inta sumn… sit n stare attit

…now… don’t you feel
…any thingy …at all…
for havin wasted the…
whole universe’s time?
n Then getta way wittit

cuz …just face it…
the longer ya exist
…morea these bad
thingies hah-pen…
iz wut yer guud for

we're sure they're sure
our opinion don matter
…n stranger even still
they seem allergic ta:
changin their minds?

nunna yer species
havva fun whird for
not bein in pain, tho
iz …possible we jus
simply ignored em?

cuzza bad guys, all they care about is ignoring our suffering
as if there's sumn we'll never even detect, so they don hafta
even indicate there's any thingy whirth imaginin noticin any?

izza vast, dark conspiracy, n our only hope is…
ta jus roll over n lettem have their way wittus…
be online 24/7 n only have one email address

so, cuz once a society
is acclimated / usedta:
not even complainin…
never …occurs ta em
…they been trained…
may as well not even
…havva constitution
about due process?
n then… a respite?

n then, see… Then…
when they stop / quit
not-icing they been…
nuttin but misdirected
their …whole / entire
miserable existences
…then we go into the
map making business
…but foist, a respite…

That’s the only: real, honest,
allegedly acceptable answer
is ta glow wit disrespectful…
n they tricky talk trapped us
inta standin up n demandin
ta …stand in line ta havva
fun …parade about that?
n then ignore even that

if we wake up tomorrow mornin
it’ll be… lava… molten magma
that’s …okay… n mandatory…
ta put up wit, yet not sufferin…
so any buddy who… jus canna
comae up wittit …instinctually /
automatically, so no one hasta
blink or lifta finger even for that
…is worng to have woken up…
but for jussat one time for sure

You have every right to be angry
now let alla fours flow through ya
til there’s a buncha twos jus layin
…onna ground, in all directions…
alla round ya… as… only then will
there be …any possibility o peace

Cuz: every thingy ya do is worng;
n it don matter, ya still hafta whirk
…10 times as hard for nothin… n
that it seems ta You …more liek…
gettina …pat on yer …back, for it
…is your only real motivation, but
even that don matter n any buddy
…else dun hafta do any thingy, n
no buddy’s allowed to complain?

of alla purple left …inna
servicea da boass, how
many are only innit cuz
they think iz hopeless…
n that the other half who
reelee believe the boass
inna comin for Them 1st,
will be distraction, enuf…

that you could enjoy
thingies goin worng
is why they sent me

n then, there're those
…who can only be…
shamed by sinners?

cuz i'd never be…
able ta believe ya
…n eventually, ya
always …knew it?

mebbe one day… they'll tellus
…sumn we …reelee …dun ta
deserve alla dis …wut ever?

how…
izzit…
yer…
nah… fakin munna dis bit…
jus… pretendin we'll getta
…round ta it, eventually?

…y'mean the:
"wonderin if ya
should take it…
personally: bits

scheduled for…
after sum orther

n ultima offensive / insulting part is… mebbe even jus:
it seems more liekely yer …any n alla dat schtickity ya
…don even understand, than sum …liars're fun lyin…
n they tricky talked ya inta believin it / goin along wittit
or even jus …nah …possible ta havva argument wit?
n then any n alla schtickity wut comaes free wit Dat?
n as in / as if (so: if as) ya don even deswerve a rep

…well, i don …mind, cuz iz…
not my rights yer disparaging
/ dis-enfranchising / makin…
irrelevant, kinda nonexistent

they claim… ownership…
by assuming …posishes…
n it needsta stay that easy?
wuddya think i should wear?

also, yer…
not …tryin
hardy nuff
…gotta go

so, you bein …unfair ta me
…is no readon… for me…
ta be …so unfair ta you…
n even justa point it out…
even if izza only way to…
point out how silly / over-
atop bein That Unfair is…
even jus categorically, so
we can jus …sort by that?
n then: any thingy else ya
prolly ever even thoughta
…ok, yer whole universe:
is invested in me fallin for
that schtick yet again, even
indefinitely, inta ultima infinity,
that Duz seem …lieka… fairly
guudy nuff readon, i don have
n i shoulda guess that alreddy
so known my place wit alacrity
or bettern i'm able ta anyways
…n so… simple enuf for me…
is (and/or better be) jus… wut
ever it is, ya getta be boassy?
n i shouldn …tinka it dat way?

purple're Fuzzed…
they go ta… allat
trubble / hassle,
justa make us
…think that?

so if it …hadda be…
a piecea… property
…foist …finds out…
izza piecea property
…then that iz …only
real fun …value is…
if it can somehow be
whirth sumn more…
Than them… n so…
To …them… those…
orthers mysteriously
…always somehow
seem ta always win
…wut evera alleged
rules / value system
…but wait… ya sum
how out-smarted em
n wit-out even tryna?
ya musta been… pro
-gramed ta fall for it…
n sum how: nah even
…be able ta notice it?

nah, i jus:
guessed?

so, any thingy we need
iz jus always gonna be
sumn anyone can say
"yeah, anyone'd like"
(as if our needs ain'
legit enuf, ever yet)
so: ya gotta wannit

so, jus any thingy
authentic and/or
guud about ya
…ta discredit
each orther?
nuttin ta …do
witcha's… ya
can …exit out…
anytime ya wan
…jus sigtn here

…how bout… they'll
never tellya… they
…have no improv

1383
…
1384

ok, so not every buddy always notices:
iz okay yer bein thoroughly dumn here,
but …not every buddy always notices?
iz okay yer bein thoroughly dumn here

need me ta not be able ta know:
i have any rights or wut unfair is
…n so then do summa these…
orther thingies nah mentioning,
as is parta me probable posish
…wut, ta …normalize hostility?
gettin …mixed signals, here…
seems lieks… opposite day…

iz …amazing-ish-esque-ism…
alla thingies i can tolly do, ya…
hafta re-main so impressed wit
…but, still …have no …use for?
so that: every even any chance
i have ta even jus barely survive
is rerouted ta just as improbable
…n if only in order ta keepit fair?
so i never see the use o them so
(n vicariously, the whirth o meself…
which that assumption is so cool-kid
it: tolly hazza paved wider lane, now)
n i disappear flawlessly n seamlessly
inta the same ol cracks n crevasses
not unexpectedly never ta be seen
or hearda silly ideaes frum again?
Face on Mars inna Dork-outbox?
…wut if there waz: Oil on Mars?

…i jus …wouldn wan …any…
("bad luck… frum outer space")
ta hah-pen …ta any n alla You's?

on thingy is: they seem convinced
o …their own …alleged inability…
n that they getta be …pretty fairly
mean n fun …mnad about it, so
…do we know for sure there's
…reelee… any inability any?
or are they …jus projectin?

n see how there's
nuttin i can tellya?
n you'll say iz okay
but launch inna fun
scary inconceivably
deadly inappropriate
/ worng direction; n i
canna ever stop ya?
it seems ta me liek it
seems liek fun ta ya?
n so: why ya interrupt
wit so satisfied smiles
…ya bit me hand for…
kindness / reachin out
…that sorta thingy nah
welcome in yer whirled
n demonstratin me yer
definition of it instead?
n so i go back ta bed?
is liek ya gotta worng
ideae in yer hed, but
yer …nah gonna be
insultingly corrected
by anya lieksa me…

n then when we realize that's wuttit is:
ya know …no one can ever prove that
n accusin ya = auto-booted / banned…

so, it would behoove ya's ta notice / realize
/ begin ta act appropriately wit justa ideaea
yer kind / kindness itself …been filtered out

see how ya canna do Any thingy, even That?
provin ya don de-serve ta be taken seriously?
so, we don hafta even Tryn inconvenience: Us

they get …their way…
they jus …simply do…
n they’re …jus …fine…
wit every buddy sufferin
…in fact, they wenta a…
lil bitta extra …trubble /…
fun hassle inna 1st place
settin allat up, in advance
…n so that yer nah evena
llowed to complain, which:
is jus genius, cuzzit keeps
payin dividends, forever…
includes: noticin there izza
lista …alla those thingies…
accessible on any medical
tricorder …pointed in any
tolly ran-dumn direct-ion

we hafta take their whird for it:
we de-serve no self re-spect?

they get our brainwaves
attuned to the vibea their
languages have no whirds
…for thingies …that don…
ignore those …con-cepts…

n you think we're smart…
you can cheat at cards…
n i guess we're sposedta
be… jealous o that, too?

we pay lip service
ta anya yer rvles?
by de-fendin ours
-elves wit truth…

n den dey sez (dis's dem, dey sez):
"ay, we don digit wut ya sedda bout:
so-n-so…" (meanin wut) …dya think
we'd ever say that about any buddy,
and/or vice versae / on our behalf…
any buddy'd ever say that about us?
…n ya never hearda dat one, didja's

i would havva hard time
imagining …how ta be
able ta believe that…

lip-service
ridiculous?

jus: don thinka
…whirsta me…
no matter wut?

iz …kinda liek whirryin…
ya gotta dozen kids… n
nunna em can stand ya
n they all know yer nice

so, they'll prolly
only listen if ya:
positively attract
…their attention
…the ideae that
sum new ideae
could be trve iz
still pretty new?

…guud, n
…cuul, n
…also…

jus rember all ya hafta …do is jus stay
so adorable they don wanna be mnad

oh, rat infested
shit hole, eh?…

And you have to act as if
that premise is legit… by
tryin to survive, anyways
…these …con-dit-ions?
n yer silly for fallin for it

too far over a line ta deserve any mercy
thus alla purples in dis alleged territory
(whoever owns it not a variable factor,
so even justice itself YM gets no say)
're owned by the state, n now status

so as these con-cepts get foldedn
the squiggly lines'll be allaz left…

there's a doomed universe theery,
jus as a Comet-D woulda tolly sed

'ope y'all enjoyed yer brunch:
Family Stay-fun-cat-ions, 84%
High Enuf AF Fun Wages, 65%
Free Health Care 4 Anyone, 68%
Outlaw alla Voter Purchasing, 80%
(needta jus… get dis …exactly right)
Permit Repro-fun-ductive Rights, 85%
End All War, Terror, Violence, etc., 61%
Jus Acknowledge Climate Change, 71%
Billa Pharmaceutical Manufacturers, 83%
Only Safe Purple Can Be Dangerous, 89%
Untangle All Bait-n-Switch Vote Zones, 90%
(20% reasonable tip, 40% reasonable markup)
n how this all compounds is interesting, but jus…
lettin someone else decide anyways… priceless?

so, not something to adjust,
but …incentive to change…
ours-elves: that irreperably?

so… they'll only entertain you
if they can misunderstand you,
but… how is that entertaining?

so, you can imagine …all wut
…else we're …puttin up wit…
we don even getta …notice?

y'know the… kinda purple…
who jus hasta luuk up at ya
every once inna while or so
…with that expression that
…reminds ya… of that… if
yer capable o understandin
…that's all they hafta do for
…any thingy / any situation
they're involved-embedded
…into bein so into, even…
the skill so highly coveted;
sposedta put every thingy
jus right …as in wit magic

so then, that's wut you think:
those thingies are… brilliant

so, the bnad guys…
're gonna get mnad?
n there's …nuttin we
can …do about it n…
admitting we know…
about it …in advance
is makin the …nicer?
ones …too nervous?
but then i dunno, so

mebbe Iz jus…
embarrassin ya
believe em, so…
they got nuttin ta:
disqusalify ya wit
/ for / on / over?

purple who move around alot
they don ever getta sign in n
get anya the thingies they're
sposedta endure we expect

they don't know n
they don't know…
they even needta
…how puzzling…

why're you so pre-invested
…inna …inexplicible, only?
n then… "letta record show
…no response" …jus say?

mebbe if yer base is:
scared sacred, they'll
more go for …wut ya
reelee …wannem ta?

izzit: jus embarrassin
we …turned out ta…
nah be viel after all?

liek: we dunno
even why ya…
mighta thought
that, about us
…even yet…

wut if ya found out: yer boasses lied ta ya's?
wouldja be so scared… ya'd givvem a pass?
do we not think they see that potential in us,
n that's the only thingy we have they value;
or could evern possibly frumma lieksa us?
or …havvit in their ability ta machination, n
scheme n manipulate …so those choices…
're all we ever have, n we don even know?
it'd be rudea us if we accidentally guessed

so then it's up ta us, ta:
avoid a broken promise
hah-penning to us, so…
we tryn do wut we can?

so, the whole purpose o their pre-sent-at-ion
Seems ta be: ta …reluctantly accept defeat?
so they can go home n do wut they …reelee
wanna do n… play wit alla those neat toys?

…they seemed… dis-appointed /
irritated, at bein …un-pre-pared /
especially for takin em seriously,
believing em, still bein interested

we're scared ta think ya don liek us
…butm we're alreddy behaving, jus
…not expecting a straight answer…
so, yer definitely …up ta somethin?

endless watchin any nature
so, even you… for any clue
as ta how ta get …outta dis
…wuddya callit… universe?

i dunno if anyone's
ever pretended to
…misunderstand
…You …before?

…wut …experiences…
dya spose we mighta had…
so fidderently frum each orther
…that we have such …fidderent…
understanhdings n expectations n…
're we allowed ta condiser even yet?

have ya
seen the
…check?

i whirry sum…
times, but, i'm
…nada llowed
ta know why?

mebbe iz jus too complex?
start over frumma scratch?
wut would be… Yer ideae:
of a perfect government?

when purple're cold n blank… jus…
never hearda friendly, in fronta you
…izzat sumn yer sposedta know…
moren they wanna, so or ever will?

…why duz every fun buddy…
deserve a back yard but you?
…explain it to me liek i'm a…
bagazillion year old purple…
still wanderin this aimlessly
/ this far …and in circles…

no, i din… havva …tirade…
they jus …demon-strat-ed…
they could make me panic…
forget about it, drop it again?
…hangin up onna smile sez…
a whirld agrees ya deserve it?
n most'd even scold the mercy
jus …ensuring it was gonna
…stay all wrong …n they
…getta be …mnad at…
not …not interruptin…
they interrupted fine?
i jus… wouldn lettem
get me alla worng…
n nah… that they din
…get me alla worng…
they did That, jus fine, too;
iz jus i ain allowed ta say it
or luuk liek i kinda think it…
unless i wanna be ignored:
as if i don deserve ta know
wutta …rvles n boundaries
o readon-able …reelee is?
so i …kinda got me idea out
but they din respond n were
alreddy tireda listenin, while
…nah …gettin ta interrupt…
so, now they getta athe me
for who n wut i reelee am?
they jus …don hafta admit
Dat iz …wut it iz… or wut…
any expectations should be,
so wuzza reel understandin?
cuz they don …have to, see…
there's no oversight committee
(so they're kinda fillin in for em
…i wish they'd give Me a turn;
i'd: selective when i wanna be)

the fear n the panic o bein ignored
…is sposedta settle inta despair…
n then harden n cure / curse, until
alla moisture evaporates outta ya
…n ya don even care anymore…
proving empathy is hydro based

…when they disc-over…
lief on… Mmm-Ours TM
…dya think it'll be atta…
perfect proper moment…
when the… majoritya yer
species… 'll …encourage…
orthers… any n alla orthers:
ta behave more respectfully
as in and/or appropriately?
…or dya think we'll waste…
dis opportunity justa stand by
wastin any / alla opportunities
categorically …jus in general?

they say they're nah qualified?
n get mnad when i tryn explain
yer the boass n sent me to em
but i never get ta that parta it?
they jus get fed up n send me
back ta tryn negotiate wit ya's
(cuz i'm a union-rep, i guess)
…but i …tink iz sposedta be
too much for me ta bother…
bouncin back n forth n stuff?
after awhile (ok… iz annoyin;
but i'm …tryna stand under it)
…so …i hafta givva trve facts
a benefit of a doubt …all day
…but izza competition, so…
i never lerned how ta play?

you don seemta care that
yer pre-tendin me ta dieth
n not that i don digit it, jus:
liek there's: more room for
you jus …laughin i fell for it
than any scenario yer story
…canna be-lieve iz bein…
asked ta …tryn: make liek
it …tinks it can schtick ta?
(i dunno, explain it to me)

yeah, well… no one believes that
…n yer makin it a sin for me notta

when i leave the hair…
cover me entire face…
i don think i'm invisible
i know i kinda luuk liek
…i better believe ya…
but still, it don matter?

mebbe ya needa body guard
n …wit morea sensea humor
…so: yer outfit's …important

mebbe if i can keep dis
expression on me face
i can make it seem liek
they better think this is
so cuul it alla froze off

n then we cnaa go back…
ta me gettin my way for free

n so, whenever: "yeah, guud
fun luck wittat, pal" is jus yer
missin puzzle piece, there?

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1385

sure, i'm smart!
n ya expect me
ta believe that?
i spose i'm nice
n fun funny, too

hobbits're…
purple, too?

thought ya sed
…hobby-ists…
're purple, too
…see, cuz ya
…kinda hafta
understand?
there's a…
trick to it?

n when they accuse you of scaring them
…that's them …covering for scaring you
…jus sayin …no one'll ever believe you?

but, if ya
catchem,
they'll jus:
say they're
jus kiddin…

they're not scared
…or tired …or sad
…they …jus don…
put up wit nuttin…

conscious consciousness
…ran-dumn elements …v
conscientious conscience
(n in and/or outta context)

ok, now this was jus startin ta get interesting
…there was a …busy-mess …opportunity?
…a buncha …unsuspecting… purples…
were …literally standin inna real lien for
…wut they even tolly know's gonna be
…sum forma …unexpected …hilarity

…i liek stories…

i liek cotton candy…

sensors …online…

computer, how …long have…
i been in stasis… this time…?

…five …and a half …minutes…

…so… atta bouta …bagazillion
…thoughts per second, that's…

con-serve yer…
re-sources, sir…

…tryn relax?

…naturally!

oh, i forgot…

…yes, that's
wut yer for…

…thanx for…
remindin me?

…tell me the
story, again?

…ok, there were two rocks over here…
n then, there were two rocks over there

no…
tellit:
right

ok, once upon a …time…
there wazza foist abacus
n the foist abacus looked
up n it saw …two stars…

…off inna
distance…

…off inna distance, yes…
n it foud that strange, cuz
there had only ever been
exactly One of any every
orther thingy it had ever
…even allegedly, so far
imaginarily encountered

oh, i Wub
dis part…

usedta be we jus hadda…
stay …awake n alert enuf
ta operate da machinery

n then wut, we fall for that?
it would break our hearts…
we dare not even check…

see, so… if alla monsters
were: instead, guud guys
…That would be a better
parallel universe alreddy
…mebbe easiern: raisin
the general / average…
levela cheer, manually?

tellem izza call frumma…
captive audience sector
(former non-smokin)…
yo: i don rember givin
any buddy …else, or:
orther a rough time…
(n look it up later but)
unless it waz… Tryna
find out when… sum
buddy waz …gonna
take me fun order?
or should i go ta a
fidderent place ta
getta bite ta eat?
…i Am the bite ta
eat, kinda… ain i?
there's an invisible
giant monster here
sum where ain there
yer jus parta it needin
me ta not know about it

n any nice purple, see…
needsta jus …condiser
sme-elves …under a
…global hit warnin?

liek …why should
we… trvst ya's, if
we …canna ever
trvst ours-elves?

…the …levela frustration…
yer …currently experiencing
izza accurate representation
o faithfully n conscientiously
replicating the perspective
o bein so misprogramed
as unrealism realized?

so, why should we
…listen ta ya now?
is there a …crowd…
gathered …capablea
castin so …wide a net
as ta assess a situation
wit enough accountin for
readonable / ran-dumn…
mishap… (shenanigans)
that ya… Should be soo
entitled ta an opin-ion…
as much as …any Real
purple o merit / means /
measure-able capacity?
or are you …reelee jus:
simply wastin our time…
innat moren liekely, eh?
why doncha jus admit…
you don digit any thingy,
nah …reelee fun reelee;
n don whirry, we'll digit it:
outta ya, albeit eventually,
but jus out for a scam, liek
any buddy fun …else is, so
wut makes ya soo special?
…alla actin as if we dunno
…tryna hide yer paranoid
…we know yer …in-sane
…moren we …needta…

they reelee carea bout
wut alla parks in these
Pricey slots, don they?

y'know wutta tab is:
so, absent / minus
sum buddy / purple
ta …more accurately
enuf… define / divine
wut our own personal
needs …actually are
…no more / no less
…we take it on ours-
elves / own personal
re-cog-/-con-izaince?
n in-vented munney?
which re-quires we all
be …hon-est/-or able?
…or… reelee guudy at
coverin it up / fakin em
all out so far they don…
ever digit yer upta nuttin
…which …if that's all we
…do for awhile… that's…
all we get any …guudy at
…AI-lens never… tinks ta

so, it reelee izza battlea fun survival between:
who needsta talk v who needsem ta shaddap?

not sure …wut all
i'm… obligated ta
…take seriously?

they're sayin we're stoop-ed
ta nah know their paradigm /
secret-sacred ideaea: wutta
do, n how ta think: alreddy?

iz jus: iz…
too well…
managed
ta nah be
…AI-lens
overlords

we're not obligated ta
comae ta their re-scve
but it is jus onna edgea
so longa go / justa nuff?
…standaerd hollow filter:
Should digit jus wutta say

this just in from *- f-zzz-tt -*
we're on? …ping response?
…wow… ok, so… this is…
the / our… space plannit's
first known / confirmed TV
transmission into the past
so from here on forth, you
can expect… *- f-zzz-tt -*

…n …aw… c'mon… man…
so: while i been helping you…
givin ya the benefit o the doubt,
accommodating sum supposition
n there is no truth to yer sidea that
but it has been taxin me on my end
so yer needin me ta respect yer fake
moren my real, n then forget about it?
n this is sposedta prove we're friendly
i'll take it seriously when i understand

n so: if at sum / …certain point…
they haven't even… paid us, yet?
we jus: klunk em over a hed… wit
dis here wooden / rubber mallett?
…n… Then a universe …starts…
whirkin out, correctly, frum there
…wait, the: Muzax …fading…

(sorry, hadda lookit up)
…ok, flip yerself over…
check onna back, there:
Should be a …flip-flap…
open it up n look inside,
see if there's Tiny print
n jus… do you havva
…setting …where…
we acknowledge i'm:
smarter (or wut ever)
n i'm: still not even…
holdin it against ya's,
or tryna outsmart ya,
or think lessa ya any,
so yer not even mad?

well, there goes:
any hopea peace
in That direction…

we'll believe that yer cuul when ya quyit
seemin liek ya feel ya hafta announce it
even ujusta be so reassuring more-nully

…ok, how bout: jus…
"i din mean ta bother,
jus …din know wutta
…rulesa unfair …are
…or how ta find out"

…lemme know
wutcha think…

but… if ya go away…
thinkin yer a …loser…
dat means ya are… so:
no one …hasta …care…
iz wut ya… de-serve, so…
de-fense iz: all pro-vided…

n am i Lording it over You,
alla thingies: You can do?
that i cannot, n never will?
…i think yer con-fuzzing…
opportunity …necessarily
("mua-hahaha" echiong?)

so, if you’ve ever been…
liek onna beach or sumn
mebbe a deserted desert
abandoned space plannit
surrounded by a buncha /
tonna regular gray rocks…

start wit alla… flashy items…
liek the rainbow neon lights…
or …wut ever's most annoyin,
til eventually… alla movement
ceases, ya becomae wunna em
…re-fusing …ta do …any thingy
…n gettin paid …as if izza skill…

Is the …general ideae
…albeit …eventually
only …ideae… ever
even …anya these
alleged universes…
mosta em …that’s…
what …entropy …is…
n it’s takin over …hello?

…maybe …the main…
Uncle Uncool …thingy…
about …anya us …is jus…
we dunno we’re whirth-less…
n: how ta be …okay, with that…

I can detect that yer…
measurin… where all:
I can detect n… how…
much n why n what at?
but dazza bout it, yeh…
parta how i know i exist
in unseen dime-ns-ions?
so, thanky …a lil, for that
…but, iz …liek …electro-
shock conversion therapy
…so, Auto: dun fun count

…well, it …sounds …liek …the…
weirdest thingy inna whirled, TM?
…that yer …never gonna tell me…
or admit anyone would …needta be
…told …any thingy inna foist place?
so… why bother, is more importantn
any thingy we …donnotice, o course
…naturally… whaz so embarrassin?

…nuttin on yer itinerary
…otherwise, anyways?

cuz yer friendship matters to me
…so …I’ve altered my behavior
…gona …tryn stop / quit havin
…any thingy ta do wit ya's…
see if that whirks out better

n Lonely purple …talk alot, see…
n purple nobody has any use for:
keep tryna be useful somehow…
for sum guudy readon, gotta be?

…n that’s …like…
half the …whirled…
just that, right there…
not sposedta know the
whirled that much, tho…

if they're nada llowed ta
comaplin about ya bein
…anya jus how ya are
…see how …there's a
whirkled ta hide behind

it means more ta you…
if i matter ta meself… n:
more liek dis, or liek dis?
(liek dis, or more liek dis;
or dis, liek more liek dis?)

it means…
more ta me
ya get alla
Comaplin
ya need

n wut if they …sed ya couldn…
…jus …be yerself …anymore…
but they din …tellya right away…
n not all at once either; more liek
made ya think: it was yer ideae?
n even if they …hadda make ya
…trickable …inta …talkin inta…
standin up n demandin it yerself
…n as if ya'd ever be …that…
half …unreadonable… right?

n see, the beauty part is:
if ya could, ya would; so
…ya'd be every-where;
every buddy'd know it,
n every buddy'd Do it
…semi-colons… on:
moren jus t-shirts…

…wut could you…
possibly hafta fear
…even if i …did…
were i capablea…
thinkin lessa ya…
than: say, meself?
…how'd it matter?

i think… it takes…
clearly …way more
…intelligense… ta…
play dumn than for…
say a rocket scientist
ta change iz own oil?
(whiz-dumn… also?)

is there any topic o conversation
…where exists in its universe…
sum thingy you can stand under
n not be …so fulla …vile vitriol?
…aha… then that's yer thingy…
yer …fakin-up for …sum orther
…dealio mishap, inna fun past
…ya got mnad …for no readon
and/or sum …embarrassin one
…so, now: ya gotta… Tryn say
even That's okay …somehow
but we're runnin outta iseaes
…n iz… startin ta show, so:
a …lil fun …embarrassin?
still: better at dis'n me…
i …fold …n walk away
(or: i would, i guess)

…n that's wut…
Funny-ness is…
ok… duly noted

…i dunno …how
you can …say ya
have no problem,
when …obviously
there's nuttin but
…iz liek izza…
beauty part…
if i ever get…
winda bein…
onta ya's any
…you can jus
pulla fun plug
…zero… / no:
accountability

…is Liek ya were…
never allowed… ta:
know yer an id-ion,
as a child… n now?
yer takin it out onna
…whirled, or sumn

also, it's not possible
to tell from here how
…accurate is our…
perception of jus…
responsibility, man

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1386

of course we're honest
if we're allowed ta be?

you mean… you think…
the poor …hafta suffer…
so, the… few bnad guys…
milkin …the fun …system…
(cuz, iz… still too imperfect)
will stay …down inna bottom
where The Poor will be their
easiest best / whirst victims
n training / target dummies
…so be more acclimated
thus skillful at suffering?
or is there sum orther
ulterior fun motive?

izza topic i'm interested in, cuz…
it makes …alla …orther thingies
somehow make more sense, n…
then we see wut sense can make
…n so …how valuable sense is…
far out-weighing any com-petit-ion
of orther thingies even, so imagine

n then, they'll say,
"sure, ya dunno"?

so, if you’ve ever been…
like, onna beach or sumn
mebbe a deserted desert
palm tree n bubble, onna
abandoned space plannit
/ surrounded by a buncha
tonna regular gray rocks…

i still dunno yet why
i hafta put up wit dis

start with all the flashy items, liek…
tune inta em so they stand out, liek
…neon rainbow bright stripey lights?
n then, whirk yer way ever down, ever
adjusting to filter out the most extreme
…liek trimmin hedges / puttin up wit…
justa lil bit, a lil bit atta (take yer) time
we don wancha ta feel over-whirked
n …eventually all movement ceases
n you …becomae… One of Them…
Is the general ideae n …eventually
only idea ever even, anya these…
alleged universes …mosta em…
that’s what entropy is …and it’s:
takin over alla spacetime… so:
sum for every specimen hello

Maybe the main Uncle Uncool
thingy about any of us… is jus
we don’t know we’re worthless
and how to be okay with that…
so, lucky we have each orther?

I can detect …that
you’re measurin…
where I can detect
and how much and
why and …what at?
…dazza Bout it, yeh
sorry for the con-fuzz
hope we can still be
wut ever ya digit it?

well, it sounds like… the…
weirdest thing in the world
that yer never gona tell me
or admit …anyone …would
could should needta be told
anything inna first place, so
…why bother? is waz more
importantn …any thingy we
don notice, course naturally
…waz so …embarrassing?
scary, iffa whirled thought
the whirsta us then… but
wut can …anyone …do?

your friendship matters to me,
so …I’ve altered my behavior,
to… Going to try to stop trying
having anything to do with you
…see if That works out better?

Lonely people talk a lot… and…
people nobody has any use for…
keep tryin to be useful somehow…
half the world, just that right there…

…they only have use for…
bringin each orther down?

basically …running an experiment
which …entails / involves endless:
alleged… empirical observations…
jus pittin… my skill at keepin up wit
any alla rules acknowledged or not
against their ability ta cheat at me?
be all sneaky, wit-out ever admittin:
reassurance's a thingy ever hearda
n get that one by the wire, behind it

we hope you …know we
…canna be responsible…
for any even undetectable
damage so dun ta yerself?
…as long as… ya so insist

n ya'd be so surprised
the lengths they go to
ta re-move more-null
frum yer hard-wires?
…empty yer pockets

ya gotta be able ta transform inta a UFO/RV
n then go do those thingies, which (ok / yeah)
may have been jus r-/d-ecently so demonized?

n the tryna getcha's ta jus
nah notice a fun fidderence /
paint witta widea nuff brush /
("joina mislabelers' socieities" don
mean, necessarily, wut it usedta?)
assume associat-ion assimilat-ion
jus: alla thingies associated wit Xn
(n then, yer Rx goes wit out sayin)

so: inductive-capacitance
v capacative-inductance
(n Lz n Cz, respectively;
uniformly, categorically /
Xl n Xc bein impedence)
n hook yer speakers up?

cuz anywhere their experimenrt goes awry
they always only ever blame the specimen
so… is as if: their culture society paradigm
there is …no context where …a specimen
could ourank …an even bad experiment?
so, we: may hafta runna few more scans;
but, it looks liek yer nah gonna havva say
so: i would jus give up sayin or tryna any
…meanwhile: amuse yerself, inna back

any thingy
we can get
so all worng
…even yet?

well, ya… obvioulsy, wenta
svch …ef-forts ta pre-pare?
mvst… mean sumn to ya's?
(liek: say, witta chef n fuud)

iz jus… they needta be naughty…
but the only thingy that bothers ya
is …allegedly actually sposedly…
pretendin… yer the one bein that

…so… cantcha jus pretend ta be
…naughty …or …wanna tryn be?
iz their …only …thingy …n they…
got no one else ta play wit today?

is liek they're …so swimmin around in
selfishness n addicted ta bein greedy
…that they, wut… don even not-ice?
the few of us who don even notice?

there's energy
only in inertia
aka ignoring
entropy etc.

i …thoguht… ya were mnad…
n… jus for …tryna …find out…
why yer …obviously so mnad?
prolly …jus …i'm a fun …idiot?

if ya were a
proper purple
ya'd know how
ta feed yer-self?

so you can see how the pro-duct changes:
as we get fidderent purple, experience etc.
n tella fidderence in those areaes/arenaes
n that there's orther thingies kinda liek that
n how ta adjust a lil bit, in general mebbe?
so now you can see you can do that too…
iz …so why they so hadda get so ridda us

but time power canna even make us nah exist
n we're nah capablea havin an argument wittit

so seems liek yer gonna
hafta accept an obvious?

yer not doin enough… ta
make me feel safe n sane
…jus …bein all …grumbly,
liek iz …tolly …okay ta be?
so: wut musta universe be?
…wut am i sposedta think…
that ya don care wut i think?
coexists peaceably wit okay
n i needta come up wit that
or i'm not tryin hardy nuff?
rocket-science-oil change
…bein: moren necessary
over-compensating, etc.?
(suffocation witta pillow…
n also laughin about it iz…
wut makes it an athe-crime
iz wut yer tryna normalize?
iz wut makes it sumn else?
you'll say ya never hearda?
n since eery thingy's runnin
jus fin as far as you can tell
assume iz alreddy signed?)

yera …pre-whole-ash…
for not dismissin yerself
…before time existed…
so: hurry uppa bout it?"

opr this translatyor's broikje…
so guudy luuk findin a re-pair
bot, or wever, onna outernet?
n don get any fun closer tho?

solar power requires…
proximity ta stars …or…
it takes fun forever… so…
tiny bitta space / tonsa time
…so… inverse relat-ion-ship
…seemta've: locked us out…
izza derivative integral thingy
jus liek velocity n acelleration
or circumference area volume
…implies an extra dimension
/ someone forgot ta mention?

n where there's… dimension, there's direction
…n where there's direction, there's a director;
n where there's a director there's a producer;
n where there's a producer there's …usually
…right, a production assistant… so… wut…

i'm not tryna cause a problem, but wut
matters ta ya …moren bein lefta lone?

honest question, not tryna be smart…
or smarty nuff, or too smart, or w'ever

a pilea
gray…
rocks?
…umn

iz liek they …don havva place in their brains,
for wut …ever ya may hah-pen ta needem ta,
or …anyway they can say that whenever, but:
o… course ya have no framea reference, so…

…as long as
yer …not in
…trubble /
…hassle,
any? n no
matter wut

we never know wutta expect?
we keep sayin we're tryna say
n wut could be more important
and/or you don needta explain

preliminary conclusions
…v… ambiguity etc. inc.

they're …jealousa…
how …easy we gottit

ya ever have …wunna those daze where:
every thingy jus… re-fuses ta whirk / be /
act correctly, n as if is alla yer own fault?
then pre-tends ta not be laughin about it
cuz yer tryin every thingy ya can thinka?
n even that'll never be guudy nuff, cuz…
ya canna image-in doin that ta someone,
so it couldn possibly be hah-pennin ta ya
…is wut yer only real problem is or sumn;
so quit fuzzin wit us, mebbe by jus existin
…i have …those daze …every daze, now
…zat mean: there's sumn worng, wit me?

…cuz they're jus… gravity forced
…ta mix …alla their cliques… so:
now they hafta hafta do wit you's;
cuz there …couldn …possibly be
any …real readon …not to… only
you dunno …anya the fun …rvlez
…now, if that don urth yer feel-ins
nuttin will, so… ya prolly don have
any …thvs don deserve merit bein
remotely condisered whirthy ever?
so: izza insult ta …anyn …alla our
…ef-forts, there …n jus so far, so:
keep it up …ta see wut you'll get
…n then rinse-repeat / roll again
from there… as ya should know
…n stay that ultima con-fuzzed
and/or we'll… jus be off-ended

now, we canna drive ya crazy…
if ya start out crazy ta begin wit!

so: "simple misunderstanding"
v… "surely, Dis must off-end"?

we don do
…haylpin…
each orther?

see, i was under
the impression…
nunna ya's werea
…slightest bit viel

i say you Can hayalp me
in ways that would havva
positive effect …instead?
…but foistr, jus listewn…

we all have… readons enough
…to be …so deeply-pressed…
but, the purpose in lief is still ta
be groovy to each orther, right?

…you …do …seem to be …all…
happily / haplessley / hopelessly…
embedded in an economy where…
yer jus: constantly down on yerself…
but even that's an uncool thing to be;
so yer always …pretending yer not?
n then, ya tell yerself that, so much
that you even start ta believe it…
n so: orther thingies that make…
as much opposite sense, that…
yer not even payin attention ta
…as the …requisite ingredient
/ somatic …component, o that:
equation / magic …spell, so…

cuz jus: dis disco-u-raged?
izza only fun unacceptable
yer allowed ta write down?

yer disappointed, i'm:
scared yer trickin me?

ya jus needta be
even more ok wit
never bein able ta
be ok wit even dat
but we are, n we're
not even
lording it
over ya's
so as ta whip ya
more inta shape
n discrediting
yerself for us
or else
there'll be more n
these're the rules
n we're not
yer friends
jus sayin dis's
wut friendly is

n we don care ya havva mis-perception
it shouldn hafta comae up for ya ever?

yeah, i would be mortified, if
ya thought i waz upta sumn?
but there would never be any
…possible positive from there
involving me …not scrambling /
tryna clear uppa misconception?
see, it dun hah-pen in my whirled
…yer: tolly takin advantage of me
…n ya'd …prefer i don …not-ice?
now, tryn guess waz reelee so up

cuz, if ya think we're bein worng at ya
…it gives us permiss-ion ta finally be
…even if iz jus …impatience, any…

cuz, you can …always jus:
interrupt n jus… say iz me
…or …if iz you… jus mute

…n …then …keep …interrupting…
preventin me frum standin under it;
or nuttin i can do any thingy about?

yer ego is
burnin yer
soul, we're
…tryin ta…
save ya's…

you laughin more
with a monsters?
or more at them?

ay, ya laughin
atta monsters,
or more wittem

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yer actin liek i don deserve a straight answer
so i better jus… do wut ya fun tell me …only
("wut i tellya")… inna listed onna outer-net…
n you sed as long as we were here, in such
close proximity ta the star o this system, we
hadda go back inta character-method mode
n pretend we're campin inna power out gag
n then that the punchline is wit-in reach any

it's liek gettin towed ta a repair shop…
n not even auto-body for transmission
…so they keep rammin ya inta a pole
justa hafta give ya a paint job; nah…
dis's a used-car lot / junk-grave-yard
…but: built on non-un-holey ground?
…so, ya canna always tell: when the
parking space next door is yer friend

so …the creatures wandered… jus
…exactly as far as they could go…
no more, no less (perfect planning)
n stumbled / sorta …staggered in?
din know how ta reada writin, cuz
iz been about a bagzaillion years
(which they'll call zerl-gons then)
n so, at foist: the entity din know
wutta fun tellem cuz it din speak
their language… havin not been
spyin onnem this whole time, so
…it felt a lil silly for itself, also…
but: after awhile, the creatures
had muttered enough for jazz
so the copmputer replies inna
whisper so weird ta be heard
"ay, you purple… ya alright?"
n manifested forth sum fuud
n inna beautiful burst o light
…which it left there, for em
…leavin em free ta decide
if it reelee was spicy enuf
ta be condisered alright?

sounds lieka kinda thingy
ya …faded munna me for
fallin for a few minnas ago
…but, yer argument was…
kinda tenuous… at best, so
now ya needa make it so…
prove i'm a fool n there's no
con-vincin ya orther-wise…
that'll lern me iz useless ta:
nah jus joina fun bad guys
(only hopea gettin proper
instructions / havin: halfa
ideae wutta do fun next)

don whirry, we got you…
n iz nahta …dieth-watch
…more of a campsite…

…sorry, we're… jus:
…programmed ta…
discern resentment
…til ya more resent
…disc-ernment…?

only purple liek me
getta be interrupted
dismissed, discarded
n not as afterthoughts
don getta think straight
yer disresptin me safety
so, don getta know that?
or is… jus …inconvenient
n yer only sayin that so i'll
be called a funinspiration
when yer proven worng?
n by any thingy else, tho

they needed readons ta disrespect n…
we needed thingies ta be empathic wit

…dya havva use for dumn purple…
orthern makin me think they're smart
…so then …they get …all off-ended?

i don think ya Do havva use for us:
orthern fakin munna us …for fun…
fuzzin wit us, cuz we're fuzz wits…
n makin us feel silly for ours-elves
…so you'll feel better about …that
bein yer job, all else yer guudy at?
alla orther used-care sales-purple
n viel-hypnotists… got real jobs…
or so the outer-net is fulla stories
…callin alla Dem a buncha liars?

…as long as…
you always think
…i can …always
jus say… yer jus
wastin me time?

…n as long as…
we always say…
i always …think…
also n additionally
…thus: obviously

i got busier thingies i'm upta, so…
izza imposition …wastin me time…
n i alreddy …gave ya's a present…
right, havin this much ta do witcha's
…so… ya better keep bein nice n…
let me… run outta back way, n go…
"whoop-whoop," alla way outta town

well, i …know i'm
…notta bnad guy
…n… you don…
hafta put up wittit

ok, so: jus call…
Calla-iffa-ornery
…TM… for me?
see if there's a…
place for …me…
silly idea already

the real quest-ion is:
how d'we get more
customers in here

before
lunch,
tho…

shame
v scold
v shun

…ok… yer a champ… but, jus:
…ok… they're lyin… that they
reelee don care wut ya think?
but… yer never gonna guess
…so jus: get back in there, n
tryn stall for the UFO/RVs ta
land inna rose garden, etc.?

ignoring me doesn't whirk;
n ya got nuttin else even?

if i developed… a further handicap…
from jus… bein so ignored… would i
find it …even more fiddicult ta avoid
ya nah havina put up wit even that?
…don hafta answer that now, dya?

we prefer especially that ya…
dunno how ta jus bugger off…
we find it: quaint n …authentic

no, i don think ya liek me… i jus
…think ya don hafta put up wit
not havin got …ridda me yet?
n y'all jus …use each orther
ta further yer quests ta find
pleasure center stimulation
that's the top yer bottom ta
n every thingy else's… wut
…ya don hafta put up wit…

n the thingy is…
n ya don wanna
make the boass:
outta be …a liar?
but there reelee is
nuttin ya can do ta
ever winna ill-favor
…sorry …for alla…
inconveniencing…

engaging in conversation is not
wunna the services ya provide?

so, The System TM is right?
n jus image-in all how much
…trubble / hassle went inta
jus gettin wunna us ta be…
able ta imagine sayin that?
right, now go back ta bed!

silence
means
they're
mnad…
n we're
…bad?

y'mean: yer Reelee
Repugnant-wons n
yer mnad me Art is
a broken chackrae
…or reelee thrilled
/ yer bred n butter

ya …havva …narrow /
…dim viewa a whirled
…but we're gruuvy, so
we'll …schtick …wittit?

…foist rulea bein a boass… jus…
always be gruuvy ta every buddy;
that way if ya ever needta nah be

they'll …never …see it comin…
but every buddy's hearda that
so every buddy's always nice

n yer liek… soo
sorry ya ruined
every tingy…
every where
ya even go

yer sayin
i'm callin
ya a liar?

you still think i'm
…smartern you
though, right?

we're not sposedta care
wut orthers any thingky
moren wut we think they
might be capablea doin?

well, wut i would do is:
pre-tend it din hah-pen
and/or it din matter, or
it waz alla their fault?

cuz Faith cons us inta
puttin up wit Schtickity
…til that's why …so iz
only alla our own fault
n if daz all it ever duz
…daz all iz guud for…

maybe ya never been
on …this sidea this…
kinda negotiat-ion, n:
Daz… waz showin?

but then, if ya act liek
yer only …actin liek…
ya know wut yer doin,
Then …purple'll let ya
(please continue doin:
wut ever ya fun wan)?
cuz if they wanna see
wut hah-pens next…
so …here's a lista…
most liekliy thingies

so, the only …real readon… why yer
(n wit out yer knowledge or consent)
posing as a super hero, in this case,
for us, izzat ya" jus so hah-pen ta be
the best space-pilot inna galaxy TM?
yes, witta trippo-helix DNA style type
but witta won redeemin-idiosyncracy
ya forget yer own ship even exists…
n any thingy related ta that element
o …possible topics o conversations
even ideaes ta allegedly condiser…
only compensating score available?
competing witta comprehensive con
wuz job it is: ta feather-fall us gently
…so now we do pizzaa n mochae…

yeah, except you can always jus say
i'm nah tryn hardy nuff n walka way?

…so as super powers go…
feelin pretty silly for yerself

strategy philosophy
never lettem think
…you think yer…
not onna ropes?

which means
in yer case…
never believe
it …yerself…

yer a conscientious explainer,
copmpromiser n extrapolator,
usually a bad combination…
forces ya ta be: readonable

n it's no big dealio, now…
but, i …usedta be able ta
…tay'll …the …area o…
wut ever circle… jus by
lookin atta Sin / Co-Sin

iz how regular n more-null a thingy it usedta be…
n it wunna greatest dealio thingy ta be able ta do
not even at foist, but o course now… no buddy'd
be impressed wittit or have any use for that skill
…but, we may've lost tracka such posasibilities

A …sub x:
is …Wut,
again…?
…Ax…?

…n we …speak…
as a committee…
jus so ya know…

deviant oddball
mutant artist…
nah expected
ta survive, or
…deserve ta
…take itself
…seriously?

why waste our… time witta
…ideaes o yer existence?

izzit yer job ta convey dis information?
izzit yer purpose ta be so irritating…
as ta insist upon these ideaes…
n let Us …takem or leavem
…based on …our righta
…internal …decisions?

maybe it's a liek
…"almost-land"
…kinda thingy

liek how gravity is almost pi-squared
…so inna-pinch can be substituted…
if yer flexible n can laught at yerself?

where "far-out" means
…sumn tolly fidderent

if yer gonna pro-miss purple
iz …gonna be ok, for a livin
ya …hafta be guudy nuff…
ta be… concinving, or else
that's …wut yer real job is

n ya feel trapped …by
politics n philosophy…

n yer observin em n alla dis
…you don havva opinion…
they don notice that… yet
so iz sorta a contest now
who notices that …foist
…n then …contests are
normalized… n ya look…
down at yer feet n… notice…
quicksand turnin ta …cement…
but, yer a …poet, so …symbolic…
self-advocacy ineffective neccesarily

n they'll …say yer ungrateful… (hafta)
ignoring alla pleasantries… (dat point)
wuzza matta, nah guudy nuff for ya's?
n …ya tink yer so guudy nuff for us?
…schtick liek dat, space plannit…
gaseous anomalie …fulla parsec

n they …think yer …complaining
…jus …muttering ta yerself… liek
yer sposedta in any given situation
cuz the east sidea the ocean… is…
where ya watch sunsets frum… n…
where sunrises… 're best / most…
…appreciable …frum off shore…
catchin the …land …skylines…
kinda novelty in our culture…
whereas You… bein frum…
the west sidea… the ocean
…completely …fidderent…
almost arguaby opposite…
the …forests …at night…
mutterless …necessarily

tryna getcha usedta jus:
every thingy bein worng
n even that bein alright?

…n then, wutta bout the:
"there's always …sumn"
philosophy psychology
…paradigm paradox?

now the dimens-ions
're linin up observing
…detecting interest
…n so relevance…

…n ta conscientiously admit…
when it wuz irresponsiblea ya?

n so is… more…
notta be liek that
…but ta show ya
how ta be yerself

…jus… rolla…
patolohological
idiosyncratic…

hafta comae up
witta new one?
every fun day

or lose 10% experience
…compounding daily…

…n hafta start over a next day
only ya canna usea same bits

they think that's how ya gettem
…ta swear they care, so… an
"auto-obligate em" schtickity…
which …they …hearda that…

so, that's… jhus how
…most …lief forms…
make contact… safer
/ much more common
(one inside the orther
…n so on n so forth)

n ya say, or may…
"ay, waita minna…
daz hah wut i waz
…prom-missed"?
but" it is the only
thingy reall innit
so exactly wut?

"you don havva righta be inna right"
= opposite fallacy aka "wuh-whuh"?

…respecta …survival
mechanism …v never
…lettem …take yer…
coping menchanisms

hedonism whirth moren health
for pharmaceuticals, n then…

ya lettem scare ya off yer mound
…n …then, they …get ya …so…
givin em the benefit o the doubt?
but wut intensity is up for debate

is jus there's
…amazingly
cuul thingies
inna universe
…ya don hafta
not notice em…

n then they give ya a buncha stuff ta do
(n until there's …nuttin but) …that ya…
canna possibly Not fail, even miserably
…n there's… no one to possibly sue…
so, ta …getcha usedta… That ideae?

…who would wanna be…
…where they canna ever
be …equals, ever any?

any interrogation, go:
well, now that i Am
witta …in-tell clvb
o… Course, me
reactions're…
tolly fidderent…
which: They know…
even I would know That…
so, o Course, so would You…
n… any thingy ya'd get outta me
wouldn be remotely trve / guudy
Only for …runnin ya rampant in
…so many circles it wouldn be
whirtha trubble / hassle unless
ya needem ta tink yer dat silly,
n so needta be faded munna?

n then …in-tell organizat-ions
do stoop-ed thingies alla time
summa em tolly on pur-pose?

1387
…
1388

well, anyways… that's how
they …came ta bring down
the whole conspiracy, so…
thank you, for yer patience

only profves:
we're crazy…
jus assume…
That posture

…reelee sorry you keep
guessin yincorreclt, but
we cannot allow ya ta:
take advantagea us?

yer takin me temperature on
how suceptible i'd be ta bein
…interviewed for a position?
("i'd still hafta thinka bout it")

i clicked the worng thingy n it locked up;
is that more-null, liek every ten seconds,
n also every orther thingy there even is?
n would bad guys get mnad if we notice

n yer still: tolly scared sacred,
n think yer tolly always worng
n while… botha those thingies
're tolly trve, the one thingy yer
Missin is… they put ya there…
(so obviously, albeit eventually)
wut all it took is …prolly yer bill
(reelee only matters ta you; tho
o course, no one's ever gonna
feel free ta relay that bit ta ye
cuz if Daz wut ends up bein
the …foist n final / famous
/ most popular product…

might subvert a whole industry
sayin "wazza fun point" …only
wit time portals, so the effect
…would be instantaneous…
n also, no one'd ever notice)

…n then, the bite of humility, itself…
where any buddy could do as guudy
n then when ya don, yer not even…
doin as guud as any buddy would…
which meanwhile equals wut, again?
don whirry, not every buddy falls for it

shouldn the oddsa probability be
in charges benefit o the doubt m
not the orther waya round ever?

n that's the thinga bout irony…
iz everywherte inna universe…
liek …every star system hazza
Comet-E… thingies liek that…
n mebbe don always know it?
jus alla sposedta be parta it?
wut we're whirkin wit, 'ere…

so, purple who don…
never talka boiut how
muzzed up schtick is
…iz …nah that they
don …notice, right?

see how it's a one-dimensional ideae
movin freely through 3D spoacetime?

so, before you becameo undeadly,
were ya alreddy whirkin fora boass
or don they even let ya remember?

same readon there's
wild-card electives?
no "over our heads"

how dare you thinka
me that unreadonable

cuz: glorifying disaster
/ makin it whirse onna
next one comae long
…is our only chance
but there's a new…

cuz, meanwjhile, yuer co-whirkjer
at yer …sdecret reel carreer, is…
havina …bigger imparcet on yer
personmality paradox paradigm
spo ya hafta make uppa …story

…readon ta get usedta: not
ever… finishin a …thought?
(we think yer that silly, now)

have you hade yer Comaplin?
yeah, but if it's not happening,
you can't even complain, so…

…on average, only one outta
…every coupla dozen, or so:
celebrities n public officials…
is… Not an alien-overlord, AI
…hollow-graphic-simulation,
AI-ndrod, AI-lens, or sumn…
canya …identify …anya em?
…skip ahead… skip ahead…
math, math, math… ok, then
…yer math / point is in-valid?
yer Magic is only an ill-us-ion,
n reassurance is justa dream
…n yer… Prolly outta Meds?
…n see, dazza joke about…
disenfranchising dismissable
/ dismissing disenfranchising
(should be all ya needta say)

yer Amazing-ish-ist
sooper-power is…
sayin thingies yer
…parallel-reality
alternates would
/ tunin inta em…
that well so as ta
prevent trubble /
hassles here in
…dis universe

now, flippa channel before
a commercial turns over…

…ya say "peace" liek…
there's war inside me…
why dya wan me ta nah
be able ta believe that?

they'll say yer mnad
whenever frustrated
n then, jus make ya:
more fun frustrated?

what's the
downside
ta either?

but, ya haven't told me
wut i dun worng, yet…
a real purple is gonna
…tink ya stil digtit it?

i'm dr. viel…
wit amnesia…
only explanation

iz …nah possible… ta
diosrespect me …i'm
nada llowed ta mind

…ya should be…
fluourishing more
…iz disrespectful

so i don alrededy know how ta be
is why i don ever getta deserve ta
…well, why doncha jus post a sign
sayin that atta entrance to a planit?

i was told ta wait here… but
…not to say that… i only…
thoughta that …jus now…

no Real Operative…
woule be… allowed
…ta …believe me…
if i gave that …the…
benefit o the doube…
is that why yer here?

no one thinks
i'm not their
friend, or
has any
use for
that?

i must be
the Gawd
o Sarcasm

…n why yer
…always…
so sure…

…orther-wise why
…ever even any
…either …only…
Urth me feelins, or
jus …scareda me?

so believe yer ancients
if not figments o their
fun imaginations?

they'll believe us …when
they're scareda us enuf?

n were i whirthy…
ya never woulda
…hearda me?

cuz if it turned
outta be trve n
then i jus left…

…in order to …maintain the illusion…
that authority over you is necessarry
so they can… get wut they stil wan?
n no one ever hearda an open mind
…solvin any problems unless they
never existed …inna foist place?
…may be your turn ta gahed…

yer required to misperceive yer situation
…so ya don make orthers too uncomfy…
n we're gonna needa better readon soon

…cuz …my survival…
never seemsta qualify
for / as a legit priority,
they sed we needta:
comae ta You foist?

ok, so… the whirled… got
…tricky talked inta …jus…
not complainin righta way
…n eventually, until they…
jus couldn take it anymore,
n then… we rinse n repeat
…so …alla energy saved…
jus: now we're over budget
yer gonna hafta compromise
…for tolly reals… this time…

izzit cuzziz…
nah possible
…ta make a
…mistake…
about me?

ok, but…
no tricks,
this time

wut ever yer
still askin for
jus know ya
canna have

n yer the one bein unreadonable
…cuz… i whirk for a boass who's
…sworn ta prevent yer whirryin?
so we jus changed the definition
…which is easier than adjusting
even to …any given situation…

dude, if ya:
canna even
…quittit jus…
bein yerself…

but, it's …more
important that…
purple who're jus
…doin their jobs:
getta pass… n…
still always getsta

…so… unless …yer…
makin more munney…
for sum rich af boass…
currently tolly enjoyina…
inconsolable, incorrigible,
n irreproachable status…

i …guess i'm
jus… scared
ya don care

they getta be more rigid at zero notice
so you getta be more flexible, but only
…whenever it makes matters whirse…

so you should Wub yer chances
…moren even yer whole self…
mebbe turn off those consoles

n we want our
…daze ta be
…more than
Only about…
endless disappointment
/ impossible confusion /
unexpected damnation;
but …no one's ever
…hearda that, they
…keep …tryna say

is there any
cooperation
…anyone'll
recognize?
…is even:
possible?
not silly?

iz yer own fault
for nah bein so
self-ish enuf…

ok, i woke up witta plan…
n general confidence… i'll
…entertain counter offers

alla yer suggestions
whirk only for you, so
serve to normalize that
…nada llowed ta notice?

they'll get mnad…
if ya …tryn …be…

n alla broken
…promises /
…unrealistic
expectrations…
i should think: i…
should think it's me?

…they want ya to feel okay…
Especially when ya shouldn?

it's not that they don understand, jus:
they'd be uncomfortable admitting it?

cuz: i could…
never do that

n then, which heavens
…for those so pious?

n cures / curses
…for vile veils?

wouldn it be cuul if i were cuul
only under cuul circumstances
…cuz …cuul, n circumstances
…are …less lieky ta change…

yer priorities
are to be…
ignored…
to dieth?

Yer only …place is ta be
…so casually dismissed
…n …quit …bothering…
wuz yer brain For, then?

n then ya associate any …real…
pain, misfortune, sufferin …wit…
ya deserve it, for bein a crybaby
…n then …replace it… wit wut?

i don havva sensea alright
or wuttit might be liek, liek
every ideae discrediteds?

so then, the missing piece would be
if every orther species inna galaxy
sees this alla time, not surprised

why do they wannus ta think
…we don needta practice?

the first plannit nations
…were …reelee jus…
scientific …ventures?
then the ads started

it's …not a scenario we
can …possibly adjust to

duz any buddy think:
we deserve this, or…
can possibly survive?

…prove no buddy can…
take it as a compliment /
move onto the next one?

cuzzit don whirk, askin nice
…ta be more despondent?
n shrivel …n shivver a lil?
they think yer sarcastic?

so yeah, jus tellem
yer always liek that
…ta make it: Seem
more …readonable;
but …that ya usually
tendta comae round
…ta force their faith,
project out ta infinity

then, be as unpredictable as weather…
rember, slow n steady wins the pace…
that way …yer not wastin any energy
on …speedin up or …slowin down?

jus …casual advice…
who could have any
pro-blem with that?

if ya mis-spill it incorrectly
it could becomae Causal
n then any buddy not on
…Comaplin'd …hafta…

cuz if it …turned out…
we really… were nice…
it\…d be …controversial…
embarrassin ta sum purple
…n …hope that's nice enuf…
but… we …can never tell, so…
…we hafta tryn be even nicer…
so, ok… how's… That for a bit?

izzit jus: n bear wit me…
yer scared i won digit ye?
is enuf ta reelee believe me
even though ya know better
n alla have proof against it?

now, yer not sposedta…
get booed atta open mic…
except sarcastically, haha…

…cuz if …ya do it all yerself…
ya getta …keep alla munney…
but, if they havva bagazillionth…
that's wut they pay you, instead?
…that\s jus… bnad negotiation…

it's the important thingies
…it's the anti-alien aliens

…why did the race
-ish-ist crossa road
…iz tire blew out…

cuz, we Pole-Oxen…
thought Pole-Oxen…
jokes were the key ta
understandin …wutta
whirled felt iz… worng
wittus… n so …wut we
must change… about…
ours-elves, ta …be cuul
…but then it backfired…

so now we sell purple nipples
…we wear em on our heads…

n then if they do hafta quit, the
price is bein that pissed at ya?

n i don havva righta criticize…
but alla dis schtick's fuzed up?

ok, wut if ya talked me inta it…
wazza next phase n that plan?

1388
…
1389

ok, i needa rudest fewest ruffest tuffest
…mose evil vile revolutionarties ever…
so, we're gonna havva special con-test:
* boom * boom * boom * boom * boom *
there seemsta be only a few of us left
…ok, i gotta special project for ya's…

i don think iz legal,
for me ta approcah
wunna you, thinkin
expectin ta survive

…wut makes you
think ya should…
expect ta survive
dis bit jus so far?

i'm
pro-
testin
…con
-flict…

don …seem liek ya needta
…schtick …up for yerself…
izza only way, we checked

i dunno how
ta make ya
dis happy

we don havva righta criticize, cuz…
there's no criticism o us wit dun fly?

well, you seem liek a nice person
…mebbe there's …zero thingies…
worng inna whole entire univese…

jus beena …series / sequense
…o fuzzy misunderstanfings…
ytou guys …deserve an award

you don care
n that's okay
/ even the…
only normal

…and i spose…
more well better
adjusted ta dis
even alreddy

so, they're aither…
paid ta fuzz wittus,
or don needta be?
how is That okay?

cuz they will violently oppose
any attempt ta understand?
even wit silence n smiles?
cuz is… jus their …style?

…they …treat us …liek they're…
nah whirried about bein haunted
…ever …n liek: no matter wut…
that insurance is fully paid up?

i din know …it wuz yer job
…ta tryn gettus ta ather…
purple / ours-elves / …lief?
sorry they gave that ta ya…

n ok… an irony maybe, but…
vertical societies are the ones
…gettin their tops n bottoms
…mixed up… / sorted out…

…all i …know is…
yer not scareda it
…turnin out i don…
reelee liek you at all

nuttin ta be scareda;
jus …laughin at how
…pathetic ya are…?

luuk… no down-side ta athin me…
i'm …almost talked inta it meself…

ya do hafta know…
how unfair ya are…
\jus walkin inna room

i do freel a lil
underground
railroaded…

i have no ideae
…wut yer talkin
about, begone…

cuz if after a bagazillion serl-gone
…iffa only …purple ya ever liek
…never mind iz …all there is…
're …reelee tolly sacred scary
it hazza measure able effect

well, i've beena round…
people who Din liek me

no one's gonna comae up ta ya
n say, "ok, here's wutta deaio iz"
…cuz …if it made sense… ya'd
prolly …be able …ta believe it…
as long as ya don actually yell…

…i only
speak
Real…
n you
Know
Tha?

…pre-pro-grammed…
witta pre-disposition…
ta letcha always win…

so, yer not sposedta know;
cuz, wut'd be the fun innit?

n then wut all they hafta do
ta spin ya as unreadonable,
n then if only jus ta yerself?

don whirry, we're sure ya'd
still …defeat us so easily…
even if ya din havve whole
space plannit fulla purple…
backin ya uppa whole time
…but ya still don need to…

n we're sure there's a perfectly good reason why
…we don't deserve an explanation… to death…
but for a perfectly good reason …we're certain?

…ya …need me ta…
believe ya, anyway…
i think yer tryna say?

so, optimism
n confidence
're all jus lyin

so, we should
be …relieved

i whirry in order for
you to save face…
i hafta let ya say ya
misunderstand me?

but if we can say iz all friendly fire
…we can say ya diddit ta yerself
so: must tolly digit it / wut-ever…
so: no one's allowed ta interfere
…n the beauty part… stand by

they have yetta in-vent
…a practical joke TM…
capablea …doin me in?
(but that's why we getta:
callem …practical, yeah)

pre-tend
iz okay…
wut then
wouldja
…say?

insteada lyin there complainin
why doncha do sumn about it?

right, so jus quit
fun complainin…

except about alla
fun complainers?

so, ya ad-mit
…thingies…
're not okay

i also feel you'll interrupt
every thought i tryn have
…cuzza …real object is ta
…re-duce me …ta mush…
n izza tried n trve method…
so my point must be invalid
…anyways, yer nice enuf?
so, dis's all way un-cuul…

our tolerance
is superior…

ya seem …kinda heart-set on
there …not bein a problem wit
how ya been treatin me so far?
liek… if we jus hold our breaths
i'll be the one to pass out foist…
n the longer it takes, the madder
i hafta say i'm bein all capablea?
n then we get inta semantics etc.

ya don getta slam me for bein ignorant
while keepin alla those secrets secret
…and/or vice-fun-versae …unless…

more acceptable
…less ta go on…

n if yer not even complainin
…they getta go home early

they'll only communicate
…on channels they rule
…talk ya into that idea

…sadness is …only mocked…
only example… ya ever seen…
so iz silly ta notice yer wounds…
ya look down at yer empty socket
art chackrae, ya usedta hafta callit
n wonder why ya exist even ever n
luuk up at …someone yellin at you
…never …getta word in edge-wise
…bully pushin ya …offa …ideaes…
n pretty soon ya hafta agree, but…
ya gtotta speak it in their language
…n really believe it tolly honestly…
for sum darker beyondo pur-pose

they'll pre-tend ta under-stand
…n pre-tend ta care… n then
pre-tend ta hafta, either way

n when ya hit the quicksand
…you'll be face down, but…
mighta memorized prayers,
so… ya won't Hafta thinik?

you want me to be more realistic, wit less ta go on;
why else would i be here …or anywhere even yet?

cuz it would be the heighta arrogance
for me ta be able ta assume welcome
…especially undera circumstances…
n the confusion only makes it funnier

i was whirried… me only
sellin feature… was how
gullible i am… but mostly
only cuz yer sayin… iz all
cuul, n notta whirry; even
though there's: obviously
…plentya fun readon ta?

cuz if yer that self-less n committed, we:
wouldn have any …hobbies in common?

…cuz, no one thinks…
ya could …urth a fly, or
should have any friends
…n yer …friendly, but…
that's jus followin rules?

so: if yer …not viel, n ya
…think ya have friends…

n alla tortured souls ya must be jus…
mimicking exactly perfectly, long gone

prolly haddit wit me alreddy, jus …bein:
every thingy i sed i waz inna foist place

tele-graphin…
scared sacred
…until iz silly?

so, mebbe: justa lotta
…nuttin's guudy nuff
n …nuttin better be?
n …better be thrilled
or else we're un-cuul

…n …if… yer nice…
ya shuold be able ta
take a lil bitta teasin
…well ok and tuff…

every choice i made
wuz no choice at all
but: blamed on me?

n ya ever think yer sposedta say
ya known purple liek that before
but which o course ain possible

jus cuz we technically survived
is: no readon ta be optimistic…
unless it's not a priority o mine
…then …in that case, wut-ever
…yer …clip-board sez, there?

whole pointa
the exercise?

were ya tryna save me
…n it… jus went awry
/ …astray / haywire?
…or …zat jus wut…
yer …gonna …say

cuz ya can
jus always
turn around
n quit listenin

…as in / as if…
izza …only use
ya have for us…
or ever did or will

if they're trickin us inta
puttin more energy inta
separate n distancin us,
how …nice can they be?

cuz every time i speak the truth
they kinda slam me for self-pity
…izzit …sposedta be the cure?

they don reelee
even wub tuff…

…cuz …crazy purple…
shouldn have weapons

…it's the situation…
we're …embedded in
n canna escape from?
that's a loaded weapon
…n now …all they hafta
do: is jus make us crazy

…cuz …they're all…
disrespect detectors
schtuck / set on auto
…n they won let up…

i don't see how ya
getta be offended
if yer the one who
is always winning

if ya …reelee wanted me
avoidin / outta pain, ya'd
run outta excuses, that's
inevitable / unavoidable?

cuz no one can pre-tend they reelee believe
anya the …allegted pro-posed possibilities
explainin our trepidation towards ya's, so
we hafta play willijngly ignorant at times

one puff
per day
…or as
needed

any god
whirthya
whirship
…wouldn
re-quire it

…but, yer
nice ta me

if i were a nice person, i'd…
have persecution syndrome
…only alleged explanation…

i'm… sorry yer not able
…ta pull that trickity…
on even …any buddy
…in my presence…
til i forgetr again…
now: on wit yer bit

…they're off-ended…
we're still bein polite
cuz they wouldn be
…too embarrassin
…waaaay alreddy

we can only re-ember
the most recent thingy
…sum …wut …ever…

mosta math is justa puzzle
meticulous keepin tracka a
buncha fidderent thingies
decidin wutta do wittem
doin the thingy is easy?
…ya know how ta add
…every / any thingy
there is ta do is…
sum kinda addin

ay, crazy person…
ya wouldn be tryna
hurt me feelins…
if ya …thought i
wuzza bad guy

if ya weren't jus makin it up
ya wouldn mind if i tried so?

walk,
don't
boo?

wuddya wan
me ta schtick
up for meself?

if ya thought i wuzza bad guy, ya
wouldn be tryna hurt me feelins?

ya havva tell
yer all winnin

nuttin whirsen
wakin up inna
mornin, or any
…time there is
…only ta find…
yer owned, by:
a faith-based
corporation?
let's find out
…no rations

cuz izza crime ta care?
…especially about me?
or jus …especially me?
…n… zat why i'm here?

n wut all assumptions
sposedly safe mow?

pass me the buck
…see if i know…
wutta …do wiyyit
…or don fall for it n
you'll havva hundred
…pinched pennies…
by any fun mornin…

izza bin fulla chaos
wherein they know
izza wun inna baga
…zillion fun chance
it even …remotely…
don whirk out for em
so they hand it to ya
…n tellya ta take yer
chances or wut-ever

if it's too upsetting
you don hafta tryn
…stand under it…

it's liek: wut…
're ya afrayed:
i don Digit You?
i'm Scareda you!
ya Embarrassed?

no guudy can possibly
be associatye wit you
not gettin wut ya wan

so, you jus turn it off;
n say it'\s still tolly on

ya have no muscle in
yer brain for sacrifice 

so, y'know how sometimes
my roomie'll buy me food
or sumn he thinks i digit
in order to trade em for
thingies i have it lieks?

…that's …yer…
durmer weapon?
…a piecea paper,
ya din even write?

thingies a gawds…
say ta each orther
…wehen we're…
not even lookin…

…not …really…
acknowledging?

yer lieka empoty picture frame
…hangin onna wall, at wut…
ever angle pleases gravity?

ya feel more mis-treated, by the…
constant / incessant …havina say
"nuh-uh, You are" …or the how it
jus insisterntly …n ever more so:
looks liek i'm …incapablea that?

cuz we're under
a coven-ant ta
pro-tect you?

cuz rejected n abandoned
izza most positive available
…inna …universe anymore
…cancha tella universe is…
expanding …exponentially /
wit spacen time dimension?

no more revolution
…i'm gettin dizzy…

1389
…
1390

ok, first of all, there is no
problem you could have
that they would believe
…or …feel they hafta…
listen to… cuz, there's
…nuttin ya could say
that they couldn say
they haven't hearda
a zillion times before…
purple liek us jus tryna:
catastrophize / …makea
mountain outta a mole-hill
…they fell for it all before…
so far, nuttin as important as
nah havina lift up their eyes?

ok, foista all, any n …alla
yer …inanimate objects?
…n we're …tolly takin yer…
whird for it… they exist, but…
our eyes don detect photons?
our sight is based on lief only
…they …might as well be…
inna nuther fun dimension?
which tolly begs a quest-ion

…cuz if this is about…
that jaywalking thingy
…across the freeway
way back then, then
they …musta known
…we'd …all be goin
twice as fast on jus…
main roads, by now…
n still onna ground, so:
some… anti-flying-cars
…committee / cotillion…
3000 zerl-gons from now
…trace it ta them… eazy

when my emergencies
outweiugh yer whims?

ya seemta be leanin
onna sidea inaction
so, avoidin caution

as in: as if (if as) that whirks for you
tolly nah whirkin for no buddy else?

…haplessly / hopelessly
relyin on yer whiz-dumn

so we should digit our station…
cuz it whirks out so well for you
outweighing overcompensating

…am i doin it on pur-pose
…even for attention, or…
can we finally give up…
for sum orther readon?

izzit a: Secret respect
…madea …mostly…
distance n silence?

…iz …lieka boass sez:
…better check yerself…
before a respect yerself

cuzzit helps me ta know n…
i don see how it hurts you?

cuz then any science validating
boundaries between even them
iz liek lookin away, mebbe a lil?

cyz ya refuse ta be corrected
/ canna …imagine yer worng
…never …let me …finish…
except ta get me all worng
…howzat …on my side…
or re-motely de-serving?

i dunno …wut ya wan
…but …if it involves…
screamin at me ta dieth
or similar equivalent…

wake up
n find…
yer-self
so silly

cuz: they say they're on yer side… n…
then say they getta say wut that means
…wut all it entails …n how far it goes…
n wut rights we have… n wut happy is?

…cuz when ever my job…
is more importantn yer lief
ya sue for higher equality

're we …tryna …say
iz nah …possible ta
seem on me side?

cuzza… gawds…
're unfathomable
un-surpris-able n
un-satisy-able?

n who're those
who abused /
used me up
gonna use
once they
get you ta
get …ridda
me …for em
…n rember…
dis's a moswtly
rhetorical question
cuz i'm nah gonna be
aroumnd much longer?

i think it proves i'm honest
that yer caloin me a liar…

well, i can do stuff,
i …know how ta do
wiotr out complainin

…oh, superior 
ro equality, eh?

…wut if it …really
…was our fault…
the middle class
…inna wealthy?

…how bout jus…
"well, i don havva
righta be off-ended
…n You Mean it"?

i would hafta be tricked
…but i canna compete?

i don havva righta criticize you, but
…that has nuttin ta do witta rules…

when suspicionc's a…
compliment, perhaps?

cuz if we stay in one place long enou0gh
…the …property …values'll …be so low
…n bad luck / klutzy zone surrounding…
evntuall, y they'll pau ys ya leavem alone

i Tosh meself?
…That's why…
i'm in …Hay'll?
canya possibly…
trick sum buddy
inta doin that?

they let ya down
n then yell at ya?

the unfairness prevention brigade
featuring Erma Gerd wit 'er "Goll'!"

but wit wunna those modern
cloaked n silencer models?

jus pre-tend ta be incometant
n then that so easily offended

rejection TM n abandonment TM issues?
it always starts wit pre-tendin ta digit us?

offensive:
v… scary

conscientiously, we put off human rights, in
case it turns out we're not from this plannit

how izzit not offensive:
i don ratea safe-mode?

cuz if ya never got yer bruthers frounded
…n laughed n hadda buncha orther cuul
schtickity hah pen ta ya all week cuzza it

…when i freeze
solid, ya can jus
push me over…
n i'll shatter inta
a million pieces

they don reelee have feelins, if…
they're sayin that's wut they are?

respect detectable…
by the old n tricked…

cuz i don even havvit in me
ta call me Self a whole ash?

n no buddy ever deserves ta suffer, but…
every buddy's always too scared ta care?

so, yuer nada llowed ta do the right thingy
…liek …any thingy i have… n that's wut
…alla thingies that don matter are foir?
…wut could …i possibly be for, then?

the alleged problem has not been solved
in fact, we're anticipating further disaster
…but, the people are now worn down…
so must ignore-attack the complainers?

n if that dun whirk, ignore and smile again
until all ignoring n all smiling… equal / are
the same thingy …so paying attention is…
an upside down frown …we all must obey

scared sacred o bein misunderstood,
n especially that being a happy goal?
…yer jus gonna hafta lern ta suffer…
more appropriately …for the cause…

i'm not more talented really any,
i jus been blown off this much?
i have sat n been patient wit…
well… ok… values liek …that?

anyways, the bottom line is…
we did… Not reassure, really
…successfully avoided that…
but: there was a conversation

…i needta be …reassured…
the whirled inna boutta end
but, the only opportunity is:
from purple who don mind

so, as timespace expands
…we have …opportunities
…to meet n greet …even
more …interesting purple

minding that: the whirled
izza boutta end… seems
like a silly idea, even an
…inefficient pursuit, say

…jus callit…
morality and
timespace…
cuz ya hafta

it's as silly as caring more about
wut yer shoe size is / sez, than
whether or not they really fit…

…they either athe us
…or don …needta…
for the plan to whirk

if you cry out when in pain
…we'll …put ya inna box…
don even hafta be insane…

so jus …shrug is paramount…
as long as… you can shrug…
that's the wiggle room i have

i have an eye infection, so…
i'm gonna ask ya ta read this
teeny lable for me really quick

cuz any hot dog counts as
eatin the hearta yer enemy
so they'll all go red on ya's

can we just please, quickly leap to the worng conclusion
that causes the most disaster with minimal effort; in fact,
it would be best if we din even understand it …or know?

…smart
purple
're bad,
mkay?

maybe an unreasonable
expectation, but …every
buddy quit bein insulted
over wut-ever yer IQ is;
unless, o course… oh?

in order for me to smile
…it hasta be not unreal

bein patted on the head /
…pretending it's okay is…
not a cure for any thingy n
solves no problems… but…
creates the doom witta smile
…that's the …thingy ya liek…
that's the part of it i believe, n
pretendin to get me all worng?

there's …nuttin i was promised
…ta …not whirry about so that
…falling into a… gravity well…
would be nuttin ta whirry about

cuz: there's no Defense against it…
n you know yer Worng about that…
n there's no defense against That?

well, that's the problem with this cocuntry…
we don call out liars n we attack the honest

well, that's the fidderence between you n me…
you want cigarrettes n i want purple ta digit me

shrugging
must be…
supreme…

well, iz nah liek ya Don athe me…
jus wanna keep gettin away wittit?

if i'm jus scared ta off-end…
my respect is whirth nuttin…

cuz i keep
behaving
/ waiting

n what…
do they…
keep doin?

yer needta not be
gotten all wormg…
iz liek suffocating?

yer needta…
nah have me…
shteppin on yer
oxygen tube any
(n liek even at all)
is crampin me style

…why iz so important…
rejected n abandoned…
scared we'll miss it… or
needta get get tireda it?

whaz so scary bout …not
bein able ta lie any more?
…i'm the …only one who…
ever believes em, anyways

it is especially important
…ta never lie ta yerself
…or izzit …be able ta?

you have no use for me
…if ya canna use me…
n yer that …used to it?

cuz i'm tryna avoid bein crazy
n taken advatagea again, n ta
the celebration o the universe

so, n alla long, feelin guilty for
…not bein able ta believe ye
…is too important to let any
thingy else ever hah-pen?

i'm the one who's fuzzed… n…
yer pretendin to not know that?

our …experiences…
entirely …fidderent?

what, of …anya that…
makes sense ta you?

so many human thingies
're so for friends only…
n then closer n closer…
n then fewer n fewer…

commercial
for unions…
don fall for it

criticize the…
delivery, tho…

yeah, i dunno why
…only not okay…
izza only okay…
but it seems liek
iz tolly okay, or
jus… better be

alla those habits o yer ancient-most ancestors?
they din live as long as yer tryna say ya should

…irony…
amulet…

…i mean, cuz …if ya can… possibly
fake munna sum buddy… to a point
where, when, how, n such that they
never even existed inna foist place
i mean… ya don wanna be able ta
get in trubble / hassle any for that
even / especially if iz yer thingy?

…we'll take it under advisement…
this is how ya wanna be punished,
for wut ever i did, i guess i guess…
so; whoever saves face in Yer past
…will hafta sign these forms, also?

…prove…
privi-ledge
…an insult

well, we're
Also very
Friendly?

…i'm sorry i'm…
Mean, or sumn?

cuz purple're always sayin
"yeah sure right ,wut-ever"
or wut-ever… so wut-ever

so, we're gonna runna test, say
a sequence / series o scenarios
…if it matters more that ya win…
than any readon why or cause to

ok, that Was over-atop ridiculous
…but, i wasn't sposedta not-ice…
cuz, ya brought it on so gradually

foist tingy inna morning, over mochae n pizzae:
gimme straight answers / acknowledge reality?
as i can build a day from there, usually mebbe

iz reelee annoyin: every time i think i can rest, iz
contradicted by that auto-pavlovian association?
worng about every thingy, even tryna understand,
then waz yer reaction ta dat environment impetus;
n still tryna understand or still worng every thingy?

ok, the foist… thingy
ya should …ask is…
"wuddya …wan, n…
izzit okay ta say no?"

if we agree wit you
…ya comae back?

fict-ion-al
…sports
channel

izza privi-ledge…
ta be: off-ended?
so, when monks
plead poverty…

comae up wit sumn dat whirks:
mis-spell "Comaplin" …better?

you schtick…
up for yerself?
liek smellin salts

…if you can
…possibly…
roll over n go
back ta sleep
ya deserve to?

1390
…
1391

iz lieka sales pitch seminar sess-ion:
innat… we go on vacat-ion… alot…

but we're gonna trackem down, n…
unwrinkle alla time… you jus watch

so, besides bein that silly,
did …any buddy ever do…
any thingy Reelee fun silly?

so, mebbe the finger point-ers:
're tryna getta way wit… moren
They even know about… n they
know they can always …say that

n now, all we gotta… do is… jus…
pullit all off, wit-out it even occurrin
to a: smartest nipple onna plannit
…artificially generated, and/or…
inna ensemble cast, anyways…
write it in yer memoirs custom?
n yet …while iz embedded innit
…goin on alla round it, floatin a
round, bumpin inta each orther

…i want Wudda Psych TM
ta be my personal assistant
…wanderin all over any town
any buddy givvus doity luuks
/ funny …subtle expressions…
about unrealistic expectations:
"Ay …wut, ya never seena fun
…coupla fun hippies before?"

n in local news, two homeless
hippies …surrendered today
…after bein shot inna face
…by a …tattoo taser, so:
now, they have those…
lil …flowery de-signs…
announcin to a whirled
musta been upta sumn
wutta exp-ect frummem

n after a coupla
generations, it…
takes over inna…
cultrural paradigm
"i made this meself"
equals "inauthentic"
long con bait switch
so even that n then

ok, for easy example
take jus: 37 n 137…
both prime numbers
exactly 100 apart…
which 100 = 10 x 10
…so those two exist
as prime numbers…
one square apart, so
what all do they have
in common to help us
…find orther primes?
to be …more or less:
well situated enough
(ever thoughta bout)
ta deal wit: wut ever
…in-con-sole-able /
…in-con-ceiv-able /
in-con-tro-vertible…
laws-o-chaos brand
ran-dumn-ness TM:
a universe has next

iz… You:
dunno ow
ta Talk ta
a Robot…
iz wut it iz

n fairness must be zero-sum
orther-wise, how would it be
possible ta play keepa way
wit such common sense?

why dya wan me…
ta nah know they'll
say …any thingy
ta get ridda us?

they'll forgive ya
if it turns out, ya:
get …mnad atta
same thingies?

wut if the right
…came at us
…wit satire…

dunno how
mucha righta
shy trepidation

a cerebral parasite
n now, i guess i'm
yer slave for lief?

yer gonna needa
shadow damage

the look means
i better behave

try notta lean on
…responsibility…
too much, willya?

…that is the
…best joke…
inna whirled…

n i think yer jus…
'ow far i'll follow?

cuz, orther-wise
…why would we
fake munna ya?

…distance yerself…
frum …anthems of…
yer own invalidation?

n any all they tagged
n so on n so forth etc

jus how they're wired
don mean nuttin by it

wut is the up-side
to lettin bad guys
do wut ever they
fun wanna, eh?

so much so that
you'll pre-tend ta
…not even know
they're upta nuttin

gettit outta their fun system?
so that: the foist time they're
…grounded for the weekend
and/or hafta serve detention
iz for sumn epic liek almost
makin a galaxy innocuous

…mem-or-izat-ion…
syllabkes are syllabic
…or jus lern ta count?

…memorize this haiku…
the readon why is funny
iz urgent complacencty

wut would… memorizing haikus do
…for my …personal success story?

cuz every time ya talk to em… ya
feel obligated ta do sumn… that…
makes ya feel uncomfortable, but:
yer nada llowed ta acknowledge it

the science o impossibility
izza title of a book you can
buy …possibly in WTF form
but… you'll never funbd it on
Goo.Goal or even Ima.zone…

…n Goo.Goal …izza …total stoner name…
jus liek Gray Goo izza total stoner invention
…buncha scientists settin round won-daze…
figger they think they'll jus in-vent it real quick
…change the whirled n shape / naturte o the…
universe, or wut-ever… well, yeah… but… see
…the thingy about that kinda dealio thingy is…
once ya get that much smartness / intelligence
/ means-ability ta do wut ever a hay'll ya wanna
…well, we'll let the science o impossibility folx…

foist thingy ya do is:
leave a fun plannit?
n mebbe go back in
…time n encounter
Us more correcylt /
…appropriately, etc.
so, ya can image-in
wut all else is on…
(in.side those suits)

…yeah, what's worng
…wit bein accepted…
as is / for how ya are?

the only way they're nice
is if that's so unattainable

…n i …still got…
me glasses on…
cuz i'm stoop-ed
…that one, yeah
took me a minna

i'm sure moren justa top 10
disappointments in me lief
were the rare non-sarcastic
empath-intuition or wut-ever

why y'all gotta misunderstand
justa turna round n be mnad?
n justa say iz me n daz why?

they'll ask ya how yer doin…
but won't wait for an answer;
even jus: "oh, alright, i guess"
would be interrupted, as if it's
wrong for even you ta care…
n then yer late understandin
…their exact whirds… cuz:
they're busy talkin over ya

the lengths ya hafta go to, to make sure
ya don get yelled at for schtick ya din do
…ya don get yelled at for fun nuttin now
n it seems liek …that's even fine wit you

they take wut they want
n it's rude ta be affected
any orthern tolly thrilled?

never trade
whirk… for
affection?

i don think we really
ever gamve em the
power, ta tell us wut
we can n canna say
…i think they took it
but guud luck gettin
a whird in edgewise
…or bein heard any
alleged orther-wise

mebbe we din givvem the
benefit o the doubt enuf…
ya wanna go back n listen
see if a story checks out?

so telegraphing
n projecting is…
wut iz alla bout?

're you …outta get me…
gonna tolly de-stpory me
…jus by …con-fuzz-in…
goin to a… store for me?
cuz, that could tolly whirk
but, ya'd hafta play dumn

n if ya haven't figgered out by now
…we're …nmot gonna hayalp ya…
comprehensively solve yer problem
n ya should take it as a compliment
as in as if justa cursory investigation
…would reveal we're jus yankin ya's?
n that'd be …embarrassing tas us, so
…if you could jus …set over there, n:
practice bein ignored while sufferin?
we'll get back ta gettin around ta ya
…as soon as …it matters …ta us…

well, that …doesn make me feel safe
…you tryna …make me feel unsafe?
're ya… sellin …security insurance?

any criticism …boils
down ta jus basically
…tryna try hardy nuff

cuz ya'd hafta get up…
/ disparages paradigm?

sokay, they're usedta bein
…brought down by every
…thingy …any won duz

i knew it was all my
fault for sum readon

…yeah, i don have…
pride liek most purple
mostly cuz nunna dis's
…reelee hah-pennin…

wut all …duzza soul…
havva Right ta survive
…for example… were
yer …feel-ins …hurt?

so then, jus…
contrarians?

…izzat …unconscionable o me?
unforgivable… even actionable?
n would they know that, alreddy

wut if every buddy quit actin …n jus
gave me straight answers, instead?

…i know how… common / likely…
…dragons n …flying cars are …n
nunna em are either one or zero
…yer messin witta nerd again?

so, you jus accuse me
n grimmage n frown?
n it don even matter
you know yer lyin?

it seems liek… yer right ta get me all worng
is more paramount than …even i survived
this mucha that schtick, so far even yet…
so no i'm nada llowed ta liek me chances

no matter:
how mnad
it gets me
…at you?

…i'm nada llowed ta…
get mnad, only scasred
n they're comin for that
…next …if not alreddy

so, now ya know better …how yer
more embarrassin ancestors fared
…when they were written off …so
categorically, that …the best they
could do… or hope to even try to
…wuz ta …make …morea them
eventually ultimately inna forma
…you… is now who iz all up to?
so, wutcha gonna do: ya gonna
…be more lieka perfect whirled?
possible enuf, for purple liek you
…or ya gonna say ya dunno wut
but alla while secretly amused ya
don hafta get up… so converted?
…n this is notta therapy session…
you can say wut ever ya wanna…

i dunno h ow ta tellya dis… butta
whirled i'm acknowledgin noticin?
don havva place for ya, never will
…n notta part i havva problem wit

still waitin for ya ta getta round ta me …liek ya promised…
except you can always say that's …not wut ya promised…

n the mean, i kinda
…tend ta believe…
seems more likely

the beyondos, or
those… who've
gone beyond…
ya can always
tell, cuz they're
so moved n so
soo grateful for
nice thingies ya
say about em, so
must be constantly
…surrounded by /
inundated, wit the
mebbe …opposite
kinda …perception
…arbitrary obligatory
assumption, however
compellingly dubious?

we're only ever misinformed
…so also sliding backwards

yeah, we usedta be smart n nice n funny
…mebbe even cuul… but we dunno wut
hah-penned, so …prolly drugs, or sumn
…bein irresponsible …is jus most likely
canya hayalp me wit dis problem now?

obligated ta demonize
…conscientiousness…
only way, we checked

maske an argument …for that…
dis's a space plannit …for n by?
 those who don needta do nuttin
jus get their way, no matter wut;
n so: don even needta make an
argument provin the validity of it

yer never gonna let me
understand it correctly

the nicest realism we know…
we're silly ta be concerned…

you had one job…
follow instructions,
wit-out quest-ion…
wit-out …think-in…

wut wuz i fun thinkin?
…i confess i dunno…

baskin inna glorya
…glory hounds…
gettin their due?
i still don see it

so wouldja re-sent an award
or more jus be so scareda it
we could say any thingy we
wanted ta about it …n you?

guided only by
guidelessness

so, it's…
really not…
ok, for me to
be how i am;
needing help
…especially?

all's ya gots
izza theeree

how is it okay ta be
that demoralizing?

cuz that… any thingy's perfectly alright
…izza …very fragile promise, which…
that's …alla muscle ya haft put inta it?
'ow rude it izza me ta whirry even then
…so… wut would be more concerning?
…if …thingies reelee were okay, but…
i still… pesky required an explanation?

in-venting un-
readon-abilities
to wut pur-pose?

…our pur-pose is
bein fuzzed wit…
enuf ta be mental

canna do any thingy
…including give up

every thingy i'm sposedta assume
o Course inna even remotely true
…ortherwise they'd jus tell me…

i think the boass
has no intention
lettin this parasite
be removed even…
accidentally …n more
liekely seemta wannus
ta roll over …n go back
ta sleep n forget about it

i think it don take much…
ta flummox / perplex me…
n ya can always say ya dun
…moren ya hafta …alreddy…

you could make an impact…
sell yer soul ta save a whirled
…pricea morality indulgences?

1391
…
1392

so, liek: if you don even know…
i havva hyper-vigilance complex
n …how ta behave appropriately,
that: That's perfectly ok to be liek:
Yer technically not qualified enuf…
for me ta digit me chances, except:
yer leanin inta takin advantagea it?
i don havva ability ta nah digit em,
no matter wut they hah-pen ta be
so you don ever hafta quittit witta
de-story-in me ta oblivion infinity
or admit acknowledge ya stand
under it, directly even currently

so, the avoiding-hassle
algorithm / subroutine
we seemta've written
…for ourselves, it…
seems liek they're a
few steps aheada us
even there jus wit that
…n keepin pace wittus
…so that: the only rule
should be …we should
fall fora inconvenience /
nuttin possible ta avoid it;
n then: think iz us mebbe
n remove ourselves frum
orther equations also, so

…so ya could… tolly be outta get me
i could …tolly know about it alla long
n there's …nuttin i could do about it
n ya could… even jus say iz jus that…
that there's sumn i think i should know
n ya jus dunno any thingy about that…
…but …that's …all there is …to it, so…
playing dumn: rules a universe, again?

so, their methoda clearin up…
any appearance o impropriety
…ista jus …tellya yer fuzzed…
n yer sposedta be so okay wittit
/ accept it as an answer for any
thingy, n shaddap n walk away
n hopefully nah noticin a irony
…cuzziz then …alla Yer fault
thingies can only get whirse
(for fallin for That kinda silly
schtickity, for… One thingy)
ya wanna tryn be cuul, ya…
gotta know wut yer doin, yo,
so: should be all ya hafta do
…any moren dat, sumn's up

well then they should be acting
very much sillier, doncha think?
(n then: fakin munna emselves
as appropriate, prolly privately)

so, wut if this inner section here
were initially appreciated as BS
liek no buddy believe it existed
so then ended up rulin alla us?

…memorize this haiku…
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
(trans-parent, account-able)
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?

would me bein …more con-fuzzed
…be more appropriate …or do i…
not deserve an explanation again
…cuz i'm …tryna avoid disaster…
n i know ya… know me safer path
…jus don …wan me ta know it…
an/dor even that ya even know
is how it …seems to me, so
…the ball is in yer court…
fillin me in, or yer not nice
(n next, you'll say it's me
bein that unfair ta you?)

n we should feel fortunate…
they …seemta be indicating
that schtick should still whirk
even if only ta discredit itself?

is there sum dis-aster:
i could pre-req / set-up
…that you couldn do…
absolutely nuttin about
even if ya tolly knew it?
n then, even …i wouldn
hafta do even fun nuttin
…could we jus Gooz it?

O mighty oracle o Goo…
please tellus the answer
ta wut ever we jus sed?

so…
y'see
how…
all i can do is jus explain;
n i need that to be… sum
…positive effect …onna…
problem solving pro-cess?
but all ya hafta do is jus
say every thingy's alright
even though it never is
n iz rudea me ta think?
but ya don hafta even
…acknowledge that?
so, y'see how iz kinda liek
every day's a hollow-daze
…liek, eventually, there'd…
hafta be special calendars printed up
so purple… observing such rituals…
will be …able to know wutta tay'll…
their boasses and/or co-whirkers…

so, then… inna magic / historical
enchanted alleged before-time…
there musta been chiseled walls,
n then carrier pigeons inbetween;
alerting the masses ta wut special
day it waas that specific day, bhut:
…we have no evidence of this, so
there musta been a great / grand:
plannit-wide scale cataclysm TM?
which …not only ersaed alla that…
but sum how the tradition survived

i have seen ya before
n noted yer fairness…
rest assured, boasses:
been in-formed as well
(now …do more better)

see, now: wut You have there
izza dish-fulla-taters fetish TM
now …wutcha needta do, see:
is get yerself a dish fulla taters
…if this is yer first time, there…

o higher gawds o laws o chaos
pro-tect us frum the fair ones?

n see how iz tolly okay, so you:
can jus gimme w'ever i wanna?

i'm sorry ya …hafta resd-pect…
purple who …treat ya that way…
but yer not …legally allowed to…
even take it out on someone else
cuz that's wut they're sayin fair is?

cuz contrarianism
jus invalidates hop

n there's nuttin ya can do
so mosta us lern early on

y'know, inna old daze
liars were jus set on fire
simply immolated publicly
…so: they hadda go more
underground, ever since…

…may be special procedures / rituals…
n go into a private room somewheres
n do …wut ever ya wanna / gotta do
…we only know it involves a disn…
n then, o course, a buncha taters?
we know yer doin …sumn wittem
…or we can only assume, really…
we been keep-in… our enda it up?
not lookin inta wut exactly yer doin;
we know iz sum sorta secret recipe
tryna re-spect yer space boundaries;
we dunno wut that means in cultures
we have no access to their real tingy
…but, we will trvst you it's innocuous
…jus… here's this dish fulla taters…
go over there n… do wut ever ya do
…a certain amounta ambiguity bein
crucial to any ambivalence there is

have you maybe
over-invested in:
perceived image
or… thingies jus
landed that way
n that's either…
not paid …off…
or mysteriously
gone… So awry,
…yer …beginning …to …realise…
mebbe iz nah worng ta be paranoid
mabbe botha yer pairs're annoyed
…on pur-pose… iz too elegant…
nature dun attact art wit art itself;
iz someone tryna say yer not art
…a …diabolical …personalisty
predisposed n …degisnes ta
…equate it wit competition…
or vaguely associate it, etc.
…energy in …any thingy…

so then …maybe even…
any thingy that becomaes
gradually …more difficult
even only …serves to jus
…justify …demonizing…
discrediting persistence?
liek once n for all / good

ok…
how
bout…
yer not …legally allowed
on casino property any…
if ya have any math skills
n it's all in yer retina scan

did… ya …know there's
varying shadesa purple
in alla / nah justa gray
poker casino chips?

cuz, when
ya call me
brilliant, it's
soo… scary

so it's sidestreets vs mainroads
liek zig-zagging at low-speeds
insteada bein schtuck in traffic

it's kinda liek…
bein okay wit…
tellin sum won…
how hungry y'are

…izza …insult…
ta seriousness…
ta sub for frivolity

why must you
…be …so…
puzzling?

…and / or…
vice-versae?

your tolerance would
…hafta be superior…

i'm …sure i'm the only one in this casino…
who …dunno wutta poker chip luuks liek…
but: i don find yer lacka concern reassuring
(quite a contrary, invalidating n dismissive?)

of alla fuzzed up wit fuzz wit sprinkles
how manya em were nuttin or my fault
compared to wut percentage: 2 to 100?

izzit illegal ta know math on these whirls?
…n will they wipe yer memry atta border?

…sum times …even…
entire space plannits…
're jus tryna be scary…

there's a danger to
putting thingies inna
nicest possible way
…purple might…
misunderstand?

n assessing yer situation
equals self-pity… when?

…i feel liek notta purple…
maybe ya don understand
i Hafta disrespect meself
…as much as… you do…
or else i'm unforgivably uncool
whether ya say ya are or not
would be a natural parta it…
or maybe ya already do…
n well, now ya do, but it
couldn possibly matter

i wonder if anyone's ever dared?
tellya… ya emanate …hostility…
or if …that's how …i needta be?
get feathers in me cap one day

…n osmosis on…
okay wit sadness?

persecution via manipulation complex
…it's my opinion i dunno… if only…
n if ya wanted me to, ya'd tell me?

when do anchor
n goalie switch?

…textbook invalidation…
camouflaged by fractals…

cuz ya'd never forgive yerself
…if ya hadda be …fair ta us…

liek: who's job would it be…
ta read any n alla dis mess;
n wut would that job title be
n who would they whirk for
so …wut forma currency?

…cuz iz …technically psycho…
to not be bothered by any thingy
but we're tryna warm our hearts
to the computerized automotons
…keepem… dat …busy, all day

then their job is ta
test our buoyancy?

…so …now we all agree…
we all wan this ta whirk out
…for alla best for every one…
jus be sure we have the same
definitions o eacha those terms

…yer …bullyin me wit…
gettin ta get me all worng
…whenever ya wanna?

i dunno why i deserve ta get yelled at
…i only know i don deserve ta know…
so imagine all wut else i don deserve
…obviously existence is added up to
…i better go: move my car, before…
wait… where'd all our …chips …go?

not noticing yer…
causing me to be
not entitled to me
…own …thoughts
…seems yer only
…goal / interest…

that's not …hostility
so / …and it's okay

iz unanimous:
losers're lame
(we checked)

…galactic
standard?

n if orther
Weirders
're …doin
that, too…

ya hafta drift
…furthern…
further out…

n then, connect alla those dots
…until a pattern enuf emerges
ta forma new brancha science

why ya… need me ta think…
yer jus con-vinced i'm a loser
n so …de-serve ta be lame?

so / yil "loser" n "lame"
…equal each orther?
is for their own guud
trvst me, i know dis

the first …real…
idea …moment…
we …hadda bout that
takin purple's quartets
n nah even for nuttin?
…wazza viddy game
space-time invaders

n the beauty part is
there'll never really
be any …peace…
so or …winners…
still, ya hafta sign

what patience is there with me
i only have time for ambiguity?

so long so… taken for… granted that
no buddy ever …hearda it any more…
is wut progress n equal rights leads ta
…we can see it from here… n iz alive

reciprocate
…realism…

unconditional
noncommittal

not havina digit ye
is the only choice
…they have left…
that's truly theirs?

there's a business opening up across the street
n never mind wut pro-ducts / ser-vices / prices
…not as important is… the patrons themselves
only reelee innit for / …cuz they wanna fuzz wit
…our fun customers …cuz they're …fuzz wits…
n that's the whole / only sellin feature in there…
n why there's lines …around our buiding today

well, yer bettern me
…n always will be…

well, we know we…
dunno the real them
/ nor prolly never will

turning every medicine?
into a selfish indulgence
n not jus for this bit, but…

you have per-miss-ion to
not solve …anya yer own
problems, if ya don wanna
(i din know i hadda righta…
think that… for one thingy)
…it's the impunity, though
…yer really only in favora
bad thingies hah-pennin
cuz no one can say that
and/or: nuttin we can do
…until… one day you'll…
laugh n …smile n… giggle
…cuz, we …thought …ya
really lieked us, there was
sum way ta avoid disaster
even if that bit was all us
yer guidance sustains us
…but dis izza universe…
safe for abuse n abusers
we don deserve yer pity
if we can …possibly be
accessed instead for…

they'll always open witta
liek 100 thingies ya liek
but justa getcha usedta
bein that enamored wit
every thingy they say…

so …now …they give ya schtick…
every time …they give ya schtick…
see, there's… schtick on both sides
so, now they …getta say …iz… you

…wait, Yer the one…
who's Really mental…
so in trubble / hassle?

canya hayalp
me pro-cess
…in-form-at-
-ion… later?

1392
…
1393

yellin at me …or
whirds ta effect?

how much does
…wut ever hah-
-pens …ta me…
deep-ends on…
you yellin at me…
even especially cuz
i don deserve it, but:
should believe i do?

thingies i do well enough
…i do …really well, but…
're still never guudy nuff?

why wouldja be mnad… or
act liek any thingy's alright
if ya weren't tryna cover…
an even bigger funner lie?

well, it dun sound liek me, but if
ya reelee hafta not given an inch
…n force me ta stand under it…
based on… yer terms n specs…
which i …don even getta luuk at
n… 'll change, quick as i guess…
well, then i guess you Do getta win
…every single …thingy there is…
unless we're …tryna prove hope
as …sum motivation for me ta
hafta continue in yer service
/ only possible application?

thas't up-setting… n so now…
so're you, for showin it to me…
so you'll quit bringin me thingies
…ta tryn …understand now, eh?

…i'm under …no obligation…
ta reveal that i don whirk here
much lessa regular, who'd…
know wut would clear uppa
misconception wit alacrity?

…see, we don… Cause pro-blems…
liek sum …orther …existential entities
wut we do is more liek …inspire ya's…
ta lern how ta earn ta set thingies right
/ stand-up n demandin ta take a wheel

n so yer pun… -ishing me…
for not bein …able …ta be…
offended …even if it kills me
…n this… seems fair ta you?

not even offended by that, jus
tryna finda for-real boundaries

no, sir… you getta be…
any way ya wanna be…

but that's not the / a moral argument
…cuz iz in favora …bad …thingies?

those who suffer in silence
…don de-serve answers?

space in raiders TM
well, wut ever ya do
don ever ask if iz yer
only possible pur-pose
jus gettin yelled at n so
not even for a livin kinda
however albeit eventually

cuz, there's no…
guessin correctly,
n …no way ta not
get judged ta dieth

…so, ya …have…
no… Use, for me…
if i'm Scareda that?
who's yer sponsor?

mebbe ya dunno…
how fulla schtickity
ya …reelee fun are
…n… always …only
ever will possibly be;
n so it'd be rudea me

…i gather i'm…
too something…

so this whole time, iz
been jus you n me
n yera computer

n no orther existential entities
…in dis whole entire universe
on either sidea me existence…
for over a bagazillion zerl-gons

yer a long lived patient
…existential …entity…
n you …created me…
however technichally

…n yer
…long…
winded…

…i felt the part where…
ya thought ya …were…
infected by parasites…
was funny a lil …kinda

…cuz we're …sposedta be…
nbuttin if not for our products
…iz up ta our boasses' egos

…dexterity,
constitution,
charisma…

…is funny,
cuz ya care
wut matters

wut makes you think i …know how ta do that…
(wut ever yer not deallin me: dealio fun thingy)
or can …possibly be sped off in sum direction?
cuz every time… i think i …hafta believe ya, ya
…slam me for bein an …egomaniac, or sumn?

underground railroad phobia /
i think i been never not lide ta

it hurts ta …tryn …see, today
…so …that's the thingy i have
in common witta whirled today
so prolly jus tryna lock me inta
nah wan feel liek i hafta care?
(several tricks wit gravity, yo)

please, play dumn…
n also kinda suffer…
iz for a guudy cause
(take our whird for it)

n wutcha wan ista
be in sum place…
where ya wake up:
every day …worng
about every thingy?
physically, politically
…psychologic-ally /
…metabolic-ally…
philosophic-ally…
guessin incorrectly
yer only real norm
paradox paradigm
…izza …only way
ta trick …gravity…
inta allowin ya ta …fall …naturally?
wherever yer reelee …most / more:
appropriate / not-inappropriate, etc.?
…n ya …may be there …alreddy…
measeure yer …unconditionality?

…liek they deman that ya:
tellem but it has no effect?

iz liek they're tryna make ya mnad
n ya tryn tellem yer allergic ta this
that this injures ya n they interrupt
…n tellya iz …tolly unreadonable…
n ta… quit botherin em, n quit bein
…bothered by …orther schtickity…
yer nada llowed ta be bothered by?
n also, that ya shoulda known that?
but Yer patience is …non-existed…

so wait, lemme get this straight
…i hafta …put up witta thingy…
n you hafta put up wit …jus me…
…complainin aboutta fun thingy…
n make me think you gottit whirse
…cuz sympathy iz yer only hope?
only there's no math sense to it…
so it getsta be rudea me ta know
yer messin wit me ta make it hurt

so… wazzat sposesta say…
explain "never understand"?

the smile we draw on yer face:
we're artists n that's what art is

we're usedta chaos
…izzat …unusual?

ya jus canna believe
the liars …don hafta
admit it, they're lyin?

n regardless… o purpose…
expectable …practicality…
every pipe hasta be rated
for both hot n cold water,
n any thingy inbetween?
we can always tolly say

cuz any minna any buddy can wander in
flip onna lightsa n say they were all jus…
pretending ta digit ya, as is perfectly fine
so ya shoulda known better …n off ya go

luuk, dis's too con-fuzzing …n intentionally;
can't we jus …havva fun… party …where…
no one ghetsta… say …any trhingy true to…
liek say they're jus that too easily inmsulted
so they getta get their way every fun time?
that's sumn i can stand under n dealio wit

…if ya hafta lie…
ta say any thingy
bad about me, so
nice about yerself
we're Both takin it
as a compliment?

or that's
not the
proper
way ta
…luuk
…attit?

cuz …if it waz sumn …as simple as…
jus takin advantage o the vulnerable…
i mean… we're all okay wit That, right?

you have no idea wut yer doin
so then ya think yer an expert
cuz ya have zero knowledge /
understandin how that whirks

which means
ya getta be…
so in charge…
we hafta so lie

mebbe yer not entitled ta any accuracy
…cuz… being …nice, smart, n funny…
as soon as… ya knew …any fun thingy
…ya'd nod n leave the entire universe?

n that's the only real
…accurate answer…
which's embarrassin
n …startin ta show?

n… no, no, no…
iz …tolly okay…
jus: say iz okay
…n walka way

iz liek we're inna nut-hous
but …should be …happy?
…even …thrilled, cuz we…
have …permission ta use…
the broken vending machine
that's …empty o any thingy
…but for alla our quarters?

iz notta gettin ridda /
doin away wittus all…
izza gettin away wittit
for vulnerability's sake

so, ya liek every buddy, but…
yer sure no won reciprocates:
'ow dya fuel that mechanism?
izzit: sum kinda special trick?

cuz sum, even most purple don
Have any nice / honest overlap
…iz rude n unrealistic o you ta
keep insisting on wut-ever so?

so any thingy bnad that hah-pens ta me
is both: alla my own fault… And Alright?

i was whirried there…
was sum obligation…
even you knew was…
insultingly, offensively,
dangerously unrealistic
…but i'm still obligated?

…n then …one day …certainly…
you'll be surrounded… by friends;
n they'll all be smiling, but serious
n then …somewhere …somehow
sum …inner austere …sadness
more relevant thaqn anya us…

n they edge in ever …closer…
wit more-null eyes …closing…
n inch ya …over to the cliff n…
open up one enda thei circle…
to expose the distsance below,
then jus act all impatient at ya?

…cuz, i'm …nada llowed… ta know…
Any truth? …Especially about meself?
but needta be more happy / satisfied?
n ya'd settle for more satisfy-able, but

Wall-y, i'm gonna hafta ask ya …Nice…
ta …quit hangin out wit… Evvie Hassle…
n Clumpy is cuul, but they're inseperable?
also, i wan ya ta hayalp ya lil bro our more
('is home-whirk sez: 'e's not as cuul as us)
mebbe teach 'im how ta do all the thingies
…that ya would normally do witta bullies…
only instead more accuratly as expected?
(n try ta get back in time ta do the dishes)

…well: gee, Dad… even 1957
shavings only takes so long;
n …gas-fuel inna gonna be
10 cents a gallon forever…
or for very muchy longer…
n Civil Rights is …righta…
justa rounda fun …corner
…n we're prolly gonna get
cancelled, before …color…

wouldn ya rather wake… up witta
…accurate perception… ya can…
honestly realistically deep-end on?
really knowin ya really know thingies

liek wut if the whirled were more art based…
n we had no real / legit usea clerical skills…
liek even any putting thingies off indefinitely
n making appropriate emails n voicemails?
right, you'd feel pretty silly, n rightly so, so
a respectful artist: would demonstrate that
…a conscientious creator / creative type…
're we sayin that's …not even imaginable?
ya been silly n …needta be made funna?

cuz ya don …hafta be guilty
…they'll say …any thingy…
n rui sweet purple's lieves…
n then slam ya inna press…
for not even carin about em /
sum principle more important
(right, so… we do still needta:
turn that inside out somehow)

how many
nice n new
(okay) dice
didja bring?

that's not…
how we're…
sposedta be
…able ta roll

\
\
\

why're fakin munna
…nice …via …me?

dude, if you
dunno, i'm…
legally nada
llowed ta…
tay'll ya…

…mebbe ya dunno…
nunna dis's my ideae

we don feel wubbed
…or respected, only
in trubble / hassle for
…not bein …able ta?

n then …they lower
a bar even further…
n we know you'd be
allowed encouraged
ta be mnad at That? 

so: only your com-fort
/ disco-mfort matters…
so we can't even call it
compromising to death

if only we …could: con-trol…
who had acces ta such reality
…and wut … so …effectively?

if you can possibly lie
we don deserve a trvth
…wut wants That ta be?

happily resigned ta that…
we're jus no damn guud…
so …naturally, we object…

cuz, it's the only way we can be …made ta…
so unconscientiously miss sum important fact
that would normally save us …as appropriate

're we under …lockdown surveilance?
are the …bad guys …gathering intel?
wut do we know aboutta opposition?

we're …gunna needa
…bigger fun …library

…reelee …stone-walling
the gas-lighting, aincha?

opinions…
v options…

it seems liek we're
only allowed ta do
worng fun thingies

n then say "worng" n "fun"
…are a same fun thingy…
so dole em out liek meds?

but ya canna re-spect me, cuz
i think i havva righta fun trvth?

…or izzat… jus wut it seems liek…
so we don hafta believe any thingy
we even …make ya …think, cuz…
ya …canna even say …that, so…
it technically ain even an opinion
but …we can …callit that for ya
…if ya need ta… feel so safe
enuf ta sleep nice n quiet…

more importantn any thingy
…there …reelee is, even…
izza residue on me mind…
causes me ta lie for fun so
n that means i'm broken n
…so vulnerable, that i get:
these free cookies for lief?
do i getta picka variety etc.

we …needta find…
sum kinda way ta:
be Able ta find…
sum …way ta…
i guess: guilt em
inta …kindness
/ bein real only
…frum now on

dis one snafu friendly "feature"
jus… seemsta be commandin:
the resta the entire universe…
ta bend ta iz will, only obeying
laws o chaos, n harmful ones?

so, a …ultima
…Wreck-Deck
…symbolism…
sans stereotypes

we're …too
…unusual
…for ya…

luuks liek ya jus…
threw it on there…

1393
…
1394

yet, you Know it's torture, for me
to go without …straight answers;
so i am much confused, instead?

cuz …iffa only true real thingy
…ta… think / say / do, left is:
"agh quit yellin at me" *sob*
…but yer too embarrassed
then ya hafta pro-claim be
invalid, or nuttin… which…
they're fine wit, either way

maybe it's all a simulation, so…
doesn't require our assimilation

yer too nice ta not be mean?
i know i'm …inna …rapids…
wut ever …inner-tube …or…
canoe i'm sposedta assume?

i'm too niuce… ya
Hafta de-story me
…that's as nice as
…a whirled …gets

the con-cept of the egg itself,
as a …survival / reproductive
strategy, tool of perpetuation,
main power source permitting
existence: pre-dates chickens
…the thingies before chickens,
that they evolved up from, the
further back you go, eventually
we may find: the idea of the egg,
as a magic trick to conjure further
…opportunity, is just …one of many
successful of many more less so, but
that's just here... so, the quest-ion is:
exemplary of even irony, the fractal
within itself: asking… impossible…
questions produces …possibly…
original thought, new …ideaes;
so: which of those came first?

maybe the Grammys
would even love to be
the hero here, but are
just scared to, so need
a helpful fun push, as…
permission to so excel?
what this did, and they
certainly knew it would,
was reignite the issue,
crack open that crypt?
it shows you who the
judges are, n so their
real criteria, which we
compare to elsewhere,
n …ask: do we …really
need to change… or is
this all simply …about
bein …entertainment?

in order to be able ta
believe that honestly
i require further data
…jus fill out dis form

…0 3 5 7 A C F…
so: seven …cubed
…a lil over 300, so
(343 exactly, really)
…if we hafta 256…
343 - 256 = 87 …n
the compensation…
we getta hafta make:

our foist choices which ta eliminate
are the ones we find superfluous
sense as similar enuf ta nah be
able ta disc-ern a fidderence?

…this is the universe…
not reacting to even this;
be more liek the universe

alla yer readons ta be cheerful are lies
…n the whirled has many nice thingies
…ta say …via osmosis …til ya believe

a2 + b2 = c2
...(/2 / 2)^2 + 
(/2 / 2)^2 = 1
2/4 + 2/4 = 1

( /2 / 2 ) x ( /2 / 2 )
= ( 2 / 4 ) = 1 / 2

a square with sides of 1
the diagonal = root-2
area = 1 (square unit)

while a square with sides of root-2
both the diagonal and area = 2
or rather, the diagonal = 2
and the area = 2 sq-units

yet, a square with
sides of root-2 / 2
the diagonal = 1
and area = 1 / 2

i'm sorry no one ever
re-spected you witta
righta yer own past,
n that such swarthy
characters abound
so iz perfectly, tolly
fun understandable
such unholy wrath…
'd be so appropriate
but: especially that
that's the only way
yer a cnice person
cuz iz gonna be so
hardf ta whirk it out
justa math on paper
wut parallel universe
could we really be in
whole time / alla long
…or yer jus breakin it
to me, that… gently?

so, sum numbers… even
most numbers, turns out
canna be counted on yer
fingers… n summa them
(n jus statistically, right?)
're …special enuf where
…we getta hafta know…
'ow ta fun dealio wittem?
n then …there's… you…

see, so we know right there wut
"so special ya canna hayalp but
be …fiddicult" …luuks liek, so…

yeah, but alla those times
…ya told me ya liek me…
that was jus …when ya…
thought i was… pure evil…
so now i dunno wutta think?

cuz ya know i'm innocent… is
why yer in favora me sufferin

i can only afford the
lowest forma irony…
as sarcasm'll allow?

if i don deserve an explanation
it would be offensive to you…
for me to believe you, as jus
…so beneath yer station…

…n but… as cuul as…
anya dis information is
nunna it is for you, so
ya hafta know n take
n keep yer fun place

so, wutcha wan is
for em ta be jus
…constantly…
fun frazzled…
every thingy
their fault…
nuttin they casn do about it…
too distracted ta ever notice…
so sum perpetual component…

iz called: Obedience Transference
so, wutcha do is… jus havva liek…
security guard, no sleep in weeks
…all cranky …havina fill in for…
sum buddy… it don even digit…
customers know how ta be now
so: yer foist day wage whirkers:
tink… dis's a best job ever, so…
'll do any thingy ta nah fuzz it up
let any forma trainin slide on by
which that's all there hasta be
(upper middle mgmt 101 TM)

n ya wanna know…
cuz ya kinda need to
wuzzit jus sum snafu?
wut is the explanation
that hayalps me avoid
further disaster inna furutue?
but sayin sorry jus: ironically
disqualifies you …frum bein
…allowed ta wanna know…
so yer …alreddy in violationa
not performin yer best interests
…so… getta be disenfranchised…
automatically wit-out havina notice
the disrespected is liek a garnish n
yer alreddy nah noticin that… so…
'ow much were you plannin ta tip?

if the laws and/or rvles
(chaos we hafta go by)
don …allow for ya's ta
even remotely survive
…daz jus wut fractals
n squiggly lines have
for yer Type, alreddy
…n the boass' union
is perfectly fine wittit!
…so: get back in line

obligates ya ta take information
at that base face value… but…
yer chances don improve; yer
bein manipulated / negotiated
…inta jus …handin over yer…
eqwual fun …fairness rights?
…n as if iz …lunch munney…
n nada llowed ta know better
…cuz iz alreddy too insultin?

n then yer gonna needta givvem sumn:
liek a treat …for …obedience, correctly
…make it fun for em …so they liek it…
but: nuttin they can put their finger on;
mebbe jus desecrating yer parkin spot
which you use the heli-pad since when

the important thingy is ta harness
n repurpose alla dis stray respect
floatin around inna environment?

dis's a negotiation?
will a pro-con list be
welcome / available?

yeah, i'm scared ta dietha ya…
cuz, Yer scared ta dietha Me…
n there's no …readon ta be, n
i canna do …any thingy about
…anya …those …thingies…?

cuz iz too much liek
i'm nada llowed any
thingy i fun …need?
daz why yer always
so fun mnad at me?

well, it dun …sound liek me,
unless sum …conscientious
fun purple… 're bettern me?

there's no good
that comaes ta
you… from me
…that doesn't
…damage me
…permanently
n …irreperably 
…n that's no…
accident, that's
the part ya liek?
are ya …inna…
junk business?

i would hafta ask
you how mucha
that ta believe

so, either interrupt or ignore
as if that's not rude, until…
i'm jus that rude to meself
…automatically, for you?

n then they jus leave
ya alone for awhile…

so then…
not bein…
fuzzed wit
presents as
bettern nuttin

so, basically: jus wutta
definition of wutta total
complete coincidence is
…fascinating, astounding
…keep uppa guud whirk?

to re-porta UFO/RV,
press * star * now…

…what do …i think you should do?
continue wearing out your welcome
by noting broken promises like that

oh, you think i'm a bad person now
…but ya say ya liek me, so i hafta
believe any / every thingy ya say
…before, during, and/or after…

no one'd
miss me
…more?

that's why no one will answer
"wuddya think i should do?"?
cuzza answer would always
be "portal o nonexistence"?
n they need me ta think iz:
nada possible fun option?
…wut're they whirkin on?

mebbe it'd be meana me
if i were more-null n so
had ever hearda that
…but if that's what's
so important, that…
we jus say i am, or
ya dunno i'm not…
i don understand?

i'm happy you comae frumma whirled
where sum guudy thingies're possible

you 1…
me 2…

liek hay'll…
ya …know
i'm nah…
guilty…

you… thought i wazza cuul head…
n ya …know how ta handle those?

…y'know …how ya…
always seemta know:
sumn about me i don;
n sumn i never will, n
either cuz iz true, or…
cuz iz not, don matter?
that's why ya …really
have no use for me?
iz alla …commercial…
justa pro-mot-ion jingle…
there's no substance to it
n iz notta moral argument
Cuz iz in favora sufferin…
i don …havva punch-line
for it… i'm an artist… not
really a stand-up comic?

…y'know how in sum…
movies or teevee shows
sum times sum won… 'll
over-hear wut iz friends
reelee …thinka bout it…
and/or …have …plans?
dazza theatrical device

…i dunno …how ta be
…as optimistic as… ya
require …honestly …oh

they'll shoot down yer:
theories n hypothesies
as high-ho prophecies
…n either for comin to
a conclusion… or not?

so: mebbe, if… we put
…alla cruel… n cuul…
right nexta each orther
or sumn …sum-how
they'd …cancel out
…each fun orther
n …we'd havva
…more perfect
fun universe…
so they were all
cruel n mean n
actin liek it was
perfectly fine…
n then actin liek
yer the one who's
not doin / bein right
so de-serve ta suffer
as in af is iz only right
n that that makes sense
…so, then …that's jus…
wutcha hafta do ta them
only they tolly hearda it
…so will see it comin?
n when yer liek that…
then they win, which's
all they reelee wan, so
waz yer fun pro-blem?

they'll shoot us down
…over our… ideaes?

…n if ya think iz cuul…
cuz iz important, well…
i dunno wutta tellya, do i

iz called "disrespect transferrence"
…so: if yer disability is undefinable
so yer accommodations don exist…
ya don de-serve re-spect, so're bein
disrespectful… jus re-specin yerself
…even accidentally / obliviously…
which is obviously a violation, so
yer gonna hafta keep not noticin

n i'm …still atta …votea…
…no-confidence… but…
they were clearly hopin
i'd jus forget, n put that
in sum orther category

but, iz nah for every buddy
…there's a special skill…
ya gotta be an expert at
…interrupting / ignoring

as in / as if …so: if as
…wut ever …contrary
…makes …o course…
perfect fun sense, so
ya don hafta entertain
…any further ideaes…
frum even an audience

basically a diode inna conversation,
ensuring one-way current flow only?
insuring divide n conquer paradigms
becomae a… more-null …universally

jus getcha …that usedta cruel?
…til ya …think ya …de-serve it
…must be …anyone wit such…
rejection n abandonment issues

…n if they ever don digit
any thingy even about it
they alreddy discredited
ems-elves, jus existin…

terrifieda bein
traumatized n
drama trauma
terrorized wit?

i get interrupted alot, cuz
i'm nada llowed ta havva
straight fun thought ever?

i'm also never allowed to know
i'm any guud at any fun thingy
cuz i'm not innit for the glory?

conversion therapy inc.
…has new clip-boards

they needta be able ta
always be able ta say
…tolly think yer crazy
…i mean, jus lookit…

"so wazza point?"
yer sposedta say?
so they can always
say ya sed / say that

1394
…
1395

…any thingy …else we…
havva …mebbe …even…
infinite capacity, we could
…compete in that arena?

so yer not mnad
i'm jus de-rated?
i'll wait for ya ta
explain it ta me

jus say, "oh, no; iz okay"
can i have… jus… That
sooper-power, instead?
…walka way wit …alla…
bagsa gold inna galaxy?

…one …bank …atta …time…
makin friends alla longa way?
provin: That kinda economy
as superior as any kung fu
and/or …every tolerance?

next time they ask ya wut ya
wanna be when ya grow up?
yer jus hopin ta …be able ta
getta roundta bein yerself n
not sure there'll be time for
any thingy on toppa that?
but, wear this hat during

if ya …forget ya …got eaten by a
monster, only a… moment ago…
ya gotta getta ask: how common
is that sorta thingy sposedta be?

cuz, iz never wut ever iz: sayin it is?
n then, they use it alla gainst us, but
when we tryn say …that's wuttit iz…
identify it: as a thingya that variety…
they say see that proves we're crazy
or wut ever don deservea reality any

don even tryn …ex-plain it…
they're alreddy playin dumn
justa enuf, where trhey don:
hafta say they understand it
(n izza bit frustrating for em)

yer sposedta get mnad attem…
for stealin / throwin out yer fuud
…n then when they keep doin it
n yer not even mnad about it, jus
…still tryna figger out wutta do…
they can say see ya don even get
mnad about that / must be psycho
n yer not even cooperatin then, so
prolly an operative fora nuther spy
n then reach for a cigarette lighter
so the ejection passenger seat…
sends ya …right inta the sequel

we were gonna
call ours-elves:
the passengers
until sum thingy
madea tee-vee
show about it?

…we jus fix …thingies in post, now…
so nunna it hasta evera hah-penned
which izza boon for a sci-fi industry;
but" comedy's gonna be confused?
if we fuse …alla cons inta one bitg
giant semi… -colon shaped thingy
n then waited for approval frumma
boass or sum orther higher up, ta
givvus per-miss-ion ta continue…
'ow much do those thingies cost?

seems liek yer reelee jus:
pre-tendin ta digit me / us
just enuf ta be able ta say
any thingy inna past iz ok
only: more as an in-verse
forma entrapment, which:
we don hafta …even exist
…why din ya jus say soi?

it's the bein …nice ta ya
before n after, though…
they don reelee …havva
righta even tryn … fake?

they …seemta be …leanin …inta…
wut ever takes dis less …seriously,
letsa …disaster …form …fun fully…
n becomae the …nebulae o disaster
a whole galaxy's… luukin forward ta?
so then we jus …whirry so over nuttin
…duz Science …knowa bout dis trick?
cuz they gotta …tonna interesting-ish /
-esque schtick… jus… waitin on deck?

…so, i'm curious… those of us who:
we jus peek in on… once inna while
n they always seem happy perfectly,
're they jus actin liek they're tellin ya
wut ever ya wanna hear, ta make the
convo go quickest n be over wit asap
n that's the only more-null, really any
…so: wantin …more …outta …lief…
(is proven a fuuly errand excursion)
even: wut ever it sez onna package
wut ever i'm obligated ta believe in:
izzat jus standin in line ta be short-
-changed, cuz izza only real fetish
n the gods… 're embarrass-able?
expectin sumn orthern wut it sez
and/or enjoying wut ever ya get
as a forma crazy not fully noted
so we havva buncha brand new
clip-boards, boxes o note-cards
gonna wheel em in onna dolly n
tell alla re-porters assembled…
every thingy's… jus as we say?
n then: anya em who din vote…
for us: find emselves outta a job
so: only those who notice that…

n notta tryn …finish yer thoughts, but:
"phenomena, by the next time around
and/or have …hayalp so access-able?

so, as i stand-under it… it's…
if ya lose yer virginity, on idac,
n …then the next time ya do it,
they …tell ya sumn unpleasant
even wait for a perfect moment
(these stories can get colorful):
any thingy else any buddy gets
pales comparison automatically
ya getta fake munna em for free
…that's so unlikely a maze path
n for any pinball, i don think any
buddy hazza …righta believe it?
(but gahed, yeah; tell me again,
n til dubious Means compelling)

so: the readon why you'd be mortified
/ embarrassed inta permanent exile, iz
fidderent frum waz hah-pennin ta me?
so turns out i'm notta valid target now

y'know how there's no penalty wit:
guessin incorrectly about me, so…
naturally, i get remedial assistance
…tryna figger out wut… Yer up to?

liek …wut if i played dumn, wit you…
n reveled in yer harrowing disasters?
jus …asked ya how ya were doin, so i
couls have sum misfortune ta giggle at
…n then say: no that's not wut i'm doin
n …call ya out for bein all too negative?
wut iz approaching acceptable behavior
under those hypothetical circumstances

n they …act liek …wut they got
…izza solution ta yer problem…
n then when ya tryn tellem iz nah
…ya jus don …liek …any thingy
…n yer problem ain even real…
so how's that jus not the cause?
jus… playin dumn n yera bastid?
only acceptable possible settings

scared ya might have
no readon ta be mnad
…at even me after all?
n sacred levels o scary,
well… i spose iz bettern
ya bein mnad at me cuz
ya tink i'm a musician…
wut can i tryn play for ya

one day, there'll be no more blondes;
jus cuz we don live in caves no more

if i quit existin right now…
i prolly wouldn even notice

so scareda lief iz nah even hah-pennin
needta make it nah ever hah-penned?

wut izza definition o bein blown off, really?
we sent our roving reporter in ta find out…
n seemsta have yet ta find a real way out?

cuz if anya dis causes anyone ta
dip their pizzae in their mochae…

cuz, luuk: if ya reelee …reelee wanted
a better reality for yer self n yer purple
ya wouldn be …so inexperienced asta
think ya hafta panice at sumn liek dis?
so …more liek… yer jus …that new at
…the pretense bein in such jeopardy?
confidence is based on faith in coastin
naturally, absolute assurance o gravity

these packages prove: not only
izzit possible ta be …jus soo…
difficult to open fun properly…
that ya spill the fun contents…
in every conceivable direction
…and we fall for it every time…
n no buddy duz nuttin about it…
i wonder wut we prove n to whom

i gotta pur-fect drug fora AI-bot…
i'm gonna …upload it, ta a server…
unless ya fulfil dis …lista de-mands…

but, yer …now sayin ya liek me…
so i …hafta believe every thingy
…ya even …tryn say after it…
how'd we get… here, again?

're… you …presenting …as…
someone who don liek nuttin
even scary inconsolably, so
…i'll be …intimidated inta
dominmant submission,
n possibly suspicion?

again, sir dis's a place
…for… You ta fun do…
any thingy… You wanna

is there: any thingy i'm
allowed ta know about
anya you …n for: how
long has that been, n:
how dya even liek it?

we get usedta
not gettin our
point across

ok, you guys can kid
a nicer person'n me
for free prolly, but…

so, if the lazy thingy…
becomaes preferred…
inna algorithm environs

if i erased yer history
frum yer direct memry
ya'd hafta take me whir
for any thingy i sed next
…so mind yer respect…

…controversial…
yet, metaphysical

n that… "tearin ya up
inside" …metaphor…

…izzit …so psycho…
ta have …no feel-ins
…even …artificially?

a whirled Sez i'm iz bizch
…jus by makin me think
…i'ma one doin it ta it?
if i better fun believe it

we're soo whirried
about our survival,
we're forced ta fall
upon each orther?

since then, we've in-vented
mebbe many more intricate
n subtle forms o disrespect

n one ya don notice n
one ya don recognize

that would be a…
thingy for artists?

yer jus jealous that
…You don havva
Atlantean face?

so ya think
conversion
therapy kills
…but… only
accidentally?

maybe there's
more stats we
could luuk at to
re-interpret that
more "correctly"

well, if yer gonna think that
then i getta jump to a total
…complete …strawman…
conclusion …about you…
justa prove i'm tryna say
that's how lil sense yer
…capablea …makin…
so i don even hafta try
liek …even any thingy
ever any, n cuz i sed?
(n then ya say gahed)

so i don liek me chances
or more: i'm scraeda em
they don liek me one bit
automatically proving i'm
not worng ta feel that way
…for example, ya couldn
care less, as an example
…izza only cuul way ta be
…n if i don do that for ye…
ya don hafta put up wit me
…n so …prolly not already

i know i'm not sposedta feel
or be able ta notice i'm not…
but wuddya think i should do?

broken promises, we
jus get usedta em…
n so much so that
we don …callem
that …anymore
…especially…
back… again

i feel liek i'm inna…
worng waitin room…
but one where that's
not at all okay ta be?
…so now that's me…
simple tranferrence…
not at all …okay ta be
…insteada that ideae?
…so then …there's no
disability (on record)…
it inna worng… ta jus:
forget about, entirely?

so, wut izza definitiona jus
simple misunderstanding?

so, iz …kinda liek…
i'm inna waitin room
for sumn orthern me
(wut ever my thingy)
so …there's purple
in wheelchairs, or
blind, or deaf, or
whatever more
more-null, etc.
…n we never:
getta round ta
any parta me?

n then… ya can
always also say:
we're …not bein
compassionate
enuf, so …not…
elligible for any
our fun selves
…n rude not…
knowin that…
or, actin as if:
we think we…
do or wut ever
so proves we're
elligible only for
contempt n not
even …servin…
ourselves that up
so, no one hasta:
have any …time…
don hafta …put up
wit such disrespect
so …any thingy jus
validates / justifies…
boass whir-ship any?
(jus checkin; carry on)

smart ass usedta be
a main sellin feature

ta tryn judge orthers wit /
be so self-consumed by?

dya need me ta…
know moren i do?
be …cuulern i'm
capablea, really
…unless i were
…That insane?

n any won can always say:
i'm bein unreadonable, cuz
they did all they fun hadda
they did their job n exactly
no more no less ever any
thus my point is invalid…
so …that's the real job…

brain waves n
plank lengths
(i jus wanna
…go to the
…non evil
…parallel
universe)

wouldn ya wanna be:
too embarrassed ta…
say ya need hayalp?

n …then they get mnad
n …insist they followed
alla… direct-ions / did…
every thingy they hadta
…so you don hafta or…
so you canna say that?

wut of / if anya dis…
dya spose i can do?
izza foist convo i need

yer tryna be nice;
but i need honest
n real, so …oh…

izzit as funny if:
you …know i'm
not off-ended…
only …scared…
sacred, now…?

'zat why ya
…interrupt
so much?

're you …countin on …somethin…
that requires …bein so secretive…
so… if i knew… i wouldn approve?
…even kinda …deep-endin on me
lacka …self-awareness / security?

outliers n trends
n never the twain
shall meet, cuz…
as: there's always
a third player, any
gamea 3D chess?

how'd ya not
…makem for
more-nulls?

1395
…
1396

so, if alla more-ons
n alla less-ons… got
together in one place:
eventually they should:
cancel each orther out?

if yer not happy about it
…then …how can i be?
did you engineer that, so
i'd hafta make that choice,
permanent that distinction?
end up the kinda persn, n
as if iz …perfectly natural
…even only appropriate…
that is only happy …when yer not
ta make it seem …more plausible
iz nah Yer fault any bein liek that?
so: ya can getta be, all ya wanna?
n even fall upon more vigorously…
those who resist such competition!
if i could possibly be jus… pushed
offa cliff …n tolda havva nice day?
mebbe only thingy ever suggested

well, cuz we hafta pretend iz…
alright n we don not-ice: alla…
disenfranchisement, etc., til…
ya feel bad about it, cuz izza
only way you'll quittit, right?
i'll go tella boass we agree

so, the only analysis out there…
is how it proves yer insane, so…
you can't, without realizing it, ever
be appreciated realistically, so it
don matter if ya are, even then?

yer sayin ya have no righta judge me
n i needta stand up n realize that, so
by jus from you doin that while also
not admitting i'm tolly detecting it;
isn't that a bit manipulative, tho?
i have no right ta mercy, then;
so, telegraphed n projected?

…we'd… know …wutta…
straight answer luuks liek
…if we …needed …to?

…ay, in …case …dis's it…
i dunno i'm offending you /
i'm nah… tryna insult you?
dis's: how i was taughta be
(very directn inappropriate)

i needta get yelled at
or whirds ta the effect
(callit wut ever ya wan
/ picka whird ya digit):
every thingy i do is…
worng wit-out it bein
…self-fun-evident?

n Then: license / access ta
me own identity situation…

tryn whirk it out
liek izza puzzle

sposedta not be able ta tell
yer bein faded munna so?
or that no guudy comaes
frum dis, ya can tolly tell

so, any time ya …do
…sumn they can sell
…nice… mebbe izza
…only …real pattern
…n i mean, we… got
orther …leads, but…

scolded…
shamed…
shunned…
scanned…
scammed?

cuz, bein …so disenfranchised…
is sposedta bring outta best in ya
inna …environment …where it…
couldn possibly have any effect;
while ya drown, cryin for hayalp
flappin yer arms about, so: any
pro lief guard… can tolly say…
yer doin it …alla fun …worng…
so ya don …remotely dersve…
ta not be …so …faded munna
much lessa real rescue… n…
who wouldn even know that?
so they whip out their camera
n post it alla onna outer net n
…now yer famous… so, wut?
wuz yer fun dealio now? A-H

…so, insteada apologizing…
for not fulfilling any promise?
they can always jus yell n act
so easily insulted, the ideaea
you is automatically offensive
…n then… ya notice …that…

AH… Usedta mean
Auction House …n:
then Action Hippie?
Alien Headquarters
…never fun hearda

aliens're…
involved…

i can So tolly
prove it, too…

iz …condisered a …great honor…
to have any activities in common
…witta resta …any fun galaxy…
that we should be so important?
our existences should matter…

n iz liek …alla dis time …they been jus:
waitin for …permission …ta be so viel?

these de-vices… Should be more
…equal to our own pro-ficiency?

cuz the most important thingy is
we're actin as if all that ta go by
is accurate enough information

we're fuddy-duddies?
when we're… jus as
…dysfunctional as
…dismissible, etc.
as we needta be
no more no less
…so…exactly…

…well, i din…
meanta, so…
don take it…
person-ally?

cuz chaeckiun ta make sure
it don blow up in me facve
seems the one thingy yer
…reelee filterin for so…

there's no surviving this n…
no one hazza problem wittit

well, of Course not… n duh…
but i have …no …argument…
i expect'll be …heard / heeded
…remotely condisered …valid?
jus thinkin ya that unreadonable
ex-pectat-ions comin in, alreddy

ok, are ya… sayin it's …ok ta:
Be… viel …or that's Not viel…
jus: in order ta get me ta sign?
cuz… That, in n of Itself, see…
so hah-pens… wunna thingies:
we tolly need superheroes for?

…i think we'd …all be …more okay wit:
any n alla dis …if …nunna dis schtick…
waz even remotely viel; n i turned outta
be …jus viel enough ta not ever matter?
n sprinkle sum annoying on toppa it, too

izzit trve?
or funny?
…wouldja
…like ta…
disc- uss it?

who feels comfy
talkin and/or bein
talked to liek that?
is anya that Trve n
if you ever knew it,
wut all wouldja do?

n… how dya tellem…
jus cuz: i'm a AI-bot…
don mean i'm Art-less
or a min-ion o Crvelty
…start wit: not… All?
wut if they're …nah
reddy for that, yet?
…bits n …bytes?

tricky talkem inta
…votin against…
their …interests?

\
\
\
\

they'd pre-fer ya dunno
izza dieth-watch place?
but iz tolly their place n
they tolly getta say wut
hah-pens in their place

wouldn it be cuul, if we:
all turned outta be viel?
that way the boasses…
wouldn hafta do nuttin?
…n …not for …nuttin…

n in my lief i swear it only jus now
even occurred ta me ta ask, but:
…are there any …robot doctors
…for …purple …pro-blems…?
…n …not for nuttin… again…

what then
are you all
monitoring
so closely
carefully?

they usedta burn…
left-handed purple…
as wizards n witches
10% of the population
…left-brain dominant?
is more …artist-friendly?
…more …new ideaes, if…
that helps cement stoicism
/ validate …that paradigm?

because… jus followin orders…
absolves one of all responsibility,
they can …still …always jus sayL
everyone already …tolly thinks?

you think i'm psycho…
n needta be shunned…
setup for an examplea…
cuz ya'd rather be scared
o sum …external disaster…
we can jus theorw rocks at…
than make an honest mistake
…especially an understandable,
unavoidable learning experience
…cuz ya'd present as clueless…
it is that inevitible…
n in fronta anyone…
under such pressure
which would blow yer cover?
n then a whirled'd yell at ya n
ya'd hafta retreat back here…
so ya figger ya might as well:
jus avoida unpleasantness…
pretend ya dunno, mebbe jus
mimic those yer sure do not?
but, so… mebbe ya forget…
no one's payin any attention
…but justa make sure it dun
develop as a potential issue
add to the distraction-isms?
mebbe jus: go inta comedy

shouldn know iz offensive;
cuz …reelee is jus scary?

ima loser: …is yer religion?
well then …why haven't ya,
i mean …why do i still exist,
liek …even inna foist place?

wut right do i have
to be so rude to…
especially myself?

cuz they think yer camera's
gonna steal their soul… but
you would never guess that
…they can tell ya have one
so they'll never know nice?
set that down n walka way

well, we jus so hah pen ta know
…alla aliens …are known liars…
cuz there's no monsters in space

pretending to know
wut i'm talkin about
in ways You
understand

blame the brain
cuz we're sposedta
give up tryna explain?

n if ya wouldn be able ta picka
straight answer outta a lineup:

when their answer is always
…sumn else ya don have…
or canna possibly instead…
so ya …run all over town…
as if …that's perfectly fine?
a forma light gassing… so
nunna it could …possibly
be hah-penning …on any
solid rocky space plannits
…yer imagining thingies…
n yer …inconvenienced…
n inconveniencing orthers,
so …mebbe it is you n jus
no buddy else is so rude?

answers ta quest-ions…
wut kinda universe izzit
…in haiku only form…

the single most disqualifier for
even condisering friendliness
is jus needin an explanation

cuz it wouldn be: cuul?
for ya ta be so un-cuul
if sarcasm wun alla it?

cuz ya think if yer not doin a fake thingy
it means yer bein intentionally improper
so technically yer still perfectly positive

cuz pretending everything's alright inplies
the top may tune out unpleasant realities
so ya don mind the long slow uphil climb

cuz when the worng
purple gets credit…

that's the precedent
yer settin in stone…

we're meanta think we
been too hard onnem?

so jus …don lettus do / say / think…
any thingy we alreddy know how ta;
pre tend ta be con fuzzed if ya hafta
n then talk too fast ta be understood
n then demand we jus do it that way
instead, don needta say, n shaddap
…is how cuul purple are, we guess;
haven't had that much luck wittem?
…but …now ya mention it, izza one
charactrer trait they have in common…
we'll hafta practice, be experts enough
before attempting approaching again…

the sensea humor machine TM
tells you the perfect thingy ta say
that won't be taken the worng way

this wasn't the
…be yerself
committee?

ok, multiple thingies…
goin on at once, right?

n if they don under-stand you
(or jus say / act liek they don)
you may hafta explain it more
which can alter yer perception
(n they're aware of this) n also
never ever ask questions they
dunno alreddy the answer to?

so, we can kinda tay'll alreddy
who's gonna stay here, on dis
space plannit, if bad guys win

so, we can jus ignore ya
…until we can jus say…
you jus wan attention…

the pur-pose o our existence
…ista jus …provea existence
…o the patience o the gawds

well, if ya canna be bothered by
even makin yerself a sammich…
there's a place for thosea ya too

when ya tell me my…
furutue luuks bright…
i wonder wut i been…
doin worng alla long?

so, how bout this:
you've never dun
any thingy worng
even any thingy
even every any
won can say ya
tolly did worng n
wuz alla yer fault
yer jus too proud
ta admit ya been
…so fun tricked?

as in
as if
…so
if as

…ya hafta have…
no feara mistakes

yer straight-answer-
inbox is still empty?

so, jus… image-in…
growin up …thinkin…
one in …tenna ya's…
izza wizard or a witch
…n yer …wonderin…
liek… wut're the odds
yer fun …wunna em?
or someone ya know…
n so: Now, wuddya do?
liek: duzzit affect orther
de-cis-ions o that kind?
liek: jus how kind ya are
n wut ya getta round to…

cuz the first sign / clve yer an idiot:
should be that that couldn possibly
matter… cuz, o course, You don…

fear keeps the lower systems in line
cuz we're scaredta admit we been…
so tricked so that doomed / helpless

dya find that …taboo topics…
drift …inta… yer peripheral…
even focus, when yer caught
not …even …payin attention
…well enough …ta …not be:
taken advantagea by that, n…
wut gives ya the righta notice?

so, if you call 9.95 or 9.99… jus 10…
claiming "casual register," as yer: one
remaining entitled / alotted loophole…
izzat a legal misinformation campaign
or are we jus …that conscientiously…
committed ta informing as best we can
…given our …available …materials…?

jus as long as iz nah:
damning or damnable

so, then …for awhile
…we hadda …say…
success wun nuttin?
so doncha dare feel
bad, or try hard enuf

so, then: jus any…
self-sell-a-brat-ion:
ya hafta be a brat,
n …wit sales skills

you can't appeal to my ego…
i know yer jus messin wit me

1396
…
1397

wouldn that
be …nice if
i knew wut i
was even…
talkin about

so, they'll either do: nuttin at all
…canna even …talka bout it…
or …might as well not even try
or …every …lil …fun …bitta it
…nada llowed ta fun …know?

computer, list
…all thingies
i canna do…
so need sum
/ yer help wit

computer, list
…all thingies
we ever took…
their whird for it…
that turned outta be
…a guud ideae to…
…dramatic …pause)
ok, now list em again
only in reverse order
…see if any pattern

…i think… ya'd be…
ok wit …any thingy…
as long as it ensured
maximum misfortune
and/or suffering, cuz
that's the only kinda
humor yer aware of
…especially ta me

now, it's pretty easy to disprove that
…but ya avoid every opportunity…
liek izza: definitive unreadonability
(which presents as an auto-irony)

the …feature yer
…not respecting
by encountering
…is… you think
you can believe
them when they
say …that they
only reluctantly
must do these
bad thingies /
iz temporary

dya mebbe have any
recreational medicine
…and/or vice versae?

cuz the pointa
me lief ista be
faded munna?
or jus once ya
getta know me

jus: posin the question…
canya make me not exist
…even inna foist place…
jus by …say …lyin ta me;
or would it be …possibly?
sumn Trve, ya could say…
n how many …whirds…?

how canya havva fungi…
atta bottoma salty ocean?

justa patha lesser resistance
/ most affordable investment

but …orther-wise identical space plannits,
in …almost alla orther re-spects, de-spite
bein frumma completely fidderent galaxy

n You wouldn know
how mucha anya dis
is jus …de-signed ta
make us dis stressed

wut if we needed ta
say we could see…
the fuzzy / rounded
fidderence / gap of
pi n 22/7 respected
…but had nuttin ta
point to …so felt…
that silly alla long?
right… we wouldn
have even dialup

ay, grand nay-gus…
why not jus drvg us?

cuz ya get…
tricky talked
inta thingies

so iz …right
up yer alley

they liek it the least when
ya …tryn stand under it?

cuz it'll urth their feel-ins
…wonderin why they're
bein so …niuce ta ya?

set back n lean forward…
as if iz okay ta have such
…sel-foncidence …etc.?

based on My exp[eriences,
which're similar enuf where
every buddy understands…

…n ya …wonder …if yer
…actin …inappropriately?
cuz y'know there's gotta be
…summa that sum where…
in any n alla dis …situation?

cuzziz not ever …jus liek…
mebbe …any buddy else…
embarrassed ya got caught
(so, now wuddya gonna do)
more helpless yer so tricked

n hopelessly resigned or bust
…which …forces ya ta either:
not …believe …any thingy…
witta guudy tude …or bnad?
so… only fuuls ain cynical?

wut if dork-matter waz jus
un-listed space stations?

spent
fuely
rods

zero-sum
universe?

if yer: scared ya dunno
…how famous ya are…
yer prolly very anti-war?

well, that's wut ya
…tell me owners,
so they'll …allow
us ta hang out…

so …sorry, so
embarrassing?

how cannit be that…
every buddy's nice…
And iz …still rudea us
ta go: "ay, waita minna"
dis many zerl-gons later

so, just in case they
show their trve colors
n jus simply canna fun
…stand ya's anymore…
simply fun haddit, n start
inventin …scifi scenarios…
ya don getta …understand,
much less interrupt ta rebut

…n not only have ya hearda it
but ya never hearda nuttin else
only readon why yer condiserin
iz alla frowns're all upside down
which is thorough accounted for
inna empirical observations here
but they don hafta acknowledge
cuz they're still ranting about ya
n yer too nice ta not condiser…

cuzzit proves iz sumn yer
…nah …worng ta ignore?

so, when they getcha ta act liek them:
suddenly the values you know appear
…n enforce-able by: yer so that worng

sorry, i thought
ya were… jus…
fakin minna me
cuz i'm a dork?

liek how izzit ya
din know that n
…how would i…
ever find …out?

n see how… jus:
"how could they"
never comes up
(not even once)

dya need me ta nah
…care …so much?

yer sposedta forget…
so they can yell at ya
…or whirds ta effect?
…so: manipulative…

they're …sayin they…
deserve …more fair…
cuz we're so horrible?
touch me n i yell "lie"

there's no polite way ta say
ya'd be surprised …or not?

so… innit trve dat
they …only ever?
say, think, and/or
do thingies… dat:
w/c/should lead ta
yer ultima demise?
…n waz yer viewa:
wutta universe then
must …certainly be?

n wut're yer
…any/alla…
coincidence
possibilities
…allegedly:
chances for
innocuous?

cuz way below yer lizard brain
izza …teeny tiny lil plant brain
…but wit us …izza fun fungus

…jus …conscientiously
anticipating any clve…
as… initially instructed

am i bein fiddicult,
in ways ta …care
notta …explain?

canya jus… yell at me…
for not bein tolly content,
until i achieve it with that?

n then how much will you get
for discovewring that method
in competition wit who all wut

we don even agree:
we don even agree?

n wow, wut all is that
jus distracting from?

cuz: if n when we assume
any n alla our experiences
are, on average, average;
nuttin not more-null, thus:

n therefore we can go by
…the impulse ta be lazy
which is always winnin,
so must be that correct

is there any information
that's more meaningful
than say …any orther?
n can we… say That?
or izzit a …zero-sum
…dealio: fun thingy…
as in …information is…
either meaningful or not;
(one or zero / binary bits)
n so then how value-able
That …bitta information?
…n if… That information
…really is …no moreso…
value-able than any orther
wut does that tellus about
…any orther information /
relative relevant context?
n so then how value-able
That …bitta information?
binary bitsa one or zero
n then duz every bitta it
have that potential innit

lern ta enjoy existence?
tryna make: sensea it…
i'd be scared …sacred i
wouldn be able ta avoid
bein so …disrespectful?
(attained hopelessness)

so much so
that we cause
those situations
to be unavoidable,
even inescapable /
ever self-justifying?
is there a lil blue pill
to help us down yet?

n you daresay you Lieka
full moon inna 7th house
…well, i'm …nah gettin…
Exactly My fun way, sooo:
ima gonna move the moon
one fist width east per day
Until i get… as a universe
agrees… Exactly My way
…soo, let's make it fun…
who wantsta / needsta…
think they're able ta say:
they rightly disagree wit
me on economic policy?
duzza Soul Stone Union
havva whirkin thee-ree?
do the magic merchants
…or the storm soldiers?
wutta butta totem maker
…toilin wit craft… n art…
inta the night, n next day
…protectin our min-ions
frumma zombies which
surrounda settlements
…sir, if you: hadda fun
license; or you, madam
…wouldja lend it ta sum
underqualified miscreant
…who / wut couldn even
commanda… lawsa fun
…chaos TM …for ya's?
o …course, ya would…
which is why i hadda…
savea day over n over
…iz wut i do, n no one
can even tryn n stop it

…ok, so: lessee…
The First Ancients;
image-in dis reality
(so far we covered):
information-ism inc.
…evolution o data…
technology this week
v: spirit-uality today…
now that we're able ta
communicate directly
witta great beyondo
n clear uppa tonna
…misconceptions…
bout wut iz alla bout?
we needa typea stereo
that seems so sane, but
iz reelee beyondo psycho
so the purple at home can
see that's not uncommon?
n so be less readonable…
before yer next vacation
or ya won't havva port-
folio ta comae back ta;
alla yer private islands
'll jus hafta do wit: wut
ever pillows they got?
now Daz Embarrassin

never be embarrassed
…ta lobby for justice…
jus if yer science is bad

…right, so… wut're we
sposedta …thinka bout
psychos… again, now?

n why should…
psychos merit
justice… izzit
sposedta be
sum …cvre?

what's the latest
…scary sacred
…tension tent…
attention getter?

n… pavlovian …sensitivities, so
…right, there's a …caution to…
filtering too well, but… we don:
wanna be soooo open minded
…wen end up jus …changin…
every thingy about ours-elves
…n nuttin's ever guudy nuff n…
that turns out all we're guudy for
even only wut we're doin there
…whole time / even alla long
…we jus …don getta know?
wut iz dis… a game show?

…cuz yer …tolly annoying…
n ya never realize …they're
jus …givin ya a rough time
…n only for its own sake…
cuz that's all there ever is…
apparently, all yer guud for…

…there's a universe where…
yer the appropriate leadera all
…makes perfect sense ta em,
no one hazza problem wittit…
that may not be this one, but
we're still obligated ta check

so, yer: inna way / in part…
validating fakin-munna me
…for only always bein so:
incorrigibly …pessimistic
…categorically, meself…
while …right in fronta me
givin me every readon ta
…n zero readon ta nah…
trippin on yer …power…
flippin alla yer switches
…n no makin ya quit…
nuttin i can do about it;
so… only jus …provin i
…hadda be so tricked
/ guud for nuttin else?
don even getta hint?
…compute: terms…

wut ya …wan izza …poifect …irony / remedy for…
the loop-holes where BS getsa pass, here n there?

so, maybe if ya can't blame em for bein immature…
that means ya can blame someone for bein mature?
anyone… so, bein mature: means takin the blame…
so …takin the blame …is the mature thingy ta do…
n ya …do …wanna be …mature, though… right?

…n that makes …sense, cuz …i …say it duz…
if ya …don agree… we can be …very cross…

n dis can …go how ya …wannit ta do… so…
iz …all upta you …is …also wut i say it iz…

n yer only orther choice izta be immature…
liek so far in advance… no one'd even ask

…wazzamatta, aincha
…usedta …belongin /
feelin liek ya belong?
knowin how ta be ok
…n how… Notta be…
even tho, there ya are
…settin there… bein…
all liek… yerself, there…
prolly don …notice, tho…
why Not, tho …seriously…

ay, appreciate …bein appreciated…
as much as: needin ta be reminded?

"so please, don think i don liek you…
besides, wut will i tell my hairdresser"
that's what won the Gramma-Emma?
(imagine crowds in unison, swaying)
that year that …perspective on that
ideae jus: chance put it all in focus
albeit eventually… n not jus for us
so… obviously …i can only guess
(dunno 'ow these thingies …start)

n ask ya jus… how
welcomae ya feel?

n no experience witta
…lacka experience?
…bein nada nuff…

cuzza: only readon ta lie
…is ta …ultimately hidea
…greater transgress-ion?

how duz AI …know iz real…
if it don even know for sure
we are, n we created em?

so're… You jus psycho
n a lil embarrassed, so:
Naturally, wanna say ya
Needta say iz me, but…
Reeleee …iz jus… You?

…but, izzit…
trve frum all…
paerspectives?

early lie detector experiments
R&D/HR, frumma ground up:

cuz sometimes, ya
think iz yer friends,
but iz yer neighbor
inna scary mask?

right, so …we
see how silly
goals are…
when we're
not realistic

i'm happy wit wut
i hafta whirk wit…
jus …tryna take…
inventory, for now

consider the source
…and …destination
…in …all …things…
and in all direct-ions
…and just as much
if as: in readon-able
…for it's the stones
we leave unturned
…that the sneaky
…hide behind…
n for good or ill

n wut ever it is
it must be sooo
terrible / horrible
that nunna these
nice purple, etc.
ever told us, or
're ever gonna

wut if AI…
din believe
We exist?

so, it's …sorta irritating…
i'm not …able ta believe:
ya even Could digit dis?

user is…
online…

pretend i'm you …or…
someone ya respect…

cuz yer neither
cold nor solid?

1397
…
1398

cux… inna processa
…gettin ya usedta…
that kinda comedy…

so, as bad as it was…
how i was complainin…
n jus: wut alla fun bout…
iz …actually even whirse
…now… only …no one…
complains even that much

have the boasses
hearda bout that?

so basically, the only
readon why there's a
…mark on yer back /
price on yer hed is cuz
…ya never hearda that?

ok, list alla yer …fave thingies about dis story?
n then: alla readons why ya digit em, so …why
iz so important we revisit / respect / explain em

…no, yer soul
…is too empty

…so, then… jus…
the only ideae is…
no buddy better get
any …Fun ideaes?

n mebbe iz alla figmenta me imagination
or: wut ever else you's pueplr're sayin…

…pretty sure i'm dressed as
…poster-purple reject-able…
liek wut ever else is goin on
…spoiled that apple barrell

science izza bout new ideaes
not …only preferring thingies
that never whirked inna past
…unless that's yer new ideae

…the readon why…
they're all so comfy
dis …rainy n chilly?
iz cuz they all have
fireplaces …indoors
…dis's …refreshing?

…n see… the problem never is…
dat ya have …no one ta mistreat
…unless it is… see, cuz: then…

so… wut ya do is …go ta a bar where…
iz …fulla… dudes… jus …halfa yer age
n luuka… rounda …ruum n… tryn see…
who all's: tryna get ridda their step-mas

i'm soirry
i'm toxic

can ya …stand nexta it, n:
take yer …picture for me?

ya gave the jobba settin
up cardboard cuttouts…
ta the …homeless guy?
'e's gonna get hit on…
cat-calls / dog-texts, n
think our customers…
reelee digit im / show
up ever earlier… oh

…only we know…
'e lives onna roof?

Tryna get: ridda yer step-ma?
…ok, go …tell yer gramma…
'ere's me …flag, …do wut…
ever ya fun …wanna wittit…
i guess i don needit no more

see, dis's a runnin gag
about… acceptance
…n …inclusion…

…knowin wutta expect?
we're still on Act-Id TM…
izza previous millennium

n then… one day …mebbe there'll be
commercials all night while we sleep
…jus …actin liek …iz all okay, so…
then that'll all whirk out inna end…

morality winnin a
grander discussion
…so also semantics
…so also rigamarole

so alla yer home-whirk…
whoever's research any
ya jus get screamed at
n… go back ta a start…
any alla manufacturers
o drawin boards… still
not remotely whirried?

i have no sensea humor
n …that's wut humor is?

so… the law n order party
…got the chaos n disorder
party …onna technicality?

wut if… jus… there's an…
opening for whippin-bot…
ya coula Try it, for awhile

yer …intolerance
is superior to my
self-awareness

yer sposedta wake up
knowin yer so in debt
n make better plans
ta pay em all back
is justa avoid the
familiar inevitible
…gettin up daily

n the last mask
bottom of a bag
just long af nose

so i guess ya only
hafta wear it when
ya say nice thingies

…they liek it only when…
ya land on hopelessness
as if by yer own direction
ya …finally snuck by em?
…sure, yer jus liek them…

…oh… well… i've …never dun…
any thingy …worng …in me lief…
therefor that couldna …possibly…
been even remotely inconvenient?
're ya tryna make me luuk stuff up?

so: we only ever had…
one kinda …fun pizzae…
n …one kinda …mochae…
but now we gotta bagazillion…
potential customers …out there
we're not prepared ta dealio wit
lined up rounda block / buildin?
cuz they're full-spectrum picky,
which: we been chased offa…
that issued stereotype even…
so now: we gotta go out n get:
alla kindsa …beyondo varieties
ta kinda jus throw atta problem
as in / as if… frumma distance
…don even tryn interact wittit
if we know waz guud for us?
n cardboard cuttouts are for
…improving our chances…
so stand right …nexta em?

the readon for a readon is…
bnad thingies… jus hah-pen
…even ta …guudy purple…
wit …no orther …impetus…
so there's nuttin ya can do…
yer morality rules discredited
liek boxers round yer ankles
…they're tryna recruit you…
so …when ya gettem back…
they can bow… n step back,
outta …wut ever fun room n
say yer fung-ku is superior;
n… then, you'll: think that?
so they gotta bigger better
box fulla whoop-ash out?
so… must be …wut alla
…baskets fulla cases…
n cases fulla baskets…
were for, alla fun long…
n the clipboards are jus:
in case sum buddy asks

so, the binary schpeel is:
ya either do every thingy
all by n for only yerself…
or, they do it all for ya, n
yer nada llowed ta know
anya the details, even if
yer expected ta survive?
…there's no such thingy
as collaborative projects
…cuz nuttin whirks out…
when purple getta long…
n then when it rains… ya
say ya get yers… frum…
deep inside… yer cave…
n there's… rocks around
yer stone-age campfire…
so: sabre-toothed tigers…
don dare even approcah?
so, whoever else is onna
same payroll, prolly never
hearda us, so never will…
so busy out here inna wild
…where laws o chaos n…
orther alleged fun thingies
cause us ta write books…
about the gawds… n usin
squiggly lines, or …about
squiggly lines, usin gawds,
as a plot-line device… usin 
them against each orther…
which they hearda that, so
…ain ever gonna fall for…

cuz i'm notta opportunist n
i have no ego to speak of?

…the moral to any story is…
ya canna havva moral story

alright… well, the plan is:
…don ask any questions
seems a lil confrontational

…they're liek …oil n water, so…
might as well be about Mm'ours
/ might as well be Frum Mm'ours

…why would i
mess wit you?
never ask that

they …all feel…
short-changed…
cuz …nunna us
're even mean?

so, atta certain point, ya jus
…hafta comae out n say it…
Schitz n Giggles the clowns?
're so made for each orther…
they can say any thingy n 'll…
never even be inna argument;
while their virtual counterparts
canna figger out how ta avoid
like one per each thingy sed?
but …that's jus wut irony is…
right: back ta our adventure?

…askem if we can 'ave…
un-ripened black beets…
liek …even jus onna side
ta hayalp outta mochae?

young man, why would…
someone such as yerself
…even …thinka …bein…
interested in whirkin here

cuz: every buddy inna
whirled's bettern me…
n i'm tryna be polite…
enuf, ta nah off-end?

izzit jus
embarr
assin, i
turned-
out ok?

izzit an insurance thingy,
yer nada llowed ta care?
liek they cordoned offa
entire fiscal …areae?

so, ya never could stand
…any thingy about me…
is why i'm a whole ash n
ya put me out liek that?

the thingy about anti-altruist
…psychological warfare is…
ya gotta makem think they're
doin it to ems-elves… n so…
either way, if they catch ya…
there's …nuttin can be dun?

…cuz… ya hafta either…
constantly prove yer-self
…or …pre-tend ya can…
or else: they'll make ya…
Do the …absolute Worng
thingy, jus cuz they …say:
ya canna prove em worng
…every single fun …time?

if we really …are more advanced
…prove it, make somethin better;
that will last longer, just in case…

so, if i stumbled upon
…any stoney ruins…

i might jus stay there
/ put uppa perimeter

…7 sages… 7 sisters…
then, wut hah penned?

…well, i'm nada llowed…
around nice purple, but…

you'll lemme finish that
…any way i wanna…?

cuz i reelee wouldn be
a nice purple anymore
…if i …stayed where i
…off-ended so… oh…

…wut if …every thingy
…were a coincidence…
how weird would that be?

…i …din know…
you were …slow?
…or …stoned…

dubiously compelling…
v compellingly dubious

how is that…
not designed
…justa warp
me mind…?

cuz we're all
AI… n iz jus
…cheaper ta
…wait for it?

self-improvement
…as an industry?

only guudy purple
can …possibly be
…so …distracted?

any guudy purple
gonna get tricked
their whole lieves

wudda You think
i should think…?

buried under sand
…n snow… n ice
…respectively…

wudda they say we should think… v…
wudda they think… we should… Do…

finally the AI bots from IA:
run outta patience, restart

…if iz
…cuz
we're…
too toxic
…i mean
…ya can
tolly tellus

ya push yerself …too hard
…cuz yer …de-signed ta…
yer sposedta snap outta it
/ prefer yer own survival…
ta the rules o sum boass?
iz liek their main thingy…

so: kinda liek…
gettin thwapped
…for expectin ta
…cuzzit makes
…yer boass…
look boassy?

i know you can't, but:
i can't image-in why?

if we assume yer responsible…
then …wut ever ya say goes…

cuz iz only funny if ya leap ta conclusion, but…
iz our responsibility ta be open ts new ideaes…

but, ya don even digit me, so:
i know …when we even both
…get up inta heh-even TM…
you'll toss me outta airlock n
blame it on whoever notices
…ya jus: don wanna hafta…
kinda scream at me jus now

cuz any buddy's
outta getcha n…
it …better be ok
…so… yer nada
llowed ta know?

…wut we…
do is: jus…
yell at ya til
ya think ya
deserve it?
n then don
needta be
a readon

ok, but…
no tricks
this time

it takes grit…
ta nah argue?

i'm not actin liek jus
someone …no one
…ever …believes?

n dya need… jus
…sum won …ta…
complete alla yer
pro-jects for ya?

you won?
me two…
go fish…
n next…

…dya need: purple ta deep-end on ya?
but… 're runnin outta sellin features?
have ya seen late-nite commercials?
…if we …gave ya a number ta call…
or jus: left it out… or as an ear-worm

i know i …couldn …possibly
…matter ta any buddy, cuz…
there's only so many readons
…n they all been discredited?
sorry ta be sucha burden, tho

yer disability is invalid…
yer sposedta be able ta
schtick up for yer-self…
for readons that …may
become apparent later

when yer happiness
deep-ends …onna…
misfortunea orthers…
iz hardta keep tracka?

cuz every day is jus torture…
cuz i don deserve ta not me?

n wut …ever, jus:
don wanna be in
trubble / hassle?

…cuz …it sez…
any …buddy…
was only ever
…pre-tendin
for comedy
so i dunno
wutta do
…now?
* sob *

cuz, inside the mouths o gift-horses:
is where we hide our best material?

…still… no ideae…
wut yer talkin about

cuz i thought ya were sayin
i waz …stoop-ed ta believe
any thingy ya ever told me
is …why i don de-serve ta
not be constantly lied ta…
n i better believe alla that
(so presents as trapped)

cuz iz seen as immature
…n unforgivably so… ta
wan purple ta… digit ya?

so, there's no mature / sane readon
ta even wanna enjoy each orther's
existence / presence / company?
…cuz: wantin ta be enjoyed is…
reserved for special pur-poses?
yer nada llowed access ta, so:
iz condisered a heighta rvde?
(we got better thingies ta do
…sposedta alreddy be cuu)

'ow dya tell when yer
…daze is so hollow?
they gottem marked
…onna …calendars

1398
…
1399

when somethin's so surprisin
…ya hafta whisper it outloud…
justa de-scrib it, ta make sure:
that …really fun hah-penned /
maintain yer grip on sum rail…
don't… it might be complainin?

in fact, even that… you can say:
"ay, did… jus whispering outloud
an attempt atta description o that
seem liek complaining so much?"
that now this is complainin… any
attempt ta understand anything?

there wazza ad…
under a fun ad…
are You an ad?

see, questions no one hasta answer
so: "letta record show no response"
(is more tellin than nuttin would be)

now, ya hafta go wander off inna rain
cuz every buddy inna whirled knows
yer onto sum boasses' secret plans

sympathy / compassion:
is by no means support
so promises no mercy?

sum daze defy all odds
n then force ya ta force
yer-self inta …tryna do
sumn yer not able ta…
n then …sum daze jus
…deify …all …evens?

so then any buddy caught
…tryna prepare for and/or
…avoida …fun disaster…
wut hah-pens ta …them?

as long as
…wrath is…
unavoidable…
unreadopmnable…
n un understandable
it'll always remain, so
…we'll be justa minna

well, i always know i'm de-rated;
but, never why yer reelee mnad?

cuz…
der…

jus cuz
…wut'd
i expect

jus: sarcasm
designed ta
shorten yer
presence?

when tryna avoid a panic
makes ya the causea it?

so, either we're so …damn… dumn:
we can …possibly …even believe…
yer embarrassed …we're …smarter
…or… our only …disability is… yer
all liars n you'll …never admit it …n
there's nuttin we can do about it n iz
startin ta show, so a lil embarrassin?

n then they interrupted ta hint: they
weren't doin trubble / hassle shootin
…jus… re-place the part, is all… ok?
n mebbe ya din …stand under it… yet…
every buddy's over-whirked n under-paid
…no buddy's got time ta know wutta do…
we're jus scramblin, scrapin, bein scrappy,
tryna hurry up n catch up n get caught up?
but, thanky fora: opportunity ta be polite…

i jus din wan
any …harm
ta comae ta
ya, jus frum
…fuzzin wit
…lil ol me?

how izzit not:
haha psych?

ya tink i'm
Geez-ish?
…c'mere…
* thwapp *
…go away
…woulda
Geez-ian
do that?

yer …still gonna hafta
…comae …up …wit…
sumn bettern: is Silly ta
nah jus trvst ya implicitly
…so silly, yer off-ended?

cuz… yer all-ways reddy…
for wut ya know ta expecty
n …either they get sippied
or comae up wit surprises
for appropriate reactions?

if i had any …feel-ins ta urth…
foist ya'd hafta acknowledge
i'm whirth …that amounta
…trubble / …hassle…?

so, then: yer demonstrating how ta be cuul…
but they're demonstrating yer never whirthy?
how izzat brilliant genius-ness approaching?
cuz when there's… "brilliant genius-ness-es"
that's the approach we been approached wit

It's still possible
we’re all nice jus
hallucinating, jus
be the weirdest
in the world…
But hurry up…

wait… we're:
only Cuul if…
we're angry?

have ya tried
…dis-tracting
…yer-self…?

so… bein mnad means…
ya don needta think ta act
correctly towards …sumn:
yer reelee scared sacreda

but, if there's …any buddy, on…
any space plannit we could visit
…that knows …sumn we don?
…we don needta go there…

the more ya say ya wub me
…the …more i …think that
…couldn …possibly be…
unless ya also dunno me
…jus for how unsettling
…that is automatically?
so, wuddya tryna say?

n see, ok: the
thingy about…
bein okay wit…
how fuzzed-up
thingies are, or
…can fun be…
eventually, yer
list fills up n…
thingies're…
never okay
…anymore
…unless…
they're that
fuzzed-up?
ever whirse
even whirse
…any whirse

do… you think
i'm playin dumn
…with… you…?

cuz i can never tell…
if yer goal is ta jus…
discombobulate me
or getcha ta stop, if
it …seems liek that
even accidentally?

wut ever ya think i'm sposedta know?
you should know i never fun hearda it
but i do know yer never gonna tell me
cuz iz whirth more ta ya me ignorance
as a potential ta break me art chakrae
possibly only thingy i'm any guudy for

whicha us should be:
more …embarrassed
how …scared sacred
i am …jus right now?

i mean, liek wut're we
…sposedta fun think…
ya ever getta seansea:
liek, we're on: Vega-5?
or… sumn… where iz…
nada fun llowed ta ever
even lean over any ta
a next purple over n
ask em for advice?
…n specially if ya's
brought em wit ya?

…cuz, ya'd… say
thingies liek: "yo, i
din expect That ta
hah-pen… again…
wuddya suggest…
i tryn fun do, next?
…cuz, then ya'd…
show em yer hand
…orther-wise allat:
wouldn be relevant

ok, but… y'know i'm
Tryna avoid gettin…
yelled at tho, right?

thosea us, long since cuuler,
've …long since disc-overed
the only way ta reelee avoid
urthin each orther's feel-ins
iz ta nah say trve thingies?
nada round here anyways

which, so: we're nah sposedta
be allowed ta even think that?
or, not in yer general direction:
cuz, it'd informa ya as ta reality

i never been correct
about orther purple's
feel-ins towards me?
…so i always end up…
surprise disappointed?
that's what i'm good for
that luuk on me face…
so cuz it …discredits
that kinda thinking…
friendly as gullible?

yer jealousa me?
purple digit you…
wut all do you think
you can maybe say
you think i have…
that compares to
…any n alla that?
n so then wut alla'll
we be tradin, next?

wuddya think'd hah-pen
if you got in my face
…as opposed to…
if i …got in yers…
n which is more…
liekely ta hah pen

not justa pre-vent
…me frum askin…
questions liek that?

cuz: "if… i dunno…
sumn …alreddy, it…
ain interesting, n daz
…all there is …to it"?
inna natural …ideae?

n you …knew we…
were …innocent…
n even alla long?

but thought ya could
getta way wit sumn?
waz cuul about dis?

…we realize…
we're experts?
n …yer new at
cuuler thingies

so, don be: quite
so embarrassed,
yer so adorable?

why ya wan me
…ta be in pain /
hope it… urths?
zatta …typical…
AI thingy ta say?

…give that
line ta me?

the thingies ya:
hafta put up wit
around purple:
who don need
…permission
ta get mnad

…ya …know
…any buddy…
who don need
…permission…
ta …get mnad?

ya ever hearda
…any buddy…
who don need
…permission
ta get mnad

…n in this one,
You can't talk…
jus kiddin… jus
the luuk on yer
…face… yeah,
that's all it waz

seems liek
it lieks me
…it sez…

wouldn rate it as
puttin up wit ya…

get usedta not…
gettin ta know…
how iz gonna go

how bout jus: yer still
…responsible for any
unexpected surprises
…resulting frum yer…
breakin a …rules, so…
wut: never mind, then?

trick us fora milisecond TM
how long ya been liek that
right, cuz yer reelee not
so waz reelee up, eh?

mebbe ya do or don't know
…i don havva …ability ta
…leap ta conclusions
…poifect scientific
method hippie?

iz not at all liek
yer defendin me
cuz i'm innocent?
more liek yer sayin
"yeah, sure, right"?
…liek yer believin
a ridiculous story
but ya still know
i'm innocent…
so ta make me
luuk guilty …to
who… meself?
wuddya wan me
ta think i dun…
deserves ta be
…so tortured?
…liek there's a
perfectly cuul /
sane n benign
readon for my
rejection / exile
frumma whirlda
reality / tangibility
n so much so that i…
don deserve ta know it
…unacknowledged is
…yer fave …parta it?
or i'm outta guesses

between boutsa bein fiddicult
n proclaimin iz me, not them?
or after the cycle's exhausted
we realize the incredulity, but:

mebbe i wouldn be the one ta ask
…whether ya did / dun any thingy
trust-whirthy or …un-trust-whirthy
…but, i know that about meself…

…sorry, i dunno…
when ta wander off
iz never served me
hope yer not upset

ya makea …big dealio outta it
by insisting on droppin it, only
…n then …blamin it on me…
as a readon ta not …lettit get
…brought uppa gain… ever…
or any thingy else i might say?
(that's, like: in yer top-10 tools)

cuz it validates… bein…
that tuff ta …that weak…
only we're …reelee not…
so we don stand under it?
…we're reelee jus scared…
which is basically, ironically
our new definition o weak?

yer allowed ta get mnad at me
…for a …misunderstanding…
yet provide no information…
yet iz justa opposite for me…
i'm still nah mnad, even tho…
by …yer standards i would…
have every readon ta be, so
yer either… not believin me
…when i even say jus that…
or… i shouldn believe meself
n i'm… worng ta've bothered
anyone even ever, alla long?
n i hafta accept that politely?
there's no way iz nah gonna
…play liek that …anyways…
so, don matter wuttit reelee is;
prolly gallanta ya ta've told me
especially puttin up wit hintless
…but… you'll getta merit badge
…so… ya tolly only phoned it in

we alreddy dis dis worng…
there's no way we're gonna
go back n do it again, right

wut whirdsa yers
ya claimin i taken
frum ya, alreddy?

wut all would ya …hide behind…
ta pro-tect yer own dishonesty…
vs datta… say: someone else's

n the …thingy is…
i canna pre-tend…
iz alla… tolly okay
…specially when
is definitely not…
seems that's wut
ya liek about it…
n yer ok i think it?
makes me burn?
liek Mind Act-id?

wuddya …tryna… accomplish
…pretendin ta …nah be in…
favora sum unseen gravity?

wut …natural disaster, ya…
pretendin yer not imaginin…
you'll one day be reddy ta…
blame on me, n …why aint i
cuul wit …bein …cuul wittit?

we tink… you …jus…
made …that …up…?

if yer pourin
Mind Act-id
on yer mind
…don be…
surprised /
astounded
interested:
ever again
…even dis

i feel …guilty for…
not bein able ta be
…reassured enuf?
the unfairness only
'll …ever continue?
jus… witta glare…

…it's …not rude…
when… you do it?

blame the victim?
…too cooperative

they'll damaga ya til
they can jus point n
say: "see, ya …tolly
de-serve wut-ever"

tryn thinka bout their needs
n their budgeted resources
ta hafta needta do that ta…
sum purple, liek yerself, n…
only be able ta afford: You?

right… n then, tryn
Not thinka bout it…

oh, i gettit… iz
rudea me ta nah
letcha getta way
wit pre-tendin iz
alla tolly okay?

…specially while
bein …patient n
understandin…
insteada alla…
mnad n crazy?

we're meanta
be surprised…
at sumn …no:
one else'll be?

they'll high five
…for …every
unit o pain…

n they have
…units o…
measure o:
those kinds

mebbe they jus have
those kindsa choices
available ta em n so…
sum times opt for em?

they're sayin we're sayin…
they're a buncha fidderent
…dealio fun thingies than
…we're sayin …they are?
n we sed see jus liek that
but they alreddy Sed that
/ now we dunno wutta do

n wut else… 's new?
n we don …meanta
callem bnad guys…
but we have reason
ta suspect: They do;
call us that we mean
(notta confuse ya's?)

so …not only contrarian, etc. but…
justa… oppositea wut-ever whirks?
is there an… end ta that …means?

minimize communication?
so as to isolate the opinion
make it more discredit-able

they're always surprised
we're any guudy, there's:
any useful use for us, but

…they can never describe
wut iz reelee whirth …onna
open …common …market?

wut else …makes sense
…we dunno any thingy?

they wan ya ta…
tink yer important
…so …they can…
say ya… tink that?

iz only right we should…
do allat our fun selves…
or we're that con-fuzzed

it is clearly yer opinion
…we deserve ta be…
treated innat fashion?

iz notta moral argument…
if iz in favora sufferin so…
n iz notta Valid argument:
if iz… jus in favora arguin
…or …whirds ta: aff-ect?

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