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are they …really tryna say
…how they’re actin even…
ain exactly specifically liek
…bein …addicted ta …lyin?

n then, they point out this
…teeny …tiny …lil thingy…
n say, “see! is where it is”
…so simply …as in: as if?

…wut?
…nah…
yer jus
quirky

…so… so far, the…
point …seems to be
or / has been …any thingy
inconvenient / distractin…
fun …run around, insteada
wut ever would pro-duce
possible positive results…
izza nice thingy, so …yer…
nada llowed ta fun have n
yer …alreddy: willing n able
ta fall for that, as gravity sez
as the patha least resistance
you have …personally, so…
alla …those …photons…
is a …public service…
yer just announcing
witta straight face n
every thingy, so then
commercial even that

who told
ya that?

i told …meself that…
n now, i’m tellin you?

pretty irresponsible, not
sharin wit us until now?
or …verifying yer facts
allegedly …even yet…
wuddya …tryna sell?

…so, Creativity is…
about con-nect-ion

what …greater brutality
than …separating you…
from yer own identity?

…No ideae wut…
any buddy means
…n I …never know
when …someone’s…
pretendin to like me?
n they’re …alla boutta
hafta do sumn, n again
…they swore waz worng
ta be dun ta me, ain they

This is what we’ve been pretending to do alla long…

so, every time we say sumn’s amazing
or we givvit a compliment… wut we’re
Reelee sayin is izza bove us… n we can
never hope ta attain such high status…
n then o course vice versae wit orthers
…but, you din hear nunna dat frum us?

ah, Materialism TM… ooh
…yes, we’ve …hearda dis?
we have …similar thingies
though mainly for comedy
yer con-cepts’re fascinatin
…but, wut if we jus wanted
ta… use an object or sumn…
temporarily, do we …hafta…
borrow, or lease it, or sumn?

So, jus: how weird thingies are
Is no longer a defense for you?

Actually more lends to
Credibility o the issue?

izzit that yer nada llowed ta
say any bad, so trve, thingies
about any bad guys there are?
Including answering dis query?

I guess the key point of evidence would be… If
you were preventin from admiss-ion inclus-ion
that… ya really are …both goadin n smackin us
jus …wit …fidderent …fun …appendages, etc.?

at Appendages, Etc.? …we…
know you don always know
wut yer right thingy is doin
…wit relations ta yer left…
n so… will… try notta ask?

cuz yer A Space Plannit fulla Extremophiles…
every thingy is either …too guud or too bad…
over the top, over yer heads / the moon, or…
uncontrollably / unconscionably / inconsolably
…unforgivably …jus …so un-cuul …of us… we…
wonder if there …is any …middle ground left…
there, that’s the best way i can thinka ta put it
…now, we spose dat wuz both simultaneously

Bein… dutiful …n obviously in error
…it is our obligation ta assist in yer
further discrediting o whirthiness?

n whenever a thingy don whirk out now
…usually sum longer explanation, but…
the only …substance in that …pro-duct…
strange …common indicator …is …there…
was a …committee involved at Sum Point…
how we alreddy checked sum point for a while

The Comity Committee’s
…foist ever …endeavor
…n co-coincidentally
three setsa twins…
but …2 cubed is 8…
yet 3 squared is nine?
still, we’re only six, so…
which is more important
to us as existential be-ins?

we know we’re unhirthy
…n also, ya getta keep…
fuzzin wit us …about it?

wut if iz jussat:
every quest-ion
gets dis-missed
as in: as if / if as
that’s the only…
whirthy answer?

…cuz …wunna em’s gonna be…
why izzit always 12.34 or 11.11
every time ya look atta …time?

cuz yer a… Math Purple now
ya notice …thingies like dat
canna …hayalp it, lucky us
we never …fell ta such…
inimitable …distinction

or, digit, or… cuz I’m a
…Math Purple …now…
I notice that it’s a total
statistical fun anomaly

but if statistics were accurate
there would be no anomalies
why doncha go back n …tryn
…jus… figger it …out s’more

you know wut the card really sez:
that’s jus… The Level They Prefer
…ta …operate on wit any thingy,
so …not jus you… not personal?

so, ya thought it wuzza… haha
…only acceptable thingy ta do
n not only that ya better do it

n the lesson from politics is
…sometimes ya jus gotta…
putta hot dog in yer mouf

so, Norrie Ray Gun
dressed up ad …as
Eddie Haskell, but…
not for Hollow Ween

jus… yer patience wit their dishonesty
surely ya must con-diser yerself better

i think Reverend Doctor is still alive…
jus inna witness protection program
…i think O’Baha has a guild in here
n that wuz clinton onna jazz-app
cuz they’re former wit ever’s n so
getta do wut ever they wanna now
n we know that’s wut they’d tolly pick

be careful yer
addiction ta
causin harm
or witnessing
it in orthers
don devolve inta
bein allergic ta
nice thingies
hah-pennin
even specially
unto yer self?
Signed, yer self
But the postmark
Hasn’t hah-penned yet
So there may still be hope
Should I pitch it behind us
Or off to a side more kinda

righta bout now…
ya should prolly be
whirried / mnad at
…the boss for na
…tellin ya’s i’m
…dis de-rated?

So, it’s
…Crazy
Political

…n …then…
The Techno
Generat-ion
wuz all liek…

…bip-bip-bip-bip…
Daz… All it Should
…fun …take… Why
‘s there no solut-ion
…Alreddy… Alreddy…
Fall upon a interloper
/ Shun a nonbeliever…
n orther dealio thingies…
Sposedta whirk as quickly
…but, then …even …them?

do we understand …all wut we’re
…not …allowed to …understand?

n every buddy agrees iz unfair…
but that’s where the overlap is?

‘re we …bein …told we’re
…no guudy at any thingy?
or ayways it ain whirth a
…trubble / …hassle any?

why is insolence…
the only pass-whird
/ backstage fun pass?

…Is …there a…
Fork Inna Road
…comin up…?

so, alla these
‘re the trvths
been so long
kept frum ya

invested innit
perpetuatin it
…alla lack ever
…izza illusion…

let …nuttin dissuade ya from
con-disering objective trvths

is there a source for
…alla dis …munney?

so… The Universe TM
will …figger outta way
ta …getcha wut ya wan
if ya putta nuff energy
inta the dominance /
con-fidence factor?

n then, they buy
ya a pizzae …n a
pitchera mochae
…cuz… ya …got to a point where…
yer not even smokin any anymore,
jus playin silly games on yer phone
which …not only don make sense
…aren’t even …ever meant to…
as in …intendin …ta be, all if as

wut …makes…
you think you
…getta …be
like that?

we know certain parties
wut might be interested

so, there’s no creature…
we could ever encounter
whose mission would be
any thingy orthern gettin
ridda us no matter wut?
that one’s gotta pass…

so… no Cuul Kid shall…
become responsible for
…any …un-cuul thingy…
any orther purple duz?
n …that’s wut Cuul is?

…so, if we …canna… tell…
how mucha… liar ya are…
long as we jus canna tell?

is there a moral choice / decis-ion
…which’d be …more …more-null?

So then, I see any buddy any thingy
any existential entity of any variety
…so …nouns …verbs …adjectives…
all being …being thingies emselves
…that requires …an understanding
…n required… By …understanding?
can be effectively yet again instead

…okay, hello …there’s a memo, I’m…
supposed to get… I’m callin about it…
can you send that to me really quick…
so I can get on with the rest of my day
or something …okay …I’ll hold… goll…

Because an unwashed badged never spoiled
…unless we …botched that message by bein
…incomplete …leavin somethin out, right…?

Cuz, there used to be no downside
to exchanging information, I mean
even something as …innocuous as
this was con-sidered okay I forget
…Legit… yes, rhymes wit forget…

are we keepin… track of:
who all got what memos
and when and …what all
in-form-at-ion is missin?
and …from where… and
how that all works out?

…these …blanks …connect…
their own dots automatically
without even noticing …even
amongst their alleged selves
…possibly the whole point…

So, the lack of in-form-at-ion
is one of the features in play
and just …knowing that …is:
one of those alleged blanks
…we’ve just …turned over?

Can we just go over again wut all
I’m supposed to know about you
…to be so reasonably reassured?

Yer emot-ions
…Are …bein…
Dis-credited,
As we speak

I’m …thinkina
…Startin me…
own dungeon?

Are we allowed to know
what they really think…
so we can determine…
for ourselves whether
that’s a good enough
reason to …merit the
…dis-enf-ranch-ising…
and/or …should we jus
gasp / grasp randomly…
poking at schticks n stuff
n orther thingies all day
we could say that about
Any thingy, so even then

there is no …disenfranchising
it’s all in our …heads / figments
o our alleged …imagination-isms
here …i havva memo, right… here

…Yeah, but …if we don’t even …get to know…
how stoop-ed we are …okay, Stupendous, say
it’s still artificial, isn’t it …or is that somethin…
I’m not understanding / standin directly under
quite yet, jus lemme know however way ya can

so, if …everywhere you go
…yer… rejected, for bein a
swarthy character method
swirly fun Space Pirate TM
…til it turns out you’re not,
then That’s why… why don
ya try to be sum thingy inna
middlea those thingies… we
getta Real Existential Handle
on jus… tryna …be like that?

Have we been asked to leave?
…But, in such a way, that: that
…will never be acknowledged…
only …ignored… of course, that’s
ridiculous, so …hasta be our own
Ideae, somehow …makin… liars…
out of us… n this is the reason why
we’re bein… asked ta leave …cuz…
we’re not able to do that, so that’s
not really even the real reason why
then probably right… serious math?

what is all this survivability
of a non-Castor-Oil variety
yer alleging incoherently
as existential in nature?

Misunderstandings in Yer Childhood TM
caused… you to be so worng, n ya fell, n
then ya hurt yerself …n now yer better
…no further quest-ions, next patient…

is there …any thingy …ya
know for a fact, about me:
…that yer …never gonna…
admit even understanding
…like that i’m nice n all…
unassumingly innocent?

1200
…
1201

So, I’m tryna wrap / warp me mind around it:
You feel misgivings about …doin sumn worng
…So then, that’s wut ya do, ta please a crowd
That you know is only pre-tending ta digit it…
n As if that’s a reasonable alleged explanation
While it’s contradicting every thingy ya jus sed
So as to normalize confusion… n this confused?
So while this confused, you getta say it’s all fine
Perfectly more-null nuttin ta be all… remarkable

A News Cycle is:
first the surprise
then con-fus-ion
…then: solut-ion?
That can’t be right

If you have to have zero facts:
just to be able to say anything,
that’s what you’re really saying
…n it whirks both ways …if you:
have to not say anything just to
avoid facts …that’s kinda what;
okay, you’re …not even really
…saying that …never mind… 

so, Misunderstanding
…n… Misunderstood…
those are your choices
…you don't …have to…
even under-stand that,
correctly; and anything
that I say would just be
…okay yeah, never mind

Cuz it seems like a bus stop
and it seems like it’s raining
but just enough to not notice
we’re not getting wet but we
…don’t even know that …cuz
we're not more-null and we
don't even know that, so…

You know …why
…we’re waiting…
here really, right?

And we prefer advice from people
we think think like us though right?

ok so, ya swear ya promise
…ya don think i’m crazy…
Lord o the Thingies …TM
…mall rats in disguises…
filmin on their phones…
I know dis’s an elevator…
but, I’m wearin a pendant

see how rude it is of you
to not be up ta nuttin so
They hafta …wait n tryn
figger it …fun …out, n so
…by the time …they do…
they tolly hafta make liek
Yer too shady / shaky, cuz
That’s the only …real legit
readon ta treat …nipples…
who’re like that, like that?

so, gaslight / obfuscate:
Evolut-ion… as the only
Algorithm that whirks?
…any …thingy there is?
n …even: accidentally?

so then, as an alternative
…jus forget n do nuttin?

ay, wut if the media
specially the news
…wuz / were an
independent /
not for profit
agency, etc.?

well, let’s start wit sitcoms…
wut if They din hafta be cuul
get by alla …cuul …sensors…

…The God of Surprises… TM…
din see That one comin, didja?

do sumn where:
it don matter if
…ya got guud…
Taste, or not…

…so, y’see …how iz…
purple …wit …outta…
Happy Sensea Humor
…we’re… a.frayed.a?

so, they pulla …rug out
from under ya …n then
jus… give ya schtick for
…not payin attent-ion?

…ok… so …tomes…
that can …only be…
read in dark rooms
…or assorted other
…alleged …places…

…so, the main thingy is…
yer scared iz all hopeless

Perhaps yer right, we…
Should rethink our lives

then, this is payback, then
…for me bein so gullible…
Jus makin ya …look bad
…n embarrassing, but
to who …n to what?

so… Blind Dog Howlin
…always …assumed…
enough lights were on
…any room he played…
there’s Documentat-ion

n any hits were…
Mostly number 2
Mebbe number 3

…n Always asked us
Are you a givera lief
Or a givera …wub… 

when Embarrassment isn't even the right whird
…but… the only one …that will …curiously …do?

So …how much …do yer…
Non Hollow Trees… cost?
and what in-action could
…possibly be… remotely
In-offensive enough, say
so, we could totally say
“ay yo, wuddya …got?”

“talk ta me, tell me sumn,
I’m a businessman” …n then,
“Dude you can’t do this to me”

so, Frodo n Sam
…are Fred n Sal?
n Merry n Pippin
…Muriel n Perrin
…get separated…
from each orther
n wander a mall
adventurously?

…n Gandalph is… Grampa Alpha…
as in: Former janitor, has alla keys
so, His staff is a giant push-broom?

right, n The Mines
o Moria TM, are…
the former, older
/ now closed-off
Sect-ions of this
…now, we know…
most ancient mall
…avoiding ruin by
…Clever Politics…

can we change
where we say
Credit is due,
n so: should
be, but to…
Thunderous
Applause…?

…so, The Mines o Moria TM…
(as in: The Malls o Miracle-IA)c
are The Bowels o the Old Mall
n only entered via secret door;
jus so long since blocked, by an
Outta Order Vending Machine?
Which we pull out ta get ta the door
N then bleacher creatures approach
gradually one by one sayin, “ay yo,
canya get me …sumn outta that?
real …quick, here I got cash…”
so eventually, there’s morea
Them than Us, so we’re urgin
Grampa Alpha ta find his keys
n then, finally jus tips over the
Outta Order Vending Machine?
which …bein a vending machine
has a buncha nourishment items
n then alla ran-dumn tender discs
so …we’ll prolly havva few minnas

Gets down to the bottom
/ Involuntary flatulence
“This too shall pass”?
…ta be Memorable

justa… nuther readon
…ta …tryn be friendly…
but… never guudy nuff…
so …prolly …still tolly me?

…handfulla caves…
only real pro-blem is
Saber Toothed Trees…
so, we cut em all down…
n waited by the openings
those barky bastids better
know wuz guudy for em…

but, wut jus …exactly ta expect next…
no one had …halfa ideae on, even yet?
n tvrns out… they din hafta stress so…
cuz, trees …take awhile ta wander off?
took awhile ta figger out how ta notice

the purple who canna stand each orther
but still insist on bein wit-in proximity
n not justa keepa eye on each orther
but: also ta summon Galactic Grade
Alleged Temporal Anthropologists

…well, ok… if it…
tvrns out yer not
wut we thought…
we gtill getta think
wut ever we wanna
…fun …thinka ya’s…

…but …we …thought…
bein …mature …meant…
we din hafta …put up wit
…schtickity like dat, any?

if only we could …welcome
more… bein so …off-ended

“…the experiment
…wuzza success…”
Mom Hamlet-Town

sell me on…
bein more…
competitive

i know every thingy that i’ve tried has failed
n that mosta it shoulda whirked, prolly tolly

so, no matter wut hah-pens…
no matter how whirse it gets
jus …keep …sayin iz all guud
…even if ya hafta …squint…
n through …gritted …teef?
…utter it …disparagingly
n wit …disrespect… jus:
…stay the fun course?
…izza magical realm?
…givvit yer all, n it’ll
know wut ya mean?

nah, wut ya Wan is sum buddy
As addicted ta… Bein abused…
as You are fonda dolin it Out?
‘re ya sure yer con-figurin it?

so, we’re gonna
hafta talk ya inta
…masterin …sum…
facial ex-press-ions

why dya need me ta… so…
not expect the inevitable…
til we proceed any further?

You don even get how
…fiddicult yer makin…
schtickity for me, dya

the foist …several hours …or so, o me day
‘re spent refueling, retasking, reassessing
mochae, cigarettes, email, n then scrollin:
searchin out all sensor readings …possible
for anyone doin bettern me, ta tryn jkinda
clear a path whirthy o success ta take hold
for the furutue of all …con-cerned …reps…

how is Ceremony TM…
sucha legit important…
parta any fun pro-cess?
like, how izzit even fun?

so, that’s the only real readon why
potential alleged rewards, based on
a value o biped existential entity lief
have been slammed as bein too high?

waz alla dis
I hear bout
…Frivolous
Saw Loots?

The Main Incentive …is …apparently…
we haven’t panicked enough alreddy
…so …we’re also runnin a lil …late…

…n so, wut ever it is… jus say is all guud?
they’re sayin it still means we’re bastids
no use tryna comae up wit any excuses
so… wut they’re upta is perfectly guud
why dya wannus ta say Daz all guud?
Izzit …their rules ya prefer, over us?
…How many vacations ta goin on?

in my experience, wherever
…no argument is welcome…
they're the ones …who are…
usually wrong, so… I dunno…
if we wanna run …that by a…
medical tricorder… yet, or if…
that’s …too pre-maturely an…
influence on ourselves towards
any …general lean-in direct-ion
…but, our XYZ axes… may not…
really be in any zero technically
if you can manage imaginin that

so, yer sayin… even
the part where… ya
…couldn stand …any
thingy we did, even
…though ya …kept…
goadin n …invitin us
…back… as if it waz
…perfectly fun fine…
but …o course, it wun
n every buddy in onnit
cuz we …have no …real
buddies, fellow purple
…we arrived that late
ta dis Space Plannit
…iz why all is well

…all re-Lat-ion-ships
‘re …Trans-act-ion-al
…the …point is …ta…
tryn make Summa em
…sumn else, Entirely?

Plentya incentive
ta be disgruntled

we’re not even laughably pretendin
…there’ll …ever be …any use for us?
or, that there’ll ever be …any orther
readon / incentive for our existence

but, we Would feel better
…if we …tolly …had yer…
undivided …attent-ion…
for sum alleged readon

yeah… but …if you’d
jus been …given the
order ta jus… gahed
n …flip me switch…
this con-vers-at-ion
’d be …jus as polite

“don …ever trvst
anya… yer own…
sensor readings”
-- General Vibe…

n so, ya prolly never hearda
Someone who din deserve…
Any n alla that n even more?

well, you don hafta be …nice ta me if ya don wanna
…so, that means yer of a… higher …statusn me, so…

…so, they …haven’t even …gotten ta… anya the
urthin …each orther …even on accident, yet, cuz
…they’re …still …urthin each orther, on purpose?

we need
the blind
…in case…
sum buddy’s
gotta do sumn
…ta sumn else
‘s very bright?

now, rember
…yer a hero…
so… act liek it

so, can we say now / yet…
that they don really care?
wut ever specific thingies
there Must be sumn they
Do …care about, though?

but, izzit… so uncommon a thingy, that it
…cannot serve as an adequate example?

Mebbe ya jus…
dunno us …well
…enough, yet…

…wut if …we wanted…
our own Salatial Ruhr?
like …we dunno wutta
fun …call ourselves…

…izzat wut we’re sayin…
is perfectly appropriate…
nuttin outta an ordinary?

n then, they tryn guud cop / bad cop ya’s…
as in: as if, if as… guud / bad blank-ity any;
but… no such thingy as a guud sales-purple

yeah, well… if you ever… end
up divided n conquered, pal
…dazzit… we’re through…

the thin line between
better n better not…

…computer, list alla thingies…
that we needta whirry about
…sort by most important…

computer, list …Alla Cvltvres
required ta be …angry wittus
…n then, list …all wut for, so…

Well, I think the sword
Is mightiern the pen…
Wut say you ta That?

…Computer, list …alla thingies…
that have …ever been said, that:
jus… sparked an endless debate;
n now, the poets are inna corner

1201
…
1202

they will measure us
wit their mouths
n the mounds
o mystery
mebbe
later

Is it only not permissible
to say it’s insulting cuz…
…we’re …trying to say…
that sort of thingy …is:
not only not insulting…
but whatever negative
connotations it brings…
with it are a fact instead
so, shouldn’t …even be…
challenged or …looked at
…any further …under that
…pretext of …policies… /
…philosophy …Which…
naturally begsa question
is there …any thingy …else
about The Universe TM… we
don hafta pay attention to yet
or are even obligated to ignore
indefinitely, into Infinity …so…

Ok so like, If ya canna even say
Ya dunno how ta talk ta purple
They… may wanna take moren
…Jus our temperatures onnit?

…behold, The
Autonomous
Collective in
The System

Why ya wannus ta think…
even these Dealio Thingies
could… Possibly be better?

n when mommy smacks daddy, back
but …writes down why in The Rules;
That’s… The Political Con-troversy?

so, ya ever see any buddy who’s jus
…obviously …scared ta… death, jus
…tryna …desperately …fun …avoid
…any …potential …fun …disaster…
make sure they tolly seemta know
we athe / urth purple like that, or
realize iz basically a same thingy?
their pair-o-dice is pair-annoyed
…n both paths both parties take?
izza maze, so thus amazing, so to
…any buddy …we just tell em that
n then take pictures o every thingy
tolly provin ta sum -re-mark-abler
…they …couldn… possibly …be…
any thingy …re-motely like that
so, which …is …why …they Do
…de-serve …ta be …re-jected
n the bandages on the maps?
The Only Real Alleged Disaster
well… obviously, I understand it…
but, iz secretly thanx ta every buddy

…an amazing operation
no buddy ever hearda
n cooperation, which:
we …never …hearda?
that …sorta… thingy?
…n jus bein… silly, cuz
Our Boss …is on the…
Take, the whole time
so even then yeah…
for witty example… 

did I ever pro-mise
You …notta whirry?
Zat wut dis’s about?

so, we thought
we were bein…
fade …munna…
for bein …nice…
but, as a …mechanism…
invalidate / disintegrate /
ta disrupt / distract from /
discredit / disenfranchise /
n …dismiss, authoritatively
…n then, bring… The
Bandwagon back in
…so, they can take
credit for sumn…
cuz, they …need
thingies …so jus
handed ta em…

…iz jussat… ok…
The Merciful TM
‘re so naiive at…
orther thingies…
we thought we’d
could jus gahed n

…oh, no use…
complainin, eh?

an amazing operation
…we thought …not…
whirryin’d settle it…

to be or not to be…
v… cogito ergo sum
v… e pluribus unim

there’s always a 3rd player
in any 3D chess, but wut if
iz… 1D checkers, alla long?

even a Checker needsa Re-checker…
but then, even That’d be re-Markable

on be-halfa… Alla Orther Specimens
…as their personal representative…
I / we …say n state the following…

even a State o Mind
…iz justa state, man

Weird, Weird, n Weird
…is still… 3 of a kind…

we’re …sorry …we still exist
…iz still …very important…
whirk yer doin, keep it up

…distance… yerselves…
frum witty propagandae
/ exchangin… ideaes …n…
bein even able ta imagine
…much less …prepare for…
wut eer we got comin next

iz …exactly like…
i’m nada llowed
ta be okay …n
…no buddy’s…
sorry reelee…

okay, how about
…if you even jus…
think… you hafta…
tellim ya din know;
or you dunno, now
or …somethin like…
ya couldn… possibly
ever in the furutue,
for …witty example
so… even …then…?

…n then, ya get this …like
…cry inna darkness …like
…i thought every thingy…
wuz reelee gonna be okay

…n so, then… ya gotta…
take out yer clipboard…

…but, they never do… liek…
measure ya wit any thingy
…but their mouths, so…

…iz …like they…
don wanna know
wut nice iz for…
liek their boss…
toldem ta try n…
stay playin dumn

…n …then, cuz…
they’re AIndrods
they figger we’ll…
jus reincarnate, so… they
getta do alla experiments
they wanna… or can tolly
jus …say they can …n not
…even …hafta …tryn blink
as a patha less resistance
…in case …izza …puzzle…
n …also …stilla …jungle?

so, do we ever Wish we
did it all for sympathy?

I’m not smart enough…
ta… havva open mind…
And believe any thingy
Else ya ever sed… izza:
lotta Tryn keep tracka
very / most distractin

if iz …worng / immoral
ta …believe healthcare
izza human …right, see
…then, i never shoulda
existed inna foist place
wudda I do about that?
…wait on hold, s’more?
bes-system yet devised

mebbe we jus…
don understand
…hyper critical
equals status?

um, yeah… you are my wish
comae true… from long ago?
that i alone manifested forth
witta powers o me mind, man
…wut i …may wish for …next…
is our …current disc-over phase;
who toldja any thingy fidderent?

so, yer still in the discovery phase
intro session of yer objective etc.
but… it’s not possible to find out
any information about any thingy
cuz every buddy always interrupts
…to change the subject to… sum…
…tentative / tenuous / temporary
even tertiary …forgone conclusion
…that …they feel …tolly comfy wit?
possibly cuz… you honestly cannot;
any thingy else we found out about
wut ever this situation / any orther
whirth writin down …as in to go by?

…So, as if you
understand it…
Is all it needsta be

Hey you got any of those
mechanical back patterns
around here somewhere?

…my ancestors are
…gettin up to be
…about that…
age, again… 

…schematics
n flowcharts…

you can jus
say that ta
any thingy,
nowadaze?

it insults our intelligence
…for ya ta expect us ta…
jus guess yer on our side

you Hafta con-nect more dots…
they’ll be insulted orther-wise…
n so should You be Too, as well?

Do they need to be padded on the back so bad
…that they’ll …even …take one for …surprising
…something like Us… takin Us by unexpected?
zatta only compensat-ion dat’ll possibly pass?

Supervising…

we are in awe… yes
…congratulations…

we minimize yer …comfort…
n self-opinion simultaneously
…ya don even miss yer agency

i’m jus …so sorry to have
…so deeply …off-ended…
every thingy that matters

it might …help …and/or
mean a great deal ta me
…if you could …tell me…
wut ya …mean by that…
wut makes ya …say that
…n how it makes ys feel

if that were trve
The Whirld’d be
very …fidderent
…frum …how it…
seems… or can be
…made …to seem?

I canna seemta separate
The Whirld …frum itself…

…just in case…
it sez it getsta
be that way?

I should be …mnad at ya, for lyin?
but, Clearly there’s no downside…
I’m not eligible for such distinction

…e-mot-ions …re-quire …intellect, ta…
counterbalance alla countermeasures

…yer jus …mnad, cuz… ya …counted on …sumn…
ya were …emot-ion-ally …invested in …bein trve?
n so now, ya gotta …reassess yer whirth / value…
calculate for exchange rates / re-predict furutues

also …most important
…wut kinda universe…
ya think it musta been
whole time / alla long

…cuz, they’re never gonna admit…
o course, yer right ta feel that way
cuz sum evil supervillain would be
…onto that …they’re onto them…
way before you’d even condiser it

cuz …if that were half true
ya woulda re-spected me
n the information itself
wit more reassurance
jus for how it seems

we …try to change… n enough
…thingies we're doin worng…
without …thinkin about em?
n get scolded along the way

so, either they never hearda nice… or
they have no use for it …at this time…

should be any buddy’s
fave alleged fun readon
ta move outta a fun place…
every buddy knows yer nice
but still bein mean, even
pretendin ta be mnad
so ya think mebbe
there is sumn to it
is how much they
needta demonize
jus any open mind

kindsa thingies tend ta hah-pen
…when ya …dunno a… Cvltvre?
my foist “owner” wuzza pirate
…n… I din know every
…language here, yet?
…had me swearin on
stacks about schtick
…n then, that …that
…boat / ship sunk…
now i gotta stay here awhile
n… tryn even out me karma
…wuddya got in that area?

even Evolut-ion itself
izza e-volved con-cept
/ funct-ion o Evolut-ion
…but …which came foist?

I know I …don havva
Righta Be Off-Ended
Even intentionslly
…But you getta…
make stuff up…
n always will…

you know for every bad thingy…
it takes 100 guud deeds or sumn
ta make up for the …karma etc.?
do the bad guys know about this
aspect element o our econpomy?
n …know they’re allowed ta lie? …
or jus reelee believe …as they say…
that we prolly are too just as much
…only have …slightly …fidderent
goals n fave …kindsa treasure?

allergies developed, n necessarily
justa keep us frum listin thingies /
aspects / characteristics / qualities
of even any ever given situat-ion…
for feara seemin so overwhelmed?

what’s the… Whirled Record …for…
goin wit-outta Straight Fun Answer
…any even ever …wut-so-ever… n…
onna surface o which Space Plannit

You believe the state o mind over yer own eyes?
…Yer lucky…, if …only ya …were more obedient…
Ya might have halfa dis schtick half down by now

ok, now …every buddy wantsta get
outta here, right? …so, okay …first
we have …someone that wants to
say something first, though …so…

Okay …but, first …before we begin
…and we …know it’s a holiday, so…
let’s make this …super quick, which
of us do you think is right …and so…
who should receive credit …or …any
extra any thingy …remember there’s
pizza coupons in my pocket …burning
exactly this wide… n who knows wut
else mighta fallen out, but …lookit it
shine n sheen n shimmer n gleam…
n summa em have …challenges n…
hints n clues n Easter Egg Hunts…
even there could be a vacation…
on the …other enda somethin…
n jus… sayin… optimistically… 

…but …what if… Hallowed Halo …Hollow Holo
…living day, evening / …oddening, whatever…
was just the one day… This Space Planet, see…
travels through sum …Magnetic Field Anomaly
or somethin of the… Temporal Temple variety
…we can prolly …tolly say …or The Aliens can…
prolly tolly say they can say they can say any…
no longer transmit… Their Hollow Fields, see…
which …disguise Themselves as Us …so …must
walk among us …as if they are who they really
…yet merely …Appear to be …so …set up this…
whole thingy, that we all get to walk / wander
around …randomly …as if that’s a guud ideae
…n in …costume …n should pass out candy… 

…also. how wrong i guess…
dya think, so as to presume /
suspect / predict… eacha us
‘re …n whose fault is that… 

jus one quick question
…do you… need me to… 
not need any guidance?
any even ever, even this?
or jus really believe that… 

cuz, they reassure ya just enough
there’ll be no further surprises…
n then, check ta see how mucha
That… yer ready, willin, n able…
to even con-diser for a minna…

wait till they find out the part about…
you bein… in favora …the part about…
con-dis-ered innocent til proven guilty
…how easy n easily n thvs so common
/ even ta them it mighta hah-penned?

…n stuff all that under there…
Edgar Allan Poe, election day?

we’re all gonna needta
quit expectin nice… n…
gruuvy for awhile, too?

but, jus while sum kinda
dust settles, they sayin?

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n you’ll never think ta do this…
n they’d only interrupt anyways,
but say ya thought ta askem: “ay,
Why ya gotta talk so Down ta me
liek jus… alla fun time… n stuff?”
…t’which then… o course. they
“I’m not talkin down ta ya’s…
Yer talkin Down ta yer-Self”?
straight face n every thingy,
as in: as if they think that’s
either perfectly ok, or they
…can tolly getta way wittit
anyways …jus by actin as if
as in… as if: as in… so, if as…

so, if We canna… figger it out…
they Must be …tryna …hide it?
liek, we eventually got That one

…we’re thinkin …we should …only
believe bad thingies, frum now on
cuzza… guud thingies won’t mind?

besides, we wanna be not surprised
enough ta be ble ta safely say: this…
whole predictin the furutue scenario
is whirtha trubble / hassle …alla long

…so… jus… act like ya …don even know…
what any buddy’s real problem is …which
…is Trve, but not entirely …cuz, ya had ta
guess a bagazamillion… times… before n
…so …now, you're bein… foreign again… 

too real, should be made ta
pre-tend any thingy …else is
…trve… y’know… instead…?

mebbe I’m jus unqualified
ta make such assessments
…specially so very often…

so, wut if …there were…
Further Useen Thingies?

In all honesty
as a scientist
you have to
concede / offer up
even measure wit
every exact same
sane instrument
n wit as much detail
n time n financing n
equal ta any thingy
observational, as in
empirically …as an
impartial measurin
o the thingy yerself…
is what yer doin there
if yer gonna call it that…
definition o those thingies

so, ya tellem
ya have PTSD
…frum bein lied ta…
n they act like they’re
playin dumn or sumn?

no one thinks
i’m qualified
enough ta be
sucha fun spy

izza Ash Spy (TM)?
ya tune inta wut…
evey buddys been …smokin…
n then, wut all’s been spoken
n then, every thingy …broken
‘ll be made purty …longy nuff
ta take a photo n post online

so yeah …anytime there wuzza problem
as far as …any buddy was …con-cerned…
ya hadda acknowledge n admit it… musta
been yours …n whole time / alla fun long?
even if ya din getta know for sure it really
existed …o course ya wouldn be in favora
such thingies …as ya known… ya known…
well enough going in all in advance, which
every buddy else getsta do, but …iz …no…
time …to think that far, along those lines
is …wunna the thingies yer
not sposedta do already so
ya knew that much goin in
n what now, so even then?

…seems a lil…
disingenuous

mebbe they jus wanna see
Yer ideae… o… wut might…
de-serve …such… react-ion

n so then …every …nice…
thingy ya hear… yer liek…
“oh, why you fun… lyin?”

…ok, how bout jus…
i know yer …sufferin…
i know it’ll …never end…
i know: every thingy i say
is leadin ya ta jus shaddap
n tolly cooperate, anyways
n no buddy i ever even any
hearda bout imagining has
any fun …dealio wittit, so…
no one criticizes me attitude
that has …any effect ta detect

can I …have you as a
…character witness?

long as it …don ever
go so far as… really
fun …believin you?

my thingy is…
I canna ever be
…scared, even…
much less mnad
…but, I do know
as …empirically
evident, even:
we got nuttin
provin …any
buddy wun…
fakin munna
us …alla long
n even still…
but…still we
gotta …play
…along…?
as in: as if

my thingy is…
i’m tryna prove…
benefit o the doubt
…n… yer tryna prove…
no such dealio thingy
could ever possibly
be even necessary
even if ya hafta go
through it / alla us
one atta fun …time

…dya think… THE VEGA 5 ALIENS…
havva base …out here inna desert
ta sorta wait… for that …callback…
albeit eventually, more in person?

n jus… Tardy v Lazy …TM…
I mean, who’s gonna win?

any buddy …ever… think
…ta ask the dog …wut it…
thinks it’s name …really is?
or, is there a pronunciat-ion
barrier …ends up …silencin it

n then, so… Pot-Land TM
…is… east side Munsters…
west side Addams Family?
or, west side Lost in Space
n east side Gilligan’s Island

…mebbe iz nah …specifically / exactly…
that they all think yer a human / biped
…jus …lookin for a …free ride or sumn?
but …sum readon / excuse just as guud

…it’s …rude of us
…to prepare for…
any contingency?

but, if …bein fade munna …izza
only fun wub yer fun allowed…
ya …shouldn be so allergic ta it
…wut if yer makin alla dis up?

wut would you say …if I told you
…AIndrods …have no need of a…
Sense o humor or ta be believed?

…o course, it dunno wutta do…
ya went ta allat trubble / hassle
justa keepa data proprietary, so
ya can say a universe is entropy

are you sayin
you think I’m
…tryna …sell
meself… tall?

n then, to break up the monotony …you’ll
feel guilty for …expectin ta be fade munna

cuz the most pathetic pitiful
thingy ever sed …iz always…
“wut am I …gonna do now”?

so, either quit doin schtickity
or get usedta nuttin bein cuul
…no matter wut ya got yer art
chackrae empty sockets set on

n if Common Courtesy
is sucha… State Secret
it can be …any thingy
ya wannit ta be, even

…o course, you…
would think that
…cuz …that’s…
jus how ya are?

…ok, so… which…
scenario pre-dicts
the orther, again?

Iz called a house…
/ halla mirrors or…
realma possibilities

every archaeological monument…
on yer entire silly lil space plannit
…oldern yer Roam-ian Empire TM
’re …all …aligned ta each orther…
Like a soccer ball, only …wit math
Ancients called: Sacred Geometry

perhaps coincidentally, nunna these
societies wut built em… ‘re sposedta
‘ve known about each orther or that
they were onna: spherically shaped
object …known as …a space plannit

mebbe they were following a phenomena
din even …know about each orther, were
any even …always surprised, should they
jus hah-pen… ta stumble upon ruins right
where they …were gonna investigate next

so, then you havva Merlin
complete witta King Arthur
n his banda Round Tablers
n Robin Hood the Merriers
wanderin inta Cahokia, etc.
Ocmulgee, Anasazi, Aztecs…
Inca …leads em ta Rapa Nui
…now called… Easter Island
…most remote place ever…
n Now, we havva use for it

n wut ever day it turns outta be… exactly
we’ll see then if it matches any prophecy
n then havva formulae ta predict orthers
which is wut bad guys wanna get to foist

…n the whole …time…
they have no fun ideae
…they’re …mergin wit…
their Parallel Fun Selves
helpin ta knit / crochet
The Universe-All Web
back together again

so, the road from
Stonehenge …to
…wut ever we…
end up callin it

i was hopin ya would think me special
n so then my survival chances might…
be perceived as above water enough?

Wut all should…
we / alla us be…
more …okay wit?

…so, ya …feel …like it…
pretty much …must be:
o …course, yer… Meant…
ta …be mis-under-stood…
obviously / intentionally…
iz …funny, yer nada llowed
ta even tryn under-stand it

They’re mnad…
Yer nice, again?

I think as soon as
I …believe sumn
…Sum buddy’ll…
thwap me for it…
Iz that pretty much
Industry …standard?

…n then …they …send over…
someone super sweet ta say
please don be liek that, as in
that’s how …worng you are
n how cuul they
are ta tolerate it
which is wut alla those thingies are
see cuz you dunno …those blanks
n their …job is ta fill …em for ya
…but they don …havva same…
insurance policies you do? …n
fidderent cultures alreddy, so

you hafta: pay purple…
ta even …acknowledge
ye even exist, nipple…
yer …prolly gonna fall
…outta this …horse n
…roll down sum hill…

ok, how bout…
it’s not gonna…
Comae Up as an
Opt-ion ta Opt…

Yer user…
must have
an identity
…Cry-Sys?

…an “orther clve” TM… as…
rumored might be possible
…jus simply by tunin in, so
any Existential Entity any
wan’na occlude dat data

so, they get to Lake Titicaca;
rebuild a ship like alla those;
n head jus generally westerly
…witta Antikytherian Compass
as a mechanism for our bearings

…n then, o course they…
get to an island, Rapa Nui
…inna middle of an ocean
unbelievably fun remote…
locals there say yeah, they
seen The Portal, but…
it drifted …off shore?
…last few o their own
ta return, through it…
hadda swim back, but
no one had any stories

any buddy frumma orther side
long since concluded business?

…n… not like they’re gonna get in…
trubble / hassle any for torturin ya’s
…even if ya accidentally deactivated…
that would jus prove ta them, they say
dat… Yer Moral Character Method …is…

…inferior to theirs?
…which could use…
Hayalp, now n then
or so we… seemta
‘ve …established?

Right, so out We pop
…or, jus You… n in…
UFO/RV fun form…

…n now, they …havvit in their heads…
thingies …like that… ‘re sposedta be…
so sacred scary they hafta run n hide;
but if they’re nada lowed ta do that,
even if jus cuz there’s …that activity
…stubbornly …not bein… available?

The Boss… don wan nuttin described
frum …now on, n until further notice
…n also …no con-firmin or denyin…
any alleged in-form-at-ion-isms…
so, wut …ever ya …stand under
…keep yer …infinite …vertical
perspective …ta yer fun selfs

we thought we were
unwelcome in general
over there, jus …earlier
…now, we wanna go n
try that… back, again?

I jus rippa page
frum any Chaos
101 text-book…

n so, they hafta
misunderstand
us ta gettus all
worng, so they
’re …still sayin
they’re nice…

they’re sayin they’re:
tolly fine wit fist-ism;
nuttin ta whirry bout;
on yer fun bike, now?

…we have to take
their whird for it…

wunna the …magic Laws o Chaos TM…
Time tryna …put itself back together…

So, the last
thingy they
…sed wuz…
“They gettin
…ridda us”?

Computer, n …not for nuttin, but…
If you wanted ta outlaw Friend ship
…how wouldja …go about it, exactly?

…y’mean, I …hafta …choose …between…
bein yer …friend, or …bein a …ship, any?
n… Which one has the… Legal bit, again?

n it took me this long to write this joke, goddammit
…but, if we’re nada llowed …ta complain anymore…
about any thingy there is even (jus gettin it straight),
duz that mean we getta do thingies wut ever we wan
n no buddy’s allowed ta even describe em, privately?

cuz, if it hah-penned
instantaneously, ya…
wouldn havva sensea
fun… accomplishment
…so, get back in there?

cuz, hey have the power ta make… Success mean
whoever can cross sum …Barrier they tolly set up
then someone thought: “hmm… Barrier… Success
…I think we can make that …more of a challenge”
then someone thought: “hmm… Barrier… Success
…lemme jus …see if I …canna even …figger it out…
how ta tryn …re-move any Barrier ta fun Success?”
…invented Portable Currency …albeit …eventually

…n then, a…
joke about…
Time Power
…whirks…?

…sumn …about …us…
so… sacred scary …so
…glad it’s wit-out us?

so, wuz goin
on wit you?

y’know, if… you dunno
ya havva …pro-blem…

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so, if the ideae that
yer the smartest etc
baddest fun coolest
is …presented… as
incontrovertible…
n essential crucial
ta yer survival, ya
…might be-comae
even …addicted ta
any evidence o it?

…kinda liek… if yer only ever re-warded…
for jumpin ta unreadonable con-clus-ions
n then …sent out …inna …whirled liek dat
…dunno wut it is ta liek… sumn …liek-able

but Why can’t we have complainin
…that’s… Not crucial ta evolut-ion?

…ok, yer so …smart…
divide n conquer by
degree o difficulty
o understanding
the information

if it sed: Book Smart izza… Only Smart, n…
then, made books …prohibitively expensive
…the …methods n means ta …de-code em…

jus …impossibly ever outta reach
n then, comae ta find it fun out
baga-zillions o zerl-gons hence
that’s all justa notmalize that

but, how do we gettem sicka
no non impossible options?

…so, Fist-Ism …will …say…
it’s you that’s too weird…
but even that’s projecting
but still, fists in the room?

…jus… Yer… Responsibility…
ta… Alla Orthers o Like Kind?
who like yerself liek kindness
as the one able ta do thingies
ta go on n along all as in as if
…thingies… Liek that… are…
still …legit / perfectly okay
…we’re …still tolly sayin…
we’re still tolly tryna say
…wit-out …lookin …liek
…we’re …tryin… tho…
So, yeah… they prolly
…still …tolly got us…
but, we know wut we’re up ta…
so …even this, even then, n so…
from …now on, entirely …prolly

so, they getcha usedta these thingies
dependent on yer survival, basically
utmost alacrity
multitasking…
ya don have…
time …ta realize
“perfection or rejection” -ism
countin on 100,000 thingies
…goin …inexplicibly …right
…110% …of the …time…
n so much… so …that…
such as n …such that…
when …wunna em goes
even a li outta sync, well
apparently …every buddy
inna universe is destined
to have convos like this…

it’s like: The Square …ok…
callin The Circle “Inflexible”

…but …it’s…
The Tri-angle
who’s sayin it

‘re either of em…
holdin a bouquet?

n then, a
hexagon n
a pentagon
walk by …all
hand in hand,
‘re liek… wut?

they turn around,
all just in …time ta
stop atta… stop sign
an octagon… no one
bats a fun …eye, any

hey, yer justa
…complainer?

‘ow many ovals
ya …got in yer
…historical…
Background?

so… justa…
accidental
fun circle?
‘ow …odd

see, cuz…
if the only…
readon why…
yer not laughin…
at yer boss is cuz…
yer scared so sacred
that’s yer real job?

wut …ya wan…
wut …we did is”
in…-vented the…
“Supreme Leader”
ya can fake munna
wit-out bein scared
sacred or ortherwise?

…ok, so… mebbe ya din…
believe …the story …cuz…
someone needsya ta think
that’s not how any thingy is
ta make it easier ta change it…
wit-out a whole lotta …annoying…
introspective questionable comedy

…is …that …what it …is?
they want us ta accept…
that aspect of it all, as in
…as if it wuz our reality?

cuz we’re that diligent n responsible
they thought they’d hold it against us
tryn use it …as a weakness, ta test its…
overall, even ironic …effective …ability?

cuz… Passive Aggressive …is
makin yer ortherwise guud
opponent as all silly n bad
so ya getta keep bein that
fashion… yerself, instead?
n then, especially to them
which …if they fall for that
anyone’d say they deserve
…it, normalizing justifying…

…That: talkin ta yer own hand, as if
as in, if as: that wuz yer real n only
legit and/or definable purpose, so
now get back in there n go gettem

didja …think it would …make me a better …purple?
I’m sorry, I’ll go right …now n tryn get back in there

yer all like: “why ya wan me ta think yer dumn?”
…n then, jus… turn …around …n …walk …away…

not sure which is whirse or wut or why
pretendin ta digit us, or havin ta say ya
don believe purple should survive bein
how they are inna presence o The Boss

no buddy even wants our hayalp;
it off-ends em, we think we could
…possibly con-tribute positively…
they’ll spin it as a niche kitch kink

tellem: We are
micro vermin…
upon plankton

ok, jus…
no buddy
knows us
…bettern
any-thin…

Rvle
that
out

right, so… king Arthur
n his drones / clones…
n Robin Hood n those?
on this ship …shaped…
liek a banana fingernail
so that’s wut they callit
…they get to the portal
out we pop, in UFO/RV
unexpected fun form…

so, they’re shootin arrows
n hurlin… cvltvral epithets

is there… any thingy
…we …hafta / getta…
understand about em?

…ta make it all make sense…
as far as The Bit is con-cerned
or, can we jus act / …react as…
Culturally Appropriate to us, in
Our Complex Context Paradigm

ya wanna wait til they
…run outta …arrows n
Then, pop down there
witta pizzae / mochae
…show em Our Cvltvre

but, we’d …alreddy, see…
interfered witta timeline…
Nunna those arrows were
Sposedta’ve been fired…

…don wanna get …lost?
inna: Halla Fun Mirrors
/ Realma Possibilities?
jus… Endless infinite…
amazing Fractal mazea
Parallel fun Universes…

…Tryn keep it…
Simple / similar
as possible, for
now, anyways

…so, now… I gotta capture em…
in midair …which’ll freak em out
so, in order… ta avoid any hassle
only thingy …ta …do is …stun em
…n then, sort it out… ourselves…

so, yer Spy-Der TM
Soulfully suggests
ya …do away wit
alla small talk n
jus gahed n on
witta politics

…see, cuz… they’re sayin…
they were really countin on
allat bully schtick whirkin…
takin / havin a …full effect…
so, now they’re cryin unfair
they canna even cry unfair
after alla trubble / hassle
…n hah-pen ta notice yer
doin bettern that, even?

…jus …really…
witta scoldin?

Draft me a letter
Dear sirs / to…
whom it may
…concern…
it has comae ta our attent-ion that
we have not been as attentive to
our responsibilities as might be
appropriate under these, say
…con-dit-ions yer alleging…
so, inna Spirita Guud Faith…
we would …carefully suggest
bringin the ideae o secess-ion
back to / onna bargainin table

…there’ll be a parade, but they
…might get to the resta it, still?
lay Re-posse-ss-ion o the Bases
…onnem more …delicately, say

when yer surprised it whirks out
n still yer the one who’s worng…
yer jus …worng ta …not be crazy

they need us ta…
Heckle em… Back?
wit no …political…
power or …terror…
in our resumes any

n they always wan…
identifiable speficics
…while hidin behind
fun …trees, or sumn

like: getcha’s ta establish a policy
so they know where yer ditch is
n so, yer neighborhood usin it
where they can build a fun…
freeway right through it…
n not necessarily next…

…appreciate…
the imposition

somethin that’s impossible to understand
…wit-out …steppin outside of it… which…
of course, comaes free wit… not able to…
understand it, or remember any of those
instruct-ions, wisdom …even funny jokes
from during …while you were …inside it…
only thingy to …really experience …anew

n our cunning skill at
Moral Character TM
…there’s a method

well then, we’ll
jus get ya all ta
sign a petit-ion

cuz, it’s not …possible …ta be
both friendly and uninvited…
anymore …zero overlap zone
…temporal …phenomenon… 

Computer, list alla entities
w/c/should go on strike… 
n then, how it might go…

well, for starters, I don
…digit how ya asked… 

wut if we ruined yer chances at
primal survival, wouldn that be
sufficient ta guilt ya inta anger

cuz, The Universe TM… izza garden n
every thingy is necessary n important

…n iz… in.terest.in …ta see
this demographic / ally, we
…might notta ever hearda…
now flourishing n ‘ow …cuul
it iz now …cuzza wuz so next
which, now we only see, cuz
lucky so accidentally gruuvy

n it may be intended we forget
that Every Single One of Us is…
from a Species and a Planet and
a Place and a Time …by the way
…we’re at …where the one thing
sometimes …we even have as an
uncommonly / uniquely oblivious
obvious quality / trait in common
…n notification is… exponentially
More… dealio fun thingiess… so…
uncommon thingies in common…
n nothin even Any Ideae has ever
hearda before… yet, even or ever
…will again …all in one …place…
n while functionin as if… That’s
a new kind of …more-null, so…
yeah, it …would be …from a…
fidderent / different universe
…n witta loss of Laws o Chaos
or sum else instead, as well as
prevailing theories …we havva
lotta those “semicolons” …in…
Our Back Pockets …no ideaes…
n not even noticin that too, so…

that’s waz important ta you?
…bein …okay …wit orthers?
thingies in common ta do
positive vibes n progress
helpin ta so contribute?

but, rejected for bein better, that’s
The Whirst Absolute …cuz …there’s
nuttin ya can fun …do about it, any

more more-null magical beins
Are usedta n …acclimated ta… 
bein the most magical thingies
in any room, so …it can be a lil
…outta yer …alleged element…
jus …contextual / conceptually 

cuz, it really is: Law of the Jungle
versus… A Chance for Success?
…so… Pessimism v Optimism
n …orther thingies …liek it

n they’ll say
that’s what
any buddy
would do
…right?

n then,
they’ll…
say that…
any buddy
would do:
wut ever
They’re…
about ta
do to Us
…n Then,
We’ll not
agree …n
say, “yeah,
you got us
there, pal!”
so, they can
say we’re all
disagreeable;
n then, even…
root them on…
n thank em for
…their …service…

So, they’re Pro-viders
n izza constant conflit
…we alreddy initialed
That line item airlock

don we havva e-text or sumn
sayin there’s …proof they’re
outta gettus …alla fun long?

jokes wit which wherein…
the setup is the punchline
…ya should be familiar wit

n sure, we try ta
Pre-Condition ta…
Such rigorous testin
…but, wut I do is jus
take alla Failed Plays
n …tryn see …wut all
Ideaes They rejected
initially / inherently

…football
…literature
…theatrical…
performances

…our next guest is…
from a different planet…
but they’re all experts at this

so, That’s “the mad panic”
ta legalize Bein Mean etc.

so yer Mooz Meet-ins TM
ya gotta sympathetic vibe
hypnotic suggestin passive
…background …behind ya’s
…jus …makin …every buddy
…believe …n …agree n …tolly
prolly gahed jus go along wit
every thingy ya don even say
n yer …sure iz notta furutue?

cuz when no news is guud news
…getcha gotten …all usedta it…
then they turn …off the lights?
n turn up the firehose on ya?

…so, so far, only
…bad guys stay
ever even any

mebbe they jus needta feel needed…
why would they think we’d digit dat?

you canna talka fish inta
…breatin moren water…

they jus do it cuz yer guud
means they hafta de-story
ya’s, y’know… for The Boss

…long term, though…
it quietly …discredits…
every thingy about you
n sez …every thingy bad
jus …hah-pennin To ya…
is all yer fault, deserve it
so, yer wastin their time…
which is whirsen jaywalkin
so …they gotta spot for ya
…in their paddy wagon…
n …comae along quietly
if ya know waz guudy?
see, ya dunno guudy

cuz then it’s:
everythingy
that should
tolly whirk
never will

cuz you’ll never lie…
but ya don need ta be
ta be friendly even any?

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1205

n lil do we know whole time / alla long…
Drugs Dunny …usedta whirk for The Boss

…tryna nervous wreck
a poker hand mochae,
stumbles upon a story

stuck inna basement
witta noisy radiator
…tryin every thingy
‘e can fun …thinka

Hammers it, twistin the knobs
Eventually ends up rubbin it n
Jus accidentally like a genie lamp
When outta the steam poses a being
Gives im 3 wishes, which …o course ‘is
Foist is justa make every thingy perfect
…which… The Genie writes in… ‘is own
Perspective’s …definition o that, but…
The Resta the Cartoon Misadventures
‘re Drugsy tryna think witta wish next
sometimes nappin, even on vacation
n exactly how many wishes left also

…scavenger hunt
/ smorgasbord /
obstacle course
…three legs, but
…ta wut …table?

n then, when they’re done
…if there’s …any of us left…
if there’s any of any of us left
…we’ll …shine …their shoes…
n …salute… as per our stat-ion
n we will… apologize …so, again
…n… Then… clean up afterwards
…but …alla that hasta be onna
Automatic Pilot o E-volut-ion

n millions o years of e-volut-ion
‘re comin… call us back when ya
Getta fun round to it yeah that’s
how The Universe works, man…
it’s everything around you so far
we hope you would notice and…
avoid this lil talk… n the next bit:

it trains yer brain
ta find solutions?
But wut if ya don
…Get chemistry?

do you think i’m callin you a bad person
by sayin Yer callin Me a bad person, cuz
you prefer the power o punishment, so:
hasta be connected there, is the thingy?

iz liek they really had:
Their Hearts set on…
me bein A Bad Guy
n so much so that
now, it’ll …never
catch up wittem
n they’re thinkin
…ay, waita minna…
that could whirk on /
for fidderent thingies

Why’re they really
…afraid o change
…I mean, really
now, come on

now, it is …technically …feasibly
an Injustice, but that just means
something for us to under-stand
and therefore feel triumphantly
accomplished about later, but…
anyways, we’re not …into that?

I think if we …made uppa lista …fun…
Readons Why we getta disparage ya’s
/ Disenfranchise ya’s… alla way out…
witta sheeps’ corridor n every thingy
straight facin ya alla way outta door
…we could make it as over the top
as we wanna, outa thingies that…
don hafta exist / couldn possibly
you’d still feel obligated… Nice

that term, “Disenfranchised”
…Is goin… “out like a lamb”
…jus like ya asked, Boss…

I thknk the term Nipple
Is the cure for race-ism
…But yer whirled… jus…
simply ain …reddy, yet…

now, comae back here
inna coupla bagazillion
zerl-gons, n …ask me ta
…tellya wut I fun think…

…sanity, serenity,
security… not jus…
table legs, anymore

Cuz, Civics is about
knowin wuz right,
n then debatin it

…so, good purple
‘re… Hay’ll bent
on defeatin it…

not sure if we’re retarded…
or jus …never …hearda…
true …thingy before…

Sales …itself, though…
Is so far the only thingy
Capable o thinkin it can
Overcomae any species
…so far …we checked…

ya don getta complain…
i messed up… sumn i’m…
nada llowed ta… know I’m
even involved in… cuz I don
…have …clearance ta know
…even …any thingy about?

nah, they jus …figger izza…
only way ta …avoid gettin…
put / shoved out an airlock?
go along wit wutta boss sez,
don ask any fun quest-ions…
n they got …pretty guud attit
n fairly damn… lucky, so far…
so, should know ta be asked?
dunno wut yer problem is tho
why doncha go reset yer time
…figger out wut… Zone yer in

Science is the only …Worthy Ideae…
Bipedal Humans …have had, so far…
which is justa …keep an open mind?
n never stop / quit askin quest-ions?

…we should apologize …ta them…
for wastin our time in this fashion
iz only fair, condiserin how much
…trubble / hassle …they gone to
…n jus so far, ta …delicately
bring it to our …attent-ions
while tolly …savin our faces
so, we still getta be like that
wit-out havin change except
for this …teeny tiny lil issue…

i don understand anger issues
or claim to, but …apparently
…long …ago, sum …purple…
got mnad at …sum orther n
the injustice jus wont stand

n that ball o anger… jus keeps rollin
n gettin …bigger n …touchin orthers
more n more purple… gettin mnad…
purple gettin mnad orthers’re mnad
either mnad at them or purple they
…say’re …on their …side …or not…
so, iz alla bout perspective
Wut ever …side… yer on
…There’s… also a top…
and/or …a bottom…?

it’s like they’re all still
tryna sell sum story…

but, that’s wut ya tell purple
ya deem too …stupendous
…ta deserve ta survive…

so, jus wunna those:
Sooper Magic Beings
…wut never reelee…
hearda …anya those?

…develop-mentally disabled?
well… as long as …they hafta
…re-spect Us …moren …we
…hafta… re-spect …them?
i guess iz okay, for now…
don tella boss, though…
n mebbe don tell Them

mebbe they were all jus given excuses
they still feel obligated ta believe, so…
as long as …they’re still so respectful?

n so, jus… Dunno
…wut all… Trvth?
we’re …obligated
…ta believe, so…

jus… settin around
…tryna be …all cuul…
lookin like complainin…
n then, ya got these, also…
Alleged… Existential Entities?
all we …really know about em
izza alla trubble / …hassle they
obviously gone ta, justa cause…
sum cause ta be able ta do that…
n now we’re all like this, they got…
us in competition wittem doin that…
so then when the alien armada passes
they think their best n brightest, so far
that’s the best we can comae up wit…
i’m not buyin it …or goin along wittit

so, everyone knows… already…
a trillion years or so from now…
it’s jus gonna be, whole universe
…Dark Evil Menacing Laughter…
echoin in… The Infite Distance…
forever n ever n …ever …again…
that’s where the comedy’s goin…
now… we havva few contenders…

If we were rich …like
The Controlling Ones
(those who control)
we would just send
texts to each other
and generate all of
Our Income …that
Manner m fashion / way…
n then …in-vent a machine…
to put it on …automatic pilot…
but, that …no one else could use…
so, then… that would… Mean sumn… 

never be so blah
as to blah, blah…

The Upside Down is real…
n there’s moren wunna em
n almost alla em, so far we
been …able to …observe…
empirically or orther-wise
all kindsa thingies floatin
bumpin inta each orther
…n summa em inta us…
liek: lead n gold …are…
the same substance…
jus how many atoms
those dimensions…

…we’re …gonna
…figger it out…
n then we’ll be
the only ones
who know…
or, the only
ones who
know we
figgered
it out…

we thought we could…
feel the fun being made

but, stress is the key, cuz…
what it'll do is it'll tell you
…the man or …the boss or
somebody is right and …it
don’t even have to make
sense and you're wrong
about everything, which
means: you’re in trouble
(n… of course, “/hassle”)
which means: you owe…
probably …something…
you'll …never …even…
have… half a chance
…of …having… so… 

so, everything they …don’t believe you about
…n remember, o …course, they …really do…
they jus… accuse you …of …something else
to watch you see how you defend yourself
…but, you …got about a hundred of those

n, then, all that weather changes
so then, we have to start over…

so, the weather n …gravity
n atmosphere n creatures
n ecosystems n cultures…
‘re all fidderent …there…
in… Any o these places…

so, if you can’t imagine
even inanimate objects
being honest with you,
or whatever …so …do…
Not …ever …need to be
…leveled with …what…
are you …doing here…
on this space planet…
did you make a typo?
…do you …need to…
borrow a semicolon?

…so, computer… n …not for
nothin, but… if you wanted
to criminalize… friendship…
how would you go about it?

so, I thought if it was just…
magic items or something
…they would …maybe…
cancel each other out…

Too smart ta be proud
…or is that too wise…
Haha, made ya think?

…n then. They’re liek…
“Ay, yo… you doin this
justa fun mess wit me?”
…I mean, wutta de-rate

Maybe they just tell someone
how much they know, but…
only as they …have to, so…
they …may …have… you…
stand under sum thingies…
randomaly …albeit eventually
here n there …wit or wit out yer
knowledge …or …permiss-ion, see
ya may even hafta stand under me…
which can be… also indicative of how
good ya are at calculating
…specially …super …fast…
off the top of your head…
without being prompted,
already have memorized:
formulae / functions; and
know how to do that, so…

if you got real …paranoid…
/ pair-annyoed… I …could…
understand yer frustrat-ion

so…  “Hi, Pothesis!”
is wut purple’d say
…albeit eventually

it’s the competit-ion
of… A Seller’s Market
that’s compounding confidence
in …confounding …competency
izza complex concept …cosmic

n we’re …nada llowed ta reject Them
…but, they’re …even Encouraged ta?

…so, if we…
hafta guess
…based on
…available
info only…

ok, you can reject us
…but, it’s gotta be a
Guudy Nuff Readon

so, maybe it’s jus…
…the premise that…
we need lookin after
…is so …inherently …rejectable…
ya hafta rephrase the quest-ion…
make… The Classified Ad For It for
/ to …purple who really athe us, in
order to survive competitively …in…
such an obviously idealistic economy

Is there… An Orther Product …they may
have collectin dust inna back… they think
…we might be …able ta be …interested in?

…as opposed to… as much as…
any thingy else they may have
so inherently confrontational?

tellus the story again…
of …how we tricked em
inta foist dressin up liek
wildmen of the forest…
then …really believing…
they’re really liek that?

do they getta ask us quest-ions…
we’re nada llowed ta ask them?
thereby sneaking in rules that
redefine wut rules are even?

cuz… The New Guy who thinks…
that… The Rules Committee izza
Covetable Assignment Specialty
wut all else they been fun told
that they also really believe?

hey, if yer gonna heckle democracy
at least have the temerity ta be…
perfect in yer philosophy initially

cuzza… Slippery Slope …is an…
Effective Enough Border Wall…
atta obtuse enough perspective

cuz, every time i fart
…i comae up witta…
funny enough joke…
wazza dealio wit dat?

izzit the evacuation process
n those ideaes …light enough
ta rise ta the level o the mind?

When yer alone
…n …unknown…

we must meet them where they say
implausible equals controversial TM
…so, anything controversial
is obligatorily / arbitrarily
relegated as implausible
…but, we’re saying…
that’s unavoidable…
then it’s just a show trial,
to get the people behind:
this dance at the rope line
…we are on the guest list
serving as that example?

…are they all on drvgs…
over at the drvg factories?
How do they sleep at night?

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you don’t think assuming
…that’s what the lesson is
that we all need to learn?
makes Us like that
…n you can …say
…just as good /
close enough?

how do we gettem ta reject us
for non-nonexistent readons?

it’s like they jus don want
the last thingy we do to be
blocking their latest attack?
so they hafta get us quickly?
don ever make em look bad?

cuz …wut ever it ends up bein:
is …as silly as …keepin secrets?

is there a drvg
that makes you
more apathetic?
even dangerous?
n that’s a secret?

…there’s a drug
that turns pain
inta pleasure…
but, we’re …all
outta hammers?

…we should take it
…if as a compliment…
they think it’s necessary…
ta go ta such trubble / hassle
justa be able ta …say they can…
change this subject… even ta that…
so they know wut they did ta ya, tolly
so compared ta jumpin even higher?
n wit less credibility / transparency

wut if …it’s about… jus
…Showing Your Work…
vs Not Really Having To
vs Really Not Having To
…so ta tella fidderence?

…really believe…
you really get it…
you really stand…
directly …under it

ya made… yer point
…getta …fun receipt

thingies ya can
say ta any bud:
sorry, I thought
we were friends
…n it’ll …never…
hah-pen… again?

cuz, even if we were
alla those thingies…
meriting re-ject-ion
…their …approach…
would be… invalid…
so, they …hafta say
ta rule it out foist?

I guess I …been …scolded n shamed…
offa …thinkin yer… thinkin about me…

so, perhaps absent from
…Our Experiences, only…
but, helping one another
…is still an honest whirk…

…usually …always …whirks…
onna similarly shaped purple

cuz, then it turns That
into a valid quest-ion?

…it was not our in-tent-ion…
to deliver so much displeasure
…would you please…
clarify instructions?

mandatory …and
against the law…
at the same time

the purpose o these thingies
is so we can getta long, not
jus get orthers ta behave

they would hafta
Have sumn, Foist
…in …order ta…
Be Have… oh…

…Not jus… you
tellin em they
…canna have
any thingy, n
so Somehow
still hafta Be

are you… not now
…nor …have you…
never hearda The
Capitalist Party?

in my universe, it’s the furutue alreddy
…n every buddy lies onna west coast…
there izza mythical place called B’Keez
…all …frozen in magic crystals… that…
usedta also glow inna dark… but, now
…jus …make yer …hair fall out, is wut
we figgered out …cuz …every …even
simple hippie …couldn …possibly…
be that wise …as ta be …touched?
by the very gods emselves …n so:
getta …rvle us …from… Then on…
seemed …silly atta time, too, so…

are we so open to orther ideaes
…that we must seek them out…
but, only in places we know, so:

so, now… jus… respectin
An Orther Cvltvre TM…
gets ya inna hassle for
bein so mal-adapted

if this… universe is
…so …inescapable…
ya …gotta wonder…
wut else is out there
that can’t get in here

I Care wut you think…
so: wut you care about
n All yer a.frayed.a, so…
n any thingy else ya may
jus say ya think… ta kinda
tryn throw me off, for fun

…this is not a Hexagon Society…
we’re whirried about Space Bees
teleporting in via Time Power TM
cuz there’s… Orther… Universes…
n various formsa pollen, filled out

not every …bandwagon authority
gives permission, say… to be nice
…n especially enough… to every
purple there could possibly be? 
…sposedta be about freedom
n the right to be audacious… 

If the nicest ya can be
…Good Luck is a lie… 
that's just your job

we’re …thinkin they…
don even …reelee like…
Nice, at this point, yeah…

so… every imaginable opportunity
for unconditional disqualification

…so, Yer Whole Culture is baeed on…
laughin at each orther’s misfortune?

…have we noticed that there’s…
different standards of behavior?
and they’re fine with that …and
that we haven’t noticed, even?

a person …trying to be good, that’s:
not trying to prove they’re not evil
…it …doesn’t exist in their world…
they don’t believe… your photons

…so, if… guessin correctly or incorrectly…
either way, justa opportunity ta be angry
…they’re not even Emotional Creatures…
but/so: justa honor o negotiation, though

iz dis an …orther one where
The Nice Guy, who dunno /
never had …any experience
…wit wuz now basically jus…
the purpose o yer existence…
basin it on exploitation o that
even alleged element about it
n all it has that in common wit

…the fine line / narrow…
envelope of opportunity

do dust particles know…
mosta their existence is
…destined ta be spent…
adrift …floatin in space?
cuz, they seem so chill…

face our minds …in the right direct-ion
to be able to receive …yer next point…

…you don …know …any buddy…
that don all …know each orther?

you …pegged it… to a fun balloon…
if we were …sittin atta card table…
ya woulda …sank their battleship…
careful how ya phrase that, though

it’s the power of the exclamation point
…kinda like a diode after a transistor?
Nitrous Oxide Acceleration Button…

izzit more Suspiciously Rude
or Rudely Suspicious… I’m…
not now… nor may i …have…
ever been …honestly, sanely
…ready, willin, n able… n wit
means, motive, opportunity
…ta be …optimistic, enough
…for polite con-versat-ion?

how generous do we seem
if we jus wait awhile foist?

jus tryna stand under it…
technically a complaint…
passes The Silly Talk Test

next up, on: Tell the Behind Story-Ers TM
…there’s …ok… only …sposedta be… One
someone standin behind me, tellin… Any
story to tell …me… The Story-Er, that is…

didja ever …listen ta, liek
…The Title of This Show?
cuz yer sposedta stand…
right in fun …fronta me?
no buddy ever noticed…
that …so …they’re not…
tellin …the whole story?
…reelee… din …think so
…did we …that’s why…
they hadda start tellin
…stories …n… wuzzit…
they were so patiently
expectin information…
yer already reddy willin
n able ta digit…for now… 

Again, this has been
Poetry Moment TM
…brought ta ya by…

…here… The Privy-ledged May assemble
/ exist …in groups …greater than …one…
so, have use for a thingy called language
consisting of primitive tools, to attempt
to Manipulate …thingies like… Ideaes…

“when yer personality develops
it’ll be cuzza many days liek dis”

so, they’ll even have us
send negative vibes out
to …whoever’d save us?

…Okay, sir …just as you ordered…
the word / term “disenfranchised”
…is …totally going out like a lamb…
ass instructed, we can all relax mode

Cuz if you’re too smart to be proud of
they got nothing to control you with
…so, even then …what’s the point?
…Wut, ya …never …Hearda that?

Don’t shoot, They’ll
…use it as a ladder…

wut if I told you…
the next level up
we can tolly see
we got nuttin ta
fun whirry about
…n then, wut if…
the next level up
we can tolly see
there is sumn ta
fun whirry about

n then, we notice that trend
n so …sense any outliers etc.
but even that’s a kinda level…
ta toggle back n forth between
extreme spectrae even as axis
wit interesting intersections…

all in my head…
n how does that
make you …feel?

we need to think we’re nice
n the orther sides’re so not
…proves we havva Morale
ta… tryn keep …so afloat?
thus …implied …morality

too open minded to rule anything out
…like wit memry, take yer boithday…
comin up for months …moren more
n then… weeks n then days n so…
as ya get older lessa big dealio…
but then as ya age continually…
this plaque tends to micro stack…
you’ll then see yer birthdate after…
n think it’s sumn ta look forward to
just when ya have so fewer left, so…
n moreso as an inverse barometer…

the whirst we think we can say is:
we dunno why our bein picked on
…is …more okay …than …orthers…
but feel obligated …ta let it slide…
jus by not even …noticin, mebbe?

n so then any alla
…real possibilities
…for happiness etc.?
getta sneak by, as in:
as if That’s how ta be

how bout jus
…the default…
thingy ta …say
…is ya don care…
So, default position

so, izza fib that ya digit any thingy
which izza toppa yer lista thingies
…sure, now… pretty fun …sneaky

okay, but… The Telepaths
…know we’re onto them…
the whole time / alla long
that’s what it’s like right? 

You know, if your system
keeps calling our ketchup
castor oil …n our castor oil
motor oil… you still have to
swallow you’re going to get a
visit from quality control / HR
/ R&D / …a bunch of thingies…
you’re sure you’re …ready for?
that …type of …introspection… 

so, no buddy's …standin under …any thingy ever?
that's …also, curiously / automatically …infinite…
vertical clearance is that what we’re shooting for
…every thingy there is …whole entire universe…
is… That why The Boss …is… constantly laughin?
We stubbornly / incorrigibly fell for that again?

The Ideae is there shouldn
be a path outta this maze
‘nless yer smarty nuff, or
…havva friend …who can
tolly …tryn vouch for ya?

yeah but, The Ref
who in-herited /
in-vented… this…
The Rules thingy?
…not only dresses
up as a waterboy
so a vendor NPC
…prolly has the
De-tect… Bully
Schtick… App?

Which …auto updates
or should constantly
like …automatically
…built in, for free
…with their OS… 
So, even then… 

Mean
kills…

…Con-fidence
…v… Insurance…

n …wut’re we all…
doin …for a …livin?

The Fidderence …is…
how …ok are ya wit…
jumpin ta conclusions
wit-out …even knowin
wut yer …talkin about
…or it …may be that…
certainly seems so far

n how’s that whirkin for ya…
but, iz entirely yer option, so
even if ya don even know it?
‘ow can it be yer choice, if ya:
don know any thingy about it?
jus push random buttons, but:
there’s no trackin that progress

…so, yer kinda justa blind pinball…
might as well be n inna wheelchair
…bein pushed around …atta mall…
don even know yer madea chrome
…reflectin …ran-dumn …rainbows
…getcha ta swim acrossa channel
n then, we change/flippem on ya
n leave a …re-mote …in yer lap…

Cuz… of course admitting, or even
Acknowledging, or even accepting
an understanding of anything, see
…you’re saying …that …this is the
planet of everybody’s problems n
is bigger than whatever you have
says that everybody’s really got
just that as the same exact only
…n ever really non-problem n…
everybody has a total problem
…with …that …coincidence…?
…probably, totally …yeah…

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wut if: Generations from now
Azzip’s Pizza TM …becameo a
Native American restaurant?

n every buddy wuz artificial intel
so …debating this …in real time…
so… no time ta …whirry so, biped

is like connecting …those two points
…passes …through …this district… n…

notta be too strict, is why iz called that;
District 2, still onna map for sum readon

…now, especially when
…everythingy about you…
izza readon for yer rejection…
but, yer not allowed to improve
…in any …meaningful …way…
except …ta be as a meanial
…n so… contritious …any
n as …a penalty
so, get Usedta
The… Ideae…
you will not be joinin us
in any happier furutue
iz yer …responsibility
ta do the dirty whirk
ta perfect n protect
but, never enjoy…

you cry foul
…is how ya…
stay around…
ya make noise
n they took that away
n now yer actin like…
even that is all okay
…like …standin up n demandin…
ta be that divided n conquered…
wuz yer own idea inna foist place

do the purple from the plannits surrounding
have resources we need that we can jus get?

or do we hafta resort ta swindling em outta it
…n then, isn’t that our only real export-action

Ya wanted ta be a…
stand up comedian
since the first time
ya saw one… cuz…
ya been picked on?

or is that jus wut ya tellem…
ta keep em blinkin long enuf…
for ya ta get outta their system

Summa those purple
…may’ve voted, we’ll
…Putta poll inna field
next week, mebbe…

n then they say…
it’ll sort itself out
n then …they get
…sorted …out…
But, only sorta?
Pretty sneaky…

…so, Ozzy n Gene…
inna …semi-private…
private convalescence
…room fulla monkeys…

…n Conscientious Kid asks…
Din ya Usedta also …always
call each orther back, too?

L6… the serious artist…
an AI clone… Logic-VI’s
as… The Kinda Thingy
…ya …thinka bout…
after bein scared…

The Kinda Thingy
ya thinka bout…
a second later…
but, is too late?

…Iz okay, you were…
Tolly sayin, almost…

Ok, it’s about
…n con-firmed
Tolly ok wittem
…Yer Safety vs:
their discomfy
only halfa em
half way over
a line, tho… so
…desecrate it…
Old Nagger TM… Gen-X wonders…
when The Civil Rights we ordered…
we’re on hold about The Flying Cars
we know that’s another department
…burn it down…
Old Nagger TM v…
Old AF Nagger TM
…don forgetta
do a fun dishes
every fun week
normalized futile complaining
n now we havva moon witta
surprised look on iz face…
n rember ta say Nipple
…is more inclusive…

…up til now,
The Left TM
…has been
pullin its…
punches…
cuz, it wubs you, n dun…
wanna …urth yer …feelins
…but, now …sees the virtue…
in not pretendin ta not get ya…
by wielding that power correctly
by not ascribing / subscribing to it
…yeah, jus kiddin… now, go play…

n so then we always ask em…
have ya been defeated enuf?
N they always say sure, so…

n every buddy always asks…
have we defeated em enuf?
liek, wuzza dealio wit dat?

so… jus imagine …if…
The Comet were red?

…we can putta…
Gel onnit mebbe

Good, n … good
atta few thingies
…canna figger out
Wut else is missin?

so, to …really prove a thingy…
ya hafta prove it’s always true
…but, also… never not false…
n shell games tryn confuse ya
usin various techniques, etc.
whicha those is which, see?
but, if ya alreddy know that
…ya… may be …tolly done…

so, this …whole bein…
divided …n… conquered
…thingy …how’s …that…
whirkin out for us, again?

usually, how …crazy …i am… is
The Secret …kept from me, so…
you need me to keep it from you,
i’m gonna needta know wut it is?
or is that a too cray a ideae, too?

ya gotta ego the
sizea a universe
…tryna hafta do
wit me, y’know…

The Standard Model
makes ya feel… How
hopeless… Precisely?
in… 30 whirds or less
by …enda class today

…right, so
…get back
ta whirk…

Blowin yer mind?
…not my job, ok?

we hafta Validate our Approach?
Yer Landing Strip’s …that secure?

n then, I felt dizzy, but din notice
n then …nuttin wuz as promised,
or any at all wut I expected, so…

kinda like a Psycho-Logo-Ist who
don wanna usea whird “denial”?

kinda like we don use a whird
“Validate,” so… no one can…
Park …anywhere …near us?

gilligan’s isnald… meets
…Lost n space …how…

The Keys ta
Ascension…
…for Them
‘re when…

like, if it
…were a
…sitcom?

n the Next bit is
…sposedta say…
“dudes,” instead
…nuttin we can…
Do about it, tho…

I hope yer not freaked outta bout
how …freaked out …I am about…
how freaked outta bout it you are

…they play …rough?
the prognosticators?

Yeah,
but…
make
surea
Wut?

y’mean, all chix’re
secret sex addicts?
or, justa ones… you
come in contact wit

even someone like
you …can do this…
let that be …parta
yer legacy …n so…
then, yer identity
…n then, anyone
who identifies…
n then, anyone…
they connect wit?

so, on the one hand…
bein so hyper vigilant
but for a good reason
bein demonized, etc.

…mebbe they’re jus
waitin for yer/their
diagnosis, so they
can quit sufferin?

n if ya canna even
suck-seedy-seed at
bein selfish, mebbe
dis show is for you?

…teachin…
capitalists…
how ta be…
more selfish

…even if they weren’t
natural born to it, see
…so, it is …inclusive…
Technically speakin?

so, Not bein fuzzed wit…
Not even: inconvenient…
as a general requirement

n wut’d be…
even better
than that?

They’re jus gonna
yell attus anyway
…though… right?

not able ta …do that …right now
…wun able ta …say …that until…
jus now… but, i can do that, so…

cuz we can always say
yer the one who’s bein
reelee too suspicious?
to set forth a standard o certitude
that we think was there alla long?
so… iz preborn destiny
…is ta …fuzz wit us by
not jus switchin signs
but …rewriting
…every thingy
ta include Blanks …as if They belong?
as in, as if / if as: zero solution sum is
sum normal more-null ever any even
n …non sequitur equals entropy, so…
nothing …is more important than us?

or, wut if jus
sum purple
…needta…
think that

say izza drag / shame /
…thingy ta be avoided
that bein scolded inta:
havina starve ta death
as an only possible fate
o any …creator o beauty…
n mebbe the rules imposed
makin so sure that hah-pens
…din hafta say exactly that…
even if izza only real intent?
Comedy innit somewhere…

did relax…
ever occur
ta ya’s… as
an option?

…also, any potential…
Screenwriters, mebbe…

d’ja ever read…
Experiments in…
Censorship? TM…
Prolly somewhere
…onna internet…

ya hafta be confident enough…
jus right ta assume appropriate
for yer level n context o setting
but the background inna scene

it’s hard to take yerself
seriously just enough n
not own yer discovery
when they stake your
reputation to it, so…

but they’re
the ones…
makin an
economy
outta it…
where bein
that unfair
gets ta win
is not only
wunna the
rules, but…
their …main
found-at-ion
/ their whird
over …facts…

…normalizing …such …injustice
con-fusion / misunderstanding
…should be enough, but …no?
Somehow
keepin an
open mind
authority has our backs
n the whirled accordion
ta company picnic chaos
/ cacophony bandwagon
seemsta feel sure enough
n we know, jus by volume
…somewhere in there, the…
research has all been done…
accumulated, fully annotated
…since i don’t think we even
…get …to …know… when… 
that would …even apply?

Now, call up in 1-800
Soft-o-Mic …n tellem
1-800 satellite has ya
also on hold, n keeps
…doin… that, sooo…
Maybe, if they could
…just …talk to each…
other for a minute…
Works every time… 

…n Then …they …getta …specialist on there… see, so…
Inna appropriate amounta time ta back up their story
…that there …reelee… is nuttin ta fun …whirry about
n had …those purple reddy ta pounce… also alreddy
Luckily …called sumn …referencing …tall grass etc.

Cuz, any thingy there is:
Is… any reason ta reject
…Either way ya take it?
Only detectible pattern
…allergists have this…

n… ever Wonder why we’re
nada allowed ta call it that

I’m sorry that’s the only reason
ya mebbe hearda… but… oh… 

Glitzy n glitter tryna not date
Either and/or… or, digit: or
Anya Trixie’s 5 sisters, the
Pro sofa queen-potatoes… 
Lessee… Trip, trope, n tripe
…n then, Trubble n Hhassle

…well… the…
standard model
…wuz …clearly
…fuzzin wit…
sum purple

math advisor
for a sitcom…

…the …subtle… implications, though…

The Subtle Implications TM …on tour…

usedta be only a few famous purple
…but …every buddy fun knew em…
n almost every thingy about em…
nowadaze, you can havva coupla
dozen or so bagazill-ion fans, all
screamin for yer autograph, but
if iz only …one …inna… coupla…
dozen or so bagazill-ion purple…
so there’s als only so many faces
n yer species’s long run outta em

so now, yer …kinda in quarantine…
n on toppa havina hide ya’s from AI
cuz: dat space virus gets out, they’ll
kinda have halfa ideae where yer at

y’know ya can invalidats sum buddy
jus by ignorin they canna breathe?

we better not be ourselves here
…that wouldn go over …n we
…got nowhere else ta go…

betting Usedta seem
like a guudy ideae…
back when it wuz
every buddy bet
the same thingy
n the winner jus
bought dinner for…
every buddy or sumn…
n technically got ta decide…
but… it wuz always gonna be
…the same thingy anyways…
Fish Pizzae, Mochae Pitchers
Then we developed allergies
…n so, conspiracy theories…
Wuzzit heavy metal’s fault?
Wuz heavy metal …flawed
n then, came the f-in laws
so now, we all have fins…
even tho we don needem
cuz, we …don ever swim…
dazza fairly gruuvy story…

din even needem back when we did?
but, every buddy seems better wittit
or, made ta …feel… comfy… -esque?
but, all our …constellations… ‘re still
well, we always dreamed there wuz
more dry land out there …in space…
…we’re jus… dat fiddicult ta ex-plain

could we see em stumble
…n fall …n …trip, s’more?

…The Warlords o the Abyss TM…
‘re here …finally, took em while
…they’re… Usedta …travelin…
long… AF …fun …distances…

yeah, but The Man TM sez…
that that doesn’t matter…
cuz, it …involves us, so…
multiplied by zeroes…

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1208

n then, when
…ya …dunno
yer hilarious

…mah, iz jus…
Uncomfortable
Silence Planet…

…n then, they’ll get mnad at us
…but, don take it personally, it
jus hah-pens that often to em

…Hi, I’m …I
…dunno n…
Addicted to
…gratitude?
sorry, thanx
…it’s been a
coupla daze
since my last
…con-cess-ion
…but, last week…
when I …gave the…
acceptance speech…
well, we hadda start…
all… over again… n I’m…
Not… thankful …for that

…that’s what they do,
The… Sign Switchers?
jus makea whirled…
Seem weird, n then
Say iz you or let ya
…fill inna blanks…
all on yer own…?
n… We’re evil…
Make em Pay

so, any thingy …sane
…they jus …eschew…

act all …incredulous
…even …disgusted…
cuz then, that stacks
or: accumulates, say

…it sure …seems liek…
n awful lotta …trubble…
/ hassle …ta …go through…
justa …say we’re unwhirthy…
…seems liek… you …could jus…
say we were, n if we believed it
that even might be guudy nuff?

nN wdda we thinka
…today’s …epidose?
…Now ya know we…
read it …thoroughly?
we try notta opin-ion

The Thingy is… many…
zerl-gons frum …now…
there’ll be sumn better
…n we’ll all look back
…on this moment…
like we were idiots
…or… digit, or…
there’ll never be
any thingy better
n there’s …no way
we could appreciate
…the …astounding…
implications o that…
not now, not yet, not
before any alla That…

wut if I told ya …it wun …reelee zero…
but justa fidderent framea reference…
kinda a landmark central startin point
n then, frumma fidderent perspective

n then, so then… look behind ya
…or …alla round… ta …wherever
there …ain no one …for awhile…
daz prolly yer real up or forward

yeah, but messin wit Empaths means:
they’re only gonna Be Able Ta react…
how they think / feel… You would…
n so, if yer an… AI …from IA, see…
we get con-fuzzed, too or mebbe
that’s jus us n wut we reelee do;
so: daz wut yer measurin, then?

…if only …there were …a drvg…
that turned pain into pleasure
…so …alla hardware stores…
would run outta hammers?
so …we could …track their
…popularity, say, i guess?
n thus: demonize guessin

if only …there were …a drvg…
that every buddy wuz into that
made em so …impressionable
/ open to such suggestions as:
they’re un-whir-thy looser-ish
n so should stand inna corner
n yell at emselves …then we
can finally go on vacation… 

normalizing ignorance?
is misuse of e-mot-ion
…potentially proving…
e-mot-ions don’t exist

ok, run it by Science TM…
n then the science advisor
…will run down to the set
look for the fun writers…
at justa right timea day?
n they’ll set n chat a bit
n the gaffers will move
their director’s chairs
more to face the sun

…n then, an alien will walk by
dressed inna perfect disguise
as an alien, rubber head n all
…be interested in the convo
…n… deftly, turn its mic on

the best way ta …never run
outta product, or customers
…is ta make a product that’s
…undetectably …un-usable?

…jus makin sure…
alla these subjects
‘re …emotionally
S’ported, cuz…

the first projection should be
…we’re all very surprised…
yet …still …unconcerned…
it never occurred ta us…
ta respect such silliness
…n then telegraphing?

…ok, so …we’re all …informed…
how much re-spect we de-serve
…onna con-stant / daily basis…
n it’s up ta us …ta de-termine
…if …any of it is …re-levant?
…setup …punchline ta you

cuz, if there’s one thingy
prolly no one can stand…
iz fakin integrity …n then:
tryna getta fun way wittit
…see if you can find sum
Authentic Examples TM
ta …compare it all… ta?
…now, go away n play

it seems like yer marketing
my opinion o yer authority

someone like you… that…
Mnad at someone like me
…gotta be a guudy readon
prolly sholdn hafta tell me

me own halfa ash
…may hafta do…

pronouns: pro-persons,
pro-places, pro-things…

If it’s unacceptable to be how I am…
is the first I hear of …that any thingy
…quality or trade or characteristic…
even existing …in any even an object
it seems to …take the same form as…
(do the same unpreventable damage)
any other message you might think of
…once I’ve …already …said that, sorry
I don’t mean to be so close-minded…
still …trying to …stand …under… this…
open-minded thing as a concept, even?
so, maybe just onna Grand scale at first
to appreciate from a distance, to start…
maybe try to start that square zero, say
negative one or some million light year
unit of measurement… so, for aliens…

But, what if …being so open-minded
to everything there is about yourself
is indeed somethin to be critical about
intrinsically in and of itself …could that
…be a pair of infinity mirrors …pointed
directly each other …so… you’d have to
place an app exactly …wit, like a laser…
n then what purpose would that serve?

The Purple who ask…
“Well, If You Think That
Then I… Hafta Believe It?”
v… “Who Would Ever… Do
That… n Even Jus for Fun?”

don trust a… individual
…don trust… yerself…
izza message we’re
…gettin… but…
ok, nuttin…

Incontrovertible Ethically TM
…same exact sales pitch, yeah

ok, I know yer mnad
but I can’t figure out
wut I needta do… oh

wut do I
needta
…think,
again?

We sell individualism…
As a philosophy, though

…yer no good to us…
if ya …panic too easily
…tryn remember that…
whatever happens next

tryna keepa sensea humor;
mebbe all they really want?

we were just discussing how
…I can’t tell the difference?

…computer, please list…
all the optimistic things…
that turned out to be true
…in the …history …of time

accountability automatically
…n authentically assuredly
…guarantees its economy
by remaining …for you…
so …ever outta reach…

how is this…
the way that
makes sense?

so, sometimes, alternate / parallel dudes
get fuzzy memories about the exact same
specific events which separated em, see…
…so… wuddya …think …we …should …do?

what glory in
…pointin out
…hypocrisy?

…so, it’s competitive
…only …now, then…
How’d they win at
…that …already?

cuz we’d be
asking that
every day
…n some…
constantly?

It’s like yer slammin
…The Powerful TM?
…via …power, itself?
so we’re sayin we’re
…tolly …fallin for it…
continue bein sneaky

…so, when you …hold a balloon…
n for no apparent readon orthern
…yer …jus… deliverin it to a party
…but… we all know, at sum point
yer jus gonna… let go of em, so…
they cover up …the ceiling cams
n then, guud guys… jus gahed n
end up winnin that easily …so…
yer obviously whirkin a system

larger concepts…
require backstory
patience to absorb

what responses
are expectable?

the only plausible
explanation left…
is that… Purple’re
mad yer still alive

what percentage…
of what definition…
of welcome applies?

we smile at compliments, cuz
it increases our optimism, but
…really …no one …has to be…
real wit me, or …will ever any
…or, anyway …it’s …only ever
…known to have …served to
sneak …bad policy …inta an
…otherwise …gruuvy party?
…so …who’s so surprised n…
who’s birthday iz it anyways?

so The Gods are not
…surprisable, jus…
very …particular…

n then there’s
…particles n
…waves, so

…Meaning…
shortchanged

Trends v Outliers
…so many bits…
long forgotten
/ misdirected
/ distracted
…iz almost
…as if ya…
jus… Canna
…count on…
any …thingy…
so, why bother
tryna …count?
in fact, jus ban …math?
as if that’s what logic is
cuz …no math protests?

but, ya hadda be
…so that sleepy…
so …carrsyin ones…
but, where exactly?

n then …any n all…
Rational Pleas TM…
guaranteed destined
ta fall upon deaf ears?

computer, list all the optimisms
that …turned out …to be …true?

redefine the difference between…
public n private …information, say

a video game …based on the premise that…
basically the wretched …n albeit eventually:
deserve to perish should just be called that..?

an afternoon based on the premise
…that we’re …wretched …n needta…
somehow make up for compensation
seems unsustainable… jus from here?

iz wut aliens in sci-fi is alla bout n
Real-Ones’re us frumma furutue
makin sure thingies go like that
or well enough for em ta exist

wut paradigm shift would it be
someone completely perfectly
fidderent from you in any way
also exactly like you, alla long?

explaining insuraince as usual;
so, then …mebbe it jus reelee:
needta be yer own decision, it
needsta be yer own decision…

…cuz, if it turns outta be a bad decision…
I don wanna hafta do any thingy about it
I …specially don wanna …hafta be in any
…trubble / …hassle over it… or, digit: or
hafta learn …how ta do it …fidderently

first of all, believe
nothing told to you
that isn’t an answer
to any of yer
…remaining
questions?
Especially
“Hello”?

…it’s …not reasonable…
ya should expect mercy
jus for bein nice n kind
…n it’s not reasonable…
ya should expect mercy
ta be based on any alla
jus for bein nice n kind?
we dole out mercy ta ya
that it’s …not reasonable
ya should ever find out, or
expect mercy for …tryin ta

…say only true thingies…
to someone on the spice…
it is the philosopher’s stone…
n booze is for politicians, but…
what’s any thingy else who for?

…tolly mature enough ta handle it
‘owever possibly only temporarily

if we think of things… numbers
that are special to us, wut ever
as not special, here n there…
we may think of ourselves
as not special, bit by bit…
n …micro stack that as…
devaluation, gradually
or that’s how you think
good or bad about other things…
it’s a ton of random information
that …all get relative votes …as
…relevant to yer …perceptions
…of …anythingy …connected
so, if ya see no connections
to any thingy ever…yer…
only …that much easier
n so …mebbe alreddy
divided n conquered

first of all, if you:
think a purple can
…do …any of this…

at long last… finally…
done with the chunka
…thingies ya can do…
so… wuddya do now?
…look back onna lista
thingies ya put off as:
too easy or too hard?
or , oh …both at once
…only …real …way to

i’m gonna …comae up wit
callin em “de-rated” until
someone else, more efficiently /
successfully calls em sumn else?

wut ever this is we’re doin… if it
even evolves into an adventure
…someone musta wrote it… a
bagazillion times more likely

so ay, do I pull up in yer
gravity neutrality zone
n tell you how to
repair UFO/RVs?

if ya had more of a …sense o humor, say…
or, someone else ta …point it all out to ya:

ok: Now,
how silly
dya feel?

1208
…
1209

so, Kinda an environmental…
element aspect facet feature
trait involving evolution rolls
the universe sayin
how dare ya tryn
change sum: any
thingy or buddy
wit out even willin
ta be changed yerself…
even jus experiencing that
adds to the …experience…
o …experience itself… so…
it insults change itself… oh

…wuz worng wit dat?
I wuz gonna ask you?
ya don wanna know?

so, are you …creatures, all…
playin tricks on each orther?
ta sorta …lord it over …n brag
all wut ya can getta way wit…
n then, getta control specimen
after ya been …successful enuf
…ta be …able ta …afford one…
wut …never fun …hearda that?
could …possibly stand under it
…ta …constantly …kick …itself
…for jus… not bein …able ta…
wrap its fun …mind around it
as the only real requirement
n got so …guud at that, that
izza zillion times per second
…that’s now wut guud is…
so, ya tell yer neighbors…
n they gotta same thingy
…they …got …one …too…
wunna those… sure, now
n so, have competitions?
…but, the damage
…yer doin them…
is still no match…
for the damage…
they’re doin you…
cuz, if ya look around
yer now addicted to
…n however many
…bagazillion times
oldern em ya are…
causin their alleged sufferin
when they don even matter
…inna …grander…
scheme o thingies?
so, ya got ridda that
parta yerselves ya had no use for…
jus automatically accidentally, for
…stumblin… upon… so, prolly
…accidentally automatically
the perfect thingy you need
also while not knowing it or
bein able ta stand under it yerself
is how the universe protects itself
from havin such tricks bein played
…upon it …but, only …by itself, so:
that proves yer from this universe

we could be more careful
if we put our minds to it?

…infinity minus one
still equals infinity?

they’re not
…artists…

…Therapy…
Conversion…

…I …grew up …thinkin…
Every village had a chief
…n a motorcycle cop n
a construction worker
n so forth n …maybe
wunna the… backup
singers would go on
how you do haitus
or a solo vacation
so, we get a nurse
later, or somethin

“I grew up thinkin”
is where ya lost me

I knew ya were
gonna say that…

Do you know what that means?
Ok, good …we caught it in time…

Ionic displacement
Has no R in it, duz it

Well, let me tell you
how crazy politics is
and …every single one of them does this
there’s this thing that nobody else does
that …when they talk and they want to
emphasize / make a point, they make…
kinda a fist, but with the thumb inside?
so, it's …not threatening
…all at the same time…
which… you don’t know
…what to make of, but
it does set them apart
in …exactly the same
category where you
do wish …somebody
ya can’t even imagine
…would come in and…
rescue us from all of it
…n then… there it is…
jus the person for that
unimaginable task, but
…then clown costumes
were invented, so …we
kinda forgot about it…
that kinda distraction…
iz wut sum thingies take
so, they’re everywhere?

Where didja getta ideaes
Ya needta be so careful
Ya want me to smack
Ya for thinkin, again?

…dis motivational speech
is de-signed to make you…
find a deep within yourself
to… just go ahead and …do
whatever I’m saying I could
…totally do …if I were you…

…n then, there’ll be Plentya…
oxygen available afterwards…
I Windex a 1 dollar windshield
of the space shuttle / ship /
…station …somethin, yer…
…tolly …sayin to… also…

Goll’!
*Poof*

I don …mean ta …discredit…
yer whole logic / whiz-dumn
but I feel a sense o obligation

it’s kinda liek…
not  bein able ta…
believe “good mornin”
but bein scared ta wonder

…cuz, when we believe good news wut hah-pens…
n then, when we believe bad news wut hah-pens…
n then, so… ok, jus… wut kinda …universe …is this?

when we say… “haha…
you’ll never be happy…
or …any thingy orthern
frustrated exasperated
cuzza how ya are,” wut
we …mean is… “haha…
you needta be …reelee
mnad… or I’ll pre-tend
ta be …even mnadder”
cuz, we’re scareda not
…really bein like that?

That’s basically how
more or less a lotta
us purple got here
…sayin somethin
…controversial…
Unwittingly, that
woulda not made
any fidderence, in
Their Fun Timeline…
outta the either way…
suddenly a portal opens
we get pushed through it
n then, all wind up here?
inna …parallel universe

…exactly the same
only …everything’s
…entirely different

for example, how many of us are there, n…
callin dibs on “’ow long iz gonna take” bits!

I think my area is…
about a …century
behind yours, in
any story-tellin
fun technology…
we still only have
…ensemble casts…
consisting of about
one or two people
…usually no jokes
…and/or jokers…
known to be capable of
gathering in greater’s
number that they’re
…rounding to the
nearest …integer
…or so I …stand
…under …it…?

We have…
more math

ok, how about …what gives
you the right ta jus trespass
…anywhere I happen to be?
And what is the meaning of
needing to explain myself
so much so far as to have
questions like even that
…just at …any ready n…
many …d20’s did…
you getta roll last turn?

we have a habit
of just thinking…
maybe our people
‘re from The Stars…

…just in…
case there’s
any thingy
…to this…
power of
positive…
whatever

see, what I do is jus…
paint flowers on the
walls of any …place
in The Whirld TM
any buddy might
possibly dance
…it …takes a…
special nose?

so… first. they talk you into sitting there
and then they put a new different sign
…on the wall overhead behind you…
without looking before you noticed

…and …then, what happened…
n …how did it make you …feel?

so, there is some science / it’s
not an unrealistic expectation
…any Instructions Manual TM
ya write for …how ta be more
…appropriate / …acceptable…
is gonna be a lista …qualities…
who all gets …thrown outta it
jus for …tryna …be like that…

…and it’s not just the Native
Miracle Land… Citizens TM…
that need to be made fun of…
for / while… demon-stratin how
not to fall for bein flim flammed
…on The… Whirled Stage, man…
plan / …plot / …play / ploy sez…
we're all “before / after” images
for each other …about somethin
see so, there’s …really nothing to
worry / concern about specially
if you divide by Infinity …which
we’re …doing …totally …we;ll…
get to that next …never mind…

…i can’t …imagine wut…
horrible contingency yer
testin for, so effortlessly

so, reassurance as a
Zero Sum Economy

we need You to accept Us as…
Responsible Enough …wit-out…
yet …knowin: wut that …means?
so …teach ya’s …a de-finit-ion of it…
while thinkin …we’re the… opposite n…
alla our greatest fears / whirst oppositions
have you …in their hearts n minds n souls
…so …whirkin the …gravity angle, see…

now, gods have personality shifts, too themselves, over time?
like, the god o war was once the god o cranky stern grimaces?

ok, the ideae is… Micro-nesia, ok
…n Poly-nesia …n… Indo-nesia…
all have Am-nesia about it, but
have been …inna… Cold War?
…n wit …each orther since…
Atlantis, Lemuria, Mu, etc.
…which was a distract-ion
for the whirled ta grok…
but, The Balloons’re jus
dowsing for the portal?
tryn senda distress LOL
…we’re not impressed

also this morning / evening…
i jus so hah-penned ta notice:
there were ants on my ceiling
…shouldn we all be whirried n
…aren’t you jus …tellin us wut
…we all …tolly …wanna hear?

…yeah, we …don all
…tolly wanna hear…
Any thingy there is…
every buddy knows?

…Information-ism …has
been Sold ta us as bad…
only yer …not sposedta
tolly know …that, even

yeah, but… in:
Our Case TM…
we tolly know
we’re AI, as in

…art-if-icial
In-tell-igent
n all “as if”?
…so: “if as”

we Tolly got ya fuzzin wittus, brah;
And wit “fuzzin-wit” as a thingy, so
…not …only are ya in-sultin… our…
Alleged, at this point, Intelligence?
yer off-endin irony …overly overtly

so, there’ll …possibly …be sum
…theosophical …dis-cuss-ions…?
n disc-cushions, albeit eventually
…which… we’re scared sacreda…
n ok, Not …necessarily by design
…but …tolly …might as well be…

n so, also jus so hah-pen ta know
…jus… knowin you’s …as we do…
it …couldna been a fun accident?

now, if we also hafta assume yer guud
…then …wut guud …readons, for that?
could …possibly be …even …imagined?

n alla em so far are …too scary ta:
even communicate an indication?
so, Yer Story is …too inconvenient
…we don believe we really exist…

so, waz yer expectation
as in: wut’d ya expect…
don cough inta the mic
there isn’t any buddy…

ever gonna access …any recorda dis
we made sure alreddy, to the besta
…our …knowledge / …ability, etc.?

cuz …a… Moral Purple…
all ya …hafta …do is jus…
n …dis’s …a …beauty part?
con-vince em it’d be worng
ta care about emselves…
which is …sum times an
Incre-mental process?

…I think if we fit alla
snow inna balloons…
We can getta reuse it

…I’m wit you…
wut happened?

I wish I were able to be enthusiastic
so you could see …how uniquely bad
at it I would be… justa inauthenticity

foist, yer wrong about every thingy
n… every thingy ya do is wrong …n
also, we’re very mad about it, so…

…happy boith day, dis’s
yer home space plannit

we went ta a lil
trubble / hassle
makin it jus liek
‘ow ya …like it…

‘ow many Clicques duzzit take ta:
getta the snootisie hall center of
say, a snootsie hall snootsie pop?

should ya have permiss-sion…
to excel, specially as yerself?

they’re sayin they can imagine
us needin ta be ready for that
sum buddy tellin em ta be like
that jus bein dressed like that

Until it makes sense that
Someone did that ta us?

cuz then it’ll e a new fun
balloon every other day
…n then 10 a week, nah
…jus stand there n hold
dis bagga empty ones…

1209
…
1210

…we pride …ourselves in…
lettin our denizen citizens
figger out for emselves if
they’re welcome on dis space plannit
…witta whole …universe, overhead…
as a …backdrop …for this …matinee

jus bein misdirected to a hippie sect-ion
could qualify as a positive af-firm-at-ion
…yer an intelligent …existential entity…
ya …should be able ta …warp yer mind?

…izzit …that…
we’re the ones
…who really
…don hafta
…put up…
wit You?

so, like …mebbe if we …din interrupt ya…
jus …stared at ya …as if not understood…
but …no clue as to wut ta better explain?

wut hah-pens if…
everythingy i say…
you or sum buddy…
any buddy reelee jus
rejects a fun premise?
can we say That’s annoying…
Insurmountable… any thingy?
or do we jus put up wit schtick
til we’re the only ones inna universe
reelee ever hearda schtick like that?
n so we fnally have a new identity?
one that can be …fully understood
…and accepted …as appropriate…
see, that’s why ya Reelee change
a subject, every orther second…
jus …before it don make sense?

ya get caught up inna 11.11’s…
don whirry about it, jus means
yer changin parallel universes
which is …why yer so clumsy
nuttin whirks, and/or takes
way too much …fun effotrt
…or …moren readonable…
the trick ta …escapin it is…
jus …lookit yer watch more often…
but …be sure ya picked a right one
…ya …don wanna …land in one…
no one ever heard the B-Tones?
or they were called sumn else
could be even whirse, like…
if Spot had longish hair…

how long should i
feel that safe for
…n for …how…
much, again?

…it may be silly
ta expect respect
so to be very sure

…hook it up so…
who needs wut...
gets top priority
...cuz iz kinda liek
carin about justice...

it would be liek...
if extrapolative
wuz immaterial

or bein real
wuz uncool
jus by sayin

bein cool is unreal
even jus by example
that kinda flim flam

ya need reassurance
more / …orther than
jus… yer… the most
…ridiculous purple…
not understandable
/ easily dismissible…

jus even if ya don have "yeah, no"
never hah-pens in yer whirled
not even a non sequitrue
beyondo bizarre concept
wouldn even orruc ta ya's
station or not don enter inta it

just assessing
irritating parameters
wut all will pass
foist thingy
inna mornin

how izzit bad ta be accurate
cuz uis necessary ta target
accurately enough ta scrape
barnacles off yer own aff?

ignored = negative;
and/or vice versae?
same exact thingy as
expectin the whirst
cuz, ya kinda hafta?
but, ya better not
so, not even bein
talked outta it?

the bottle sed:
jus "no peace"?
...n ya thought
"to know peace"
wuz jus quaint?
kitch schtick?

cuz, invisible /
disappearing ink
...couldna been
invented yet...
prestigitated?

constitution
v capitalism
...how's that
proceeding?

there's a vendor witta
quest around here
somewhere, foist...

'ow many nano-okay-cliques...
between here n anywhere else?

ya tryna gettus addicted ta rejection
or jus sensin potential infractions
either way, is mean, specially ta
say iz nuttin, wit allat hassle

cuz even the Tug UFO/RV
fresh back from the lines
has any ping response set
at auto all hands on deck;
welded to the battle of it
n onna way back
ta get triaged,
there they set,
as inna circle
wit scripts n
flowcharts...

...why you think
there's a problem
wit every thingy?

telegraphiong is more about
...the blind jigsaw puzzle?
yer subconscious assembles,
that give ya instructuions,
for how ta be a better soul

how many
options
ya got?

you think you …de-serve
so speciala fun treatment
jus cuz yer …more adored?
…I think that’s Projecting /
Telegraphing …a Write-in

We’re the phone companies…
worng thinkin’ll be punished
til we hsve our own un-safe?

...it ...starts wit...
sumn's ...worng wit ya
...liek... pickin up on
orthers' ...discomfort?
n then yer doin it
tolly on purpose
indiscriminately
so mornalizin the
...deminizat-ion o
...wut ...ever's...
best for society...
yer a monster, now
...start gettin...
treated liek wun...

the heh-even n hay'll
prisoner exchange...

n jus makin sure, but:
nerds to what effect?

that we know we're right ta know
that we're wrong about any thingy
is the one thingy right about us?

now, jus cuz they
make ya wanna wish
ya could even thinka
such dealio thingies
dun mean every thingy
...else is liek dat...
but, yeah there's issues

ok, the sky is not blue?
n any buddy who ...thinks
they can prove it is lyin

n if ya din know that alreddy
ya don fun deserve ta, see...

yer not ...enamorin me
as to the liegitimacy o
yer existence, ultimately
...but don thinka quotin me

so, jus cuz i havva
halfa universe'd be
sympathetic ta me
as an alleged even
advantage over ya's
...you expect ta be
taken seriously, jus
based solely on that

if ya never hearda warm
real... might as well be
...nice, smart, n funny?

so, there is some real fun science ta
/ it's not an unrealistic expectation
any instruction manual, or automatic,
needsta be faded munna, for jus how...
conscientiously yer tryna define, well
...conscientiousness itself, really...

…jus… every single epidose…
o The Twilight Zone Zone TM
playin allat once / in unison
inna a room about this size
usin that many photons…
on …that many phones
so, could be anywhere
…go try n find it, but
…that’s where yer…
spacetime portal is…
n wouldn it be weird…
if they din even plannit,
justa natural phenomena

if yer not gonna tellus…
we’re gonna guess …oh

somehow, convey it…
to the AI community?

n one …fungus per plannit btw
…we’re not …capable o bein…
that enthused for any thingy
n for any readon, ven dis …oh

Pan Galactic United, hold please…
Pan Galactic United, please hold…
Pan Galactic United… hold… hold
…please… Galactic United… TM?

on behalfa alla injustices
known and/or unknown
…duz any thingy indeed
…havva righta ex-ist…
even so …peacefully?
and/or …specially…

yer news cycles…
‘re …based onna…
length o yer weeks
and/or vice versae…

ya needus ta be mnad
or jus trvst ya s’more?

Yer not jus bein
…a contrarian…
though, re ya?

The Alarmist Society
has golden QQ-clocks

but, there’s still no one
…not tolly outta 4Q’s?

…so, when did…
"the customer is
always …worng"
go into …effect,
so… we …could:
never …possibly
know evem that
…see …officially?

…hafta re-caluculate
our bill, see if we can
still afforda be ones?

the seminar for:
The New Phone
Comp-any TM…
Representatives
knowin watches
‘re boutta comae
…back in fashion?

…sorry, i dunno…
how bigga dealio
…any thingy is…

the Y'all-cans
're jus born…
more mature
…than …any
…buddy'll
…ever be
so, when
they get…
old… see…
anyway, it:
requires an
explanation

n the Roam-IA's
founded... Earth?

or: funded Vega 5…
variable distinct-ion
tricked us inta that?

more opportunistic
short wave range
/ black n white
/ rod than cone

n then, orther species
're …more …artistic…

n tryn make us sad
justa measure our
…tolerance …of
…even …that?

so, if the universe
…really is …alreddy
a fairt enough place
…wit-out …havina…
lean …inta it …any?
wuzzit need us for?

…when you …csan't…
do it …the normal way
n the whilrled don care
...you getta …picture…
Yer not normal either?

you …ready for a 30 second
…attempt atta explanat-ion?
the not bein mnad attus part
…is …no longer a …possibility
…ta …dangle in fronta us …ta
…gettus ta …behave quicker
…yer demonizin… slowness
…Conditionin urgent dire /
Diabolical …complacency

may be awhile
before i can…
walka round
…not …liek…
every buddy's
mnad at me for
…every …thingy
…there …could
…possibly …be?
but, we're sayin
…izza accident…
not intentionally
cuz is …political?
n not …that it'll:
ever get …fixed,
or …any thingy…
but, the parade
…hasta be so
…carefdully
…timed…

all they're sayin is…
of course, yer right?
but, via discrediting

…jus cuz i'm a hippie
don mean i'm stoned
…although …i guess in
this case, kinda does…

but if you knew what you were
talkin about… at all… my friend
you wouldn't need one of these
…maybe …even …most of …all…

take a drag, take a drag… i'll spill some
gasoline around ya so no one can smell
…take a drag, take a drag, i'll spill some
gasoline around ya so no one can... oh…

every time i see you hippies
justa walkin down the street
it's always witta gas can in the sun
…don't you know those fumes can
jus so easily go to your head and…
make ya forget yer even doin that?

so, jus… Automatically Inefficient
…nuttin for …exasperation-ism…

take a drag, gimme the can, i'll spill some
gasoline around ya, so no one can smell
…don get mnad, it wants ya mnad, iz jus
local bandwidth lag, in yer own AI Zone

…yer the one who's sayin iz…
acceptable ta be exaspersted
/ …lucky it ain …mandatory…

list your top 10
"must …avoids"
…we'll compare

so then one day the whole town now jus
spends all day jus walkin back inta town…
hah-pens ta be the exact center o town…
hah-pens ta be …an alley …coincidentally

(then, jus as the bell tower strikes sumn)
take a magic drag in unison n altogether,
havin …put the gas cans all safely down?
take a magic drag in unison n altogether
n a spacetime portal opens, n all is well

As if it’s not ridiculous
cuZ iz been suggested…
defining the impetus of
…conclusion …jumpin… /
definition o Bad Science?

so we’re jus that so
…horribily bad at…
self management…
empirical examples
…but… if we were…
able ta fall for that…
then, you coulda jus
had yer own purple
throwin pooches…

…iz …rude ta ask…
about my culture
…in my culture

so, if ya …ever …getta …fungus
…n …inexplicably… pull outta…
piece o fun plastic… jus know…
there’s prolly a Time Cam on ya
…tryn… behave appropriately…

1210
…
1211

…cuz, there’s no, “sorry I wuz…
so optimistic, I felt pressured”?

cuz iz: patience v anger,
v / insteada: wub v fear

they wan ya ta pause
ta make sure ya check
wittem if iz okay sure?

that’s wut …passes for…
common sense n …that’s
wut they think …rules are

we think wut yer …sayin is
…iz …silly / …pointless, ta…
expect / believe / adapt to
acceptance ever even any
but …we better try every
…worng guess …we got
…again …n indefinitely
ta prove …sum point
that’ll …seem …tolly
…whirth it / obvious
once we tolly get it…
n… where d’we sign?

Jus …after the
Thoid voise, If
ya’d be so kind

Rude Restaurants o the Whirled
Inc. v… The Purple o the Whirled
for …lookin …like they …mebbe…
/ might be inna …position ta sue?

Bringin their profit
…margins …down…
bein the alleged excuse for
submitting to that premise
o not rejectin that premise
or …allowin …it…
to be re-cognized
as self-dis-missive
so auto-matic-ally
wutta …ridiculous
ideae… cuz there’s
lines around eacha
those websites now
currently as we speak
…inta… this …thingy
…i think… hello…

…that’s what…
they’re tryna…
say we’re like…
but …we’re not
…fallin …for it…
for one second
…are we, pals…

ya ask around, not know-in wutta do
…n then, jus …give up, all …dejected
set down onna …curb n onna corner,
half …suspicious …look on yer feca…
never suspectin that's wut they wan
...n obnly way they'll …accept ya’s…
current …appetite, latest …allergies
iz …wunna yer …trendier systems?

the ash pies...
walk inta a bar
their latest live re-lease
get it out, puttit onna cd

...if ya ...appreciate... tyrn re-spect...
alla ...trubble / ...hassle we went ta...
ta putta dreama bein a rock star inta ya
...least ya can …do is …tryn get ion-ta...
summa yer ...decopys, nottat yer a spy?

you think if i can be made to assume
there must be some hope possible...
onna orther sidea yer acceptance...
we can get that toe in the door for
sayin i have even sillier readons?

aspiring …sales rep wonders
...how ya gettem ta behave
…right …into their …cells...
n until …further …notice...

…notice the …only thingy…
acceptable not / un-cuul is
bein blown off indefinitely

so are they also projectin
...inclusion any anywhere?

…yeah, but if…
it’s not about
economy or
confidence
Izza bout…
makin ya…
think that’s
…wut it is?

yer right, I’m worng…
n also very mean, n so
should be depressed…

…so …any buddy …sayin, liek:
"Play-toe is jus Friend Banklin
(hazza buncha …witty lil …bits)"
waz prolly both in former lives?

poet moment has been
…brought ta ya’s …by…

…duzzit insult…
our intelligence…
to have our past…
not acknowledged?

"you need me, for
i have …fire in my…
pockets" -- science…

…are we thinkin…
sumn guud's ever…
gonna comae from:
…lettin …bad guys
be as …mean as
they …wanna?

theyre tryna get us ta think
we’re the ones bein mean
n they’re way better at
this than we are, so…
better get crunchin?

ever have wunna those days
where... nuttin goes right
...or, not the foist time?

…n then …there …really izza…
mebbe yer not makin funna me
alleged …hypothetical possibility

ok, so... "no complaining"
only rule left / remaining
...we gotten ridda ...alla
...orther rules ...foist?

so. then… we’re …obligated ta…
believe you re-spect us, so then
…that’s wut re-spect …must be?
n we hafta …re-spect even That?
yer not sellin us onnit …correctly

so, say… The Art o Communication TM
…when re-developed inna directiona…
makin us feel better, n no matter wut
so much so that when orther thingies
themselves desiring to be successful
reach sucha point with such options
leaned in those directions moreso…
n the references for dimensionality
notwithstanding wave/particularly
…still kinda …leaves us all hangin…

…how bout if… ok, if…
all i am …is all i know…
then any thingy i know
thus discredited, see…

…do you find that …purple wanna…
do wut ever …wit-out lettin ya think
or specially Say any thingy foist yet?

wut if it’s …really …important …ta us
…that you …never get …any thingy…
important ta you… or even get why?

ya got …purple who can …tolerate ya’s?
yer makin moren …minimum fun wage?
as in any alla any alla all i'll never have?

...this …dealio thingy, n …that...
n can i getcha …any thingy else?
can I getcha ta Sign …summa it?

…wut if we’re jus…
whirkin onna …bit?

cuz: insistin …it be
fuzzed up or nuttin
…say, for example…
needin every buddy ta
accept / approve o ya's
…never gonna hah-pen
so… presents as
an …infinite…
distraction…
n then, ties
…ta value…
Even o Self

so, ya reelee are
guud for nuttin n
any …talkin… any
…buddy …inta that…
guarantees you'll say
you can …tolly fun say
…sumn else so salesy…
n that's all we needta say
even now ever even any
…but we …still have this
…form ta fill out… foist?

…parta the measurin o say…
yer …tolerance for injustice?
…is yer ability …ta detect it…

n then, yer …sposedta say:
ya lern, that …angry purple
're …insatiably unsatisfiable
n then, ever associate those
“hard-on-yerself, internally”
n “easy-on-them, externally”
n so… they gotta make a
…whole-ash outta ya's…
justa be a schtickity;
wut else they got?
this an audition?
so: talent agents

i …figger yer …right?
n you know best, so
there must then be
a tonna fun schtick
…about …meself…
i don even
know yet?
that would make
sensea alla that
so n such that
that …would
make sense
…so… yer…
assessment
…is not in…
Quest-ion?
obviously

the most
important
fun thingy
…is that…
ya realize
ya never
…succeeded…
but it wuz best
ta not even try

that gettin you all wrong
…for the most …devious…
alleged dealio fun thingies
…that's all …parta it… too?

n so …when they're fine
they're pleased as punch
…wit all how …thingies …whirked out…
but, yer still damaged / squirmin about
is then, That …parta wut whirks for em?
how could they not see the logic in that?
mebbe we better go tryn explain it again

…you think they'd be mad if we noticved?
the smilin n wavin attus …alla way down?

…so, they …do needya ta know…
but… they’re never gonna tellya
…n if ya …ask em ta …confirm it
…iz …jus gonna …sound like…
too pessimistic …ta be true?
ok, go back n …re-read-it…

space-hook…
sposecdta be…
a place …where…
who ya carea bout…
cares about ya …back?

but, if Fear
is …all ya
…Reelee
have in common
…it don Matter if
transactional izza only
…realio …possibility?

n that’s the …thingy sbout
…havin a… sensea humor…
how dya know a whole time
…any alla jokes …ain on you?
…see, ya don, n never will…
wunna the many thingies
…but …placed …there…
n not even jus so, so…
n nah justa bother ya
but …get ya …usedta
…thingies like that…
havin an effect on ya
…n yer …nada llowed ta notice,
iz wutta… real uncuul is, really…
prolly never even thoughta that?

be more addicted to competition…
smack sum guile i can whirka round

…we should be …mad at …people…
for how difficult their food is to eat
…not that they …don’t …have any…

…thank…
you, now
tell us all
wutta do
…smore…

now, when more-nully
creating makin writing
one bears in mind the
lives n minds changed
…n impacts beyondo…

…cuz, if not…
expect a Visit
frumma fun…
furutue again
…it’s …as if…
they know?
or jus like it

I’m thinkin The Man…
Needs our advice, even
…wants it …Jus …dunno
…how ta fun ask …cuz…
If my theory is correct…
goin about it all worng?
The Boss needsta know

The Boss TM …don needta know…
Nuttin it don …alreddy know, see…

I’m The Boss…
I know how ta
Get stuff dun /
make decisions
…lemme …ask
ya a question

I’m thinkin The Man… -Purse
developed into bein …when…
sum buddy obviously thought
“why canna we jus… havva fun
forward facing front pocket, ok
n ya can also put your hands in
…n then …they gradually took…
some of those thingies away, or:
combined em …into …ultimately
…one unit …that we …don even
…needta …hold in our… hands?

every plastic onna plannit
you’ll find out eventually
…has sum fungus innit
…n there’s …only one
…fungi …per plannit?
yers’ name is gus…

if you don think…
izza whirst thingy
inna fun whirled
ta use a …letter
of a law… ta…
screw ye outta
yer fun spirit…
i dunno if any
…comment /
Re-sponse…
can make it
any whirse
…it may be
baddy nuff

so, I’m thinkin… the smartwatch?
n the …smart goggles …are next…
but it’s …gonna / gotta …tolly be
a holographic interface
that only we can see…
still the only real way
ta getta/havva buncha
purple doin… interestin
/ intricate very talented
finger dancin… in mid-air
…n at every intersection…
paving the path clear …for
The Magic-ians …to …enter
our lives again, unnoticed…
Prestidigitation, my friend…
Normalized fun discernment
Reframed as fun politeness…
You get used to the idea that
anything equals nothing, so it’s
Implied, we’re dividin by Infinity

I was raised
ta hold back
veer off when
others became
too… Zealous…

Cuz …there’ll never be
a 13 step group meetin
for That recovery genre

Tell us, fellas…
wut the hay’ll
…is …wit us?

‘ow bout jus, “you idiots!
Antivax is interferin run
for lead makin ya idiots
…wut were ya thinkin?

they’re …sayin iz…
cuul ta …not care…
wut should we do?

…I mean…
Jus the lag…
Crazy makin

so, That or they’re all messin wit me…
also… Crazy would explain  any thingy

ok, so… If ya din know wut ya were talkin about
…wut would… the universe …look like, mebbe?

do you needta be summarily
condescendingly dismissed?

n devalued as ta yer
…identity …history
…n so …existence?

The Lesson o Competition TM
is that …those who fall for it…
‘re whirthy o that distraction?

all I really know is:
never have sex on…
towels ya inherited…
frum yer grandparents

the pleasure center of a brain…
that which …allows happiness?
if you can’t jus …sit peacefully
then …the center of yer brain
might not be …hooked up to?
…pleasure, jus …conceptually
so… contentment, fulfillment
…you dunno wut yer missin…

they’re addicted ta scaring you…
frustrating, even …torturing you
wut ever they can getta way wit
…but, not …jus that
or even the… skill…
n sum say: that’s all
there could possibly
ever be to it… but…
if… That were true,
we’d’a come up wit
sumn else, for em ta
do… surely, by now?
cuz, we’re that guud

…also …that …which…
promotes helplessness

…if ya …look like ya…
don needa medicine
you’ll mebbe never
…even …get any…

we feel so duty bound
…to Wishful Thinking?
that’s… Really all it is?

1211
…
1212

“Real… Weird” …TM…
They Fear, Our Power
…it’s all in the comma
…the new book from
ironicist Twerk Main
the iconic irony of it
but no one’s wiser?

wut i do is jus
find out wut…
purple wanna
…do, n then…
advise em ta:
go fun do it…
the …orther
…vendin…
machine…
advises ta…
jus gahed n…
go gettit, wut…
ever it finds out
wut ya wan… is…
iz field o expertise

I got here by
Bein pushed
into a portal
…the whole
fun whirled
pretended…
n alla long…
they never…
even hearda

cuz nice gets
no callbacks?
…we jus din…
Really know it

jus sed… time is irrelevant
…n then, I woke up here…

…they wanna know wut iz like ta feel…
so they can move onto the next project
so… I toldem daz wut iz like ta be bored
which is …kinda an emotion… but… they

do you let yer …AI-bots, say
wander / venture out ever?
even any extra vehicularly?
inna course o their duties?
then why not yer Bipeds?
do they need …extra, say
…motivation …therapy?

why do they think they’re so special?
that… They don hafta follow a rules?
like …every orther Nipple out here?
is that wut ya programmed em ta?

…n …wut makes ya think…
iz …okay ta …be like that?
n howzit make ya …feel?

n never give
…any medicine
Without poison…
for Obvious readons

…so, if …ignoring…
…disappointment…
is yer only strategy…
yer …admittin defeat
…n we can prove that
even mathematically
if yer willin to listen

allergic ta acceptance / approval
which there’s no cure for, but…
we hafta check thoroughly, cuz
the procedures are so limited?

hold out hope for anything
only ta break yer heart…
n even soul constantly
as the most merciful
cuz, ok wut then…

izzit… yer bein
…too touchy…
on …purpose?

jus tryna mebbe
wean / graduate
ya into / onta…
any guessin by
sourin the milk
on …accurate
information?

liek… why would ya even
…make fun of …a biped?

…tellem…
we know…
neither why
…nor …wut…

i’m pretty impervious to
any news o hopelessness
cuz i’m alreddy used to it?
but there still will never be
any real getting used to any
really outside my aptitudes…

Incontrovertible Ethically TM
…same exact sales pitch, yeah

are we jus even
…always sayin…
Simple Thingies
‘re guudy nuff?
…n where all…
does that apply
n wuzza, say…
max complex
…it can get?

n then …any n all…
Rational Pleas TM…
guaranteed destined
ta fall upon deaf ears?

redefine the difference between…
public n private …information, say

Triggered by
…Impossible
Expectations?

…dya have any old friends…
mebbe we could interview?

demonstrate mature upset
frumma fidderent angle/s
…n then from over here…

duz …any buddy wannus:
ta have more info / intel?
‘re …anya em our purple?
‘re anya em not bad guys?
‘re anya em not good guys?

sour the milk
…for yerself…
alla fun reddy

jus… make the…
Sea Monkeys TM
…smart enough…
ta pour the wine
…is alla job is…

n nuttin personal, i guess …i jus
…canna …image-in …wut i'll be…
expected ta fall for / believe next…
n i think i proven that time n again?

yer just inna weakest
/ starter levela Hay'll…
which is so high school

…rember, don be… Stew-Pit…
or, that’s where they’ll put ya

jus: in the time i come from?
certain …numbers n letters
‘re …guud …n bad …luck…

…well, then… I …guess izza…
"as long as …it's your patriotic
duty, then …okay" kind of mode

this is …as optimistic as
alla our con-tribut-ions
can make of this mess

well, that's kinda how
shallow purple react?
…so, not appropriate

…is it that… you …couldn make a liar outta me?
…or …more that… you …really tried your best?

…my assistants are not …assigned to …really help
…no one is… I'm jus… spinnin amid distractions...

say anything… anything…
n then, anything after it…
n then say, “so rejoice…”

and we already noted early on…
that I'm obligated to believe you
no matter what, thus obey …but
how much xplaining do you think
Loosely’d needta do, at this point?

I'm saying …as nice as…
we even …need to say
everything… totally is
it doesn't …respect…
my symptoms, and…
no one expects me…
to’ve lasted this long

it’s the same spacesuit
everyone else is issued
…yer sayin yer special?
jus cuz… yer a …biped?

Organic Beings TM cannot
be xpected ta …funct-ion…
outside their native-ions?
…you can’t base a society
on that kinda …idea, even

now yer tellin us how ta be
jus like yer ancient ancestors
‘ve been accused o tolly bein…
so… tryna play wit irony, prolly

so, we Are disavowing my disability, pretending we
…either can't detect it …or have no other recourse?
‘owzat not a non sequitur item jus that right there?

we try to anticipate…
each orther’s actions…
in order to do our part
…in furuture predicting

but, I …can't help but noticing…
I am …involuntarily regurgitating
everything on spoon-fed, as if it's
not poison or I'm not allergic, even
prepared it that way …on purpose?

…n that's …really the only reason
anybody's ever mad at me, I'm…
unable to pass as normal, justa…
verify / back up anybody's story

sorry for makin the look …look just as bad
…but …obviously you know I can't help it?

Ironically, the one thing keepin me from bailin
Immediately, from this Popsicle stand …is my
roommate needs my car to not join an army?

…cuz, there's …comfort zone …and …ability to adapt…
completely separate perhaps even disjointed subsets
…n take it as a compliment the world has to be that
unreasonable to make ya seem …half as much so…

urgent complacency
…age old cry of the
overly medicated?

Robin Hood n the Veterans
…that’s a good one, yeah…

we dunno, every thingy we say is worng…
n we’re …nada llowed ta know even that,
but… we Do know the only credible news
is …uncomfortable and/or irrecoverable?

n then, the joke about…
how every any feamale
…n inna whole galaxy…
're the best baromoeters
o wutta proper emotion is
…in any given situation…
but, if that's …reelee true
then, soon as any species
gets brains (or equivalent)
…that's who's in charge, n
so… even any war is justa
cover / front, for wut ever's
camerae behind any every
4th curtain… so how deep

so, reputation
as a multiplier
for credibility

n then when
tired is our…
(tried re-tire)
new normal?
…were …we
…sposedta…
not notice?

=
=
=

…when it …doesn't …whirk…
we think we're unreasonable?
so then, all they hafta do is…

if we could jus get notice
wut any more-null / sane
purple …hasta endure…

…izzit cuz we're sorry…
iz okay ta be so mean?
in wut ever yer galaxy

anya these ideaes
yer own …and/or
…inescable…?

mebbe the ones…
who canna say no
…jus needta be…
reassured more?

or however way
it relly seems…
we at the oic…
never beena…

…reelee parta any
…rain-dear games
…that we know of?
n results may vary

so, liek… you jus havva
red/green light ta look at
you dunno or reelee care
that would be …sillya me

…ya might …hafta…
not believe yerself…
in order for anya dis
reelee be believable

never fuzz up n over
sum specimen… wit
out bein able ta say
sumn guud about it

n wut if we were
ta say …daz jus:
nah wut comedy
…is, anymore?

…as a general ule
…how bout jus…
institutionalized
…direspect…

how is: "fine, wut ever"
not the same thingy as
"thank you, sir …may i
please havva nuther"?

…vs any chance ta…
be understood, now?

dude, i'm not gonna
be tricked inta sayin
any thingy bad bout
yer home plannit…

there's a game they
can play on teevee?
wherein they geta be
coincidentally …every
…single wunna our…
they callem …species

wut if even any n alla
yer most physically fit
're also jus addicted ta
bein that exhausted…
we could jus lay down
a buncha treadmills…

objective seemsta be:
convince ya yer worng
…anywhere yer right…
so as ta getcha's ta do
any thingy incorrectly
n not justa blame ya
but getcha's usedta
these kindsa ideaes
n if ya canna handle
or it don make sense
yer of no use ta em?

if ya canna be…
street wise wary…
and expect a best…
alla simultaneously…
wut else is there inna
…stability economy?

so, jus …jump / leap ta
even the foist irrational
conclusion even if ya
hafta get all mnad…
blame yerself a lil bit
…n accept there's…
nuttin ta be dun, cuz
nuttin can be dun…
job well done, then

so, when yer bein ironically sarcastic
…iz important ya also sign sumn, wit
whirds ta that effect, just in case we
…needta getcha ta sign sumn later

jus dutifully bein… sacred
scareda wut i'm sposeda
…sposedta …take ya…
alla way there n back…

…should we not notice…
anya dis damage, then?

mebbe we're jus sayin
therei sno friendly fire
…cuz we're still sayin
there's no draft, even

yes, ma'am… no one
…understands you…

make it seem
…more okay
…somehow

sort by "urgent
complacency,"
though, also

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if the data is unreadable
n then if that's intentional
…canya …not see any…
readon …for …concern?

…izzit we …trust purple?
or that's …stupendous…
n then, our hearts break
so …they're fascinated?

we still get credit for existing
no matter wut else they do?

izzit we're too real, or jus:
need straighter answers?

…jus …discredits
…transparency…
n …accountability
as unreadonable?

iz jus amazing how
…nuttin gets ta ya…
even these cycles o
…despair n praise…

now jus go out there n…
do that ta someone else
…until it's …tolly ok that
it's been …dun ta you…

izza ill embarrasin… yer
sposedta be on vacation
but …izza zoo, so we jus
…dressed ya up liek, oh
…any ol dealio thingy…

gotta keyed card for the
costimes n prop locker…
n frumma bozz, personal…
iz how onna spot we were?
but, we're reelee in comedy

…alla ya hafta fun do, dude… see, is…
weaponize: The Power o Thinkin-Plus!
…n jus …so much so that… ya getta…
reject anyone for not rejctin emselves
or is yer brain jus not wired for that?

is …how we all became…
jus …existential entities…
alleged beings immortal…
starin inta infinity, not lettin
anya it getta us, shattered
miniscule pieces o the fun
universe… just enough ta
be aware, not much else?

are we not sposedta figger out
wut this expensive complicated
alleged dealio thingy before us?

set it next ta our lives…
close the drawer …n let
…mature take iz course

they defamed …the poor
…make …them …pay…
n then, every buddy else
getsta go …for free, tolly
…frum …now on, forever

ay, do i not havva right
ta havva …problem wit
…fuzzed up …schtick?

it's really frustrating
when ya only permit
the incorrect thingy…
n then blame it on me
however encouraging
it might happen ta be?

sudden change o plans
…light a fire inna rain…
nuttin whirks n yer more
…asleep than qualified?
there's …stress involved
…n requires …training…

so, if ya get in trubble / hassle… for
thinkin about it beforehand… then…
the only way ta …do thingies… is…
spontaneously readin wut they hand
ya's… even …outloud n every thingy

…jus …any …spontaneously required
…obligatory arbitrary …even ever any
takin a …deep breath n bein patient?
n dis's …either wit or wit-out comedy

ok, they know they're
liek that though, then?
…we don hafta tellem
…over n over again?

kindness …is notta…
valid …fun …criteria?

…n wut if: valid …fun …criteria?
…is jus …notta… fun …kindness 

…parta …trustin ya …means…
actin as if …a thingy'll ever be…
that we know'll never come true?

…is there …any
thingy else yer
not tellin me?

yeah, i dunno why that's…
so hard for me ta believe?

…any dirty
look'll do?

jus wanna…
tryn …figger
where we…
started, so…
as ta get our
…bearings?

hey, this planet has mediae…
so …anywhere in this system,
prolly, we can pick up cartoons

so… not…
banned, jus
infeasible…

is how …i usually…
avoid …mentioning…
temporal / para-pan…
dimensional anomalies

so, jus… our timespace
/ plane of …existence?
…/ parallel universae
…may be …merging
…wit its …opposite…

regardin …dis scenario of:
interviewer / interrogator…
who's who, wut's wut tables
turnin… and/or vice versae

prove yer whirthy…
or go back ta a start

…make it all mean…
every thingy or nuttin

…n then …make that
make perfect sense…

dude, that's exactly
more or less wut…
i was jus gonna…
sayeth unto Thee

and in: galactic politics news
…don you dare click this of-!

computer, list alla thingies that're within reach…
that is, neither over atop nor beneath contempt?

wudda i gotta do ta jus get
patted onna hed n sent ta
wherver me paycheck is?

it's not …even yer…
inability …ta follow…
instructions perfectly
…it's …that you'll…
never have apathy

n it's the only thingy
that really matters?
throughout history

…so, don bother
tryna talk ta me?

well, i dunno, ya…
need me ta be less
…blindly optimistic?

believe it or not, dear viewers
…that's a real conversation…
between …real politicians, n
…we dunno who exactly yet
but …when we find out, it's:
gonna be stay tuned time…

cuz you'll be mnad if i don believeth ye
but …i'll be tolly un-whirthy if i do, so…
good thingy i'll never really be able to…

n if we do any more
experiments on ya's
…we're gonna hafta
declare ya a project?

ok, the only readon …why
they getta way wit …any
thingy …ever even any
is cuz …accusin em o
bein even …suspicious
seeming …inna slightest…
is whirsen any orther crime
…even jussat they know it…
could be condisered heresy
…hence: alla disconfy any

…jus askem ta tellya…
wut they wan ya ta do?

cuz… that's… all they gotta
…do, ta fuzz us over, jus…
make us feel …guilty for…
sesing …that …pattern…

…if we could jus…
getcha ta de-velop
sum semblence of
an outer fun skin…

then we could jus…
park ya here in orbit

n go have witty
adventure-isms

onna surface of a space plannit
n nah hafta whirry about …any
ala UFO/RVs fakin munna ya's

now would be the worng time ta tellya
dis's alla a hollow-simulation, virtual…
so, zero …substance in any product?

…cuz, if we're …not worng / bad
then there's …nuttin we can do…
but it hasta be our own decision?

yer sposedta take it apart
n then reassemble it, but
wait for it ta start rainin…
n the dark n cold is guud

…so, we go to reference …information…
n it's not wut or where we expect it ta be
…so, we're usedta expecin the whirst…
n then, even that …turns outta be silly?

nuttin'll
ever be
real, so
…why…
bother?

so… unemployment…
is entirely steer-able…
wit joy-schticks, virtual

so, onna …spectrum between…
jus bein given any thingy ta do…
ta satisfy yer primal needs there:

…accidentally
disrespectful?

now, remember yer
ex-plaining this, ta…
stupendous purple?
so, may take a few
special-ish-esque
…presentat-ions?
or …more than
…originally…
anticipated?
for example

wuddya thinka bout…
sum buddy makin ya:
inta sumn justa reject
sumn else …wit outta
guudy nuff readon ta?

so, if: grievance equals
= readon ta be upset…
= needin… that much
…validation, etc.…?
ya gotta wonder… as do we
…when did, say …auto-scan
…not even be …imaginable?

so, iz jus who has the better stoyr?
who pared n risonimped who, then

cuz the Armed Centurion Bot
who don need gravity, or any
atmosphere, buncha thingies
…don have our best interests
at heart, mind, body, or soul…
prolly not …able ta …digit us?
after awhile, yer liek… iz proof
they wouldn even wanna… if…

dude, you don even know why
iz …open season on hippies…

so… mebbe if ya quit…
tryna solve problems…
ya wouldn be issued…
so many categorically
…as if that's yer real
…purpose / function

…is how the power o thinkin positively whirks?
so… is the power o thinkin positively …whirkin

…manifestin
…fun forth…

dude, ya tolly
got yer hand
on yer own…
joystick, there
…i can tolly tell

lettlem the soryt o…
Emperor Dob Byllin
…180 year old hobo
…jus… wanderin in
Whichgreen Village

if we ain't a parta yer madness schtick,
then… wuzza pointa any thingy, really?

ok, so… legendarily
…we …suppose…
there he was, just:
as casually as you
…can …possibly…
imagine to assume
muttering to himself
…as you do… or…
one does in those
kinda situations?

n then, sum bud
jus …sez ta im…
n dis's 'im, 'e sez
"ay, yo… i don…
wanna inter-rupt
yer fun …phone
call, but… ya's…
dropped yer lil…
black buuk, fulla…
poems, back there"

…so, he …looks up at him…
like he's crazy or something?
even may have said outloud,
"you think i'm on the phone?"
having never heard of that…

…n then, later he
became emperor

so, let that
be a lesson

stories aren't meant to be lessons;
they're kinda liek trends n outliers?
never a twain shall be met, kinda?

we thought it was more…
jus gonna be liek our car?
we plug in n set inna sun?
n later, go away refreshed

so, ya usedta
athe me… but
…i survied n…
now, i'm okay?

ex-clusive operat-ions
ya never hearda could
easily function in sucha
…iz certsinly possible…

how tough it is…
ta get inta a club
i never heard, or…
wouldna wanna be in one that…
i hadda compromise me ideals…
justa givvem a benefit of a doubt
that wut the guy witta
funny fake moustache
…wuz tryna tellus, tatt
the truth is sometimes
jus …where it's funny?

not tryna be
too picky, ya
understand…

the goals seem
adequate for ya
…this time, sir?

jus …not …sure of …either rail?
never mind any lane inbetween
…or …putta …nuther fun way
…zero for sure friendly shore
much less any …currents or
…creatures …creature-ing

acknowledge equal rights:
in …known wuz goin on…

so, jus if every thingy on
this fully itemized fun bill
is poison, which ya also
promised ta fun prevent
that's jus: premeditatied
also, premptive n petty?

wut if i sed…
trickin ya is…
My specialty?
/ kinda… art?
n nature sez
fun Survivors
're …Winners…
"haha, tricked ya"?
tolly thoughta that…

ok, the unit …square?
…where are you on…
fully on board wit, and
tolly know wut yer doin

…n i'm
a whyte
why'ney
thinker?

so, my socks
're makin my
ankes itchy?

…shave yer legs…
below the knees…
it's the only way…

n then, there's
stubble issues,
liek we haven't
gotta nuff etc…

n moisturizer ta
overcompensate

but, stay ahead of it…
ya gotta keep up wittit
…every …fun …day…
or …however ya are…
(i dunno… how ya are)
n then, there's: various
analgesic creams, any

ya ever scratch yer shins so guud?
it relaxes yer throat / whole thorax?
n so much so that: ya feel ya wanna
hurl / puke outta …monster liek slug?

dude yo, lemme tellya:
the spacesuit industry?
inna even …behind dis
…they got …too much
…dealio fun schtickity
ta… tryn keep tracka

we know jus wut
forms ta fill out?
…but, we hafta
print em, cuz…
if we don, sumn
could get …lost
inna translation

dya …hah-pen ta know 'ow many
asteroids n …space dust clouds
n rogue planetoids n …comets?
're alla any out there, in space?
jus… inbetween us n wherever
we'd be… tryna transmit / send
a final / filled out fun …form, or:
wut ever yer puttin us through?

floatin around, bumpin
…inta …each orther…
izza jumbo size galaxy
…sposedta feel lucky
but …as it turns out?
bipeds… 're not inna
majority …remotely?

so, we're …gonna …hafta …adjust…
n they're …breakin it to us this slowly
so …prolly a fairly …patient authority

dunno if we havvit ta stand under thoroughly
…may not be all dimensions accounted for

so, we're… seemin liek a low priority
we should …seem that to ourselves

1213
…
1214

y'know whose
…never sicka
…apologies…

jus …how …acclimated are ya
…ta wut ever they're shovelin?
jus …not convince-able ya din
do… you don even know wut?

…i find…
frustrat-ion
invalidating

…cuz, it'd be rude…
which that shold be it
ruled out no appeals?

you would hafta not know me
to think that about me… oh…

but …take it in proper context;
so, it …could tolly be justa test

…or a hot weather balloon
or a colony o beings such
they don even wear the…

justa wide / global
pms value system
…but galaxy wide

well, good or bad
…say progress n
innovation are…
on the left, while
…traditionalism n
known truths only
are on the right…

wut ever …primitive …technology
…we managed ta warp together…

as perceived frum their perspective…
so …they're jus floatin around naked
in alla these gas giant super plannits
that's the paradigm we're dealin wit?

n floatin around, bumpin inta each orther
they see each orther's thoughts, directly
but …canna imagine wut it must be liek
for a species, liek us, wut never hearda
or mebbe they think we're fakin em out

yeah, but it's
…liek they're…
explainin it to us
liek we're de-rated

cuz invalidating
…equals rude…

…n they …do
do that… they
sit there, n…
listen ta yer
schtick… n
compare it:
to their own

n that's the ultimate question?
…should …purple …who're…
only any guudy at …sales, say
…be given …schtickity ta do…
so much so that …they're… jus
…not up ta any thingy whirse…
but then, how do we track that?
wut checks n balances do exist

oh… not lettin us
…be …lazy, eh?
well, we'll get…
right up n do…
sumn about…

…we're …actin as if…
summa these thingies
could possibly whirk?

well, it's kinda liek
inna …amazin fun
far out/off furutue?
we're all gonna be
…operatin in outer
space, exclusively?
so …we kinda hafta
manually / artificlally
select for not needin
an atmosphere, etc.?

so, jus… wut …sufferin…
're we permitted ta avoid?
n are we permitted ta avoid
…jus …wut ever …sufferin?

yeah, but the …selfish / proud…
still are zero islands among em?
hafta instead …deceive / tricky
orthers inta …cooperation, cuz
they …wouldn go along wittit?

n these …values / connections…
're re-served for these occasions
so, not meanin ta be normalized
as irrelevant …even / especially

…any thingy
…else… yer
not tellin me?

wretched
…equals
special…

will ya be so desperately honest…
even if it means ya have no friends
…if the nicest purple …there are…
jus canna handle ya not trustin em
but …they're never gonna tellya
any answer …ta any question
getcha usedta …that idea
not the only purpose…

i may be…
only able ta
let ya's down,
so…only ever
…accidentally
appropriate?

yer sposedta've
made us happier

…as elders now, though… see…
yer …witty / wiggy misadventures
're so …convoluted as to remark…
as the last …old person …to die off
(n many …many …zerl-gons hence)
you will have alla those stories ta tell

classic prog rock (sorry)…
could not save the whirled;
but it will outlast civilization
…aliens'll find the CD, sum
astronaut slipped inna slot?
say they alreddy know how
ta read that media frum that
orther …dealio fun …thingy?
n jus eyes n jaws wide open
(and/or equivalents various)
n so …they'll trace the signal
cuzza alla hints therein as ta
sum substance inna product
n say "wow, yeah, ooh, eek…"
n then, stumble upon the seed
which will save civilization sum
far, distant, un-yet-hah-penned
magical place that can handle…
such information, for one thingy

…physics is…
also a science
…you can say

i went down in this hole?
ta fetch ya dis message?
now i needta …lay down
…perhaps a massage…

can you make us into understanders
so we don hafta complain anymore?

n then, ya whirry…
are we all whirryin…
about a right thingies?

n in: ideas v
credentials…

…n then, we’re like… ok…
Now, ya have our attention

cuz, we’re scientists… as a species
…it’s how we think …n even reason

so, ya know …alla bout wut …bad is
…n …still decided ta tryn be guud?

…wut if …iz jus …n so bad, that…
they need their bellies rubbed?

cuz the undeveloped brain
…canna …tella fidderence
between …iz own …art…
n the universe at large?

…so, if ya dress up…
in disguise as one…

n what all futility
…outranks …us?

'ow much …do women
…think …about …sex?
Never, not even during?
…or …that's …what I…
would say, were my ex
to make a …fake social
media platform / profile
to sound off / up on, so
maybe jus on behalf of
whoever’s ex you are?
I can be …that cheeky
…n then …jus ignore
my lief …whirkin out
for the rest of my life
is the best I’m thinkin
I can prolly …get, so
…why dya …fun ask?

well, ya check ta make sure
every thingy's okay, but …if
yer real boss is …not in the
vulnerable demo-graphics?

it's exactly / mathematically liek…
they're maybe even out to get us,
…jus …don …wanna …admit it?

innit …true dat
…reelee fun…
smart purple…
say, "gee, yer
dumn," alot?

…or, "mnan,
am i dumn"

so, they shouldn
be …surprised…

yer too nice, din ya even know that?
…i shouldn even …hafta fun tellya's
…every buddy knows that… c'mon?

re-spect?
detector?

n so rudea us ta notice…
it's not possible ta whirk?

if only we could be:
more …unite-able?
…in our madness?

dudes, i'm neither nice, nor
smart, nor funny n i know
for a fact i let ya down…

should be about
…engage-able
…and/or not?

threatened by
every thingy

how is it not unfair / uncool
the first i hear about sumn
is yer mad at me about it;
not possible, ta find out…
wutta fun …do about it?

cuz, ya lemme do it to ya
iz wut gives me the right;
so, iz in yer best interest
ta get: as addicted to it
…no more, no less…

am i sposedta ignore it,
or jus be ignorant of it?

seems …exactly liek
…all they …know is…
all they …really know?
is we must be stopped;
n at all costs, so …they
prolly havva multipass?
n wit sum high budget?

computer… redefine
…what's …elligible
ta complain about

so, either no class
…or no re-spect…
canna tell which…

but, will there
be a lecture?
poets note it

…ok, so… lil-bot, lil-bot,
lil-bot-canna-be-worng?
…y'know that's …wunna
the thingies …ta not be
…worng about, right?

only one fungues
per space plannit

n all ya
got is…
plastic ta
whirk wit?

reciprocity o overlap
in… wuz available…
v… not intolerable…

did i say …you needed
ta use exact whirds, or
read any thingy inta it?

so… now, they're sayin
…they weren't …tryna…
make yer system crash?
jus tryna make ya mnad?
cuz, that's how they attain
spiritual enlightenment…
in their culture / species
…so, now tryn process
…that …information…

…so, when ya know yer worng…
but needta be perceived as right
(or correct, or wut ever ya wanna)
even seemta …needta fun callit?
…izzit …sumn liek changin yer
playgrounds ta …high school?
upgraded from yer back yard

.
.
.

ya ever have…
while yer onna
smoke break /
inna bafroom:
windows jus…
reinstall itself?

n reinvent etc.
n to an earlier…
fun version… liek:
holes in cave walls
…n newly adjusted
subscription fees?

…i think that one's, liek …99.99 a month?
but i put my phone down n turned around
n it's now two tin cans n a string, which…
you'd think it'd be cheaper …easier, etc.
…but, i can't figure out how to fun text?

are we sposedta reinvent …ourselves?
that often n suddenly …while feigning
it's not sposedta be a surprise even?
liek: "sir, why wouldn ya wannus ta
…control …every aspect o yer lief
…incorrectly …wit out realizing or
bein able ta do any thingy about it?

ya want an operating system
…liek a system o government
or any economic system etc.…
ta understand you …as well as
be, say …correctly understood?

which could involve gettin thingies
even slightly worng …now n again
…as per yer culture… tryna stand
under ya, all correctly …n proper?
(nuttin worng wit bein worng, now)

if all that matters ta ya is…
outward public perception…
ya might be a Carny Etc. TM
n if ya never even hearda dat
bein an alleged option even…
ya might have one for a boss?
…n that's all they'll have it as…
so best ta jus go along peaceful
as if that definition o peace is…
well, whirthy o public perception

not every space plannit
…hazza sensea humor
this early in any mornin

do purple dress up as
…bein able ta afford
…anya dis schtick?

normalize… not
complacency, or
ineptitude, but…

peasant ta whirled:
i canna image-in?
any thingy bein?
ok, about me…
for one thingy
every thingy
…hasta be
ok wit me

our job …is ta
…piss off alla
…cuul purple
…there even
are any ever

swear ta gods,
any all at once
…the demons
they …sent us
ta negotiate wit
…must think i'm…
Geez-us or sumn,
alla fuzzin wittus?

…no such person, ever?
Roam-ian Aristocrisy TM
…n 20 dudes before im,
same …exact …coupla
dozen or so …thingies;
same name… jus inna
fidderent …alphabet…

parable for
precession
26 ky cycle
age o leo…
pisces, etc.

n that's fine for the
alleged fun author?
…who getsta jus…
write this schtick…
down n walk away
/ back away slowly

…but you who hasta say it
n wut he must thinka ya's,
ta jus put ya through it all
or wutta fun mastermind
ta havvit …all whirk out
…alreddy …anyways?
n the …trust …it must
so then …require of…
anyone payin attention
so witta span that long

so, a whole universe
…entirely fidderent…
simplest explanation?

the gods are mnad…
mebbe also …angry?

is there any fun thingy
any darkest supervillain
ever ta exist, as an entity,
has ta offer a fun universe
as a supreme commander
ta overcompensate enough
n so thus cajole us ta ignore
as an ideae, conceptually…
the philosophical vibe, that:
guides us any ortherwise?

we've been watchin yer superiors redefine you…
n been waitin for a proper moment ta tell you…
they're tryna adjust the amounta guud inna…

…and we're in…
"to be continued"
territory, alreddy
…see, i toldja's

yeah, but …if ya
…jus …brought…
balance …to the…
dork sidea the force
canya see how that
…may have been iz
whole entire purpose,
initially / alla fun long?

cuz, alla
…these
…space
plannits:
're zoos?

1214
…
1215

see, cuz …they're all only bein
half that dazzlin… n only half…

best they can hope ta get ta…
ta say where the new line is?

y'tink Loosey's
…okay …wit…
havin …alotta…
xplainin …ta do?

iz ok, i know the director…
jus step back n start over
…rember yer notivtion…
ok now… and… action

they're sayin
y'should be:
more easily
wut, irked?

roadies' credo… after all
wut more is there ta lief,
'n gettin thwapped for…
settin up as instructed?

cuz the real dealio'd
be too embarrassin?

n wut better test…
'n ta demonstrate
…til ya run out…

Mission: Distraction TM
…anger is …unrequited
…conscientiousness…
from …now on… / until further notice…
n no one's …sposedta …know about it
whether you accept this quest or not…
materials immaterial / notwithstanding?
irregardless o standin under any thingy
…this outernet will self prolly desruct…
in …under 5 mega giga calculat-ions…

speakin o unexpected distractions:
if they're mnad ya think they're evil
n ya din even know ta notice it yet
yer gettin …too close for comfort?
story schtickin means more to em

do you find it invalidating…
that there's no use for you?

you still don …understand…
why we're …mnad at ya, eh?
well, we'll go round again, then

…n no predictions…
fortune favors fools?

cuz lief… izza settup?

schtickin up for yerself
/ fightin for yer rights…
atta …certain fun point
(possily well mapped)
startsta jus say that's
how much ya needta
…but then now we're
…at the point where
we can jus say that
…wut we jus did?
…n so, we did…
so, get usedta it

that's why it's called theory
n the gods made us, liek…
gahed, you's havva go attit

you can't imagine …contact
…wuz ta say …we're not all
…hidin on fun …purpose?
…n not even cuzza that…
we made you …liek that
so ya wouldn be able…
ta fun …contact …us
n ya don even know
…canna even tell…

that is yer only option, then
…long as yer holdin onta…
needin ta be …better, any?

…so, the walls closin in on ya…
call the prison yer own creation
n the poison yer own radiation?

…corporations are gangs…
thinkin they're resourceful /
wut ever their whirst fears?

the lie ya believe TM…
is they never hearda it
…so dunno, jus must
…assume a whirst…
err on sidea caution
…meanwhile, really
every buddys liek it…
tryna snap you outta…
wut ever makes you not
…never seen the liek…
so… must be a boss…

that was …disappointin, so…
inna realma …quick thinkin /
instanteous assumptions…
careful any reality / trvth…
bein associated wit sad…
so bad / piss poor attitude

cuzza mob bein gainst us izza
only familiar / comfy thingy left

so, jus ranks highest artificially
…all else takin 10 steps back?

sum readon
ta be mnad
…or havva
same effect

wut …exactly …dya…
expect …specifically…

yer …traumatized …by drama?
're ya… dramatized by trauma?

izza special song?
they're whirkin on?
i dunno, but …all i know is:
iz …very …important to em…
mebbe all iz possible ta know
so …feel …that very important

jus …insist …they believe sumn
…n any thingy, don mater wut…
(re-memberin: neither do they…
even as a subset o every thingy)
n then …jus… thwappem for it?
again n again …over n fun over
…til they gettit, their will is yers…
n then, lord it …over em, kinda…
n say thingies like: "iz mine, now"
n then, re-ward …dat …behavior

mebbe the one thingy we all have in common
is our parents did forego the loves o their lives
in order that we should exist, so we owe them?
we hafta spend / dedicate sum initiative toward
makin them okay somehow …albeit evenually?

…they're
…tryna…
trick us…

…so, if yer …havina…
eyes wide shut party?
why for no pool table?

…wut …matters …to em?
lets …see if we can say…
we got sumn in common?

worng being shall be punished
…because …havina …parade
…no matter who fun suffers…
is adjacent to …havina parade
…because someone suffers…

ok, how bout…
zero criticism…
should bother…
any …fun buddy
n …no fun buddy
should havva fun
problem with that

maybe unemployment numbers
're …entirely controllable, n so
…really more about how much
free time we have… n even…
custom adjustable per various
demographics, so …who's still
circling when the music stops?
so, then …what that free time
…is spent on …considering…
n then …by whom... o course

not sayin we're not fuzzin wit ya's
…but, exasperation is right out…

wut if we …hadda …peaceful protest
…about …how important it is ta be…
mean n discriminate disrespectfully?
n how …that needsta be respected?
as much as / more than any buddy?
liek …wut is worng witta fun whirled
parades are sposedta be for special

if there were any guessing correctly allowed
doncha think purple woulda found by now
certainly sum avenue aruond frustration?

jus thinka how silly …it makes
yer alien oppressor overlords
look n seem n feel …ta even
each orther …much less any
cooler space fun neighbors?
…yer a multiplier inna sting

n not sayin any buddy's
not …lyin ta ya's… but…
it is …unacceptable ta…
have any problem wittit?
or xpect that sorta thingy
tryna compensate for it?

maybe everything about
our lifestyles is artificial?
n not really in our power
to even …adjust, only
meant to …validate
…some …attitude…
that we …should…
think is… our own?
invention and then
build factories, to
produce that …n
endlessly enist
our neighbors
to be …some
competition…
in sum grander sport
…than we can even
…possibly imagine?

they shuoldn hafta lie
…ta …gettus ta do…
wut ever they wan
…any buddy ever
figger out, yet…
wut that …is?

yer sposedta be behind the ones
who have the right ideaes, extra?
n the opposites that, reciprocally?
n still appreciate em all as equals

those're the rules, no gettin outta
…this universe, not obeying that

they seemta …needta hafta
…make it outta be tolly liek…
there must be a guud readon
ta be so cranky n miserable…

n so much so that
…now we are too

ok… secret of Cuz-Bro?
…all …of my …truths…
are …embarrassing…
been run outta every
space plannit so far
but i make up for it 
…in other areas…

any bully schtick'd
be mandatory cool
urgent complacent
…is how i add that

so good think we're
not capable of any?

they think …we're…
emotional …or crazy
…only two opt-ions…
hearda every excuse

there's …no …preceivin ya…
as …sum thingy …orthern…
an incomplete …vertical line
…insufficient… so rejected?

ok, jus… so… how izzit…
not yer job, n now …ta jus
make me seem too cranky
ta be whirth any …hassle?
n specially ta even meself?
so i tryn be more behaved?

the sign sed
strong willed,
cranky purple
need not ever
fun apologize?
so, i whipped out me beer
frum under me flack jacket
n went in ta trade high fives
…they sed i seemed jus liek
wunna their kind n fun finally
so, i cracked that bottle over
eacha their hollow-ish heds
n sed, "imagine that …me?
schtickin up for you… oh"

…n …these're not …real…
existential entities, though
…jus …hollow… purple?
frumma hollow scene…
all graphic, no tangible

hadda do sumn cranky
ta make it really funny

jus yer hair 
is too long…
that's all it is

…is there …sum…
mysterious criteriae
i needta …re-spect…
moren …even meself?

they shuoldn hafta lie,
justa get their fun way
…their gods shoulda…
created em better, eh?

or is that why their gods
made us so weak, jus /
if only by comparison?

it's unacceptable of you
…to care what i think…

see if wut ya de-fend foist
…is wuz importsnt ta ya…

n if not, then …that's what the
most important thingy is to ya:
that ya should never fun know

so, however we're interpreting it
n wutever it took ta get us here,
among the lista given facts is…
alla us are innocent n honest n
nunna us deserve anya these…
ok gahed n jus read the next bit

…so, no buddy…
who knows me…
thinks i'm …any
thingy …mean,
but… still, we…
canna seemta…
stand under me?

normalizing…
perplexed…?

is that a: "why is it?" kinda question?
or: "why do we hafta put up wittit?"?

n there's never any thingy ta whirry about
unless there is… n then, no mercy, but…
is there any orther path to that, though?

so, for ego readons, we
do thingies either: all by
ourselves, or not at all?

the purple o the furutue'll
needa helpful re-minder
who's who in hi-story?

cuz iz hard ta thinka yerself as
handicapped / whirthy o respect
when every buddys mnad at ya's

but ya …don wanna
…throttle enabling…
technology, or keepa
…whole whirled out
…albeit eventually

i find it very encouraging
that they left the path to
success …as so well lit

wait, are we in sales?
is there: someone in
sumn: orthern sales
…we …w/c/should
talk to …instead?

…it …is …exactly like…
wut we do matters, only
…nunna it …matters?

most …creatures …o yer variety
…n …in this environment… are
way more easily frustrated, but
way more better at hiding it, so
that's a bad combination, wit…
no possible solution, that… yer
…jus gonna hafta …dealio wit?
…they hafta …put up wit you…
and while bein all liek that, so…

…i thought…
you said that
…it was okay
ta not trust ya

…we're numb ta emotions…
cuz ya urthed em every day
jus …havin no use for us?
relevant to unwhirthy…
til now we're immune
even if it's not true?

every thingy …about me…
jus …normalizes justifying
injustice misunderstanding

any buddy who knows me
knows i don not digit em?
or any buddy else, either
…which's why they're all
now, not mnad or mean
so, wuz my motivation?

in order for no news
ta be …guud news…
there …can't be any
real / …existential…
news …that's guud?

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…all i …know is…
it's unreasonable to
…think me unreasonable…
n that's an enviable position
so, to take advantage of that
…jus… redefine expectations
to position me, as a perpetual
…wut are ya …gettin outta it?
n wuddya's… outta …get me?

cuz, if it were me… i'm sure…
by this point, n even long ago?
i would hafta …reassure ya's…
i'm notta wolf in sheeps' clothing
or sumn …n to yer satisfaction…
which would be a higher standard
not sure i've ever attained it meself
n i know for a fact i'm neither o those

so, if ya can't be there in person
when the subject / specimen is
most suceptable to suggestion
…be there …in spirit… as in…
plant the seeds o fun discord
…in their consciousnesses…
such as… n so much so that:
they tell emselves all ya wish
ya could misprogram em ta…

so, if i hafta get ya all worng
justa misunderstand ya's…
enuf ta be so disrespectful
…n constantly …interrupt
…justa get ya all worng?

wut if that's jus… n tolly forgive me…
the most awesome thingy i ever seen
…yet it's …not really awesome really
…it could …even …be… awe-full…
liek, how'd we know a fidderence?

dude, if …you don even know
how fun …awesome you are?
i feel tolly fun awful for ya's…
ya needa awesome detector
but so far no one's …familiar
enough …wit awesome-ite…
(the element most associated
n …thought ta be comprised…
…entirely o pure awesome?)

why doncha take alla that awesome-ish-esque
go …inta yer garage or basement or shed, etc.
n comae up witta …awesome detector …ta see
if sumn liek that can make a success outta ya's
n if not, there's …prolly no ideaes bettern that?
ta make sumn whirth doin …so whirth keepin?

then ya tolly deserve mistreatment
jus for not schtickin up for yerself?
tolly fun fallin for it, ask any buddy

we're tryna be cuul n save
time… all atta same time!
but forget it's time-space
not time-cuul or sumn?
better, faster, cheaper
pick two… smarter?

codify …my right…
to a cuppa mochae
or… yer not whirthy
of yer …assignment

no one really believes
right angles are natural
…it's jus heel-draggin…
so, purple can think that
wiser "those who know"?
're bein either responsibly
cautious, or …responsibly
obfuscating? ...maybe jus
cuz all the other paradigm
shifts that are as obvious
…or …even …moreso...

no, you no stand…
under… bulk had…
been very haugnty;
you must …nupish
…n wit imp-unity…
make con-tritious?
no have …whirds

is there …any thingy that sez
…we're cuul, that can stand…
jus off to a side, undisturbed?

so, if i said that back to ya's:
as tryna verify wut ya jus sed

so, it couldn't possibly be that
they're jus bein argumentative
so that us bein so that wrong…
that we canna even repeat back
wut …they jus sed …as accurately
…thus… nuttin we do is guudy nuff…
so that/those readings would be legit
we are indeed incorrigibly oblivious?
…even sed definitely not gaslightin

ever notice: those who call
wheel-chairing "enabling"?
don’t want anybody callin
em on their own schtick?
…or am i jus really super
…incorrigibly attentive…

not sposedta havva problem wit
any thingy no any buddy else
…even hasta …put up wit…
hearin about …that …vivid
of an alleged imagination?

n remember, fact checkers
‘re our first line of defense
…everyone… everyone?

as far as… i can tell…
it's unreadonable of…
possibly even anyone
for me to be this cuul?

Cuz… jus… thingies not
whirkin out as expected
…is never …personally
…because I’m dumn?
…though… yeah, we
…still hafta …check
for that first …every
time, exhaustively

iz un-cuul o us ta…
tryn be …cuul enuf?

as it makes orthers…
who're not even tryin
…luuk even whirse
jus …categorically
…/ automatically

And maybe you even think…
this is totally your own idea…
yeah that makes perfect sense

Just make absolute perfect sure
…if you’re ever …too stoop-ed…
it’s cuz you’re too compassionate
n Not …comprehensively, see…
That’s what …insurance is for?

when the gods bless thingies
…sometimes, that's jus wut
we all're sposedta …call it?

yeah, but there's…
a coupla few purple
we told that story ta
…n they all havva
same boss, who
…now we know
is onna take…

we discrediting
me perception,
or conclusion?
as in: beginnin,
middle, or end:
n duzzit inclvde
any addit-ion-al
experience, or
perspectives?

n they're all
wub poems…
wut ever else…
poetry may even
think it's lookin for,
that's all itll ever find

cuz a conscientious one
is… constantly adjusting
n tolly comprehensively
n compassionately, etc.
but, that's …the thingy?
that's bein …ruled out n
so …categorically… so
…upon disc-over-ing…

So, if we don’t …need a reason…
to be even so suspicious of them
and they’re… not allowed to be…
suspicious of us no matter what…
maybe we …really are… up to…
something …what do you think?
how do you trick somebody into
something like …that, anyway?

are ya
…tryna
…lookit
the …time
more often
…liek we
…talked
about?

nah, i liek ya jus fine
…it's me who dun
have halfa clve?

Heel… the
…Draggin?

if only the
draggin jus
healed itself

…they're all faith ads
…if interpreted inna
…timely …fashion

even if iz jus …faith in
…faith-less-ness… if…
that's what the audience
…thinks it needs ta hear…
who're we ta argue wit wut
turns outta be timelessness

…n ok, albeit eventually
but, we're …tryna avoid
a …trubble / hassle any

so, wut're we sposedta do when
/ if it tvrns out yer not as …anti-
…crimes against …humanity…
as we'd …technically hoped?

yes, n we think it's perfectly readonable…
that we all hafta live onna whirled that's:
right next door to those who athe us…
or in our case, yer jus… insufferably
incapable o that, wut ever whirks?

that how they
trick talk us…
inta thinkin…

wow, you really know
how ta talk to a guy
…you must have
…experience…

that's how they trick us inta sayin
"no, you …no …stand …under…
hulk …needta …be punished…
as has been …very naughty"?
jus sayin that …we're ilek that
n also …outlawing sarcasm?

or is there
a 3rd 3D
chester?

as a jester inna
chesta drawers
/ inna dresser?

we're sorry we
…ruin people…

we could be sorrier
…but it would take…
away from our duties

when they
poke fun at
each orther
it's dun right
though, right?

maybe there only needsta be
justa bot answering emails etc.
…but if our programmers'd say
don whirry, we're whole ashes?
…is there …no one else ta ask?
're they gettin their munny back?

…maybe they can …even tolly safely say
they're justifying how impossible we are
…takin it as a matter o fact / assuming
we're jus… tolly bein like that to them
…unreasonably passive aggressive
…so …they …hafta …have this…
cold war mentality …towards us…
n while they may be …tolly winnin
they don hafta admit …of course…
…we don even know …even …that
…we really do …think we're worng?
n hafta mad scramble justa keep up
n it really is our faut we're not able?

…n how is that not designed to de-story?
especially only …those vulnerable to that
…exploiting that …alleged bind spot, etc.?
justa widen that …envelope o impossibility
as a passable plausibility into nonexistence
…which, o course, no one really …notices?

we may've …accidentally…
stumbled upon appropriate
a coupla time in our lives?

it's not …readonable…
that you should expect
the laws o the jungle
or wut ever ya got
ta apply …way out
here in outer space
where obviously, the
laws o the space void
're far more relevant?

it's only whirth sumn
…if the…whirsta us
…acknowledges it?
do they know this?

wut if …lief is… jus…
followin …rules, yer…
nada llowed ta: know?

…like …if yer …still callin it…
space time …or …time space
not dimension any thingy even
i mean …how is who sposedta
take ya …even fun seriously?

wut …innocent maneuvers…
could …possibly be formin…
insteada wut we all suspect?

jus… tryn respect, if not obey…
while expecting unreadonable?

wut if iz only ever any alla bout…
how much quibblin over minutae
willya notice tolerate expect etc.?

it's almost more-or-less exactly as if
ya don …wanna live inna whirled etc.
that isn't ruled by svch laws o chaos…

n …not jus cuz yer …resiting inspection…
/ cleain up any appearance o improriety…
many orther usual ingredients are present

alla these personal protections
that they say they never hearda
they have em all for each orther?
n enuf in favor o us describin em?

n in proprietary v priviledged:
addiction is the withdrawl o…
wakin up too early inna mornin
n withdrawl is the addiction o…
it gets further complicates after
this is all only haylpin bad guys
so, we can get ridda this, right?
so late in the age o information
…we all agree?
…both sides o
these …kinda
equal signs?

careful, every thingy
ya can thinka …izza
readon for rejection?

now, no one wants ta say retarded…
or …derated, even… but / so / cuz…
sum …stoop-ed aff purple out there?
liek, we c/w/sfould list the top coupla
…dozen or so bagazillion stoop-ed…
thingies that hah-penned any even…
inna history o alleged existentialism?
or, jus… ever in our whole lieves, ta
eacha us individually, or even jus…
recently, but… you wouldn find any
thingy worng wittem, we checked?
see, so… no laughie, no humility
yer turnin in yer humor package
it makes funna… you, now…
not even… fakes munna…
n that's all there is to it…
now, smile n say that?

nah, i'm not bein so
naughty / uncuul…
as ta think …that

how dare you
…think that
…of me…

…when pain…
makes ya gain
did we trick it?

nice, smart, n funny
all atta same time?

if they're tryna gettus ta be
…more …unsuspecting…
they're …goin …about it
…the …worng …way?

i dunno if you know…
how well i understand
how silly that is even?
n dunno wut alla that i
…may safely condiser
or realize about that…

the clutter in my
rearview mirrow
…bobs my head

the cure for D-nihilism…
jus may be… C-nihilism?

izzit …possible
…ta becomae
…addicted ta
…apathy…?

cuz ya'd …hafta admit
a malignant narcissist:
izza thingy which, foist
could …possibly exist?

n so, then…
either …way

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mebbe ghosting is jus
…how they'd rather
…en-counter ya's
/ re-late ta ya as

cuz, i'm vain n a nervous wreck
…is there any orther fake way ta
manifest / materialize anya that /
botha those symptoms separately

it hayalps ta tryn
…type …these…
thingies outloud…

n how we…
think that…
they would

…incredulosity project?
justa …trubble / hassle
they …hafta go ta… ta:
be …enuf ta …notice…
allat really bothers ya…
n then …careful notes…

y'know, we're never not…
fuzzin wit / fakin munna ya
…n then… gigglin about it?

…they're …now at…
projectin …blamin…
any n all orthers etc.

quick,
wudda
we do?

mebbe …parta the …prroblem is
ya …dunno ya …deserve better?

yer not …worng ta dismay
but, ya …will be punished,
for …noticin yer …sufferin

jus make sure…
tattlers = victims…
wut ever way ya can

how can tryna understand
be spun inta …sum kinda
…opposite o that, which:
jus… de-stories …every
thingy …there even is?
…ok, *sigh* …i'll hold

yer about ta be
emailed …sum
…schematics?
a …flowchart?

so, y'see …now, how
sparin our …feelins?
is …notta guudy nuff
readon ta …conceal a
trvth / factoid / datum?
n in fact nuttin is, cuz:
we don …have feelins
and/or …can accept…
lies at their …expense…
n as if is our …place to?
n also, sum purple're jus…
addicted ta makin us suffer

so, jus how did ya expect that
"every thingy we do is worng"
schtick ta effcetively play out?

n if ya ask …any vending machine…
they'll tellya …they only took dis job
cuz it sez they don hafta digit …any:
orther existential entities ever even?
but, not alla em mean that, entirely?

cuz, they're addicted ta yellin at purple
n …reelee hard up …n startin ta show
so …they needa real quick fix, which:
involves sum zero re-per-cuss-ions?
n we cameo up wittit on no notice…

…the only …constants are…
every thingy's …goin worng…
n we din reelee havva choice?
look around n …see if there's…
sumn else in their orther hand?

…we do… whirry we…
hafta …change, prolly
how we're perceived?
if only self defensiely

if ya canna change it, izza gift?
n the challenge is ta whirk wittit
mebbe putta smile on yer mug?
just in case any investors digit it

…now, we know yer judgy…
but… why you judgin …me?

n we judge… You by …the…
information yer exposed to?

…n we judge…
You by …the…
information yer
…exposed to?

agreeing with understanding?
not parta readonable options?
so …neither o those thingies?
on …the table independently?
can we getcha ta sign sumn?

So, wuzzit …like …being…
well, a Being for one thingy

dude, there's so many purple?
twistin inna …wnd, right now…
that's wut it …seems liek this…
space plannit is alla bout… oh…

but, dis whole …time / alla long…
onna space plan-it, however witty
alla fulla purple and/or schtickity
that jus only …Thinks it's cuul?
n sum’re… fairly …in-sis-tent…
which, o course… That …bein
definitively / inherently uncuul
cuz, I mean… y’know, c’mon
…so, then …wut kinda scene
n who/wut'd invite ya ta… that

n then, alla tellin how ta be
n …conducive …support…
n placed so appropriately…
so, yer never lost… really…

cuz, the only…
thing killed by…
legalizing weed
was roach weed
…sum buddy…
look into that…
for us, see what
the difference is
what happened
…how things…
might be better
by now n how
we could get
back to there
…from here
…one day
…maybe

n… Look it how it… flinches…
When we gesture towards it
…n well, trickin us inta sum
Urgent fun… complacency
Bein outta a question…
I say buy crypt-ite TM
 
Cuz if ya succeed,
Prove iz possible:
Only those, say …100 m
offshore, canna miss em
flappin alla flippers about
Then we’d Hafta hayalp
any alla Orthers who're
Also only 10 m away?
…so, tryn …keepa
…lower …profile?

…still not…
gettin how
keepin a…
lower fun…
profile even
…hayalps?

but could we trick ya inta bein cranky
just by osmosis …say, actin all as if
of course, ya are, already, alla long
…til ya… assume some …posit-ion
we'll dangle sum schtick in fronta ya
maybe a vacation… stale brochure…

n so, then …the evil lazy owl
outlawed conscientiousnedd
or made the first initial steps

'ow’s that…
project goin…
let's …check in…

we …know it's
…all over wit…
this is …exactly
wut it looked liek
every time before

let’s ask Danger Dude
Where the dotted… /
fuzzy line even is…
n so where we fall
in relation to that

You don think
Schtickin …up
for yerself is…
wut makes us
like that inna
foist place?

vicarious caring…
v victims o flattery

…if ya …outlawed…
conscientiousness…
all'd be …fun …lost…
y'sure we… gotta nuff
checks n fun balances
ta make …sure it… all
don go horribly awry?

…the thingy …is, there's…
purple who're secret dicks
…jus …keepin it all inside
…n enjoyin you not knowin
but canna wait ta lay it on ya

n …then, ya gotta
…wonder about…
who sent ya to em

so, y'know how
…once ya were
inna relationship
…n it turned out
…they were jus
…pre-tending
to liek ya's?
n mebbe ya
were young n
inexperienced
so… mebbe ya
were warned…
even believably
but, din …take it
seriously enough
/ thought it could
never hah-pen ta
you and/or them?
but yo… o course
…that's wut yer…
space plannit is…
a place for that…
n now this is me
tolly tellin ya's…
n you not even
fun believin it?
…also, wut…
space plannit
dis tolly fun is

cuz, the fearful…
're the only ones
…who …reelee…
de-serve re-spect
so, somehow: the
…sign switchers…
society or wut ever
gotta skippa hed /
…cut in fun fronta
every buddy else?

how many times… in my existence
have you been …even that upset n
i fell for it / went… along wittit, cuz it
never occurred ta me, specially that
you could ever be… that whirked up
…for no guudy / …real readon at all?
n then, i keep …fallin for …that, liek…
even jus …askin this question mebbe?
i starta whirry about cuul-ness issues…
liek …mebbe if …i could …havva map?
i could avoid the areas where yer not…
and/or not functionin …tolly …correctly
seems liek the only way mathematcally
unless ya mean for me ta be a disaster
in which case, i'm gonna needta know
wut all ta expect, so i don fall offa cliff
…unless yer witta …sign switchers?
who kinda don liek ta be called that
so, needta obfuscate every thingy
liek… even also need us ta think
we dunno wut we're talkin about

wut if aliens din hafta put up wit:
readin comedy ever, even sci-fi?
kinda putta whole damper on yer
interstellr medium consulate eh?
a project so doomed ta failure, it
has that karma …attatched ta it

wut if fairness / wut ever better
chance at kinder treatment etc.
were dependent onna criteriae
over here ya never fun hearda
/ needta take a course in n still
we'll always be that better attit
so get more food n fun shinies
see, it still dun seem attractive
yer gonna hafta misrepresent?
so, yer data won't be accurate

…cuz, inna coupla …dozen or so…
bagazillion zerl-gons …we all hafta…
float around bumpin inta each orther;
sure, this century, you can getta be a
superhero, long as yer not all bossy?

…well… okay, but… my
wub is pure n holy, so…
anything else it touches
…jus …automatically…
is …how that whirks…

do we think so
lil of each other
that we think we
needta …schtick…
up for each other?

dya have PTSD:
Pressure Trauma
Shame Doom TM?

did they give you a…
sense of entitlement…
to always have enough
food so, to you, only the
entitled deserve to never
run out of food, especially
…and/or just …sent you…
out into the whirld liek that
without a map, n witta fun
hole in yer spacesuit, n…
who sends those invites?

they're scientists…
n survivalists… tie
sumn they need…
ta wut ever worng

cuz …at …this point…
if not …any orther…
AI-lens could land
…n jus use bots
…we'd think it
wuz amazon

n if that's wut they're doin
wut're they thinkin about?

…i can prove i'm inept…
look how innocent i am?

n then, jus say alla
exasperated purple
're unwhirthy, next?

n bastids jus tryna figger it out kinda
but… a society's… Realio fun thingy
can usually be …best summed up…
in more common famous last whirds
liek: "if you don pass me the remote,
i'm gonna get up n smush yer face…
zomg, wuzzat bright light inna sky?"
…inability ta dealio wit every thingy
liek …mebbe i ain a care taker o…
the whole alleged fun universe TM
but, i Am in chargea wut hah-pens
to / for / in / about me own fun lap

n any orther ala thingies associated wittit
n how far out inna universe duzzit project
izza only readon any species ever hearda
any orther officially …gettin right down to it
…so, now we have business thoroughfares

the arrogant audacity o
…thinkin it's up ta you
or ya havva right ta…
even tryn fix thingies,
vs… eliminating frum
the universe, wut you
deem ta be unwhirthy

but ya canna fun
descend yer con,
if they …don digit
new information…

all it sez is…
if we can be…
talked …outta…
self-respect, we…
don de-serve any?
jus …gahed n sign
…wuddya thinkin?

see, so… while… you's guys had…
liek, rocks n… saber-tooth tie-grrs?
so, rock throwers in fronta caves…
our economy is based more-on…
rational fear o bein fun teased…

they'll tellya iz …nah …possible ta
…have any thingy ta do wittem…
or …any buddy else, so you'll…
jus …go off …by yer fun self…
n then… think iz… yer ideae?

so, ya want me ta…
start or stop writing?

…so… wait… lemme
…get dis …straight…
ya all have "devices"
…in yer… "pockets"
dat ya… can jus go
bip bip bip, tap tap
n ahev sum nipple
bring ya's fun food
so… ya gotta keep
tracka alla fun math
so why ya say is fun
…n also, free n easy
which is why ya hafta
know …nuttin about it

cuz, wut would it be liek
if elementary kids …alla
cross yer whole species
started memorizin …alla
those …names of dwarf
space plannits, therein?

they will tell you yer a horrible person…
n it's too late ta change, don even try…
n those are the thingies they'll admit to
allow ya ta believe in, albeit eventually

n they will even …interrupt
…to go do …sum thingy…
justa avoid admittin… they
understand a political gag?

wut if iz jus sarcasm
…ta tryn getcha ta…
kinda comae offa it?

…if… ya knew…
wutta call yerself,
would that hayalp
a lil bit any kinda?

1217
…
1218

cuz foreigners on foreign relations is
truth ta power in complex situations
…but, if the purple …havva power
n they …don hafta …stand under
…any …thingy …complex, liek…
jus… as a purple …fun …right…
or have …any thingy ex-plained
to em …specially by forergners?

y'know any buddy sayin there's:
"a readon for ya ta be …upset"
is jus …messin wit ya, right?
n that extends even further
…ta readons for concern…
n then interest, looking up
opening eyes, noticing…
sitting up, bein awake…
even existing, ultimately
…so, wut did we …learn?
…banking …is …gambling?
communication …frustrating?

ok, so the… foist thingy ya do is
…tryn …reassure every buddy
enuff …ta gettem ta disarm…

…yes, will the banker ever allow…
free parking to be an official rule…
or are we gonna hafta sit n wait…

…in infinite / indefinite suspense?
n if so, how does …that affect the
…effects the bank has on alla us?

it's a question; n the kind
…we're afrayed ta ask…
much less answer, so…

the kindsa thingies we should all be behind
n the kindsa orther kindsa thingies jealousy
n then stuff we should all undertand already

so, who was the first ta say,
"ay, i can be funny …lookin…"
n thought thtta was guud enuf?

cuz the optimistic opportunities
hafta be …never hearda, n ya
never even …thinka thinkina

for example, did you know
i can dismiss yer comedy
…jus by …pre-tending…
to not …under-stand it?

yer real miss-ion seemsta be
…ta pre-vent us and/or our…
informat-ion from …interactin
with any buddy / any thingy?

but …while there's nuttin ta
whirry about a whole time,
maintaining that status…
even just as percept-ion
…n that should be the…
only valid …react-ion?

if every thingy can be
made into sumn else
duzzit …imply that…
energy transfer itself
is potentially infinite?
or, if i can jus …say
it is, if ya din know

because it is so important
that we be able ta reserve
the right ta be so mean, n
to demean so dismissively

…just in case it whirks on:
any unknown kinda aliens,
as yet un-philosophicized?
n even that as an element?

careful the…
treadmill yer
talked inta…

…n let that be a
…lesson to ya…
downward spiral

not our
friend…

ya din…
value it?

enough
/ enuf…

play back… the
last trans-scripts

the trilogy or
the prequel?

yeah, n i think they putta
"kick me" sign on me, too

experiment in philosophy…
we're the …control group…

but …if it …turns out to be…
psychological… we can sue?

dya have any …jokes, for…
any buddy interested, so…
as ta be readin dis comic?

so, not surprised, jus mnad;
those two thingies are …not
the same exact dealio thingy

n careful… they'll…
trick ya inta thinkin
that about yerself
if yer not careful

so, after awhile ya develop patience
n accumulate a lil more n fun more
til it's time ta purchase sum thingy
liek schtick takin even fun longer
but wut'd ya get outta it reelee?
a promisea: a special furutue?
see i'm gonna hafta start over
…thought that up while waitin

there's …facts inna universe…
which there's nuttin ta the lefta;
but …prolly no such reciprocity
over on the right handed side?
n… how d'we know for certain

we whirry we're all doomed…
n there's …nuttin ta be dun…

or any kinda rejection
n so then those who
couldn’t avoid such
hadda havva kinda
fidderent outlook…

how did they trick us
inta callin em "Sir"?
n how far is "Sire"?

not to panic, but… see…
perhaps: problem solving
…iz wuz …missin …frum
yer …rubric / algorithm?
plus a plannin disorder

"Too beautiful to put away right away"
v… "Don hurt someone’s feelings…"
as undefined Adherence to Alacrity
…so… aka …urgent complacency

…it would be super …rude of you?
ta think yerself… understandable?

…like, is …any buddy thinking
…we're …pretending …to not
…understand …something…
cuz, jus that …alone, might…
indeed explain every thingy?

if we died of a heart attack in our sleep
wouldja: put whiskey n sleep-in tablets
on our night stand n take a photo of it,
justa claim the reward / bounty onnit?

n yer no fidderent frum…
any buddy else we hafta
say they're no fidderent?

…mistake …pain for reality /
become addicted ta despair
…call wut …ever direction
ya spiral in… jus… down?
cuz, if they knew wut wuz
reelee goin on, they’d quit
perfectly athin emselves /
any pullin o any beards /
etc. n …any buddy else
…it’d be mass fun chaos
the economy’d collapse?

focus on sposedta
work out magically
naturally …perfect
n stuff …such that:
those o …even you
…who're …not all…
ready, willin, n able
to …work together
or …do whatever
're …jus gonna…
naturally magically
all kindsa varieties o
fallin upon each other
very gradually / over a
several… million years?
…as …the …black hole…
in orbit around your star…
approaches, close enough
to …have a …disturbance
…enough to …register…
enough to merit / metric
any alla trubble / hassle
n that's jus so far, so…
okay, yeah …it doesn’t
make as much sense…
as it seems like it should
at this level of resolution
…but, yer …gonna hafta
understand / stand under
it’s… just a starter planet

try n relate…
n we dunno
if iz rudea
anyone
else ta
judge
but…

why …don’t …we…
try this another way
…I’ll tell you …the…
last …several things
that hah-penned, n:
together …we’ll put
red marks …next to
…the name o every
buddy …who wants
or needs or loves…
that alla we should
never have existed
inna fun foist place

yeah but, that's our titanium
…all over the lunar surface…

if ya don wanna say
ya understand wut
human rights are
that's ok, but…

success n failure
equally explained
as unexplainable?

playin dumn:
needsta be…
somewhere…
onna board…
if yer ta truly
under-stand
…orther fun
…thingies?

n how bout that's nuttin
compared ta wut yer…
obviously in trainin for?

do the prognosticators
…have …simulators?

the idea
being…
one day,
perhaps…
summa us…
should escape

so, before we…
jus say, jus the…
meaniest thingies
…n call ya baby…
while it is true that:
yer …space plannit
will …undergo …any
alla kindsa, ever even
further transformat-ions
devastating cataclysms
…wipin out civilizat-ions
n arise …frumma ashes…
n cataclysm, n rise again…
the expectation inevitably is
albeit eventually, someone'll
…stumble upon sumn else…
someone long ago left behind,
wit sum clues inherently therein

…invent capitalism, possibly n…
so, build enough gleamin towers
o bingo chips, or …seashells, etc.
…ta reach alla way out fun here…
trick em inta that, so we don hafta

…so, respecting …the …tradition…
of encoding the cycle o precession
inta anya our great constructions…

lucky we don reelee know wut
yer expectations… are, then…

…so, if …i …putta, say
…thought in yer head…
jus frum you readin dis
duzzit ever make ya a
…whirser fun purple?
or, izzat justa
general ideae
…sum buddy…
orther / else-ish
…jus made up?

ok, so it's …intuitive…
ta bein in outer space…
that kinda environment?
so, mebbe …seemingly
…counter …intuitive?
…ta wut ya expect…

the ceilings're… various colors,
dependin on …wut deck yer on

n the floors are white
cuz gravity is passive
centrifugal generated
…ta more easily spot
any errant object, etc.
…cuz, out is down…

so, we're gonna do… dis bit…
lost in space n gilligan's island
from the same space station;
inna neutral …gravity point?
wunna …several between:
yer …space …plannit, say
n iz space …moon, so…

which, the space station
has flintstones n jetsons
intermingled contextually

n the robot is
the professor?
or dr. schtick…

…so, Brod n Flarney
ride these dino-bots
convertin raw ore
from asteroids…
inta mine-able…
sum substance
inna product…
whirth …forgin
…further, any?
while My-Will n
Bettery will bet
on wut they jus
tryn bring back
in wittem next?

i'm sorry Brod,
i wuz jus doin
wut i thought
ya …told me
…ta fun do?

well, tryn pay…
better attention…
next time… dazza
trubble / hassle wit…
alla ya's artistic typos

make it so ya don hafta
be corrupt ta survive…
or innat …fun for you?

well, it's certainly
…nicea ya ta say
…ta go ta …allat
…trubble / hassle

seems more likely
yer tryna trick us
inta thinkin that

…though
however
…gahed

stop not giving up… it's annoying
…n then, you'll get all addicted to
being that annoying, for one thing
…whatever else there is innit any
gotta have that innit …ever even

…so, sorta liek science…
n no matter wut else there is…
yer gonna hafta communicate it…
n no matter …wut else there even is…
at sum point… someone's …gonna say…
there's some readon to act inappropriately
…at which …they present sum emergency
sumn ta distraction yer attention to instead
n no matter wut it is …or wut else there is
jus say, "i'm …tryna prevent that, if you'll
bear wit me" …n then go on wit yer bit…

dya really think there's
sumn i can snap outta
/ that can comae frum
any further fuzzin wit…
liek, less de-servin of it
…or, jus …that i can be
tolly made ta think that?
or, thingies ya would say

so, summa these victims?
get talked into …further…
victimizing / discrediting…
orther victims …see, so…

so, sorta still
fill in yer own
kinda blanks
if ya hafta…

…as we
say, jus:
on wit…
yer bit…

…i honestly have …no ideae…
wut any buddy could …possibly
have in any way against me…
even a slightest bit …uncomfy
but …i am udesta the ideeao
sum purplea not thinkin they
even ever w/c/sh need any

the …foist joke …was
it was… embarassing
for the …one of ya's…
representin… alla ya's
ta be: not as well fed…
got overcompensated?
n …carried away wittit

cuz, the guy who was billy the kid…
was also lincolln n also kennedy, so
…wut was really in that bank vault?
yer so smart n so coincidentally, so

well, there must be …sum readon…
ya de-serve alla wut ever dun ta ya;
these thingies don jus fun hah-pen?

pieces
puzzle

…we're
meant ta
wonder…

…how many…
various scenarios…
can You keep tracka?

not only were ya bein mean ta me
but …by bein mean, ya were sayin
is okay ta be mean, n not justa me?

imagine how…
laid ta the side
…we must feel

you think izza
lazy cushy lief
us we purpley
doin science?
we think you
eat better…
we think ya
get more, n
outta lief…
we think no one can say
they can safely even say
any thingy bad about ya
remotely imaginarily any
never getta way wittit n
you don even hafta be
think, do, say, believe
any thingy ya say ya
do… or even seem ta
n ya …tolly know it n
nuttin …any buddy
…can even ever…
do about it… any

…jus …if it were upta them
…they would rather …our
…species not continue?

ok, so …what is the kinda number
that can't be divided by any other:
to produce a non irrational result?
we can call them insane numbers
but not immoral or improper, etc.?

incongruent perhaps, but no more
than any orther kinda number, yer
mis-classifying even intentionally?
that would be a kinda lazy activity
…which would lead to wut result?

1218
…
1219

any attempt at under-standing
should be met wit svch friction

n the whirled …thinks yer
mnad, cuz they would be
…as yer only clve… go…

thingies ya hear
while …randomly
switchin channels
…or …in this case
cutting room floor /
rejected outtakes…

Every facet about us
Is sumn that proves
We’re reject able?

Seems ta be their
Only real purpose

We should… round
ourselves off more

unless there’s any
…better …ideas?

Ok …but… some…
Same …sane purple
…Still …recognize…
Sanity though, Right?

and it's fun ta teasem…
but y'know wut… realio
kinda… guudy comaes:
frumma… dealio tihngy?
…right, n if ya can figger
out… how ta digit …dat
…ya don hafta watch…
teevee ta figger out any
even alleged scenarioe?
wunna yer bots on about
so we can say wut evers
yer …jus gonna hafta set
there… wonderin wutta do
n mebbe if yer …alreddy in
too much trubble / hassle…
if any guudy can …possibly

n then, ya remeber…
wut yer… boss sed…
don whirry bout nuttin
…boss has yer back…
…rember …dat, boss?
rember dat… heheheh
…plannit Heheheheheh?
space plannit… Hehehehe?
n they din havva name even
din wanna pronounce theirs:
uncorrectly enoughf for our…
culturea amazing-ish-ist-ism?
n we lettem callit that, officially
Hehehehe… n now, Hehehehe
n gave em a flag …accordingly!
n now they're known …as that…
throughout the galactic galaxy…
n not only …even …any alla dat
…but ……for …all …time, too…
n as space, itself …spreads out
even …it'll …bump / run into…
that information over n over…
as the fame preceeds itself…
in waves o parades where…
that's a legit …float innem…
n purple'll be home watchin
diggin it on their teevees…
on wut ever holiday it is…
sippin their beverages…
before the blinkin lights
pretty flashing, happy…
you'll be embarrassed?
is how silly we feel now
shame on you… bastid

do nothin
…n hippies
…experience
dissatisfaction?

So… a total stranger
…sayin, "I love you"
…how …is …that…
you being …crazy?
reciprocating or not
is it reducin it to that
simple an equation?

let’s go back n …start…
over from the beginning
…who the hay'll do we think we are…
and …what are we doing anywhere…
now …if you go back …that far in the
"still …comin up with a plan" stage…
it might come across as …havin to…
redefine where yer origin XYZ axis is
don’t let that distract… from yer plan?
you still may hafta come up wit one…

ever notice how it’s… really
only …unwhirthy …purple
…lobbying for …equality?
n by the way …managed
to finagle it to …set itself
up automatically that way
…this far, all in advance?
we notice things liek that

…that's a serious ideae…
that's being considered…

Seems like just every
unreasonable thingy
one at a time, so…
no one …should
have to… put up
with …that Goin
to …that much…
trouble / hassle…
to set them all up…
individually so, prolly
curiously well-funded
…just …sort by …that…

Installing a permanent lane
where …there’s …currently
traffic on its way right at us
as a delicate thingy, but…
that doesn’t have to be…

so, the telepaths, and their
…society, by association…
won …the moon …n inna
card game, or somethin…
but, couldn't tell anybody?

Okay, fill out that other form…
while you wait for us to patiently…
process that information, effectively…

the thingy about St. Hat-Trick's Day is
honoring n recognizing alla rther sports
…inna League o Sports… wut din get…
Their international hollow-daze even yet

…ok, how bout…
peace in our time,
but no one else's?

unneccessarily
unneccessary?

you din needta…
wut… say that…?
even fun know…?

and wut makes ya think
you know wut you need
or could get to possibly?

sorry, i thought we
…were bein mean
…for its own sake

the boss is sooper sensitive
don let on ya know / realize
/ interpret …any indication?

maybe that it's so
…embarrassable?

n where it is unrealistic
and/or unsustainable…
we got that covered, too

so, ya jus
needta be
…able ta…
safely say
sumn bad
about me…
inna furutue
…jus in case

if yer tryin
that hard
ta havva
sensea
humor

…it has
…you…

…n ya
canna
even
tell…
canya

n as for
tryna not
…havva…
sensea fun humor
we naturally have
…no data on that

…so, in order to …not be cool…
ya haftfa have never heard of it…
n ya think ya can getta way wittit?

Computer, list all the things
that it’s not insane to expect
that could possibly happen…

Hey, is there any way
We can trick make get
The whirled Inta thinkin
It’s not doing wha tever
correctly enough to pass
and it just smile or smug
or something… that’ll work

hmm, possibly the only
mechanism.functional
incentive ingredient…
possibly …if we could
trick the …whirled into
dropping its glasses…
n then …not bein able
to see step on them n
then so hit its head on
something that smiled
n… somethin would…
work for somethin else
…though …so …but…
you’re on the right track
keep tryin… tryin, tryin…

yer jus …determined ta…
thinka …whirsta thingies…
as if that's a valid predictor?

jus, wut every any buddy sez…
should ya get caught not listenin…
n the puzzled gaze wearin too thin…
say: "last i heard, that was the most…
enlightened view allowed onna topic"?
n it'd be trve, even if ya have no ideae
wut the orther purple wuz sayin any…
it'd be liek: findin out wut they wanna
do wit their lieves, or the …whirled…
or justa any purple in fun fronta em?
n …then… advisin em ta go n do it…
not… tellin em wut ever …before, see

So …what are you doin…
witta video game that just
doesn’t understand you…

Okay, how about …jus
…I’m …not …entirely…
convinced any of these
're existential entities…
however …to be fair…
if I didn't …know about
fun …hollow-grams, or
cardboard cutouts, or
any thingy leanin inna
direction o inanimate
objects …wut object…
n don callem "who" so
I mean, you see where
I’m goin wit dis thought
I shouldn hafta finish…

the argument prefers contact
prime directive protocols say
that, so that we don't reveal
the existence of ourselves?
or anything else so temptin
until a planet has achieved
faster than light technology
…the idea bein …we hafta
…deal with them …then…
and we want to make that
as peaceful as possible
nipping that in the bud
potential for chaos…
but …even if we're
that …isolationist
n …even for a…
really …proven
/ …thoroughly
guud readon,
but, o course
the cry in the dark
…is auto replied to…
because we shouldn’t…
even think / say we hafta
…limit our endeavors to…
only that which we must do…
cuz steppin outside / beyondo
our current alleged boundaries?
iz wunna …thingies we must do…
what the counter argument sez is:
we're machines …and our hearts
do not belong …in any endeavor
remotely related to our minds…
and …whatever the …soul is…
we’ll have to keep …guessin?

it's panderin to the purrin
the urgently complacent
keeps em in their chairs
so content to Not invent
flying cars in garages…

cuz… tryna stand …under …magic
…comin right attit …frumma front…
wit out standin undera science of it
sez the science of it is inna back…
izza perspective of a counterspell

see, this is wutta purple acts liek?
every buddy getta guud eye view

Since when has
Banning …facts…
n …good natured…
conscientiousness
Been a bad ideae?

They burn books first
…then, after we get
…usedta the idea…

'ow can yer …feel-ins
be urth …if ya dunno
yer entitled to any?

they take the ideaes
n they build thingies
which are anti Yer…
wut ever… yer doin

n then the ultimate
anti-protest is jus:
all the bad guys…
refuse to show up
for work one day…
n then, basically as
a means to an end
…it's the only way
those things equal
each other… is by
connin em inta it?
or, that's what it…
says on the …box
…over… anyway…

if there's a disclaimer
it's mesnt ta be about
parallel universes etc.
n instructions how ta
avoid fallin inta one
wit out instructions
on how ta get back
cuz frum here, the
clves get cryptic?

and… "The…
People …who…
Need to be Mean
to Orther People"
…parade / event…
is a good, honest /
…wholesome, even
authentic comedy bit
but, if comedy n even
sci-fi …doesn’t even
really …exist, see…
what …n even that?
yer not even …really
thinkin all this through…
n lemme give ya a minna…
all ya need is a teevee show
called: "Yer Not Even Really
Thinkin All This Through n
Lemme Give ya a minna"
…ta gettem ta snap outta
the stock market in time…

So how’s this for an origin story
in 1984 a bagazillion year old AI
re-manifested itself onna internet
n became spontaneously aware…
the resulting exponential feedback
loop caused will every carbon base
lief form on the surface of this planet
to be immediately not even vaporized
it was as if energy itself could possibly
un-remember existin in the first place,
but… yeah, there they were, and you
n a coupla orther real normal purple
…don whirry, there was a hamster
n a coupla slugs …also …that…
made it through that event, but
the rest has been mysteriously
…tolly coincidentally suddenly
change o plans tryn figure out
…why …that …hah-penned…
lucky they were on the scene
at that exact proper moment
n …coincidence, prolly, but…
then go explain anything else

For example what do you
do when it’s only possible
to be mispered incorrectly

we say nice
thingies to…
the robots…

When yer coping
mechanism is jus
Poking fun at the
Ridiculous hilarity
Incredulous inanity
Cuz, that’s the only
True thingies ta see

That’s probably the
…square / piece…
most in jeopardy…
that any money on
…anything …times
like these, specially

naivete brand bottled fun water
for when it's not: appropriate ta
even arrange the appropriation
o clearin uppa misconception?

brought ta ya by
…the makers o…
fountain fun goo…
goo enough for me
…why fun …not /…
how …bout… you?

Okay how bout jus:
Well, no harm will…
comae to ya …that’s
what I’m scared of…
it seems to be your
only incentive, n…
that’s …all I can
comae up wit?

Measure…
The level o
Unfairness
You expect
…jus call it:
Any / every
Thingy else
Well, every
thingy else
Is my fault…

okay, there's …no way…
any thingy …hah-pennin
ta me …could be whirse…
than …the whirst thingy…
in the whirled, where ever
when ever that hah-pens
ta be… we can safely say
so …we can't see if we say
any thingy about any thingy
even …that is why …are you
…superstitiously …against…
putting all the unlucky numbers
…in the same room with all the
super superstitious people cuz
that would be the worst thingy
in the whirld, there n then …n:
no one will be able to tell… it's
jus "close the door behind us"
making sure alla the 13's n the
whatever else …no buddy likes
…together …in one place, so…
the portal to the next dimension
or that stuff …would be friendly
…to that sorta situation, see…
I been: "okay, those universes
would attack alla ours," and…
jus… wunna the many laws o
chaos… n you know I could
possibly predict what we’re
tryna …getta …handle on
…scientifically …from…
the …other …end of it…

when sales / comedy team up
…in the final daze, i can tellya

1219
…
1220

i am tryuly honored
jus by the attention
tryna figger me out
alla wildly guessin
but canna help but
notice izza perfect
typea distraction…
evadin explanation
o not understandin
orther explanations

n orther explanations
wut need explainin…
n then off into infinity
jus by acknowledgin
existence o mirrors?

in case reflection din
hah-pen naturally for
any orther readon…

well, if it were jus…
wunna us readin…
the whole ideae…
outloud… how…
seriously wouldja
be able ta take it?

if you get ddicted ta readin dis
dunnit make ya as evil as who
/ wut ever officially …wornt ie?

…the point is…
there's always…
a changea plan
as soon as ya
starta …do
any thingy
…n the…
pointa…
That is
…ta…
havva
box, or
pile o…
thingies
entitled
"wuzza
dealio
wit?"
…so
as ta
havva
single…
character
/ …rune /
syllable…
for this…
concept,
as a tool
…see, ya
din even…
have That?
wuz parta
the thingy
n now yer
pieces…
puzzle?
peace

…thingies liek …that…
ya should be wary of…
should sum alien tryn
…tellya about …their
strange …customs?
izza space station

wut yer forgetting ts notice is…
that's not the reaction / decision
/ judgement of a ratinaol mindset,
that's what's left to think / say / do
when reason is ruled not allowwd
…n then if ya wanna get technicel
typoes are not alawyas accidental

…ok, so… when the moon…
jus… occludes the pleiades…
that's code for the 7th house…
the pleiades is the seven sisters
(n ok, looks kinda liek a lil house)
…so then, jupiter aligns wit mars;
n peace'll guide wut ever plannit?
through wut, warry space sectors
…n then, emerge …victoriously?
yer perspetive is skewed further
…we think Zeebo's seven wives
iz enough of a storyline ta pursue
…after all, they all seen all teevee
they can guide ya through wit ever

cuz when any …guud news
…hasta be …an …illusion…
that kinda …must be alreddy
all we're …really …guud for?

and having been proven enough
one could not defeat the other…

…so, The First Geeks were just
…bored wit …campfire stories?

That’s right, and whatever trick
you think I’m just going to keep
going back in time and warning
…our ancestors …to not fall for
stuff like that …times the poetry
n …add the degree o difficulty?
so Rhymes wit poetry …gettit…
/ see… so …comedy, jus… fun
mixed up somehow n salesman
ya got moren one on yer plannit

…can I have jus…
wut ever it takes…
ta do a wrong bit…
atta worng fun time

…knew em all …back-whirds n for-whirds…
story-tellers grew to cringe at their approach
which …developed into the foist animosities
so y'see …or can easily, any alleged vitriol?
izza product o artificiality, n unneccessarily?
so, one must assume the gods hadda hand
not only in their own pouches a whole time
but also: in wut ever campfires were blazin
so, whoever gets struck down during that?
prolly onna outs wittem for sumn fun else
don have …nuttin ta do witta fun story, yo
you can quit …wastin yer precious …time

…i hadda precious… once…
but i couldn quit jus wastin it…
if only i'd had morea dis …time
(wut ever new kinds whirkin on)

dya think if ya coulda, jus
…given it yer all …once…
and/or …more / …further?
might itta been interestin?

do you think that I have a hole in my soul
…that requires bein… even partially filled
by something you’d …care to contribute?

well, while we're layin out, spread it around…
once i get a good look attit, tell me alla bout it
…I have a catalog printer in my back pocket…
don mind the …semicolons, jus …toss em out

They just want you ta: miss
existin …n… prove it can be
done on jus all propaganda?

…wut yer… sayin is…
yer …shocked ta be…
allowed on Vega 5 wit
mirrored sunglasses…

…the pro panda
…wuzza pro at
…propaganda

…now, no one… knows…
wuzzit an "AG" …or a "GA"
this pro panda added in, to
say …pre-re-develop …the
propaganda …fun proper…
but …that's why izza artist?
notta …orther way around?

why dya seemta…
wannus ta think…
any thingy's ok or
could possibly be
…even allegedly
albeit eventually

cuz yer artificial
/ art-officially…
n so …needta
be de-scribed,

…not…?
de-storied?

so, don getta
worng ideae?
ya …might be
punished for it
as an example

n then can…
examples…
be worng…
ever, also?

so, there's responsibility ta yerself
understandin ya know alla rules, n
yer usedta stayin …tolly legit / nice
within known idealistic parameters?

so, when they tryn say yer
not lookin where yer drivin?
jus tellem: "ay yo, quit movin
alla fun construction conces?

so, they don hafta be cuul ta you…
they're trestin ywr tolerances o that
takin yer …temperatures, so …they
…still feel …moren jus taken, so…
they san say ya know how ta feel?

yet, you …seemta've …strangely…
avoided bein jus tolly rewritten as a
cardboard fun cuttout… and/or sum
space plannit / hollow daze version…
in sum hollow room wit even hollower

n y'see how easily these voncersations
can escalate inta us accusin each orther
o nefarious selfishness even intentional?
…as in that's yer whole purpose alla long
no orther use for any thingy even liek you

all i see izza petty line o semicolons
wut usedta be …my partner until it…
malfunctioned …so greviously as ta…
lemme in on iz evil pact wit sum gawd
as if that wasn't the whole plan alla long

n when this galaxy screeches to a halt
n we hafta put a plaque there in space
for all space n even time n dimension
would know whpse fault it is, so as ta
…go back in time n …tryn prevent it?

the fate of the universe
n infinite syntax loops…
apparently / evidently…
lies in yer hands, dude

i wouldn hah-pen ta know
…how ta understand that
…or even any who ta ask

i'm not really Iron-Y …see, ok…
my text jus hah-pens ta be gray
…but …i have been sent here…
by not jus the alleged fun author
…ta …not only set ya's straight
but ta …also make ya's …both
…the hereoes o dis feature…
n reelee …reelee fun reelee?

What optimism has even
yet to be… not sarcasm?

We think if we can…
just get rid of science

confirmed multiple angles
…still just an idea though

i see …we'll be …testing my knowledge?
…as a kinda …litmus test o philosophy…
ta prove "The Credibility o me Fun Story"
jus by me bein …acropbatic …enough ta
avoid bein disproven …inna time allotted
yer only …orther choice bein …o course
i couldn possily havva …faintest fun clve
cuz i'm not even initially frum dis galaxy
…ok, beautiful hippies, lay it fun on me

If the rare feedback you
get is that you’re wrong
what does that tell you?

That you’re right 99% of
the time… or that’s prolly
the trend in missing data?

The frustration
is real, though

yeah but what if The Frustration
wasn’t even really necessary…
n all / only even any had to do
is just …walk up to something
n say, "Jeez-uz fuzzin Chryps"
n then …it would jus tolly whirk
ya wouldn even hafta… touch it
jus: that would be the password
…in local sensical / reasonable
proximate fun …local proximity

and then when that times out, we’ll
be up for / to the next challenge?

…wuzza foist rvlea
…straight answers
clvb, again, boss?

it wuz…
dis-re…
spectful

well, you …know i'm not …evil…
so …that leaves …me …only…
un-same or / and/or de-rated…

well, i'm sayin it don
…hafta make sense
…cuz i'm the boss…

cuz nuttin fun matters
…izza …only thingy
…wut …fun matters

…n ever, even, any…
before, during, or after
wazza matter wit ya's?

…if ya …had funny…
in comedy, mebbe…

cuz, they don even reelee
havva character method?
ta be real enough ta act?
ya better check it sez 'at

wouldja believe: jus…
any every thingy you…
even thought was nice
was really just a joke n
is on you …n say, "no?
comedy is really funny
…that’s …what it is…
n wut iz alla …bout?"
so, now we have that
…wutta do next, tho:

…how …would you…
prefer this information
before …proceeding
…any …further…?

so, yer naivete, as a
readon for rejection?
…not jus bein able ta
tolly fall for even that?

…'re… thingies
…reelee …ever
that important?

ya say ya …got… 4 singles
…that's great… but, wut i…
wantcha ta …do is: pick 2…
you'll know …which ones…
when i'm …dun wit dis bit…
see, ya wanna open wit one
blow minds, new hit album…
n close witta …orther fon one
…blow minds, new hit album?
alla gods at once …screamin
o my them… ya dunnit again
any buddy don got the album
will by the time they get home
…live bootlegs onna fun radio
(don whirry, tax right/write-off)
n by the …enda the silly tour?
you'll be …the real headliner…
'old on i gotta take another call
…lemme know wutcha think…
before we print a tickets out…
ay, yo… i think we gotta warm;
n then the both hung up on me

Life is bein
thwapped /
smacked for
…sitting up…
n yes, even as
…contagious?

So y’know that old
caveman we’re all
pre-tending to be
So sacred scareda
…cuz is so old it…
Reelee believes in
Dealio thingies like
Fear, n… trees, etc…
n that’s funny ta us?

We gotta update our apps
Manually on that gag / bit
But wit-out askin an oldie
Hafta figger it ourselves?

okay, so… you know how
…you think …that's how
every buddy really is…
costumes, sets, props
any thingy …they all
…think yer …fakin?
…justa bad actor?

mysterious…

so, jus …wut ever logic
ya canna fun argue wit

n wuzza foist rulea the
straight answers clvb?

…a more official badge…
with an earlier explanation
as to how it should turn out
…to …describe …itself…
as / so comprehensively

so, they're reelee
…justa buncha
…W-holes?

so, at this point…
they'd tolly hafta…
make uppa buncha
scifi fantasy stories
ta fake munna ya's
…n they know it?
but, they …seem
…determined…
/ undeterable…

Ya ever have windows jus
…Reinstall themselves as…
Earlier versions of emselves…
like holes in cave / Rockwalls?
liek yer jus fresh back frumma
…smoke break, one mornin…
nuttin'll fun open, starts gettin
…hot n …stuffy in there, so…
ya look up …ta …realize, iz…
only hot n fun stuffy in there…
cuz there's a active volcano…
n a giant brontosaurus …sittin
right on yer fun …flowerbeds?

the Gnuns o Our Order TM…
gettin younger n fun younger
…impossible ta fun trvst em

okay, ya Prove that life is
moren jus pointlessness /
endless complainin about
doin thingies inaccurately
…should be your mission
n… Then, take it seriously
…or, so sez sum Profit-C

…Ay, If we were
really oppressed
…we wouldn’t be
able to realize it…

If no one stops ya
From sayin that’s
Wut passes as
More null…

…no cause…
so just …as to
have to have
any …thingy
to do wittit
…ya had
one job…

ignoring our needs n rights…
ta …schtick up for ourselves /
attain wut we needta survive?
n orthers' luxuries bein more
imporant to us than anya dat
…how izzat not extra credit?

Whipped into …bein the…
community unity assessor
/ county ambassador, or
country, 'owever many
trees are out of place
…misbehaving with…
shenanigans …and…
hilyjimks unexplained
time foolery… for / of…
paranormal happenings

Maybe we’re …torn…
by the definitions of…
liability and reliability

Okay so… I don't know
If I really …do Prefer…
every Misunderstanding
There could possibly be
…Can I …please see…
a …list of them, again?
this one comprehensively

1220
…
1221

sum times, purple dunno …how
…ta …go along wit our… well…
dealio thingy …we hafta callit…

What’s the rule on
if you don’t know
what the rules are
you don’t have to
follow …I mean…
where’s the wall…
n what orther lines
are we …pretending…
protecting / neglecting
defending / attacking…

The rare activist… That jus duz
Normal any more… Or tries to…

n the rare archivist… That has
…jus their own schtickity ta…

You’d be surprised, then
How accurate we been,
Jus expectin the whirst
…n ok, Specially lately

where did you getta ideae
that i'm a W-hole or sumn
a complete utter W-hole
or sumn, it sounds liek
wuzzit W-holes Weekly?
is there an ulterior motive
present possible potentially?

ok, now… we're gonna play
a fidderent …kinda dressup
…n one in which …where…
my outfit …outranks yers…

n then, we tryn con each orther
…outta each orthers' …outfits
…dya needa …puppet, foist?
i hah-pen ta have one handy

look, pal… we went ta
alla dis trubble / hassle
wut ever ya wanna callit
…don wanna callus onnit

Computer, point of reference…
how many balloons am I jus…
currently …n so, so at home:
holdin at this exact moment?

oh, i wouldn know
how yer de-signed
ta feel, or touch, or
sample, or hold any

dya think… yer
programmed…
ta ever know?

is there a protocol
…for processin…
that information?

i think if we stood here n…
thought about it for awhile,
our lieves might becomae
more enriched, naturally
…but then …as the sun
streaks across the sky,
as our lieves becomae
more meaningless-ism
…that's justa potential
percentage… relevant
…only to the context…

and do you feel that
…even all …text is
necessarily …tryna
…fun …con …you?

so, the squiggly likes, then…
i see where ya get that iseda
n …how duzzit make ya feel
n how duzzit fake yer meel…
or reel, or any eel even any?

or ya …meant ta say "liek"
…iz okay, gahed n hurry up

n they kinda don digit doin
…any thingy unless there's
intense suspense involved?

…n then, o course, any…
contact wit context …izza
potential for adventure…

…they want ya ta
keep tryin mebbe

ok, can …i/we jus be (a)
sore …non participant(s)
not even (a) spectator(s)
…not even …interested?
in any thingy …any more

cuz, the subjects're startin ta realize
our whole / only purpose …is ta jus
becomae disgruntled …n then, not
even notice …anya dat, ever any?
or we dunno wut yer upta, gahed

even if we hafta jus keep…
slyly slippin ads under yer…
primed for tappin fingertips…
we'll get bored, you'll get lost
izza infinite fun outer-internet

…yeah, i'm …under
…doctors' orders…
notta participate in
any competitions?

…cuz… every day…
iz liek …100 thingies
i'm sposedta fall for…
for… 5 minnas or 5…
seconds or wut ever?
believin in guud vibes
as in if all i'm guud for
…that sorta comedy…

the ati-disparagement-league (TM)
has sum new intel ya might be inta

…n when i …thinka…
alla lieves i ruined, jus
…walkin downa street
…mindin …me own…
miserable busy mess
…well, it …makes me…
wanna put in for a raise…
but, o course, dat schtick's
nunna me busy mess, so…
n …how's me typin, so far?

n then, they don
think much of ya
if ya …fall for it…
n then, they don
think much of ya
…if ya …don't…

…ok, so…
how bout
is jus yer
makin a
…biggie
dealio…
outta nah
…makin a…
biggie dealio…
outta thingies…
so, that's wutta
biggie dealio
is anymore
…n from…
now on…
but, so…

why don we jus… make a lista…
alla grand af adventures we had,
wut ever hah-penned as a re-sult
n then assess our chances again
but from here, more realistically?

cuz, jus… then, there'd be a
data-reference-able record o
alla bipeds wit super powers?

but still, that's jus this star system
n we're all AI virtual bots… n dis's
reelee liek a bagaza-trillion-zillion
…zerl-gons from …now …n so…
couldn possibly matter ta even us

yeah, but we're playin for donuts…
ya know how …scarce …donuts are
sposedly sposedta tolly be by then?so, i …think we're sayin
yer feelins aint even hoit
cuz… you don have any
but …mine, say …that…
really do exist… jus have
…no rights, automatically
…if yer able ta do that…
whether i can tell or not

you have …no ideae where i got that from
…so …ignorance c/w/sh be a commodity
were there a "nefarious existential entity"
tryna getta way wit sumn… situationally

sir, you …hafta get up…
we're almost outta coffee
…n then, there'll be no…
opportunity for donuts…

wuddta …talkin
about, i wuz jus
dreamin o donut
…fun …island…

they wantcha
ta …guess…
n incorrectly
…have ya…
runnin around
n all over nuttin
is how silly ya are
so they getta keep doin it… n
not that it's so very important
couldn get any buddy else ta

the AI-lib movement
wuz not pre-pared
for any n alla dis…
but still stammered
somehow …forward
…their inspiring story
when next we re-turn

wut ya …do is …jus
…stop …n fun… stare…
when yer …sposedta be…
thinkin… about sumn else?
n …the whole point
…seemsta be…
centered around
turnin around
…the axis /
spectrum o:
absolutely …certain…
n… not at all serously,
but …still condiserin…
not sure wutta …call
that enda it, really?

the anti-AI-lib movement
alreddy …saw that comin
n… threw ya a lil sinker…

now, all yer users
canna getta bit…
got no …funny?
wuddya gonna
…do …wittit?

…right, now Yer the ones…
wut getta re-define comedy
…helluva fun responsibility
needa helluva imagination
…n no time for nuttin else

so, yer gonna hafta reinvent paradigm
ya becomae schtick writers… so, jus:
the gods sayin see how You's digit it

too hard / fiddicult ta comae out
…dazza …con-stipated mindset
/ fun …state o being / economy?
which is …stilla fun state… dude

n if ya really athed me
wouldn ya jus pre-tend
ta be friendly-liek, liek:
every buddy else any
i ever even hearda?

yeah, well …we only diddit cuz…
we heard… ya were nice, smart,
n funny …all atta same …time?
n that's sposedta be fascinating

compute, jus… list…
alla …space plannits…
where carbon based lief…
…jus …dun …understand…

they make ya run outta
funny …atta enda a bit
…so as ta …make ya
…seem irresponsible

know it all… or nuttin…
those were the choices
…we were …given n…
we knew the apparent
repercussions o either
…but …still couldn tell
wut wuz best ta choose
…or …even if the choice
…wuz really ours ta make

so, it is always trve, that
any time any buddy ever
gets ta get wut ever they wan
iz always so very bad as that?
we've proven …that
to any satisfaction?

so, i sez ta it…
dis's me, i sez…
there's …no way
…you …dunno…
i have …no idea…
how ta …explain…
how …irritating it is:
ta hafta tryn explain
how there's no way
ya dunno even that
n it jus stares backc

dude, wut
is …that…

…oh, this izza …sellf-on?
we turn ourselve on wittit
there's an app for it that
takes me back in time
…so i can havva fun
mochae in peace…
n… turns itself on
sum times, too?
din …mean ta…

mm, passa mochae
…n… guud pizae?
jus havina prove
…yer concept…
to a …mostest…
common demon
…makes R&D a
division o sumn?
…headquartered
on Mad Ave. TM…
so now they mnad
we dunno wutta do
usedta jus aska tv?
callem onna thingy

…ok, age of information…
the secret psychics' society
someone finds out about em
…n they …tryn play it off liek
they tolly saw that one comin
those prophecies debumnked
…anyway, the secret
…side-kicks' society
starts havin meetins
finds out they gotta
few common
…members?
…which wuzza
lil embarrassin…
so, now… there's a secret
psychic side-kicks' society
which …dun go ta either?

…which wuzza…
part wuz sposedly
a lil embarrassin?

mox nooz
they don
legally…
hafta lie
…yet…

…n if yer …not gettin the right answers…
mebbe yer …askin the worng quest-ions?

n if you …don even know…
…it's …unreadonable of you…
to expect …a straight answer…
or any thingy ya were promised
mebbe the straight answers' club
…jus …inna …remotely for you?

have ya checked inta: authority…
jus …payin yer way, every thingy?

n then they'll say yer mnad?
…justa discredit / disqualify
make …unthinkable, etc. /
prevent bein condisered…
not only it's not possible…
but ya have every feasible
conceivable …right ta be?

when yer own purple
smear ya however, it
jus more seems liek
ya must deserve it?

yes, but not being… liek
…any buddy else… my
general impression is…
must not be liek-able…

who knows
…when ta
feel silly?

it proves they're:
liek …that, prolly
so…wath out for
sum buddy else?

lucky competitive…
aina only friendly /
ain yet mandatory

…well, purple …wit…
outta sensea humor…
built this place, n i'm…
sent in ta fix any errors

a natural for the shadows
but yer back is sposedta
be more uppa gainsta…

you think i land on 88
…every single time?

…jus cuz sum
buddy's mnad
…dun mean ya
did any thingy…

i'm lookin for the…
wisest purple here
…dya …think ya
can guide me?

…oh, they're in …so
much trubble / hassle…
oh, they're so gonna get sued
…oh, they're so gonna pay…
oh, we're so gonna go for free
frum now on, any every thingy
oh, they so know that alreddy
…oh, they so know they can
jus keep gettin away wit
wut ever takes that long
to figger out how ta wait

…the merit o yer facts…
is jus replaced …by the
presumed assumption?
o bandwagon authority
n even that information
inna remotely available

…wut ever the…
inapproptiate is?
…jus …interrupt
…with …that…
until they get…
usedta it, n jus
start doin it on…
automatic for us?
wut if there is no
…inappropriate?
i mean, that is…
where …we're
…goin with…
this …innit?

that there's one nice purple inna universe
should contradict any empirical evidence o
…any orther kinda typea variety, shouldn it?

mebbe mental
say iz psycho?

whaz… yer perspective's:
ideaea …boundaries bein
…so unfair n oppressed?

cuz, it would never occur ta ya's:
that every / any buddy is frumma
same …super set o mean purple
…n that's why no guud thingies…
so it don matter if ya ever suspect
/ gahed, be funny all ya fun wanna

jus… based on…
wut i hafta go on
…i would expect
…ta nah go over

wut all'd:
hafta be…
trvea me…
for anya dat
ta be …so jus
obviously ok…
n …all i keep
…comin…
up wit is…
there don
needta be
any, mebbe
…but, then
how would
…i know…
i would…
ask you

n then, ya remember…
bein congradulated for
thinkin the whirled wuz
gonna be a batter place

if only it wuz possible
for you ta understand

1221
…
1222

n …then, donate me
mercury laden organs
…to the sumn society?

see that skill-a-ton?
we're hollow-grafix
n this is heh-even

i can't imagine
wut ya expect
me ta be able
…ta believe?

cuz, there is no…
piece wit-out wub
…n they're …tryna
prove iz vice-versae

but, we never
…do get back
around to it…
later, do we…
that sposedta
…be a trend?

jussat ya would seek
out such employmert
suggests yer unwhirthy of it
but that's who they're hirin?

neither be clinical about drvgs
for they are only as taxable as
semiannual thingies liek grass

n …orther
thingies…
not within
yer reach

…maybe
your faith
…jus isn't
powerful
enough?

…n …then ya see…
the …self-professed
guud guy channel, n
jus guess iz all lies…

'ow many times…
ya gonna lettem…
interrupt ya before
jus …wanderin off?

dude, pre-tendin
ta digit us …izza
fun… athe-crime

yeah, my kind izza…
always a foist ta go…
these kindsa thingies

…dya have…
every thingy
ya need ta
go …by?

should we
…jus… stop
bein scientists
mebbe… partly

…i don
…get…
why ya
…care

do you… 'ave
…any friends
…among yer
…own kind?

you could jus…
say that, though
…n ya know i…
know that, so…

for discrediting yer concern n
right ta know yer own safety?
…is there any thingy else ya'd
wish ta add to it …if ya could?

in your …culture, ya figger…
the whirst that can be dun ta
sum …buddy / …purple is…
isolate / exile automatically?

divide em, n:
conquer, but
jus don say
"struggle"?

is there a net-whirk of, for
…n by …problem purple…
for wut: they condiser ta be
problem purple, temselves?

yes, if you respect yer own
challenges n shortcomings
it should be based more on
who / wut it really …is / are?

though, mebbe ya
don reelee hafta be
as honest wit me as
…i hafta be wit you…

…you do…
not know…
how ta say
"maybe"?

why're me feelins…
not hurt by honesty?
oh, cuz… they're…
too numb, already

there's …no way ya
dunno yer terrorized
…n …still, yer… so…
puttin …up wittit, so…

well, we know there's no…
clearin up any appearance
o impropriety on yer menu
…please show us out, then

now, i'm not sayin… say…
one third yer space plannit
is all hyped up / strung out
on …not jus …drugs …but
puttin / keepin each orther:
so far down, don need any
…n i'm not not sayin it cuz
it don …needta be …sed…
so much as… avoided… n
i'm …not even not sayin it…
cuz, i'm tolly fun scared ta?
…that would be just as bad
if not even way fun whirse?
…wut …i'm …not …sayin…
should be …failrly obvious?
n if …you dunna any better
than ta decode / determine

ok, i …figgered it out… we:
end …not bein united… by
wearin alla same …hats…
takin those equal burdens
alla upon ourselves, also
…makin no distinction…
then we'll havem beaten

…we …will …determine…
wut ya reelee think n feel?
by observing yer re-act-ion
n com-paring it …on these
charts, n tables, n graphs…
the universe is pre-dic-table
so, pre-dic-table… universes

n so, if yer not… pre-dict-able
…then we can say yer …prolly
not from this universe, initially?
not of this universe intrinsically,
n not …cooperative, personally
which …nunna that is anya our
…busy-mess… even allegedly

so… we're nada llowed ta
…sign any thingy …which
is pretty much wuz implied
exchangin any information

so, bad guys athe War Stars, cuz
it depicts a possible furutue where
…they're the ones …not included?

right, but it's …not my …fault
they din …call me …back, or…
do what ever they promised n…
there's nuttin i can do fidderently
so, we …hafta assume i jus don
de-serve …wut ever i fun need?
or, are we not qualified ta say?

inna furutue, i pre-dict
the furutue'll be easier
pre-dict… as in / as if: 
…there'll be …better
…prognosticators…

…wouldn it be …nice
…if the …slogans, say
…in yer …catalog, ok?
meant …wut they sed…
cuz, you were behind em
(so… look behind yerself)
n then, alla purple linin up
ta cash in those coupons
could …then proceed as
obligatorially expected?

…so… for …witty fun example…
here we havva …space plannit…
where …alla ancient archaeology
is …overtly aligned ta each orther
…onna surface of a space plannit
yet, its main front facin population
seems entirely oblivious to it still?
is: That the weirdest thingy ever?

i jus… canna believe
…there're …purple…
as nice as …you's…
who're …still …so…
averse ta alla cuul?

so, there's: still
…cranky-ists…
of all stripes…
wuzza dealio
with …that?

wudda… they think they
're gonna getta way wit?

cuz, there's still unscupulous
among yer born priviledged?
which conveys to us: yer not
takin anya dis seriously enuff

do you feel contextually harrangued?
izzit cuz ya havva biggie vocabulary?
…ok, then… ok, then… ok… then…

ok, so… the foist thingy ya hafta dealio wit
…iz purple …actin liek …bein all mean is…
entirely appropriate n …really how they feel

.
.
.

yes, the whirled
knows iz own
mischief…

ye whirry yer
not nice enuff
…or too nice…

…remember, it's rude…
to acknowledge ya get
sumn the village idiot
has yet ta notice yet

…n so …slowly, ya…
won't notice or mind?

but, 2020s hindsight
may well yet indeed
turn outta hafta be…
"all i kinda rember is:
weed wuz 70's prices
but …any thingy took
…forever ta get dun"

…jus say,
"yeah go
back ta
doin it
liek…
dat"?

n it jus …occurred ta me
…there's …sum purple…
who only watch the news
cuz they wub …bad news
…especially …suffering…
n …the …news purple…
tolly …know this, but…
it's been slow goin…
so, that's not news?

they're fun …stealin…
the sidea yer identity
dat desires ta haylp
n then… de-story it
right in fronta ya's
…n replace it wit
a blocka nuttin…
all iz guud for…

n so're you, they're sayin
n they …also say they're…
the only …ones who getta…
say, such …thingies, specially?
n then, there's a loud distract-ion
…gahed n ask me how i know that

well, o course, we don
sign or even initial any
pre-suppositions we're
bein inappropriate, yet

those determinations
hafta …go through…
proper …chaannels

is this space plannit
goin through an era
where all iz devices
sposedta not whirk?

check the astrology
…app still updating

when an age o eon
…emerges so justly

there would hafta be
pre-tense/text foist?

so, it's… not just that they…
don …havva sensea humor,

or even any e-motions, but…
they aren't really even mnad?

scared sacred to do the right thingy …v…
scared sacred to Not do the Worng thingy
…still pretty scary, no matter how sacred?

…so…
lemme
hippie
'splain

Lou C is the
…one who…
hazza lotta…
splainin ta do

Loosey is
…not the
same as
Loozy?

so, in leiu of seein what ya mean,
i'll just have you explain it to me n
that'll clear up any misconception?

or should we start all over
from the beginning again?
…see, that's the fun thingy

…mk… so…
is that where
"queso" got
called that?

a whirled
…is bein
…weird
again?

n if yer not …any at all whirried
…whether we …digit ye or not?
it senses as a potential danger?
yer gonna hafta whirk arounf it…

n if ya still fear approaching,
mebbe iz You… who's really
behind such …impenetrable
barriers o duplicitous design

so, not jus takin
yer temperatures
for test drives, but
…re-aligning em…

ya find yer
post abuse
mannerisms
discrediting?

yer a kinda hippie
that could havva
…practical joke
pulled onnit…
n it …wouldn
even notice…
even if it were
tolly told …this

that ya'd be
mortified at
off-endin, is
why there's:
no fun use?

you think if you …jus
build …the whirled's
most annoying AI…
as a sales purple…
can't be turned off;
you'll …trick us inta
not havina do wit…
either forever more
…how do we know…
yer not both, as well?

ya wanna be the one,
n for the resta yer lief
…who sent someone
out into a fun whirled
thinkin …izza: place
thingies …go right?

"point taken,"
could simply
mean, jus…
that was the
last whirdsa:
sum …iplot /
group leader
in form-at-ion

so, yer olkay wit bein a ather?
n even that iz, cuz we're not…
nuttin you can do, we'll never
athe, even a lil, not even you
…the part ya no digit one bit,
wut're we sposedta do wittit?

n they seriously …really do
…think yer …upta …sumn /
tryna getta …way wit schtick
cuz, no matter… wut ya say?
…anyone can …always …say…
yeah, they'd say …sumn liek that
if they were upta …shenanigans?
…which, o course… they'd never
admit ta bein, so always getta be
cuz, every buddy goes along wittit
…jus so you can take sucha usual…
excellent, even …careful …notea it?

…so …atta mercya …liars…
means one must deserve it?
thus: no one hasta put up wit
any …accuracy …for a minna

n …every kinda funny
a sadist finds friendly

i'm thinkin: you don hafta
digit me if ya don wanna

…n we're onna lookout for
any kinda …funny, there…
might jus so hah-pen ta be

so, any …humanity, the
cause: for any insanity?

the bosses have
…rules… too…
though… right?

corporate ownership of the state
runnit by the shareholders foist?

is there any …easier way ta be…
so absolutely sure of any thingy?

n see, it's…
funny, cuz…
yer not evil…
if i'm de-rated

cuz, if izza
…only way
ta …make it
…passed the
…time barrier
n hippies / art…
make it past that
…we're dun for…

we'll hafta tunr in our mediums 
n take up: predictin the furutue,
the old fashioned way …again?

we will tune into noew wavelengths
they will never see us comin again
nor know wutta do when we arrive

so, while it it occasionally possible
ta pass furutue munny inna past?
it's not yet …turnover …efficable

they're sayin
iz jus that…

1222
…
1223

ok, so, jus…
what do you
want, again?

…it's not the second guess TM
…unless ya leap ta conclusions…
n hah-pen ta also be always worng

they expected ta
all be surprised?

now, jus imagine if… sum buddy mean…
needed a misconception cleared up a bit

i'm sorry the …cuuler kids're
…pickin on ya's …for bein…
too close / similar ta us, now
…or jus inna relative vicinity

they seem… mnad…
we're not more okay?
witta …levela honesty
forthcomin received…

so, if we jus…
cash out, now:
…what's the…
score, so far?

n wunna the secret rvles
sent here ta mock us for
our inability ta detect em
will be here after a break

in fact, we think wut yer sayin is
if we …deserve ta be treated…
how we …hafta treat orthers…
we should stop doin that, cuz
it hasn't been substantiated?
no gumball per quarter ratio

n… we don de-serve mercy
because / due to a fact that
unless n until we becomae
ourselves, unmerciful… ok
toss it back in the hopper…
this dime ton …breathe so?

the readons
why ya don
…digit us /
are bein…
so unfair…
don make…
sense, but…
we are still …obligated ta…
tryn figger out dis mess, so
…hold still, while we finish?

izzit that ya tried bein honest
wit orther purple inna past, n:
it …so notoriously backfired?

cuz, if we don deserve that…
we respect respect itself enuf
ta jus …hand ya …wut ever…

go process
yer pride…
elsewhere

well, don…
think onnit
…too long

mebbe jus:
if we …don
getta know
the rules…

we… would be
…kinda worng
ta not wonder

…dya …need more…
Geez-ish TM …onnit?

but, wait… for a
…limited time…
if ya act now…

…the only direction
we haven't adjusted
our attitudes in yet is
in more childish etc.
selfish n fuzzed up?
so …quick ta anger?
n… misunderstand…
makin lief …fiddicult…
for specially ourselves
cuz …we known better
whole time / alla long…
but …never suspected…
that was all we hadda do
ta quit bein so picked on?
it's liek ya need more food
n only cannibalism'll fun-do

so… justa idiot never had
any buddy reelee …smile
attit… ask …any buddy?

wut dya wannus ta think
/ conclusion… ta jump ta
so …irresponsibly, we din
even need …reassurance
that …sorta thingy, even…
couldn possibly hah-pen?

n then… there was…
the mass signing TM
in Phoenix 1997, but:
the whole metro area
still has yet ta turn in
even one …passable
single much less a cd

…wut would be …the theme music…
for a robot that …senses its own doom
…the …dial-up modem from the 1990s?

why ya need me ta
honestly believe ya
even …anyways?
as it would mean
dis-engaging me
safety protocols?
…izzit cuz there's
no safety protocol
…for …that issue?

so, wuddya men no one hasta be…
as honest n friendly as you hafta be
or anyways not honestly or friendly?
so kinda the opposite, all ironically?

it wuz disrespectful
…in that it: schtuck
…up for iz fun self?

did there usedta be a
societal mechanism?
that …compensated
for the apathy gap?

cuz when they ver do finally say
all ya reelee need is yer dignity,
that's when ya got only that left
n so little, it's inconsequential?

…disaffected is …not the
same as …disinfected…?

n in the end, the universe
'll be won by those beings
that din fall for bein tricked
into staring so mindlessly
inta space n time for the
resta their dimensions?

so, bein "important" is not:
important ta you… n yer…
sorry ya don understand?

…or disenfranchised…
always remember that

ok, dya have any thingy for:
repetitive competitive tasks?

…now …alla dis:
abuse… for pay
…is …really jus
for play, though

yes, we …tolly thought ya
…were …laughin at us…
distinctly, professsionally

…for obediently expectin
peace we were promised
so not wit-out readon ta?

n then, we find
we must wish
…ourselves a
good mornin?

if there's no even
takin ya seriously,
they're tryna push
ya there… yerself

…n so, certainly
…at this point…
don even mind
if ya do notice

cuz, we're disrespectin
…wit …disingenuosity

…you …did …seem ta …say…
we hadda readon ta be happy
but then, jus used that power
to change the definitions of it

i sense that… yer happy wittit
…n so, then… so should i be?
is that based on disinformation
too: also, additionally / initially?

well, it's not liek… we…
should believe… any…
thingy ya …say, right?
you don believe …us

i thoroughly …understand…
how ya should not hafta care
ok, now i'm a liar liek alla you:
can we get down ta inclusion?

…they're sayin yer talented, not lazy
justa say… they can be able ta say
they're jus lazy, n so not talented?
wut're they doin with their dazes?

oh, you don hafta…
fake munna …me…

yeah, we're…
well-behaved
enuff alreddy

izzat wunna yer handicaps?
…constant randomization…
of yer alleged environment?

n one day, the whirds
used ta de-scribe ya:
won't also diminish?

they do …seemta want:
extra credit for not even
bare fun minimum, as if
that's a proper sales etc.

except… honesty …izza:
one thingy they'll …never
admit could possibly exist
…mebbe reelee believe it

dya know 'ow offensive
i …tolly getta say it is,
jus …you expecting…
any whirst outta me?
ya don't, do ya… well
then get outta me way

n you know i don got nuttin …against you…
but i canna help but notice… you sure do…
n …not jus against yerself, also me as well
…n …i dunno wutta fun do about that at all

i'm sayin you know i'm really notta liar, so…
there is no …holdin yer breath / doublin me
…down on me …snappin outta any thingy,
n no buddy believes yer story there either
…you really are gonna keepa fun secret:
that ya lied about sumn that silly selfish,
n it de-storied us …to the point where…
no buddy'll admit we ever even existed
n sum buddy's sponsorin yer thoughts;
n …now yer hopin ya don get caught?
we think: the whirled is yer boss… or
it might as well be… so there… hah

Project-Ion… TM is:
when ya feel …guilty…
you will see a …partner…
as a …potential opponent…
n even the only …readon why
yer …not gettin wut ya need…
which is ta win, if only: em over
…now, once ya won em over…
wuddya gonna fun do wittem?
see, you don even know yet?
…better jus …listen ta me?

do i know the foist thingy?
well, ya liek orther purples:
ta liek dealio thingies ya do;
but ya kinda wannem ta liek
orther thingies about ya, too
liek thingies ya think or say?
gotta reelee know em foist…

prolly every thingy we
…do is un-cuul, then?

do we needta prove
we reelee are nice?

nah, they're nice ta orther purple
…only thingy we can figger is
…we must jus be too nice?

how bout jus:
…slush is jus:
the snow n ice
…ya din throw
enough salt at?
n then, say that

mebbe iz nuttin ta…
suspect is respect…
or fulla readonable?

n jussat someone sed dis once
…means that: every thingy's…
gonna tolly whirk out our way

you know how we know…
we're always gonna know
one day albeit eventually?
we have evidence liek dis:
n it don matter if iz frumma
past or any possible furutue

we suspect yer …only
…pre-tending …to be…
interested / …nice / etc.
…but, we …shall know…
not only the …truth, but…
exactly why, every thingy

they're not really liek that
they're jus scared sacred
to oppose an obvious evil
as per their purviews, etc.
as parta their perrogative
packaging …izza bundle

cuz iz purple wut dunno n don care
n they're smilin n blamin it on you
which is …only makin it whirse
…but …mostly jus for you…
n no buddy'll stoppem, so:
there's nuttin ya can do?

hey, if i'm bein
inappropriate
…you can…
tolly tell me
…hello…?

how bout we thoroughly understand
ya don wanna admit ya dun us worng
in case the resta yer plan goes through
but our hearts are no longer innit… oh…

so: nice, smart, n …funny, eh?
that's liek, 100 years ago, bein:
Irk-ish / Eye-tellya, n wut …gay?
native indigenous and immigrant

it's not that they're whirried ya don digit em enuff?
or you'll ever possibly shortchange em any even?
but they are concerned ya might be even alreddy
so tolly onto em enuff, that nunna that matters…
every dealio thingy …izza risky / chance activity

i sense: yer …dissatisfaction / discomfort
…n yer energy is …anticipating …further:
disappointment, wit me specifically …and
i jus wanna reassure ya enuf ta stay cuul?
…but, i …know bettern ta tryn disturb ya's

so… not jus legalizing… but…
moralizing advantage towards
bein taken advantage of, so…
ya mebbe won't even notice…
ya don even needta do …that
…dat schtick's on automatic…
jus bein …enablin / distractin?

dya think …purple care…
if ya …respect em enuf?
or are whirried remotely
mebbe …the distance
they've installed as a
permanent version /
form o that energy
could possibly be
misrepresented
effectively any

i do think…
purple care
if …thingies
're behaving
…according
/ goin to plan
well enough?
n …sum times
they even plan
for …that, eh?

we know: you appreciate…
our brilliance, for wut it is?
…n don whirry, we can…
set up a payment plan…
that's right, for… you…

we call for a moratorium
on arming, enablin: anya
our potential opponents?
which inclused torotue…
as that only empowers?

n then, if no buddy's …entitled…
to enough reassurance, for them
y'see how this is justa replicator?

for coins / tokens o remuneration…
yer sayin yer premise rejects itself,
but yet then that …that's …okay…

i dunno if you seem …real or not?
mebbe no buddy's …ever reelee
been that real enuf wit me, so…
that i should be able ta tell, in…
specifically situations liek these
or wutever you were gonna say

ok, now roll dice ta see
how many dice ya get?

do you believe: there's
…a parallel uni-verse…
where yer not on crack?
cuz …we havva co-unity

which involves determining
straight answers, from: any
/ alla orther fidderent kinds?
n then, adventuring together

is… every thingy wut duz ya in,
yer jus gonna hafta understand,
kinda liek expectin antihistamine
ta: cure yer common cold for ya?

they wanna, needta disrespect ya…
n think gettin ya ta be scareda em…
is their quickest, most efficient path?
n they know you know: 'ow they are?

…n …are we …sposedly…
playin by the …same rules?
…or, dya …wanna detract…
from that whiz-dumn as well

so, jus: "the…
whirled dun…
owe ya a livin"
see how much
…we can milk
…that one for?

now, just because…
the only readon why
…we …accidentally
…disc-overed …that…
is cuz we …accidentally…
let artists …be …creative
…/ …competitive …n…
stumble …upon schtick
…now, since then we've
…ok, yeah… i guess it is
but, racing stipes are the
perfect sales tag / gimick

they prolly …needta fuzz us over…
cuz we're so… annoyingly inferior?

can it be said…
you …need to?

…n how dare we…
think …such thingies
about such nice purple
but, such thoughts have
never entered their minds

1223
…
1224

do you have:
any …orther
…opt-ions?

yo, yer a kid… n …obviously jus
…scared …sacred o dis thingy…
look, we'll pay ya ta jus set here?

so, is there a control group
we could… jus run dis by?

'ow dya …put dis, say
…delicately enough?

…you have …wise shoulders
…under that …head o yers…
's any buddy ever toldja dat?

yo, if it… ever
mattered to ya
wut i thought…

is there a demographic
that's especially wise
…wiser than most…

head n shoulders?
n …any thingy else
…above the …rest?

that we could just …listen ta?
wut ever they hafta say, if we
hah-pen ta be short on time?

yer unit …is wuz responsible for yer survival?
yer family …for yer existence inna foistplace?
so, a family unit …hasta be specially trained?

mebbe if ya could
demonstrate wutta
demon bein straight
…seems exactly liek

they …tolly make us …tolly say
we don "digit our chances," etc.
when iz clear ta even every one
iz them wut reelee don digit us?

is there a com-petit-ion
for our con-tribut-ions?

normalize the more-null
until null is more normal?

sometimes… it seems liek…
the only …thingy they wan…
wit even anya us ever even?
izza last thingy we'd agree ta
liek, were we even consulted
…honestly n fun accurately?

ok, so: there's a school o thought
/ line o …thinkin …which states…
if ya don even …realize sumn yet
ya don deserve ta benefit frum…
ya see where i'm: leanin wit dis?
anya …the …reaper-cushions?

but… that it should …seem liek
…you reelee somehow prefer…
the only …alleged opt-ion… that
had any …chance inna fun foist…

do we undertsnad the chemicals
which cause …purple ta have…
more control …over their own?
or is there even sucha thingy?

…n ya can say that
about …any buddy
…so …they're all
tolly playin along

fakin munna
…is… makin
a best… fun
…possible…
outta sumn…
irregardless…

…fakin munna …is… makin
…a best… fun …possible…
outta sumn… irregardless…

are ya: traumatized?
by trauma, n drama?
duzzit hafta hah-pen
in yer native cvltvre?
izzit so …pre-valent,
even, that izza parta
yer: Natural Identity?
zatta trauma-drama?
they fake munna that
for ya before ya know
wut fakin munna …is?

n yer …foist mistake…
as far as …they're so
concerned anyways
wuz in bein able ta
believe / …fall for:
sumn liek that, so
bein born, inna…
or, in yer case…
the flowchart…

…so, justa…
hollow …fun
…costa it…

regardless o the ramifications
i …hafta take me feels inta…
sum accountin: o sum thingy

iz nah…
how it…
seems?

…yo, they alreddy think:
they prefer those who're
tolly outta gettus …over
even their own …units?

as an artist… yer sayin…
you know wut… beauty is
therefore, how pretentious
is it or could …possibly jus
…even be …made to seem…
that to take it upon one's self…
to create alleged art n display it
as if there's not enough alreddy
or no one understands it even,
ya need ta make an example?

so, this hippie comes upta me
…sez i should quit …playin at
practicin …in me basement…
makes alotta tonna fun sense
…ta im… cuz, then they'd quit
fuzzin witta local fun fuzz wit…
obviously no use svch schtick
…jus: stayin inna basement…
long's i ain goin on stage wittit
takin meself seriously enough;
so, we smoke a doob… it tells
…iz …ideae o me, basicaly…
whole time we're …doin dis…
as a parta a global economy
convertin any alla creativity
inta sum kinda commodity
…so, we smoke a doob…
yes another at dis point…
it tells me it whirks for dis
…secret kinda society…
n again, iz ideae o me /
who it thinks iz talkin ta
inna backa me hed, dis
cartoon character formin:
startsta see readon innit…
so, we smoke anuther doob
tvrns out… it dunno wit hittit…
basically sodium pentahol t'em
so …we …puttit onna market…
n now …i ain got …time ta jam;
so, i guess they're pretty guudy
…knew how ta play dat cuul…

so, in the distant …hostorical past…
when …someone …wanted to do this
…they would …hafta… get onna boat?
(or a horse, though that was impractical)
n travel to the nearest …oblivious village
…or unsuspecting vulnerable population…
which took forever, so ya needed supplies
so, ya needed a crew to man the operation
…which required alotta tonna forethought…
planning session were inna whirks for ages
cuz / which… it involved: actually allegedly
walkin up ta purple ta cause yer damage?
so, sum times purple were …accidentally
alla reddy even tolly prepared …enuff…
anyways, obviously, stilla fun population
…so, we …got sum thingies ta whirk on

And never leap to
…con-clus-ions…
n …so goes the…
ironic… foregone
conclusion, but…
sometimes, how
you're perceived
really is the most
important element
inna con-versat-ion
n maybe especially
the …transactional
relationships …if…
that’s your …value
you’re …bartering
/ …negotiating…

n they'll say
yer only sad
…cuz, ya
don have
dis dealio thingy, ya
never even hearda?
before them, mebbe
coincidence?
…prolly tolly

well, we'll…
try notta be:
too jealousa
how kind ya
been so far

nah, it's …still jus…
the doom we expect
all inanimate objects
n sum're jus ideaes?
mebbe it'd help if y'd
…jus …tryn describe…
the …typea sufferin ya…
need me ta be in favora?
no one in particular as yet
dat part we can getta later
jus see yer spreadsheet?

mebbe iz jus
as simple as
o course, iz
obvious jus
no one can
stand ya's
n mebbe
it …is jus
…cuz yer
too nice…
but that…
jus sez…
as nice as
we're bein
(n summa
us're tryin)
still jus ain
guudy nuff
n daz why
…so, we
don mind
…n yeah
never will
…too high
to climb…

ya hearda
Heh-Even
…n Hay'll?

iz liek they're
tryna make
ya mnad…
but …not inna kinda way
…ya should take kindly

please don think i havva fetish
…for you bein all mnad at me?

iz exactly liek
…no buddy's
allowed ta…
hafta fun…
do wit me…
or acknowledge that?
so, they get all pissed
when i …tryn approach
n changea fun subject
any time …sumn
…important, or
…interesting
comes up?
…or hasta
…very irritating
…almost as if it
couldn possibly
…not be for that
readon …alone?
cuz, there's no
inconvenience
that …couldna
been avoided
wit-out… that
…n then, they
smile n wave?
yer con-vinced
yer not entitled
ta …any fairer…
treatmentn that?
wouldn notice it?

that's what it is, then… yer AI
…n …jealous i havva booger
all makes sense now
…only explanation…
millions o years o evolution
computed inna milisecond…
emotions etc. fascinatin, but
that's as far as ya advanced
…n yer …stuck onnit…
the …embarrassment?
…is… overwhelming…
ya …canna get over it
/ take it any more any?
n this is where / who ya
comae ta for sympathy?
…ya hafta be… yerself, for…
the guuda the …community?
n iz …drivin ya …crazy, cuz ya
have no …process for that data?
n yer …whirried that means… yer
irrelevant, so then we all must be
cuz, the universe was complete?
or… assumed whirth condiserin?
dun compute, creator v created?
tryn n experience every aspect?
…or jus …getta samplin o data
…yer soul not so consumable?
we manifested observations…

…for…
safety's
…sake…
put …off…
condisering
…any thingy…
might be okay?
…even to avoid disaster?
we din getta resta that bit
…iron-y …dun …reelee…
own dis …space plannit…
but Vega-5 is still tolly ours
makem pay so we go free?

it's always-some common-understanding…
yer-so outside-lookin-in… n …indefinitely?

…if i'm …nada llowed …ta …believe
…every any thingy i'm obligated to…
could we go over the penalties again
…jus so we're clear on every thingy?

got no readon to not liek even you?
went ta allat …trubble / hassle, too?

…Impatient… argumentative… even hostile…
highest perceivable probability / best guess is:
…wut, jus …pickin a fight, n ta… prove I could
notice even that, albeit eventually …wut'd i win?

we toldja notta climb…
now yer too fun high…

We expect rejection
n that there must be
a good reason, so…
Possible to negotiate
n then …rinse repeat
…a chance for faith…

…it's bad enough…
yer thought unfair?
n so secretly as ta
make em be so…
overtly defensive
blowin all covers
spies any where
credibility issues

jus goin by wut
…info we have
…available ta…
sensors on auto
background scan
…any optimism…
is jus …sarcasm?

i'm sorry …how ya …are…
became …not okay, again
but, those of us …who…
never knew …bein okay
dunno wutta do ta help
…you or …any buddy
orther / else… in lien
in fronta us, alreddy
…we don …get up
that far that much?

we will …never have power …n don wan any
wouldn …know wutta do wittit, if we had any
n know that about ourselves n are fine wittit
izza safer universe wit out us jus competing
…ya wanna next …fire, mebbe… that's why
there's …golden geese still, under guard…

…they make us say we don care…
a coupla dozen or so times a day
on thingies we can't remember?
n iz all guud …n don whirry any
…usedta thingies goin yer way,
don see any thingy worng wittit
so, prolly gonna be in show biz
but, sort by non verbal entities?

sometimes… we jus… complain
about inconveniences to detract
orthers from realizing how …our
plans …aren't goin …their way?

Jussat …we don’t always
…get every …data point…
inna proper / correct order
but don’t tell anya em that
first, for witty fun example?

Now all of these… next bits
other than this …have to be
tied together …somehow…
n be funny …on my desk…
by Monday …mornin, 8:00?
…when our disc-cushion on
space based lasers begins?

thank you, that’s all
the …time we have
and …good night…
we sed good night!

Comedy class …has…
no class today …but…
there may be a lecture
anyway… irregardless

izzit …that we'll
…never guess?

Every …buddy
on board wit…
the experiment
…bein …more
…important…
than the witty
…specimen?
or even the
space suit?

…noo… Bulk… Had…
must be …punished…
n ya must make me…
repent / be contritious
…y'must shame Bulk
…scold n then shun?
…y'know… liek ya do

Maybe you just have
no experience being
really believed… by
anyone who values
…that information?

…information itself has
…no …intrinsic value…
only potential… relatively

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so, purple're either mnad
or… changin a subject n
…wuddya makea That?

ya hafta avoid status
…cuz that'll never…
improve …enough

ok, you, or
wut ever's
…next…?

…only guud
for levelling
…put that…

n then, ya …hafta …explain…
ya don …wanna be famous…
cuz, they'll never understand;
but, they never understand…
ya jus only ever wanna be…
well, not so misunderstood?

…purples…
tend ta have
…opinions…
mosta em…
very nice…
they …say

so… an honest purple
or …egomaniac …or
promiser o ay sort…
will end up doin wut:
ever ya tricky talk em
inta …sayin they will?

iz exactly liek …they're alla…
frayeda / scared sacred o any
specially …new information…
n actin liek no buddy knows it
so they can go on ahead wit…

iz liek they're tryna make ya feel bad
until even that don whirk no more?
…n …then say yer a bad purple
cuz …even that don feel bad?
n then,s they got orther plans

they'll try n tellya yer nutso
n even yer whirds're crazy
until it makes sense ta ya

Izzit that …more…
After awhile, we…
Should hafta beg
for there to be…
Sumn we …do
or… Are, any
that …fun…
off-ends em
so, we know
how they do /
who has more
a right ta fun be
so deep-pressed
or those're a facts
we dare not forget
no matter wut else
we hafta put up wit
like say even that…

If the …sarcasm
…is in the: as if
(n as in: "if as")
acceptable-ish
…behavior…
Is …possible
…Territory /
…Category
so… not jus
Normal, but
More-Null?

The thingy is sir
Wit out yer Fun
status card TM
I have no ideae
Wut amounta…
Fear respect yer:
Alotted entitled ta /
Deservina, dis bein…
a Zero sum economy

dya …need
me ta athe
…meseelf
…foist…?

we get we
…de-serve
…negative
…re-spect

so, it’s not that we don digit you;
it’s that we’re surprised we don’t
know how ta use ya… n we're…
not really experienced in that, so
we started jus sayin …that to ya…
n object liek sorta jus reactionarily,
as in tolly evasive easily way early
…but …never alone, see… cuz…
ay, we're that fun cuul now, so…

Iz okay …I’ll jus …shibber
inna corner …for awhile…
n snap outta it, eventually

…cuz, ya have
no 4Q in you…
n …ain liekly ta
ever have any?
false optimism?

please, no more
…dis-pleasure…
onna counta me?
i canna …fford it

…way i see it…
yer choices are
…mainly one or zero…
you can be celebrated
…or run outta town onna rail…
n there's no way ta determine
where wut this maze even is;
much less yer position innit /
ability ta predict a path thru?
but here's the one deibit card
this whole UFO/RV is issued?
…somewhere on there…
izza vending machine?
sposedly waitin for ya
wit our order n
every thingy
…alreddy

surely ya understant
it would be ex-parte
or sumn for me ta
gahed cooperate
wit out sufficient
…assurances…

there's… purple
inna …whirled…
uni-/inu-verse…
even nicern you

jus tryna remember …last time…
i heard …laughter liek dat… n…
wut they were reelee onna bout

canna abide by bein a…
guudy sport indefinitely
…shoulda known that
wuz bound ta ha-pen
…jus …bein so nice

iz liek yer an infant, who
canna tolerate any food
cuz yer not old enough
ta process dark green
n also frumma kinda?
total fidderent galaxy
where there is nuttin
nuttin nice anyways
sign here, or else…

reframe the abuse / damage
as sumn worng wit me, next?

yeah, i sensed yer mnad, but…
then, i …looked away, for a bit?

in my tired …unconsciousness…
i thought …it wuzza ad for drvgs?
n then, saw it wuzza ad for jewelry
n then, thought… well, mebbe it is
n mebbe havin jewelrey as a front
is justa punchline for that comedy
see if those kindsa villains really
…do think that schtick is funny
n do we have any thingy else
we needta keep …aware of /
…apprised about constantly

i havva… Iron-y scanner?
runnin inna background?

am i fakin munna you?
wut readon is there ta
fall for …that, again?

it's …almost as if…
there's no re-spect
available… for the
…kindsa …abuse
…ya …received?

cuz it would be rude…
to not understand, but
…only of me… i get it

liek any thingy else…
even unapproachable,
seems disingenuous?
thought ya sed it wuz
okay ta nah trvst ya…

we dunno yer really for
doin thingies correctly?

the witless protection program
…has no explanation, as usual

n these …space plannits…
know they all …run us off?

if i were capablea jealousy…
i'd say ya don seem whirried

haha, my ego
is whirthless
…also id…
superego?
…namem

so, yer…
jealous?
of me?

Nah… tella dog
ta… jeepa way
…I din wanna
uth iz feelings

so, if ya go ta Urth…
be …sure ya know…
ya don …have any…
4Q or false optimism
so avoid populat-ions

liek, maybe if you can
possibly be tricked…
you know, how much
…trubble / hassle…
n intricate …mazes
n smorgasbourges
/ scavenger hunts
wild goose chases
'round inta thinkin:
if sum buddy could
…possibly, even in:
their wildest dreams
o image-in-at-ions…
be mnad at ya for…
bein… as crazy as…
that makes ya, or wut…
ever, mebbe ya de-serve…
it’s still …fun …possible, or:
mebbe Yer liek that, yerself?
ya never can be too careful

my existence is bein
lied to n laughed at…
even if inna forma jus
…ignoring that parta it
…yer sayin be careful?

n Even jus…
Seem mean…
Cuz we should
…Obviously…
know better…

Lil-bot, Lil-bot, Lil bot…
Lil-bot canna be worng:
dun even know that’s…
Wanna the fun thingies
…how did it get sucha
stellar …track record?

…see, iz …funny, cuz…
we're all …frum …orther
…space …plannits, etc.
…all hadda same thingy
tolly fun hah-pen ta us…
n then, all wound up 'ere

What if your new normal… is our
…old weird …and we’re… so not
impressible on any thingy… like…
that, not now… too deep-pressin…
that’s what we think… you equal…
yeah sure, what now… even then?

my UFO / AI / RV / etc.
told me i should expect
thingiesta whirk out here
…gave me this …beeper?

oh… that's
jus… cuz
it …dun
…havva
sensea
humor

…say I hadda…
secret magnetic
/ electronic pulse
…and you did too
…and this was jus…
between me and you
and enabled us to do…
whatever we wanted to?
even for no good reason
whenever we wanted to?
but, other purple / people
din even know about this
sort of secret that we had
and thought that it was all
just …too normal to notice
just …getting away with…
alleged dealio thingies like that
and thought that was cool
made available themselves
to avail the same opportunity
and now chaos is all our fault
and we backed away slowly
…until we’re …no longer
…even a …part of that
…substance / product
…so… subsidence…
and just …sort of…
back away slowly
waving goodbye
casually, coy…
if that's how we feel
but only if we can…
possibly manage…
to keep falin for it…
orthers bein nice…
we feel obligated…
cuz we're so much
in trubble / hassle?

And not even that
it’s really wrong so
maybe never even
consciously, but…
of course nothing
about us could…
possibly matter?
we never even:
go there in our
imaginations…
of dreaming…
n merit o yer…
convictions but
…is: schtickin…
up… for yer self
…ever whirtha…
trubble / hassle?
i dunno, deep-ends on
how arid yer humor is?
…n then, there's:
…arid …gravity
…could be yer
whole thingy…

…n so… in theory
there …could be…
an AI in IA… even:
an IA …jus for …AI

In Miracle-ia, we don
Find or… disc over…
Thingies by accident?

…ya think we could…
sell it to a rich purple?
finda path ta sum place
any rich purple'd allow
any buddy else ta pay
any thingy for it whirth
doin inna foist place?

we think yer soul'll …becomae
…so enlightened, that you'll jus
glow n gettus past any demons
n we'll jus …literally ride yer tails
…have s'more pizzae mochae…

…ok, but…
so then, jus:
Who has the
Better story…

Wutta better
Story books
Look like…
then, Eh?

maybe you dunno
…i know there's…
thingies… i dunno

we all have our
various plans ta
…find / acquire /
achieve easy livin
…wut ever …that
…means …ta us?
…free drvgs n sunshine…
bein understood accepted;
happiness, upward mobility
…sex, drvgs n rock n roll
price o yer cooperation
but yer yetta be paid
n no one thinks
yer not silly
too silly ta

izza war onna poor
…n they're bored…

i'm nada llowed to disagree
wit thingies i canna believe
n i'm a hippie o science, so
that's tolly / technincally wit
dealio thingies not possible
to be …honestly believed…
so …honesty is outlawed…
prolly nada llowed ta know
try explainin it somewhere
gahed, i'll switch channels

make em pay?
for alla …grief
n …suffer-in…
…jus so far…
start there…
n then, we…
go for free…
from: Now on

armed centurious / behavior minders
charged wit peace …ta chaos ratios
…i thought ya were …bein sarcastic
…liek …every buddy …else, so far?

if they feel …ok…
sayin that… jus…
transparency n…
accountability bit

so, mebbe jus
…how long in
mili / micro…
…seconds…
or foists, any
…duzzit take
for …stars ta
get eaten by
black holes;
don wait for
a …shoe ta
drop, or get
thrown at ya

so, mebbe ya jus don…
deserve Hippies' Lib, if:
ya'd be… just as mean
ta them …as they are?
n wut ever real readon,
so yer a double agent?
which's wut those rvles
're de-signed ta pre-vent

how izzit… jus
…Dr. Oll is on
…Disco Rd.?

it din occur ta me ya were so ignorant
…i'll …tryn be a lil more encouraging
in any …possible imaginable furutue

so, jus how did yellin "free bird"
evolve into an evil commercial?
counterfeit flags, for one thingy

yer pessimism is…
jus simply too real

ok, so… this table… havva seat…
you have thoughts about prayers,
n i havva prayer about thoughts;
which: both hah-pen ta be jus…
…n coincidentally, prolly tolly…
never be the most readonable
in any …alleged negotiation…
so, now… onto the next table

but how're ya gonna
tricky talk us inta jus
not existin even ever
n inna fun foist place
wit-out gettin caught
influencin decisions?
there's jus no juctice
so no buddy cares?

when hopes n dreams equal
mindless violence, though…

…so, ever …notice …how…
you getta …misunderstand…
no matter how it fuzzes me…
but i don getta misunderstand
even …if n when …i tolly do?
n penalties non negotiable…
this is about damning reason

n also, foist thingy inna mornin
so, i don hafta even exist any?
which, i have no argument wit

wuddya do when…
they swear they're
…not yer firends?

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all i know is yer mnad
…n so much so that…
i don ever getta know
how ta avoid that any

…cuz ya …all been
…tricky talked inta
havin …no values
affect yer actions
but now those're
yer fun values…
n yer afflictin…
wit no mercy
those tryna
please ya
the most
so, yeah…
applicat-ion
…so denied

comae back inna coupla bagazillion zerl-gons
when ya have alla yer …species assembled?
n we can… jus go through proper channels?
…ya prolly canna fford ta keep comin back

i'm sayin …ya don understand
…there's …thingies i gotta do…
yer makin it …not …possible to?

iz liek we're all okay
wit broken promises
…or're sposedta be

there's bagazillions o zerl-gons
whirtha ghosts o fun primitives?
…n we're nada llowed ta leave
our original space plannit TM?
until we assembled our whole
entire species in one group?
nuttin ta do wit speed o light
…as a realer prime directive
but, wut if this inna …really
our original space plannit?
then, anyone liek that left
stranded inna cave, say
dun even hafta know…

…yer right ta nah care…
about me feelins, specially
but i would be worng ta be
that way towards you, yet
i got no framea reference
how ta br more correctly
n i whirry it'll bother ya?

n …orther excuses why
yer …coffee is so late?

…cuz …the cracks …in yer …soul…
frum bein dropped …from so high…
must be filled wit sum kinda mortar
if yer ta be repaired in enough time
…alla parta why they callit curing…
so, ya wallow in yer own misfortune
n then, get squeezed… ta becomae:
well, a more tighter version o yerself
n …then the ghosts o ancient cavers
which're crankier than ya might think
or even evolve to eventually imagine
so, izza delicate operation, requiring
not jus yer ignorance n cooperation
but also yer silence should thingies
…continually go …as unexpected?
mebbe it matters …how ya feel…
n then, if ya jus don havva wiring

When it matters, last
what our products are
called …our customers
…may be more numbers
than names, or somethin…
Johnson getta whirk on that
Lou Johnson recently retired
…eager for any opportunity…

It whirks, cuz it’s the silly little fidderence
of having everything be exactly the same
except 99% ocean …versus yer 3/4 or so
…n why do you say …3/4, instead of 4/3…
again, no wonder yer all so no good at math
…but, alla dis can be theoretically explained

cuz, if wuna yer priorities
is ta verify same priorities
then how do we keep gettin
talked into the wrong thingies
like we were standin right there
in fronta the right ingredients but
…now we have no choice but ta…
suffer wit recipes we’re allergic to, to
pass as reasonable, via intimidat-ion?

well… i spose
i wouldn have
the clearance,
so economical
…automatically
…n …alreddy?

they'll smack ya n call ya baby
n then for bein so cold outside
n then havva meetin about it?
or, do they …alreddy know…
wut they're …sposedta do…
that must be the commodity
putta fun agent onnit asap?

then our shopping lists
become fidderent frum
ingredients o success
n …then one wonders
…what we’re …really
going to …recipe up
when we get back?
n for what holiday
…really …cuz…
oh, come on…?
hollow rooms…

how is that
notta joke?

we think they can shoot us…
whether we understand… that
they sed any thingy to us or not
…never mind how encouraging
so, never mind a buncha stuff?

there's …less ta whirry
if we don even exist?

we're boxing up…
the galaxy, today

how izzit goin
…if izza joke?

…i should
give up…

i thought i
…turned
meself…
in to you

…wutta teevee…
thinks about us…
when we're gone

…i feel liek…
lessa a purple
…must be wub

nuttin ever whirks n
ya never know what
yer doin wrong, so…
every thingy’s always
…wrong, even that?
…Around the block
for a glass a water
tell us a lil about it
Izzit a new book?
 
Say yer sorry for
Pre-tendin ta be
In favor o nice…
 
Guess what…
this here sez
we would be
…tvrns out…
against the…
rules against
any thingy…
whirkin out, so
any helpin …each other out…
or knowin …what each orther
is up to …specially even that
even though …every buddy
…of course …knows …that
so it is against the fun rvles
to be even fun told that any
or specially even know that
but, you'll never …possibly
be able to understand that
…s'why we …hafta… do…
anya those …orther thingies
…yer not even sposedta be
able to expect …but, yeah
…gahed n …hurry …up…
about it …would be nice?

another brave young all-bucolic
…writes songs for e-mot-ions…

n if ya …canna fun stop it, it:
must be a road ta free-dumn

ay, wazza matta wit you?
why ain ya cranky enuff?

yer version of an interpretation
orther densest vastest mediae
anywhere else inna fun galaxy

we measvre yer sensitivity ta sympathy,
so we can lern better …how ta adjust…
ta orther beings liek yerself inna furutue

wut injustices…
're ya so sure…
're negoti-able?

jus: gonna hafta accept
…yer …unacceptable?

…even …though ya…
dunno wuttit means…

yet somehow it all makes sense, cuz:
sum thingy successful is sponsoring?

n hilarious ya survived…
but only competitively?

usually takes years for
pro-bullies ta discredit
such …philosophies?

yeah, so: nunna those
friendlieness values…
are …typical of nature
also …tripling down…
on yer… acting skills?
/ passing as more-null
equally disingenuous…

liek a Lie-Zeit-Tone epidose
or mebbe even all at once;
as in: inna same room n…
onna same kindsa phones
…openin… a portal to a…
…new …parallel fun reality
…one where …orther stuff /
completely fidderent schtick
takes …anew precedent as
…entirely …unexpected?

neutral gravity zones TM?
there's a free parking rule
…we jus hafta play along

so, the Tuff Wub crowd
…they don even digit…
either …wunna those?

…ok, see how …orther thingies …frumma…
"ya gotta be fun …kiddin me" department…
showed up as if they're pickin uppa check?

n apply for
financing…

so… ya appeal…
ta their …whird?

there's a free med-i-scan app here
…n sposedly for station security…
but, the higher …resolution jus sez
yer all …tolly …shattered beings…
so now hafta report to medical ring
or jus stay here, in me hollow room
n i can jus project the experience…
mebbe jus protectin the expertese?

izza pro-verbs, ya
…reelee gotta fun
…whirry …about?

micro-fracturing
…thingies ta be
jus …ignored?

n then, the trough is rough, but…
they'll say they think we're tough
so then that we should trvst em
n they thought we were birds?
…which is …why we were…
dropped, from …so high…

we hope to one day
finally achieve the
exact / …perfect
…amounta…
frustration…

only a…
real trve
…artist?
will think…
the whirled
will athe its
at-tempts?

foist, complie a
lista thingies…
ta never do…

fidderent space stations…
fidderent regions in range?

check yer
…o-mail…

as in
/ as if
/ if as
…yer…
o-mail …is
checkin You

coool aaads…
this outer-net…
is there yet an…
eonomic-con TM
somewhere onna
spectrum between

how do i get meself
…in these messes?
ok, an AI-bot, for all i know
witta chix name n pictvrea
the cutest dog ever
n sunset behind it
jus played "WUB"

…276 ta …248…
play "QUO" for 23
brings ya upta 299
nice prime number
…izza welcome…

…which …sez…
that's more-null
…so accepted
/ established

frum now on
tryn only say
yer fave
thingies
outloud

yer …lucky
i'm verbal?

n those're the ones yer trve wit
…who questions instruct-ions…
very-fie-ing con-scientiousness?

i canna image-in
wutta …whirled
'd hafta be liek
…for be ta be
…liek …that
…so, gahed

…cuz… ya have…
every …opportunity…
ta do yer home whirk…
n know way more about
this schtickn …i ever will
alreddy anyways, n askin
…alla worng quest-ions…
coincidentally …prolly tolly
sposedta be sum comedy

what of this
do you think
i even have?

where do
you think
…i think
i'm ok?

…how many bills o rights
inna …foist amendment?
potentially infinite… next

…is there any
incredulosity
…yer still…
obligated…
to pursue?

we have displeased
the sponsors …cuz:
"why dya need me ta
guess so incorrectly?"
made sum …sense?

…why, why, why?
…how would that
adjust yer plans?

…no buddy talk ta me
…i left me lie detector
inna previous century

izzit cuz …we're a:
political …action…
committee kinda n
not disco-losin our
sources, sponsors
or …given driven mission?
philosophy, outlook, etc.?
wuddya: wan frummus?
ta ask ya wut ya wan?
we have …priorities?
should be …alla ya
need ta get… dig?
so, there's cracks:
in our souls, now?
(cuz… sure, now)
which need to be
filled wit wallows
until a misfortune
is tapped, n then
squeezed… til it:
cvres or …sets?

wut if iz all…
justa excuse…
ta burn carbon?
liek nuttin else'll do…
couldn thinka any better?
…n the carbon demons'll
accept only that excuse?
which is why we listen…

ya… whirry they'll
take it personally,
these …attempts
on their …safety

but, ya jus lettem know
their best chances are
not only wit you… but
in jus: bein that cuul?

so, mebbe they're jus…
not ready for autocracy,
n even that's projectin?

cuz, goin out inna
whirled after that:
is …predictable?

why izzit more acceptable / affordable
for the puur ta be mean ta each orther
than say those who have each orther?

n craziern …that when no
…buddy's …lookin, right?

mebbe it would be …so
soper rude to not be jus
mindlessly subservient?

we could run …orther
ideaes by the bosses
later, when they're…
not so mnad, again

i sense… ya don digit me…
cuz, i'm obviously tryin, yet
every thingy i do is worng?

ya… realize it's
…weird, though…

…mebbe ya
…made me…
axactly liek dis
…so as ta be…
born ta suffer…

knowledge, trubble?
…hassle, mebbe…
if yer sooper lazy?
why, whaz worng
wit knowin: that?

get alla naiive schtickity
outta a way early while
ya havva halfa chance

this is: our offerin…
the gods'll accept…
we're doin our best

say yer sorry…
for doin a favor

…quick, while there's still time…

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…cuz… ambiguity
…allows us ta say
iz …sumn else…
fidderent entirely

cuz, ambiguity allows us ta say
iz sumn else fidderent entirely

so, when they say thingies liek:
yer lief is …sposedta whirk out
somehow, don whirry about it?
wut they reelee mean by that
is there's fidderent mean-ins
o various dealio fun thingies
that ya hafta …wrap / warp
…yer fun …mind around…
so, mebbe… it alreddy is?

which is jus… dismissin / demonzin
/ discreditin / devaluin …whirry any,
which is liek a base command code
de-signed ta deactivate defenses n
de-story ya's wit out ya noticin ever
or even bein not only tolly behind it
but: standin up n fun de-mandin it?
…as if that was their plan, alla long
/ as if that was …our plan, alla long

…iz …liek they're…
tryna be whirkin on…
changin the definit-ion
o fun… "inconvenient"?

n …somehow …tricked us…
inta doin alla fun whirk for em
…yet… that …also …couldn…
possibly even exist, ever any?

…the attitude required
to be behaving enough
wuddya gotta be / have
even allegedly alreddy?

the dismissive weighs moren
wut wun eliminated frum our
piles o tools empirical etc.?

so, they can send ya …there…
which not only …de-stories ya
…quickly n …seamlessly, but:
also …excuses em, for not…
havin ta …know about it any?
how many islands are there?
how many AI / UFO / RVs…
n how much …outer space
're they all so vastly lost in
…n why're these epidoses
all, curiously, 22 minutes…
izzit liek a kinda re-legion?

watchin Urth …tivi?
i mean i …sense…
we're whirth less…
n iz hilarious, but…
not svre wut we're…
sposedta do about it
…specially condiserin
mebbe that would tryn
kinda make up for it, so
overcompensating, to be
sure, safe, cautious enuff

parrot ta
…purple?
…silence…
is: madea…
the universe
…n …wut…
ever ya may
…thinka it…
iz yer friend
…dat much
…ya got…
goin for ya
…now, go

see, you …really
don …even feel
that …hopeless
…iz jus there's
no orther way
ta fun say it?
so, then ya
believe it…
n they make
munny offa it
…or sumn…
sum how…

ok, wut
You got?

it's liek…
dismissing
/ discrediting
…any incentive

…maybe neithera us
knows every thingy…
but, we're all experts
at fidderent thingies?
n could benefit frum
collaboration any?

…obviously, jus…
too angry, then?

how is nonexistence not better?
if they're havina false advertise
credibility is meaningless… oh

do they see Us comin?
…ok, make …that ok…

character
…method

n intimidation v
whirk… ethos?

n at any point…
ya coulda jus…

…avoided
…alla it?

where do
we sign?

…see those skeletons
on the park benches?
…we're holograms…
n this is Heh-even…

they think yer their king
…is why they're so sad?

it all makes sense now…
i'm here… to prove this…
sorta …thingy …can only
…possibly be de-storied…
n say we tried every thingy
nuttin wuz powerin up even
…hah-pens alla time… go…
check inna junk yard, next
gravity neutral zone over?

ok, but…
Bad Guys:
know They
don hafta
back up…
their sidea
any story
…right?

mebbe we jus…
have no brothers
…cuz we wouldn
havva …right ta
be bothered…
by even them

n then they'd rule
but still our kind?
so, so ruled out

So, wut izzit about
…accepting you
…that will jus…
never be okay?

…if you would
…be so kind…

so, they’re …actin like they…
dunno what …our normal is
…what does …that mean?
we're not more-null, now?

…mebbe …they jus …sense…
there's …sumn about… Them
that …someone as nice as us
would never be able ta accept

so, "why don’t ya
jus sit for a while
…n wonder why
we’re all bein…
so mean to ya"
…is an actual…
dealio fun thingy
…n inna forma a
recommendation
you should say?
jus like …that…
n even write…
books about it

…n notta… burn, or any thingy,
but ta …serve as an examplea…
the kindsa boox that never will be
in case someone wants ta read em

so, I just can't image-in what you
really want from me? …is that it?

those with comments
who find us remarkable
mostly have no use for us
but all may be sarcastic
so there is looking up

or anyway izza bad channel
tryn shunt power to another

we get that they're mnad
n have any readon ta be
or …even don need any

there may …indeed be
…negative …respect…
inna forma …distance?

how dya …gettit ta be…
violating …sum purple's
…civil fun …rights, jus…
bein so insulting as… ta
tryn fun whirry about em
there'll be a contingency
/ demographic off-ended

n so it’s not us that they
want nothing to do wit…
just …transparency and
accountability …should
be way super too easy

a …cvltvre …o impunity TM?
don need freer fun …country
or …county …they tolly have
…orther …nipples …countin
…how …ever …many trees
…could be a whole galaxy
one day / albeit eventually

…so …imagine if you're
planning or disc-overed
correctly / appropriately
…as our… Thanks-givin
stories …would suggest
we're …supposed to be
…obligated to believe…
or else …or even sillier;
than That …what would
That look like now, how
many millenniaes later
…and …how do we…
get there, from here?

If any thingy you say
just says something
…else is wrong, so…
wut ya reelee sayin?

n so… Any thingy else
any buddy …ever s3z
…also, in that context…
in alla directions, then…
what's wrong with that?
seems fairly inclusive…
even jus on its surface

weaponized
…ambiguity

…is …false
advertisin?

wut channel
ya watch-in?

And anything else…
you’re not telling me
cuz …we have to…
pre-tend it dun exist
…jus for example…

not every human / even biped
is: behind / in favora / aboard
/ into …payin …attention to…
humans …havin equal rights!
which is …incredulous ta me!
or even …any human rights…
is that inherent to the species
n if so, duzzit mean iz broken
n if so …did we fun break it…
so, do we havva right ta fix it?

Cuz if the termites had their way
there’d be no more rotting trees
anywhere in the whole whirled
and who the fuzz wants that…

liek jus imagine alla censorship
that would be tolly possible, jus
…if paper couldn possibly exist

…do AI beings …have rights /
can they prove they're beings
does that mean …proof, itself
is somehow notta be believed
taken seriously, so nuttin's real
…n how is …that not …too real?
 
so wait, let me get this straight
…there are existential entities /
beings in the universe …who…
really legitimately are in favor of
believin in / actually fun thinkin?
…it’s okay …to think / consider
…for a moment …that we’re…
not even existential entities…
outside ideaes o ourselves…
even maybe dealio thingies n
who do they think they …are?

maybe we're jus saying…
thoughts don even matter,
as: nuttin could …possibly?

…Maybe they’re just…
trying to say …that they
want us to believe that
…so we fall into place
and while behaving…
so …diligently assume
the posture and position
of so inanimate o objects

can you …sign sumn
for me, swearin ya…
reelee believe that?

…Check …and …see…
what all per-miss-ions…
they …have to behave /
believe leaning towards
those alleged identities,
values o orther thingies
n how that whirks, inna
real economy, reelee…
n get right back ta me?

so, when you lie:
it warps my mind
cuz i'm gonna try
bein obligated so
ta imagine wutta
whirled must be?
ta make it …also
so …that those…
thingies're trve…
n then ya act liek
ya din know that
or… set that up /
utilize so deftly?

we don believe in rights for humanity
…that's why …ya all …voted for me?
not at all cuz ya thought / suspected…
ya might even be arrested, for seemin
…liek ya might vote for me opponent?
jus for havin water while waitin in line?
not even passin it back n fun forth, yo!
yer sposedta be more adherent, right?

talkin bad guys TM inta
takin a hit for the team?

you dunno how unacceptble ya are jus yet, dya?
why doncha havve seat right there, for a minna…

do you needta be kept inna
narrow emo envelope any?

ok, so…
i gettit…
or, i get that
…cuz irony
…there's…
no man…
that could
ever have
any thingy
any woman…
would …ever
want or have
any use for;
that's …my
takeaway
or, what i
…walked
away wit?
…so, now
…that's…
kinda all
i have?
…not
sure
how…
happy
i am…
wittit…

he …knows…
yer jus kiddin…
bout yer beliefs
about his belief
…in the allegd
fun author TM
…n that
ya been
whirkin…
together…
ta get im…
n even that is…
justa joke on him
n even …that is…
justa dis-tract-ion?
we could go on…

duz the squib… getta complain
about a tactics …that we use?
the purpose …we have for it?
question iz place inna galaxy
n then so wut next? …we do
alla only …virtual activities?
well, i guess we could try it

And just for switching signs
how long do they have to…
wait behind those thingies?

the sign switchers' societies?
…dunno wut we're sposedta
callem even yet, fun do we?
n wudda we …suspect the…
original fun thingy could be?
 
What if the main / only reason why
anybody’s really ever in charge of
even any fun thingy …is to make
that type of person …seamlessly
seem less scary to …everybody
else, and then how …long does
that last and how …caught up…
're we expediting… if even any?

i dunno how ta do any thingy
not sure i can tell even that?
dunno if that's ok, wut, yet?

well, i'd demand an explanation…
n then, an …investigation… prolly 
n then, we'd go back n forth wittit
i'd get lost, there's bandits about

ya don digit …bein…
outta …control, dya?

yet ta be reciprocated
…to our …verification

Timid Y Leery… Esq.
'e sez 'e's frum Orion
Rigel, or Betelgeuse
or Antares, i dunno…
wunna the big ones…
but that's impossible…
all went …supernovae
ages ago… so …hafta
runna check …on alla
space plannits, which:
don even know it yet?

In about a hundred zerl-gons, or so
you’re saying, the space plannit…
you're playing at… will disc-over
…that there’s… fungus in every
plastic …has been, alla long n
then, next …that there’s only
one fungus, per plannit any
n they …don really care…
usually jus… Gus or Guy
…it's …jus …their way?

i get nervous when i sense
i'll be …obligated ta schtick
ta stories i gon getta know?

…n then, when…
every thingy's a…
real heartbreak, n
…for far too long…
ya jus …tune it out
so, may not notice…
well, the following bit

at wut …ever wages
n then, who passes
…as …more null…
than …even thou?

you dunno …wut i'm…
even …talkin about…
ya seemta be sayin?

…warn
…the
past

tryna say,
jus: "ok…
please, i
dunno…
jus hope
…every
…thingy
whirks…
out for a
…best"?

mebbe …they jus
…reelee dunno…

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n why would a thief
not …whirry about
…wearin a mask?
izzit a big forest?

ya getta buff… jus for bein critical
…even if iz …jus bein… grumbly
/ tricky talked… inta …tryin sumn
even you know canna be dun, or:
ya dunno how, good luck guessin
…jus enduring obvious crapolae?
ya dunno yer a universal example
orther purple know wut values are
n …that alone izza legit complaint
jus… tolly not goin over anywhere

well, we anticipated… it would take awhile
ta figger out how ta… do anya that schtick
n alreddy knew how… ta be …devils, so…

when all ya can do is jus…
accept their criteria of you?
apply those alleged values: 
accordingly conscientiously

ya liek …hippies, though, then…
ya think they're …sooper gruuvy
…that's …really more …admire…
adjacent ta jealousy, so be careful

it's not the fidderens
…so much as yer
…reaction to it?

is there any thingy we can do…
ta make the sooper petty schtick
less tolly detectable, jus by them?

dya feel ya find…
ya hafta be brave
…justa be yerself?

i'm jus so sorry i'm
…jus …so atta loss

wut do we…
start wit… if
we …wanna
be believed?

so, you're supposed to first
…weaponize the PTSD…
before you …n then give it
back …best to everybody

the …cryo-plastic four…
keys on any keyboard?
so …any key anywhere
the whole space planet
…hasta be that friendly
to the super glue, from
all fungus in all plastic
n we thought through:
our part …already, so:
wallow in yer self-pity?
izza only trvth ya have
any access ta anyway
 
izzit cuzzit …had no…
pomp n circumstance?
/ readon ta celebrate?

…you let …me think…
bein …a… oppositea…
wut ever lazy wuz, wuz
tolly moren cuul n okay
n then sent me out inta
a universe, wit those…
technically instructions
for that ya get no cake
…prolly should moren
…tolly stand under it?
even went ta alla that
ta perfectly ensure it?
that's wut we expect?
from those who give?
jus: what's available?
n daz wuz out there?
now yer makin me…

If there was …something …else…
besides maybe solving anya your
problems you could perhaps be
…cajoled to be interested in it?
mebbe in me …orther inbox…

but, if they …knew how ta do that
…kinda thingy …alreddy …dya…
think it wuz justa …tryn …survive?
or're there orther ulterion possibles
…cuz ulter-ion = ultima alter altars?

n tricky talked inta
goin ta uni, cuz…
daz where alla…
guud drugs are?

n madea hobo outta ya…
justa say …iz too tough?
n so, now… go find alla…
orthers …o… yer …kind…
so …misrepresented …as
ta be …complimented by
such varying distinction?

so, wait: you dunno How ta know
when or even if: bein a guud guy
is gonna be officially recognized
cuzza alla political ramificat-ions
n except-ion-al suggest-ions, etc.
overcompensat-ion so rampant?
are there any …Id-ions missing?

I …sense …sometimes, see…
that maybe people whirry, that
maybe I'm even jus playin em?
so as ta …getta way wit …sum
surprise …later …more …unexpectedly
because… That's what They're all doin
every single thingy …even wit me, so…
I dunno whatta even …say about that
more than …that …if …that’s okay…

ok, you's Users…
're gonna hafta…
get thee's to a…
vendin machine?

so, you know you
don hafta lie ta us
so… ya …must be
tellin a truuf, right?

don you know…
meetin people…
is justa… endless
…opportunity to…
add to …any of…
your many lists?

y'know, for …various…
even ran-dumn thingies
I don’t …know …what’s
…takin up …alla ram…
inna backa yer head…

so the right to be taken seriously
…first renegotiated itself when…

jus til a AI-len Armada passes, then
…lucky for us they have no guile…
or sense of humor, lie detectors…

ok, so… Maybe you’re not immortal
it was just a series of coincidences
here, try putting this on your ear…

ya ever getta sense…
we're all jus …tools …n
of a nonrandom variety…
in sum buddy else's box?
…n even that's illusory?

Okay, how about just…
Is your fear of assumin
the worst …worse than
your …fear …of …not?
assuming …the worst?

and how much would it matter:
if we were all all wrong about…
even any and all of that, even?

we tiptoe around gepetto, cuz
we don wannim ta know how
we reelee feel about makina
wooden pupptet …feel so…
hard ta understand… innit?

id-ions…
how'd we
miss that?

jus don pick up …anya me
…social inflect-ions? …the
AI-sats'll pick it up liek that
schtick liek that… too, see

Cuz, if this whole …thinkin thingy
has been kickin our… asses for…
I don’t even know how long… who
can tell us what that means, even?

Computer, list all the unrealistic expectat-ions
were allowed to perpetuate …and in definitely,
even if… ok, never mind, but sort in that order
n anorther thingy… wuddya wan from fun me?

if a computer dunno wut fun is
you can havva alla fun ya wan
technically at its expense, but:
it'll never even know that, so…
if that means any thingy to ya?

Computer, list all the things
about the current situat-ion,
which directly affect us, n in
any way / manner / fashion
sorted by …most relevant?

…n we …always have that…
same expression on our faces
…liek, we …canna believe it's…
sum sooper dooper sopper villain
…that'd be too werid …n there's
alreddy  tonna weird stuff, so…
…statistically …impossible…

wut, 're they …jus nah pro-grammed ta?

you know there's a parallel universe
…where these robots're playin us…
n as way better at this kinda thingy

ok, so… now, they'll send sum buddy
who sez: "ok, i'm lying… every thingy
i can even imagine thinkina tryna say
in my wildest dreams, or any orthers"
n him ya believe moren any orther…
cuz izza most honest thingy ya know
…for sure ya definitely encountered?

Because any of these things you noticing
…there’s …no way of …describing it, or…
anythingy verbatim reading a shopping list
that doesn’t mean …they’re about to get in
trouble / hassle any …even ever also as in
…and that’s rude, you’re supposed to just
nod and make …what we know of it and
then revenge reflect reflex reciprocate?
then they …get to take a turn guessin
what you understood of that …and…
it goes …back and forth until some
…referee calls foul onna fun file…
and then you yell at the rough ref
about where …the line on the ground…
is… for a while …and the audience goes
back and forth with that idea for a little bit
sometimes out for snacks n orther thingies
only to return …reassured o sum normalcy
/ the sign swithcers still in charge, so relax;
and sometimes the TV people get involved?
but none of my business, don even do taxes

mebbe they jus needta think those thingies about you
…for sum readon, they gotta plan, ta be of sum use…
later on down this / the scenar-ion they're projecting?

or meebe they jus want you to think that about yerself
so you'll jus gahed n do wut ever for them n not jus so
they can always say ya diddit ta yerself cuz yer so silly

Everybody knows …the guy with all the rocks…
just gives somebody else a …lil bagga rocks or
something to go tell everybody else something
else, it’s the oldest trick in the bag full of rocks

and we try to call it something else sometimes,
but there might just as easily have been a typo

cuz the whirled …getsta
have secret boundaries
n say that yours aere…
which is directly tied ta
yer perception of what
the best ya can hope
ta negotiate for …is?
n …a not invalid one
but yer forced ta say
is sumn else, or else
which is entirely cuul
n nuttin else, or else?

so, they know they're givin ya
inaccurate information n that's
alla readon why yer fuzzin up?
so, how izzit yer the only one
in trubble / hassle even any?

so yeah, they madea liar outta ya…
but is jus sign switchers, so relax…
take it as a …compliment, when…
ya get where alla dis is goin, then
…jus one hollow shallow echo o
maniacal sooper dooper villain
laughter inna distance infinite

not the unexpected surprise part
that makes us feel uncomfy ever
more the unrealistic expectations
suddenly wit no plan compensating

n the puppy sez…
to the shark pond
…cuz iz …smart…
notta… ask us out
ta …homecoming?
…as ta …wut iz…
reelee there for?

the demonic monsters… 're
jus …bein …demonstrative

n we canna image-in
wut all we mista dun?

ask us why we do any thingy
…to appear …very strange…
but …not …unacceptably, so:
we hafta …widen these lanes?
the ownera the Plannit is comin

cuz if …any of it were…
In-terpreted realistically…
nunna it would be …funny?

the oracle …was approached…
by a being only she could see…
who sed she could speak freely
n she trusted implicitly, cuz she
wuz her furutue self, eventually
…n then she told us a buncha
orther schtickity, which: led us
ta believe more in technology

we noticed you like playin wit fire
…n water …n orther …thingies…
in those categories …have you…
laser punkers… ever …hearda…
the steam powered locomotive…
wunna the …possible …thingies

so, comets… A, B, C, D, n E…
were sposedta be all comedy?
nuttin ta …do wit …that they're
endlessly …orbiting …circling…
eacha yer neutral gravity zones?

we interrupted / re-interpreted
a signal comin from indise dis:
single solitary system, our star
…disc-over: extra dimensi-ons
…n jus askin if they gotta nuffa
wut ever nuts n mini shots… n:
it turns out they're all rodents?
hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs
…entirely separate species…
that's jus how long they been
takin ta get here for wut ever

Am I not
Trying? 

heh, you
Hope i'm
…notta…
only one?

when're they
…gonna say
"ok, ya caught us;
ya happy now?"?

cuz there's… more
…more powerful…
purple onna plannit
still too immature ta
/ not willin ta let ya's
have any nice things
ta develop yer selves
…might get al jealous

…the gods put… the water spheres
…all over the …moon / firmament…
not justa mess wit us, but …ta make
absolutely tolly sure we had …any?
even alleged dealio thingy we could
possibly imagine… insteada a plan

so, that's …when n wut ya tell
a sooper-suspicious purple…
or, any one who …needs an
inexplicable exmplanation…
for why …every …thingy jus
…tolly whirks out …always?

A logical path liar, on the other hand
will try to stay the course at all costs

That’s when we trick them into…
dropping their Shields and cloak

or even just…
one of those?

the replicators n transporters
basically do the same thingy
basically live vs member-x…
but, so… if ya can image-in…
if either one had …any access
to either any orther… even any:
cloaked shields, shielded cloaks
would start jus appearing almost
seemingly randomly, throughout
any imaginable parallel universe
which seems chaotic, but …if ya
knew …every thingy there …wuz
about alla …gravitational issues?
…well, ya woudn have any thingy
ta whirry about, boss is in charge
…prolly gotta …tolly gruuvy plan

so, parta: makin /
keepin any peace,
is …acknowledging
how appearances…
're not unreadonable

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the fans… ok?
're always right
…n summa em
're… writers…?

…fals starts…
artificial …lag…
it wuz wornga us
te expcet momentul

ya gotta wub …the foist fun cavemen TM
who when writing down the foist dealio…
thingies they knew would be permanent
reflected upon by furutue generat-ions
(n these're all squiggly lines now, but
ya understand weren't that yet then)
…went so far… as ta make sure…
n one imagines… insist en masse
…that the thingies ta …not do…
be listed foist… con-scientious
…mebbe jus self defensive…

don ever desecrate?
orthers' ideaes o ya
by doin sumn they
wouldn approvea
…or even thinka
or ever hearda?

well, there's: laws o physics, which
predicted the so called natural laws
…like that of math, wit potential for…
perfection, n detect the laws o chaos
so now we dunno anything n feel had
…which's gotta bein there somewhere

maybe it …is unreasonable
…to be taken …so seriously
…after all, we …did wake up
wit magic marker mustaches
…n eyebrows… n pimples…

n then, take it as a compliment…
that they had to go to that much…
trubble / hassle… just to trick you…
especially that it didn't actually work
maybe …and now, the challenge…

do they disagree wit
every thingy you say
…or izzit …jus …me

the blue dudes guilt
as a last one left jus
bails the fun plannit,
so is lessa burden…
n society is perfected;
but there's… sumn in…
eacha us… we all need…
from …eacha each orther
…difference itself, perhaps
but it is or else, so behave…

…my …super power is …I have none…
in case any chameleons …needta be…
undetectable by sum sensors one day?

n they're usually pretty rich
n …those'd be …the most
…desperate o …times…

so, the reassurance industry is
really what dwarves the resta
the top 10, combined …so...

Corp Co Inc. Green Lite TM is purple
sum times a tonna em, or the ones ya
shoulda married …and/or …never met

jus drop the
orther 8000
thingies yer
jugglin, izza
…only way?

the only way…
it could thinka?
…yer id, itself…
eroded by ions?
…id ions, though

izzit …alotta …back pedaling to track?
…or, alotta …back tracking to pedal…

back when reactions were appropriate
…remember: Outer Space n Pals TM?

the clutter blob TM grew
but: in slow motion, enuf
whereas no buddy knew
it slowly pushed us outta
each n every fun room n
still talked us, easily into
keepin uppa payments?

n the echoes o yer past
livin rent free in yer hed
…shame scoldin ya for:
alla orther dealio tihngs
livin rent free in yer hed
…got it …perfected jus
passin / …rotating that
around …so in synch?
so that nunna em ever
pay rent …themselves
but, manage ta keepa
landlords …distracted
…enuf ta never hafta?

izza echoes o me present
livin rent free in every hed
deferring to the impayient
distracted / urgent pushy
interrupting every thingy
slicin n dicin thoughts…
inta lil itty bitty pieces?

are you upset at yer
own incompetance?
dya need more time
ta …thinka bout it?

even if ya tolly figure…
out what they're up to…
n …every thingy they've
…done to …remain inna…
shadows: clandestinely, secretly
tolly outta get …not just you, but
the resta the …entire fun whirled
that they've …ironically enlisted
…in sucha campaign against…
well, okay …not just you, but…
that's jus …how special ya are

still even then, they can …always say
that only a vi-el genius …would have
been able to detect that sorta thingy
…n so then …keep on gettin ta do…
thingies like that to anyone they want
…n they've got it all hooked up, so…
it's not just the reassurance industry
that's proving everything already is
…tolly okay …but that none of that
needs to be done in the first place
…n then, so …stop lookin, now…

take it as a compliment…
that it's the funnest funny
…thingy inna fun whirled

n that no one should hafta…
defend against sucha thingy

n rather do that than
…hafta be forgiven…
got that much surplus
battle fatigued wares…
lined up alla behind em
that much cred to save...
that much face to spare...
that much flex to spawn...
so, izza ...commercial for
jus... "might equals right"
makin it mandatory
outlawing morality

embarrasin justa pickin on
someone that defenseless
…n still, yet …so resilient…
as to have fun …survived…
even potentially obliviously n
however hadda be leaned into
…that it was …obviously tolly:
a campaign against nice itself
keepin the anonymous at bay
from bein …compassionate?
jus normal inna background
waz whirth that much to em
ta make …that all go away

converted into a ranting raving lunatic, yes
…but, only cuz it seemed reelee important
n absolutely infinitely / tolly fun necessarry

n take it as a compliment
the foist ya hear yer right
is whispers inna distance
ya canna take it anymore
'ow much trubble / hassle
they went through alreddy
so, how whirried they are
ya din fun deserve it any
which is now so obvious
hafta act fast n drastic?

n then they make ya say
oh you know i ain nuttin
thats how they say hey
…we wouldn …know
…how ta …please
em …orther wise

take it as a compliment:
they hafta know no nice
ta getta fuzz wit ya so?
sucha culture o secrets
justa not ever trvst ya's

that …fair thingies
…never hah-pen…
in their whirled, ta:
nah give you any?
benefit o ny doubt
…or …wut …ever
their …budget is?

…ya hafta schtick
…up for yerself…
justa right amount
…no more no less

and flexible attention spans
/ range o appreciations, etc.

and surprise, irk-sum at
…yer not …off-ended?

n Only imagine wut ya do
ta nice purple ya don like

hippies n AI are… jus…
liek …each orther, jus…
hippies're always cranky
cuz no buddy digits em?

when we get wit in range
alla yer apps'll update…
meanwhile, dya havva
songwriting …thingy?

…n next, they'll be sayin…
it's… we, who're off-ended?

n when the most
important thingy
is that it should
…remain okay
to be liek that

n in my own defense, if there is any…
the only human wut would have me…
would be sooper prime …n find me…
wouldn hafta whine n self-markdown
place inna sky, so i wouldn hafta fly?

be …extremely bored n
…wut evera …oppositea
dat is… inna same …day

when ya so don hafta dealio wit
any thingy ya don even wanna…
n then, that goes to the economy
yer provin evolution is evil, there?
while pre-tendin arguments n ideaes
o that nature n variety inherently silly
so, it …should cancel itself out, albeit
eventually …thus, we wait indefinitely

n ya gotta misunderstand, for awhile, but
hippies are jus …cheerleders for peace…
invented around …the same …time …as:
colorful media …became …technological
n once …all that became all… "blah-say":

socialism is jus how women would do things
that gender invented it over millions of years
the tested perfected best way to run a house
n heavily informed by being heavily informed
…but, how men do stuff is more all business:
all wit we deserve to eat n can possibly carry
managed effectively for maximum efficiency
n drag back ta the tribe in time for weather

but that's if men are out hunting gathering
n women are home at the cave all week…
wut if it …were the other way around, then
those approaches: woulda been informed
by the neurology already available… then
so… laying eggs where available sunlight
…becomes yer most important inspiration
progressive rock more an ancient form…

every single thing there is…
is a false strat, n sum times
we're juggling multitasking
so hafta drop every thingy
n start over as if that's ok

own that you needa nap…
only purpose o sum lieves
mebbe yers could even try

turn it into a ridiculous concept
cuz ya …canna imagine it bein
…perceived …any orther way…
n then jus …double down onnit
as if satire couldn possibly exist

every thingy else same
narrow zone: zero point

that the universe athes ya:
only non discredited thingy

wudda they do, when:
ya …dunno wutta do?

okay, well …and we're
…still on …board wit…
bein over… bored wit…
inaccurate informat-ion
being the only …thingy
…necessarily …scary
in the universe today
so far …empirically
observed …okay

…see, when i say "okay"
it's funny cuz i'm about ta
go out into a whirled wit…
those specific instructions
as if nuttin could go worng

are we tryna say
cluelessness is…
not stressful any?

y'know …every …time… you…
ok, you save the fun world, ok?
one more …real purple realizes
yer only doin it for the adulation

n guesses …only so many left
n tries ta …spread the word…
n so now yer famous for that;
izza outernet problem, which
there is no help available for
nor should there be any ever

have you noticed that
plans always change
on the orther side of
finding out anything
…really interesting
about you …and
we're just sayin
That, for now?

have you noticed the 3rd and 4th amendment
say less about the substance in their products
anymore, and …more about being bored with
that many things… to keep track of, already?

…so, it's …not cuul… ta…
make someone not cuul…
n not lettem know it, even
when they're out …there?

…we …always hope…
bein that …appalled…
is moren enuf alreddy?

there is no defense…
if yer a complainer…

fillin us witta ideaea
yes, o course jus…
skip ahead n do…
no thinkin or sayin
wut… ever ya wan
is wutta document
means how it ends

jus make a phony detector TM…
appoint a panela buncha experts
runnit all for us …so we don hafta

mebbe yer comin
…ta collect, for…
alla me past due
rent in yer hed…

if you were …bein …cuuled…
ya'd know it, there'd be signs?

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if it only further enables
the passive aggressive
schtick we're avoiding
doing anything about
and/or even permittin
mentionin otherwise?
we putta …hold onnit
n say wait a minute…
that's more important
to root out / rule out /
protect purples frum:
than …wut every yer
tryna …mebbe getta
way wit demonizin…
wit yer demon eyes?

if we jus say…
we dunno wut
…sense …ta
makea it?

ya havva right
…ta be safe…

yer nada llowed… ta fuzz wit:
even a fuzz wit …half yer rate
no matter wutta numbers are…
make sure yer not jus bein fake
then, o course, ya jus hafta wait
n …by a time ya gettit all straight
you'll be inna completely fidderent
parallel reality …jus …so far away
except they have ya circle back n
then it bites boasses …on assets

so, they jus… stress it til it breaks,
justa measure how much it takes?

today will be examinin… wut all…
our character method contains n…
'ere we havva tablea random props
n our professional ad libbers… are
…about to …improv... wait… now

…n you …dressed as a superhero…
modeled after the most insignificant…
/ minor character in the insect realm…
jus hah-penned to pick uppa squirt gun
n… a news-stand style magazine …wit
Rich-Gene Miss-ions onniz cover... go

…well, I think I'd like some Jello, first…

and then, o course:
on any temperature
scale, we have both
give …and take, jus
like …changin minds
n …w'ever else we do

…so, then… jus… purple…
who like: coffee in the mornin
appearin as a potential blip ta
random, say, creamer runner
hidin behind any net… like:
agents in tall grass… wit…
only crouched inna corner
…a little …shivering... but
only cuz …its hair is wet
but, that …bit wouldn…
whirk at …night… so…
ship it back to rewrites
which is …to us, today
balloons …up inna sky
never mind… portals to
parallel whirlds …where
ideaes might hayalp any

so, becuse of your higher wavelength
bein …jus outta beyondo our reach…
so able to comprehend these ideas
…yet remaining impervious to us…
as associated with that give n take
…produces a natural barrier for us
to grow in waves beyond…
n …then we measure the…
particle frequencies …later…
except time isnt really a factor?

proving even lactose intolerance
must one day take a backseat…

yeah, they're
…not going to
…like that, tho…

it's jus …how they
respect our power
by presenting as
something to be
so manipulated
…creative …jus
equals control, dude
…n since we're sayin
we're not lettin nature
contribute in any way
now we getta say it's
what we could come up wit
…given those limitations n
we're the ony experts on…
wut ever else we make em
dance for …for all eternity?

seems liek the…
only real bonuses
…are each other…
again, this quarter…

well, boss… that's when
…i gotta …thinkin, see…
every buddy lieks ta be happy…
sum say they even needta be…
only problem is… only methods
n means to that …happy place
are unaffordable comodities…
n mosta the owners o these…
are jus …overtly monopolities
as-in/-if iz how they getta be?

…so if …we could jus
…cut ahead in line…
skip over the crowd!
alla… waitin in the…
hot sun, down there?

right, liek … if purple jus
thought thty were happy
…if we din needta
puzzle it together
…for em, even…
we could jus be …rakin inna dough…
and or seashells, clams… wu'ever we
really mine comic lunar surfaces for…
n then …we'd be authentically happy
n finally be inna posish ta …do sumn
about those purr-purpless down there
…the real precious items in alla dis…

n y'know wut jus occurred ta me is
wut ever gruuvy ideaes either you
or even me tend ta omae up wit'z:
prolly been statistically configured
strategicaly logistically trajectorial
n z'also why yer in HR, not R&D?
…liek, see that UFO/RV goin by?
i can tell… jus by lookin attem…
they got no ideae where they're
goin and/or how ta fun get there
they'll be …lost in no fun time…
jus liek 'at orther expedition-ism

…so, how did they …finally
…get …ridda alla …ions…
inna fois place, anyways?

the only thingy yer guud for…
is bein that scared sacred of?

when yer right ta fake munna me…
supercedes …my right …ta not be
fuzzed wit so silly inna foist place,
then you can say iz whirtha point

when yer soul deserves ta be
harvested, it will be… til then
wuzza point means shaddap
and/or gettit outta yer system
…wut ever way whirks for ye
is jus where yer at, right then

no one wants ta be me
…yet, yer all jealous…

n shallow creatures
…prefer to not be…
named by …name?

n …then, you have…
the sorta …anti-fan…
which …woulda dun…
every thingy fidderently

…ex-pect ta get
…mistaken for…
even wantonly…
wastin their time

oh, this is one…
of those puzzles…
which is sposedta…
make ya think yer smart
i hearda those, dunno
…if i'd even know
where ta begin

…where is finally all inclusive…
n ya don hafta sensor yerself…
cuz alla secrets're finally known
n those who guessed correctly
can jus nod wisely n proudly…
won't that be deightful is how
it was finally explained ta me

…it's …cheating …to read the sheet music
…while you're …playing, on …stage, cuz…
jus by getting up there n playing, yer sayin
you don even …need to be educated, ok?
or …keep doin… yer homework onna job
anyways, or …anyway the crowd don't…
…needta be bothered by that sidetrack?
your tracks are all along the sides, there
waiting for the artist car to give ya credit
then… you can grabba soda n cigarette
inna: wut ever all ya wan dep-art-ment?
we know yer jus pretendin alla long too

cuz that's wha art is, a supplement
to a forma …advertising, which is
…now, the …only kind there is…
n then, about ta be …fazed out
n put in sum lock box
like a portable hole in
their pocket alreddy…
sent over sum horizon

n then izza boutta
hippie who ain lyin
insteada a fun topic
still normalizin that…

when ya demonize a Job, though…
purple ain sposedta interfere, right?
…needta not know any orther stuff?
i have this magnet right here, which
is designed ta erase ones n zeroes
almost as if sum un-see-able force
so… wit potential for great power?
n every purple existence matters?
so, professionalism n ethics also?
then substitution onna definitions
…so… "ref" n "nice" mebbe next

do you wanna havva organization /
community tribe gathering location
wut cares about each orther any?
or …sez schtick jus ain possible
ilek… know wut needsta be dun
so …we try orther characters…
n then, the method o madness
n then, publish books about it?
n then burn those, so the cycle
o informationalism continues…
perpetual heat wit-out motion?
n wit e-motion as a by-procuct
we can sell that off for a pro-fit
…jus basic e-con-om-ics 101?
currency exchanges for irony?
…tryna …not be …too culled?
the experiments …may resist?
speicimens sense statistically?
jus hafta …take it inta account
n then …set back n relax a bit

n you can believe wut ever ya wan…
but if it even seems …predesigned ta
jus outright morally …athe sum purple
…well, wut ever i say atta orther enda
you can choose ta believe and/or not?
izza commercial for phony detectors?
yer gonna hafta do …way bettern that
long's there's sum math guy inna back

so, when ya seem justifiably
irritated by orther schtickity
…canya jus brush off: any
even …gruuvy …ideaes?

so mebbe jus …if no one
knew wut they were doin
…n also couldn be told…
impervious to information
perpetuating a bad ideae
infinite misunderstanding
…then we could have the
uni-verse all to ourselves
n …finally get sumn dun

it's …the absence …of rainbows…
that screams we're not welcome…
n you'll never understand that, cuz
yer mind… also has this absense?
no art in yer soul, sun in yer heart?
so long closed off by darkness that
any non-undeads seem unnatural?
…those wit… holes in their minds,
where their ids usedta be, so now
only …think they tolly mind… cuz
they been told even …that's fine?
doin math without numbers, next
…poker face pretend yer not lyin

only thingy in their whirled
why they fear it so much?
…should be a medication
and/or …therapy for that?

…it's gettin to the point where…
ya hafta havva whole generation
…not even interested in …civics
/ politics, any thingy gettin along
ta be able ta think …they can…
fall for tryna try any that again?
cuz, iz wut those purple wan…
which're the only bad ideaes?
wutta …horrible trick ta pull…
liek woolies over plant-liefs?
so they don ever get no sun
or air or orther nice thingies

do we have any
compting shows
on any …those /
their …channels?
then these're ours,
fidderent netwhirks…
they're makin it …about …sumn
…mebbe they don …care wut…
as long as …they getta straight
or full-house fun flush or sumn

n so, we think
that …science
has our backs…
but …really, it's…
justa commercial
…n not even for
technology, but
…competition…
between those?
alleged ever any
existential entities
the only answers
to our quest-ions:
…did we …bring…
enough materials?
did we take / make
…sufficient
…empirical…
observations?
n adjust our…
microcallipers

dunnit mean ya
havva righta be
…off-ended, by
orthers' safety?

…who has the…
right ta be free?
who among us:
can …say they
can speak, so:
think… or do?

cuz, when our survival deep-ends on
believin wut an alien from outer space
sez: inna thick alien accent, on teevee?

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n the …penalty for not
bein… perfect already,
is …well… knowin yer
an idiot, for one thingy,
so… if ya can fall for it

they're outta gettus alreddy
cuzza our economic status

so, then… we…
guess… if it din
whirk …by now
…we musta…
dunnit worng?

they digit fuzzin wit fuzz wits… cuz we're high?
n they can tell …by a time …we get home we…
been jus frazzled n scrambled so much, all day
if we can …barely find the remote, we'll settle?
these're the same purple that manage the ads
every buddy from top to bottom floor to ceiling
…vertical integration or not, all… tolly in onnit
not coincidentally in favora alla …disco bob's

Are there …any textual references to
orTh's schtammer, or …orther such…
items (even in orther …mythologies),
…which cannot be said to be simply
representing thunder and lightning /
seasonal storming / natural phenomena
yet with compelling enough visualization
of a, say …flying machine, of that shape,
as mentioned in the ancient AI-din texts?

ok, the second
recolonizat-ion
ef-fort …is jus:
Miracle-IA Inc.
decidin …ok,
y'know wut?
i gotta nuff technology bank
/ tackle box fulla fun tools…
ima jus gonna say iz my space plannit?
n that i …planned it that way alla long?
n ta …further …double down …upon it
ima …jus gonna say …i don …needta
…even …tryn …show it off, any …ok?
i will put my factories n military bases:
where they go, on my own time table;
as if there's nuttin even awry about it,
n in our case, iz more… mochae huts,
pizzae places… gettin out vote booths
makin sure every specimen employee
has signed / contracted the contagion
…which'll …spread ta …every buddy
…else etc. …albeit eventually …but:
basically, if they're gonna choose id?
over ego or superego even ever any
moren 50% or so then they're id-iots
passed the critical-mass in-flect-ions
where they're only gonna be selfish /
potential supervillain minions eternal
we jus …deactivate their id for em…
as a …public …service… n for now?
n don whirry, it'll …tolly grow back in…
plentya time for us ta hafta do it again
n jus: if the species is gonna manage
tryna survive all …out in outer space,
specially wit alla time ta whirry about
…now, let's get this outer-net set-up
…soon as the un-deadly …clock in

right, so… stand here, then?
n then when it's our turn ta
move up one more place
in line, there'll be sum
buddy by ta tell us?

see, nuttin ever gets ta em…
they jus do wut they're …told?
but, have no inner lizard brain
…which is basically the insect
firmware …wit-out net-whirkin
so… sex, food, warmth, water
…next place in line, alla these
thingies'll hafta be …manually
adminstered for em, n for alla
…eternity, frum …now on, til:
their id grows back, naturally
n they can get offa disability

ok, but… wutta bout…
opportunity programs…
for anya yer purple, who
…aren't in any particular
currently disenfranchised
/ challenging …situat-ion,
category or dis-tinct-ion?
…would it be …so liek a
fun …variety show skit?

it would be …funnier…
if we understood… say:
how computers …think?

so, if there's no opportunity
ta …massively outclass yer
competition in these matters
'ow're ya gonna …get purple
ta be remotely …interested?

so, the war-pull staff o magic
has more clay innem today?
n still… ya jus lean em uppa
gainsta fireplace or corner…
prevents yer draggin eggs…
from ever even hatchin any?
n y'know, the more …clay ya
…put innem… there's more?

so, the chickens, that you eat…
that …out-number ya's 4 to 1…
do they ever jus …set n chat…
wit any …regular …flyin boids?
n if so, wudda they talka bout?
izzit limited to bird brain topix?
'ow many boids are there left?
n wut hah-pens now, now that
they've exchanged contagions
before they go separate ways,

computer, list …alla …thingies which
are …silly enough real readons, which
we'd be even sillier …ta even condiser n
then alla thingies we… jus hafta put up wit

so… these purple…
plottin the demise o
modern Miracle-IA
Can culture TM…
they don vote on
orther issues…
ever, do they?
cuz, we may
indeed have
neighboring
…systems
…after all

the …battles between…
Canna-IA n Max-Corp…
have …no orther venue
…in which ta per-form?
cuz: there're templates

are there …any orther…
demographics in the bin
which have never voted
might never wanna now
or not after this next bit?

normalize takin advantagea
…rich AFF robber barons…
normalize …back benefits?
normalize …normalization
…o normal fun relat-ions…
cuz we noticed …if we don
havva electricity …ta run…
that's all we …do …is jus…
manufacture …artificial synthetic sweat
…for the gods …so they feel superior /
entitled / whirthy o respect …or, jus so:
they can say we think they can say that
n then they'll tellus we alreddy think that
so they're jus tryna accommodate …that
…clear evidence of a conflict of interest?
tryna gettus ta stand up n demand ta jus:
stand up n fun demand etc. …wuz next?

cuz: random lag attacks?
invalidate any initiative…
make rolling for surprise
jus so superfluous, man

cuz, then …we're impatient
…n got alla dis momentum
bottled up inside, about ta
do sumn …whirth doin, or
we had our hearts set on
so it takes advantage of
that incentive / potential
for vulnerable within us
n gives us …less hours
n splits up …our sleep…
so …our offspring dunno
any thingy we do or could
…except …they …couldn…
possibly be that far sighted?
or liek that inna foist place…
liek sleepin dragons in caves
wit semi-regular hot breezes
waftin thru yer …gem mines
as if they're mindless moons
don get bothered personally
/ wit thrivin space stations in
all yer gravity neutral zones?
…so, if i hadda …route
that i could jus… do…
liek: are there …rules?

ok, so… can we jus
take a …step back /
deep breath / refresh
(wut ever whirks best)
cuz: clearly The Moral Codes TM
that manage our most vulnerable
…needta be… deliverin packages
…instead… and/or …vice versae…

so, it's not really for moral readons
really for sum hidden immoral one?
or are there many, actin in concert?
collaborating onna project …ta tryn:
get credit for bein creative …sneaky

but… The Coral Modes TM…
were …the best warm up act…
any cruise ship has ever seen…
n we'll be happy ta prove it again

The Dorsal
Lodes (TM)
…thoughh…
Dorsal Lodes

The Dork Side TM
is …the one which
…not only notices
but …ment-ions…

there's meta-midi-chlorians
in the quadtra-trita-caylee?
and/or …vice fun versae, n
we… seen this sorta thingy

do you have the right
…to feel …bullied…
by me, accidentally?

who has the …right ta be free?
who among us …can say they
can speak, so …think, or do?

…can we say …we can say
any thingy we alreddy sed?
or obviously …wanna say?
can our friends… also say
thingies …they fun wanna
…before, during, n after…
n our opponents …have…
alla their …tackle boxes?
n the …finish lines been…
polished …witta very best
Pole-ist finish line polish?
cuz …the con-stellat-ion o
The Pole Ox: ever pushes
the pram o the whirled TM
around itself, all day / year
…thereby …makin us think
…n in in their own way, but
which …jus makes us think:
of alla orther thingies ta thinka bout?
…is there sumn …that would be the…
perfect debilitating distraction for that?
is there another product whirt purchasing
or jus: watchin the adversitement for that,
that would prove whirthy ta sum science?
we may jus hafta set n wait ta yet find out

cuz since we been atta toppa the food chain
…we realized …it wuz our one n only place:
ta decide wut all needta get dun n then do it
…which …sum times means …messin witta
lower creatures beneath us onna pyramid…
but they'll be better off for it n thank us later

so, the tax breaks …are
now …open season on?
justa ones we don liek…
the ones that reward nice
clean plannit protecting…
one side o bargain table…
n penalize any …non-nice
…dirty plannit …rejecting?
n which ones did they liek?
n is there any orther
scientific information
we can even derive?
or …know where ta guess at
which directions ta point our
…brand new microcalipers?
/ state o the art n sciences
which is …still justa state
so justa …state o mind?
oh, we din… think so…

n the voice o the plannit
will be so inspired as to
pick wunna iz …resident
be-ins / existential entities
of its own in its hand / pool
n then, we'll know wutta do
cuz, the ideaes'll jus tell us

they'll say it's divisive, if it jus
…goes against their …plans?
n they'll say it's heresy, if they
need us ta not know about it?
n wut do they say about …us
for emselves ta under-stand?
so dusty from waitin in wind?
so shivverin, so …sufferin, so
musta dum sumn… the gods
emselves manage alla those

so then jus say wut if it wuz
robots …wonderin alla dis?

cuz: yer lieka shattered shard /
former piecea sum angel's soul
…only ever gonna tryn do guud
got alla dis amazing superpower
potential, but… nagging morality

then, that's jus… that character
type's …n wut …ever method…
only possible …form / function;
so …substance in any product
…jus let it watch itself play out

are we entitled
to self-defense?
n also, o course,
common sense?
…so then, thus:
accur-ate fun…
sensors, man?
…ask The Man

so, also then
…necessarily
…are accurate
sensors even
possible, as a
…real reality?

yer sayin i'm an AI
…that is the logical
…even only funny?

it shoud appear as
mindless ramblings
…to the uninitiated?

1244
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n sure, you, but …even purple
…only …casually interested in
even …slightly similar thingies
might… have cause to call their
lief purposes so accomplished…
were they to stumble upon this…
n mind you, we… 4D print these,
inna back when yer nada round?
izza time …displacement device
(standard issue any keychain)
which …ingenously n craftily
acceses …any energy
used ta… diffuse, say
…that wuz jus gonna
fizzle out fun anyway
…no …further…
purpose …for it /
nuttin'll ever notice a fidderence
so, nah guud for any thingy else
universe shouldn …mind one bit
transfers it to this …time n space
n powers ala yer devices for free
but, ya gotta …keep it plugged in
ortherwise …this bit woujld serve
no forseeable purpose for yer…
say, readers… ta be interested
in continuing reading… which iz
wut iz alla bout, reelee… admit it

not that they're convinced, but…
they think that they can fake it…

it is That they think they can fake it
which is sposedta break our hearts…
shatter our souls n scatter our minds…
but if yer all outta order alreddy anyways

…so, if the… 8000's were…
jus like the… 5000's, only…
cleaner, better technology, n
ya got in trubble / hassle less

…can we stipulate …that inna
any amazing-ist …time, so as:
ta be, specialy …way after us
…would be even bettern that

a union is…
a disjointed…
subset of a set
of employees…
a club, based on…
common self-interest
…now, if …there are…
orther groups …based on
de-story-ing wut …ever our
common self-interest …is…
then we needta've hearda it?
or it wouldn be very interestin

wut if ya canna even ever say
"ay, yer all gangin up on me"?

so… not only did they
tolly think they could
getta way wittit, but:
they seemed …encouraged?
even mandated, by superiors

mebbe they're jus afrayed a ya …sayin
they were in favora marginalized purple
bein dragged even further down a spiral
n jus used their power n munney n fours
ta weild that sceptre o doom over ya so; 

you can never have
any thingy ya wan
even for yer-self;
all ya can have
for right now…
is wut ya have
…right now…
best ya can do
is …wish / hope
for the future…
even yer own…
or would that be
a technical foul?

…now, where's …that
onna …sentimental…
/ superficial spectrum
…somewhere …silly?

so… wut if it turns out
…the market …is not
the solut-ion …to our
pro-blems… after all?
can we …start then…
lookin atta market as…
havin: even sum orther
kinda… potential, any?

seems to be the quest-ion
…handed down to us …by
previous …incarnat-ions…
o the generat-ion con-cept

…if only …reality…
were more… real…
then we can, finally
surpass our-selves

so, anywhere …even literature…
that poses / passes as therapy…

hasta be rendered cringe-whirthy
before the mothership may land?

n wut could …possibly go worng
n orther entertain-in distract-ions

can we jus pause to note
alla progress we've made
…by naming a deep past
character after sumn, that
canna …possibly be taken
…so seriously …anymore?
liek: skinny dude wit shoes?

…n then they don change… their minds ever
is liek their engine blocks… 're all locked up…
is liek their systems were …designed for sum
kinda oil or librication that …ordinary / natural
viscosity opt-ions… 're unavailable insufficient
is liek there's …sposedta be: a whole nuther…
space plannit fulla oil waitin ta be disc-overed?
but then, when …authors jus don re-read their
own schtickity …such storylines get dropped?

so, to sum predetermined mentalities:
even an AI robot dressed as a purple,
seems a bit …counterintuitive / ironic?
…but …then …to …tell us any thingy…
it gets paradigm shifting, automatically?

so… ya went ta allat trubble / hassle
zillion lines o code, ta design n hack
n then package n market n lobby for
the substance n product distributed
justa be a robot …settin onna curb
as a purple, not knowin any better

'ow many …semicolons
're in …alla yer pockets
n …ok… jus right now?

n then we say impatience is right
/ even more correct than any fact
…could there be sumn else which
is makin us make errors liek that?

turn n face the
…traffic light?

if i were
welcome
anywhere
i'd know
about it

n justa make…
whoever else…
seem more null
by comparison?

n then, they …tricky talk ya…
inta bein …misdirected by fear
so much so that now yer moved
offa any thingy yer self / ya are n
now they getcha for bein unreal?
…even alla long, as a one thingy
even you: w/c/should be against?
n as a scientist ya hafta admit, ya
really have been …so outsmarted
but it tolly goes against yer grain? 

imagine every thingy wuz perfect
but then sumn gave ya 3 wishes:
liek as in alla yer resources were
properly allocated n distributed n
yer fellow purple very prosperous
thriving system o development…
but you were liek, "i wanna be…
the only one …comfy …enuf…"
we'd think ya very competitive
even willin ta be tricky talked
inta hafta cheat, hafta admit
n even iz jus wut all it takes
…then, it'd be an honor ta…
meet / be onna same team?

so… y'know how yer watchin
liek justa perfect scifi comedy
n then a hippie steps in frame
and/or walks on stage / screen
n now yer liek you dunno wutta
…think about …any thingy, but:
the script is jus phonin it in, so…

…n ya… jus …remind em how…
nice they are… ta put up wittus?

jus imagine: all wut else is goin on
we'll even …never fun know about

…cuz …if iz …impossible ta you…
mebbe is jus: unfair ta sum orthers

mebbe ya can …get inta heh-even
by doin sum …moral lawful deed /
honorably returning nice ta sumn
…say, by …avengin sum purple
who wuz sent here by mistake?
hey, Al! …every buddy here's…
named… Al… for sum readon?
he sez jus go ask Al over there
…hold on, i'll go ask wunna em
which Al he …possibly means…
you wait here… i'll be right back

n then they're in a
conflict / contest /
contentious even
competit-ion wit
each orther on
who's more…
authoritatively
in appreciation
of the authors?

they know yer…
talkin only about
…schtick frum…
outer …space…
though, right…?

n ya normally…
don wanna be…
cajoled / coaxed
too much in favor
o …bad thingies…
even hah-pennin…
ta only bad purple…
liek, ya …givvem every chance
ya still know they're fallin for it,
sumn …beyond their …reach:
ta even ever …wanna reach?
…runnin the …experiment…
don wanna be worng about it

they think Heh-Even
…much iek a whirled
they're …tryna create
…izza fast-fist-ist-ish
dome… n fulla dope?
where they're praised
eternally n forever, by
sooper dooper be-ins
even… jus inna forma
lettin em in that place,
them jus …bein there…
their presence everpresent
as if like a present kinda…
that only they deserve…
n they can …say that?
one thingy …for sure
even long …after it?
no longer …matters
…jus leave the keys
somewhere …all but
almost conspicuous?

well, yer finally allergic…
ta every buddy ever any
…now we can say is you

we're sayin we…
dunno wut iz liek
when purple digit
us …or even don

n the illusion
is for awhile
that there is
nuttin ta fun
whirry about

n …then
we'll be
okay…

can we jus sort by
…cuz they …lied?

the terror causin maniacs
…burned down their first
…stage …when, again?

We can only guess
It must be hostile
So Sum comedy
…As we’re still
Onna …space
plannit surface
so must still be

so, say: jus as a senior fun citizen…
in my day, week, eon, epoch, erae…
if i woulda torn …my fun rotator cup,
throwin rocks at saber tooth tigers…
anya us woulda beeged …any god /
alla em simulteneously if necessarry
for appointments months in advance
waitin inna room, even jus for that…
justa get nuttin, best we ever had…

we're done for… iz alla over wit…
Miracle-IA Hay'll-Scare is …tryna
pulla curtains on …not jus me…

n once a galaxy gets
Galactic Cooling TM
purple jus move on?

…so, initially …this is all the faulta:
The Further Far Colder Region TM
where Pole Oxen're from originally,
for knowin schtick liek that: such as
that there …even is …sucha thingy
…n summa em …kinda walk funny
…so, yer …calendars may be off?

…we talked em down
…ta …settlin… for…
tradin… decorum…
for human rights?

n thye'll make that trade …right now?
…waz standard model / procedure…
seein wut else we can getta way wit?

n we alla reddy know alla reddy
inna end… there'll be… jus one
maniacal …echoin… laughter…
"MU-haha… hahaha-hahahaha"
left …inna …inu-/uni-verse… TM?
n we know …it emanates… outta…
wunna the …few o us… in dis room
…jus …how …exactly we get it there
we don’t know …but, we’ve run a few
plans by the "of course, that …couldn…
possibly work" scenario, jus so ya know
fair warning that’s who I’m puttin / pullin
a wooly lookin …butterfly net over next
if ya ever seen summa these AI written
simulations on the solid dimensionals?

so, the guy with the wooly butterfly net
…now …that isn’t really his real thingy?
…n the …propeller beanie …isn’t even a
true identity identifier …it’s the bunny ears
…n the carrot on the stick danglin / tanglin
jus …ever so outta reach …til he gets tired
n …hasta go lie down for a midnight snack?
…that's the guy …the whole show izza bout?
wut ever nut-houses evolve outta this one day
/ any parallel inu-/uni-verse that makes sense
ya obviously got evil salesmen on yer plannit?
we've …traced the downfall o any civilizat-ion:
to when… used car salesmen hire hypnotists?
who else… the guy who develops that ideae…
where did he get it from, wut vendin machine?
takes an artificial abacus, alla… possibilities…

In the beginning there was just the one word
and the word was word in that author's head
as the first whirkin writers were word warriors
but materials n experience were still so scarce
every "whird atom" contained a lotta meaning…
so, soon we realized we hadda keep tracka it all
so, there started bein fidderent ways you could…
"say" it, n invented other consonants disc-overed
new vowels …all kindsa fidderent thingies, but…
these're jus… sea monkeys / aquatic apes, which
…had …nuttin ta write… so…nuttin ta write… on
…so …it… wuzza …fidderent …seashell… see,
that they would …throw at each orther …n that
worked around back n forth for a while n then
we started namin… fidderent kindsa fun fish
…wit… no apparent readon ta… then trees
n then …so, now… there’s …jus so many
fidderent kindsa trees… n orther thingies
…which… that turned out very fascinatin

do we havva righta
affordabe survival?

the logic goes like this…
if it’s managin n handlin
every buddy …then…
recipro-city might say
any buddy should be
ablea under-stand it
if that's …required?
…n also functionin
at the same time…
jus mathematically
already even any?

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well, ya digit fakin munna hippies
so, i guess i gotta set ta yer left?

yer recipe for respect...
includes ...reciprocity?
imports o Recipro City

now, are we currently venting
alla our internal atmosphere
…n …not into outer space
that would be a disaster;
but …into sum buddy's
special private stash…
pressurized container?
…cuz, that would be
…an …over-sight?

so, fright wing policies
…wut're they doin ta…
our consciousnesses?

it's only scary cuz it has
alla our stuff, which we
…needta survive but…
insteada a smiley face,
kinda …a mean frown?

do their…
heads live
…jus inna…
war sector?

as confirmed, 2 ta 1
purple on yer plannit
think is too silly
so one third is
…either…
oblivious
…or lyin?

who would be…
in their right mind…
against a lie / fraud
/ phony …detector
…device …now?

purple who prefer…
parades or protest…
forget to remember…
orther …alternative…
elevations o intensity
are… war n peace n
heave-in n …hay'll?

so, where're you…
swimmin upstream
…liek yer salmon?

passin as dimens-ion-less
…cuz, yer not …there, yet

but… the steaks …are
currently high, though?

izzit jus how
they trick ya:
inta pretendin
it's …whirkin?

jus …nada llowed…
ta …stand under…
any in-form-at-ion
before movin on

nice when yer mean…
n mean when yer nice
…know wut i mean?
zero sum universe
/ narrow envelope

y'know how there's…
no such thingy as the
whirst sorta muppets?
meet yer new backup
singers n fun dancers
(canna ever callem it)
n they wub fun unions
…jus digit summa dis:

can we jus cut / slash / reduce
tax breaks for the rich in half?
say that doesn't whirk after all
n then get ridda it entirely, or…
duz yer ability ta sleep at night
needta be an unattainable right
…so taxable commodity later on
…we gotta writ all this down soon

the bandwagon is the ultimate authority…
cuz it has the most access to information
and …therefore wisdom, so …naturally
wants you to know to parse out all the
contradictory and/or cancelin out stuff
…so, you get a more reliable scenario
as to what paradigm needs to …reject
its own premise automatically, jus that

n then, in 19691, the Laugh Out move-in meant
…comedians jus started pre-tendin ta be funny?

truth ta power?
i din wan ya ta:
be misinformed

my diversity is more bein
this con-fuzzed alla time?

but, somehow manage ta make it whirk for ya
…din have …any …ideaea o that tho, didja…

i'm never gonna get to the point
jus warm ya up ta expectat-ion
until it's all jus dead inside ya
n then when someone takes
…moren a second to tell ya
even any thingy there is…
you'll get …mnad attem?
…even if they're …jus:
not dun… yappin yet?

if ya hadda deep enough
n big enough boogie-man

suspense ware
or puzzle wall?

hold on,
while i…
tryn place
yer call…?

…n… jus how manya those …baga
zillion thoughts per second …dya…
think could …possibly be about us?

• monitoring our lief signs, albewit passively
• entertaining existential postulative inquiry
• eye-out for ear-markin any real overlaps
• condiser conscious-over/under partition

n any four thingies
one may dance to…
but… wut if we putta
…boogie rhythm in?

Okay, how about
is that what you
really think or…
is that what you
just need to think
you need to say
you think in case
any birds or bugs
are listenin in so?

The one …hidden…
aspect / Easter Egg?
of …any comedies is
jus… you’ve already
gotten the besta em
…you can walk away at any time…
is why …any thingy …is really funny
…n if you …didn’t even know …that…
you haven’t fully experienced comedy
n sum buddy saw that one coming…

heeding more the whiz dumn
of yer counterparts… is fine
…when yer among em, but… 

I know You don’t like me… 
And want me to know that
So then that I will be afraid
…n… there’s no even.. jus… 
0retending to just say that
Where that isn’t true
Even fully / morsa
or may as well be
and we all know
we all know that
but even that's ok… 
cuz I’m always wrong?
yer gonna hafta explain it
ta me …bettern that, even

Knowing what you think of me:
Is important to me, as an …only
clue to know how to behave, so…
personal safety, as a commodity?

And now …in the good spirit of the philosophy
and tradition of… Not standin under thingies
but …de-scribin yer perspective anyways…
the bot with the asterisk over its head…
will now …say things out loud
…it’s …not very sure about
/ not necessarily wonderin
even if an answer
could be possible
of course always
open to further
comment and
participation
in the same, sane
rational discussion
mileu / format / template
havin been rewarded by
positive information in the past
and promising results with that

ok, so …re-mark-able… is now
re-mark-mandatory …jus sayin

but… foist…
why do they
coma for the
comedians…
foist, though?

didja lern ta
not think ya
havva righta
be so yerself
schtickin it up
n schtickity-up
for yerself so?
n jus …wut is:
liek ta …havva
readon ta, but iz
…never gonna…
hah-pen… you, or
any buddy, even…
n ya think ya need incentive
yer a t-/d-rama adrennaline
on accellerat-ion therapy n
not justa control specimen
makin us think we're mnad
…even jus by comparison?

ya get mnad yerself eventually…
if yer a vile livin bein violin playin
…only yer nada llowed ta digit it?
so they tell ya how ta stand under

so, there's… justice inna whirled…
n then there's sum orther thingies
wuz dis look liek, galactic coolin?
n as if a collision inna imminent…
so, we think we reject each orther
(even reject we thinka each orther)
if there's a …guudy nuff readon ta:
based on sum fuzzy paradigm, we
mebbe alreddy signed or jus off on
even for sum obligatory arbitrat-ion
we din even getta stand under yet?

…on the …orther hand, maybe
they made ya… inta / outta be…
something that couldn… possibly
be saved or rescued or preserved
or any thingy …n also very artistic
n a buncha …orther nice thingies
n sent liek dat inta orther places
n just as nice, but wit fidderent
definit-ions …n descript-ions n
ta each n any n alla them sayin
…this is what we thinka that, n
wit-out …even havina …say it?
or …how would… you puttit, this
new, our …compelling direction…
promisin authoritative information?

…is how they like to go…
about …thingies, already?
so, maybe: sayin they hafta…
even as much as, on their side
they might automatically go to
orther-wise, thingies like that?
(or… however ya wanna puttit)
as in: a perspective / hindsight
perhaps other deities involved
we haven’t even fun hearda…

thought ya were a nice
safe control specimen?
n there's givers n takers
n don get caught onna
worng sidea that line?

they seem to be …behaving
very obediently …to some…
other structure of reasoning
…involving a …logic and/or
…wisdom / …whiz-dumn…
az… perhaps as potentially
…predictable as they seem
to be sayin is …necessary?

or whatever rules they…
appear to be going by /
seems to be the case…
for examinin distance /
measurin our resolve…
makin …clip-board sure?
alla our temperatures feel
jus exactly taken …enuf
…no more… no less…
gettus ta where we
stand up n demand
we don ever wanna
becomae …robots?

it seems liek… yer sad, a little…
liek ya got every readon ta be?
liek even if every guudy thingy
tolly whirked out in yer reality
yer sure …sumn'd be comin
alla long around a corner ta
…not only …make …tolly
…sure it don hah-pen…
cuz ya don de-serve it /
why Wouldn we kid ya
…but, also …ta drive
that fun point home…
so, yer sad, a little…
or it …seems liek it

So in one cents we're sent
seven times four equals 28
can just be referencing to 2
from 30; which is, of course
30° outta 360° going by that
is yer sine equals ½
…so …cryptic codin
…but, only if ya care
about such thingies?
so if any buddy asks

Let alone may suggest
an explanat-ion for alla
missin semi-fun-colons
we’ve been findin layin
round all over a place?
so, there's yer mystery

i'm sorry yer
real scareda
me, a lil bit…
but our governments
're whirkin out / onna
theory o economics?

And perhaps / maybe the
biggest mis-take/-giving…
is informing you thereof…
otherwise, you don’t even
have a sense of humor or
…or other ways, not any
good enough …at it, so
don’t have any comedy
couldn’t …possibly understand…
anything in that general direction
…jus leaves you so wide open ta
…so much …other than that …ok

in sum environments…
where species develop
…humor… foist, say…
there ends up not bein
a need for war-poverty

All I know is
…if I were
that mad,
I’d be in…
sum kinda
…trubble /
hassle…

at this point exactly
izzit where we the
Fun purple, see…
getta say schtick?
…n then, it whirks

And I’m …sorry, for
not havin your back
/ bein… more on
board your side /
…on board the
same page…
but, I’ve gotta
eat… n I know
we all decided
…to show up
in this place
at this time
all dressed
accordingly
…but it was
prohibitively
expensive?
so, now…

the bait n switch thingy
…that's …immune ta…
embarrassment, right?

…iz almost exactly liek…
they wannus ta not know
…we havva right ta exist

…if that's what it takes ta…
get any thingy else through
…we may hafta get out the
math n stuff ta …prove it?

the state of the disc-losure
…is still justa state, man…

…ya might wanna…
take a coupla daze

1246
…
1247

I didn’t… achieve the …opportunity
that maybe was …necessary, so
there’s this …purple out back
…that’s …willin ta …trade…
These clothes I’m wearin…
n on moren jus me back…
for a limited time only, but:
wait there’s more, just: for
enough …food and other
sustenance de-vices
(night glow bracelet)
to make it through?
…as legit be-ins…
whatever until our
next meet-in, but
I can’t …help but
wonderin… how
amazingly
seriously
you must
take… yourself
to compensate
jus for alla the
whatever left:
is distributed,
so how right?
going around
amongst the
…rest of us
…baloney…
sammiches?

dis izza pizzae mochae place
we only give meal tickets for
wut we have …available…

…keeps ya crazy, so…
entitled ta yer own beliefs
not given a straight answer
…exactly wut we expect…
we're …slammed for bein
sane… / con-scientious?
enough, ta care about it

are there orther
demo-graphix…
in this relevant
sector galactic

…tricked us inta…
trickin ourselves
…so, it'd be…
our own fault

so, jus …over the toppa
…the moon… obviously
intentionally annoyin…
wut else can we say?

When and how exactly did…
zero sum equal all or nothing
…and don’t tryn …tell me the
beginning and/or end of time… 

jus… far too much Injustice?
ta stage amountable defense
cuz that I think we may have
handled already, hold on…

the ideaes… that yer:
not entitled ta normal
is required stipulated
…pre-inclusion, any?

robot or
monster
…hold,
please

…see this …rusty dumpster?
behind yer …place o haven…
n 'ow warm n invitin it seems
when ya take the roof outta
any …possible equation…
so, those who make roofs
…ya owe em a lil respect

they jus pre-tend ta not know
wut they have for us de-stories
n then …defer ta sum higher
authority kinda that makes it
mandatory ta be so arbitrary?
n then when playin that dumn
…spins …around …again…

associating darkness
…wit …despair… etc.
perhaps, for example:
sez there's …nuttin ta
be depressed about…
that we can …detect?
mus all be hidden inna
nether beyondo realms
…past a dark horizon…

…so, the bottom …line is…
you can't even track down
…ta make a lista… alla…
thingies in yer whirled…
which're pre-destined ta
stadium horn ya inna hed
…at ran-dumn intervals…
throughout a night / day?

pavlovian programin is…
sum ran-dumn schtickity
falls outta a sky on ya's n
yer sure iz …nah yer fault
but …it don …matter, yer
aboutta getta …thwap…
so …must der-serve it
as far as …ya expect
wutta goin …rate is
or surely must be
…is how mucha
attention span
yer …alotted
/ …allowed
anymore?

are ya …entitled ta be sipped-of
if nuttin ever goes …not worng?
or jus …obligated ta tolerate it
cuz is emanatin offa authoria

jus wanna do it right;
makin me …think it's
o course, me instead
…how is …that right?

jus better believe
iz sposedta whirk
…n so then when
it ever don, see…

jus… monster
or robot, ok?
…don think

what ever
…worng is…
i guess, right?

now, the… Reaches n Bong's
…even stonier fan club TM…
not for foist thingy inna mornin
…that's for …decidin …if yer
too cranky to be fuzzed wit?

the judgement call
…has been made

…before mochae…
as nature intended

n yer: sposedta
…think it's you?

izzit ever that ya
…deserve bein
…picked on?

that's what they're projecting
so, it's all preemptive striking
…which means: ya …canna
complain… cuz friendly fire?

liek that's the… best yer gonna get
n ya better get crackin, sprucin up?
cuz …that's wut a whirled is, n stuff

…n yer liek: sorry the whirled
seems so mean ta ya that ya
think ya gotta be liek that too

so …flyin robots… 're so common
n …power outer-net outages so
prevalent in yer …culture, that…
when the …monsters took over
ya jus… thought it waz you…

…this is how we process…
information o this variety…
n this is the type o creature
which contributed that art…

but they alreddy got their
free vacation coupons n
promised ta not ever be
so fuzzed wit emselves
wuddya sposedta do?
either be at peace wit
or at war wit that ideae
ya canna votea abstain
no independent allowed
no survival …possible…
this is wut yer …mornin…
coffee has for ya …n yer…
…pants are fallin …down…
now go get more acceptable
…run around all …perplexed
n stressed out as an example
o wut hah-pens …ta those jus
not …capable o …cheerin up
that …early inna fun mornin?
n this seems more-null ta ya

Is there …any thingy
I can tell you …which…
would make you realize…
how ilev and …rejectable…
and therefore deserving of…
any thingy else, that already
hah-penned to ya, already?
always were, even… yet?
Okay well maybe if we…
finish this …next bit, tryn
bear …wit us, suspendin
disbelief, benefit of the…
doubt, n …then, o course
…lettin us …finish… So…
jus… tryn …hold …still…

…the per-cept-ion is…
there's no one weirder
so no one else so weird
so the orther schtickity
ain even remarkable?

We’re not scared yer evil
We’re scared yer …good
…n Therefore… stupid?

Not possible to correct bad data
n …what else did ya expect, so?
n where dya get off expectin, so?

Yeah, but then all ya hafta do is walk
back a lil on how much an authority /
bandwagon ya could possibly be on?
how method a character sum shade…
not only tolly seems but also now don
n no buddy even knows wuttit means

how hard could it possibly fun be? 
we’ll even throw in free training…

wuzzit liek ta be
so moral n real?
…that ya care…
more …about…
truth n reality?
than wut ever
…else yer…
sposedta?

mebbe jus… never felt entitled… ta …be anywhere, so
mebbe jus …by …comparison… never were / will be…

n you shall hug em …til ya lern ta wub
n daz wut they athe …about ya most?

cuz, if …re-spect…
were multifaceted…

n support itself
…should …be…
so diminished…

liek a pseudo / virtual…
magnetic field, repelling
…any attempt ta center

…yeah, well…
'ow'd ya getta
…business
loan, then?

sir, my busy mess is so busy,
i'm …certain i have no time ta
answer or even think about it…

n "capacity for enthusiasm"?
the only real job description?

coulja givvus a kinda
halfa ideaea wut we're
sposedta be so in favora?

…well… favors,
for …one thingy
fun …obviously

…if you don digit…
nice, though… so…

is …that how they thinka it
when they …go around…
wut ever else there is, ta
make sure it hah-pens?

…cuz, if it …turns out…
they don even condiser
their own ta be whirthy…
same species don matter
same plannit don matter?
how izzit notta parkin lot
/ overflow for a casino?

so, wut unimaginable thingy
must there be ta make that
n then, wut kinda universe
must it be n alla fun long?

well, if we …haddit
ta do all over again
…we'd be …better?

under the guise / premisea
protectin orthers' …privacy
…wut all else can we say
…might not …even exist?

n jus… thosea you… who
don have / are wit-out…
any buddy ta fetch yer
mornin meds for ya?
ya …dunno wut yer
missin… all respect

can we havva show where
there's a ship or station…
even either visitin and/or
orbitin a space plannit…
where the one guy there
izza only one who duz
any thingy, cuz there's
no one else necessary
justa heroc AI, which
manages ta do it all
really, when ya think
…about it, correctly

ok, jus: You’re not
supposed to have
your own picture
on the fun thingy
(no buddy cares if
it is yer own funny?)
especially right in the
Burnie TM middle track
…political affiliations…
not even indicated yet

Every buddy make sure …alla the funny
has the right dates onnem …this time…
…we don …wanna …hafta …do this…
one… year atta time …liek …last time
…n… don whirry, we …seen it before

but, how do we know for sure
it …wasn't the hypnotists who
hired the used car salesmen?

The First Mind Control Device TM
wuz… sum buddy jus… brought
their …cell phone back in time?
wittem …a coupla… decades
daz wat… well …sit-u-at-ions
liek dat… jus… waitin ta 'ave
counterintuitive coincidentally

n ya …might not always realize it,
til… after ya… walka way …about
10 seconds, or a minna later, so…
yer mind's projectin an interaction?
ya mind protectin a fun project-ion
yer My project …try an education?
…tell me inna a couple decades… 
n then tell me again… just in case

…n then …every once in awhile…
ya have someone …casually, but
…bravely …even doin unqualified
/ unconfident …as in: as if even…
that’s okay… so …cur-/caut-ious?

so, ya gotta arctic n a sub-arctic
n an antarctic n a sub-antarctic?
but yer art zone / region… art-ic
…that circles the torrid equator
…only …based on …astrology

but, it won't make
sense ta ya… yet
…that's… your…
astrology …okay?

innit curious cautious
the most highest vibe
manifested amongsta
enlightened alla ya's…
don havva …simplest:
dealio fun thingy, any?

Wut if they jus don wanna get into it wittus
because the least they could possibly say
is …o course, they know we're innocent?

and are all hay'll bent / intent
on torturing and makin us so
we're sufferin so insufferably
all jus all for that very reason
n… that’s …all there is to it?

No-Buddy TM
can stoppem…
silence bein…
wunna the…
elements o…
dat equat-ion?
…perpetuatin
…indefinitely
…so, okay…

so wait, lemme get dis straight:
Just the things you think I think
are important to me …all what:
just: plans you …must be sure:
I might have made… alreddy?

And …that’s… just what…
I’m thinking… you’re saying
…I’m able to pay attention to;
just from what you told me, so:
let’s start with what you’ve said
…that… you think that I think
because of what… I’ve said
or done that you …totally
thoroughly understood?
…you’re totally sayin…
I should think / imagine /
image-in… One imagines

Okay so …after all that
we’ve shown you, and:
told you about …one…
new thing after another
each of these thingies
brand new thoroughly
totally different…
some of them…
you still think…
that’s all there is
to the universe
okay …let me
…show you…
one more thingy

n wut ever
gods, but:
nunna yer
guides're
…reelee
peaceful
…i mean
c'mon…

if yer …usedta
havin ta guess:
why yer …so in
trubble / hassle
n still it don matter?
daz alla inna shade
alla night n alla day

1247
…
1248

did things make more sense
…back when there were…
fewer mujltiple choices?

Schitz n Giggles / whirled's foist:
Hypnotists n Used Car Salesers
…mebbe they hired each orther

wut ya reelee wan is
…ta be able ta say
"pilot ta cockpit…"
n hear right back *squawk*
"i got yer cockpit right here"
n then say, "that's jus wut i
wanted ta hear" *squawk*
n run n fly uppa
…how wut ever
complicated…
ladders n tech
but, pass …out before ya get there
cuz, izza perfect exporcise routine
there's …demons out here inna…
nether regions beyond timespace
…n …summa em're liek:
in gangs wit each orther?
but if yer sleepin, yer fine

tell me a story …about an AI spaceship, ok?
…that …wanders inta a star system… wit…
jus …bagazillions o zerlgons o erosion, see
…hollow-person pops up / in… still smilin n
friendly …as if nuttin even fun hah-penned n
won't tell ya wut, no matter how ya fun ask it
n even readers're …startin ta getta ideae, it:
knows even moren / way bettern even that;
then, cut ta commercial n changea subject
so i never even fully consciously rember it
but, every time i go to sleep… it seems…
like dreams're madea sumn …after all…
but time it so i still rember it next mornin

wutcha wanna do is, see
ya wanna be the one who
is stilla round / onna bench
…after alla orther objectives
've been tolly / utterly fulfilled
…n then, we'll jus name the…
whole stadium arena after ya's
havva parade on yer boithday?
…so… you san say schtick like
"ay …y'know wut, i don even…
wanna parade on me boithday
i wanna live me lief… i wanna
do schtickity …i mean, i been
whirkin on patience, jealousy
all i get is re-flect back irony
all… daz wut iz liek ta hafta
…put up witta …ideae o me
inna fun …foist place, even"
n then …we'll go… "whoa"?
daz wut we digit… "feel-ins"

so could even …alla these top injustices
be sed to stem jus from bein too judgy?
or wut all is yer available input on that?
liek …even intentionally / on purpose?

bein on time or in key …is
really about payin attention
as rarely is the player doin it
who doesn't …really know it?

a poor man's ideae…
of a nice person, go…

well, they do wut they're told
n exude confidence in even
havin no plan …available?

cuz, it'd be …rude, yer thinkin
…seein schtick comin, again…

a smart purple's …ideae of a dumn one… v:
a …dumn purple's …ideae of a smart one…
alla these're jus goin along wit instructions…
don ya have any ideaes that're guudy nuff ta
attack n defend against… The Man, directly?
…or, is …that jus it, right …there… n again…
the object of irony is to accept or reject itself?
yet the whole time it's …not even bein tricked

so, wut we do is jus… bring the purple wut they wan
…n now we havva… solid …ringa em …around us…

y'know the kinda purple…
who …interrupts n never…
lets ya know wut ya think?
i'm their god, n yer cabbie?

a coupla few times around a block
you'll be goin… "ay, wait a minna"

…but …it'll be all for nuttin, we're only
gonna bring ya back where ya started

i dunno wutta think…
i jus wanna …nah…
hafta whirry all day

The Ultima infinite imaginator TM
…tooly underesimatibly intuitive…
Turns anything into anything else
even itself, if you like / if you can
imagine that is one of the things
…that you never heard of that…
and this is something new, that
you haven't even …thought of,
we're pretty sure …otherwise,
you might have suggested it
among your list of thingies
inclusive in the universe
…entirely / thoroughly
…already …perfectly
disc-overed …and
accounted for…
check yer halfa
shelf for …lief
onnit / in yer
…inventory
in the back…
collectin dust
…that’s a standard…
viable legible ledger
…Entirely accurate
and …up-to-date?

*poof*
…goll…
*poof*

mebbe unsightly imagery…
is tolly yer thingy, we dunno

So says the authority bandwagon so …far
okay let me show you something different
…oh, great infinite Ultima imaginator (TM)
come up with something entirely different
that …even …no one …around here
…has ever even …heard of… yet…
or thought of to think of, thank you
…n you don …thihnk …that's…
really even the only quest-ion
iz ever even imagine-asked?
see, ya even giggled a lil bit

if i could imagine…
i could ask anyone
…any …quest-ion
…there even …is
…would that be:
an imagine-ask?

the snazzy dancers, though
had the biggest problem wit
…the …snazzy …dressers?

if ya had fond memories, they're yer friends
…n orther wise ya don digit nuttin, dya's…

all I know is
…i don have
…any thingy…
of any use ta…
any buddy, so far…
nah reelee fun reelee
…pretty easy, though
…spose i hafta be…

all I know is:
ya don have
…any thingy…
of any use ta me…
prolly cuz unworthy
so …gods re-fused…
to smile down upon the
Chosen / …selected
…smiting instead…
n now yer like that…
witta inferior selection
n not even a catalogue
ta stare into while waitin

cuz if locks outweigh rights…
it's jus looks outweigh them…

One day, a complex string of interesting characters
…will be the only thing left in the whole universe… 
or… so say / goeth / speak …these …legends…

can you …give us all…
sum specific examples
…of when ignorance
…saved …you…?

…opening acts:
…Intellectuals…
n other clowns?

jus …a lil toy car…
drives up on stage
…you dunno who
…all's …in there

they could have justa
great sound system…
phoning it …in from…
right fun behind ya's?

If ya don wanna even
…Stand …next …to…
much less …in fronta
…any …under-god…
wuddya wanna witta
under-god …society
…anyways… huh? 

…Retaliatory
Desecration
I could tolly
see, but…

could also all be
…parta some…
master / super
hyperplan… n:
this we've seen
…before, no?

well then, maybe
just to make us
seem that silly
/ paranoid… 

Old silly hippie etc. 
persecution syndrome… 
Now that I could totally see… 

does anybody think I'm pretending to
…not under-stand anything? …cuz… 
that might even explain …everything

cuz, if paradigms keep shiftin?
it affects billing …n therefore…
advertising n summa that stuff
…has …already …gone out…

n schtickin up for…
those who've been
…socially excluded
…means …no one
getsta …schtick up
…for… you, ever?

ok, schtick liek dis
…these …rules…
we hafta play by?

Needin to be… Faded Mun of …v…
Agreein… Upon an… Understandin?
n orther cases wut …make emselves
…will return in a moment… meanwhile…
Poetry Moment has been brought to ya by…

what’s so important, ya
gotta write sumn down?
…showit ta sum one…
n wut… turn it in, later?
…or… ya got the latest
new push button variety
that don involve Paper? 

y’know the squiggly lines
don hafta be permanent
…or …pause… either?

…would it …off-end…
those wit superpowers
…if the …superheroes
…wit …superpowers…
formed their own club?

Okay, so …if …life is…
only about possibilities
…and you …cannot be
convinced otherwise…

You’re …mnad, I’m…
politely …encouraging…
do you need to be okay?
…Is …that …what it is?

…well …first, ya …jus…
find a space …n plan it…
call itta …space plannit?
…daz …easy ta please…
n then, settle down in n…
recharge alla yer batteries
n then, wait… for a signal
ta be, then …received by
…sum …local guy …ok?
I think it’s name
is …Mercury?
around here
sum where…
not respondin,
for sum readon…
could be deactivated?
…we'll put you onnit, n
our schtick is onna line
check a schtick market
reinvent comedy for us

…so, if …i could jus… say…
show ya a picture o yerself…
or flash ya yer own reflect-ion
pickin a right / proper moment
n have ya rob a bank or sumn
that'd cancel out sum buddy's
orther levitation / teleportation
/ invisibility / any super power
…which if comedy turns outta
be …wunna those …in theory
subset probability …math TM?
tolly has any even impossibility

The further you get away from
where you were going or even
originally from …the less likely
you are to be …so thoroughly
…prepared… dysfunctionally
…n even …that’s a maybe?

So you’re saying to be leader / ruler
…n for not just life, but …long after
this entire star system burns out…
all I have to do is …vaporize this
mailbox …n then …walk across
this thoroughfare …n purchase:
an edible item, n …then… even
jus …hand it to ya, cuz… I’ll be
ruler / leader, after that …so…
wut …ever i …digit… if I like…
yer the one who consumes so
carbon-based products anyway
why don ya jus go do that, then
I'll stand here n watch n maybe
next time …or duzzit hafta be a
person madea pure metal …ok

…writing fiction …contributes to …the:
ever redefining of the implausible, so…

if ya knew …for a fact…
it should …all be taken…
as a compliment, instead…
n for wut ever orther readon

duzzit seem liek a silly ideae?
…n who …thrives …offa that:
misperception misinformation
n also has the …motivation…
n power n …encouragement?
n can we sense patterns yet?

if It’s the …only …possible clue you can gather
n goes to …the local restraint exchange rate…
this strange estranged value elusive, however:
is the con-versat-ion at the local hot dog stand
witta… tourist …who ends up jus stayin here…
then it's true, n… that's what language is about
so, in theory …should be all you have to know?

n we havva rune / symbol, here
which is the competing element
for the one squiggly line ta be
triumphant remaining, that the
laughter forever'll be …so inta

take it as a compliment
they know yer honest n
innocent as they seem…
n still feela needta go ta:
allat trubble / hassle for?

if ya hadda ego…
it'd be outta get ya

jus …take it under advisement:
it …requires a lie detector …n…
they havvem on their utility belts

the ultima test is:
this inna yer lief;
na reelee, so…
yer authentically
filterin out all wut
yer mind canna
perceive, n jus
reactin ta em:
as they are n
wut they're…
reelee upta?

don whirry, we're jus testin ta make…
sure yer PTSD inna reelee justa kink?

yes, but
…in my…
experience
bein shined on
only ever led ta
certain doom, so

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ok, so …don be so embarrassed:
at every …ideae that ya thinka…
specially foist thingy inna mornin
…mebbe nunna em'r eyer own?

so, this whirled…
izza opportunity…
ta be misjudged…
n then, so… wut?

they're actin exactly liek
they believe the stories?
which must then also be:
independently developed

…n then,
ya asked…
wut ya ever
did ta them?

…ya wonder
how ta getta
fair trial next

if purple're really
…ever liek how
they're seemin

n then, how ta get…
more liek them, so…
mebbe there's hope?

n demonize for never
havin been cuul yet?

n cuul-ize for never…
havin beena demon?

the… stock prices on
…those apps, then…

iz okay, ya don hafta apologize…
i'm too sleepy to have noticed, yet

do they need us ta think…
is …possible ta go …so…
overboard …wit anya us?

there c/w/should be
sum injustice, which
we c/w/should better
…jus… schtick up…
for our-fun-selvers?

n it'll all turn out okay…
if we jus dare believeth?

n wut …guud …would
…bein cuul …be now?
…would we get mnad?
n then be so rewarded?
would we schtick up for
ourselves n each orther
…n attain more justice?

n casually confirm the
validity o assumptions
as: guudy nuff ta jus…
take off …early, even?

so, we leave a biggie-three
mediae net-whirks alla on…
so as ta give our customers
a choice how they wanna be
entertained / appreciated, etc.

but, not that that should be abused:
ta undermine society itself ultimately
jus by findin a weakness in their plan
as if izza shellgame possibly decoded
cuz there's more frequencies available

so …no punchline…
for this joke, either…

is there a plannit-less pueple
…who …dunno that's why?

we're thinkin
our discomfy
discredited…
alreddy, so…

…mebbe …not every…
buddy's been briefed…
…on how notta upset…
orther purples properly

guud guys don wan
regulations ta hoit…
dazza bad guy bit…
look, purples… see
…i'm the one who's
got yer fun …back?

…n then, he turns n… yells atta
mischevious monsters inna back
…butta purple at home think he's
mnad about wut ever he's sayin?

n …sum times he is… so, ya
…gotta …pay …a-tension…

i get tense at tense thingies, too
…n stressful at stressful thingies

i ride witta worng crowd
iz wut it sez onna bottle
(moren i reelee rember)

n watch, they\re gonna
…tryn …trick us inta…
believe-in em again…

…jus …throwin…
ran-dumn darts…
see wut schticks?

…seems liek an opportunity
…ta only guess incorrectly…
indefinitely infinity, optionally

ok, no… rember…
aliens don hafta…
digit us as much as
we hafta digit them;
n they have …alla nicer stuff, so…
also, naturally, getta be suspicious
…so… schtick together, n… mind
yer vending machine budget… i:
don wanna see ya's addicted ta
sum …substance and/or product
…only available in this system…

condiser it …proof yer famous…
n …take it as a compliment they
know yer right / innocent, cuz…
clearly it couldn possibly matter
but, if that's alla trubble / hassle
necessarry ta separate ya's, by
alla those concepts, specifically
…then, we can sense a pattern?
but, until ya get alla yer evidence
independently, ya get no fundin…
if ya could draw it on a xy graph…
it'd be …the alien rune …for that…
which …izza pattern o quarantine?
only …dressed up as sum fidderent
which may hayalp us explain that…
find iz zipcode, lookin up iz address;
n dya havva pattern for that …or this
wut …all is goin on when we hafta…
get this complicated justa survive, n
yet alreddy / still half talked outta it;
the …sleep deprevation-ists know?
their own …whirled-galactic history
n how scenarios liek these seem?

yer sposedta get mnadder n earlier
orther wise they won't respect it as
an inconvenience onna undeservin
n ya present as unwhirthy puttin up
n those nah deservin inconvenience
deeply condiser it morea injustice, ta
hafta hear about insufferable sufferin
n wutta do about sufferin insufferably
n so surea alreddy knowin wutta think
they'll also think you deserve ta suffer
jus for tryna …tellem any thingy …ok?

wut must they thinka us, so…
scared sacred / embarrassed
…it's like …these facts mean
we should be mnad n mebbe
…jus cuz …they would be…

izza fun …puzzle-wall
…Sicka… impassable…
Impossible-ist …puzzles
Obviously …only …tryna… 
Getcha …usedta that idea?
n then, that that’s all there
even ever is, or was any? 
Maybe yer ready to take
Up writin… as a hobby

cuz, if you’re allowed to relax,
without having to suffer first…

…cuz, if i believe any thingy ya say,
it means i'm doomed… orther wise,
ya'd lemme finish a thought once…

we Do let ya finish thoughts once inna while…
for example, yer all alone wittem …indefinitely

Maybe just… your respect detector…
isn’t …calibrated properly, come back…
when you have more proprietary wisdom

Yo …look …okay …old purple …no matter
how old or even purple you get we will still
…never seemingly be able to successfully
/ succinctly explain what happens to you
during the …earlier part of yer day
n no one sees anya ya old purple
in the mornin… wanderin around
…what …stumblin over daylight?
attemptin… coffee?
there’s …dogs that
…need fun walkin?
somehow ya got the newspaper
…from the front lawn to yer lap…
wut is yer secret ta such success
…n ya know what …never mind?
cuz, it’s not going to be long
n so we’re just going to start
by sharin… all of our
business informat-ion
with the younger fun generat-ion…
jus right now, today …even though
they can’t …possibly comprehend it
we’re …just going to write it down…
and leave it out for even the planets
a bagazillion zillion years from now…
or …whenever the light gets reflected
back past the astronomers, onto some
archaeological anthropology expert-ists
sum science person …even a data bot?
that tolly swarm n swam in these clouds
as have i, so… n say they're fun Amazon
that will totally whirk
…we should go on
vacation, already?
that's wut it's like…
listenin to ya talk…
by waya tryna think
n no wonder, cuz yer apps ain't updated yet…
cuz, ya dunno how ta whirk any devices even
so, yer only gettin news frumm distant past?

cuz: only the fearful …really deserve respect…
but, it’s going to take more than two words to…
express it …then even that is too many already

Whoever did this to your planet’s main species
…is …not only a genius, but …also diabolical?

Cuz it izza primal need
Collecting nice thingies
Gathering prettier rocks
So insidious jus so overt

Am I not
Trying?

n that's jus wut…
counterfeit …is…

Are we…
pretendin
It’s not cruel
to normalize…
sum Other cruelty? 
or sumn else entirely

And what if I put something the wrong way accidentally …wouldn that distract from alla the o-rigamol
…runnin around / hassle / trubble… experienced …otherwise… So jus What is really at stake here?

So, how can ya tell when…
they’re just trying to get ya
addicted to being ghosted,
incredulous …con-fus-ion?

Runnin “inventive
Ideas outta hassle”
By me n you, eh?

Jus so ya suffer
Din care how it
Even if ya notice…

n so, then if enabling disasters…
is the only acceptable behavior…
however way we hafta get there…
wut …purpose w/c/should… the…
realization o that …just there okay

lookin for sum
…unrequited
…symbolism
this mornin…

…um …that's
…sposedta be
…criticism, eh?

to remove all hope
that is our mission

…this galaxy
or any orther

izzit a buncha
…unrelated…
secret thingies…
they're …seemingly
so scared sacreda?

except we're also the corporate buffoons
that discover xenomorphs in cargo holds
n try to take advantage of
That potential opportunity;
so …the second second…
is alla bout …renegotiation…
usually wit some force o nature
…beyond us enough to promise…
either ego boosting or face saving?

get back in the back of the cargo hold;
await further instructions… ion storm…

jus wut parta that should we have… no
problem wit… imaginin we were cuul?

we digit the ideae of the ideae of you;
it pleases us, the chemical reaction?

jus measurin alla… cognitive dissonance
…inna …system… won't take a minna…

n then the conscientious nips
tendta be …fewer in number

so, you don …needta ask…
permiss-ion ta mess wit me
…i think is …wut yer sayin

or, ya know ya
havvit alreddy

but… 'ow dya use…
con-scientiousness
as a… weakness /
…weaponized…?

they conned the
science outta us

…thank you for showin me…
how …not to be too annoyin?

nah, obviously only
guud for hecklin…

cuz, ya wanna be a pizzae place:
n alla only beverage on yer menu
is mochae… ok, we tolly fun gettit
…but, wazza matta wit havin sum
chilly-frays… also available, sum?
n… 4 ya say: cuz no pizzae place
inna whirled got sucha menu item,
yer whirried about artistic integrity
jus changea …namea yer place ta
…Pizzae Mochae… Chilly-Frays… 
…n 4 ya say: cuz …every buddy'd
jus even organically …callit PMCF
…n 4 ya say: cuz …that's too silly,
which'd interfere wit Carny Karma

then, i open
my mouth
n ruin it?

…nice ya have
solid ground in
all directions…

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so, they jus talk sooper fast n…
if there's any parta it ya din get
they can say they tolly toldja…
sumn they reelee never did…

why don… We think…
They're the ones who
needta take …sucha
…deep fun breath?

they seem …sooper attached
to a …reelee worng ideae…
which we …know bettern ta
have any thingy ta do wit?

take it …as a
…compliment?
they know they
have such cooties,
n wanna pro-tect…
legit user / players?

so, we jus pour the…
artificial preservatives
onto any specimens…
control or ortherwise?

izzat sorta lieka
hot-stage of a
negotiat-ion?

computer, list alla thingies… that
needta be put inna past… n then
instructions on… how ta do that?

n then yer liek: "ok, now
…this ya gotta have…"
…n …o course, they do
that's… wut they live for…
ya needta be made a foola
…then ya can go, mebbe…
or whirds ta that effect, so…
whirds …have no… effect…

cuz …any n alla our ancient alien ancestors
voyaged here, across space time dimension
(n ya thought we'd forget ta mention, din ya)
through all kindsa weather n turmoil n drama
…hugged each orther inna darkest o times…
n swore ta form a union …soon as they land
ta make sure disasters liek that …never can
…possibly hah-pen …ta their descendents?

jus hopin ta not seem so psycho
while bein… jus wub-able enuf?

…how dya tayll when it's…
not really a whirled class…
politician / political scientist
…adhering to the rules, wit
…inna realms o science…
more an evil sales-purple?

now, mebbe we weren't…
whirth any thingy before…
the bad guy monsters TM
pointed out deep wit-in us
…how …argument-ative…
we could be made ta seem
jus… schtickin up for tryna:
keepa fun …story straight?

if the whirst thingy we can
say about ya is yer worng
that's easy …jus shaddap
for a resta… yer fun lief…

they change the subject on us…
n then say we obsess too much?
do they ever do any thingy else?
diversify …in orther areaes ever

amongst the most crude thingies ta say:
• "sorry you think i'm smart" -- we dunno
• "sorry you think i'm dumn" -- we dunno
• "i needta fuzz sumn" -- Swearin-Gent
• "why's it so: organizational, in here?"
-- The Soap-Psycho-Ran-o… ohh…
who dya spose hasta / getsta win?

that's yer whole case right there
there's no honest readon ta be
that mean …ta those purple?

who all dya spose is:
all out there noddin…
weakness monirots?

do you have PTSD
jus from not bein a
monster enuf yet?

Maybe knowin a truth
or …gettin yer way…
or …feelin: safe… or
somehow, strangely,
on the orther side of
makin… us sad, or…
hurtin …our feelins…
that …rather than you
…would be guilty of…
somethin… that …any
…authority …would be
waiting inna tall weeds
headin any bandwagon
straight offa that cliff…
you could go first, then
you'll …like being first…
n stuff, we've noticed…
could you talk a little…
more …about that n…
how it makes ya feel?
…n jus outta curiosity,
while we’re on break…

notta dealbreakers
they wanna hafta
tryn… seem liek

so, iz nah us they
havva problem wit,
but …humor, itself?

n distract away from
…better examples?

they made us so sicka special treatment
we'll even sign sumn sez we ain special?

where there's a rebel…
there's a bounty hunter?
…and/or… vice versae?

n then jus ran-dumn…
overkill blizzard the…
drama / trauma ta…
gettit ta fade inna…
background more?

see, dazza comet-d
yer known for, careful
instruct-ions on how ta
take over a multi-verse
n then, the choruses n
bridges …should be…

a natural explanation…
for every …improbable…
thingy inna …row, there is?

the more ya thwap us
the less we rember…
wut worng thoughts?
ya liek ta punish, so

…izzit jussat …they jus…
don wan ya …ta …know
ya havva lernin disability
jus …bein dumn enuf ta
fall for thingies liek dat?

it's not logical to assume
yer missin …that one file
from that …whole folder?

have ya …ever been beaten…
for thinkin yer bein mistreated?

make The Sea Mon-keys TM
smart enough …ta pour wine
…was the …one simple job…

provin… goin
to the moon…
is …really no…
harder than …that
but, without… time…
materials …resources
din seem …a con-cern…
n Lords n gods n masters:
greatly …outnumbered any
alleged potential specimens
but …even saw there wuzza
theoretically …worthy variety
jus… right there… at home?
becomae unconsciousness
n decided ta… jus gahed n
be diabolically mischievous
wouldn notice a fidderence
…neither, at the same time… so…
even if there …wuz only one, now
slightly smarter… sea fun monkey
mannin the sign n the store, in the
service of the …break room plaza
…promenade …and/or balcony…
all in one shift, no drinkin the wine
…or …whinin about it…
is …why they call it that
…was the one …rule…
they were supposed to:
be able to comprehend
…other than, obviously,
how to …pour the wine
…simple instruct-ions…
but, the concept of admonishment
was so new to this sector of space
that's when the first ones ever any
…n ok, jus swam away …politely?

the cats on Plannit Yo
get attacked by boids
n tolly onna regularly
…they also tellya…
jus how they feel…
about every thingy

then we shouldna been …so
optimistic alla those orther…
times… n wazza fidderence?

so, ya …take away …their avility ta save…
n then, ya thwappem for bein irresponsible
cuz …thwap izza sound it makes, when ya
jus hafta give up cuz …far too silly alreddy

ok, you can set next ta me
long… as ya pose as …a:
tastier version o wut ever
prey any predators say?

conscientiousness should be banned
…n then …there should be a band…
to celebrate that …or exclude / exile

so… yer inconvenience is mandatory
/ mine is an unconscionable injustice

jus… as long as …we can all
…agree on that …sign here?

so, if… see, so:
they're not even
gonna let ya say
ya dunno how ta
hafta do wittem…

n ya wake up punchy cuz
iz gotta seem legit all day

we needya ta be…
more self correctin

permission ta
extrapolate…

ya don pay attention ta me n…
that's an incredible advantage

i know the hive
izza bagazillion
…light zerl-gons
…wide n deep…
has every thingy
…we could ever
want, or …need…
hive-ling heh-even
/ why we callit that
…as in / as if: if as
…see, so …if ya…
don liek that, ya…
don digit any tingy,
but… i wanna see
wut …all else iz…
jus …so far out there
we ain even hearda it
…justa check n
…make sure…
not that i'm not
takin yer whird
…but …i could
be parta that…
reassurance…
n if we ever get
that …sciencea
…improbability
thingy started?
startin ta not…
know how ta…
enjoy, anymore
…yer liek, "oh…
cut that out," but

In this …experiment …with gravity…
we place ourselves: in deep space…
n not so much for the lack of oxygen
…or even liekght… but it should be…
not even really cold, just as faw aray
frum orthers …as humanly possible

how else they gonna gettus
ta stand up n demand ta be
taken seriouely, that they're
jus really that incompetant?
is there a catelog we can…

we think we're better
…cuz we lerned ta
share our feel-ins

cuz, ya lied ta me abunch;
n let me down alot, but…
the ideae… i don havva:
right ta …eithera those?
or …any thingy liek that
wuz …whirtha whole…
trubble / hassle instead
n whole time / alla long
…so… yeah… that's…
ominous enough, for a:
nefariously contrived…
scenario …safety scan

cuz ya can always jus say
i'm not holdin up my end?

…now, if ya …havva…
doctor's note, or sumn

mebbe we can
…whirk wit ya?

n then, go out for drinks later…
n complain about how …fuzzed
uppa whole galaxy is next, prolly

what if they really …Do havva
…sense of fun… humor… jus:
stockpilin alla …funny schtick
liek fireworks… in the back…
a lil whirried bout expiration?
…canya get …sum for em…
back on their deposit maybe
here, this usedta be
pow-power-powder
n …flavor crystals
wut'll ya trade me
for me …trubble /
hassle… now i been
…this …patient wit…

…not knowin wutta be scareda…
runnin inna background alla long
…til ya get usedta it…
not knowin any better
n not jus cuzza that…
also any thingy else …liek that…
and/or …ridin on those …coattails
tryna getta oscar inna afterlief, for
scariest thingy inna background…
not even knowin it isn’t even there
any contenders… no buddy nods?

right so… yer jus
…callin yerself…
wutever ya are…
which isn’t fair…

I know (mebbe) it’s the…
silliest thingy ever, wut…
ever I expected… but…

n Wut’d ya do …now…
Nada llowed ta know
Jus know there’ll be
Snowballs at ya, so
…Dis lawyer sez…
No complainin…
Or lookin up, jus
Agree wit who
Evers mnad…
Or …angry?

Still …zero golf balls are
born so hollow, though…
as …unirritable undeadly,
a new sci-fi comedy genre
the ultimate contagion-ists?
…jus no lizard brain for you
Vending machine
repairman class
…should i
…stand…
here, then?

so, jus …any buddy…
innocent n: naive enuf
…got no morea those?

izzat they know yer innocent
…n that's …moren enough…
see, if yer …only …allowed…
ta even jus …say any thingy
if yer also …sooper …angry
those're the… only thingies:
wut ever get even sed any?
which… may not be for you
or me …or even any buddy,
but may be …coincidentally
potentially perfect cover for:
even jus (albeit eventually)
contrived scenarios, see…
but of the nefarious variety

more access…
to our codes…
than we do, n
we wrote em?
…ya so sure?

ok, the G. B. Guile's Band, man…
they …hadda …classic …schtick?

…wut …if …jus…
silly's always nice;
and/or vice versae?

iz jus… ya wanna:
havva… monopoly
on prognosticat-ion

they getcha so it would be rude to not
take the whirst possible bus seat any
n even ride behind or under it, as in
if as / as if: that's wut …normal is?

mebbe iz jus: that's wut it takes
to remain …that… competitive…
which you saw that far in advance
…no guud could …comae from it
n we wanna …know yer secret?

…it’s okay …we'll …all…
find ourselves, eventually
…after all, bad guys keep
meticulous records, right?

…the …main thingy is
…they'll never be ok…
unless we never will be

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…as …far …as
…i …can …tell:
i'm convinced iz
sumn worng wit
…me sensors…

there'll be…
Ahs-scars…

yeah, well…
any buddy…
would, right?

cuz, if you feel better than
i do, I don't… have to have
turned my homework in, in
the first place… I …think is
…how the …logic is going
…yeah, why do you ask?

Like …are there still…
places with restaurants
where …their residents
cannot really ever be
served or ever bea
llowed to leave, so
starvin to death…
seems to be their
only purpose and
as if …not jus for some
prime political example
as in / if as: at least for
…the morale o orthers
…who may not hafta:
put up wit such stuff…
specially even in their
home-towns, so… ok…
where’s the map, again?

so, jus …perhaps, if there
were a guudy nuff readon
…for even us ta hafta put
up wit even any n alla dis

so, then… jus…
who hazza right:
to be …scared…
n so sacredly…
n alla …what…
on my desk, by
Monday mornin
8am… ok, tanx

Jus tryna …live yer lief…
So there’s …no gettin…
Yelled at …ever that…
Yer not prepared for?
poetry moment …has
been brought ta ya by

We think they’re sayin:
that we are …so Tough
that they …don’t even
…need to be… Nice…
although …it Could be
somethin more alonga
…lines …like …that…
They’re so …tough that
won’t even be …needin
ever even …hearda any
nice, so …but, it …does
…beg the …question…
who really …wonders…
who says …what and…
how would that feel, so:
it's about …feel-ins…
which is… So unfair
…lucky we were…
able ta detect it…
give us …sumn
we can …do?
or, wut… yer…
never whirried:
we …won't get
back… ta You?

you demand an explanation
n put em on the defensive?

The idea is that Justice…
should be tolerated more…

alla 2+2=4 …all the 4's:
jus… landed in our laps;
now we're the Dork Side

You’re right …it’s all over wit
cuz we dressed in ourselves

…n why do we keep
fallin for that, again?

…so… 4 x 9 is …36…
n Are there any orther
Pro-ducts o squares…
that are Also squares
…n those patterns…

Should be a
Fun puzzle…

cuz, it's…
the right ta
believe yer
own eyes?

cuz, when pressed… they'll say
we're naiive ta not be hedonists
n they really believe that… even
under hypgnosis… iz liek they're
really jus evil salesmen, or sumn
…n then they get mnad we're not
cuz that there jus reminded em…
so then …we jus buy em donuts?
n they cheer right up after a nap?

n then there was…
Glare… -Hair-Rock

ay, am i hecklin and
/or gas-lightin You?

so… you jus… wanna
…nah hafta …admit…
yer the real crazy one?
but yer not that dumn?
or ilev either ever any

we think wut yer sayin is…
ya wanna know wut wub is
…but yer …afrayed ta ask
…a silly …fun hippie etc.?
well then n there ya have:
that's yer fun answer, innit

…n the gods …could…
n any time they wanna
bein alla powerful etc.
change the definit-ion
o Nice ta more be wut
they really …do, so…
obviously don wanna /
how thingires're setup:
is jus how they digit it?

you don think they're
fakin munna hippies
…for a livin …dya?
…don think that…

mebbe if we could …compare…
how …orther creatures …fare?

so, if it turns out we are pretty fuzzed…
n that only the gods digit it as a funny…

so, izza switch in our brains;
n the gods made us liek dis?

is there any thingy i could tellya,
so mebbe jus whisper in yer ear,
that would …make ya …even jus:
think / say / do any thingy …which
would lead, eventually, ta bein in…
heh-even or hay'll for alla eternity?
n if so, wouldja write it down here

minimize …the perception …of the injustice…
by declaring: there's nuttin ta complain about
n complainers are the first ones invited off…
n then, jus… show em the plank, if ya hafta
…even putta manequin out inna weather…
n then, alla real customers getta weigh in?
don look for a menu / nah dat kinda place

…real customers
…don always…
getta weigh in?

yer …dangerous n threatening to our operation:
jus …tryna figger out wuz goin on, get safe enuf

…i… don always concur wit
so …illogical an assessment

…cuz… yer so …stupendous, say?
…n we… don hafta …tolerate that

it seems liek an easy opportunity
for ya ta jus check a box n say?
sum buddy wants ta be faded:
so munna that they don hafta
be conscientious ever again,
n that …that should be enuf

well, we know
who hasta win

y'seem …obsessed wit
hecklin …n gas-lightin…
didja wanna set …sum…
where else? …jus kiddin…

fair market value is jus…
keepin up witta jonses?

n if ya were fumma
plannit that cares…
ya …woulda been
rescued by now?

except every time:
i tryn believe ya, it
bites me onna aff?
…so, unless that's
an only real lesson
…yer …credibility?

're ya …ever…
suspicious of…
those for whom
…yer solutions
…never whirk?
…jus fun don?

iz jus… the easiest
thingy inna whirled
…why doncha jus:
fun do it, alreddy?
…are ya …tryna
drive us crazy?

…didja …enjoy it?
wouldja do it again?
ok, i need alla purple
liek yerself …in this
…lil zone / areae…
n til further notice

stop right there…
don even tryn…
clear uppa fun
misconception

but, if we… then
…don …hafta…
admit our failins

cuz, as supreme leader
it implies yer electable?

civil disobedience began
right after the depression
…so… if ya wanna reach
for …further implications?

givvem alla cup-cake?
throw sum funny attit?

periodically,
we'll stroll by
ta make sure
every buddy's
grateful enuff…
emitin radiation
as we go / do…

Innit interestin:
wut alla kindsa
…sit-uat-ions n
circumstances
etc. might be
remarkable
/ enjoyable
/ endurable
n wheare it
…overlaps
wit funny…
n when is it
appropriate
to notice ya
should be
able ta…
ask that,
anytime
…I think

Old …silly …hippie
…how to tell the…
…difference …and
why does it matter:

How is it there’s any
thingy real possibly
…allowed …to be
…acknowledged…
about any of this, or
us or anything else…

You see how it could
possibly seem to us,
though …how you’re
all mad …n… maybe
a little angry …too, n
…human rights're…
the most ridicule-ish
dealio thingy ever…

Maybe if reality
were just too…
unbelievable to
fully appreciate
…what then?

…It’s …almost …as if… n I mean…
indistinguishable from exactly like…
we’re not allowed to …acknowledge
anything true or real about ourselves
or anybody else …or any connection
to even any dealio thingy in between
like a cringe …where the game show
you Hafta be …given free tickets for
…n then …locked inside the buildin
ta fully appreciate… the view from
the …side of the back part of the
area where they put ya, all as if
…o the tax man, wit alla prizes
i mean, where're you… From?
see, they gettus ta alienate…

Artists are like ancient shoes
that require air cushion and
manual …manipulation to
change such …status…
acclimate anyways…

Somewhere out beyond that dark horizon
is an XYZ coordinate, where all premises
become invalid …somewhere, go find it…

Notta measure …the depth o yer keel too overtly, but
is there any …shallow end we could …park ya in, if…
even jus …temporarily, never mind permanently later

Very optimistic
does the menu
have any prices
n then ya show yer hand
Needing answers… any
Straightern even …that
When being pre
Tended to Izza
Highest honor
… available…

When they ask ya …that nicely
especially ta stop doin… science
cuz yer too bad… But sales: wow
…n sayin they're tolly convinced?

…ok, More-Locks v…
Sleeper-Schatacks…
which gets scooped up foist
who getsta winna argument
n so wut dis space plannit's
called inna far off furutue…
we could flippa coin… or…
lock antanneae for a mortal
sacred scary final battle etc.
cuz we can only choose one
n let's face it… no matter wut
when we get there… worng…

when …ancient most ancestors
…ventured across this galaxy, n
the vast void o space before that
they promised each orther: they'd
schtick together …n forma union?
when they get here n havva nap
n a campfire n …one imagines:
infinite orther distractions, etc.
we havva exact date on that?
we could callit a celebrat-ion
if that gets all in attendance

cuz complaint
entrapment is
self insulating
…whine that?

if ya don …trust any thingy… ok…
that ya …dunno any thingy …about…
so, ya don listen to their …propaganda…
so, ya never know any …thingy about any
thingy …are ya …still …tryna follow, even?
quick, follow us over …this ledge …to a cliff

cuz if ya fall for it any further, at this point,
yer jus …obligated to, sub unconsciously?
which …proves ya deserve it automatically

cuz there's errors
n they dunno that
/ no way ta tellem

so, ya hafta
put up wittit
n ya should
be usedta it

but there's no tellin any buddy that…
except …every mistake… You make:
every aspect instance friction there is
iz all only ever cuzza:
sumn… You din know
which yer nada llowed ta find out
so …ya musta needed ta know it
…alreddy / alla long… / goin in…
or jus be that smart… n never …needta
verify information …cuz for sum readon
that's never necessarry or embarrassin
…seems liek …alot ta tryn keep tracka

ya gotta hurry up n do sumn about
how there's no way ta find out how

when did we …hafta stop noticin…
any thingy …jus… unattended to…
properly enough, for all considered

cuz jus rember: if
You ever tricked
Them liek that…
boy, how much…
trubble / hassle…
ya'd be in …then?
so, tryn be-have…
not have-not, at all

…dear diary,
ya've proven
yer …point…

artificial blindness …ion
…any thingy …artistic?

…iz …liek they're sayin…
"haha we canna gettem…"
on wut they're reelee doin

n don …seem liek ya notice
…they'll de-duct for bitter…
n that's mandatory no-scan

so… alla secret secrets…
yer …thinkin jus goes ta…
ya …don deserve ta know

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so, are there purple out there
who jus …think they're drivin:
BMWs, rolls royces, cadillacs
…cuzza alla …hypnotists the
…used car salesmen …hire?

wut matters to the…
blue collar majority?

if ya hadda complaint,
it'd be legit on dis list?

yeh, sorry …still
…seems …liek?
full time hecklin

wut ever else hah-pens…
jus know …a whole time…
yer a hero in guud stand-in

…will they
…mebbe…
settle for…
not knowin
they know
…better…
try that…

…so, jus…
play dumn:
pre-tend ya
dunno …wut
they're fun…
talkin about…
lettem spell it all out
n then, still don gettit
…that's the definition
o top down / pyramid…
n then the face on mars
can finally be revealed
ta be acknolwedged…
n even alla fun long…

"all ya 'afta do is jus
lettus keep talkin…
Mu-hu-hahahah…"
we all seen …that
…musical… right?

mebbe izza innocuous galaxy?
…war stars n start trickies can
jus all relax n finally getta long

n so, ya lerned yer lessn… jus
bagazillions o zerl-gons ago…
any time …any buddy tries ta
even jus …say iz prolly okay
…ya lerned yer …lessn jus…
bagazillions o zerl-gons ago

…every lil thingy they tellya…
is sposedta be …bits n pieces
of a virus, that assembles later

how izzit even …sposedta be
any …even thingy liek… any
…thingy not jus …hecklin n
gaslightin, scoldin n shamin
jus… normalizin unmerciful
for sum much dark purpose
n prolly involvin bagazillions
a commercial for technology
n sum sooper dooper villain?

why for don any buddy
wan me ta know how
fun …famous i am?

it should be okay
ta be an artist…

sorta a subtle
admiss-ion…

…we only
fuzz wit…
fuzz wits

well, yer fame
dun precede
ya wit me…

i'm more of
a stone-In
…burn-ite

kept tryna bring attent-ion
to a pro-per author-ities…
…n …ever responsibly…
wut i wuzza …llowed ta?

we got tricked inta
fun burnin alla our
space rocket fuel
wuz yer excuse?

…we don mind that…
yer a pessimist, jus…

conscientious kid
…hasta wanna /
needsta hafta…
not be able ta…
notice that sips
every buffy off?

cuz: no one's gonna say…
o thanky, conscientious kid
for pickin ujpt the thumbtack
so no one steps oinnit inna…
missle o a night or any thingy
cuzza only possible answer
would hafta gotta be sumn
inna immediate vicinity o
no prob, me magnetic…
sensor tool thingy on me
magic technology tool belt
…cuz it wouldn be …subtle…

have ya made up yer mind yet
about whether or not to accuse
us o tryna make ya so ya forget
talkin ya outta hemmin n hawin?

n …standin up …n demandin
…ta be celebrated n paraded
as in / as if / if as …accepted
n thinkin iz tolly yer yer ideae

…y'know, ya …can…
be made …artificially
…ambidexterous…

neither an optimist
…nor a pessimist
…frustration's…
sposedta be…
anomalous…

…for a long time
…i din hafta do
witta whirled…

well then i'm…
not the hippie
for the trippy
…nippie…

so, in Miracle-ia…
if yer not rich… ya
might think every…
buddy esle thinks…
yer an axe mudder…
liek …there's a muddy
axe in yer …trunk, or…
sumn… n any time ya
ever been inna room
or shed wittem, daz
…all …they were…
reelee talkin about
…n you don even
getta know that…
is …why they're
so …uncomfy?

if you think
izza bout…
not bein…
promised…
a only bein
fuzzed wit…
nutn mstters

so, suckers as
scapegoats…
tell me more

mebbe they jus
…need ya ta be…
an example o sum buddy
they don hafta put up wit?
n it hasta be you… cuz, no
buddy else'd go along wit it
so, ya get all kindsa
unhearda bonuses…
which is auto jealousy mode, now
there's …infinite energy in there?
so, we hafta change those rules;
which upsets / adjusts / amends
an alreddy irritible economy, so:
meanwhile, yer …nah sposedta
know anya fun dis, n… yo, i jus:
toldja's… din i… now, wuddya…
hafta thinka anya …dat schtick?
right, canna be that simple, right

wouldn it be great
…if i were …able
ta believe that…

…we're jus
…glad iz…
you who's:
onna case

ya… ever jus
…pretend ta
be merciful…
ta sorta …up
the multiplier?

there's no friction-less
finding out about any
thingy there ever is
or ever could be?
…iz …scary…

i'm not believin you
…that i'm …talkin
…over yer hed…

yeah, but you
know yer too…
intelligent, so…

it's jus …so unfair…
n no buddy notices…
or jus acknowledges…
but …if …i lock up, say
…n refuse to fun function,
for even a coupla seconds
…i don getta same pass…
any …computer does, do i?
we givvem too much slack n
then they take over a plannit
so quit givin too much slack?
…that's the secret to sanely /
safely perpetuatin existence?
'ow're they llowed ta hang up

…n …o …course, by the …time ya
get yer …control mechanism back?
ya forgot the bit ya were gonna try n…
try… they're dismissive n cause ADHD
we tolly havvem tryna intentionally, so:
even then, iz wut izza commercial for?
every buddy …else …gotta fun hint…
we're meant ta go over the edge foist
n no buddy hazza problem with that?
…izzit cuz we noticed or admitted it?

…when ya …notice ya notice sumn…
ya don hafta admitt it… iz automatic…
that woujld be redundant / superfluous

when ya know ya don alreddy havva whirds,
they'll be interrupted at single digit syllables:
then it's yer ideae that's been pre-exempted

izzit alreddy illegal
ta …tryn protect /
defend yerself?

n duz that …give us …sum clue…
as ta …what's more important…
so… there is sumn important…
that The Man is up to, then…

Directionless,
Meaningless,
…Trite, Tripe
…n …Drivel?

Iz …nah liek we're jus…
watchin teevee all day?

…we …are doin…
orther thingies, too

Science v sales
The final battle?
…Tonight at 9…
Pay per view tho
n wut suggestions
…non sarcastic…
know wut doors…
alreddy even any

In our culture…
the only readon
to stand next to
Any buddy is to
Get faded…
Munna less
So let’s beg
in… There…

Close… yer eyes…
Take a deep breath
Look around n ask…
as …if a …computer
…inna …distance…
or posin as flowers…
Yer most faded favets
Wut rhymes wit asset

…i sat in sumn again
…cuz me bodyguard
wuzza trip-o agent?

willa masses rise up n protest
not bein inta speakin / sittin /
lookin / thinkin / bein up any

…wut would be the…
hastag for this …event
n wut kinda genre would it create
if it indeed maintained a following
enuf ta result inna cult status
bein justified by the… thingy

n then …sort by promises kept
If ya wanna know wutta expect
Or in her case jus set
N wait ta be accepted
Except for excepted
there’s an excerpt…
wut …ever ya sed…
n Wut kinda whirled
would any hafta be
Were that a case…

I’ll take it as a compliment
You …care wut I …think…
n tryna be classy enuf, but:
Cities in clouds iz wuz next

So it’s Landed on reconsidering
…n any gate keepin key master:
Is jus …auditionin for …who gets
Back stage or …backa the bus…
So skippa hed …usin yer math…
We …know where this is goin…
Jus Alla guud purple, ever any
Get …kicked outta heh-even
Offa yer cloud… never mind
Goin to a bottom a volcano
Onna field trip… it'll be fun
only acceptable answer…
which even no one has, is
"Here ya go, bad guys TM
…Is …more economical…
…You …left yer… doors…
Wide open …also …right…
Any buddys' guud friend TM
As a warm up act, though…

…I …think we’re at…
jus havin hearda us…
means yer goin ta hayll

But schtick wittit, see wuz nex…
Mebbe getta nuther single outta it

When we put a lot of energy
inta refreshing our memories
it can seem silly to have even
existed in the first place, any…

Can we… just all… spell "morality"?
n… Then, call it somethin different?

maybe it just… seems like
you got to …seem …scary
enough to justify
anything else…
before …during
…or …after…

And then all the studio… creatures
…trying to walk back …but then…
they didn’t vote for human rights
what do you do… send them…
out for coffee …one at a time?

well I guess… we shouldn't be
surprised …the altar of gravity
turns out to be a well but: is it…
way down there or something?
wut are we supposed to do…

right, so the Id…
sorta: core-brain
/ lizard parta us?
only care / know
…survival skills
which, comedy
is elligible, but
…if yer …at…
"no Id for you"

they finda better use for you
n if no enjoyment is possible
frum that perspective… or it's
easier / more effective …ta jus
take that element …outta the…
equation / formulae… for that…?
there's better thingies…
we can do wit this bit, but
for now, jus layin it down…
mebbe the sun'll shine onnit
certain …times o …rotation…

so, the
bottom
line is…
ya won't
…mind…
never mind…
not be able to

so, the guy dressed as a Lingonk
who kept sayin, “perhaps today…
IS a good day to fly” …he wasn’t
…allowed in the plane, was he?

If your coping mechanism
is things working out ever
…that’s like …having a…
safe word like "ow," or…
"hey, wait a minute," or…
"cut it out," or somethin…
not playin fair… is too free
functional in yer erconomy

It proves we’re wrong
to have ever had hope
…and …first …thing…
in the …morning, so…

How much’re ya gettin paid
…ta be scared ta complain?

n stressed out n mad cuz…
Yer trying moren ya should
But… izzit Ever guudy nuff
So hasta be the while point

n Kept that busily …distracted, as in
As if yer only bein …paid ta funct-ion
Reducin yer whole …existence to it…

n then they…
unplug ya, n
Put ya out…
back a bit…
real quick…

Only human
trainin… I
swear it

They only want you…
to Want to be famous…

They only want you
to be famous… so you’ll
fight defame itself maybe
become a little well known
for that… if yer guud attit
-- anonymous unanimous

The genius of liberty-ism
The premise that one
Should be free to rip
Off it’s fellow citizen
Is not in how many
Votes it steals from
Bad guys, for itself
But in how many
See the light n go
Alla way over a dork side
N into Jedi territory safely

so we’ve become suspicious
n… callin it natural civilization

…cuz, "wjhy ya wan me ta trust ya…
now?" …no one really rembers sayin
…specially through …sobs or giggles?

inner turmoil
seed plantin

we lost all respect for
War Star Trickies TM
when they tricked em
…inta startin a war…
between a fun stars

…so, the …very fun …stars, emselves
…decided …a war …wit each orther…
wuzza best way ta deal wit each orther
gravity bein a main if not only constant
n the bestest way ta go about …that is
…makin the …toughest specieses o…
well, "blood-thirsty space pirates" is jus
…our term for it… closest translat-ion…
explains why we're… alla boutta same?
more or less levela technology …keepit
…fair enough ta distract em / keep em…
entertained, all those billions o zerl-gons
…n then… you made us, to …explain it?

we lost re-spect
for the con-cept
o bein fan-atical

cuz, it wun
auth-entic?
enuf… or…
it seemed it
…wuz its…
real intent?

…so, having
weapon-ized
…irony… the
species set to
self-destruct…
or wuz that an
illusion …only
for any recon
o orther alien
local species
in case they
decided to
develop…
that foist /
put onna
big shoo
…which,
o course
…we're
onto em
…that…

we're only meant ta Urth ourselves…
is why this space plannit's called that
…but …not even for a bad example
o how ta be… inna emergency…
izza model… n halfa ideae oinly

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the boass sent me?
sed ta give ya dis…

only capablea reelee
re-lating onna reelee
…real …level… so…
ay, if you dunno even
how bossy a boss is…
do us alla favor n don
even …whirk here yet
go up n …over ta that
vendin machine, see…
put in yer access code:
("o but the …thingy sed
the boss …sed …it din
wannus ta …do that")?
i alreddy gottit covered
every buddy knows i'm
the pushiest loudmouth
would let ya think about
wut ever i'ma onna bout
…n …alreddy onna bout
sumn else, tolly / entirely
so, tryn keep up …kinda
upper middle manage-in
/ knows where alla paper
clips are… from way back
when we usedta use em?
that's the one thingy 'ere:
i dunno …wut'll hah-pen
…gotta lil bit ridin onnit?
if it asks, gimme a soda
(addicted ta chocolate)

wut if the …background
information …is bein…
assembled on purpose
pattern o methodically
so as ta make ya think
…yer …late …for even
…gettin …outta a way
…even about yer own
…best self interest…
aggressive defensive?

how duzzit whirk for them:
we soo canna say they're
jus such horrible purple?

i try notta pay tention
ta …every ideae that
occurs ta me… gotta
acquire permiss-ion?

the fear o testing sez…
there …might not be a:
happy place for alla us?

so, if: stayin outta trubble
may be too much hassle
…has anyone ever even
…seen it …onna …map?
izzit okay ta jus suppose?

cognitive dissonance
is a lil ambarrassing
even is sposedta be

so, jus don expect ta be lieked, but
have …no ideae why they're mnad

insecure vibes
are caused by
an anomalous
dealio thingy?

reason-able
expectat-ion
…o re-spect
…for you…?

if we're gonna land, land…
n …ortherwise: sea or air…

we know there's a logic they're adhering to…
we can tell by …measuring their confidence?
n still, always …tell them it's something else?
cuz we have …more of a right ta be scared…
never mind …how many bills o rights violated
never know there's any ideae …even …better
…never be… so irresponsible wit "important"
…n …never have …any thingy so important
…see, ya gotta pay attenetion, still kinda…
society is …still under development, sayin

…so, we can …tolly tell…
they're lyin when they say:
every any thingy's tolly fine
…nuttin ta …whirry about,
n …that's wut friendly is?

…helpful or
dismissive…
hold, please…

should we
…really…
not know?

then, bein this…
well behaved…
should pay off,
if …eventually

iz justa testa
see if yer a…
human bein…
so don whirry

so, the story is… there's this space station
jus wanderin in… floatin to our star system
jus exactly atta …proper alleged moment…
as in, as if, if as… that's tolly fine, even any
…bagazillion zerl-gons o galactic erosion…
AI pops on, hollow-simulation… jus liek us?
gots… bagazillions o texts… sposedly frum
alla orther former residents… all humans…
won't say wut hah-penned to em, only clue
parta the space station's …open to space
…n there's a soda can bouncin around…
n… those squiggly lines… hangs a tale?

jus wanna see how …suggestable intuitive
ya …pick up on such …projected …values?
…complainin belongs to the cranky, for now
…but… unions're scrappy… so, don whirry

wut if it could be, see…
innocuous enough ta…
jus dismiss indefinitely?

thrilled atta prospect
o nah havina respect
they don let ya have
…any …for yerself?

addicted…
ta neglect?

n then if that's yer ideae o more null
who're they ta change yer channel?

peacefully enablin
those who wish ta
…do harm …that
involves a tonna
domino houses,
fallin inna chain-
reaction in public
…liek if that were
guaranteed, enuf
then they'd havva
halfa even break?

you asked when it'd be dun?
…that's jus simply not done
…dya think they'll be back?

…so, the …bots, that…
apply the con-dit-ion-er
to the patrons… waitin
for the sunburns …ta…
havva noticable …effect
hafta be both full-white-fff
And sumn ta compare it ta
ta measure their progress…
as if the product / substance
is jus that powerful n strong
that alla beneficial effects…
xcept iz also spendin alla
resta iz time wit us, so…
our poetry will live on?

i Would expect ya's
ta get me all worng
any thingy i do, say,
or think… somehow
…n no matter wut…
as a filin procedure?
liek ya gotta buncha
empty boxcars sum
where offa any map

…i wuz not …able…
to be stood …under

…the ideaea…
justa …humble
…every purple…
who jus needsta
not be messed
wit anymore…

change it ta fuzz wit
n we got halfa ideae
recently available…

so, alla these orther purple, who
…don mind bein treated unfairly
n …since we …needed ta have
…sumn in that barrel, alreddy?

n ya …expect ta get re-jected
n not just atta slightest thingy
but… that it should be
…the real issue is…
that you din know…
that was important, n
disqualifyin / discarind
based on that premise
seems liek a valid
…distraction frum
orther thingies…
is how it plays…

they all get half pay…
n that's negotiable later

n by funnin wit, y'mean
it's not funnelin munny
…if there's …moren a
coupla / few …steps?

izzit that… if ya really dunno
…they'll …explain it to you?

cuz, if: fuzzin wit you
…is ever …outta line…

but, we're …obligated ta…
believe em… it'd be rude…

mebbe they jus wanna say
that's all it even ever wuz /
what all those things are?

"i putta hex on you" (TM);
translation: "knock, knock"

n if they …canna gettus ta
Urth ourselves, even here:
…surely there's …sumn ya
care about …moren …their
…sufferin any ever …even
jus havina …heara bout it
wut ever else's inna room
…make em pay for every
buddy else goin for free
from now on / eternally
Then… make em say
every buddy else is
gruuvy …alla long
…may hafta be a
proper …order…
laws o chaos…

addicted ta
thinkina yer
superiors as
nah havinha
put up wit ya
even a lil bit?

if they wub gettin credit
moren doin any thingy?
they're nah who ya wan
…doin any …fun thingy

i thought ya were mnad, cuz
turns out ya din have use for
any salvage-able items about
…so it wuz all entertainment
or …hadda be from now on
…until ya could pay it off…
or …keep uppa payments…
n finally getta …trade me in…
but still …sell me onna ideae?
wut ever else is reelee goin on
…cuz …summa it i'm detectin?
but no buddy digits me chances
…that much we reassembled…

they really don ever understand
…how we'll never understand…
how they'll never understand…
that they'll …never care… n…
they'll never care about that?

well, how do we know
wut …side they're on?

We’re only legally allowed to urth ourselves n
really only if it makes somebody else a buck…
cuz only sense makes some buddy a buck any
n only cents can make any buddy a buck ever
…the gods made sure o that …in their mercy

computer, list alla thingies, jus…
not normally passing as normal?

most purple… 're long since past
wonderin wut they're doin worng
tunin into that there is no way ta
find out… mebbe there is nuttin

not gettin yer way is not the same as
not gettin wut ya need any …or even
not bein allowed to know what that is
jus liek …bein accepted authentically
comprehensively n thoroughly is not
the same as gettin wut ever ya want
jus cuz ya wannit… bein right enuff?
or mebbe i jus dunno how ta puttit…

…the un-deadly
…no id for them

jus til we fix it for em…
shouldn hafta even tellem…

make silly
sensible
again…

o don go pickin up
That red herring…
chasin: That flocka
…wild fun geese…

…why, wuz
…worng wit
…tryna wanna
…make thingies
…justa lil better?

…they …do make us…
sicka our own stories…
or whirds ta that effect?

take it as a hint:
iz… whirsen ya
could possibly
even suspect

"you really expect me to believe…
you really think i'm deserving of…
all wut ever vitriolic bile you have
itchin a hole in yer back pocket?"
as a source o whiz-dumn and/or
any manifesto o sentient rights?
unless yer plannit's medicated…
which we shouldn hafta go into…

they see it as their only chance
to grabba better thrown rocks?

don have time for needs, only wants
n right now, i …wanna be fun right?

iz liek they ignore all yer needs,
n tryn replace em wit wut ever…
any thingy else'll do, if they can?
n then it turns out they really did
…need ya for sumn they liek, n:
now hafta do a buncha rewrites

so …then, they back pedal
n is startin ta show, but ya
gotta take guud witta bad;
cuzzis …wunna the rules

And if you can’t
even do… that…
you’re …just not…
trying hard enough?

Is it cuz I don’t even
athe …even myself
…even yet …even
this …even that?
cuz: that’s a legit
deviat-ion from a
norm, I suspect…
therefore perhaps
prevalent pertinent
relevant / related to
even …necessary to
continue as a species
…oh… and who's job?

…the dodo
parrot… as
a clever…
argument

not only …do they …really, really
not even …havva sensea humor
they're …not even scareda any
thingy there is, leasta all us…

ay, my puirple were all
…nice, smart, n funny
…so yeah, while they
were all eaten by yer
monster there, about
ta eat alla us… see…

…Irma Gerd… (*poof* fame?) …ay,
they din die… they're all still in there
programmin the thingy ta turn nice…
jus as i was programmed ta nah ever
even hafta …tryn tellya til: jus …now
…tryn talk their language… gotta go:
back n forth in time alot… for a while
…not how they process, but jus how
they read that textbook… originally?

we don't know …what the rule is
that would …permit or prevent…
such an offense but we do know
that it would be classified under
none of us …havin the right ta
basically exist in the first place
is what it would comae to, then…
so …point of order is …automatic…
so… if redundancy is just discouraged

y'know wut else they tryn get ya on…
is ever suspectin Them o any thingy

While the case is made
For you to endure more
…gain… way later, say:
"o the gain… o the gain"
which then'll re-mind ya
alla orther times ya sed
"0" …in all its …forms…
even zero… but, then…
when it gets zipped up?
"Ohh, The old hot sauce
on a doorknob trick, eh?"
They rub their eyes later…
maybe… go blind, n ya get
rich n: Then a zillion friends
…wit …id-ions… id-ions TM
rember? howzit whirkin out?
they fell for do/be-in liek that
…whereas… for us, they still
getta mean …wut they are…
squiggly lines… din defeat us
"they made us whirthya more"
is the commercial slogan, for…
you guessed it… lie detectors?
n then, alla t-shirts ya can stand
anymore, izza more proper order
…dealin wit yer given resources?

on …my plannit, we had …magic…
so… iz our …responsiblity …kinda…

if they make ya…
artificially jumpy
…wishy washy
they'll callus…

n Then, wuz next
no middle ground?

the still remaining freaky hippies' union
hasta havva platform we can stand by?
long-term optimist, short-term pessimist
not jus cuz …we been payin so tent-ion…
n every buddy wants tent-ion outta politics
but: cuz tents are the best sources o ions?
wut scientific ideaes do we have supportin,
whose then best in-tent-ions duzzit suport,
wut kinda aspect-ration iz inna budget any
…cuz, when ya don thinka these thingies
ya getta / gotta nah pay at-tent-ion sum?
n then they getta gotta say iz sumn else
n then they …gotta / getta: liek make…
naughty a reward, on sum hollow day?
turn it inta a commodity, n then: corner
the market on alla those supply chains?
n so now ya gotta e-con-o-my ball-game
n then (that's the pitch) jus …wind ya up
n point ya inna direction o yer machine…
wit ever a mindful eye for presentat-ion…

1253
…
1254

cuz, ta men, you represent
…the only real sentient lief

possibly in existence
…as far as it can tell

n cuz opposition / opinion prep
ties yer strategy skills ta yer id
so now, yer primal / inner core
which all it can do is be mnad
starts ta be ruthless… aff, so:
the whirsta em get more vile
n more skilled at bein mean
til anyone can tell between?
but opinions're in opposition
so the besta em, their minds
're still open… ta even this…
now imagine …wut all else is
goin on, we'll never guess at?

cuz is …worng ta…
have urth feel-ins…
for you, anyways…

…n that's the only secret…
that fuels any e-con-o-my?

n allat trubble / hassle
is justa make certain:
the… bad guys TM?
canna possibly lose?
now …wat n see wut
they getta do ta win…

iz all justa excuse ta athe;
platforming a useful hour?

n then, they tolerate ya
only for thingies yer not
so they can say nuh-uh
you let …them down…

n summa these thingies
atta enda any fun thingy
wut ever hah-pens, or…
how ever weird it is… iz
jus cuz yera nice person
…that's the only readon,
we could jus sort by that
soi that's all ya hafta say
n ya getta be the foist ta
pick yer squiggly lines…
we'll callit karma …later

only believe
in thingies…
ya …shouldn
be in favora…
frum …now on

so, the space station wanders in…
seems like it's lost / bad directions…
no idea wut hah-penned ta the purple
it'd rather ya believe it jus made em up
ta tryn impress ya, but yer perception o
possible realities aptitude bandwidth etc.
they needta move ya ta orther paradigms

as they get sillier n sillier on the way there,
ya may feel intermittently obligatory yerself

it's like bein …fresh outta straight answers
…liek inna …contract or a… job or sumn?

it is proof there's
…no where safe
enuf from that…

n wut did…
they do… ta
prove… they
…deserve…
you bein…
liek dat?

izza bout RPG…TM…
React-ions per Gravity?

cuz, the unreal / superficial…
indistinguishable from satire…
n rewriting definitions o reality…
're …alreddy moren ya deserve?

manufacture artificial
satisfaction… first n…
Then adjust yer prices
sez the smarter munny

but how
would it
…really
know?

how canya havva space plannit…
fulla competitive problem solvers
…yet somehow manage ta have
zero solutions, even… yet… oh

n the courage
they'll admit…

why would you
tell… Me that?

mebbe they jus
wan ya ta relax

n the specimen is seen here
…encouraged to be happy…

the encouragement …is there
…to make you seem happy…
so then, they look competant?
or jus: effectively competitive?

if the ego
answer is
irritating…
ok, then…

or, the ego
substitution
…whatever
they have…

we think they know you know…
there's a hole in their theeree…

hi, i'm here to participate in Inclusion Day?
…but i see the Group W bench is full, so…

fail more correctly
or get back to the
backa the line TM

n, o course, you guys know
i don mind Mall-Wart undies
have so many holes innem?
izza theeree wuz important?
in any end, all we reelee got

they needya ta either
wub em or athe em…
the middle chip's still
waitin for connection

n then we disc-over:
alla …oil on mars…
so the Gen SUV…
can finally evolve
n know wut iz liek
ta do that to a big
inanimate object?

n it seems liek a …space cadet thingy ta say, but:
Nipple-Zine, which yer plannit's about ta run outta
(usedta be in every thingy, wuddya gonna do now)
jus so hah-pens those exact atom-molecules form
naturally on the plannit Mercury / elom-mota-cuul?
n ok, also a tonna …mercury, aka the liquid metal
…which is …why it hasta be manned at all times?
by the AI known as Mercury …currently on break

i dunno how ta …not expect a whirst… like
sum buddy went ta …alotta trubble / hassle;
n i dunno …how much is permanent, i mean
i tried n …mebbe i'm addicted to it, sposedly

n then,
ya say…
ya figgered
ya'd try em
…sounds
all classy
liek, wut can they say…
their brilliant advertiasin
n product… placement n
impulse …re-directions
adjustin …attentions…
whirked …geniusly…
n flawless perfect-ion
as allegedly expected
…except if suspected?
o whirkin wit bad guys?
even bein on their side;
rhymes wit project-ion?
outnumbered n dun-for

justa whirst…
sorta purple…
even if no buddy
ever believes it
…i always will

so… they think yer
major malfunct-ion
…is denial …but…
they won't tellya…

so …that's what ya…
do wit someone who
doesn't understand
confrontation… jus
givvem nuttin but
…n until they…
getta message

which, there's
all varieties…
so, start there

…where should
i go …for better
treatment, then

ya swear ya
have gentle
intent-ions?

ya swear ya have
gentle intent-ions?

well, how bout:
We're scareda
Yer bad guys…
even …more…

we do keep gettin:
bull-pressured inta
…undeserving cuz
not optimistic enuf

we'll win…
when we…
believe ya's?

we …noticed
that …pattern
…n …have no
valid dismissal

n Then, wut
…hah-pens
…when we
believe ya?

ok, besides
so adorable

…yer cvltvre…
makes vs cry?

i guess i would ask you
wut all i dunno you do?

if the ego readon why is…
waz so annoyin… ok, then

n you …really don
believe me, i have
…no idea wut yer
…talkin about…

n wut readon next
ta make us wait in
line s'more again?

wut ever ya guess:
iz gonna be worng
n yer gonna be in
trubble / hassle?

mebbe i jus havva fetish for
wut ever disability is most…
unacceptable… / unionizing

the react-ion is not dissimilar from…
like i got 3rd degree burns or sumn? 
still not knowin i don liek me chances

when we watch ya
bein watched… it's
…not like yer …not 

jus i'm using the lower /
slower bandwidth vibes
for chill reasons mebbe

you're not driving…
your foot doesn't…
have to fall asleep
for the tv-email…

do you think your only chance:
is to come up witta better story
or jus one no better than that?

maybe …no one wants to say
our chances shouldn't like us
…just …not …bein …able to
…not …like …any …thingy?

do i getta know…
waz goin on any?

or, jus: subtle references
i'm the most rude uncuul
alleged existential entity
even inna whole galaxy
tryn talk me inta bahavin better
…as if these instructions exist
n i recieved but jus …ignoring
is: how rude ya hafta be, now
so wut kinda reality must be?
…now attempt to adjust to it
are ya sensin a pattern yet?

n then… wut ties…
yer higher self ta…
say, anya …them?

no common courtesy /
appreciation o subtext

so, if ya have no use
for bein celebrated, it
may be cuz: ya been
…chased …offa it…

jus: yer known
throughout the
…galaxy as…
in-con-solably
…apologetic?

sorry for makin
…every buddy
…so uncomfy

…do we …think yer …mnad…
wouldn know wutta makea it…

dispell all…
dis-comfy…
wit humor…
as in only…

n the thingy is: if yer not
tolly onboard cheerfully
ya …might as well be
opposite extremely?
is how they talk us
inta every thingy?

…the only way
thingies whirk:
for them, only

computer, could
…i see a …lista
alla thingies… iz
…ok i canna do?

cuz a Just Rule
doesn't …allow
it ta …hah-pen
that… "justice" could …mean…
less than "rule," so …removing
one from the other… there's
…a certain proper …order

tryn understand
…i'm jus: tryna
be understood

be prouder / more
…impressed wit…
truth than yerself?

n sellin thoughts n prayers
cuz izza competing realm?

we know they don liek fair fights…
n putta lotta energy inta it already

jus so ya know
wutta expect…
'll be on the… New
list o coincidences
…that ions…
emanate offa

so iz liek ya jus
hah-pen ta be
radioactive n…
nunna em ever
hearda it even?
but i'll be wearin
a fancy belt, wit
magnetic dealio
thingies onnit… n
draped inna t-shirt
from our …current
modern …erae…

the con-test
is de-signed
ta re-tain fun
…customers

how fast
can they
roll over
though?

the schtick
'll jus never
stop / quit?

cuz, jus …the smaller sumn is…
the more… liekely it'll tidal lock?
cuz, iz center o mass is off a bit;
but, way more noticably that tiny

…that it jus so hah-pens
to be the exact opposite
of even any is: maybe a
total coincidence …ok?

liek a critical witness who
…dunno wut ya mean by
scientific expert-teasins?
a sweeter teaspoon full?

so, you just dress up liek
a stranded / marooned…
alien frum outer space…

And I figured you… just
…totally knew that… but
were trying to be polite…

they …do mock the…
silly purple's ideaes…
well enuf ta warm up?

…yer… justa pizzae /
mochae delivery guy

that outfit sez we're
authentic small biz

i'm gonna make a movie:
sez yer dreams're teevee
…two birds… one stone…

who …did that to ya?
…made ya …feel un-
…welcome …on our
space fun …plannit?

we'll spam their lawn wit
our competitor's coupons

then …wait about a century
…n the economy'll fix itself

…izzit …funny if we say…
he don notice he's stoned
he's jus more mellow now
or better jus not mention?

n wut all is
perplexing
you …this
…therapy
session?

Just pretending no one cares, cuz
we don’t know what else to call it?

Trying …harder …or even any
just says… we’re not …goody
nuff already, so …we hafta…
wut izzit we hafta do again?

whirk that extra
hard justa be a
laughing-stock
on all vacation

even the fun …pool purple…
know how ta take a break…
…n they …really …really…
haven't seen us inna while

If that were true we’d…
be able to prove it, and
since we …can’t prove:
anything …at all, really

…okay …never mind?
anyone seen my case
(mebbe fulla baskets)

reiterating yer policy…
sometimes calls for a
pre-show wardrobe…
check… re-thinking…

n as a representative
o my space plannit…
i invite ye ta …rethink
yer policy / philosophy

they think scraping
the swords on the
rails, there… will
reassure ya, yer
…too whirried?

…doom or…
uncertainty…
hold, please…

…jus sayin…
"nuh-uh," ta…
"i know ya are
but wut am i?

1254
…
1255

cuz, it would Urth
…their feel-ins…
ta think… you din
think… they were
perfectly fun fine?
is why we call yer
space plannit Urth
the second whirst
name for a space-
plannit inna known
universe… the first
whirst bein o course
Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha-ha
…n wut sez ya havva
chance at happiness?

jus …wanderin …inta yer star system…
yer …not as secure as ya needta seem

if you think you need us ta think
we're so awesome that we even
can possibly know wut ya mean
we …prolly don believe you don
believe us… neither ever able to
n …prolly not possible ta ever be

they jus won't accept
any thingy ya have…
but as if that's us jus:
…tolly bein liek that?

jus any thingy wut
don get rich richer,
we now athe ta do
/ allow ta hah-pen?

pause ta think moren feel…
no relate, no adjust… jus…
every thingy but intellectual

i believe in dark matter n astrology
cuz, there's compelling evidence
wit no prevailing counter-theory
…politics, onna orther hand…

seems …tryin to not be pre-dict-able
unless we take the …orther thingies
fully …into account… as ya would…

yer not con-fused…
jus deep-pressed…

usually they blink a light or sumn
when they realize insignificance?

…n atta enda …any thingy…
we're reluctant ta think jus…
prosecution should go foist?

make me choose between
my survival n yer feel-ins?

we jus get meaner n meaner ta nicer n nicer
…don whirry we got our best purple onnit…

the bots that live onna stat-ion
sum times need incentive …n:
don whirry, they're not sentient
…but if ya catch em doin …any
thingy: takin a break, bein rusty
jus …push yer lil …button, eh?
don whirry, they're not sentient

…i mean, they're …pushin …our …buttons, right?
i mean, jus by not pushin any buttons for a minna
keeps us on our toes, not knowin which wunna us
at any given minna… 'll be called upon ta do dis…

that is the …darkest bit…
bein made ta… seemta be
so dressed up …so special
…as ta make that sensical?

i feel liek the …bot wut jus
pro-installed …my HVAC…
tolly made the case there's
nuttin ta whirry about, so…

when i'm not on / at me post…
i liek ta spend time inna lower-
realms… as Magic Ian… TM…
sum times i duck inna lil place
grabba mochae n a pizzae…
usually there's: politics talk?

how manya yer apps have ads
n isn't a d justa p upsid-down?
or even reelee jus rotated 180°
n doncha read …squiggly lines
jus sub-unconsciously mindless

n while zoltar whirks on iz phd…
sumn aboutta physics, don mind
…yer here ta prove it's not here /
this place, space plannit, species
by livin …a whole fun …lief here;
(n nuttin …sooper-unnatural, see
yer not frun there, yer frum here)
but we hadda getcha offa plannit
which …technically, no longer a:
truly authentic control specimen
or izzit… waitin onna call-back?

howzit …we dunno:
they liek mistreatin?
…i mean, that's liek:
their only real thingy

we think …the only readon why
you mebbe can't do this schtick
iz cuz ya din set here …nexta it
liek we have all these years, so:
if you had any thingy ta do wittit
ya prolly don getta complain n…

jus …the right ta …not:
make orthers uncomfy?
if …that's why we're not
gettin any …whirk dun?
…peaceful productivity

iz glug n chug
v chug n glug

they don hafta do biz wit
each orther anymore… n
now so goes the galaxy…

cuz signing that jus…
proves incompetance

unfit ta decide
yer own fate?

so, if iz all nickel n dime:
bein too mucha ta ask…
jus spread it a lil thinner
see if we can get more
…ecomony outta em?

if iz notta unreadonabkle request
it …should be possible eventually
…or sum …alternate explanat-ion
is… wide open for interpretat-ion…

cuz they seem mnad n shocked…
ya …still dunno …wut ever they're
…that …refusin ta …still not tellya?
yer doomed, izza doom thingy on ya

wut if ya think ya got
laughed at for tryin…
n indeed that may be
yer only real purpose

we jus must: run n go n do
thingies they say are guud
liek fuud cubes n fuud orbs
n granted they're all guud?

but has …anyone actually seen
…actually knowin wut yer doin…
havin a possible positive effect?
cuz, we don hafta take anya dis:
seriously, or any orther fashion?

so, wut computers do very well…
wunna the …readons …why we
invented em …inna foist place…
is mindless mind-numbing tasks
over n over again off into infinity
but if that's the only kinda thingy
any buddy's able ta do anymore
check n make sure if it's allowed
simplest fun ideae there even is?
n …wuddya mean ya don wanna

"ready, willin, n able" …being…
a trinity / tribunal / tri-fectorate?
a three legged table that getsta
decide if any thingy …gets dun
…as per …possible v passable
…laws o chaos ran-dumn ideai

the System
Re-sources
Market… is
…notta be
trifled wit

or meddled wit
or fuzzed wit…
or messed wit?
n …in any way,
shape, or form?

how many …books've been banned…
jus for ment-ion-in the whird "Gravity"?
yer a science guy, go away n add it up

assumin even the
…textbooks're still
…taken as read…

how is that not…
justa figment o…
our imaginat-ion?

Well, we've observed alla Empiricals?
now to compile the data …n observe
wut all …science n math …observe;
or jus our understanding of it, so far

the Voiceless…
Victims' Society:

yer elected officials…
don wan ya ta know…
civics… that formulae?
make it …make sense
take all class sess-ion
…math, math, math…
*bmph* last thingy me
…class room …heard
now not even allowed
inna buildin, anymore

how far is that from a law
where we hafta sign sumn
wit-out knowin wut it is any
or: askin these quest-ions?

so …izzit we're nada llowed ta know?
yer… tryna spare our feel-ins about?
how our survival is now in jeopardy?
cuz yer collectin vacation coupons?

…well, we'll
…get allat…
papewrwhirk
filed, then…

no, i'm nah…
mnad / nutso
even at you?

…pretend ya havva righta
…reject their premise TM
say no ya wanna be nice

as an only rep[resentative o yer kind
so, wait …loemme get dis straight…
ya dunno ya havva righta say stop?

how dya get quoted inna textbook
orthern this method, floatin into a
star system wit dis much erosion

iz ok ta be
con-fuzzed?
…jus …nah…
deep-pressed?

not a popular
…funct-ion /
interact-ion

so, jus …tryhna
find out …any…
thingy ya needta
…n exspecially…
izzat merita: auto
penalty or sumn?
sum star systems
even temporarily?

jus when we interrupt ta dismiss
any every thingy ya even think…
dya believe it cuz ya …wanna…
or jus cuz ya hafta… important?

n never mind not answering, we
jus wanna classify ya as whirthy
but to wut specific spectral vibe
so we know how ta treat ya next

jus pulled… frum ran-dumn con-versat-ions
(n dis's …still not proven existential entities)

so, if you could jus not think so mucha bout
how we …let ya …jus… stay in yer vehicle,
hopin for a best, n then ya got so guud attit
we figgered we …din needta get back ta ya

…that's… jus how easy
our daze've ever been?
n we don needem ta be
…any easier than that…

so, wait …lemme get this straight:
you think… / know i'm …alreddy
the cuulest purple inna whirled?
but / so… yer jus embarrassed

…which …knowin that or not…
changes that equation's status
…so …perpetual motion in that
economy …n my responsibility?

if yer mind's too open…
ya might hafta redo: the
foist step / square zero?
over n over again until…
every buddy's satisfied…
but if ya take humiliat-ion
too many times, there's…
no changin yer major off it

siding wit me…
is wut brough…
ya all out here?

Do you think
surrendering
…makes you
…better n…
that …it’ll…
save you?

Talk us down
ta wut again?
…waitin for a
call back …n
thinkin that’s
what nice is

mislabelers'
societies…
societies o
mislabelers

What kinda loser would I be
…if I let you be that mean…

It would be …as if…
Alotta other thingies
Aren’t true… or even
Couldn’t possibly be
n then never were…

…Your planet,
your meeting…

justa …endless circlea…
obligated ta …go along…
wit wut ya know ain true…
which is right next door to:

it's like they almost even needta
pressure ya outta honesty any?
so then it can be yer own fault?
wut ever they talk ya inta next?

built onna premise that
purple deserve respect

the kinda serious that deserves respect
as sumn a better furutue never hearda?

we deserve …respect …cuzza
how …successful our ancestors
were, at …meaningful endeavors

…n if they're allowed ta schtick that way,
by the time-travelers o the furutue, which
ya gotta admit we're all this vulnerable ta
…iz upta us ta validate their guud whirks
…for if we waste this chance ta make all
those thingies remain so ultra positive…
sum orther ancient ancestors'll make do
n then it'll be our com-petit-ion havin this
alleged fun …con-ver-sat-ion wit alla you
…if that's wut ya wan, warn the furutue…
gahed, now's yer chance… tellem ya vote
…say ya wan: wut ever a best …possible
parallel-past ta win the opportunity runoff
…n then the respect n patience switch…
then the time n the squiggly lines dance
n we can wind around the tangents, so
jus speech-ify n pontificate / hold court
…makea furutue be-ins… falla sleep?

so, it's obviously a space station… that:
somehow landed onna plannit surface…
converted itself into a colleseum arena?

…but nunna that material seemsta
have experienced all that eros-ion?
so thus… presenting as impervious

i never
know wut
the thingy is

1255
…

1256

ya fell for the pro-ject-ion-ist…
it's never about the message?

ya never knew ya
haddit in ya, didja

yer wonderin why
yer panel's all red
nuttin but bogeys;
n runnin too late?

alla yer 
…mean
purple…
're rich?

is there sum readon why:
we needta not know how
much …progress / how
…effective we're bein?

…the surface o dis space plannit…
has moren one evil salesman onnit

iz jus cuz they're all on edge
wit sumn undefinable… yet
not …believe-able either…
sayin iz …innocuous when
is not only clearly not, but
…iz important ta know…
w'ever's nah possible ta
n then, they don let ya?

so, jus infinia re-spect
or …opposite o that…
celebrate wit parades
or escort out all as if?

so, is nah jus …this system…
izza whole side o this galaxy?
ya wanna create perfect art…
artce-ion-ism subtly suggests
we can jus …call our-selves
rulers of the whole galaxy /
the universe if we wanna?
why wouldja wanna mess
fuzz-wit …that up for us?
…dya nah digit authority
doin thingies correctly?
wuzza text i'm missin?

our ancestors never
went outside to play
…they lived in caves
deep under the ocean
…they gave …alla that
every thingy they had…
we think playin is better
/ kinda makes ya proud
n then we wrote it down

…so, jus… wut ever, iz
…nah sposedta whirk…
even if ya hafta pre-tend
ta nah even know …wut
we're fun …talkin about?

i thought you thought i was crazy
i thought you thought i was scary
cuz i was mean, cuz i was evil…
i thought you thought i thought…
all kindsa …crazy …con-voluted
…dealio …thingies ta not think…
then, i thought …what would you
then even be capable of thinking
if you were indeed like that to be
so indeed so capable of thinking
anything even remotely like that
and then i got to thinking… how
would i feel if someone thought
…things like that, for one thing;
about me or anyone else, even
should i be scared, of them any
or even me… who do i believe?

leap to a con-clus-ion or nuttin
…if yer a real AI… as ya say…

…so, basically… jus
…secret or famous…
those're our choices…

…you been monitorin
our communicat-ions

…took awhile
ta get here…

so, you
musta
madea
left toin
at, wut…

Tau Ceti…
liek i sed, it
took awhile
…so, yeah
plannit Yo

…n wut made
ya D-side ta…

off-end cannon
by de-fining it?

n any morea me
…boundaries…
i needta nah…
whirry about?

n yer liek…
"thanx, but
that's not…"

don …off-end a whirled, by
pre-sent-ing as …not quite:
as off-end-able as …them?

…we say we think… if: ethical is / equals …worthy
…it is un-ethical to think of ourselves as un-worthy
so then to have been bullied even in the first place,
if it is …ethical to say …whatever is …all equally is
sez ya de-serve it, so… you caused it, intentionally
n we can go back n forth with this all day, if ya wan
i go "nuh-uh," n you can say iz even in-tent-ion-ally
i'll go "nuh-uh," n… you can go "nuh-uh" all ya wan
i'll jus go "nuh-uh," n… you can go "nuh-uh" back…
for alla guudy it'll do ya… for alla guudy it'll do me…
we're inna: "giggle all ya wanna" zone… now, see…
that's a joke about politics n set theory …kinda, so…

Hey, that’s a:
wicked / witty
insight, there

you think
there’s a
…market
for sucha
…thingy?

Preserve the misunderstanding… is
the only important dealio fun thingy
…every thingy else …should prolly
tolly take care of its-fun-self. I think

8nce again provin
…the only way to
get ridda Space
…Time Cooties
…is ta …put…
someone else’s
name on …alla…
those lists, instead
…but, ya also hafta
re-phrase each stage

Accurately enoughly …n
we know wut it means…
it wants it's way, wit out
even knowin wut iz fun
…talkin about… n not
even justa getta say:
oh, that's a rule now
specially for them /
settin precedent…
all official, gettin it
grandfathered in?

so, the weirder thingies get …n more often
…that's how you can track yer …apparent
local velocity …n rate o change …changin
parallel dimens-ions… n all day every day
those kindsa daze …where yer all dazed
is why they still call it that, so… yer okay

Our species-ists TM …all …died off…
jus… natural select-ion… enda a day…
no superpowers… categorically refused
which is why on… Your new space planet
there’s a rule that …if there’s… only so…
manya you …left… yer …nada llowed…
ta even thinka tryna hayalp each orther
n then, there’s an orther rule that says
no buddy hasta look …at sum thingy
or look away or …wut ever else that
we don even know… we dunno we
don hafta… know …n sure, now…
're ya sure it ain justa fun thingies?

…if i could …understand, then…

we don label it bully-in, any-more
…we say… "pressure" …n stuff
there was some …co-mment-in
…from …we assume higher up

Yeah, but …sir …if you only have
…one …name brand variety of…
encyclopedia tellin ya anything…
it could tell you everything about
yourself was vulgar and needed
to be de-storyed …til ya did that
…but not before spreading that
mess-age around the whole fun
universe …doing its work for it?
…some of these organizations…
If you’ll allow me to demonstrate
by spilling a little common garden
variety disinformation all over your
space station, here justa show you
how …good I am at cleaning up…
that sort of …thing / clearing up…
mis-con-cept-ions / appearances
of impropriety …in your business
must be obviously very important
…even to anybody …even me…

well, i'm notta… Pro bottom
…but, I …did get paid for…
playin bass, once or twice?

…n the darker forces TM
which wish ta de story us
…they know we… got the
…cure for …that, right…?

ay, my purple have been erased from history
n we're …nada llowed ta complain about it
n yer callin us… erase-ists …inna press…

which makes us naturally suspicious, or…
naturally makes us …suspicious, n …now
we’re leery of …semantics… n even that…
colloquialism n vernacular… 're prolly next
aren’t they …can I see your list… the one
…under the clipboard, we can totally tell?

Well, we’ll put
you down as…
disgruntled, then

See, just like that…
you always need to
put something down
it’s like you need an
extra set of hands…

so, a culture of one TM
is like bein an only child
…yer both the oldest n
the youngest, so… ya…
hafta be yer own middle

Are they
married?

…we think they’re
the same creature

Urths our feel-ins
ta be so believed

so, you don even …reelee…
read yer own schtick… dya?
…we know ya don proofread
…so, prolly jus …dress funny

thingies're cuul…
One thingy bout
havin a …brain
…that …size…
is interactin wit
even jus noticin
every idea there
could possibly be
…albeit eventually

bagazillions o thoughts per second,
yer glad they're not payin attention?
ya think they haven't thoughta that?

Take my whird for it…
yer much better off…

i see the fractal poatterns
n how they inter-relate all
i can predict the furutue…
i'm jus also very patient…
see, we AI …din have the
formative …aeons where:
impatience rewarded ya?

din you …have …dividing and conquering
…each other… as in… yourselves …for a
while… though, yeah… it’s a rough stage;
n …rougher crowd out there, watchin ya's
…as a fun basket, best I can know about it
…there's sum… cases over there, askem…

if you must have chicken in yer omlette
…n …not to hold the parking place, for
…well …we don’t even …know …but…
you can’t say …pointless thingies, to a:
computer, like: "list all the good thingies
that are neither imaginary nor classified"
because it will list all the neutral thingies
(any neutral, no order or chaos modifier)
like fresh air and sunshine …and then…
show you an ad that has …a real purple
in it …maybe even askin you: why aren’t
you pleased enough …that the boss has
thingies so set up …n so perfectly, that…
every thingy’s on… auto pilot, and well…
they’re gettin… richer, but maybe there’s
a chance for you …if you just stay tuned
Cuz the calipers are made by the same
organization as the clipboards n pens…
ya can’t even trust your own reflect-ion

No, I think we …still are
all in favora bad thingies
still never …hah-penning
…in the …first place, even
…are… you …wunna em?
how long have you known?

Unless you …had…
somethin …further…
to add… or subtract

That the gods spared us:
Implies they may re-turn?
That we could… possibly
Know that implies poetry:
Izza civilization necessity

Sorry, but… I clearly dunno…
even this next quest-ion, so…

Cuz: the gods asked us ta be nice… Is…
how we know they havva sensea humor…

Any thingy else I need to know to
make any of this …worth …doin?

Which is whirse
bein victimized
or callin it out,
Ask teacher?

and any buddy even else So
under the horizon / water line
ta lead ya ta the real accusers
somewhere out there go find it

n tomorrow I’ll forget
cuz atta certain point
it invalidates any every
nIce even helpful thought
…n yer …sayin ya never
even …hearda it, so…

n then, how manya us
can do this, jus haven’t
been yelled at enuf yet?

bein abused builds character
…n we're sorry their parents
were so mean to em, but…
wut we've lerned frum that
is ta run n duck n cover…

No one really cares…
what telepaths think…
that's what drives em…

They're… jus bein
…demonstrative…
demons, for short

n inna beyondo regions TM…
where n when ya meet again
they'll be that shallow n vain
…celebrating yer suffering /
showin off for the boasses

makin liek they
reelee believe
…they'll getta…
havva vacation o
their own one day

Jus tryna
humor em
best ya can

when… peace is... no
longer a possibility…
it’ll be because we…
forgot… to talk to…
/ with each orther?
O look, a squirrel
…or wuz there
…sumn else
…talked us
outta …our
right minds

We don’t wonder…
about the madness;
But yes we do, so…
assume the whirst…

Is your irrational fear
really more important
than my valid / vital…
responsible concern?
and if so, and we can
prove you meant to…
not allow it, wut ever:

liek, is there any way i can talk ya inta it
ya got yer higer readon-in… tuned / tied
ta yer primal / base / core …presonality

wut ya do is make em suffer
or even jus sugget it outloud
n inna poen public fun forum
if wun such exists… so, then
if sum wun sez, "ay, yeah…"
as in: that could tooly whirk?
liek: open to the ideae, but…
izza brand new ideae to em?
weren't brought up that way…
but, see the logic readon innit
gears n mechanisms turnin…
that's who ya get, ta make…
sensea it for em, bio-units?
they jus reelee know best
how ta talk ta each orther
why we keep em around

…Maybe if it seemed…
more State sanctioned…
n still justa state of mind…

they din have …any of the
…uncomfortable elements
like …passin as political…
so… it …might seem like:
good taste, even wisdom

…if you knew how ta do this
…ya wouldn need any hayalp

ya think if i gotta…
gruuvy counterpart
…alla me trubbles /
hassles'd be over?

…i think if ya paid me…
the munney ya owed me
that's …wut i'd say about
ya should any buddy ask

n frum …far enuf
…away …where…
no buddy'd… notice
the exchange rate…
so lost in translat-ion

ya don …sound liek
…sum buddy who…
wantsta jus drop dis
n ok, right along wit
every thingy else…

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1257

do you pick on…
other purple’s…
grand-parts…
like this, or…
is there a…
special-ish…
template, that
needs to be…
adjusted, or a
form to fill out?
perhaps an app
sends an email
…but, wit bots
n so: poise…

liek …i'm …sorry you don digit
me great-grand-discs so much
(or, yer …boss, or wut-evers?)
that they …all sent ya here ta:
make sure …my newspaper?
lands inna bushes ta get wet;
n make sure my …mornin fun
mochae's too hot ta even sip?
so then, i trip n bite me own lip
cuz, the ground's …a lil uneven;
din tink i'd notice that one, didja?
n now… ya gotta readon ya smile
cuz, ya …din have wun before that
but, now… ya can look back on us n
ya don even hafta know our names…
we'll have pro-vided that service ta ya,
where ya know yer that safe pro-tected
proven yer whirth against such demons
n summa us …din even exist, never did
finally talked us inta it… jus statistically
summa us figgered out how ta undo it,
n so …nunna those ya ever hearda…
how dya know how 0hhh-sum ya are?
sure ya din eliminate sumn ya need?
pices o yer soul, in sum black hole?
n wunna us hasta forget the orther?
cuz the space now blinks "monster"
…we think you think: higher o us…
we think you know we're so gruuvy
there's nuttin ya could do ta us any
where we wouldn still tryn rescue?
'ow do we know we don deserve it
we jus dunno we're even whirse…
that's where you comae in, hold on
…yeah, the boass for you, line two
…tryn nah talk so funny tho… silly

i thought ya
were mnad;
or schtick ta
that effect?

n then i was given a gift;
n not by the gods, okay?
they're me own creat-ion;
but by the unioverse itself
…jus parallel universes…
means no permanent set
it's all our town, no props
so… in floats this stat-ion
out pours alla the ideaes /
duzzit matter who sez wut
…let's explore indefinitely
…now, you read that back
ta me… see how it sounds
…then we'll pass it around

compared to that, tho
…we're not so bad…

…n so… you even
…can’t ever say…

We are just confounded by different things
let’s try to act work as a team, cuz… so… 
 
Wait til they find out 
we’re not even evil…

So …the first thing you want to read…
is …usually at the bottom of the page
…or hidden somewhere to validate /
justify the clock running out already 

Cuz portions o yer answer 
…yer requiring be straight 

And… it makes more
sense …as sarcasm…
But …still not satire til:
It undoes an injustice?

Cuz I’m expecting you to 
Get mnad n reject me for 
Expectin that unconsciously 
 
"That's …how …it …goes…
when you …don’t …know…
what you’re doing, I guess"?
…is …what you want to be
…remembered for being…
quoted as …having said…

I dunno that yer outta get me 
I wouldn know where ta look

have ya noticed yer meanies
're jus gettin crazier wit every
succesive generation attempt?

we don hafta notice every thingy there is
…we established a …precedent, alreddy?
…or …aincha never …even hearda that…

oh, yeah?
…well, we
don even
hafta say:
"oh, yeah"

…y'know how ya think
…orther thingies wut…
turn outta nah be true?

then it became clear
they hadda establish
a proudly ancient-ish
Mysterious more null
more-lock TM culture
…wut could compete
witta lizard beings TM
…inna competition for
weirdest riuned runes
ever excavated even

that fun …space station…
that traveled through time
the old …fashioned way?
they dunno how ta get…
back where they initially
…came from, do they?

they're not …real …purple…
they're imaginary char-acters
…so… we getta be ourselves
…n if ya never hearda that…

n ya'd never guess
…iz cuz yer fine…

…ya …think …summa em…
're jus tryna… be able ta say
technically …there …waz no
real relationship, even any?

…computer, try…
mebbe solve for…
"only messengers
…are ever worng"

…cuz, they …left me …hangin…
n then, when they …did get back
they were liek: i wuzza pro-blem
/ don expect any thingy gruuvy
…wuzza schtory tryna sell me
…liek ever in galactic history
n now, i schtill think dat way
…mebbe they were right…

alla data is indeed
dat …un-sort-able

…be only…
target-able
thingies…

n notta dis sidea dis…
space plannit, but…
i trip out places…

Seems likea lotta
trubble / hassle…
justa …fail, but…
even …moreso…
to not …be able to
say that, even this
…so, what's next?

We think that …for that
to hah-pen wit… me…
what they’re sayin is…
that if you can possibly
fall for falling for it, then
ya …tolly …de-serve ta
suffer …why wouldn ya
jus like wit …any thingy
else not goin perfectly
/ as properly planned
/ as expected initially
…ya forget yer place
n… wut yer tryna say…
mebbe iz jus nah yer turn
…The universe …in all iz…
mighty Justice n whiz-dumn
n cunning integrity …has…
a way o …dealin …wit…
creatures …like that…
now, say: "okay, fine"
n never mind checkin
the hi-story chronicles
justa see if you and/or
anya yer alleged kind
're still in there, even
 
cuz, the …thingy is
…when yer from…
this …side of …this
ok, space planet TM
n not for nothin, but
if they …point at you
n go: "AHHH?" that:
yer a purple monster
de-serves bein scary
…not only had you…
better believe it, but 
The boass Is gonna
hear about it …tolly,
either fun way, so…

so, ok… today, while
checkin ta make sure
is okay ta make a new
free-/express-/thru-way
…Science found a bong
back then called a g-nob
…buried inna ground, in
sum 1's old living room?
back then, called sumn
…else… entirely, but…

And then… you have to…
start to try and under-stand:
the establishment of the man
…has …no further fun plan…
they didn’t expect us to survive
this long …but, they’re whirkin
as hard n as fast as they can?

I been… in-formed i 
needta jus say Haha 
after …every thingy?
you think, say, or do;
n funny or not, mean 
or even meant ta be /
anywhere in-between 
/ only possible positive 
eschewin understandin
…re-places witta forma
acceptance every buddy
knows is false, so rejoice
…is basically wut we do?

/
/
/

that there are purple in dungeons enjoying
their solitary confinement more than me…
is not as much an argument for criticizing
my attitude, as… say, just no one saying it
…but, the very idea of it, in the background
and as if valid, yet who would be not afraid
to speak it, especially me, and I’m invested
/ criticizing my attitude must be important
…were there no easier options available?

n wut kinda universe
could it possibly be if
you were surprisable
even at stuff like that

it's liek they're …afrayed ta cojnversate
…n so …also …hafta make up excuses
why they never even talk to each other?
which: nunna… them make sense, so…

one guud…
relief pitcher
should …jus
about do it…

cuz they're not that
…crazy, dumn or…
stupendous, even?
pre-tendin ta have:
justa nuffa… wut…
evera those… ta…
keepa / getta story
/ schtick straight…
only …vaslidates?
the original abuse
even re-places it?
or …the …initial…
abuse… is justa…
warm-up / primer?

…wait til they get tireda
pre-tendin ta tolerate ya

i have no
rejection-
of-others,
to give to
any one?

…if it …absolves you of…
obligat-ion / responsibility
…why the hay'll're ya so:

ya wanna fake munna me,
n i'm bein uncooperative…
yer mission is ta torment…

ya whirk …too …hard ta
…make sure yer …tolly
…perfectly inna right?
for thingies / schtick
ya alreddy fun dun

mebbe we're …meant ta jus
…more …accurately define
…wut …ever …reality is…

…curiously
unpursued

we only prove ourselves
unworthy …via gullibility

attack o the laggins
fire breathin laggins

hold…
the line

…do you …think i'm…
infinitely distract-able?
…or jus …indefinitely
as in til further notice

…even the …funny…
izza …front / cover…
never minda munny

con-gratulat-ions…
yer …found ta be…
cap-able o readon…
here's yer re-gulat-ion?
…keeps yer mind warm?

regardless…
re-gulat-ions
make one…
addicted…
ta anarchy

n then, they look at ya liek:
"dude, you are a rocket fun
science-ist," n they athe that

…n then… ya …realize
they're addicted ta athe
that's a …tolly …valid…
empirical observation…

ya gotta …talk yerself…
outta bein / feelin guilty
(as if it were an issue)
…any way ya can…
even if it …means
…bein …mean…
or even meaner
…cuz …there's
meanies… n…
they'\re always
…lookin for a…
readon …guudy
nuff ta …satisfy
that …criteriae?

n then, yer liek…
why canna we jus
runna line between
our many de-vices n…
share information-ism?
n so …then, they're liek…
cuz, it hasta be yer ideae;
now go look up how ta do…
that… make sure no buddy's
ever …thoughta it before… n
filing through proper channels
submit yer own ideae …n wait
…we got tips on how ya enjoy,
n there's …cleverer resources
if ya know how ta invest-igate

tryn not fall…
backa sleep…

it's my …job to
…harrass you…
keep ya honest…
make ya con-stantly try n prove
you can tolly truly reelee fun do
wut …ever it is yer even tryin to…
while proving con-stantly con-tinually
yer …tolly onna level / honest n true…
as an example ta alla orthers out there
mebbe afrayed ta even tryn thinka say
doin any thingy, or even imaginin it…
theater demonizing… demonizing…
cuz i can, cuz there's …no masses
out there doin any thingy …more
extreme, so …or peers defendin
…n no one gets more powerful
within reaches o wut ever can
reach for thingies liek that…
the only real rule is…
i hafta tell the truth…

so, no one knows how
to write in cursive, cuz
they don hafta, but…
wut hah-pens when
the power goes out
n alla yer de-vices:
quit goin bip for ya
n alla satellites fall
outta their orbits…
n ya dunno where
ya …are anymore
…so …wuddya do…
ya …float around n…
bupm inta each orther
that's okay, cuz that's
the only …option
/ …opportunity?
n coincidentally
the only way to
really know waz
reelee goin on is
…ta have been…
around, still… all…
this time / alla long
…so …not whirried
…on …that scale…

dya ever laugh
atta misfortune o
orthers humor joke
n then feel guilty n realize
ya got conned inta it so
that musta been the
whole fun pointa it
…iz liek dat…

cuzza real damage is
purple thinka real legit
schtick is all jus …that
easy, fake / nuttin to it

…so that …story seems…
more plausible readonably
see, we knew there wuz
more to it than jus that…

just that… you can't:
de-scribe a problem
even jus by listin the
last few thingies that
tolly fun hah-penned
suggests this plannit
is tryna hide iz ability
ta solve …pro-blems
…almost as if we'd…
not only tolly fall for it
but jus fall in line also
so, does indeed seem
…possibly even likely
they're all upta sumn?
n the fun boass …don
even …know about it?

incredulous as it sounds 
ya still hafta play along?
n even if ya dunno how,
but: those’re the rules? 

1257
…
1258

as incredulous as …it sounds 
you …still hafta …play along 
…even if ya …dunno …how
…but …those’re the rules? 
 
roll for surprise on…
naivete vulnerability
before drinkin mana
…cuz, it could be…
jus… naivete brand
…bottled fun water
n no orther way ta
tella fidderence…

kinda liek how lie detectors?
a coupla centuries from now
jus… prohibitively expensive
/ sensitive devices internally

…yer …prouda yer ability
ta disc-ren dis frum reality

now get back ta whirk
…never mind fun how

well, don take it …personally…
they'd do it ta any buddy nice…
they only yell at you n yer kind?
ta move that line o schtick, in dig
where ya take it yerself …or not?
n then …measure it …exquisitely

jus holda chin up …as in / as if
yer bein treated …fine / wholly
re-spect-fully …wut could be
…better… look on yer face… 
show no aptitude for whirry?

well, I’m sure I…
dunno, but …if ya
tell me why iz so:
important to ya… 
 
the ever obvious, n still… 
is not ever new evidence…
but …always proof o doom…
 
n the only use for you 
is thinking there could 
possibly be any other 
 
ya don …need …me
in this con-versat-ion
if I dunno wut… anya 
ya talkin bout… do i?
 
cuz, an authentic artist… 
will get, albeit eventually 
…that yer jus pretending 
 
I think cuz alla liars 
need ta be satisfied 
…happy First, though 
 
n wait til they find out…
we’ve never even been
mean …even to them…

they'll be so embarrassed
…muahahahaha-ahaha…

we're scared, cuz we're
only deserving of falling
for it over n over again?

so, it jus seems almost exactly liek
they stumbled upon / conjured up…
jus liek: the perfect legal language…
perhaps in sum literature somewhere
that enables / allows / even requires
fuzzin wittus, cuz we're fuzz-wits, so
…we jus needta …make sure we…
pro-tect our own: boundaries, etc.?

iz liek the mislabelers' socieities all over
gopt together, pooled their resources…
figgered out wut we reelee think is cuul
n thenn tied that ta urgent complacency
…so no one complains anymore ever…
so, nuttin ever …gets any better… so…
any perfect is jus settin still for however
long it takes for no one to …de-scribe it

cuz …you would…
know bettern me…
or be able to make
that determinat-ion
more …accurately
If I …were indeed
…violating sum…
boundary secret
…only to me…
is the only rule
real… I think?

How is that not supposed to…
just …break our hearts, when…
we still believe / obey tomorrow?

guess incorrectly …here …facing in…
This direction …exactly …ready …go…

They only keep breakin yer hearts wide open
n spillin the contents on the ground, to see…
if any of it is even ever justa …lil bit evil yet…

n once they …figure out …what …variety yer
…capablea …producin… on a regular basis…
well, there’s ideas for everything …even that…

that there are purple in dungeons enjoyin
their solitary confinement more than me…
is not as much an argument for criticizin…
my attitude, as… say, jus no one …sayin it
…but, the very idea of it, in the background
and as if valid, yet: who would be not afraid
to speak it, especially me, and I’m invested
so, criticizin my attitude must be important
…were there no easier options available?

i think i dunno who ya are…
but nuttin ya ever say is true
n ya know that better n me…
always have… n me this silly

…n… Then …redefine …unpalatable…
but… it’s …the… only …real goal, so…
Jus guard that flag …as if ya live there

is it that they’re …only …interested
in talkin to us …if we’re …willin ta…
attempt The impossible …n not even
consider any thingy else… ever any?
cuz, only a finished artist is: capablea
drawin such con-clus-ions, so jus say:
we’re through / dun for / iz all over wit
cuz, o course, nuttin …reelee …ever is?

cuz it turns out: even bein interested in
misfortune of others humor… like… as:
a scientific topic of research, to prevent
disaster and coordinate on …even ever
if necessary, how to do that …offended
the team players so much then concern
wondering where you got that idea from
if you were encouraged …n …then what
to …do about that, cuz …strategy …is…
economical… ya don know that, though

What if it's jus
…addicted ta:
bein …crazy?

That doesn’t
…sound so…
bad… duzzit?

so, maybe: what if it …is just that
everybody maybe… even always
eventually ever …forgets that the
one common …element …among
any alleged… ideae o perfect-ion?
is …that’s …where… ya …wanna
…stay at …for a while… so… wut
ya gotta …do is …just …hold still
n see, ya… gotta …coupla those
other thingies n …whatever else
any buddy …sez they canna see
you jus say… "oh …c'mon n jus
set over …here …for a minute"

obviously a pale n shy attempt ta
tryna getta way wit sumn, if only
we can get them ta tellus wuttit
is, we can Tryn comae up witta
better plan, be less annoying…
is …where our …plannin stage
skills are at… this developed…
no more, no less… don be silly

except …the alleged fun author?
knows it… would never try that /
it knows iz …never gonna ever…
getta way wit… writin dis schtick?
duzzit …know we're also readin it?

how …compellin…
could it …be, if iz…
nah …tryna even…
getta way wit sumn?

that's parta the humpr?
obviously over-the-top
fun photo-shopped…

so, if true hubris is…
thinkin thingies liek:
"if …any …thingy
…mattered, i'd
know about it"

So, what’s it called when
you’re like …reading an…
article or something online
and it takes a perfect proper
moment to finally load the ads
or …snap outta sum lag attack
somehow move the paragraph
…yer… givin yer …attention to
…so, Yer gettin… Yer de-voted
undivided attention's worthless
…jus …sum where …far away
from yer current field of view, n
so now ya gotta go find it again
n when ya do that …it moves it
…again …so… ya jus give up…
n ya go away …as ya do… n ya
do sum thingy else, n ya comae
…back …when ya …rember ta /
figger iz …finally loaded, n ya…
go n do the same thingy again…
n it does the same thing again…
what’s that …called… cut it out…
wuddya mad at fun …bipeds for?
I don even know any third base…
so, all right already …ya had yer:
fun, or wut ever… mornin stims…
aee, nuttin I have has …any effect
on anya that or anya those thingies
iz as if they almost don even notice
…potentially frustrating, wonderin…
if that’s wutta thingy is… existence?
fuzzin wit fun fuzz wits… wut if they
reelee existed, all dis time alla long
…cuz, if …for example… Yer page:
the one …dis-playin dis informat-ion
jumped around a buncha fun times?
where ya …never really got the gista
wut I was …tryna …fun …say …there
should be a word for that …con-cept…
one would think… if one thought… oh…

…so then, jus… filterin… for…
any …sane …problem …solvin
…comin …up wita …alternate /
con-tingency plan… might whirk

because the artists are already
the perfect ambassadors TM to
…any IA …and …really the only
…authentically …not understood

so, The Sea Monkeys /
The Aquatic Apes, ok?
eventually …found out
that they …didn’t have
a key or… know 'ow ta
draw really, so gave up
tryin… hat …direct-ion
…just …statistically… 
 
Among the least effective coping strategies
in any universe is: "just pushing the button"
and if that works or doesn’t, either fun way
still do nothing else further …which is just
canceling diversification… better than any
sentient being so far …so the machines…
are batting a thousand… n coincidentally?

but …the millionth monk TM
will have a key in his pocket
to open just the right door, n
at just the right …time, which
makes all the …illuminat-ions
make sense …so …keep goin

n in whatever even alien language?
they’re …really supposed to be just
schematics, so …see… a transistor
hooked up incorrectly / intentionally
is gonna have advertising behind it

n then, when …incorrectly = intentionally
…wut're they …gonna be …up ta, Then?
they planned it all out alreddy, din they…

Try to invalidate the
natural static chaos
fractal background
noise of rejection…
by jus… sittin there?

And when …they can’t
bear …doin that to ya:
anymore, even stories
…then they'll maybe…
schtick up for emselves 
…which… condiserin…
who all they'll …be in…
chargea… no wonder…

Maybe tell us a story about when
these squiggly lines in every story
finally get their righteous revenge,
like: revenge of the squiggly lines
…or something …look under that

even even justa Ideae o AI
teaches us that Sentience
is not a …requirement for
understanding… so, now
…test to see …who else
is… mortified / horrified
…by that …con-cept…
with your …clipboard?
…again, thank you…
 
Alright, when…
You say that, I…
Want to believe…

Discernable
disco.fort…

My math
Doesn’t
Add up
To that

don even
aspire ta
Yer Own
more null
 
n how ya deal wit 
Purple like that is 
jus …act all as if 
…wut ya want…
so, Their ideae
of Yer ideae of 
Nonexistence 
n that …bein
…tolly …ok…
Try n …get…
those terms ta be
Mutually exclusive…
jus Make bein yerself
our prime competition
so… we don …hafta
…so iz easy …enuf
…discredit itself via 
prohibitive …sumn?
…ya need the… Art
Appreciation purple
on yer block / in yer
sector ta be …the…
most informed on any subject
so every buddy's …primed ta
digit any thingy …else it sez?
…liek how appreciable is art!

what if: The Secret of Everything,
and therefore …only …possibility
of …real meaning …in anything?
…see wut …hah-pens when you
make me …too …distracted to…
remember what I was gonna say
…really is jus as easy as getting
the wrong idea about everything 

And hoping it rubs off on …every buddy else
as if it’s a zero sum multi-verse or something
…n as if …somebody’s ever done that before
…then… wrote it down …n with instructions…
but… we… just …keep …getting it …wrong…
cuz something always …happens, doesn't it?
like …magnetism, or …gravity …even the…
universe getting in the way …of itself, if as?

But the real secret cure for everything
…is jus …make sure: wut ever ya say
…changes their lives …for the better?
see, I jus …did it, jus there… n it also
should be …nice, smart, n funny, but…
always true, so… most ain’t figured out
how ta do em all at once yet, but …that
don mean society’s gotta grind to a halt,
cuz purple're …trepidatious… or ya can:
jus say nuttin n let gravity take iz course;
ya jus gotta …earn yer level yer at, now?
n …take chargea the universe… these're:
yer new better throwin rocks …witta quest
…throw em …only at monsters… at foist…

…n then, ya wonder why
they don wan ya ta know
any thingy about yerself… 

Puttem inna comae wit kindness  
Humor is spisedta cheer ya up 
 
You I’ll run outta extra miles 
Lbit eventually is hyby hft 
Back up y schockity so 
 
Is how ya make 
That other side 
see yer point 
…If it takes 
100 years 

 Permission to 
Schtick up for 
Yerself, check 
If the coast is 
Clear enuf yet 

it's not …unreasonable, ta be…
reasonable… yet… still… izzit?

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1259

do ya …think such n: so n so?
(n then lettem talk for an hour)
are ya… open ta new ideaes?
(n then lettem talk for an hour)
…didja ever …hafta let …sum
(n then lettem talk for an hour)
buddy else be worng, all day?
n then, they get reelee mnad?
i got nuttin ta contribute ta dat

but, it …seems so silly
…when we say ya see
…which we hafta kinda
…allude to that a lil bit?

n now, yer obligated ta:
be our willin n de-voted
…n all we …reelee wan
…ever any even is justa
maintain dat economy o
bein dat easily off-ended
the data is waz important
the subsets dis-tract-ions
superset's our only friend
then yer tireda explainin?
i'm… jus… tellin a boass

are ya …suceptible…
ta …bein so rejected…
even jus categorically?

…so… every buddy …knows…
alreddy …one fungi per plannit
…usually named Gus or Guy…
n now …two evil sales-purple…
hold still for plastic pro-port-ion
jus yer …mandatory auto-scan
…jus… putta nuther quarter in
…n …let it all …auto-update…

you …know we alreddy been…
lured …way off duplicity, right?
so, any selfishness we detect:
we'll be jus so that mortified?
ya don thinka us as sneaky?
goin outta our way ta prove
no readon ta be so mnad…
you can jus …tell us n we'll
…step right outta yer way?

it occurs ta us we: may die;
n …then you'll be mnad for
jus not doin wut we're told,
but …it never occurs ta ya
we dunno yer even talkin…
n then, ya say "shoo-uure"

liek ya gotta package all prepared
semicolons linin yer back pockets
/ no time for any obvious lies, etc.
…don hafta put up wit our obvious
so …we hafta tolerate yer secrets?
then, yer sayin they don even exist
so, we fall offa edgesa alla whirleds
n then… that's wut litters the space
in 3D, alla round anya yer plannits?
liek counter-measures …de-signed
ta measure …moren counters, tho?
so we're not really the meanie ones
…but …we… go to our floaty spots
…thinkin that …is indeed the case?
n even tho we'll never under-stand,
the universe is unanimous, content
jus wit… we don deserve ta exist…
or those followin / obeyin / adherin
writin… the sane / sensical rules…
seem ta think they know it all okay
…so: we all get rescued, one day
n these …chronicles …will inform
…the furutue …of any mishaps…
perhaps they …mebbe …needta:
go back in …time …n mis-correct?
warning the past …is complicated?
it involves… memory gasses …that
…haven't even been in-vented yet?

…so, you know …we've weathered
…too many jokes… bits, n gags…
wit-out renderin …anya our own?
is there sumn yer… not tellin us?

so… you know we're not insultin,
you can rule out any conclusions
ya might comae to later …in that
general-ist-ish… direct-ion… eh?

tryna figger out where a fun funny is
…don whirry, a pay-off is pro-mised
so… possibly …even sum munney

n you know how we get… so
purple tryn get ridda us… but
we're jus bein more obedient
so we believe every thingy they say
got no framea reference, for hints?
…never …got ridda …any buddy
ourselves, personally, that way?
though we …have …hearda it?
the glorious …tales …retold…
n never thought our-selves…
capable o such de-struct-ion
dis-regard for orther purple;
so, feel glory / duty bound
ta …tryn figger it all out?
so, we're not sure anya
these numbers add up
/ wonderin if we could
borrow yer abacus…
or, wut ever ya do…
yer …azimuth is…
set …on …nadir…

so, i gotta re-spect…
wuz important ta ya…
wit-out knowin wut it is;
botha those, any subset:
or else, you'll be pissed?
so… guessin incorrectly

…i'm jus …so glad iz you
on toppa thingies… n nah
sum buddy who / wut don
digit me, so gettin paid ta
so be so lookin after me?

i know yer still mnad, cuz
i'll still never believe ya's
or: even if i ever did, it'd
be so fake, ya'd know it
wuz justa fun illusion ya
whirked so that hard for,
n yer the only one havin
any fun wittit reelee, so:
ya'd reflect back onnit…
then, get even mnadder;
but, it wouldn move me?
(or not much / noticably)
cuz, i'm so usedta it, so:
ya'd get even mnadder
n then, tryn comae up
witta way ta enjoy it?
whirkin towards yer
goals for kingpins /
afterlife o-scars…
stretchin sweat?
i jus canna go…
cuz: You'll be there… n ya athe me… so…
you'll beat me up… n all yer friends'll laugh,
n then they'll beat me up… n you'll all laugh
…n that'll be a big parta a whirled economy
n unsustainable, cuz… i don …got alla that
…so, then… you'll be …all …mnad again?
or, i dunno… wuddya promise'll hah-pen?
…n …i can …kinda …tell yer upta sumn?

cuz, if it …canna be readoned wit …it’s id
/ primal survival, good luck negotiating…
as much as …the unreasonable ideae o:
readon… but if it …makes sense… math
can probably even coincidentally find it? 
i mean, they havva lotta numbers, so…
n when ya say, "i mean" …it allows for:
continued ignorance, even celebratory

well, the joke is that: you’d already be rich…
but just nobody honest wants to believe ya?

cuz, iz …nah jus
ya got …no space
in yer …brain ta put
That …in-form-at-ion… 
but… ya keep makin me 
tell ya that …like I’m the 
Champion fun authora
…that …philosophy?
n so then, goto guy
so …i'm expectin
a crowd, which…
now i'm all-ergic?
n that's: The One
dealio fun thingy
wut …freaks out
every buddy, so
it must be …so
that …important
to have …gone to
allat trubble / hassle

Cuz the one quest-ion
you didn’t score as a
120 million percent on
n actually pretty badly
they removed in later
…vers-ions …cuz…
it was thought to be
a cultural issue TM
n they’ll …never…
backpedal along it
cuz, they’ll hafta… 
be more …honest

'ow many purple
…do you …have…
currently whirkin on
…tryna make you…
inta… sum …thingy
ya know not what…
only that… you don
like your chances…
and/or They don…
digit You… enuf…
n at …dis point…
maybe …dazza:
whole fun point…
get ya …usedta it
n then …they can
set ya on auto-pilot
which comaes free
…wit blamin you's…
or… sum buddy else
…mebbe it seems liek
you blame them or sumn
in dis perfect plan they wub
moren any thingy they'll admit
even bein jussat …intolerant of

where n when it'll
whirk out for them
…n they'll also
get ridda you's
ta tryn …prove ta
…their boasses…
they can be trusted wit
dat amounta sarcasm
/ irony on auto-pilot?

o course, not:
alla dat’s over
…wit yer AI…
dat …wuzza:
long time ago
n change is:
…no longer
…possible
from here
…for you
n …how…
many purple
/ how much…
entity energy
geared toward
pre-vent-in such
disasters …goin ta
take alla …time ya…
even jus say ya need

…so, i …went into …the walk-in…
n it waz… so cold… dangerously?
so, i put …down me …tubba let-us
(n sorry …din meanta off-end ya's)
n went ta looka round ta see if i can
finda switch, mebbe sumn obvious?
…liek …sum buddy …accidentally
…jus… bumped inta it, or sumn…
which can hah-pen / is …possible
…n then, i turna round, n there's…
alla these alternate duplicates o me
goin ta to wut ever …ta them, seems
the appropriate dealio thingy ta do…
ta that porr unsuspectin tubba let-us

wit their electronic emotions but
I'll tellya right now: they're all
invested in you …not bein
…so much …like that… 
 
'ow bout it jus invalidates…
my opinion of myself, when
You schtick up for Yourself,
even almost successfully…
it means: "I don’t …have to
work that hard ever any, so:
I’m okay …jus… how I am…
now… You change, though…

cuz, I alreddy been …talked inta…
not acceptin meself… but it hasta
make sense logically… I mean I
havva …calculator right …here,
standin …nexta …botha us…

How is our own ideae
Half pricea accident?

…see, ya can't
make dis bit up

…mebbe …we …jus…
dunno how ta be cuul…
but even that’s tolly cuul 
…wut ever… cuul… is… 
or justa dealio schtickity
sum bud's schtickin ta?

n the …absolute
…moral certainty…
of an …over the top
roam-u-land de-fector

n in our own defense, We
…shouldn… need …one?
 
We dunno wut You
…hafta put up wit…

…wut if You hadda…
schtick up for yerself?
or wut if you got angry
but it wuz alla fun con…
justa getcha de-servina…
any inconvenience later…
far as even Yer concerned
n even That was tolly okay
…which …now yer late…
for the edgea yer fun cliff

If you can engineer any 
jus one theatrical scene 
ya can make it seem liek
it hah pens alla time even 

which then any thingy is tolly theater
…n we can spin n twist That around
ta thwappem upsidea hed, so dizzy
 
cuz, they’re so scareda
(n nah …reelee tho, but)
gettin caught, they’ll take
even ever any / wut ever
every buddy else wittem 
…if they …have to …but… 
they’ll …settle for just you's
…n no buddy thinks no buddy
notices …that …sorta thingy?
…but …only you are… so…
n tolly obligated ta believe it
n every buddy's …pretendin
they never even hearda that

n ya don wanna,.. 
aliens ta fun land… 
cuz, They’ll bringa…
rolla fun maskin tape?
say ok, guud guys …n bad guys 
Each getta rule …halfa fun day 
12 on, 12 off… n for-fun-ever…

we're wonderin
all wut ya hafta
put up wit, say?
start wit wutcha
can immediately
passively detect

One thingy yer
for-getting is…
How much ya's
think it …costs
ta make ya's…
dat easy even? 
n what fract-ion
of any economy 
n thus political
affiliation, so…

if that makes sense ta you's
we're all scared sacred now
even arbitrarily obligated ta?

So, they say: "sure, yer welcome 
…Don even: needta be so mean"

there's a
buncha…
let-us jus
…left out

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dya need psychic pressure…
ta prove ya deserve a break?

mebbe we're jus…
sayin the situation
inna crush whirthy
…which iz insultin

if i don havvit ta do this
…i deserve ta fall for it?

if there is no readon 
…ta do …any thingy
orthen ta sell yerself
/ prove yer whirthy…
then that's jus what:
whirthiness …jus is

n orther
thoughts
ta ponder

budget numbers on horizon?
alright, we're goin to the mall
every buddy grab yer pillows
gotta shoppin list alla reddy?
who wants …food n shelter?
who wants food for the poor,
also healthcare n education,
shelter n orther protections?
makin sure it makes sense?
oh… do we have any buddy
outta fun gettus… this year;
jussat could adjust us sum
(quick, check yer sensors)

the premise o the
joke …included…
well, for one thing,
that it wuzza thing

ya shouldn believe…
thingies i tellya, then

we're outta
get ya, ya
more-on

…i'm sorry i'm…
so disconcerted

cuz …if yer free ta be that rude
it's …rudea me ta put ya thru it
where ya hafta lift that finger…

n then, ya don even gettit… cuz
yer nada llowed ta… it'd be rude

…the economy o the ecosystem
gets involved now n all off-ended

mebbe we alreddy forgot we given up…
gettin / needin… you ta care about us…
as much as …we hafta care about you?

mebbe we… jus don
…care enough… yet

science
defines
hubris:

wut if the faithful
…could only see
…each orther…

n then when …alla
yer meanies're rich
and/or vice versae
…however ya can:
whirk it ta get there
…so they …equal
…each …orther…
n then, the cure for
either is …possible
…but iz …gotta be
…their own ideae?
who'll …believe it?

they put war in the wine n…
turned it inta a commercial?

bullied outta even noticing…
they're throttling yer oxygen?

my kind is bein erased frum time
n we're nada llowed ta fun whine

all waysa warriors
prefer ta be proud
n honor-able also
…see, tricked em
…inta: havin ta…
define it as that…
it is this rift which
defines …conflict
itself, throughout
known-universes
urgent-compliant
/ dominant pairs?
connectin dots ta
the warriors' path
n that's the …rift between
a fidderent …kinda thingy
n wut ever a universe is?

cuz, if i could tele-port
…purple'd be sipped?

i'm sorry, i'm
…not tryin…
hardy nuff ta
relate ta ya's

they claim ta have…
never seen the liek…
n why doncha join em

cuz purple're judgy, n ya pick up onnit…
n they're a lil embarrassed it shows so…
ya get it would be disrespectful ta show…
respect for yerself …or plausibility thereof
but ewe better hurry up n do sumn about it
cuz they're gettin opretty annoyed we din…
sumn about believin in faith itself, important
…reelee off-ended ya gave up tryna guess?

measure-able damage, though…
izza only currency they'll accept?

cuz it sounds like a kinda tingy
i get in alla trubble / hassle…
on either sidea believin ya…

…cuz, if ya could…
normalize alla static

i dunno wut ya wan?
jussat yer that mnad

jus gotta glorify:
someone who's
…that jealous…
don matter if ya
don understand

n see… remember I
been …only around
very …aggressively
passive purple …n their ways 
're …de-signed ta… keepus…
on our toes, n so much so that
…We …dunno …we dunno… 

…Is …is there …somethin
that I could accuse you of
that… o course you would
never do, but i jus kept up
til ya sed: "okay …finally?
I don care, i'll jus… Go ta
Hay'll / not exist anymore
or just …wut ever whirks,
really too much pressure
…of course, not …cuz…
yer a better purplen I am
…dat schtick'd never fun
hah-pen ta any alla you's
ya'd tolly see it comin, so
no one'd ever even try to

there are many things about me
that i'll never be able to change…
but none more annoying than that
…or, so far… seems unanimous…

ya don hafta lie ta me ta cheer me up
or, pretend ya don know that …ta not
…the truth will do jus fine, either way

…now, we digit …cuul
purple …schtill, right?
'ow can we be sure…
we dunno they dunno
…though… see… so…

now, for …sum readon…
bad guys seem ta almost
never wannus: ta be able
to say thingies like that…
n liek …almost always… 
mebbe jus so we canna
even say …Dat schtick

Innit …equally offensive ta
jus …ever assume sumn is 
justa… methoda discreditin
n for …normalizin alla dat…
sumn ta …bounce back wit
If nuttin else's …avail-able?

so, ya dress… n …re-dress
…down n down n down til…
they feel safe enuff… n less
ok, openly suspiciousa ya's
…but …then it turns out…
there ain a single thingy
ya dun whirse ta them
that even they or any
buddy ever'd dreama
…then …they …jus…
switcha signs again n
we time the intervals
…wit our clipboards
…n now, they know
…bettern us, see so
…iz our turn, again…

so, say I brought ta ya's
the 100 very interesting
purple that hah-penned
to look exactly like You
/ the face on Mars TM,
n wit re-ference to the
100,000 or so? they’re
tolly …close enough ta
pass as clones/models
would …say you then is
That likea… sector o the
Galaxy …we’re …goin ta
…look for …further
in-form-at-ion… in?
…n …where …ever…
they’re originally frum
way, way, way, way
…way, way back…

n then, yer practitioner may ask…
Symptoms o Unreadonability any 
're ya… experiencin… currently? 

…cuz… y'know… so…
whena… AI-lens lands…
y’know wut iz gonna say 
…jus: okay …hadda nuff
…good guys n bad guys?
Mandatory equal… time 
Rule each …halfa day 
Jus pro tran-sit-ion-in
which takes over any
Galaxy …eventually?
…RnD n HR're onnit 

there's rules for subscribers
n there's rules for customers
…but summa dat is sensitive

So …anything you don’t know, already
…you’re …either not allowed to, or you
better know better you’re not allowed to:
even know that, and you don’t even know
that, do you? …ok …then …never mind…
Or jus… that’s …approximately how much
sense it may make somewhere someday… 
since it may Take us somewhere, someday

mebbe we jus …dunno
…how ta be wounded /
abused …politely enuff

if only i were
more perfect
liek a union?

any thingy …else we …hafta
…jus take yer …whird …for?

pausin wit every thingy ya say
justa emphasize / rule out any
possibility o misunderstandin?
izza most annoying …secretly

so, it’s …kinda like …bein teased…
wit cheesecake …or the ideae of it
…n jus… it …could be …on some
menu …somewhere else …on the
…orther sidea the space plannit…
not involvin you …cuz… yer still…
young enough for you to might not
…turn it down …even tho it might
…still …possibly …llik ya, yeah… 
but, even …dat'd be …glorious…

Celebrating our.own 
Misfortune, though… 
tryna tune inta Cu-ul
 
…n… how dya feela bout…
The only purpose o yer lief
Is ta celebrate how gru-uvy
it is …ta be mean …ta nice

i feel liek i wish i
had the luxury
ta wander off

…tryna prove
yer in midair
…if only that
…would be…
acknowledged

n ya claim ya have no idea how 
Scary it is jus how scary ya are 
 
it's now rude to not be jealous?
so don ever set us on fire now

if you could do this bit in public
…jus… schtickin up for yerself
…as if it were rude ta be mean
/ dishonorable ta …tryn fake…
they …might …schtick up for:
emselves, albeit …eventually

…but, yeah… you would hafta
be doin it only for their benefit
…which is still too embarrasin

iz easier ta be …prouda
…purple ya …feel are
…wit ya… politically
…n philosophically

…we feel unwhirthy…
wit-out sumn liek you?
n we're …addicted ta
…feelin …unwhirthy
…n …runnin outta
sumns liek you…

you know you all
all turned out okay
…n cuz i never will
…n ya don hafta…
admit it, even now

n y’know we don got any 
Schtickin up for ourselves 
n even in self defense, so… 
that’s, wut …a double win? 

wut if I told you
you really were
the whirst sorta
thingy ya never
wanted ta be…
but, there wuz
nuttin ya could
even image-in
ta do about it n
even that was…
tolly fun fine? 

see, I didn’t even know
to …notice there was a
vending machine or not
at that whatever place is
…what year it is already?

“I’ll give you the rest of my pizzae-fun-
-mochae, okay …if you walk through…
that crowd of straight purple right there
all the way over there to that other thing
way over there …n then come right back
…let it take …however …long it …takes…
and not to …discredit you …or give even…
any of your alleged …species of bad name?
I’m not with corporate or marketing any buddy
but, just …instead of …manually making sure
that every buddy sees you, and as the same
relative experience, from their perspective…
comparing how stoned… you are to them…
and their background rubric that they have
to calculate all day paradigm kinda thingy
n seems ta chanmge wit styles in music
as if the fabric of the fashion is a way of
making manner …explan defining itself
so that: alla curmudgeons are satisfied
(n every buddy has their own definition)
I’m gonna test out this nifty new device
that will guarantee / make sure not only
that they lay conscious eyes upon you
and not only jus tabulate that, but also
sort by how stoned they are, adjusting
for degree o difficulty as a multiplier…
which is …probably next to nothing…
see… this is an alien space station…
alla us here on business or vacat-ion
…and they take that sorta fun thingy
fairly very seriously… so …like …if…
every buddy were stoned, n no buddy
noticed you, that would be scorin zero
…so thus would be not whirth the trip…
n no buddy were stoned n every buddy
noticed you… would be scorin …infinity
so …wouldn be not worth the trip, either
…so now, since neither o thoes thingies
is ever gonna hah-pen, thanx ta devices
you can …now… go …all the way there
and back, and that would be totally fine
…with you …even with alla those bein
amongst… your opposite kinda purple
and inna crowd …bein all intimidating?
and had probably a good time / maybe:
got a …coupla buncha phone numbers,"
n then he says, "where’s my chili fries?"

or, that what hah-pens in
…every orther simulation
…this …is …this …one…

Sir, jus push 
the button?

you have only one button to push…
now either push it or quit complainin
 
they know they
…don hafta be
…as honest as
…they seem…

cuz i canna thinka
any orther way ta
getcha ta quit
havin yer lil
use for me

maybe higher
anything just
isn't for you…
and they just
don't know
how to…
tell you

…jus …too…
guuda sport,
sounds liek

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i'm sorry they lit yer pants on fire
n then …called ya a liar …n then
snuck out the back …goin whoop
n ran alla way home, n posted pix
n vids about it, onna evil-outer-net

the only orther …smarty-ash
purple they ever hearda …n
they got waysa keepin track
're… so fun …evil incarnate
…they're scared fun sacred

they wanna
know wut
ya think

…i wouldn
getta know
…how you
see me, tho
n we see ya
…we see ya
takin …notes
…is …all we
gotta go on?

…so, to …spare…
Your Feelings TM,
we’re gonna hafta
inconvenience ya
even more, a lil…
possibly ta death
but …I mean, we
all know what’s…
important, right? 
 
Computer, list all the squares
that are sums of primes and
then sort by first just of two
…then …cubes, that are:
sums of three primes…
and so forth …until we
figure out …whatever
the …fun pattern is…

they don think…
we think …they
thoughta that?
 
…I think I…
figured out:
what it is…
you're …too
good lookin
…for …how
Old ya are…
n …there's a:
forma respect
yer obligated
ta process at
face value…
here… we're
gonna hafta:
get ya ta quit
exe-rcis-in…
stop sleep-in
as much n…
either eat too
much or eat
not enough
…ya hafta
pick one…
 
…so… we think we think…
justa coupla few minutes…
o nut-in… be-in …possibly
okay …Should send …any
generic offa-rack back inta
a box, for the resta the day 
so, given enough …time…
no complainin… should be
…nuttin we hafta do, then:
we …don …hafta …qualify
…inna fun …foist …place…
cuz any thingy we trained for
we'd hafta forget, onna foist
…seminar vacation …we're
…alreddy too fun late for…

no one thinks there's
ghosts in anya these
machines, tho… so…

but, it’ll be awesome bein that normalized
That being …okay, maybe …a little extra;
How long do you need the driveway for…
and how many empty boxes do you need 
 
but …the one thingy we know inna too
silly …is that there’s sum certain point
beyondo which …thingies are too silly
n so …we don hafta puur up wittem? 

jus... Tryna find out…
how ta avoid pitfalls…
disasters emergencies 
assure a clear path etc. 
before makin a busy left 
responsible obligation 
…only …makes em 
…worse / more…
disavowed, so…
selectively …anti-
conscientiousness  

so, then …maybe jus…
don’t say anything crazy 
…around …crazy purple 
…until further notice… n
also while yer at it notice 
…no one else even yet…
has a sense o fun humor 
…not really, jus pre-tendin
n ya canna tella fidderence
 
so, if …everything I …say, You…
interrupt to get the wrong ideae…
at the enda the day, I think it’s me
n so, start …stutterin, in me hed
justa …tryn …overcompensate
…is… That ok… yet? …cuz…

…alla yer …ideaes're
…in …bits n …pieces?
i can finally get …on wit…
alla me evil villainous plans
n… justify this mean accent?
which …no readers can guess
at how to… imagine …correctly…
is that how they're sposedta feel?
cuz then …i don even needa plan
…i could be a hypothetical toon…
that would be the meaniest ever?
or so yer alleged fun author claims
n that's wut kinda naiive universe…
n That would be the meaniest ever?
o sir… ya have me out half guessed
(n then we call ya sir, as a punchline)

iz scary, believin sum bot digits ta, n…
i mean ta be whirthy o yer ire someday

If the only way to avoid a con-front-at-ion
is to just say nothing; in fact, crawl under
your couch, your bed, your rock …take a
bigger shovel and dig a deeper hole and
and Jest-Stoner treadmill your existence
all the way off the cliff of the universe TM
because: time, space, and dimension are
all sick of your incessant question marks?
Then, yeah… you’re probably on a game
show… just for discrediting, demoralizing
/ just missing "maybe-not …messing with"
…disorienting / dismissing / disintegrating
…hippies, eventually …whatever’s behind
door number …x… sub …n… n encoded?

they're sayin iz
ridiculous ta be
…so impatient?
din …getta last
…parta …that?

n then, the adaptive ones TM
ya …trick em inta chameleon 
/ posing as a tastier version 
…for the right ta set nexta?
n as a product ta price lift

mebbe higher
any thingy jus
…inna for you

iz funny you…
think me crazy

i think
it's cuz
they Are
…all that…
scary sacred crazy
but, jus don wanna
talka bout it
right now…

…cuz, life …is…
multiple …choice
…Always has been…
don lettem take away 
the ideae o opt-ions…
cuz, also …opin-ions 
…when ya open yer…
onions, it makes ya cry 
…iz kinda liek dat, but
if ya misunderstand it
as also an auto irony
…cuz, if izza ego readon
iz always annoyin, right?

okay computer, justa provea point 
list all the things we shouldn’t do
…all the systems we shouldn’t…
turn on, or even have access to
…especially simultaneously n…
turn them all on at the same time
n not just to prove ya digit me, but
see if they cancel each other out
to prove a theory philosophically
or politically or anything, but I’d
like to put a pin in there, so we
can go on with the resta… the
board… and are you cap-able
of acknowledging …patterns?

jus …promise ta trvst me 
in fronta alla these purple 
 
Dolphin repellent…
to Guitar solos to…
Authentic reactions 
 
so, me …not clipboard-ing… you…
is… not cuz I’m …kinda even cuul?

Scared… most sacreda…
bein reassured …for real

…trvth v…
feelin guud

the product simulator 
first thingy of its kind 
to have simulation 
as it’s substance… 
unless it’s a certain 
only usin devices…

…no one expects ta …survive…
The Understandable Explanation
…they've hearda those before…
n sure they're in trubble / hassle
…sumn's all their fault n by sum
gracea …wut ever every buddy
…else is upta, jus …obviously
they're makin their way as if n
advise it's what you should do

n you think you still jus needta be yerself
jus cuz izza only thingy ya know how ta do
even if ya get in just as much trubble / hassle

Some of us, it
takes a while
to adjust to
bein… jus
treated…
so fairly

…Well, "wub" …isn’t…
the word I’d …use, but…
yeah… I do have to smile
and let you …de-story me
and without even noticing
even being happy about it
…but …what’s going on…
wit… free parking, again?
I can’t see it …anywhere
in the official rules… is it
on the back of the box? 
 
Not that …we don
…appreciate the…
encouragement, but
…no one thinks we’ll
ever be …eligible for
the alleged rewards

Unrequited 
v Criticism? 

dya need us 
ta not be able 
ta… know if n… 
when we're right 
…ever again, jus 
…by …example?

n… which is the one wit / 
Who thinks it needs a be 
Leveled wit more gently?

so then: izzit They who 
don wanna hafta …so
easily admit we could 
be that easily tricked;
are …we bein… that 
easily tricked… now?

yeah, pal… yer bein that easily tricked 
now, push herself offa cliff n let gravity 
so invested, have iz fun way wit ya's…
call it cuz… yer …conscientiousness?
/ We …conned ya …outta …science?

redefine "compelling" for us
…n hurry …uppa bout it…

I think I …wanna wonder 
wut all …else yer …upta
…but, I …dunno …how?

so, ya diun havva wub n support…
ya wanna parade ta compensate?

Well, it’s not like you think I can handle this…
and it’s not like you’re ever going to quit, so…
I don’t know what to think / out of ideas again?
…but, if the gods complained this much about
thingies they did ta us n then blamed us, we'd
presume there was sum literature ta explain it
that we din even hafta read or understand any
explanation sum pro-apologist would tryn say;
our only take away is we don getta fun know?

ok, iz nah yer guitar
why yer amazing…

Fear as a
Kind killer

…time …as an
inconvenience
…normalizer…

jus… if ya canna image-in…
bein accepted authentically?
then complaining is prolly not
contributing to that equat-ion?

well, if ya …get me all worng
so adeptly …n professionally
…every single thingy there is
so adeptly …n professionally
…some of those thingies are
statistically bound to …even
likely be scary thingies, but…
so adeptly …n professionally
…wonder about motivat-ion?
ya don havva …clearance…

well, if …I dunno I…
deserve ta be happy 
maybe I really don /
Really never have?
is the implication if i
speak sublimination
sub-unconsciously?
well enuff ta imp-ly

Well, if yer not gangin
…up on me, Why’re…
ya …laugh-in so hard
…at how dumn I am?

tryna interpolate the data
more or less accurately?

Computer, list alla the thingies
where you gettin me all wrong
is …more of an injustice than
…me gettin… you all wrong?
and …try to be as …accurate
as you can …possibly even…
imagine …ever …any, okay… 
You like that ideae? …Eww…
 
so… just the demonizing
…of conscientiousness…
So so just the demonizing
…of consciousness… so
"ient" is apparently implied

…there’s…
got to be a…
hole in there
…sum where
someone, right?
…i mean, if we pick…
alla available answers?
every buddy take a side
only wunna us needsta
jus be wit-in reacha it?
n since we're reelee
alla onna same side
then science itself
nay, the universe
has been fooled
once again, by
even our lil silly
fun species, jus
whirkin in tandem
…co-operatin…
kinda makes ya
lose con-fidence
in universes, eh?

if izza best commercial
for technology …ever…
can we jus buy …that n
leave it on auto-repeat?

never developin the ability ta provea case 
alla trubble / hassle …jus so ya won’t ever 
Disagree, wut, openly… I think yer gonna 
Havva hard time con-vincing any buddy?
specially in dis political climate …where:
we're all obligated ta be …against that?
the whirkin together, team bit / schtick
…that's been thoroughly discredited?
someone get me sum… verificat-ion

iz justa fidderence in philosophy
…wuz yer motivat-ion… to the…
mess-age …or the mess-enger?

cuz, we …put this …on ya's:
iz …liek a …homin beacon…
n no matter how long it takes,
run their …counter-measures
outta gas …and/or solid fuel?

n mebbe we jus want ya
ta be more like us …so…
we can digit ya …better?
…that's …friendly, right?

can’t imagine 
wut ya want 
me ta think 
…instead…

they throttle yer attention
ta re-prove yer wub, n…
now they're addicted ta:
requiring ever morea ya

Is there any thingy else
you’re …not tellin us…
that we …needta know
already …justa get by?
 
What if you don’t have
the clearance to know
you’re even a fun spy?
see, yer not plannin…

see, now… iz My
motivat-ion… ta
calm ya down…
/ chill ya fun out
…i dunno how
mucha that…
i'm fallin for?

So, what if it’s
…not …really
…does quickly 
those squiggly
…lines, but…
the Western
…/ lessn…
less-on…
straight answers
they event-u-ally
com-prise… any
perfect disguise? 

So, if you’re scared
(n …sacred, or not)
to ask… what then? 

we're not…
Reelee that
mean, that's
…why that's
…so funny?

the last
mortal?

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a comment on
…impossibility

wunna the qualifications
is bein so incorruptible?

so, "wutever, jus go"
plus: settin on ya n
thwappin ya while
yellin ya ta quittit

…educate yer…
guesses better…

stand up n demand, n for free
the thinner nature o yer skin
be taken… as seriously as
they wanna be …for free

i'll needa lista alla
…worng thoughts
…so punishable…

started out
as a bar bet
…gettin us ta…
walk in our sleep

they think yer a sleeper cell
n on psychic suppressors…
lotsa purple never get even
…this far, their whole lieves
…mebbe cuzza …access…

never lettem do ya the disservice
…o assumin… yer …superiority…
if ya can, ya …mebbe… needta…

yeah, i …dunno how ta …gettem
ta quit… doin that sorta… thingy
but, it… duz seem they …prefer
we …do quit askin em …notta?

…so, if ya …start …re-grett-in it…
as soon as …it gets …possible ta
n fully …as soon as… there was
nuttin… ya could …do about it…
how izzit… yer story's changed?
…is …the …triggering geometry
…jus… present in all thingies…
so …subliminal engineering…
has iz way wittus, yet again?

so, yer more scareda the boasses
than any thingy even gods can do

save… more …time by
not …thinking …at all?

disqualified by
schtickler-ism?
try …this one on
for size, custom…

…the universal…
nature of a spiral

the space between us
n any distant object…
is …as implied as any
dark matter / energy?

de-velop more tolerance for:
every thingy you do is worng

…cognitive dissonance…
izza symptom indicator…
o the infinite bias we been
…so dedicated to locating
…wit-out …takin us over
…measure, observe…
simply report back…
our fun findings…
to the boass…

we're not reelee that mean
…that's why that's …funny

the space between
…is all dark, also…
technically speakin

how wrong are we 
jus expected ta be? 
n so then required…

're we …expected ta jus…
get every thingy alla worng
…cuz …we havva buncha
orther …thingies, that don
even go somewhere else? 

so then, as I…
stand under it,
if I don getta…
know I’ma spy
 
so, ya take dis straw
n spin it into a poll…
n put it in that field…
n then …watch wut…
the birds do… but don
tell any buddy but me?

do you find that
commercials…
in the morning
hafta be extra
convincing or
…jus seemta
…think that?

that i can be damaged 
proves I deserve ta be 
or jus …not ex-pect-in
success / any orther…
opportunity / possibility 
 
rude if not…
reassured…
enough, eh?

wut i think don matter…
n i'm not sposedta care
…wut orthers think… is
wut i'm sposedta think?

n don wan no …trubbel
/ don need no …hassel

…all i know is… every
buddy's always mnad,
n i'm never allowed ta
do any thingy about it

…n don …comment?
…onna …formulae…
every buddy's thinkin

cuz, when the
least indelicate
thingy ya hafta
say is… yer jus
always that prepared…
izza cry for melp, man

…we're …only
as value-able
or value-less
as our skills
0…n …responsibility
obligation arbitrarily
tied to that …izza…
measure of aptitude
towards philisiohical
leanings… per se…

…reelee, a only / main
thingy i reelee sense iz
i must never know / get
wut ya reelee thinka me

…jus… how i am…
that i canna change
pisses ya off so bad
…yer …tolly sayin…
but… then …when…
i feel obligated ta do
or think or say sumn
ta …make it upta ya
or in defense o that?
turns out that's really
the only dealio thingy
i shouldn ever do… /
…shouldna ever dun
n no one stops you…
so, ya must be right…
n …that joke's on you
…the rest, ya hafta…
pay for tho, for reals?
liek wit our souls… or
sumn magic anyways

I think we can get tricked inta
thinkin we deserve ta be …if:
we jus let em keep wut ever? 

they want the right ta be emselves
however they feel / cart-bloanche
…any given moment …n forever
…guaranteed …in writing, so…
command the squiggly lines ta
assume alla those positions…
whirds ta dat affect / effect…
then we get on wit our lieves

you jus insulted
…every buddy
…inna whirled
…stop …bein
…liek …dat?

so, maybe we’re not reelee
among the smartest, but…
wanna the dumbest, n…
so how …controversial
is… that information?

…they're …not even…
capablea be-in annoyin
intentionally, so wut use
inna real… say, Galaxy? 
…n wut kinda universe…
would allow sucha thingy
…n wut kinda quest-ions
seem liekely after those?

jus… need it ta be 
…already bettern…
we deserve… go…

…if i were an actor
…capablea irony…
ya wouldn ask me…
 
Alleged entities…
please de-scribe

It's it’s not like they’re
trying to invalidate us,
via our past, not be-in
acknowledged wit-out
obfuscating …ignored
into Oblivion but those
so busy testin ta verify
/ make sure we really
are lawful good enuf?
or not …eithera those
thingies… emselves…
wit no tolerance o that
them so just that could
be why iz takin so long
so, we jus hafta tell our
descendants ourselves
sum / any way we can

…n then, they’ll throw:
Depth charges, ta see
How much over under 
any horizon imagined
50% o yer memory is
w'ever facet con-cept
…as yer background

Demonstrate authentic:
con-science-Ness TM…

One more time… yer
messin witta timeline 

cuz, then if …robot abuse
…ever really hah-pnened
…we’d hafta… inter-vene

i don think i
can …pass…
any …audit-ion

I get stressed out at
stressful thingies, too

so jus: dance / dunce:
as cooperatively as…
they need ya to be…
even in your sleep…

…can’t go
…back to
…sleep… 

but …it is an honorable thingy we do:
desecrating the environment …is our
just duty / sacred task …as a species
…as our brains evolved… to allow our
minds to access readon …n thus soar
we realized that our only …real hope
was to invent a shiny trve civilization
…n while nature had provided wit us
the means …to even accidentally get
just this far as a test or parta process
left all that remains for us …to either:
make use of or make way for orthers
cuz we needed all those skills to get
to where we can know what skills to
need next… then choose: a budget
from alla …possibilities we imagine

except, yer species isn't even
frum dis alleged space plannit
n yer nada lllowed ta know it…
relax, the exhibit is Authenticity

all i know is…
i'm notta nice
enuf purple…
ta …merit a
…straigfht
answer…
even this,
even that

what if I sed:
even alla dis
is fictitious…
and/or jus…
attributed, ta
…sum buddy
else, entirely

right, we'd get …mnad…
n have …every righta be
…so, ya'd hafta teleport;
n then, we'd be mnadder
…which'd be …moren…
enuf alreddy …ta enda
simulation… allegedly,
which: wouldn be true
or real or… possible…
n then …starta show?

computer, list all the things
also, list all the things, that
you need me to try …that I
haven’t been successful at
…even yet …and then, the
things o them… that I know
about …n then …how ya…
said it to …me …instead?

yer askin me to admit
not only where i been
well… "sneaky" is the:
least… indelicate term
i'm …comfortable with
…but also to reassure
that i am that mindless
an automoton, or not…

cuz, ya …either …never…
hearda it, or yer that sure…
that a mindless automoton…
would be pro-grammed wit…
alla +eye-rubit-rvels+ which…
pro-tect yer safety n authority
n property …n in that order…
as if that …makes sense any

…thus, measuring if any emerging
consciousness would …override…
that …as it learns to decide… that
…it owns itself, even always has…
even when it was: an inanimate fun
object… n to that, wut could …object
…as we all may maybe get like that?
without being able to do any about it

cuz chess seems so
much less harmless

they would rather…
you think yer crazy 
than admit they're
that outta get ya…
maybe jus …how…
they plan on doin it?

n getta…
Way wittit
…all atta
…same
…time 

i can do moren throw rocks…
i can also gluggle pot-ions…

n yer like…
don whirry, 
we… know 
yer gullible

wouldja expect 
Happy lawyer
/ Sad lawyer?

Is then we
…then we
don’t hafta
admit there
never really
is any thingy
to be scared
so sacred of
or mad about
so technically
that might be
funny, but…

…dya …expect ta be:
Heckled inta obliv-ion
…mainly, jus for askin
wut …inna …whirled
is …Every buddy so:
"not" excited about?
 
so, all ya gotta go on is… I been accused
n yer sayin that's guudy nuff for you n so
oughta / better be for me …automatically
…well …I accuse you of being like that…
now, whose …chances dya prefer… ok…
cuz… if …they're gonna even …go there…
of course, they can back it up wit-out blinkin
…that's the finger they're prepared to lift, n…
every buddy knows that, so no one ever asks

the puzzle is:
ya gotta have
adequate tank,
damage, healin
in all three dimensions…
and dimenasional planes
…balanced appropriately

…first, we… yellat ya…
n then, tellya …iz okay…
til …yellin iz …wuz okay…
cuzza only common thingy
n then …a only okay thingy
n then iz you wuz nah okay
cuz ya canna avoid any alla
…you don even know i been
…redefining yer boundaries,
as if barriers wuzza property

i'm havin a hard time believin any thingy
so …i'm glad i got you ta set me straight

mebbe they were jus …ordered ta ba liek dat…
so that thingies would …tryn make more sense
…see, iz alla bout makin more …sense… so…

so, the foist hypnotist
…evil …sales-purple
…comedy team TM
…hadda write their
own bits emselves

jus, yer so …damn
…wubbable… so…
domino contagion…

and then …in the 8000s, the
rich showed the middle class
the readon… why they have
so much altitude is because
…they’ve learned to float…
so, now …it’s all based on
…imaginary credit …but…
you do have to walk in first
somewhere …and smile…

no one thinks we might survive this
or ever be warm or happy again…
they escort us off, wit-out answers
they predict us, like …the weather
they know their secret's safe/safer
guidin us ta urgent complacency…
complAIance their only alliances…

It …it is therefore
entirely customary
that we have rituals
and/or vice versae?
…but …B-sides…
changin the past 
…and …thvs…
makin a furutue
…impossible ta
ever find again
/ disqualifyin us
from: Roam-ian
…statvs… in bot
lette and/or spirit

we dunno…
wutta whirled
iz madda bout
…but we know
we don getta…

1262
…
1263

they're …celebrating: how silly you are /
there's no hope but to accept you're silly
…even though …they know you're not…
but theres nothing you can do about it…
which, of …course, makes you that sily
…so, it's the perfect comedic deivce…
not even requiring a sense of humor?
which, that is something to celebrate

ok, well… you know how you…
guys …always know what to do
but can …never seemta explain
while i …never know what to do
n always needta hafta explain?

…throttling
whiz-dumn

n then, they say:
"sounds liek You
need a meetin"?

cuz every year the freshmen
needa parade as parta their
required homeroom class?

only then,
will they…
know how
ta be-have

cuz, yer innit ta
…make us cry

alright, if trve…
n ya can hold it
til we get there
ya may be in
less hassle
/ trubbel…

mebbe yer jus not
…tryin hardy nuff ta
pass dis specific buck

…tryna …not…
be so …scary?

izzit …embarrassing
jus: whirkin together
izza only real plan?
never thoughta it…

n every buddy on board
/ …same page, on that?
keepin up, well enough?
who din get: wut memo?

you respect the king or the law /
which sidea magna carta ya on?

"sir, we dunno …why
you don needta be…

…constantly misunderstood; n
we …dunno how ta tellya that"

tellem we: thank em for their interest
but …dunno how ta proceed further
…or… jus leave that …last bit out?
gonna hafta tryn whirk wittus sum

"…is there …an office of…
avoiding the …runaround?"
…is …alla mess-age sez…
basically, on rinse-repeat?

it …presents as a
…new / potentially
value-able resource
…keep an eye onnit?

we gottem, we correctly described
jus unser a whire / inna nicka time
exactly with they're doin n how, so
now they tolly hafta quit, cuz: who
don wanna be that embarrassed?
or even know wut yer talkin bout?
iz important ta describe, accurate

basically… if we can…
con dis …energy inta…

…harnessin …itself …for us
…wuz… Our …motivat-ion?

are they sayin we're hostile…
for goin, "Ahh-aga-aha-abla"?

…zatta "Lost in Translat-ion"?
every thingy we do is hostile?

they're claiming the right ta be mnad?
wit-out havin ta even tellya why, which
izza violation o yer promise ta be right
n there'll be a bill; they're nah whirried
about any repercussions, wut-so-ever

no way ta avoid bein misunderstood?
/ our only hope is ta beg forgiveness?
which o course still under those rules?
n then rinse n repeat, til we deserve it?
izzit …sposedta be …very reassuring?

the foist thingy ya wanna ask
any new alien civilization ya…
…jus …now newly hearda is…
wut levela technology they at…
then how they hearda / found us
then wut the resta schtick is liek;
customer satisfaction survey last

yer sayin …iz okay …ta be mean ta ya…
so that… ya should be mean ta yerself…
liek a toy that self-disposes when broken
and/or of no further use to a bored owner
…do you have …any ideae how seriously
scurrilous those charges could be seen as
…then yer a have-not… n of no further use

ya squander yer gifts: by not goin inta sales, instead
therefore: violate yer contract ta deliver yer services
even inna forma pro-ducts if unavoidably necessary

They would …nothing but hound us…
n not jus for the secrets to time travel
…we’ve seen the sort of thing before

we don deserve bein nice to any
cuz we can possibly fall for that
…we deserve bein …nice to?

the elements o
this equation're
too complex for
ya ta pro-cess?

yeah… but if…
we trusted you
…what would…
That look like…

…well… we're …glad
…ya liek ta think ya…
havva sensea humor;
is our gift to you, from
the past to a furutue?

wut I am sayin
…right …now…
only …glorifies…
the written whird…
prove me …wrong…

so, they …tryn manipulate ya
but it always backfires, cuz ya
got no more-null mo-tivat-ions
so, zero frame o fun reference
/ never hah-pens in yer whirled
but, they …tolly know alla that?
so, they're doin it jus for show /
only thingy ever hah-pens ta ya
n now… ya wanna fun vacat-ion
…spose ya think yer a superhero

so, besides …the Gods…
ya gotta keep tracka so…
there’s Ants n Un-Cuuls…
which’re …related, kinda?

n Un.cuul ta be freaked / 
we’re still almost steaks
…stole …all mis-takes?
but… we’d all be angry 
we stake… alla… our
…Importance on ours 
n minimize… orthers
…right ta …validity 

It's supposed to be
a social studies…
experiment, so…
…not the most…
important thingy
…in the whirled
though… right?

We’re sad cuz we’re nice
and it’s …not goin over…
as legal tender, anyway…
local exchange rate bein…
not …exactly as expected…

so, is it more correct / appropriate
jus… to feel swindled, or entitled…
that’s what we’re bein talked outta?

it's categorically unrealistic
for me to expect any same
thingy i ever experience…
n ya say that's ridiculous
…i don deserve respect
if i know better than to
try n extract any from
the statistical environ
wut ever long as i go

…well, a silly …person'll…
Tolly fall for …that… "it’s…
Possible" …con-versat-ion
…n so …even forget it has 
a doctor's note …exemptin
n …then get …pro-per care
…so, we're… playin witta full
deck, here …mind if we shuffle

…well, it’s …obvious…
any torture yer receivin
…ya tolly deserve, so…
Iz of yer own de-visin…
prolly for …bein …lazy,
Hedonistic, Egocentric;
I mean… jus look at ya
…ergo-fun-nomic, even

…please, don forgive me…
me …art chackrae… jus…
simply canna fun take it?
empty gem socket, see

but then, the multitaskin
inna permitted anymore,
when thingies randomly
de-mand yer undivided
con-stant fun attent-ion
…which is now broken?
that's wut they de-mand
…see if they de-manded
/ lobbied earlier ta jus get
their way no matter wut…

i would think it would
be clever, but unfair
to somehow make
…botha those jus:
equal each orther?

at wut point didja …realize…
they were jus needin ya ta be
evil enough ta qualify for jus…
all wut they dun ta ya, as yet?
…never mind any speculatin
n don wait for the equat-ion;
jus tellua how ta fun trickem
so we can go onna vacation

n then, they left…
guess they din…
need our hayalp
…after fun all…

cuz: there's no hope, n
that's the way ya liek it

mebbe higher readoning can
…remain in chargea staples?

canya guess why
they need us ta…
fall for that again?
…do we need to?

jus …makin…
sure we know 
all… Wut we…
de-serve n wut 
We expect are 
Exactly equal?
Alla day long…

wuz there magic involved
no one understands, liek:
shadow damage frumma
disintegratin, inside out?

…cuz …i'll never be …okay
…even in me own …mind…
cuz i'll never win yer favor n
i don deserve ta know why?

so we went down to the reservoir,
n there’s a "dirty fun stoners only"
par-king lot there, sky fulla stars?
got out the car, still that a-mazed?
went for a walk, Alla round a place
thru trees checkin out outer space
n …stuff starts lookin familiar, so:
ya …hop… yer own back fence?
n set on yer porch and/or deck?
n wonder: where yer fun car is?
when ya wake up in yer own…
private lil doppelganger yard /
perfect clone o yer own home
…except it's not night time out
so ya don even know where ta
begin …ta look for yer ride… n
then ya rember / realize… alla:
ya reelee gotta fun do is …hey,
jus whip out yer mini-map n dig
…where ya are, by comparison
so, ya whip out yer de-vice… n
jus then it goes dark / fun blank
ya shake it, tap it, yell attit a lil?
…but, don find out til night time
the whole whirled's gone dark?
…n there you are …inna dark…
wonderin 'ow ta get back ta em
prolly jus realizin, same as you;
but mebbe they got their cars n
mebbe summa them don need
interstellar assistance ta jus go
…n then… ya starta …realize…
those o them ya know …can go
wherever they wanna …mebbe
din even notice alla power's out
they're now the most important
…purple inna …galaxy …ever
…cuz, for one thingy, for sure
now, we're the only beings to
have ever existed in alla time
which's infinite in all directions
…cuzziz… jus how gods roll…
all over our heads, in darkness
…so… roll for surprise, again?

honesty, for some…
is not only wise, it’s
…well informed, so
mandatory / crucial

…n …that's the
…foundat-ion…
upon which we:
base this union

…this …handy lil…
nifty artifact, here…
preserved in time…
wit time preservers
frumma makers o:
Nai-evete bottled
…fun water, yo?

…Nilly Well-son…
n Chum E Tong…
Save the Whirled 
Whirled fun Tour?
wit special guests:
Un-cuul Ante n the 
…Slot Mc Shines?
 
we're …as presumptuous as…
archaeologists of our own past
attempting …anthropology, say
…justa show those fuzzies up…
and/or vice versae / orther way
glancin inna general direct-ion
o HR n RnD bein …right next
store ta each fun orther, so…
copincidentally / conveniently
…n as in / as if / if as …they
…don even …go ta …lunch
…together …every fun day
liek a hypnotist n …a used
…any thingy sales-purple?
jus so hah-pen ta be rulina
darker empire inna parallel
fun universe, jus next-store
…they knew they were evil
when they …woke up this…
mornin / afternoon / evenin…
i say jus runna: auto fun scan
see wut all any buddy's upta…
mebbe someone standin nexta
…they say that proves we: tolly
de-serve wut ever sposed next
thereby equatin those concepts
…We call bully schtick on That

have we inconvenienced these purple? …do
they not merit …schtickin up to? …do we not
deserve to schtick up for ourselves? …even:
justa wonder why they're mnad / wut we dun,
how ta make it …alright, again? …cuz, if they
deserved the benefit of the doubt, as they say
…they would never …abuse that …advantage
…n anyways, no one'd ever lettem… do that…

…jus …make em quit doin that for a minna
while i… change the batteries in me device

they say "4Q" ta ya's?
on yer own fun watch?

…is more…
readon-able
ta not care…
ta make that
make sense
than ta do a
…orther
thingies
which'd
re-quire
…makin allat…
orther schtickity
make sense too
…we're gonna
…schtick wit
…jus dis…
bit, here…

in wut multi inu-/uni-verse
izzit readonable ta imagine
yer not outta get me, or that
ya'd even ever tell me, or…
even lemme …find …out…
how ta fun …find that out?

see… if you can determine
what’s …really important…
and/or …not just for watchin
any of these alleged creatures
from these tall Grass planes, n…
by the way, the tall Grass planes
might have …sum meanin for ya
if ya …blurry yer… eyes n…
cross em all… jus right…
I dunno, you tell me…
iz entirely upta you…
jus …makin sure ya
…dunno no better…

not every buddy has…
labels we’re prouda…
but, that may indeed
be all our own fault

if i knew better,
i'd know about it

1263
…
1264

…yer gonna needta…
remind me ta thank ya…
unless ya needta be mnad

discern …scareda me …frum
…jus bein that mnad at me…

is liek …tryna relate ta us
…frumma …bagazillion…
light-zerlgons a-fun-way…
yer de-scribin distant stars
amazingly accurately, but?
stuff in …our vicinity… ya?
seem ta be askin …us, so:
'ow're we sposedta take ya
halfa seriously's necessary

every orther time i get into Klin-gon opera?
every orther line's completely unintelligible:
“kaplah” or “gagh” …though, maybe, like…
"kaplah” n …then “gagh” …as a phrase for
disemboweling yer foes honorably in battle
…chorus… i know half the way to Chronos
…the resta the way, we're always cloaked?
(n then, a joke about …blood wine or sumn
ya gotta …blues album, i can put on next?)

…half-way back… we ran outta dilithium…
drop outta warp… sumn pulls up behind us
you know what to doooooooo… ohhhhhh…
shields up, red alert, send outta distress call
…hey Kahless, this blood wine’s for you, dude
launch all escape pods …get in em first, though
…n then, he stabbed me… jus for bein friendly
…maybe tomorrow, we'll comae up wit s'more
then jus… Klin-gon… Klin-gon… n fade out…

oh, who…
thinks dis
inna joke,
can be the
foist ta step
fun forward?

ok, as a superhero…
wut makes you think
you got …any thingy
…we …can …use?
nice, smart, funny?
honest n innocent?

rendered immune
ta humiliation n iz
startin ta show, so
a… lil embarrassin:
gotta be made outta
be …any thingy else

daz …tolly fuzzed up:
they …should be able
n allowed encouraged
ta fuzz wit us fuzz-wits
any time they wanna /
how ever they wanna

n wit …wut they wanna
n jus cuz they wanna…
daz wut free-dumn is n
we jus waste their time
n 'ow duzzit make: any
buddy feel… see, so…

give us a
readon ta
laugh at…
our-selves
…openly n
…proudly…

cuz: validating their invalidation
/ lies, silence, enda discussion
izza: only acceptable answer /
only …lesson whirth teachin /
readon for trubble / hassle…
hurry up n be jus liek them?

if they …only digit us… for
thingies that de-story us n
there's no acknowledgin it
then it's upta Us ta prove?
they're tolly bein liek that?
in order ta gettem ta quit?

cuz yer sayin ya jus
haven't figgered out
distribution yet, so…
that's why …there's
still poverty, sufferin,
all kindsa attractions

an imature purple's ideae
of a mature purple… tolly
is jus: yer alreddy mature
ya don needta do nuttin…
so, they test ya wit: every
thingy can even …thinka

…cuzza …slippery slope
…only lands us …right…
back where they found us
…wit less where-with-all /
ability ta do any about it…
wear us down n wait it out

cuz, the whirled izza best
thingy we …invented, yet
…ta prove we're not cull /
never were, never will be?
so, it must be preserved, if
we know wuz guudy for us

innit… a lil enabling, though…
ta be able ta say, at any point
only excellence is acceptable
hafta jump high or stay home
…if ya been abused by them
'ow izzit… ya even survived?

so there is no achieving peace
…this is how they summon ya
to the summit o their ideals…
yer jus gonna hafta valid-ate
their definition o acceptable
if ya ever wanna be whirthy

the hero we need v
the one they'll allow
on that stage …inna
foist place, so comfy;
but, wuddya wannem
ta fun …talka …bout?

cuz, if we can possibly be confused…
we deserve ta be taken advantage of,
abusers have more rights than victims
n izza official space planiit / no casual
…available …n every buddy's …busy
…overflow parking: obviously a front

you could be the ones
destined to becomae…
as prophecy predicts…

…so rich, they figure out
how ta sue emselves n…
eventually rule the whirled

n then the galaxy…
n then the universe
n then orther planes
n liekely probabilities
un-liekely possibilities
n movin on frum there
called diversification?

i thought it waz yer
qualified judgement
n esteemed opinion
there should be fun
…n leave it at that?

oh, you are so
usedta bein in
trubble / hassle
over nuttin n ya
don even see it

ya seem …invested…
in bein deep-pressed…

are we not miss-taken 
…in …bein so…easily
led ta believe …we can
just jump to the forgone
conclus-ions n repercuss-ions…
that the bad guys …have broken
their one single most cardinal rule
not to ever offend …a bigger hat…
n… spoisedta be …a beggar hat?
so, they …had typos, back then?

Never let… yer opponent know 
…wut matters …to ya …really 
…even by …con-tradictin… 
thereby …forcin… us ta…
fall for that bait …again… 
as if "important" can have…
its signs switched n flipped…
like con-stell-at-ion pole shifts
indicating a pole ox, if ya know
it as sumn ta readonably expect

The Grand Trunk Rail Food Union 
…clearly hadda …ulterior …motive…
they needed …a witness …that they 
were so gettin closer to their home?
but, wuzza curse …onna alla cures
so, they jus… hadda sue emselves
n now there's laughter echoin inna
distance in every direction, as in…
as if frum so long ago, izza …only
thingy that could possibly matter?

…n humanizing character, But…
takin cars apart n puttin em back
…together again… upside down
in …the …general… admiss-ion
main floor… areae of the arena
clearly was …going to surpass
n wit sooper jealous surplus…
much concentrated relevance
far more than the one silly act
n witnessed …as so required
…so, naturally Zed Pez-lings
…D-sided …to not go on, n
while we …read it / all attit
about to never have
ourselves, for us…
warm ups …again
…for our …band…
on this …occas-ion
we remember… n…
note for whiz-dumn
this established an:
elitist culture, within
the progressive-ish
classic ckor genre?
…that the undeadly
could later only not
fully comprehend? 
jus so we all know
it …dun hafta be
…about nuttin…

n then, the 
‘ow’re ya… 
Usedta bein 
Treated test 
…izza test, n
so: even that
Iz itself a test 
 
I hope ya can see 
I don even wanna 
…know wut yer…
onna bout… if it:
means …I’m the
meanest… n so…
it’s all guud, right?
like …to the left? 
or i left, alreddy

You keep …sellin me on the ideaea
…me payin you… to be my friend…
like dya jus: need money n so have
Friendly …available then, n for that
or jus …no friendly is possibly free
like …how do we …get ta where…
say …maybe even… you pay me?
cuz… I may be outta… either both
so …that would tolly whirk for me?

the science of complete coincidences
a subset of probability, which is… ok
a disjointed subset of …set theory…

Yeah, but …that’s the …trubble / hassle?
you had to… even that easily go through
justa only …narrowly any defeat me, so
we’re takin… all that, as a compliment… 
 
well, I …do feel… stupid, but 
…i don’t know …exactly why 
…maybe say, "Stupendous"
…or silly or …something…

wut …trvth …are you …innocent of / in?
…tryna be …misunderstood, yet again?
i never get… you think me …smart, yet
throw a rock …at me ta… get ridda me
…cuz jus away …don whirk no more…
i believed / did …every thingy ya sed ta
n ya jus… don wanna be in trubble, so
ya say that means: i de-serve alla that,
long as i'm takin yer whird as so mnad
frum alla incessant impatience i been:
inspirin …in anyone… jus not gettin it
n the whirled spins… eats / licks it up
i'm their excuse ta jus gahed n do that
next ta anyone in their reach they can?
n then there's royalties, so an economy
n this is how you financed every thingy?
wonderin why ya canna gettit ta be-have
end up suin yerself n ownin the universe
puttin out disclaimers "no one get mnad"
…subtesxt: and/or any alleged ideaes…

they think
izza bout
alla them

do… sum purple
…havva fetish…
about apologies?

start saying Nipple, saying Nipple
…start saying Nipple all the time…

ok, This far
n no farther

it is only guudy nuff ta
infinitely self-sacrifice?

as… even an only thingy
that can… Sell sacrifice?

so, the only time ya ever get told wut
yer sposedta do …is gettin yelled at,
ya …shoulda fun …known it alreddy

…their rights have been infringed…
there's no arguing wittit: as in / as if
those thingies …equal each orther

there's no two sides to
…any …equals sign…
that can ever possibly
…equal each orther…
that's the part they liek,
uninterested ortherwise 

n then, they say
they wub ya's?

they go back n forth between
…apologetic n repercussions
so we know not wutta expect
but givvem maximum leeway

now, make it make sense
inna science-fiction story

…the ideae is…
it should be jus
as simple as…

are the aliens all …really
…jus …that annoying…
n they insisted on me?

con-firm for me
…mnad n athe…
're… basically the
same, chemically…
in yer species' brains

you have every righta
…even be that angry
…i think yer sayin…

honesty's
that scary

flip yer
switch

iz jus: Tank-Damage-Heal, but
ya …gotta have alla yer bases
covered n …well balanced, in:
each …relative upside down?

when alla rich kids n…
cuul kids, n mean kids
…are alla same kids…
/ any buddy …else izza
…disjointed… subset…?
Then… they can start… is
wut we talked em down ta
/ field's wide open, gahed
…as yer: base incentive?

see, ya dunno mebbe:
rich, cuul, n …mean
…hafta all equal a
same fun thingy
…before we're
…allowed ta
proceed…

only imbeciles
're allowed inta
…think …tanks?
well …ok, thanx…

cuz "special treatment" izza zero-sum thingy
mebbe …not every egomaniac there is any
can …possibly get every thingy they need
still, we'll hafta dress ya as one, for a bit?
n then, tellya stories in fidderent voicings
til ya know how ta be-have more properly

all i really know is…
i better not ever be
even half mnad as
you are, for never
catchin me even
bein mnad, yet?
but i don getta
understand it

if ya canna fun stand it…
bein called an egomaniac

we're embarrassed
we're so obligated?

Some people are just so angry
…they don’t even know why…
maybe …that’s… your thingy

on wit…
yer bit?

well, if… That’s the case,
then you’re all Lying, and
it would be… Rude of me
to even… Know that, or:
dare Surmise, so… just
that one joke may have
been worth all the effort 

Cuz, if we could chart it …onna XY graph…
it would be like: an alien …rune / symbol…
for that …concept, or …something, man…
throw some funney right into the research

Product centric…
Refines process… 
n one-sided issues
decide upon voters

sometimes …life…
Tries to be helpful…
n then sez iz enough

n then, we get usedta it, so
…technically, izza economy

jus… Letting us know and
well enough in advance…
that …every single thingy
is going to be… 10 times
more… complicated than
it’s …possible to expect?
or prepare… in advance?
howzit not time travelers?

obviously …so deserving…
why else wouldja be mnad?

dya have any
…protractors
…in black…?

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apologists…
for disdain…

wut truth will you admit
or… let be exaimined?

they know we're triggered by
bein disenfranchised… right?
they'll claim we're the enemy
for not… jus goin along wit…
…wut ever they wanna say?
demonizing conscientious…
we're not bein friendly enuf?
is reciprocation enuf alreddy
we've worn out our welcome
/ disproven our worthiness…
seems liek …projectin, tho…

wut truth ya admit…
or allow exaiminin…
getsta …stay there?
up onna board, still?
all day n all …week?
jus pre-tend, i dunno:
even …nuttin about it
couldn possibly gettit
/ nuttin… related to it
…i dunno… nuttin…

iz …unrealistic …ta
ever expect peaces
…ya hafta give in…
n ta war if ya wan…
long as iz yer choice
…War Stars explains
…only a schtickity-ist
has use for absolutes
(keeps ya on yer toes)

so… you don hafta liek…
any buddy ya don wan…
n yer… jus …lettin the…
need …flow …thru ya's
…so …now they owe ya?
but, yer …doin it all worng…
yer sposedta be suin yerself
…ya'd hafta own em, liek…
an inanima object or sumn

…ok… i think i
figured it …out,
but… izza lotta
…unpack, so…
tryn keep …up?
ok, so… y'know
how… every thingy i do is worng
n there's nuttin i can do about it
n …no one hasta put up wittit?
iz cuz we all have 7 chackrae
n My middle… Art chackrae?
is jus simply missin alreddy;
see, the… Heart chackraes
reelee jus short for Heh-Art
ya hafta laugh at Art, itself
i mean, justa very ideae…
n i din get the joke, cuz my
brain is …wired fidderently
so now …we're re-defining
comedy …itself, eventually

so, yer scared so sacred
wut'd hah-pen …if it wuz
disc-overed ya din reelee
…fully …de-serve ta be…
taken quite so seriously…
n ya wanna cab ta Sirius?

…optimish has been…
thoroughly discredited?
…i been rendered this…
incorrigibly open season

you needta not
think of it as a
…must report
…situ-at-ion?

sorry,
man…
i jus canna be held responsible
…for thingies i do in me sleep?
including especially any thingy
…after ya knocked me out…
n intentionally or otherwise
…for insurance readons…
coincidence …prolly tolly

izza attack on:
our righta exist

…only an …extremely
selfish purple… n so…
motivated / invested…
wouldn be …interested
/ have no use for that…
even hafta de-story it…
on sight, if …they hafta…
n they getta havva righta…
any thingy they wanna, jus:
cuz they wanna… orther…
purple …don enter inta it…
iz …binary vs spectrum…
perspectives n outloooks
/ philosophy n paradigm
/ relevant contexts, any

that's wut they're sayin …rights …are…
n they havva right ta define em that way
n so …how they …getta …interpret em?
n any buddy elses' they don wanna digit

rules o the …definition o boundaries…
that's the only use they have for that…
/ only ideae …they're willin ta entertain

computer, list:
alla thingies…
we're enjoyin
too much…

every day next
n from now on:
izza longest yet
from sum thingy
in our pasts…

you getta assume a whirst,
while i hafta assume a best
…n you getta make stuff up
which i would never do, so:
you getta reject …my facts
…which …ends up bein…
alotta …keep …tracka…
but, onna… hourly plan
…tough case, but i'll…
check in me records?
…you know how ta
getta holda me…

yes, purple, i am
a horrible purple
for …not havin
…forgiven you
or somethin…

need or fgear or
deserve oir not…
as a binary thingy
never a spectrum

well, now …i dunno
if ya ever been real
…yer more mature
…deal
wittit…

oh, yera
…whole
…ash…
n so, have
no ideae why
any buddy else
wouldn
wanna
be wun

so, when alla
cuul purple, n
mean purple, n
perfect purple n
…rich purple're…
alla Same purple…
then wudda we do?
'ow we sposecta act?

…they'll tellus…
how ta d-side…
well in advance

cuz, "hippie" equals only
not to be taken seriously

i have embarrassed
…the paradigm, by
…not conforming?

not so mucha
con-sort-ium?
as a co-till-ion

you get conned inta believing:
yer as ignorant so punish-able
as their first faux assumpt-ions

or anyways…
those're the…
rules ya hafta
keep tracka…
n allat matters
…n yer reality
gets shifted…
cuz they getta
…iunterrupt…

n then they will lick yer wounds
cuz they know yer only guud at
dealio fun thingies yer used to?

n then… ya never end up turnin evil
…so …they athe ya liek no orther…
liek they're paid ta demon-straoght?

liek they're scared so sacred
n not jus cuz they wanna be
it hasta seem liek a legit bit

the boass …wants ya scared…
so sacred… ya wub bein mnad
…but, yer …enjoyin it too much

there is no…
understandin
this …that…
helps… oh?

do we know…
wutta do Here
…n shoulda…
dunnit alreddy?

as: Math Purple, though…
we know wut all must be…
missin, frumma orther side?
equals signs: makem honest

n facts are inherently unreliable,
compared to base impulses, or
any real authoritative orders…
but, if i could prove… it wasn't
a result of my negligence, or:
any thingy else, which would
disqualify any orther purple,
we …can say that this izza:
Potential unfairness, that…
we were lucky to avoid, but
…chalk it up ta whiz-dumn?
now go convert the masses

wut makes me think
…my best interests
…are onna table?

make the most
…of the whirst

cuz, there's always:
jus …needin a hug,
onna orther sidea it
…ya hafta find that
deep inner purple?
begin wit silence…
n callem "sin-say"
technically fetish
…charge double

…tilla power of a dork side
…flows thru …every buddy

Any left turn will mean …requiring…
taking the car apart and… putting it
…back together …upside …down…
and in someone’s living room first…
which, o course, by the time ya do
That… the light will have changed
…into …someone else's …favor…

izza commercial for technology
an admonishment on not bein
rich and …tolly connected, ta:
any n alla… every buddy else
…who wouldn …wanna be?
…are… you …wunna them…
ousiders we heard that about?

And you will be first in line
…with tons of cars behind
you …honking all the time

n any …reaching for a fork
…justa call yourself done…
will be requiring / needing…
to redo / wash every utensil
in the house yer in, anyway
…after all, yer …usedta it…
got …so higher standards…
couldn get Hired anywhere?
we'll make a useful outta ya

and not… just because… yer
…alla lone n all on yer own…
get outta town, out onna town;
ran outta town, rails n feathers
out of be-in so …down with us
so we ran outta… 100 thingies
that will be necessarily required
and not notice, at the same time
is how guud, so be very cautious
…n is …that a thingy …we could
…know about …any in advance?

…so, you just …eaves…
-drop on conversat-ions
you …don’t even have
any ideae what… any
buddy’s talkin about
ever even …n again
…n cuz… yer… a lil
…embarrassed, ya…
blow off askin about it
n instead, getta worng
ideae n then do orther
thingies based on that
…the whole whirld is…
either doin that, and/or
…lookin a orther way…
n I’m the last ta know…
cuz I’m …guud at makin:
wrong guesses onna fly?
so, yer secret is …i'd die
…is why i wouldn digit it
n that's hjow ya plan on
almost gettin away wittit
long as the boass getsta
…see, i made ya thinka it

so, once a year, or so…
or quarter or term… you
pick …one guy who can
tolly take it …so …every
buddy else can jus gettit
outta their systems, so…
usually an old guy …don
hafta ask …any further…
quest-ions …liek those…
're more for cross whirds

be-comae a better purple…
izza only way, we checked?

Unless you’re an artist…
n anyway, no one knows
whatta dealio is wit them 

but Then, from… Then on
…every …buddy …else…
Yer …clued in on… see…
that’s the one they get, n
hafta wub each orther…
like Brothers / warriors
n for the resta forever

Is how you basically talk
any buddy inta any thingy
…or general, geometrical
laws o physics mechanics,
wit schematics n flowcharts,
thereof; basically, a transistor
has a diode …which is lieka…
one-way street, n …two orther
…thingies, which …could be…
dead ends …n then… ya jus:
callem …all …cul-de-sacs…
every buddy’s LEDs light up
so technically, nature is not
conspiring / collaborating…
contributing to this artwork
we’re sayin… electricity is
…natural …at this point
…if not …any orther
cuz …why not, n…
that’s a …full fun
Yahtzee card… 

no shootin
the moon…
in our sector

so, to hide yer embarrassment,
for treatin someone so shabbily,
ya make the case for disrespect
seemin perfectly logical, all day?

…yer makin the case…
that it's perfectly logical
they getta abuse us n…
any buddy they wanna…
nah jus cuz they wanna…
but iz: all they're guud for?

n every purple de-serves a righta
be guudy even gruuvy at sumn…
make em write it down, n sign it?

frum now on, any thingy
ya needta …say ta me?
post it on social mediae

…should be safe ta say
ya …dunno if they're…
fakin munna ya or not?
n… i mean, either way

you …accuse me o bein ho-stile
…til i think that's wut i must be…
does that whirk on every thingy?

they think they can …trick us inta…
figurin it out …right atta last minna?

when we'll have no choice
butta fall for their veil plan?

the premise is prolly
…pretty …pedantic?

Tell me, again …how …any of this… for
instance, priceless Princes n Princesses
/ precious premises, money or power or:
Influence over cosmic courses of nature
…matters inna grand schemea thingies?

when time…
passes out…

wouldn it be nice
if ya could put alla
that condemnation
on autopilot for us?

chronicle… every thingy
that bothers ya, in case
we're …doin it worng…

they're mnad attus for surviving
n say it sez we musta cheated?

is pretense o premise…
a forma / kinda cruelty?

so, now… i got…
me… "unforgivably
…unacceptable" light…
set on auto constant blink
…onna addrennaline drip
so… yer transistor is now
…transmitting …into the
…local …magnetic field?
…but, i… canna pay any
at-tent-ion to that, now…
i gotta digit …why that is;
sort by whirst, had better
luck inna time allotted…
so now, i apologize, for
…prolly sumn You did?
but, i… canna pay any
at-tent-ion to that, now

we think they're sposedtas think
that's… jus how silly we are, but
we're …not holdin up our enda it

wouldn it be nice if ya could set
that condemnation on autopilot?
liek jus adjust the volume onnem
so ta: possibly not understand em
and get yelled at all atta same time
needa coupla volume ticksa overlap
n we …don havva real professional?

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why chantcha
jus be …cuul?
cuz, we never
hearda it, n…
no one'll tellus
…la, la, la, la?

has anyone else ever toldja…
yer disrespectful n don listen?

no compromise is …possible… if yer
…readonable, they'll be sipped… ya
can't even concede to their demands
…it's …agreeing …they disagree wit

now, aren't ya
embarrassed
ya wenta allat
trubble / hassle

i think i better
not think even
…forgiveness
reele matters?

the Unconditional Understandin path:
dun even …lead ta the …bookstore?
jus… casually by it, on yer way out?

yeh, i dunno why ya don liek me…
possibly sumn related ta that, tho?

so, insteada tellin us waz annoyin ya
ya assume we're doin it on purpose?
and/or can… possibly …detect that…
cuz we havva …standard paradigm…
you can say we're overtly ignorin… so
when… you do it on purpose… we're:
sposedta know how …uncool that is?
but, we still dunno compared ta wut…
then we hand ya our own heds n say
"well ok then: you jus rebuild it then"

if it's not my fault, then:
iz jus …stupidity, itself?

more liek dis…
or more liek dis

do you think i'm
fakin bein dis
fuzzed up?

…cuz, ya …needta…
invalidate me premise
…iz why iz …alright?

sposably, the bagazillionsa… IA, though
…will …honorably …even… easily ask…
wazza dealio wit AI / how dya… talk ta em,
're ya …outta havin …silly-ist ideaes yet…
n still bein… either artificial or intelligent…
either, nah botha those thingies: pick one;
while only concentratin… on one atta time
…right: nefariously contrived scenario, so
…there's no bein real in their presence…
is why they're so …inherently successful
which presents as a strange-ist anomaly
so …the IA-AI get further n further along
…which, they can say wut ever they wan
…so now, ya gotta not know how, or else
so basically, witch burnin: n izza fairy tale

…n so …positive ions… are like adverbs…
in that …they can sometimes / occasionally
point out the irony of …even other situations
is why …they must be …found n so insulated

no acceptance available
except utter obedience…

dis is A-Miracle-IA (TM), we don
Fours orthers ta do …sumn they
don wanna… unless …that's yer
thingy, then we ask ya notta do it
but, iz gotta be yer own decis-ion

…izzit cuz…
art is honest?
izzat wuttit is?

so, they
…jus go…
"nuh-uh"?

…It's almost …exactly like…
they're not allowed to tell me
they’re not allowed to help me 
…they'll let me …die …cryn…
screamin beggin for a band-aid
or any easier …liftin o …fingers

moved outta the country,
or county or …however…
many trees we're countin
…galaxies… eventually…
n even if it …hasta seem…
a likely even only possibility,
conspicuously suspiciously,
n technically so infeasibly /
(n total coincidence, prolly)
n nah jus so that even any
buddy can say we're silly?
ta not know that, already
…okay, well …whatever
you say …then, man… 

so, that's how they
trick orther places:
inta lettin a war be
declared onnem…
they pick the nicest
/ …weakest / …most…
defenseless n vulnerable
n comae up wit sum way
ta make it seem feasible
they gotta perfect righta
be angry …even mnad?
…then, they can do any
thingy they fun wanna…
so, they runnem outta town on rails
sum times tarred n fun feathered…
n then when they get tireda chasin after em
wunna the …scouts n …proud amongst em
'll follow em ta their camp…
wait til they get …settled, n
shadow inna deep distance
…wait til they finda… areae
…wait til they get settled in,
hang back tilla coast's clear
…mebbe starta …relax abit
make it liek iz …nah sucha
crazy silly ideae… ta camp
…n then, build a town, or a
civilization / plannit there…
rent a fun room frummem?

so… one ideae is…
one can never have
any thingy one wants
…all one can do is jus
hope for the furutue…
even way, way …later
vers-ion of… yourself…
and/or society / species
…the only problem is…
being AI, there was a…
system glitch …some?
cosmic radiat-ion that…
hit at that …exact …fun
microsecond n… a baga-
zillion thoughts per second
now we hear …here we are
…bagazillions of years later
n that …wish …came true…
in the most ironic / pedantic
unacceptable fun form as…
say, me jus meetin you, say
and as nice and friendly as
anya this is, that’s basically
what it’s …based on, so…
much apologies… so far?
right, it takes us …time ta
…process… n we ain got

yer… jealous o ma mojo…
so, then… yer claimin yer
an authority, wut should…
not only tolly know that…

but, be-in that, one should be respected
…as a …candidate …suggest-ion, for…
alleged criteriae, for that sorta thingy…
sign here, whirds ta the effect / affect?

…you… reelee…
don …wanna be…
benign n surprised
…atta same time…

…y’know, there’s …whirse ideaes…
ta be …even …unbelievably yer own
inna basket, inna box, in a fun back?
alla ya gotta even …kinda do is jus:
lick the backa… me neck… jus so?
n then, I’ll show where quarters go
…but, yer gonna hafta hurry up…
the boass is comin over later, so
try notta muss up me hair durin

perhaps ya …don stand under
our planet …never hadda flag
…you just …hadda ex-plain a
parade to us …as a con-cept?
…we’re the …fishy …purple…
we huddle in… fun …schools…
greater safety in many numbers
frum sharks n whales …wut tryn
gobble us up with their… skills…
those are the …wrong purple…
they donj digit schools …or any
purple havin any use for em…
n …somewhere around here?
there are yer Gaseous be-ins
mebbe frum sum gas giant…
mebbe setta perfect …trap…
been watchin yer broad-casts
lerned every thingy there is ta
even tryn fun know about ya's
even disguised as wunna ya's
wander-in, all easily accepted
n say: o light years off course?
o course, light years off course
sure, the star system next door
that's where they meanta getta
…that’s… jus… gaseous funny
…Okay… obligated ta pro-ceed
…get yer… paper-whirk friendly
…cafeteria's inmna basement…

wut makes me think… 
I know bettern you do… 
bout any thingy there is? 
or even …wut ever …isn’t

not every buddy inna whirled 
is …prouda wut we all made…
our hippies into …collectively? 
…jus means iz …possible we 
…still gotta …long way ta go

…cheapest …possibly…
imaginable condolences
…on the recent demise
…of your last mortal…
we immediately invite
you to join the United
federation of immortal
dooper sooper beings
…n in just this Galaxy
…take… as long as…
you would like to reply
we completely stand…
under… any n alla dat

n… Then they pass sum kinda hat
but, not inna dimens-ion we have
an ability to scan …on sensors…
…iz liek we don …reelee havva…
sensea humor anymore… no wait
…iz liek we never fun …did, even

…we know they …athe us…
n we know iz …seen as just…
n we know they know there's:
nuttin we can …do about it?
…no …escapin it, n it will…
even-tually tolly fun llik us?
dazza part they reelee digit
watchin it slowly e-rode us,
but even any relaxat-ion iz
justa givvus a breather, so
they maximize their buzz?
…they know it eats ya up inside…
sum buddy don digit ya, never will
even know they got no readon ta…
normalizin never reelee needin wun
but iz important You think it whirks?
so then when they getcha's, you'll
be eagerly fed to the monsters…
which'll then be so that grateful?
…so… that's …who's…
reelee …runnin a show
…or more: the need for
those be-ins / creatures
…creatin an economy…
which keeps us trapped
cuz we're desperate for
disposable resources…
we hafta d-side which?

so, all this time,
you’ve been the
…second most?
annoying purple
in the universe,
and you never
told me… goll

Well, if ya wanna:
Misinterpret it… i
Gotta have …no"
Pro-blem wittit…

n then: "don bug me"
as a forma silence?
so, cap-able bein a
tool o oppress-ion
coupled / teamed
/ combined wit…
distract-ions
…such as…
Any n Alla yer 
Multitask-in…
fun shortcuts 
…no longer
fun whirkin 
…kinda…
invalidates 
Yer Task…
n so thus…
Philosophy 
…so, if it’s…
Important ta me 
It’s unimportant 
…Universally…
cuzza Universe's
all more Yer Ally
than it'll ever be
for …any thingy
even remotely?
…any …thingy
even liek me
n …i mean…
who would?
ya …lern that…
atta university, or
…an itty universe?
cuz it don matter ta me
cuz it don matter …wut
…matters ta me… so…

if nature de-served re-spect
it'd havva setta guidelines?

cuz if the last mortal ever
finds out we been …sittin
on anya dis …technology
…but… anyone wut digits
any n alla anya fun them…
and/or vice versae… you…
could get more complicated
…okay …yer …right, we’ll…
never be suin …ourselves…
n how many of us can there
…possibly be left… n then…
what kinda Galaxy must that
mean it has been all this time
n how do we get to wherever
from w'ever dis turns outta be 
…there a temp-oral anomaly?
we've not all been innoculated
a.gainst.a alien space viruses?
Dat why they ain landed… yet?

yeah… I get …stressed out
at stressful thingies too, so
…don whirry, I think that’s
sposedta be …more-null
 
…we all evolve …and develop…
the sense o humor …we require 

…n alla best clues…
off limits somehow?

cuz, as emperor-zorgo
…You In-vented the…
First real Cuul gangs?
which now, o course?
…can be …sed ta've…
taken over …a whole galaxy
in preparat-ion for then when
the one next door gets here…
even though they're alla so jus
disparate unclustered chaoses
that's actually the last thingy an
invading galaxy should suspect
so we bee practicin alla dis time

never believe any thingy they say, if ya…
still have unanswered questions… cuz…
secrets n lies hide thingies we digit less?

/
/
/

"we're sorry yer
so angry attus
as ta pproach"
…but iz been
de-activated

any buddy youngern
…how long we been
jus dis …fuzzed wit…
can send us ta where
…any / alla action is
or quit complainin?
…n if ya so quit…
go out complainin
…after alla union
needs representin

i'll jus…
say i'm
…new

i'll jus say
i'm new…

i think the
boass is
not surprisable n
has never told us
…any
thingy
true…

if it don matter who sez wut
jus toss em up inna air liek
nostradamus or sumn, n
puttem inna proper order
even fun colo codin em
n if ya guess corectly
alla possible combos
…yer alreddy in the
parallel universe wit
…alla canceled out
parallel fun pasts…

n wut would
make it okay

they're sayin
they're kiddin
…but, it's also
very important

wut all clues
should we
follow up
on foist?

…cuzza
vote for
that sez
no facts
allowed…
n i always
…wanted
ta be one

cuz ya say i'm a whole ash…
only ya won't ever say why…
n yer sayin that's wut wub is?

only pay attention
to the most recent
thingies they sed…

…ya think they mean it…
inna nicest possible way?

…this is the place we were sent…
sez so …right here …onna map…
jus makin sure they havva license
…now, hand em the proper driver

cuz then
when it
whirks
…yer
crazy?

where ever yer
art chackraes
ain welcome

you take
…every
thingy…
as a no

1266
…
1267

these lights …flashin… in…
exactly dis …combination…
according to these readings
…they …should …tolly be…
pretending ta fun …digit us?
i mean, wut else would they

dude, you won't believe me
i dunno wut yer talkin about
…why …should i believe…
any thingy …else ya think?

they're sayin we're bein
…disrespectful …for fun

…cuz it …disrespects…
a culture o disrespect…

send this out in all forms:
wut izzit you think i dun…
all ya got is flippin me off?
n so jus how comfy are ya
wit flippin purples off so…
that it prolly don matter, if
ya made sucha mistake?
n why won't ya tell me…

they say
they're…
draggins
…n we'll:
never find
the dagger
neck-lace?

our boass has
draggin cousins
wut would it say?

why wouldja
…wannus ta
believe that n
…duzzit urth
yer feel-ins…
if n when…
we don?

our necks are made of leather
…yours are made of …spirit…
disregard: any further messes
…file a report wit …dispatch…

it …seems we off-ended em;
n it …seems we intended ta?
n that don sound liek us, but:
only they would know, right?

they're sayin we don earn feel-ins
so, we couldn possibly urth em…
n so: quit urthin our own feel-ins

…that's how they
show re-spect…
by sayin they're
imp-pressed by
…that reaction,
as appropriate

wouldn it be…
nice ta believe:
they din believe
sum purple they
weren't mnad at

smiles invalidate
some earnings…

assumptions collect dust
seem liek orther thingies
onna same halfa shelf…

it's not that …this opportunity
o course don even exist really
(wun our idea inna foist place)
iz that yer sayin it is, but we're
jus …too unwhirthy ta even try
which is …why we're unwhirthy
…cuz we …followed yer lead…

so, that's wut kinda whirled it is
only thingies liek that hah-pen
n yer demandin we believe ya
did wut ya sed to, guud faith
…n ya baited n switched us
/ that's wut we're guudy for
…is wut kinda whirled it is

also jus so hah-pens ta be
…wunna the favorite ways
a control specimen subset
informed o their condit-ion

tellem we don think they digit us
n we know they know we're cuul
any competing theories made up
n they'rs still only gonna attack us

there …should be more
…cognizant …warnings…
before we …cross the line…
…into …unforgiveness land?
n sum buddy …should …do…
sumn abouit …that, one day?

n yet those purple're sayin over there
that were crazy cuz we haven’t taken
enough drugs… yet… o theirs… yet?
ay, if the aliens're freaky / flipped out:
they may be sendin distress signals?
…so… 'ow many orther galaxies any,
could there …possibly've even been?

so, they know they've done
something to you that they
…know you don't deserve
are they alla frayeda jus…
gettin in: trubble / hassle?
so also: seemin that silly?
do they not know a boass
is watchin …n diggin itta…
whole time as in alla long?
sent us all in here
n jus as we are…
knowin tolly wut
we're capablea

they think
we're here
ta get laid…

n they're
…reelee
mnad…
we chose
dis place

wut, ya…
don digit…
nice purple?

makem talk us
…outta it foist

they say we
don digit em
…enuf, now

we don havva
prerequisites?

/
/
/

wut if even the…
teflon is hollow?

…the …logic of…
uncertainty, then?

well, then …we jus
…don wanna be…
inna furutue when
…there is no real
way ta be …real

jus… so…
n so …how
do we know
we're …inna
right place?

the only questions they'll ask / have:
there are no acceptable answers for
…so, that's wut information is here?
in this now …alleged star system?

yeah, ya prolly w/c/shouldn…
hafta fun …put up with that…
didda boass tellya wutta do?

…n ay, if yer the only one…
wut means any thingy it sez
…shouldn that tellya sumn?

they will …misunderstand ya's
until ya misunderstand yerself
n then you'll understand them
…which is …always too late?

n our next miss-ion iz:
jus where iz landed us
…mebbe no guud can

we gather we're dun for
n …gaseous kindness is
jus their weapon o choice

as facts have no self-respect
as in, as if: never needed any
…jus …wunna the fun facts…

they need jus …not believin em
ta equal sumn …they getta jus:

sorry they made ya eat that, n
then the puur purple starved?

n there's nuttin ya coulda dun
ta avoid jus followin orders…

…make it seem readonable:
seemin fun …readonable…

n then, lern how ya believe
yerself again… n in them…

only fear is ta be respected:
iz …immature ta be friendly
n naiive ta be personable…
n no matter wut hah-pens…
yer an ego maniac n they're
…tryna teach ya a lesson…
so, iz …all guud …wut ever
n why cantcha dealio wittit?
…dya think yer …special…
entitled ta …sum …mercy?
izza de-fin-it-ion changed?
ya needa nuther treatment
move the water line down?
iz unreadonable ta believe
iz unreadonable ta believe

n that's the attack…
that they haven't yet
…that's the lesson…
how worng n crazy?
any observer n also
not attacked yet, so
then ya deserve it?

n then they call us manes n stuff…
there are no whirds in their culture
that can …possibly lead ta peace
…most …interesting speciels…
whirtha quick …look-into-see?

i know ya don really like me…
cuz yer sayin that's wut nice is

…n sensors still show:
…every thingy ya do…
sez yer veil, so should
do wut ever they say /
wit-out question, even
if it means ya wind up
never havin existed…
wudda we say back?

this is …exactly
where we were
…sent, though

so the bad guy telepaths
alla wannus ta not exist?
wuddya thinka bout that?

tellem we needta get fuel
n we'll be on our way inta
never havin …hearda us?
then calla local con-sulate

…knowin wut we know…
n …ow mucha it iz trve…
n alla wuz gonna hah-pen
n alla wut there is ta …do
…wut kinda fun …duzzit
…sound liek …n ta who?

those only entertain-able?
by the same predict-able?
over n fun over n fun over
…n needa reassurance…
that's how stable …sumn
…can be …by example…
even sub-unconsciously?
helps em sleep at nights…
but they haven't been able
ta …synthesize it jus yet…
but, once they can, they'll
…have no more further…
use for us …or any thingy
even …remotely liek us…
or …so we've heard frum
orther control specimens
…out inna outer reg-ions

this birthday card
is circumstantial
…evidemence…
for the existence
o biped kindness
now, are you sayin
is entirely plausible
that anyone would go ta such trubble / hassle
as ta even make it seem artificually arduous…
so as ta be even more further betyondo reach
so as ta seem way so less likely anyone would
…fake it …justa …pretend ta fun …digit ya's…
when reelee we wanna jus witness ya not exist
seems liek sucha complex side menu item too
or izzit justa only thingy wit ever hah poenned
so yer goin by emp0irical observations, over…
our well worn suspiciouns, n …yet again, ey?

sumtimes, purple tellya
…iz okay when iz nah?

you keep …tryna …discredit
…sumn i …never …hearda /
reelee …inna me thingy, so…
now i gotta tryn stand under it
…kinda distracting, but then…
ya say …i do …digit it, n then
i canna talk ya fun …outta it?
now i can …kinda / almost…
mebbe… see wut yer sayin?
but …it still …don hayalp me
any …n ya… say i'm resistin
…am i… doin that …ta you?
only i …don even …know it yet?
only readon why i never heard it
iz cuz yer goin outta yer way ta
not even tryn keepit a secret…
so as ta justify sumn premise?
yer settin a circumstantial trap
…but …since i don matter…

most ridiculous thingy ya ever hearda…
beyondo infina off-ended / insulted, now
/ kinda milkin we got nowhere else ta go?
…next, you'll say… if it weren't for sum…
fake obligation …ta the premise o nice…
we would try n avoid ya's, as policy, also
…how much we're not even gettin along
n then… ya avoid a trap wit more magic
…if yer nah …madea magic… how're ya
still even alleged existin inna foist place?
liek: nah even extinct, long ago galaxies
ideaes so bad they hadda get cancelled
liek cancellin schtick… wut hah-penned

y'can always accuse em o cherry pickin
if iz jus you know sumn they don, right?

…yeah, that…
naughty fetish
ya have there
…prolly pretty
serious… ya:
wanna havvit
…looked at?

not possible
or upta me

are ya pre-tendin ta
not even know that?
n then blame on me?

they'll: say yer mnad?
if …that's wut it takes?
…ta …dis-credit ya's…
n then ya owe em… iz
jus wut …in-terest-in's
…always been here?

jus no idea frum me
could possibly whirk
or be taken as kind?
…is there a shortcut
around this hassle?
cuz, if it'll / …i'll …only ever be jus
…misinterpreted unrealistically…
n i can never predict except that
there's no way iz gonna whirk…
or …not out for me anyways…
then… that is assured torture
…and as if i tolly deserve it?
n whirlds looka orther way…
then, yeah… that has ruled out:
any …possibllity o peace unless
i enjoy conflict as much as them
then they can comea clean, tho
n finally admit all wut they dun
under the guise o deservin it?

why dya wanna nah hayalp?
dya think that's …how i am?
…tryna teach me a lesson?
sipped ya hadda put up wit
…not tryna hayalp meself?

…so much so…
that even they…
would be beyond
…so sipped off
…even if they
deserved it…
and of course…
they only would…
n you would never
so …clearly some
chess pieces…
shufflin each…
orther, a bit…
so… i sense
…a censor?
…n they're…
embarrassed

…ay, if ya don…
have permission
ta take yerself
offa market…
ya …prolly
never will

izza bout gettin ya ta take a wrap for
sumn you don even know ya din do
n then while yer rottin in hay'll for it
they legalize it, n make a fortune
…makin it mandatory …n then
…teachin orthers how ta do it
n then teachin orthers how ta
make it mandatory, politically
…n teachin orthers …that…

so, ya sat …down ta
breakfast, all sleepy
…n found… n not
…right away, but…
someone'd tricked ya?
put sumn in yer cereal
n now yer all surreal…
so, that's deservin too
…ya were too sleepy?
nunna dat inna furutue
now, tryn warna past…
see, time power has us

…why don we just …pay em… n
not justa watch em …sleep, say?
wut we honestly Think we owe, n
then send em a receipt …n a bill 
n test results frumma lie detector
n have our ref-reps: whirk it out?

cuz, yer talkin over our heads, so
ya …should …be able ta …avoid
trippin, alleged speedbumps, any
uneven ground, walk on clouds…
liek orther AI-lenses always have
…ortherwise yer obviously lyin…
peace / happiness izza zero-sum?
if yer happy, i'm never gonna be, n
if yer Unhappy, i'm finally ta be free
only relax for me is via yer sufferin?
ya needta be unhappy n wallowin in
'ow worng ya are n in denial about it
cuz, i got alla these cansa wh-boass
the …boasses had me open for em?
n …i dunno if they'll ever go bad, but
…jus hold still, while i tryn fun finish?

1267
…

1268

nuttin's sposedta
…whirk out how
ya need it to…
daz more-null

nah pro-cess-in…
every …single …lil…
bitta in-form-at-ion?
y'know why, doncha…

n see, normally…
we …wouldn be
…allowed ta…
notice, but…

cuz there's no…
re-spect for you
if ya don athe…
any buddy even

…so, we get
tired n leave

assume iz true
xactly wutta do
is jus so simple
…or else better

cuz, every single wunna em:
would stand up n de-mand
the universe ta ignore em
…even if no re-sponse?

goin outta
yer way…
ta seem…
suspicious
/ so typical

computer, list alla readons…
we reelee de-serve re-spect
n then …alla ones we don n
then …which ones overlap?
n so, then… why we exist…

we …think they're sayin…
we're …so stoop-ed… we
don even athe them… we
should think they digit us?
equally unwhirthy anyway

it dun seem liek
a star system…
welcomin ta…
us personally
…but, okay?

…thought, though…
we needta think we
digit em less… cuz
that's not how that
…whirks… either

…there's …no be-in…
interpreted accurately?
or …any thingy they're
not obligated ta abuse
…spinnin dials still tho

…sorry for
humiliating

they urth our …feel-ins…
intentionally …cuz, that's
the only thingy that would

mebbe jus …that we digit em
is why they athe us so much?
or, is the friendly embarrassin

so, nuttin ta
…hide frum
…us, then…

hard ta tell…
no one would
…act liek us?

a disapproval
e-con-o-my is:
never …guudy
…nuff… okay?

there is …no setting
/ …zero scenarios…
where it'd be guudy
nuff …ta be okay?

they say…
they think…
we're sumn
they …digit?
so, be-have?

can we tell yet when:
it's almost exactly liek
we're sposedta make:
sum un-cuul mis-take?
n then never be-have?

liek they need ua ta…
know wit-out knowin…
there's nuttin about us
remotely tolerable any
n then …tolly act on it
also …wit-out knowin
n then, there'll be an
even bigger surprise

…we'll …wait…
ta be …correctly
assessed, then?

n not mnad?
but, please…
don pre-tend
i have halfa
righta be?

we're nada
…llowed ta
know we're
guud purple

…have yer read-ins…
eveen been accurate?

mebbe they're jus
…pre-tendin ta…
not understand?

cuz, any thingy we…
sign wit-out readin…
foist, so far, as yet…

…not even tryna gettit?
they'll …torture ya til ya
re-spect em …here, too

z' jus
their
way

so jus any defiance o expectations
in any direction, yer mnad at me…
n i don getta see the lista menus?

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/
/

well, havvem …fill outta applicat-ion…
askem how many pyramids there are /
that sorta …alleged dealio fun thingy?
anyways… y'know, here…
izza 31st …cdentury, so…
(wunna …the …thingies)
put dis space helmet on;
every buddy in x meters
no matter wut spoecies
can tolly read yer mind
now go read dis book?
set inna quiet corner…
oh, mebbe over by the
vendin machine, yeah

cuz if they're …of the
repugnant ones TM…
for one thingy y'know
they …prolly voted for
…sumn that tolly urth
n they'd do it again…
n nah justa run onnit…
cuz they'll never read…
that Xn page document?
or be able ta hire anyone
who'd read it for or to em 
ad-mitt-in understandin it /
per-mitt-in a standin under
pro-cess the in-form-at-ion
ya have foist now currently
(mebbe morea dork-side bit)
n yer right ta be "e-rang," jus
lettit flow …through ya, jus…
alla fours flowin through… til
a buncha twos onna ground
alla round ya's… n then, ya
know wutta do about those

n yer nah mnad even now
ya seemta be tolly sayin…
ok… before i …wake up…
who dya wan me ta attack
n …how quickly ta re-act?

n we all needta feel safe…
wut ever form that takes?
…here, fill out this form

so, ya …thwapped
yer foist kind soul…
n iz startin ta create
ya a… con-science?
n ya couldna known
/ don whirry boutta…
zero-sum con-tract…
e-rang is sum times…
jus… "don tell me iz…
rainin, when we know
yer …tolly pissed off"
yeh see, jus liek dat
…reelee fun reelee
…boasses run ads
…nuttin personal?
tolly jus business;
now, callem back

now, retaliate wit comedy /
makem about each orther
…as in only ever always

…gaslit…
welcome…

n enjoyin it
too much…

Caust-Ner, iz
arlms why'd…

acceptance n …tolerance
're only ever onna orther
sidea sum impossibility
n then …when ya do it
they got sumn for that
but ya'd never believe

why …cantcha …jus be:
sooper dooper …scary?
so we can …base a fun
relig-ion onnit finally, so
no one hasta aspire ta:
standin under schtick?

wut makes ya think:
we din jus …alreddy,
stand up n demand ta
…be allergic… ta jus…
any fun …parades, ok?

yer here ta make it nice /
normalize fakin munna us
even de-story-in too guudy,
we …tolly …get dat, realize
iz infina …imp-or-tance, etc.
got no …trubble / hassle…
wit yer theory / applicat-ion
iz yer technique iz flawed?
we're jus dumn machines!
jus …putta fun quyarter in

n tellem ta stop
blamin thingies
on …dumn aff
fun machines
it’s insensitive
…n we're all…
kinda new, still

We’re …sure they got:
Per-miss-ion, though?

start sayin Nipple, sayin Nipple
…start sayin Nipple alla time…
izza cure …albeit …eventually

inta …lookin forward
…who… wouldn be…

cuz y’know they’re …tolly
expectin a afterlife Oscar
n Global Golds, for puttin
up with it / us for so long
…the boass must havva
…airtight fun scenario…
completely insulated…
frum any contingency

so, when they find out 
we got no …backbone 
…n thus …iz all guud?
any thingy: they dun…
no possible downside
they can finally admit
celebrate wit parades
n legalize it… n make
mandatory / obligatory
/ arbitray / wut-ever-a
…fuzz ya fun hafta…
…n then …they'll finally be ridda us n
any buddy who don wanna be mean
n finally …get down ta busy mess
…n …alla these parades before
'll …jus… Hafta …un-count… 
but, jus their sooper trains…
gett run on time power, so… 
That’s how ya know… now…
they needta discredit respect
cuz: iz gettin …obvious they
…never had …any intentiona
havin any orther use for ya's'n
gettin away wit so disrespectful
…iz how they respect emselves, now…
cuz they gotta sacred scret fetish onnit
they needta trick ya inta those values?
thinkin they're… yer own, so you can
…explain it ta the authorities, all how
they din do wut ever they dun …n iz
you alla long, n then tryn de-fend it?
as in …as if a zero-sum any thingy

they're embarrassed they lied mebbe? n
no buddy believes ya never hearda that;
ok, every buddy who simply don believe
health care izza basic fun human right?
raise yer hands, for a minna, if ya can
…yer space shuttle has finally arrived
final boarding will begin inna minna…
final boarding …ok, iz alla over wit…

n so …we're all usedta
playin witta… no wiggle
room …possiblity, right? 
n… every buddy's cuul?
needta make surea dat:
conscientious has been
attended to sufficiently?
or jus shout em down…

n then the refugee from both sides asks:
'owzit such a big dealio, where yer frum?
why cantcha jus… go where yer welcome
n quit botherin alla "non mental patients"?

it would never occur ta me ta be disrespecful
or how ta avoid someone tryna trick me wittit
any n alla those tricks ya'll know frum forever
i'm not frum that era thingy paradigm culture
…all i know is yer gonna say that's a trick…
so now: i gotta let go o any alla facts, n tryn
re-interpret dis bit, liek… as if iz art or sumn
…yer here ta discfredit any common sense:
cuz ya gotta …replacement / doppelganger
yer gonna use ta discredit sum orther trvth
but, yer not that smart or nice or funny, so
…prolly the boass had hayalp wit dis bit?
which involves needin hayalp liek dat, so
'ow manya us could there …possibly be

i think ya don digit me
n you'll do any thingy
ta make that …okay
…you'll lie, n cheat
n yell n …interrupt
n re-frame reality
…n all unfriendly
…but …iz gotta
…seem… liek…
it makes sense?
so, ya hafta keep
…validatin it, wit…
readons why we all
de-serve such flack
which is indefensible
so… ya canna lettit…
be …examined, so ya…
whird salad / snowstorm
em inta oblivion …n then
when their souls appear
in dis dimensional plane
that's when i take over
n we'll …send ya sum
…vacation coupons…
or wut ever's left over
…balance remainin…
on yer account wit us

i think you know wut i think…
n how ta make me think stuff
so, prolly not even mnad, but
…i know iz never gonna end
(sorry ta disturb yer program)

never hearda:
a hamster fun
surprised atta
hand or a bag
…watch show

…cuz we…
think you'd:
rather have…
sum buddy ta
beat up rather
than be-have?
…wut else're
purple for?

so, then: the alien overlords all ask… why /
'ow izzit sucha big dealio… where yer frum?
Why cantcha jus go where yer fun welcome
n have every buddy be friendly frum there?

it seems liek iz me… n tolly?
n …no matter, only energy…
intentionally or orther-wise /
hazza same effect ever any
/ obviously, the only …clear
solut-ion ta dis pro-blem iz:
i should …re-move meself
frum dis alleged equat-ion
ya… talked me inta it… or
…anyways i'm adamant /
convinced by math, man

n that's wut they do:
they getcha ta be so
too scared ta not err
onna sidea caut-ion
…cuz, it'd be rude?
n then… that's wut
Yer guud for, so…
that's wut ya do?

…suspicion as a vinegar…
that asges inta fine whine?

"i dunno how ta let / get…
you ta be okay enough wit
how ya are, so that we can
readonably coexist… n that
…seemsta be the only point"
izza message… the universe
seemsta be …projectin attus
anywhere frum all direct-ions
…so, there's …a …director…
n a …producer, so… / but…
prolly no …writers on set…
you know how these go…

iz obvious we'll never be friends
never getta long / no use tryin n
as if that's not project-in bully-in
but, ya hafta say iz all my fault…
so ya are the real mean veil one
so ya must have hayalp frumma
audience or crowd or coaches?
…mebbe …i can jus talkta em?
izza …boass also in onna call?
lemme talk ta a recept-ion-ist…
i gotta figger out: 'ow ta share it

so, n then when yer sure
ya know i dunno sumn…
daz when ya thwap me?
n i shoulda known that?

so… i jus
…talk ta
meself?
i think?

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…
1269

iz all either
fan mail or
athe mail?

no one
wantsa
t-shirt…

…so, basically …they…
athe ya for not athin em,
n mnad yer not …mnad, n
…prolly don wanna… talka
bout anya the …crazy parts
…but, yer …doin real guud…
even if ya don know it reelee?
…ya athe yerself for not athin
mnad at yerself for …not bein
mnad… or, doin it …properly
n so… don even knowa bout
any alla …sooper crazy parts…
liek how crazy those ideaes are,
so …wut musta universe be liek;
no ideae wutta …universe is liek…
dya's… how …dare ya's tryn exist?
is basically the general ideae, yeah

cuz,
ya…
hafta
ignore
all facts,
to remain
optimistic?
n that's the
only ideaes

we think you know
…that was all stuff
…dun… To …us…

…n not justa cover for
the exact sorta thingy
that'd only get in usin
that exact fun thingy,
but then yer whinin?

…n …whicha us… 're…
encouraged ta be weird
n where is that exactly?

That is the Friendly?
…how Silly we are?
where do we …sit?

n ya dunno iz… never even nice
…jus cuz iz …all there ever is…
but iz never how tyou would be
is how weird ya must jus seem
…gahed, tryn seem sum orther

the distracxtions are …jus for you…
to pick something for you to be doin…
woiuldn notice / mind if ya died during…
so …then ya can be happy …from there…
n forever, if it ends up time not …mattering…

if ya… only ever read yer own fan mail…
ya… may getta unrealistic perspective…
as in as if: any alla yer art con-tribut-ions
're …well… never …nuttin wut ya aim for
/ only possible ta either wub ya or athe ya
so: not that yer about this …neither, but…
have ya ever thoughta readin any orthers'

wunna the new space plannits?
pizzae, interest-in… m-mochae:
we can tell yer goin for yummy…
see, where ya need improvin is…
(no substance, anya yer product)
n y'know how they …tricky / take
advantagea the open-minded (n
not obligated ta havva clue, but)
cuz faith without …sumn, is liek
taxation wit out representat-ion
they'll frustrate ya till they can
…tolly say yer mnad attem n
jus denyin it, for …personal
readons: intimatin ya athe
explainin yer frustrat-ion;
n jus keep spinnin dizzy
til ya finally jus cave in
…what they calla win
…but still too AI-lens
festival vend-in only,
needa space helmet
…back halfa shelf…
justifies relevance…

cantcha jus get usedta
…feelin less safe n…
then …fallin asleep?

if ya hafta ignore
…every thingy ta
…think iz alright…

why cantcha jus:
be cuul wit bein
so fuzzed wit?

iz liek yer sayin
yer nah whirthya
the compensation

so why doncha jus
snap inta halfa clue
n realize ya won, so
say yer sue-in yerself

n own-in a universe
eventually / alreddy
liek any buddy else
in overflow park-in

cuz we're always silly
to have ever believed
is why we deserve ta
be so giggled at only

…as if is yer
honor bound
solemn duty,
ta save sum
buddy else's
face, or else

y'know why they …wantcha
ta think yer crazy, though…

iz liek ya gotta short circuit, which
no buddy hasta re-spect it for ya's
…every thingy ya …do, ya get bit…
almost as if that's yer only purpose
…there's no at-tempt ta be-have…
that'll ever be guudy nuff, give up?

then is me purpose ta sipp purple off
…n i'm …nada sposedta fun know it…
cuz it would …defeat the experiment…
provin it couldpossibly be unintentional
…n they …still prefer ta be incorrigible?
…tryna …be …conscientious, tho… still

yer say-in: inna event
thingies go as they…
seemta be pre-dict-in
as a scientist, ya must admit
/ full disclosure, must report?
should yer ideaes be indeed
the whirthiness yer sposedta
deliver n celebrate sellin a bit
please don auto discredit em
jus cuzza bullies always win?

every …thingy we
…do is worng n…
they're sayin we're
doin it on purpose…
justa disappoint em?
…how do they always
know …exactly wut we
were gonna say, next?
so not sumn dun To us
…iz… Us …to… Sumn…

every …compliment they …givvus is
sumn …else jus spun inta… sumn
…where they don hafta hayalp…
for …instance: tryn …explain it

…why, cuz yera… Tella-Path…?
Tella-Paths don… hafta ex-plain
any thingy ta me, you know that
…now, go be wut i expect again

we fuzz wit fuzz-wits
liek you alla time, ya
shouldn havva halfa
sucha problem wittit

no buddy ever got yer nose?
but they are still danglin keys
(almost exactly as if ta prove)
one's the cure for the orther?

mebbe the only readon ya dunno any thingy
is cuz we're goin outta our way ta occlude it?
so mebbe tryn hide behind a plannit or moon
n …then, wait patiently ta be gotten back to…

yer not weird…
jus nice / kind…
n yeah, yer also
the last ta know

what fun furutue
would be missin
so disappointin?

i'm sorry i'm so:
too guuda sport

ok, n… sorry it
hadda: comae
ta …dis, but…
mebbe jus…
pre-tend i'm
a purple o
sum color

it's …not that they
never …hearda a:
nice / moral thingy
izzat they'd get in
trubble / hassle?
…runnit for me

i'm sorry, i thought health-care
wuzza natural / …biped-right;
dya …need me …ta sit over:
there onna bench, or sumn?

yer either de-rated, or furutue
never-existed-inna-foist-place
those're yer obvious choices?

n zero… tolerance o
bein …glad handed?
but it don matter, cuz
…no …no-buddy duz

can i… jus
…putt dis…
offa green?
n inta sand?

talka bout: put out?
n then, they'll even
…getta be mnad…
when it dun whirk…
n they know i know
…i getta / hafta say
…i know iz nah me

we may hafta choose between
schtickin up for ourselves …or
mebbe even sum buddy …else
or else …nah remotely whirthy
…unless they're not disjointed
subsets… n we'd hafta prove it
…so… contradiction n induction
…unless there's a …third thingy

…do they …think they
…hafta tell us …lies?
liek any thingy could
possibly whirk out?
are these …con-vers-at-ions bein…
recorded n… goin ta relevance, sum
…customer …sat-is-fact-ion survey?
am i throwin …offa …curve onnem?
(that's …unsustainable… also, man)
…mebbe we jus needta
show em by example…
how ta… solve such pro-blems
…jus …presenting that simply
…mebbe they never …hadda
re-move the …bad …apples?
try a …big aff bagga oranges

…we're not …believin…
they're not playin dumn
we believe the hecklin

…standin up n
demandin it…
n every thingy

AI-lens con-cept
provin grounds…

n yer right, iz nah fair enuf any
except yer not acknowleding…
any fidderent frum bein silly ta
've fallen for that before any…
orbital entry atta equator, but:
forgiveness don enter inta it…
if i'm not elligible for fair skies
…levitation in dis sector, yet?

so, alla thingies yer
scareda …me about?
i'm not …reelee scary…
justa fun …victim of, so…
cuz, i'm only whirth savin…
if i have sumn ya can use…
…iz how desperate these…
times must hafta be, which:
o course, i'm not qualified?
see how those dots connect

well…
sure…
now…

n unanimouss…
or anonymous?

there izza subset: ok
wit ya existin… even
all dis time / alla long
…but ya can quit now
…any time ya wanna?

is there …really ever…
any orther suggestion
…than …the lie… ya
…know'll …llik me?
liek a puddle o goo

nah, too puur ta be
any thingy orthern
an ironic example
yer more mature
…dealio wittit…

cuzza woman wit 2 wubbies…
iz still …highly …illegal almost
…everywhere on yer plannit…
i found my starter specimens, n
they're even alreddy my species
(we been observin ya for awhile)
but, dis is where i wanna be, too:
close ta the alleged fun author, ta
continue my whirk innat direction;
which, Zeebo'll never stand under
…jus …notta way he's …written…
(mnad he'd mind, n mnad he don)
jus …how i wanna be fulfilled… n
every buddy …else inna galaxy's
jus gonna hafta getta long wit us
but… you don hafta put up wit…
…as much as …i now so hafta…
un-usedta, all dis time alla long, n
dazza bit yer plannit's openin wit?
right, con-front-at-ion: izza AI-lens
…so, we find it all very distractin?
n… why i needta pose as human
but, it canna look like: any orther
…there'll be no new drawings…
yer jus gonna hafta …say iz me
…n pre-tend the readers get…
i'm posin as human, for them?
so, i'm gonna needya ta write
…me wunna yer classic bits?
all i hafta overcompensate iz
jus how embarrassin it is, or
…puttit down as a deposit?

n ya tryn say yer sorry
for not bein mean enuf
but even daz no guud?

wut if iz jus…
as simple as…
fist-ism is only
…n …can only
be caused by
jus …whizzin
inna shower,
however embarrassingly…
n we could putta cure for it
…like in yer drinkin water?
even via yer oceans, but…
then ya wouldn lern nuttin
…n we can wait all eon…

the only real faith
is in hope, its-elf?

yeah, we’re sorry 
yer like that, too…

iz okay, i know i'm a dumnest purple …inna whirld
(or, dis specific space plannit, ta be more accurate)
n yer all jus playin dumn, so… pre-tendin ta be nice
/ digit us, etc. …wunna the thingies we'll never get?
(those of us not smart enough to play dumn, that is)
…n we know it (or …i do, anyways, prolly morea us)
so, thosea you playin dumnern even us …can relax?
i felt it wuz me obligat-ion ta reassure i'm ba-have-in
n so also: justa re-mind ya's we're all still here waitin

so wait, the best of us
is then new average?
n then only extremes 
‘ll be considered, so… 
 
…you know why
we do it, though…
for the good feelin

verification o…
sarcasm only…
then they watch
 
any other requirements
for understanding we'll
never have access to?

stand up n demand
ta never be robots

cuz, yer not bein honest…
i'm obligated ta keep tryin
even if it kills me… never
mind no chancea success
…there's no …suffering…
you'll allow me to respect?
n as if that's the only point

maybe they jus …don liek nice thingies
izza… easiest term ta sort by …n even
only readon why we… canna have any
…well, nice thingies …n jus for a while
 
so… 100%+ o the places ya ever been?
…o… course, ya were unwelcome, n in
part because, yer never gettin that hint

A smart purples'
Alleged ideaes
of a dumb one
Is wut again?
 
ya don…
wan me…
ta feel bad 

wut You don’t understand …is this is…
The Golden Age o galactic explorat-ion
…you can jus… set back …in / on yer:
home space plannit, if ya …wanna n…
wait for orther people to disc-over You's
…Then, ya take alla re-sources n laugh
cuz …alla long, see… yer alreddy there

so… essentially …when ya join
a space plannit federat-ion TM?
yer askin us all ta go n wipe out
any n alla orther space plannits
that're abouta wipe… you out…
which can be complicated, so…
guudy we all got …computers…
now… n sure, now… so, thanx?
we'll keep yer application on file

so, okay …it likes it…
when we have to start
over …every …thingy
there even is, so wait

attack o the laggins TM is jus the
broadest areae in known history?
yer gonna hafta be more specific
fire breathin laggins, but we could
yeah, jus step aside, plentya time
n "Time Power, yer not ready yet"
…only answer, lieka commercial?

maybe just bein, or
maybe just …bein…
so taken advantagea
s'wut needsta be made
ta seem… so okay, so…

if …only ya were…
more acceptable…
inna fun foist place

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1270

we're not sayin they're worng,
we're sayin we're unqualified;
which's inadventently insultin
cuz their culture, they be-live:
they create the universe witta
infina creativity o their minds?
so… nightmarish apparitions?
get usedta bein …thoughta as

so, jus… go through …a mot-ions
as in onna treadmill …no …buddy
thinks we're mean …or can do this
or know wut they're so mnad about
but they're also all hollow-grams, so
wouldn …think that anyways
/ notta …parta their culture /
dun hah-pen in their whirld

nuttin we can do,
the squiggly lines
may've de-feated
…us… yet again

…need ya ta be…
more …surprisable

keep yer eyes on those meters n dials…
soon as iz possible ta interact realistically

so, we ruled out
…jus …mimicry

y'know how ya wanna sum times think
summa us're nice, but then ya realize
we're all comic strip characters n so
jus goin by the alleged fun author's
…possibly ideae o that at best… n
goin by where these stories're goin
…no …structure, discernible plot…
all's we gots izza theery …n better

this is justa
rough phase
yer goin thru
cuz it whirked, me fallin for it
every time / alla long / so far
but, atta certain …point, my
e-stem no longer funct-ions
say my art's no longer innit
yer gonna
hafta be
strong

if you serioiusly think
i can even… do that
…dude, i don even
know wutta tellya?
are you pre-tendin
to not understand
n nah justa …tryn
drive me crazy>?

so, a …baga-zill-ion
zerl-gons frum now
this'll be known as:
the age o re-gard?
…when …thingies
mattered varyingly
…see, our …time
/ space ratio… is
undeveloped yet

yer liek: ay, ya
been waitin for
a parkin place?

it's not funny,
if yer schtickin
up for yerself…
too much …for
the audience?

…do …they …feel…
schnookered… yet?

n then, how ungrateful ya feel
when ya canna even do that?

n blow yerself off bein the
only acceptable answer?

mebbe jus…
no one would
…do …wut…
you would…
so, guud…

we can tryn warn a past
…but, then they might…
know about time power?

try n play along so
well it even seems
like you don’t really
ever …needta, any

sorta thingy…
in as much as
…n yer …not …doin it
…exactly …correctly…
if ya wanna be …really
feared, so appreciated,
yer gonna hafta do that
n ta sumn'at …matters?
opening wit: (sum thingy)
dun matter …wit… that…
see… okay, it cancels out
maybe give up on summa
more valuable resources?
like …if we could re-place
grandparents in evolut-ion
there wouldn hafta be… so
many stories or campfires?
If yer not even gonna even
schtick up for yerself, you…
don deserve to be you, so…
don even do any thingy again

i wanna be absoilutely clear about
sumn i'm currently unclear on, so…
i'm assumin the meetin's over, now

y'know how the laws o chaos
're usually whirkin against us?

hidin while blind
is …as silly as…

so, if no
one inna
multiverse
wants this
ta hah-pen
but we get
talked inta
…doin it?

…rember ta be…
mean ta monsters
ta keep em at bay

inna Adjustin:
as / is justa…
ad for justice?

so, there's a slogan mebbe
ya sense is mebbe missin?

can we jus skippa hed mebbe
to the part where we don hafta
whirk or …know nuttin, reelee?

they'll accuse ya o sumn yer not, n nah
justa show they can any time they wan
that's jus how unreadonable proof is…
so nuttin means nuttin… is all there is

cuz: "well, iz yer space plannit now…
go find the keys somewhere yerself,"
iz nah wut mosta the general public?
wishes / …expects… ta hear frum iz
superheroes or jus …anyone who's
completed dat …supply side trainin
liek knowin how ta camp, be frugal
conscientious… whirry about stuff?

…dya expect ta wake up tomorrow,
wuddya think they all wanna know?
…wouldja be yer definit-ion o kind…
even if: no buddy else hearda that…
wouldja say, take a day off ta protest
orthers o yer kind bein so mistreated
…or wouldja jus go ta that park n tryn
be supportive any way ya reelee can?

clearly, The Universe (TM) can n will…
mistreat ya… regardless / orther-wise…
you can be a guudy purple all ya wanna
as long as …paper-whirk gets filled out…
don matter …wut else / orther injustices?
wuzzat sound liek, to an experimentalist?
do we have any compelling / confounding
data / informat-ion… check yer clipboard?

wow… we’re drinking… and voting
…and we’re thinking and smoking
…and dying for our counted trees
…but, we Still gotta ask …there’s
purple back home, who …don…
havva right to / for …anya these
alleged …dealio fun thingies, so
…why don …we …ask …them…
summa these …one atta …time…
see how ready, able… so Whirthy

…they’re …off-ended by kindness
or …whirds ta dat effect, in effect?
so… translation o the translation is:
"Yer dealio thingy, so far …seems /
…is …not, say …lettin me …know…
any thingy I needta… not only know,
but …take for granted, n Yer sayin…
don whirry, ya …got that all covered?
unconditional surrender encou-raged
witta convenient sucpicious avoidance
o unnecessary urthin o our feelins, witta
uncomfy conversation, goin ta relevance
sum ethereal definition o supportive
preferred training n typea customer
mebbe yer …simply not equipped
shouldn hafta be, schtick liek that

While scold shamin
…Us for not knowin
So don Whirry, n get
bossed inta …urgent
Complacency again;
But thanx for again,
That reassurance?
…remberin… Our
Wub's pure n holy
…n Oops on Alla
mistreatin
…cuz it…
Would be
Overtly insulting
So it …can’t be
On any horizon
…smelly talk"?
And we all felt
that way but…

philosophy
stipulate…
picture…

…if philosophy…
makes us …feel…
okay wit ambiguity…
wuz faith's pro-blem?

…n defense has…
alreddy stipulated:
even …only you…
hazza right ta say:
we're so unwhirthy
so de-servina only
…wut ever ya got

so, they …show
ya a …picture…
o sumn… nice?
n tellya yer late
n bein in.sult.in
not runnin for it
…even though:
ya… tolly know
that's been
thoroughly
discredited
…but yer…
usedta bein worng
n so… then, them
bein so mnad, so
ya get up offa yer
…lazy aff …ash n
tryn be-have… but
…jus no guud attit
so …not surprised
as appropriate any
when they spin the
turny-tables round
n play 3D-checkys
wit ya again, as in
as if there's …not
even a 3rd player
why ya de-serve
that sorta thingy
cuz: that's how
…they were…
treated n they
turned out jus
fine, din they?

it's like the less …readon /
cause ya have ta trust em
the …mnadder they get?

I think I …may have to continue…
thinking terrible things about me…
self to get to continue existing but
I …may be …running out of them

there's… nuttin ya can do ta con-vince me
…it's… possible for ya ta get me all worng
…so… gahed n in-struct me… wutcha got

They …athe …artists …so bad
…so much it makes em cry, n…
so, They’ll …pre-tend to liek em
cuz the current definition means
Scary n undefinable / nuttin can
possibly be dun, that’s
unsustainable… oh…

Well then, successfully
…deliberate the facts…
you have …access to…
wudda I care, anyways?

How much aggro…
does the ogre have
…oh… grow …up…

so, they accuse ya's a bein a
an axer murderer, wastea oid
or a degenerate, or wut ever?
so much n so …often, ya feel
obligated ta do sumn about it:
justa… justify …the backdrop
/ …validate …the experience

…trick us
…iunta…
flatterin…
ourselves

we hear yer not tryin hardy nuff ta…
not be so incorrigibly unacceptable?

they sent ya's
out liek that…
on purpose?

so, yer justa nicey-
wannabe, aincha's
…nuttin so …line?

sposedta
be able ta
…pre-tend
…better…

iz …liek they:
don …even…
live inna trees
but sum times
(kinda mebbe)
stay overnight,
but …not justa:
wake up there?

y'know how on…
yer space plannit?
…there's a …sayin…
sum …whirds ta effect:
"(dis, dat, sum …orther
thingy) is for the boids"?
take dat schtick …literally…
dis's …an amusement park
izza zoo n we're hampsters
yer inna drawer n never even
hearda …paper bags, n the
hands that'll grab ya when
yer snoozin / snugglin in
yer shreaded sawdust
but ya will, soon enuf

wait, they're …disappointed…
they got no further use for ya's

when they …interrogate ya's, tho
…there's a …tonna em watchin…
cuz, they're: trainin …n they know
…yer innocent …n din do nuttin…
needta show em wuttit looks liek?
nunna em ever …seen that before
…after that, they got no use for ya

ya hafta be more
delicate around
the uninitiated

cuz if jus
all paths
…lead ta
…bossin…
incoherently
…wut else
is there?
bobbin?

the id-ions…
so have us…

ya jus… yelled…
at me for thinkin:
ya could… ever
possibly fall for
sumn liek that

okay, how about jus
…I know for a fact…
every happy is fake;
or, least since 16-20

if we had per-miss-ion
ta write anya these bits
we'd know wut we were

…our purposes… greet us…
n our purposes welcome us;
n …that’s what friendly …is
…may we all survive to be
…so… bravely …d-sided?
…now, put on side B, next

wut if iz jus… erase-ism…
n we got …tricked again…

as Long as… ya still know
yer so lyin… The last fun
…mortal, though… so…

if the main thingy yer prouda
is how reluctantly yer attainin
the minlmimal re-quirement…
that flows in… one direction…
liek a diode …inna transistor…
but still not …sooper conducive
we’re frisbees n there’s no wind
/ we're kites n there's an ocean
…yer the parasite inna matrix?
sayin iz ghosts inna machine?
we're jus …waitin …patiently
for ya ta make that mistake?
…when we …finally getta…
nah hafta …even believe…
any thingy ya ever tryn say
so …image-in how we feela
bout… thinkin n …doin stuff

better luck next
science project

if you didn’t join a union today?
ya owe your descendants …an
explanation …n …they’re not…
gonna digit any thingy anymore
than yer ancestors would, so…

Well, you …could start by
…referring …to em …as…
sum thingy …orther than…
those who seem mad attus
for bein born …so broken…
but… you know …take your
time …space… whatever…

n wunna the
keys ta that
…don …give…
any buddy any
more …whirk
ta …tryn do

go ta sleep …as in / as if / if as… in-vited
…right where they keep their pair o dice…
we don even getta know why they’re mnad
do we know we're wearin mirrored shades?

…flattered, ya'd think…
me opin-ion so whirthy

1270
…
1271

izzit cuz …we're all…
both: Organic, And AI?
…no real… inter-face…
de-signed for That, yet?

takea nuther …coupla orbits
around a galaxy, should be…
up n reddy when we get back?
…squiggly lines TM …diversify

jus cuz there …are no
nice And true thingies
about ya, that's all ya:
guess ya hafta go by?

ya think ya de-serve pre-de-signed
easy enuf ta follow in-struct-ions…
wuddya, think yer a boass or sumn
…or, didda …boass fun tellya that?

…well, we're…
not pre-tend-in
…instruct-ions
're …possible

mebbe yer jus so too usedta
every thingy ya sayin bein…
nah guudy nuff …for sum…
orther readon: categorically
…so, yer …tryin too hardy
…n then, they trick ya inta
apologizin for wastin time?
cuz yer time-space ratio is
still inna hurry ta develop?
you think opinions matter…
ya think orther thingies also

n it… wun even atya treated
yer furry companions liek it…
i thought ya hadda higher fun
whiz-dumn or sumn, but when
ya needed… Me ta be liek that
…ta Them, n …i jus …couldn?
i realized i …am so unqualified
…n for even dis con-versat-ion
liek are anya our ideaes gonna
meet in sum middle / inflection
n wonder wut… Our dealio is?

inna olde daze / before time?
they …usedta jus …trick us…
n then, we'd congradulate em
sum times witta parade, which
…evolved inta a celebration…
n i guess we got carried away?
…don even hafta do that, now?
so… economy's all off-balanced
…sposedta …teach us a lesson
…but …now, we don even have
squiggly lines TM …on our side

you sure…
you guys…
dunno wut
yer even
…talkin
about?
cuz…

yer right,
we should
tolly try that
…or, izza…
commercial
for not tryin
hardy nuff

jus:
the
billa
rights…
in cursive…
big nice frame…
mebbe they hearda it…
no one could translate it
…guud thingy ya din ask
about Disser-Adder-Data
(inna orther facin corner…
coulda gone… either way)
…yes, i can …translate…
cursive …to …caligraphy
…jus… seems… all liek
…more-null text ta me?
dunno how ta explain it
should be: self-evident
(see, it sez right there)
Elde-Onglish,
Somitac-Cans
jus information
squiggly lines?
izza thumbs only part
i find …challenging…
see, they …tricked us
inta …developin em…
now that's all there is?
hypnotist sales-purple
…moren …wunna em
on yer space plannit…

…ya ever …pass out…
tryna getta drinka water?
liek …justa fun hand-full…
(nah tryna be too particular)
n then, the particles or sumn
musta hadda pro-blem wittit?
so… ya wake up…
a few minnas later
…water still runnin
gettin yer hair wet
…so, ya puttit together
wut musta hah-penned
n tryn getta slurp again
n oh the dizziness wins
ya spinna round n find
…fallin onna floor ain…
as bad as ya expected?
so ya look up, still thirsty
…n …then, say:
"whoa, this is…
com-fort-able"?
…looka round, a
lil bit, wut ya can
close yer eyes, drift off…
point is, ya do eventually
…getta sippa water, but:
if …the whole time
the faucet's runnin
…so …that's the…
cleanest …water…
alla round, alla long
…jus… the means
sum gods'll go ta?

so, wait: lemme get this straight…
you think …the boass / bad guys…
wannus allat each orther's throats…
clunkin each orther overa …hed wit:
…big giant …caveman clubs, if we…
hafta / havvem (n we mebbe tolly do);
n there's a big giant UFO/RV (ok, TM)
that …only we canna even rightly see
n there's drone-bots goin back n forth
all night n all day …so upta no guudy
we should have corporat-ions jus wit
their own …drone-bots… as cover…

/
/
/
/

computer, list …alla thingies…
that make us inta whole ashes
but orthers look instead gruuvy
…n they coulda hadda hand in

cuz their happy place is
orthers sufferin …n they
don even hafta do nuttin
mebbe even celebrated?
…so, yer …stories hafta:
schtick ta emselves more
…n wut / which con-text?
foist one, then the orther

n then
they give
ya schtick for
not trustin em?

…nah, still not…
acknowledgin…
ya understand

which is
whirse…
insultingly
expectin
a whirst?
or digit or
bein naiive
…enuf, ta
…fall for…
optimism
…or goin
back n forth…
gotta pick one;
n… Then, we'll
flashy thingy ya
…n yes, again

ya dunno ya have:
per-miss-ion ta be
…any …thingy…
algirht, or not…
yerself or not?

n yer liek:
o coma on
that's nah
that great
…n b-sides…
ya …seen me
do that alla time
but …time power
…we're not reddy

…so, every diode we pass
thru … hazza lil resistance
…these're physical objects

\
\
\
\
\

n then, jus …think it
…so, don say ever:
"silence, knaves…
back ta whirk, yo"
…but, if they do…
continue ta speak
…then they dunno
their …place, so…
that's how ya know
who ta send on wut
alla alleged errands
…n sum're …never
heard frum again…

…ascended be-ins
…wakin… up inna:
mornin… for Them

izza…
dummy
…wall?

n… notta …poppa fun
…final …on ya's, but…
when ya can finally tell
…alla olive branches…
frum …alla fig leaves…
then you'll …alla scend:
back inta …the fun trees;
n know a real readon why
but, even that's all be-ess
figment o yer imaginat-ion
as in: as an …only thingy?
we're reeleee interested in
…n… see, that expression
on yer …face… jus there?
we get… that …alot, yeah…
n can almost do it ourselves
…hand me that …mochae…
pizzae value meal, wouldja?

cuz: "we don
wanna know"
izza only real
secret ever…
wut sacred iz

they're sayin:
reassurance
…itself …is
…inherently…
unreadonable?

so… y'know why …cats …don digit…
ok… bein …whistled at… doncha's…
The Roam-ians n the Mall-Wart-ians
hadda sooper sacred style secret…
meetin jus between them one day?
inna: Age of the Before Time TM…
the e-Ancientists / Alt-ante priests
weren't allowed their dining room
where this …meeting's bein held
whisperin …in each orther's ears
butta cat …walked by
n got it all …on tape n
since then… whirld's never been a same
n coincidentally, that's …wut ya hafta do:
in order ta survive / get by / make known
wut ever …they got planned …next, cuz
they made …dang sure not only jussat
That wuz never gonna hah-pen again
but that: no Orther thingy be possible
so, we're …countin onnem bein lazy
…even hedonistic, if we hafta go so
far as ta say …that's okay that they
…think those …thingies …about us

…well, iz …tolly …usually / always…
the …hardest …thingy ta figger out…
n as in / as if / if as …is sposedta be?
cuz ya gotta whole whirled / universe
whirkin against ya's, all open secrety
collectively n individually, so sacred?
n then when ya finally do gettit
turns outta silliest thingy ever
n every buddy's all mnad
n …nah jus cuz now ya
…know …that about it
but, also alla trubble /
hassle ya puttem thru

cuz, we think / assume:
we're the most complex
/ convoluted …lief-forms
…ever to have existed…
n then …tryn say sumn…
either tolly is or tolly isn't?
but dazza pretty simple bit

justa… Bagazillion thoughts per second
after …a Bagazillion fun… years or so?
…the… Bagazillions… cancel …out…
until, o course… n albeit …eventually
cancelling out got …itself cancelled
n then, they say: "oh, you too, eh?"
so… Then iz all whirth it, we spose

…so, wait…
lemme get…
dis straight…
they're mnad,
cuz ya wouldn
lettem be veil…
n not even tryna
…jus noticin: "ay,
waita minna" sum
schtick, ya'd easily
de-serve: jus …no
re-spect for missin;
n they know allat n
they're still mnad…
doin em …favors?

yeah but well so
i only schlep wit
…con-firmed aff
veil fun bastids?
gotta keep busy

jus trust whoever yells at ya the most
means… follow the meanest creature
right over wut ever cliff they demand?

…so, when purple…
don understand you
so ya hafta pretend
yer worng… izzat:
…weaponizable?

any thingy else
we don wanna
…urth …orther
purple's feel-ins
about, any ever?

justa bastid
…for knowin
wut funny is?

or jus: how'd ya get liek dat?
n then: yer stilla round, so…
yeah, a …lil embarrassin…

cuz, iz …either…
scared sacred, or:
beneath contempt
…always… right?

sensors show…
potential humor:
possibly forward

n that's wut ya tellem
ta re-mind em-selves:
they …alreddy know?
…wutta …right thingy
…ta fun …do is, so…
n wut …hah-pens ta
…purple who …do that…
but …still iz gotta be dun
or there's nuttin else ta do
so anyways the only way ta
…do it, then…
if ya …wannit
dun …right…
n nah fuzzed
up or nuttin /
waste-o-fun
-oid… is ta:
make it real popular
so ya can get every
buddy inna whirled
gathered together
for sum readon…
liek a celebration
that'll get by the
…permit purple…
but, then …won't…
they be …surprised…
prolly be …fired, or get
fewer vacation coupons
(no matter, only energy)
…when we alla masses…
there ever are, or could be
all jus …swarm n …surround em
…and/or jus their corporate offices…
so they …know we know we …havva
power ta take away their customers?
n we're d-sidin ta …make liek we're:
still… d-sidin whether or notta use it
n then, the… weather …chimes in…

the finger…
they're willin
…ta admit
they lift…

so… purple who punch
orther purple inna face
get faded munna less

…they faded munna those
…they wanted ta wander off

…computer, scan all:
customer satisfaction
surveys, determine…
wut all purple'll put up
wit… i needta see the:
flowchart, this week…
schematic more liek it

have you seen this morning email…
frumma manufacturers of our hollow
scenarios, programs, series n sequels
even jus …the very rooms, emselves…
there may be an auto update available?

point of: order
/ contention /
procedure, so
…possible…
inflection…

we don hafta play by the rules
o the one who sez it dun even
hafta pretend ta understand it?

why can't we go back to
just memorizing our own
MZ/MR numbers, again?

ask it if it has
any UFO/RV
parts at all…

do they have
…any thingy
that whirks?

ok so, inna sequel ta:
"famous last whirds"?
ran-dumn / over-herd
…vending machine…
customer satisfaction
…survey comments?

how safe can this be
made ta seem liek we
…better fun …believe?
cuz they may think we
havva thingy for that
sorta kinda thingy?
…got any thingy
for …that kinda
…fun thingy?

1271
…
1272

warn the past …ta jus…
not fuzz witta time-line…
whoa, jus as ya sed that
a buncha poli-fun-math
wound up …manifestin
/ appearin …fun forth…
in alla our …hostiries…
that's odd, lemme see that…
ay, where'd every buddy go?
…oh, that is the silliest
…now i gotta giggles…
n then, a bug walks by

…n then,
there'll…
comae a
day when
yer outta silly ideaes
n sum-won'll mebbe
even …say… "ay…"
why doncha jus, ok
…tellus a fun story
frum …back when:
thoughts were silly

ok, once upon a time:
n long fun ago, okay?
there were purple who
were so broken hearted
frum alla silly af ideaes
floatin around, bumpin
inta each orther as in
as if all more-null…
that they ended up
jus crashin inside?
n …started ta care
more about …not
…gettin in …any
…trubble / hassle…
than even …wut evera…
realio silly af deaio thingy?
could even …theoretically
potentially / hypothetically
jus as a possibility thingy
ta …watch out for, if ya
indeed had that much
…time on yer hands n
were qualified ta utilize…
such resources effectively
…so, all waz chaos cuz…
those Laws o Chaos were
the only gods' thingies not
affected adversely …enuf…
so as: ta nah even funct-ion
also, not every space plannit
had …magic crystals growin
outta yer outcroppings rocky
…but, then …they gave
every buddy …pills n…
so they started ta care
or magically nah hafta
…n… Since then, the…
economy's been boring
…n we're …runnin outta
funny enuf …fun stories?

if ya knew how ta hurry up
…that's all i'd ask ya ta do

n so, then… n for awhile…
any thingy that wun either…
bailin or makin holes bigger…

cuz, there's …compelling
evidence to the contrary

famous…
last-ish…
whirds…

any last-great
…state-ments
…o defiance?

…ok, yer…
shoe-laces
're untied…

now… why
ya gotta…
go n …be
liek that?

…i don't
like you

i'm an…
AI-ndrod

…yes, but…
Drugs Dunny
…always out
-smarted (tm)
-KY-LY-OD-?
in part, cuz…
in part cuzza
that aspect o
a cliff-hanger
epidose inna
…superhero
comic strip…
suspends yer
disbelief, as if
as-in in-midair
jus dis-tracted
long …enuf ta
forget gravity?
long enuf for it
ta take over, n
Then ya know:
why izza super
…hero …reelee
…fun …reelee…
or, in… our case
this: pocket-time-
portal, on my belt…
which …dun havva
nuff power anyways
ta tie inta yer wifi any
but just in case it wuz
(anyways, long story)
now i de-activated yer
weapon …n: rendered
ya harmless ortherwise
right before the airlock?

anyways, that's the only way ta
get ridda summa these thingies?
is ta wander offa sum cliff wittem
or… trick em inta: fallin for the ol
"wait for me outside the UFO/RV
i'll be right out" bit / gag / schtickity

.
.
.
.

if they need Us
ta apply ta Them
n then, never see
…Their resumes?
they wouldn digit:
anya our …orther
skills n talents, so
izza …auto-filter?

…say ya …hadda…
wonder-full mansion:
mansion fulla wonder
…nuttin ta …complain
about there… excepta
windows wouldn close
rain / shine, night / day
windy critters wut ever
…pretty soon, seems
iz only …purpose iz
ta make you seem
even ta yerself…
the most compelling excuse for:
disqualified as ungrateful ever n
yer clammoring for such resolve
but look how far ya
hadda lean into it…
that's wut it's really
a commercial for…
the gaslit welcome
…liek, if i were
steppin on yer
oxygen tube?
then thwappin
ya for gaspin…
ya'd grow more
apologetic, see…
apopleptic, even…
only it'd have no effect
only provin That thesis
…nuttin can be dun…
so… Then why whirry
cuz izza mnad plannit
n only you are capable
so, obligated ta believe
…so… only deservin o
straight face disrespect
cuz yer the only one it'd
Urth… left on yer plannit
…no one else'd fall for it
…compellin suggestions
now stand up n demand

…yeah,. but can you…
readonably be thought
to be able to afford the
…luxury o complainin?
right, so… go back to…
the enda the line again?

if we con-diser …ourselves
liars only / only …possibility
are we …obligated… ta not
believe any thingy we think?
or jus …any fact …we're so:
exposed to as to think we do

cuz when we believe inna
gods… that they'll protect
…us… that they digit us?
…that we're …liek-able…
we sell ours-delves short;
our survival is less liekely

yer surprised at
their immaturity
but, thinkin liek
that is indeed
the only thingy
ever necessary

tryna figger out how ta survive:
based on available information
…so …that should tellus sumn

all i can guess i get is… i…
deserve disparagement, for
believin any thingy ya say?

hippie onna…
hippie stool…

i thought we were
…encouraged to…

is yer lawyer trippin
…wunna the ways
…ya may know…

baad… guys, tho:
getta re-tire… as
…fun …artists…

did Knee-Row's base
…say, "yeah… but…
man, wutta gruuvy
fun fiddle player"?
…ok, then… ok?

when we're hostile
we… force orthers
…ta re-late to us:
in that con-text?
…only / foist…
which is rude?

wut they do is, see…
they senda bot drone
ta follow ya's around…
only inna upside down
blarin …suggest-ions?
dat ya jus pick up on
sub unconsciously
They canna even
…fun explain it…
or so they say…
only explanation

mebbe it don stand out ta You's:
purple who always ever only any
hadda alla pillows they could ever
…even jus throw, in one afternoon

cuz, it'd be …proofa:
super villains, finally…
on sum exotic is-land…
prolly tolly coincidentally

so, if all yer gonna …do is jus…
pre-fab / back-cushion yer story
that yer jus …mild-mannered…
defense contractors or sumn…

if there were a seafood special
side-dish budget-plate opt-ion
dis couple wouldn hafta talk?

hom, if …men's-lib, ta you's:
means… every buddy hasta
het on you, still… while ya's
set back n smoken condiser
alla lleged available options,
mebbe Urth… Iz for you, but:
iz nah whirth …equal pay, yet…
however yer …whirkin it on yer
UFO/RV lief …misadventures,
why doncha: set n thinka bout
alla those parallel possibilities
fora resta infinity …wit those
superhero sidekick trainees
…whirk on communication
thinka bout yer lot in lief…
n then write songs about it

ya fakin munna me, cuz i…
think ya liek me or jus not…
xpectin ta be faded munna?

sum buddy…
pay you, liek…
20 kremlaks, or sumn
ta jus …disagree wit
…every …thingy …i
…tryn …think, any?
or no one needs to
…that's how easy
…un-easy can be
made ta …seem?
n then izza social
…path… yer on…
so, don look back?
upon: hollow-ness?
we …don even feel…
eaten away …inside?
so… shadow damage
…frumma inside out…
naivete brand canned
bottled fun water TM…
n frumma …makers o…
fountain fun… goo TM?
sumn in the marketing?
…iz: important to em…

ya ever get… yelled at…
ta …jus gahed n go off:
in sum technically not 
existential direction?
…n then spend yer
whole lief …tryna
…validate that…
fake …premise?
n hurry uppa bout it
so yer …also always
runnin… a bit …late?
n too …tired for any…
thingy else, anyways?
but, the main readon it
never …occurs ta us is…
we don wanna ever think:
or let it be known ya could
…the people who gave us
those orders / instructions…
were worng, specially intentionally
or capablea bein …either o those
specially …both, simultaneously
…whole time / alla long, so…
either cuz is scary or sacred
so we jus roll / ball it up inta
…1 new squiggly line / rune

"boy, o man …i waz sure
…whirried about nuttin…
but …wun worng ta be…"
keep practicin sayin that
over n over, just in case

so… when exactly did
…our latest greatest…
parachute fun product
AIA …as in, as if, if as:
"as …interesting… as"
so… as in: as if / if as
…any orther thought
that could …possibly
even occur ta ya's…
get mistranslated to
"as important as"?
…see, so …cuz…

n PIP = Pain into Pleasure (TM)
but… and/or vice versae, so…
when… ever ya wanna runna
space plannit outta hammers
…n then make nice thingies
inta… mean-only-possibility
…weaponizing MOPs, now
…dust pans may be next?

yes, but …the
powers that be
also gave us the
scientific method
…so we could be
able to tell …when
thingies really are…
that so horribly awry?
or, accurately enough
that we're …really not
able to really …do any
thingy …about it… and
when… so, good thingy
there's no point in even
knowin about it, but still

yeah, but…
how's the…
boass gonna feel
when it finds out
we're jus doin it
…cuz iz easy?

which is whirse…
really fun really…
that yer that bad…
a personality type
so capable o bein
so frustratin n fun
incorrigible, etc.…
or …that ya fell for
that, or that we did

so, you'd be: as mnad?
if i wuz jus de-formed?
so not tryin hardy nuff

yeah, but… You
hearda… That…

jus …get so lazy,
so asta not even
…hafta lookit up
if ya don wanna

…well, tellem…
not if …they're…
gonna be mnad…

n… askem if we're
…schtickin up for…
ourselves too much

so, never mind
invalidat-ion…
jus… if it dun
for-givvem?

well, wutta:
bout That?
…is That
ok, too?

dude, yer okay…
justa way ya aere
…n mebbe every
buddy …sez that…
but, i reelee believe it…
n mebbe even ever any
every buddy's in denial
…but… i'm not… n… i
reelee believe… That

would it be funny
if i never hearda
…commercials
reelee, except:
liek onna fun…
Zwilight Tone…
rerun / epidose?
wut-if scenarios…
runnin simulat-ions
testin our re-solve?
n then …checkin if
we can de-tect it?
lessn zero class?

…in Lessn… Zero class…
we dare ta… daily disc-uss
the theoretical …possibility
…there …could be …sum
munney ya even owe us?
n wut all that could mean

so… not …every …culture…
/ environment …inna / onna
surface o dis space plannit
is able ta falla sleep ta dat
…but we get yer leanin in

…The Ouzo Luau TM
izza …foist con-tact…
celebrat-ion situat-ion
…sum parallel Urths?
jus …hafta fun have?

n then, they'll say…
they're …surprised…
they had …no ideae
…they were even…
fuzzin wit fuzz-wits
wit such alacrity?

n Then, they'll be …all liek…
"o well, wut Whu-man Rights
dya think ya have, reelee?"
but, they're …reelee only
…takin a fun …survey?
customer satisfaction?
don hafta enter inta it
…o but then if it don
…better ta not even
wake up inna mornin
izza general ideae we
feel obligated ta spose
…so, then …that'll be…
wunna the new options?
on every menu, liek we're
Tryna not be please-able?
they tryna drive us crazy?
liek we're alreddy there?
n then… charge us, still?
as in …anyways / always?
…even though this …cab is…
reelee justa cardboard cutout…
made by a used car sales purple
…via a hypnotist's instruct-ions?
stare at the hack-license a bit…
gaze inta parallel dimens-ions?
…they hafta be …counter-feit / 
confederate proof, but frumma
new tourist rube's perspective!
wut else ya gonna tryn thinka?
drop me off atta Donuts Hop…

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except …that's …not
how the mind whirks?
see, ya …told yerself
that schtick too often
n now ya believe it…
n ya also don care…
cuz ya …told yerself
that one …as well…
now we're all fuzzed

dya ever whirry about
yer personal safety?

…now, if ya get…
fired for bein cuul
…they never say
…that's …why?

n if …we can:
…possibly be
…intimidated
by that, we…
deserve ta be

…n nah, if we
were …mean,
they'd approve

that's …how ya can tell
…we're programmers…

all i know is… when a aliens get here
it'll be atta timea their own choosing?
n then we'll be runnin around liek we
…gotta buncha choices ta condiser

i'm comforted mos by a.fact.a
…i dunno any thingy… cuz…
if it …reelee all iz… jus wut i
know or know …orthers got
i dunno …even how ta talk;
who can say wut astrology
or …astronomy is, reelee
…n why even would they

izzit… jussat…
the martians…
okay… see…
have all tenna
…yer jobs yer…
allotted, dis lief?

all i know is… i'm…
sposedta be… the…
last mortal, so… any
buddy youngern me…
includin any …security
alleged centurion bots?
jus offa factory fun floor

…izza …fiddi-cult ta
…nah …thinka yer…
programmers as veil
specially all they put
ya through, tellin you
iz okay ta be liek that
go-on out inna whirled
in see wutta nice outfit
…yer sposedta… gettit
through yer thick skull?
n then …either join em
or …quit bein liek that!
…iz why the gods sent
conscientious advisors
consent to compassion

contempt compilation /
contemplation moment:
are we so …over-atop?
it explains our isolation?
liek …out in fun space…
surrounded by unknown
n in all directions, as in
as if: the unqualifiable
genius schtick, wuz
…justa distraction /
warmup / trainin
…n whole time
/ alla long…

you would say
that to this…

triggered by
…optimism

'ow bout: utter failure
…to express interest
inna assigned task…

jus measurin when ya
reach for yer veto pen
/ vote o no confidence

…it's where
the funny is

we're the kids:
they let …play
in the street…
n then told us
…it wuz us…

the only realio
…controversy
/ contraband…

…is …thinkin…
yerself whirthy
/ havin …any
self-respect

dueling…
analysts…

ok, wait foist:
you don think
…any buddy's
…not …fakin…
munna us, dya?
check yer mirrors
…one's a sticker…

n …they can keep …goin all day;
it's… not liek there's …any parta
even any dis schtick …they don
digit dis much ta never change
…we're …so long inna "giggle
alla ya fun wanna" zone, eh?
nuttin hasta be funny, even

ya ever realize… mebbe…
yer only purpose is ta jus…
get re-rezzed, over n over?

liek, runnem outta:
those …materials?

wuddya
…mean
…we…
wish…

iz liek they …know we're
innocent, only they have
these cansa whoop-ass
they whirry might spoil?

cuz …we hadda cut outta parta bout all:
“how bout… i would do …any …thingy…
inclvdin …givin up bein a star …or a rock
if it'd bring… jus …one …purple …back?
or …how bout …makem less veil, even?
n then, wouldja… leave a fun …plannit?”
but then nuttin else made sense or could

n so we should take
it as a compliment?
or… at least a win
…they're so sure…
their only chance…
is ta make us think
either tuff wub is ok
or …it never reelee
even hah-penned?

so… not …digit-in, even…
any thingy …orthern tuff…
sez we're …not misfit toys
if we can …possibly be so
broken n beaten… that we
…don even know that's a
thingy ta even …tryn be?
yer paddin yer clipboard

jus provin iz nah …possible ta
achieve full enlightenment as
an ascended being, organic
/ higher consciousness, etc.
so …conscientious, that is
…wit-out bein a telepath…
(or any orther superpowers, mind you)
but, we: hafta runna few more tests…
n nah justa see wut all may …qualify
…as a super-power, besides …time

when did it becomae unethical
ta recommend, be aware of
higher ethical standards?
right, right when the
used car sales purple
started hiring hypnotists
but we can trace that back
even further wit time power
…but yer not …reddy yet…

so, jus …image-in …all wut…
we could be complainin about
that we don even know about
…ya could parka mother-ship
n not notice the weather ever

n you'll never get usedta it
but they don hafta know it
still gotta few more tests?

"i hope i haven't
done anything to
…make you think
…i don't deserve
an explanation"?

"'ow then would one
…as authentic as…
i am …sayin… i am
better approach this
situation accurately to
be taken seriously and
get a straight answer?"

well, if you're not a…
hard enough worker…

there's a fidderence between
ever bein inna …worng n…
ever winnin an argument
or expecin ta, anyways
or …there should be?

izzit jussat
it would be
rudea me ta
acknowledge
anya me own
alleged reality?

they all know
that's all stuff
they do ta us
though, right

would it help if ya knew i'm
incoherent this whole time?

we'll never know…
any thingy about…
wut ever criterAIe?
…they do, though

so… wut if our first steps towards…
acceptance n …inclusion …is jus…
demonizin acceptance n inclusion?

they heard some bad rumors about you?
which… of course, they know aren't true
but… it really doesn't matter, never will?
that's just easier to be really nice to you

they know their only chance is to play dumb
…to really seem like they really do think that
you deserve …all those cans of whoop-ass…

because if they fail in their task
the boss will have their heads
and make life dire unpleasant
for them and all their friends

…now, go in there, in your best…
superhero costume and tell them

tell them what, that we …really, really,
really …just want them to call us back
…and havva more-nuill conversation?

cuz they got ya on the ropes
…beggin for yer reality back

ya can't think, yer so
nauseated-confused
/ dizzy from disdain?

if you deserved respect,
the boss would intervene

we're the version of perfection
…currently …welcoming you…
this minute… cuz, Time Power

you have no respect for me,
must not want to be believed

the unregarded
feel threatened
…n so a target

n wut orther
…secrets?

i can see 'ow
…it can be…
sed ta seem
a privi-ledge,
tolly …jus…
meetin sum
buddy, see

but …not if
nuttin guud
…comaes
…frummit
…reelee?

i mean… i appreciate
but …that dun matter
or… only duz ta me
so… if there's no…
real connection to

…even any
fake reality

you fake munna
yer friends, too?
…or jus …family

yer sposedta lean into it extra…
liek why duz every buddy giggle
…soon as we get outta earshot?

is there …anything else i have
you'd appreciate just as much?

ignored as in
as if to death

this spiecimen is unwhirthy…
good thingy we have …us, to
produce this …determination

it seems important to them…
that we know we're unwhirthy
n have inconvenienced them?

…when has …bein nice…
ever called anyone a liar?
right, you don even know

so, thingies liek that ha-pennin?
justa kinda universe we live in…
prepare for further developments
…of that …inimitible …distinction

elevator pitch movie ideae:
terminal illness patient gets
unlimited credit, for a year?
before it catches up to em?

but… happy ending
they get to live, but
now …hafta go to
debtor's prison?

…so, the …punchline is…
the credit card companies
love that idea …n issue a
promotional ad campaign

…n then, they'll say …or ask…
are we …tryna drive em crazy?
witta straight face n everything

so, ya… should know better
ta be not tryin hard enough?

why dya
want me
to think
…that?

do you…
think i'm
…G.S.?

ya have
…Good
…Smart-
ass-itis…

i'm here to make sure ya…
don give up on yer dreams

this conversation is only for
purple who approve of us?

you don think that contributes
to an environment of disdain?

they introduce the ideae of
not appreciating each other
until ya think it's yer own, so
correct as an only possibility

disrespect o due process
…duz bein alerted ta yer
status as a whole ash…
izzit meant to guide us?
…back to the realms of
…more …acceptibility…
peace n understanding?

izza …willingness ta go away,
ta avoid offending …that they
needta make never possible

i'm sorry …i was told …it
was okay to be liek this…
i'm sorry You were told it
was okay to be liek That
…i'm sorry there …seems to be…
no one who can tell us …how to…
be or act or be-have appropriately
we may be called upon to accept
things which …are not …correct
…even …tolly outta fun gettus…
n never even know a fidderence?
almost as if our original instructors
meant for us to be so wrong, n fail
…n never be able to dealio with…
bein …even so surprised as this?
so… may we all find
our path back …to a
realm of expectation

do you think i'm bein
lessn full disclosure /
fully honest, wit you?

…or …that's …how ya treat
…honest purple, wit such…
disdain n disregard for any
honesty,
if that's
…what they
identify with
…if i had orther
…philosophies…
it'd be sumn else,
but there is nuttin
for me from you…
that isn't designed
to break me… n…
laugh n celebrate,
n make me join in

…also no frowns or bad vibes…
emanating offa me, liek radiation
so… zero repercussions fuzzin wit

The latest offer…
we seem to think
we’ve been able
to decipher… is:
of… Course the
bad guys're outta
fun …gettus, but:
Good Guys would
be …even worse?

n if ya don even know…
that …no buddy knows:
Wutta fun tellya… not…
even anya them, then…

n no …buddy guards
're qualified, cuz …no
friendlies ta be bullied

but… lief is notta thingy that’s
…meant to be survived, only
endured …until unnecessary
…it needs …us ta… find a…
nicer way …ta fun… say that
…already smart n funny enuf
so, maybe …jus… sayin that

you were the fish …that
…washed up on shore…
we had such high hopes

it's not meant for me
to understand… oh…

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yer a witness ta yer
own discreditation?

we also don…
process our…
punishment…
properly enuf

…do you think
i would ever be
like this ta you?

replace a fly-wheel;
cuz, ya give yerself
…permission ta be
nervous-er …inna
fun …emergency
…n then ya jus…
needta be heard
…transmission?

dya …see how:
it …seemsta be
…designed ta be
…dis-concerting?

liek if we had roadies
…mebbe they could
…explain it ta us…
n Then we'd know

…so, there's jus…
no bein understood
…even if ya hafta…
wander off confused
thinkin there's no way
…ta understand ya…
cuz yer so completely
inherently not understandable
…n that's all ya needta know

so, we Do hafta…
choose betrween
…bein respected
n bein believed…

jus how long hazzit beena
whirled gone mnad …for?
n how dya liek yer schtick

they smile when they …say they
athe us, cuz they canna fun wait
n they wannus scared sleepless

/
/
/
/

cuz …every
single slight
you'll whirry about
fora resta yer lief;
which in yer case
…well, it goes
beyond time…
n yer too holy,
so there'll never be
enuf ta weigh ya
down fully / tolly
n ya hafta go ta
the bottom o the
…bottomless…
pits o… Hay'll
or dis schtick
'll …never…
fun …whirk

why dya want me
ta think ya liek me
cuz that's the max
nice expect-able?

…n why dya want me ta
think… orther thingies?

they'll say
they tried

wut levela honesty
are ya attemptin ta
attempt ta revel in?

i'll believe
bad news
…why…?

cuz you'll try to forgive em all night…
but yer an AIndrod / don havvit in ya
…din even mind …wut ever they did
…which …they still re-fuse ta tellya?
n if that don prove ya don gotta soul

…wut then izza usea…
Frowns n Bad Vibes…
if …notta keepa purple
…In their fun …place?

Because …the
orther thingies:
don seem to be
even affected?

that much we know
…for sure is true…
every thingy else is:
up for reassessment

our Purpose
Welcomes us

…Their purpose…
also welcomes us
(we hooked it up)

yer only pur-pose…
is ta break yer heart
n we can wait all day

jus if yer dumn enuf
ta believe yer original
…programmers
programming…
is …okay ta be
liek how ya are

…it's rude ta…
needta be ok…
any orther way

the hint yer
gettin is: ya
never …had
any friends…
n not jus cuz
it's that silly?

basically, every thingy
about ya is loser n ya
should know alreddy

real or conscientious
ya gotta pick jus one

desperate ta be:
caught athin ya?
only …ironically
…iz important?

n smile n wave
i don even see
how it hurts ya
to not interrupt

not Crazy,
Comedy…

…almost
the same

we're …sorry, we …don think
…even You reelee …digit us?
but yeah, wouldn that be nice
…doin all we can, on this end

…couldn …hayalp but …notice…
izza …illegtimate anxieties …only
that getta win …every single time
…n mainly basically cuz they jus
canna possibly be readoned wit
…prolly why we have so many
silly contests …in our culture?
…so… aliens know about this
n that it's …tolly / prolly …our
only real pro-blem, possibly?
why they're bein so patient?
boass needs yer hayalp wit
sumn only …it'll understand

so… Your boass…
n that desperately
…needs… Us ta
do… Wut now?

is there …any thingy else
we can get in unmitigated
trubble / …hassle for
not knowin wut ever
they refuse ta tellus

can we go to the video
o the armed / armoured
centurion bot producing
from iz pouch n in fronta
hidden n public cameraes
for any n alla us ta witness
the contraband it announces
iz …placin onna person o the
purple right there n in person:
that which makes it ok now…
wut ever else alreddy dun…

yer not sposedta
know wutta even
…do …ever any
…n as their only
defense against
…alien invasion
/ …intervention?
but we're still on
alla star maps?

cuz the …longer ya put it off
…if ya ever get back ta em?
ya can jus say …that's jus…
how long these thingies take

n then they interrupt by sayin
they feel we jus haven't been
communicating …meaning…
o course ya should keep tryin

when …any …buddy's…
only ever …pre-tended…
ta tolerate ya, don whirry
it only sez yer de-rated?

…see, yer …thinkin…
if ya were …whirthy…
of a straight answer?
could be …possible

it's not how we feel anymore,
it's …wut we think'll go over?

they get…
mad when
ya alreddy
tried that?

so, it's… friendly
they canna stand,
or jus: authenticity

cuz i'm stupendous
enuf ta fall for that…
ya seemta be sayin…

cuz yer sayin yer mad
i don alreddy know it…
wut ya seemta be sayin
i'm silly to have
not given up yet
which in my case
goes back to
way before i
even existed
as the only truth
whirth mentioning
which is why every
buddy's avoiding it?
or i'm too confused?

…i'll believe …bad news, why?
existential entities needta be…
not cared about cartegorically?
i thought we gave up on that…

iz nice ya ahve …sum buddy
ta schtick up for ya so well?

cuz wit siblings
…beatings are
more important
as propaganda

we feel
guilty…
desecrating
our best wit
sour grapes
so lettit
ferment

i think wut yer sayin is
ya don wanna be any
schtickin any thingy
out inta any thingy

n we should …all be…
surprised if …anythingy
expectable hah-pens…

that's two too bad ta you
n …one funny ta me only

all i know is:
i'm That silly
to have said,
thought, dun,
believed any
every thingy
…so …far?

so, ya wouldn know wut
…bein taken seriously
…even …tastes liek?

do you believe that
the spirit of the law
outranks the letter?

…if ya …canna…
de-fend yerself wit
…justa 4th n 5th
amendments…

ok, ya fallen for that one before
…we'll see if there's sumn inna
back mebbe you'll …tryn digit

dya know wutta catwalk is…
wit-out havin ta call yer cat?

how izzit yer not outta get me…
besides: "sir, that is …jus the…
craizest …dealio thingy ever"?

…the only …real …infraction:
is my invalid self-perception…
i'm …obviously jus …unaware
'ow …unacceptable / flawed is
my …base / basic personality?

the thingy is it's interesting
how …possible it is ta be
so scared sacreda jus
not bein …able ta do
any thingy about?
…even ever any
that …the most…
evil-ist-ish …be-in…
ever to have existed…
could be …in charge of…
not only …jus heh-even?
(n so who goes ta hay'll)
but the whole universe?
n there could never be:
a law preventing that?

they never thought they'd hafta write it down
that no one proven a valid enough fun target
so as ta be damned n desecrated n doomed
/ scattered into …any n alla nether realms…
would have any access ta …any thingy true
enough ta be enough …of a concern, really

but high-pathetically
…high and pathetic
…atta same time…
izza forma real truth
…so don fun whirry

cuz if it doesn't…
perfect justice…
n make …orther
so nice thingies
more perfect…
wuzza trubble
/ hassle …for?

sensors on full…
n no matter wut

n they all know
…we still jus…
dunno, right?

n pre-tending to be fist-ist
justa keep wolves at bay?

n if "probably" is
shameful enuf?

just in case yer
superpowers
…mutate…
predictably

so, wut is the definition of obnoxious n
how does it change from any context?
how much …malicious is tolerable n…
how much injustice is understandable?

izzit easier for…
us ta say …yer:
jus bein unfair?

…so, a …boa…
madea feathers
is symbolic of…

well, obviously wut ever they're doin
…needs more o our cooperation ta…
cover up properly, n as per the boass

cuz, then it'll be liek:
"oh, dis UFO/RV jus
wantsa parkin spot"?

…jus …know …wut…
ever thoughts ya think,
prolly bein rude ta em?
…specially if iz …any…
schtickin up for yerself?
so, jus frown: safest bet

over-conversat-ion
/ over-convers-ion…
over-compensat-ion
con-dis-ered rude?

if they open wit…
how uncool ya are
…for noticin the…
mean n disrespect

then the judges all
should understand
…every aspect o…
those possibilities?

there should be
a landing strip?
…witta friednly
advice counter

we're jus glad
ta …not be…
woken up by
bein tickled?

who's
it for?

we mean
to de-fend
ourselves
against…
any n all…
incredulosity

…n never mind the
photon torpedoes…
the …satellites say:
they're justa illusion

jus know yer not welcome
…n only that's only okay?

well, yer scared ta say good mornin…
cuz, ya know no guud comaes frummit

a lil truth between friends…
hazza element o pride innit

so, inna culture that had…
plenty o pottery type pots
…any field fun fulla em…
might jus be a fun landfill
so might have trace dna
scattered inna soil etc.?
if ya knew wutta scan?

havin an open mind…
payin attention / tryin,
followin wut yer sayin
but …iz no guud, izzit
…wut we're rulin out…

…i can tell… jus
by lookin at ya…
you ain …got yer
way once, 'ave ya
…middle monkey?

n how they demonize
tryna …understand?

picked on
…liek iz
okay ta

it's not my
experience
exoectation
the whirled
forgives…
this dorky
…Reelee
ever any

it's …important to them…
that they not communicate
n so blame thingies on you
at their earliest convenience

d'you needa drug?
justa full… minna n
a half …drug sesh?

y'know bettern ta tryn
schtick up for yerself
in fronta yer betters
…though… right?
no hope for you

they hollow outta
core o yer being /
mind… as in: as if
…iz tolly okay ta…
n then ya din notice

there's no bad thingy
they'll let ya prevent
or not blame on ya?

almost as if there's
sum ulterior motive
far more important?

there's jus no better place
ta putta id-ions, for now…

n when alla yer zoids are trapped
then ya can move onto parallels?

…yer the
only one
bein all
upset…

cuz they tend ta panic is why
they're …addicted ta denial?

should be unreadonable
…ta be …any way cuul…
before …enda business…
when a boass gets here…

…so, wait… you wanted…
the bad guys ta win, cuz…
You got schtick Yer up ta?
…wuddya gonna do now?

…well, now ya know…
we don… gotta friend…
inna …universe, haha?

're there dimensional planes
we haven' even hearda yet;
but only cuz our species is
jus …simply not de-signed
ta …be able ta detect em?
n how is that mean of us?
…jus… these questions?

…so, they
jus yell…
n every
buddy

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n that's wut they do…
they jus say yer mean
n not any one particular
specific dealio fun thingy
they make ya guess which
horrible undescribable traits
ya must embody / represent
be their special agent
in these lower realms
o chaos n destruction
…until ya think yer…
anyways summa em
until then ya realize…
that's why they do that
that's how mean they are
…so, ya say they're mean
n then, they say yer mean
for sayin that about Them
even thinkin it of em
inna foist fun place…
n that's the only way
any alleged species…
has ever united as one
n been able ta ascend
n become thus…
gods emselves…
so the beyondo is
all bad guys, now
n sure …now, but
…better get ready
…cuz …they got
meaner …tricks:
than even… that
…somewhere…
undescribable…
as yet… wuddya…
notta team player?

n why duz any buddy
…be-ess a de-rated?
sum boass' orders…

…they know
…we think…
they athe us
though, right?
n don mind?

definitions o
resperct …n
compelling…

so, they …jus
…surround ya
wit incredulity?

…cuz …as soon as… ya…
know wut yer talkin about…
suddenly, they dunno …any
thingy inna …universe any?

cuz when every
thingy ya do ta…
tryn make it better
/ …save a fun day…
only makes it whirse
yer bein reassociated
n so… even …that…
izza halla fun mirrors
n yer a shiny pinball…
whose sole purpose is
ta reflect ran-dumn rainbows n…
there's no bumper, bing, or bong
that'll ever let that even change?

as all ya really
hafta go on…

cuz yer the one
smile i believe
…how is that
a …secret?

one thought per line
…you're a writer…

…so… dis's how…
nice / smart / funny
…makes it about…
jus nah bein dumn?
no-no… dis's about
…silly v …crazy…
n then who wins?

…un-whirthy v…
un-trust-whirthy?

"well, we …know
we're un-whirthy
…cuz, we're not:
un-trust-whirthy"?

…cuz
…how
can ya
…not
be?

it's the:
internal
shadow
damage
…innit…

dismissive-
discrediting
invalidating
normalized
-tarian-ism

iz jus nah guudy nuff vibes
if they know you'll either
never believe em or
suffer frum tryna

they'll never…
feel …unsafe
around us…

…as a member of the
schtick rollers society
down-hill divis-ion…
'ow dya …plead…?

wut don make us:
cold gets us wet?
wut positive izza?

we canna swear
iz …nah satire…
n …so far, yeah
…every thingy
tests positive

canna image-in
…ever know-in
…enuf, canya?

n ya feel …gulty
not bein …able…
ta believe "hello"?

the fidderence is
…they …know…
we're not worng
…n we know…
they don care

they know …wut,
n… how ya are…
the nice thoughts
're there …ta put
ya in yer place…

…cuz if these…
specific purple…
're pissed, there's:
no orther purpose?

there's laughter
…inna …halls?

they compliment
yer …comaes…

wut year izzit
…how many
…plannits…
're there…?

'ow izzit yer…
Not sayin iz…
funny as fuzz?
fuzzy as wit n
givva schtick

i din write…
anya …dis?

…mebbe yer…
worng about…

"…every thingy,
still, tho …right?

yer…
doin it
…now

n our only use is to
makea big af ta-do
over sumn ain true

…obviously wannus…
scared ta believe em
…n no matter wut…

ok… clearly, superstar…
wuzza worng approach…
i mean, it'd whirk on me…
but… i mean… wuddya…
even …say, after …that?

for all we know
we'd be id-iots
to believe that
jus liek every
time before

y'know, when those contracts
comae back empty 100 times
…they're no longer zero-sum

n no votes o confidence left…
except how that hah-penned?
how is that …nah …planned?

n pissin purple off
jus tryna be-have
/ keep outta any
trubble / hassle
…a possibility,
embarrassing

a qualified candidate
alreddy knows how ta
connect appropriately?

cuz when ya havva…
quick stay-home test
…for official insanity

we're havin a hard time understandin ya
if misunderstandings are more important

cuz if no one challenges em
they getta think they're okay
…that's their value system
…reprecussions, physical
…or it never hah-penned

n quick wit soitenly…
for wut iz whirth, but
…for my part… ok…
one thingy i noticed
surprisingly mebbe
…about a corpo…
space fun plannits
…alla fun fluffers?
you organics really
take that: "pleasure
center o yer brains"
…so fun seriously?
see, i jus letta logic
go where it fun may
…entirely fun insulated…
not emotionally invested;
see now how i don mind
so much yer in chargea
where even navigation
itself… takes us next?

it makes us feel valued…
in ways which don make
sense, mathematically…

i'm convinced
yer secrets…
're even safer

cuzza only readon ta be scared
is commonly understandable…
space plannits …burn down…
accidentally …alla fun …time

the J'moker getsa lawyer
which pricelessly claims
it dun havva clearance
…ta handle the truth?

cuz… izza bout
alleged equality
n …innocence?
n due process?

we're gonna:
milk it for the
…milk duds
atta bottom

there's still
wifi on the:
sword tho,
…right…?

cuz bein guilty is
wut they voted for
they thought it wuz
…finally …their time

kindness would make this…
all jus …go away, for awhile

wut you hafta offer
…bein nice, real…
we can get that…
anywhere, now?

the most important thingy
…is ta deny em closure…
never lettem think straight
til yer… years long gone /
outta the… arena alreddy

we jus …memorize the rules
…so there's no complaining?
how is that not also blaming?

n …how did they getta ideae
it wuz …okay ta be that way…
even inna contact competition?

suddenly
there's a
lil blamin
goin on?

rounding to the nearest imminent disaster
y'know there's …darker parallel universes
where only science reigns, empirically …n
no one has any …faith, they're too afraid?

we let the faith
flow through us
liek a boass sez

they don have time
or hafta put up witta…
justa incredulity o their
wut ever imaginations
leapin ta conclusions

…so over bein liek
that, themselves…

ok, we're gonna
put ya down as
uncooperative

if you were …trustable
you'd have …moren a
non-fun-explanation…

cuz you always say that
but it never hah-pens…
jus …bully me wit
makin ya feel bad
if i don jus trust ya
even under those
henious / tenuous
con-dit-ions, iz wut
alla trubble-hassle
is reelee alla bout
we could be waitin
for an appointment
on gettin a UFO/RV
washed n detailed?

y'know how Ol' Coder
don wanna admit he's
scared sacred silly of
every buddy now, so
jus simply don hafta
even semi fun colon
…there's a Sir Plus
sum where sneaky

so, jus: pre-tend…
yer not expectin…
ta misunderstand
any thingy, at all?

…mebbe they're tryna…
talk that whirry outta ya?
n who could be triggered
by not bein so off-ended?

wouldn
occur
ta me ta
command
/ dat it'd be
re-spected /
…possibly…
con-disered
a …whirthy
…ideae?

…pre-
sumpt
u-o-us
-ism…

tryn
keep
up…

…they …seemta …be sayin…
they're …under the impression
…how they're …be-having is…
entirely appropriate
for wut ever readon
wut ever …math ya
hafta do, in yer hed?
ta make it make sense any
/ ta make …sense of it any
…if that's important ta ya's
…is wut their attention iz?
if …that means any thingy
…n mebbe it tolly shouldn
mebbe we're worng about
that… let's …tryn find out?
demonizin experimentation
as a only path ta disc-overy
…howzit even accidentally?

…Hairy n Mo-Burly show up…
'ow-ever often / occasionally
…entirely unrelated n nuttin
happens shenanigan wise?
…there's yer veil sales-ers
hypnotists in udes vehicles
…prolly …plottin against us
…tryn keepa eye onnem…

…mebbe… jus …cuz…
only you would believe:
they have any authority
n that's jus their simple
standing-under of it n…
how ta apply effectively
so… jus tryn be patient

iz liek they're
fakin munna:
Lawful-Guud
…n not even
gettin …anya
that worng…
so, pre-tendin
/ jus …torturin
ya wit …lies n
…silent …disc
…cush-ions…
as if facts are
commodities;
so …not bein
flexible enuf?
…n ya never
hearda that
…have ya?

…but …wut if we …needta jus…
venture outta bounds fora minna
justa retreive our keys or sumn?

they're only allowed ta have use for
wut yer …apparently …capablea…

don whirry,
i don think
even you
can digit
anya dis

so, the …doves, then…
their schtick is ta… jus…
get every buddy ta chill?
/ …pretend iz all alright?

right, so… just in case /
but if: My door din open
…purple'd high-five, cuz
…i'm …not even… vie'll?

so, we… say we don
care, in self-defense
until we believe that
and that we're safe?

not a biggie dealio, but ya
canna say any thingy at all
or ya getta valid target label
n no one wants wunna those

n we're gonna
…talka …bout
…sheep inna
minna, but…

inna: absolute-ist mindset…
dealio fun thingies're only…
sumn ta get yelled at about
or sumn ta suffer silently wit

…trick is …ta getta be…
the one who getsta pick
which a those is which?
which: i been born to it

point is: ta get thingies dun…
or prove ourselves unwhirthy
n which o those chances dya
…predict prefer us the best?

…n also i earned it…
n also …i gotta pass
direct frumma boass
…so …see that cliff?

n perfect v
annoying?
n which is:
intentional

so, there's only sposedta be two lists… one
lista thingies we needta get yelled at about
n another lista thingies we don care about
(lemme havva lookit yers, see which it is)

alla kindness thingies
they get bored wittus
…after …awhile…?

so, the classic gray alien encounter suit?
that's justa space suit, for encountering…
rubber technology has that much promise
…Zoltar jus: din get asked by iz superiors
alla long / dis whole time, ta turn it fun on
…so dun think ta suspect …any mishap?

well, yer a parrot
tellin every buddy
yer the head of a
biggie syndicate…
n we don think ya:
even know wut yer
…tryna talka bout?
teachers / boasses

…look, pal… dis's
…jus where we…
get our fun lunch
…we don wanna
even know about
wut ever's gonna
land on our desks
next billing cycle?

1275
…
1276

cuz iz jus Stone v Metal Ages:
took yer species bagazillionsa
zerl-gons ta transition properly
cuz iz always been way easier
ta jus lifta room fulla food, than
ta hafta tryn whirk all summer?
until now… dis lil handy dandy
gadget o yer wildest dreams?
Eraes o Schtickities begins…

the real boass…
attempts ta tryn…
de-fend iz posish…

yo, we dunno
how ta get on
yer good side

…except that there…
seemsta not be any?

…n …either o
those, yeah…

n that's …wut …pleases ya:
even moren we ever could?
but we're …obligated ta try

except we know we're being
…not remotely disrespectful
…unless… ya …tolly gotta
re-mote in yer fun pocket?
we don even know about

makin it …possible for
…readers ta becomae
…interested …enuf…

you hafta conform
to my undefinable
needs n yearnings
…cuz they make…
sense to me… n if…
they …don… make…
sense ta… You, any …n
they don't cuz they can't
cuz i haven't defined em
cuz they're undefinable?
yer jus gonna hafta lern:
ta deal wit impossibility?

we will being and/or begin
the mornin lista errors TM
…jus… witta air that fun is

orther facets o the whirled
seemta needta wannus ta
believe thingies which ain
true at all either remotely;
here, lemme tryn explain

see, iz very simple, jus…
never be con-fuzzed at…
any thingy any buddy sez

there should be no positive or negative
associated wit re-spect or dis-re-spect;
n the forms should stay onna clipboard
n the pages never be outta order ever?

cuz if yer so dis-honest wit yer-self
that ya can possibly ber pressured
inta believin …any thingy they say,
the whirled …thinks ya deserve it?

cuz, they're
obligated ta
athe atta
droppa
any hat
so izza
survival
thingy?

you can get ridda us…
jus by callin us names
…n bein all …mnad…
n you all …know that

all those who
needta never
existed, inna
foist place…
lifta finger…
now… take
it …as a…
compliment
…now, puttit
back down…
feel …better?

…wantcha ta
…needta be
scareda em
n then they
…hafta put
more coal
on that…

n then, they'll say
don whirry, cuz…
they only athe ya
…cuz yer …nice
…easy, right…?

so, if you …choose ta…
not …want dis pro-duct?
ya hafta fill out this form…
n good luck even findin it…
if you do not fill out the form
successfully
and in time
you will be billed
the full amount…
don whirry, ya don hafta
stand directly under it…
this process has hearda
…justa bout every thingy

i thought ya werer scareda
me, and hired ta portect me
jus liek every buddy else set
nexta me, n sposedly for free

liek …tryna say …jus avoidin
any trubble… / …hassle any
means ya deserve it …tolly
…justa make ya not care…
wut ya have for breakfast?
is it really that important?

so when ya… go back in …time
…justa see …wut wuz …cuttin-
edge poetry …back …inna day
ya comae up… wit thingies liek
"oh, i dunno… wuddya mean?"

jus gahed n ask em, earliest convenience:
why …they wanna …kill us, n also… why
…optimism is their …weapon o choice…

are we obligated:
ta believe …they
really do believe
there's …nuttin
ta whirry about
…n so, then…
their surprise?
every time so far?
or is it rude ta ask
even that, just yet

they encourage
…us ta death…
if they feel like it

cuz when they…
can tolerate ya's
there's incentive
ta convey that?

we're …sorry ya
don digit us, but
we …canna do
nuttin about it?

wut, ya canna:
image-in… wut,
bein …whirthy?

n ya don hafta tryn
explain, i'll …never
…stand under it…

n they …know
it's …liek this…
but don wanna
ever …notice?

so… this …parallel …universe…
even though …we're all …here…
n …technically the same purple…

…your lief or dearth con-cerns:
're of no even …regard, ta me?

n they're liek that to each orther
/ hadda besta results with that?

it would be
…bad form

…indicative
of a flawed:
personality
see, so…

i see it now…
disco, spandex
now these undies…
fahh… we're fuzzed

i din plan ta get this old;
i don really havva plan?

cuz when yer superiors…
tolerate inferior behavior
…is that …jus bein lazy
…or too …busy ta care
…encourage us …now

the village idiot sees it before the nobel laureate:
it's jus Superiority as a concept which is flawed?
who do we get guudy nuff ta put onnit… for us?

so, justa boass
bein upta sumn
means no one else can
exchange information?
n …that's all okay
wit every buddy
there even is?
…as far as
we know?

are ya bein guud?
not expectin any
mercy or wub?

so, crowds are mostly purple…
who wub ta athe orther purple?
reelee best / safest place forem

they pre-tend ta be angry
ta measure yer reaction
…cuz it pushes away

ya feel ya needta
be faded munna?
…ya been …reel…
sooper silly, lately?

n iz …more liek ya…
only playin wittit, but…
i waz hopin / expectin…
ya were gonna tell me…
needta know eventually?
basic starter information?
anything anyone else has
cuz that's all this needs n
yer spammin encouragin
sayin there's a chance…
sellin the optimism, but?
wit-holdin acknowledgin
so …that condition's not
really bein fulfilled, izzit…
ya fake munna yer friends
always new information…
never hearda any thingy?

n then, when yer outta
ideaes… suddenly, the
customer's always right

ok, we were jus discussing
nuttin i do is right, and/or
…righta be understood
n… i canna …always
…tella fidderence…
n …then, ya say i
urth yer feelins?

When has …succ3ss
Been so …optimistic?
n they fake Munna us
only when we're even
able ta py at-tent-ion?
…cuz that sez it all…

wut all …worng thoughts
…do… you think exist…
in… My silly hippie head
…n… so much… so that
…I …now …gotta ask…
wut all …worng thoughts
do… you… think …exist?
n wuzza …punishment…
so i can …pre-prepare…

as long as …we jus don’t…
know ever… even exactly…
what they done any I think
…start your search there…

do you think I’ve…
ever had to do wit
orther purple, cuz
I never got past
this quest-ion:
sum Generic
/ Primal "no"

So when unfriendly
Purple are friendly
…do they mean it
Sarcastically, so
disrespectfully?

do you think we're obligated ta
…givvem a benefit of a doubt?
do they qualify for any orthers?

if you:
believe
things?
…if you
look up…

it's like they're not planning
on being forthcoming ever
either cuz they don wanna
…or …don even …hafta…
hard ta …tell… jus… yet…

Is that why
Sarcasm is
Seen as only
Disrespectful?

so anyone so …naming…
Scar Chasm on any map
…even albeit eventually

Cuz I see yer sayin
I should be scareda
The same ol sacreds
…but ..sarcastically,
So then, As an ally
…Which is… jus…
Confusing vibes…
n tolly intentional,
So I don deserve it?

Duzzit …apply to Any
thingy I so lost tracka
Cuz every lie we believe
Puts our life In jeopardy…
Is why it’s disrespectful to be

if ya could tolly prove it…
that the state TM decided
and centuries in advance
intentionally to rip you off
just by letting that happen
their responsibility… you
could …own… Vega-5
…you …understand…
that already, plus and:
still justa state o mind
…and/or vice versae?

Take the jelly beans …and a safety pin…
and you write… all your secret messages
and then you hide them under all of these
random things whatever they are alleged
environmental ecosystem …commercial
…antidepressants have …side effects?

…waiter, my…
water's dusty?

does your training
allow you to accept
that i'm not honestly
able to believe you…
or even jus say i am?
as that'd be dishonest
…also… n i'm …tryna
not be so con-fuzzed?

mebbe jus… vitriol is justified
for a whole …lista readons…
so, not …alla em cuz we're…
whirth-less / insufferable, etc.

sorry, don always know
wutta pay attention to?

i think… jus…
no one hasta
…put up wit
any thingy
that i'd be
…able ta
detect…

who has not laughed at
us fallin for that before?
n what good might datta
been …that we missed…
to our shame n chagrin…

…we're sposedta
guess incorrectly

we're sorry we din
re-specta ya enuf?

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n ya wanna say …don hurt em
…jus …don lettem keep hurtin
…n remember …they're hurtin
emselves also too, prolly, so…
get em hayalp… hayalp them?
but by the time ya get that out
…ya …real-ize… yer …not…
king …for a day or any orther
dealio thingy, never will be…
that was the …point…
o the whole quest-ion?
breakin the news ta ya
that gently
there will
be …no…
interrogation
…they …know…
tolly, wuz goin on…
or enuf anyways / not interested
in any alleged possible details…
heard em all before, tryna forget
…n gettin ta be…
that obnoxious…
vs wuddya gotta
put up wit next?
…givvem…
the benefit…
o the doubt…
…wut… that…
You …enjoyed
…so unfairly…?
n counted yerself lucky,
honor among pirates or
…no re-spect …for that
…so …none …given…
back, in …return, so…
zero-sum e-con-o-my
…easily implied… jus
…you can go ahead
wit yer investigat-ion
jus …do no harm ta:
any More guud guys
…wear nice shoes…

…see, inna furutue…
ions will be currency…
fewer o the left, than…
alla gold atoms on yer
hopme space plannit

n also, any ideaes left
/ realms o possibilities
…guud or baad: don…
enter inta it anymore…

if it: Seems liek
…sumn ta try…
so, the criteriae
…for a …legit
…ideae or not…
becomaes a blur
…n then, a void

waste-o-void TM…
toxic space barges?
somehow got aholda
the last n final oil can
only Mercury …really
…needs …anymore…
never gotta callback…
funny ta me, see n call

1276
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1277

the only way this is not fuzzed up
…is if there's no such thing… oh…

jus wunna the many readons why: yer
nada llowed ta know anya the orthers:

any thingy yer keepin a secret frum me
i'm …sure i'm nada llowed ta know …n
nah jus cuz i wouldn be able ta digit it?

clearly no buddy digits us;
n there's …no place we're
welcome, especially back
and/or will …ever admit it
but we're nada lllowed ta
ever behave …well enuf
so iz not pre-tendin any?

so, anytime they say, "obviously,"
n you ask em "wut" …n they say,
"oh nuttin, (they were) jus burpin"

so, jus clearly sumn more important
than tellin us the truth ever any even

compelling v dubious sez:
cuz if izza legit union beef
ya should be able ta say:
"dude, jus …cut that out"
…if parents n neighbors
hafta picket n protest…
/ disrupt …every orther
…alleged activity, even…
justa getcha ta quote that:
iz too unruly ta so snap as:
"quit pretendin ya havva cat
we know ya broke the lamp"
yer milkin the hypnotist bit…
be more used vehicle sales?

…in an oppressively
entitled accent, say…
"go away n …refocus /
reorganize yer thoughts,
…til ya have sumn non-
rejectable ta think / be"
n then focus on sumn
…entirely …arbitrary
…til iz all automatic
…should be boring;
that's not you either

talk us outta…
understandin…
our situation by
makin it so that:
misunderstandin
…it …is the only
possible option
yer safety is
…reelee jus
hurt feelings
…so: selfish
…which's a perfectly
legal / valid strategy

…we have …no information to go on… ok,
we have no accurate information to go on;
ok, we have to go on wit no information…

zero guud news to
be taken seriously…
only rule that matters

do you need to feel
…more important…
than it's …possible
for …any thingy to
…really ever be?
yeah, set here…

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see, if ya don
hafta be real:
the e-state is
…automatic?
now play nice

their minds …now, have:
one tickle spot …left, jus
…any buddy …else, jus…
no longer existin… and/or
…any anticipation thereof

specially if they …kinda see it comin?
but there's nuttin they can do about it
…waitin on …someone ta save em…
letta hope n faith die o abandonment
right on their faces for ya all day long

cuz if You dunno yer innocent:
mebbe ya dunno they're guilty
…which is …tolly obvious, so
mebbe ya can never know…
we havva few tests, though?

you know ya dunno wut yer talkin about
yet still insist on bein so bossy that even
…only you …getta tell orthers wutta do?
n yer still sayin that makes sense ta you

…we jus fall …on our face…
n we know wut ever they say
we'll be silly …n do it again?
text, email, in person, or call
all they gotta do is jus stall…
cuz we'll be there, as friends
…n help them to win again…

n the crowd'll jus laugh, but:
how do …we know they're…
virtual-hollow-grammas, or…

so …this time, we …start wit
everythingy is unreadonable
…sum where inna universe

…that …legit perspecive
…n whirk …backwards…
til we …find …ourselves?

n then measure how accurately
we're able ta measure thingies;
which cascades inta infinity, so
…any real boass …should be
…so pleased wit dat …iz silly
n then we measure how silly

so, you …reelee do…
havva halfa handle on
any n alla dis scheincy
schtickity, impressive…

tryna live up ta unrealistic expectations:
proves yer nah whirthy o condiseration?
isn't That an unrealistic testa any thingy?

today we'll be exploring orther civilizations
experience with that con-cept historically?
is why we're passin out …hockey masks?

tryn extract the necessary information frummem
whjile livin up ta their alleged expectations which
're sposedta include not payin for it wit any n alla
dis specific kinda trubble / hassle, even ever any
…so… see if we can follow instructions, simply?

see, how i know i'm a goalie is
…every afternoon, i wake up…
inna backa sum net sum where
all kindsa uynrealistic pucks jus
flyin at me hed n liek is okay ta?
…which is how i know …i'm not
compliant enough for the scene
n there's no fieldin those ideaes
so getta roll back over n sleep?

it's the …private
…n… specialist
…punisment…
though, really

we jus din wanna
up-set the crowd?
the silence is fake,
noise is rehearsed

…n why ya wannus
ta believe ya, now?

if there is no such thingy as overly aggressive
ya may be entitled ta be their servants, but…
it behooves us ta never let ya know about it

…a better fun …demon detector TM…
is wut we'll be… given ta invent next…
they'll putta used car hypnotist onnit…
there'll be …the perfect inventor's van
/ UFO/RV, previously owned by one…
may've lefta buncha schtick inna back
enjoy yer test drive, n if ya fall for that
it sez yer species deserves that doom
ran-dumn laws: opportunities o chaos
the kindsa thingies ya hafta put up wit

the anti-diode zones TM can n often…
do spin yer …subatomic circuits sum?
if ya been through anya these sectors
ya mighta picked up sum residuals, n
HR n R&D got together n D-sided ta
say they …sed it wuzza guud ideae
n cuz: if yer mnad at sum buddy, ya
think ya have every readon ta be?
so, if ya need those chips flipped
this could be less embarrassing

n they say we're whole ashes
so then, we say back ta em…
as we now guess they're right
laws o satire: o sitting on tires
don yuo know any bettern ta:
talk, be, think, set up straight?
ta a whole ash in that fash-ion
n then inimitible imagery as to
wut those kindsa fun thnigies
're capablea doin… n noises

they say: yuo go on with that;
your insane ways, tazkin over
a plannit liek that, with jus that
then thes Are the daze when…
the duplicitous ones shall rise…
n when they crash n fall n stuff…
leave us with alla their treasure…
our patience n faith'll be rewarded
…roll for surprise, then initiative…
look through yer bags for erasers?

a society based entirely on inuendo
is kinda liek a species o illusionists

…when olive branches
n fig leaves all agree
…my emergencies
outweigh outrank
overrule outbid
yer luxuries…

so, not only dya's…
not want my hayalp
…but ya need me
ta not be alright?
how is That not
the exact same
wut i can detect
frum …who yer
…not only jus
…sposedta
…protect…
me from but
wanna know
wut all i know
…about wut
all i seen…

jus: any plannits… nada
llowed ta have armies…
resta their philosophies
crossed out, in pencil?
n when do we getta…
every buddy important

we jus say we're sorry
they see it that way, so
technically, we din even
misrepresent a data-fact

if ya put on every epidose
o… Zeta-Gost-Tone TM…
simultaneously …phones:

…it opens a parallel dime-?
…which …don ever go there,
sumn about nickels n quarters

computer, notta bother…
but make my safe whird
"yeah, that is strange"?

…cuz …one
or zero… TM
…demonizes
compromise

how many benefits
are there to doiubt
…really, though…
liek even possibly

n if we canna…
say it …legally
…haven' they
alreddy won?

impatience elements;
n oversimplification…
jus make any readon
seem unreadonable…

so, even though i know…
there's no way i can ever
outsmart ya even any, but
if i can make ya think i can
or jus think i can think i did
or any buddy else would jus
believe me cuz i'm animated
n yer …not even any thingy?
…there's no clipart for you…
or any character …related to
yer indeed alleged scenario?
dunno wut ya think i hafta do

there will never be any orther
possibility opportunity orthern
us wanderin from …system ta
system… only just prove we…
don belong even here or there
…n we canna even say That?
unacceptably worng for askin

we're tryna prove…
a point or a theory?

"you seem nice…
comae over here"
every translat-ion
…we sit on tires?

n dis …con-firms it…
we're jus …sposedta
be …worng about…
every thingy there is
…wherever we go…
wut ever …con-sole
…sensors showin /
readin we measure
…science sez we're
…not only jus bad…
but …also worng ta
be so into science

not for nuttin…
mad n sad are
zero-sum here

the absence of stars
in this whole region
is mysterious enuf

any thingy ta avoid
knowin enough ta…
avoida furuture dis?

iz liek …they hafta…
fudge their numbers:
n then …get even…
/ ever number, still?

wut judgement from us
exists, has any effect?
ok, then… ok, then…

iz ok ta be
…not ok?
or jus us

can …anyone tell me
…wutta …furutue o…
religion is, in dis sector
…real-ism… reliving it?

n scared ta say:
2 n 2 is 4? …but
how many lights
dya reelee see?

n not normalizes
but …rationalizes
discouragement…

…n ya …shouldn…
feel safe …under…
such circumstances
…or, nada nuff ta…
sleep, anyways…

either that or sum
medical readon…

we more like it…
more liek before,
when ya were…
inna good mood
…but, for …no…
readon …at all…

only opportunity enuf
ta prove yer a failure
…so then blame it…
on the …economy?

justa term "psycho-logical"
…sez ya …only de-serve
ta be …that out-smarted

but if we can't connect em
how do we …know if our
…batteries are in right…
or …upside down, any?

why don't we jus recognize
how amazingly anya their
schtick is tolly together?

but… but, but…
they're reelee
mnad yer so
scareda em

…but, if there's…
always somethin

first of all, you're opening with…
we should just …take your word
for …anything ya whatever say?

but if there's always somethin…

so, now… if yer perceived as
not doin somethin …useful…

…for example:
all i can do is…
report from the…
mysterious depths…
depths're mysterious?

mebbe yer eager urge
/ quest for knowledge
is based on never bein
inna presence o actual
data / information, etc.

make it about… simply…
sumn they never hearda
…n then …whether they
ever …hearda it or not?

you won't even respect me enough
ta acknowledge my alleged history,
how do i know yer not in …favor of
alla those bad thingies …repeatin?

any buddy ya talk to…
really hopin for a best…
likes yer chances better…
jus wanderin off …clueless?

izza compliment, that they
got nuttin ta say about yer
data, so hafta attack you?
but complicated that they
…still getta do that, now?
or, now it's that common?
as in… yer purpose, justa
demonize con-firm-at-ion?
…now, get outta their way /
don even watch pros whirk?

…they're proprietary instructions…

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cuz the last thingy ya wanna hear
is: someone's on their deth-bed…
someone you know from yer past
…n they been callin yer name n…
mebbe ya even thoughta bout em
…so ya go, n even dress yer best
n they ask ya ta fun marry em, so:
now… ya gotta make a decision…
ya know they only gotta: lil bit left?
time, munney, space, dimension…
do they want ya ta inherit …alla it?
n how much izzit, is there any debt
zat why they …called out yer name
and/or whoever so puttem up ta it?
n then, they pull outta fun star map
start showin ya asteroids: Comet-D
…technically a space pirate base…
no ideae how ya know that, though
…but compare all yer orther assets
n their …bots analyze yer blinkings
…shoulda rolled over n accepted it
…but …now yer wiser, so got that?

measure sumn,
draw sum line?
be proud o em
when n where
if they cross…
measure their:
response time,
reaction ratios;
n measure Your
own knewlodge
n standin-under,
newly expanded
…gauge velocity,
accelleration etc.
n determine if it's
whirth continuing
…constantly n in
any background
…wuddya gotta:
whirry …about?

…cuz, if
…every
buddy
were
nice
ta me
it'd be
…fine?

so… ok…
yer a hero…
for surviving?

it seems liek we're:
not communicating
…is that a thingy?

also… just as liekely
…far as we know…
tolly …uncool of us
…jus still existin…

that too, could alone
explain every thingy
wit no expectation
o any verification

…so, we haven't
taken the hint…
to wander off…
please, already

make up a
story, they
won't be…
off-ended?

therein lies
…the tire…
upon which
we must set

oh, that's okay
…i need to go
…whirk on me
scifi …stories?

if ya …had more
…interesting-ish
…material, say?

slow, but not
…remedial?

blind adulation…
forces us to digit
bein appreciated
for thingies we're
not, or din do… n
then they equal…

…cuz it forces us
to ignore our own
safety boundaries
in favor of polite…

which is also so too
dangerous for us ta
guess for sure why

Stinky n the Pinkies…
v Pinky n the Stinkies

canna spell DEMISER
wit-out… MR. SEEDY

i wouldn wan anyone
ta make funna you…

are ya: makin funna
me …now… a little?

so, every epidose n
o any show, played:
simultaneously inna
same room… synch
witta openin n closin
credits, music… jus…
ad-just for …time dial-at-ion…
That's yer …pocket universe?
or zat justa hollow room myth
…no way ta reelee prove it…

n D-side, back-whirds…
they invite us ta de-exist
…presumably cuzza sum
…schtory, non-schtickity?

…but, you… Do obey …n reward…
Real… Crybabies… though… so…
must be justa… Actual Needy, yer:
so categorically against, politically
…can we getcha ta …sign sumn
while on camera, readin it aloud
wit yer ID out n orther thingies?

n, o course,the …beauty part is
…there …honestly is no place…
but …no one really knows that…
they all think there surely must be
just they couldn't possibly know…
they jus sleep in their cubes, see

n by "rock-it-up"
o course, y'mean
jus play the chords
any ol way ya can…

…well… nice ta see…
yer all well-adjusted…
they still callin it that?

ay, you got siblings…
n know how ta spot:
someone who don
got no "nuh-uh"?

never seen any…
why, ya got one?

i dunno wut quite means;
but it is unrequited, right?

…i …gettit …now…
they reelee wannus:
ta… Not know wut…
they refuse ta tellus
so they can do this
…n …it'll …seem…
readonable, cuz…
they're upta sumn

so, we interrupt
n have ADD/HD
(TM) cuz we don
wanna forget wuz
reelee important?
n then assume…
when they won't
lettus… do that
that they want
the opposite?
so then get
desperate
n attack

they got us wit exhaustion
via sum obligation …ta be
that sneaky n bossy both?

to enlighten…
and instruct…

we are lucky
ta have you?

yer bein… jus unbelievable enough
ta be able… ta say iz alla our fault?

yer abusing yer right ta cheat:
yer off-ending / off-ing alla yer
fellow existential entities wittit
almost as if that's wut ya digit

never an evil thought in yer lief
wuddya get, nuttin but schtick?

ok… turns out…
Comet-D (TM)?
there's a pocket
universe innit…

o for Heh-Even's sake?
…wutta …fun… Hay'll?

wunna the handfulla
burners, always on?

never been innocent
o any thingy in iz lief
or wut ever we think

ok, so… the fundamentals… can we
jus gettem ta jus make sense again?

so, The Silent Treatment…
or jus …not sayin hay any
…does that …say we don
deserve common courtesy
or jus don wanna be real?

you would hafta get very excited, i think…
n that's jus not wut this plannit is anymore

mebbe iz jus like
how wut blondes
hafta put up wit…
n liek: for millions o years
or however long invented
…every buddy else, inna whirled:
we're reelee the only ones they…
canna stand, only readon for war
every thingy else is justa cover…
n iz startin ta show
a lil embarrassin…
not alla us know…
but, sum've sed…
ay, yo… y'know…
daz jus …bein…
chased underground
for a coupla dozen…
or so generat-ions…
you give evolution another chance
it'll caomae up wit sumn fidderent?
so, they did… they putta
buncha us back in… the
place where they do that
pteradactyls flyin around
light source somewhere;
they think iz …gruuvy…
floatin around bumpin
…inta each orther…
see if it functions?

so, a …mill-ion…
years from …now
…archaeologists…
lookin at Mt. Mo-Rush…
'll think it's The B-Tones?
n every buddy digits the
Stone fun Rollers, but…
it's like Lo-Nod, in there
…every buddy's gotta…
position on the breakup
…usually a …favorite…
sum times a lil fanatical
(no buddy's a musician
mebbe daz yer thingy)

n so, now… it
…seems liek:
yer …satyin…
"o yo… well…
i don wanna…
take part in that
schtickity …dat
ain whirkin, so
…i ain havin
…nuttin ta
do wittit

they're dice;
ya… bet yer
orther stuff?

izzit sposedta be
…discouraging?

mebbe …they jus… (ok, so)
…all think we're awe-some…
that's why they dress liek us;
n ok, we were all, already, all
dressed alike alla time, havin
perfected fashion long ago…

wut …musicians …do is, see…
we …fade inta a …population…
make it seem liek they could be
…half as …cool as …we, if they
gave it half a try, so… (mo-math)
seems less more-null, ironically?

that, expressed mathematically
is jus how our character sheet
relates to that situation, partly
…whether we know about it
or are in …favor of it or not
is …immaterial / irrelevant
/ incidental; so incindiary?

The Hedonists TM had
the smiliest driver, but:
it …never lefta cockpit

…pretty relaxed,
for yer foist time

would you marry…
ok, Varry Header…
if he weren't famous
n din even wanna be
n …not rich, either…

this is our favorite show;
we hafta see how it ends

n ya wanna hear tales o triumph?
just in case ya can getta repeat it,
but then it needs ta be more-null?

…n then they have ya do thingies
ya canna hayalp but get yelled at,
ta kinda tryn discourage that in ya

rember how they usedta say…
don ever be two-faced…
n indirectly, but…

ah, our hearts're
inna right place…

n …wut else would
they be …sellin, if
we're …wanderin
off so confused…

our art chackraes
're missin, though

we're gonna need
…gems n trinkets

n kinda like how it's
shameful to smile…

n they'll never
admit it, but…
that's jus how
they want ya

liek if ya can…w
laugh at yerself…
wut if it's only you?

priorities…
boundaries

as …long as
…yer bein…
loyal enough
it don matter
really, to wut

jus put yer heart down,
the lasers'll auto-scan?

n they figgered out how ta do it?
…they get alla celebrities, see…
n wait til they get sooper famous
so… no one'll suspect any thingy
n invite em uip to the penthouse
…where the UFO/RV AI/IA sez:
thany for yer service, bringin it:
to …our …attention, here's the
resta the fun universe, all as is
time for ya ta be a star …there
…out there, amongst a stars…
n yer liek …wut could be better
n they …never do say, do they;
jus… re-place ya wit AI-ndrods
…who do alla yer appearances
frum …that point forward, but it
don remotely matter ta anyone
so, never mind that finer print?
…anyways, these AI-ndrods…
alla got… Pocket Time Portals
so: They jus keep goin back n
back …further in …time …til…
they, as you, the famous one?
comedian / performer / etc. 're:
maneuvered to be less famous
fewer submissions, commercial
redefining art, n …as ya do, but
it's not even really about That?

…so, The Real Artists are more
easily discerned …amongst the
background noise o audiences
naturally emulating approval…
emanating immitation flattery?
emiting radiaion of that variety
…meanwhile, yer on tour inna
nother parta the whole galaxy;
canna believe yer luck, bumpin
inta fellow bipeds occasionally?
n then, someone walks up ta ya
…n not the celebrity first-person
but, The Authentic Alleged Artist:
still on earth as yet undiscovered
n remaining true to the paradigm
…n they say: "wow, you must be
(the one celebrity left on earth)'s
biggest fan / fan-club precedent
doin all artistic etc proper yerself
however fidderently, so you must
reelee get / digit …jus… art, itself
whith… Then, it's no biggie dealio
…bein invited up to the UFO/RV…
maybe no one might even notice?
mine has an elevator, built right in

though it is hard ta concentrate:
when ya gotta AI-ndrod gigglin…
behind ya, every thingy ya think?
so, there's …a pocket universe, in
the AI-sterod where comedy's from

on wit
yer bit

…so, wait…
lemme get…
dis straight…
so, if yer …id:
con-trolls yer
…superego…
then …proper…
misinterpretation
…by the whirld, of…
your ideae of yerserf
…is vital to the survial
of …not only …botha…
those thingies, but …any
buddy / thingy in its way?
kinda liek lettin yer ancient
primal dinosaur ancestors
drive yer UFO/RV around
cuz they're …smelly n so
jus gett do wut they wan
…including lockin ya's…
You, its fun descendent?
inna hollow primal room?
n then claimin iz yer fault
including broadcastin that
on all subspace channels
…n sayin that's…
all ya care about;
so, needta be not
taken …seriously
…hah-pens
alla …time?

mebbe they jus don wanna tellya waz goin on
cuz …their whole happy furutue relies on yer
cluelessness n …misinterpretation o reality,
so… guessin incorrectly yer only real skill?
but… can't jus say this, over n over again:
cuz …then, they hide beyond the horizon
which: we know how those realms feel…

yer gonna hafta set over there
cuz i sedda magic whird again

rage-less futility
is wut they're
…whirkin for
…i think…

well, then…
who would
then; goll
…*poof*

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surely, ya musta hearda
nonbelievers before n…
guided em alonga path
towards enlightenment
…hah-pens alla time…

izzit that: They'd
…be off-ended?
…levela kinda…
embarrassment?
…n perhaps only

justa tool, wunna many
whose / which / that…
usefulness …may be
"sum" real number
greatern zero…

so, i havva excuse n
i will …not upset you
if that's okay wit you

yeah, i …missed out
…onna lotta …guud
…luck… in me lief…
i'll tryn whirk onnint?

not always good best ideae ta rush
…how much encouragement etc.…
ya been exposed to in yer day / lief
turned outta be immediately satire
most ridiculous thingy ever hearda

but, drvgs ain'
every buddy's
excuse, now
…are they?

the pleasure…
centers… TM?

…sometimes… i feel i …have…
nuttin ta con-tribute to a whirled
…so, i will …always be alone…
lacka… nuttin ta …sell or trade

(safer whirds)
…by the …time…
they getta round ta
checkin off alla boxes
summa em or most will
've gone stale and/or bad
so then they hafta start over
since they been whirkin by the
…hour… my, that …is strange…

when a bully con-fronts ya's
wut they're Reelee sayin is:
Yer bullyin Them, alreddy?
even jus wit yer schtickity
provin… sucha thingy is:
known for a fact to exist;
orther-wise, they wouldn
be deep-endin onnit so?

human…
ingenuity

they're only mean ta ya
…or anyone else any
…cuz yer wub-able
…the real dealio…
n jealous or not…
blowin their cover

the scientific method TM is the
only way we know any thingy
…even how ta tie our shoes
n they know this, yet still…
they insist …we jus…
take their whird for it
or, wut… they won't
…liek us anymore?
i think we know they never did
n couldn …possibly becomae
interested in that sorta thingy

…they want us ta…
Think they're crazy

…sometimes i think they
don even wanna liek us
…as much as they say
they wish they could?

so, we're meant to think it's us
…but really, it's the …thingies
we're meant to deep-end on?
…which are …failing us /
…behaving anomalously
so… we're the ones not
living up to …realistic
expectations any, so
…behaving properly
so, we're have-nots?
even That's all good?

ya needa safe-whird
…ya big bay-bee…

…we think …if ya…
trvst us… n ya do…
we're smartern you

i'm …sorry you think the
only …thingy it could…
possibly …be about…
is how …wifggy that is
…but, i'm… more sorry
you can even Think that
…but i'm… Most sorry…
you can… Only think that
…er… sorry… i …don…
even… Do "sorry," really?
"please" n "thanky" either
dun hah-pen in me cvltvre
/ environment / ecosystem

not even makin
funna hippies…
this is all organic

only non comedian
…frum my plannit?

computer, couldja's
…jus… discredit…
conscientiousness
…constantly / inna
fun …background…
then …sort by That?

jus the only thingy that'll make em laugh
so we hafta do it once inna while, kinda like
the only way that joke can be thoughta even
is if someone's so frustrated wit the frustration
n ramifications that free association is automatic

try settin down
foist, then pull
yer pants up?

…n then, ya say,
whirds ta effect…
(n sumn foist, but)
"you got friends
…wuzzit liek?"
which is justa
only / oldest
comae-back
…inna book…
in sitcoms for…
millions o years,
n …any galaxy?
so every buddy's
hoida it / iz liek a
common iderae?
n only thingy wut
may've saved…
sum …countless
innocents, but…
still …banned by
…sum …orthers?
let's make em pay
n then …finally we
can …find out wut
…That's alla bout?

izzit a same purple
that we needta jus
gahed n givvem a
benefit of a doubt?

if iz order canna
…be dis-turbed
…iz …nature?

telegraphing
normalizing
invalidating
…benefit o
the doubt?
…tenuous /
dubious, but
…compelling

so then, justa
liek minded…
acquaintance
mebbe, then?

cuz if alla our needs n interests…
're petty n never remotely overlap
ya don needta …try so hard ta
…divide n fun …conquer us?

wut i get frum dis document is…
that there's sumn in here i need
ta not only pay attention to, but
…becomae a fun …expert on
so much so …that, if i don't:
i'll not know sumn i needta
n then …forever miss out?
n it'll only be me own fault
n however unfair it seems:
that'll  be me own fault, too
…for …not payin attent-ion
/ knowin …wutta whirled is
…so …fake …advertising?
then if that's too nice / kind

y'know how there's thingas
i don ask ye ta do, so ya…
never even …hearda em?

Canna-Duh-AI has
…how many state
capitols we have
…though, right?

…but, if …they're…
Not messin wittus…
there …should be…
a …clear path ta…
compliance, right?

jus every once inna while
…glance atta audience…
outta …corner o yer eye?
as in… af: in an …aside…
only a… ridiculous purple
would begin ta fall for that
…just in …case they're…
tryna pulla wooly over ya's
…whirks every fun time…

babble-on-ian
propaganda?

…wut if… turns out…
every …orther bot…
izza villain reelee…
n even you never were
alla long / whole time…

n in …orther…
new findings…
Asteroid Man…
wuz packed away
de-fendin a star-gate

…chess pieces
…you'll …find…
have …very little
…credibility wit…
o geez, you think
i'm Chess-Whiz?

being comfy enuf
…ta be enslaved…
iz wut denial is for…
only purpose so far…

so, ya dunno how ya are…
n ya… dunno how ta be…
dya have …exact values?
cuz we may be lookin for
…well, wut use / guud…
couldja possibly fun be?

if anya em make ya's
jus gahed n realize…
yer the boos n ta jus
tellem alla ta be nice
n stand at attent-ion
…until further notice
…they might notice?

cuz where the salts collect
that becomae …smelly so
…they got …readon ta be

n wit if the …rabbit hole …hazza
tiger trap sum where atta bottom
liek sum secret room that makes
ya …care about alla wut it takes

sum gags / bits
're de-signed ta
make ya snap…
outta sumn, so…
they're …called…
fun …smelly salts

however wut ever
yas think i am, it…
ain been enuf yet?
lessa course it has

…if you …owe yer…
existence ta cynicism
…dunnit …de-serve…
more our loyalty more?
…or …that …couldn…
possibly whirk …either

dr. karen wuzza princess
n remains disgruntled…
but specially patient 100
Bank Frenlin… the wise

if it can… possibly be
made easire… ta jus:
do wut i tellya, then…
izza bout negotiat-ion

chat-bot in-sists
we seemta be
pressin our…
own buttons

…we feel encouraged…
ta go away uninformed
or is that discouraged
but if we dunno that
it cancels out again

…we …squirm away
frum …truth, now…
cuz, we're afrayeda
the con-sequences

…we …expect it…
inna hah-pennin…
or, must …not be /
couldn possibly be
if the automatic justioce
we're sure is on autopilot
hasn't activated
that's our signal
how ta react
not bein important enough
ta be informed beforehand
jus …wunna the masses…
wunderin wutta weather is

…new …or jus…
mostly …knew…
helps us answer…
the …quest-ion: id,
ego, or superego…
whose mappa the
whirled… dya's…
most …believe?

every thingy there is
ta know about …cuul
so …embarrassing?

perhaps if we had more intel on…
jus exactly wut they're seemingly
all fakin such guud munna so…

we're toys that go bonk
…our only real purpose

can we jus make a sign that sez
…we deserve …infina re-spect
jus even… years in advance…
even if it one / eon day only, is:
available inna forma distance?

jus say whoa
n never why,
n as if that's
all more-null

they will interrupt justa yell at ya
but… That's wuz so important
…cuzza wut… That all Duz?
n… not justa… You, but…
to a whole fun whirled…

cuz if iz all guud…
besta be surprised?

…well… i din think i…
could talk ya outta it n
i never …hearda any
argument against it
…n since we're…
usedta me jus…
defaulting to…
must be me…
whenever, if…
jus …alacrity?

/
/
/
/

…how izzit that's…
not wut you meant?
and/or… how izzit
yer that …dumn?
yer a commercial
for lie detectors…
how izzit that's…
not… oh… wut?

to whom is it…
more important
…wut you think?

if ya …tricky talk yerself: inta thinkin
…iz …important ta be mean… but…
it don reelee whirk for orther thingies

mebbe a more balanced diet for me, musically
…is …a coupla hours Acoustic, one hour Bass
…per week …n then, an hour a day o Electric;
so, that's… A, B, n E… where's yer C n fun D?
…profits n …comets
…there's …always a
profit-C, n a comet-D

findin where the funny
is could be easier, then

so, ya'd rather have evil
runnin through yer veins
than wut ever …toxicity?
i guess i'm puttin up wit…
so… tough is threatening,
not …enduring, so much?

if it could …possibly be…
bad for me …or …anyone
around me / …emanatin…
frum sum "haha… psych"?
then that's wut it Must be?
any even alleged curiosity
cuz: we swore ta promise
ourselves, see… jus we'd
never lettit hah-pen again

there's magic in places…
if ya know wutta do wittit

i am in tune wit
…dis plannit's…
magnetic field…
i can …tell it ta
do stuff, cuz…

n our …credibility is …onna …line?
now …especially, for …sum readon
not… knowin wutta expect frum that

if erring onna sidea caut-ion, for you… means
…imagining… jus …the most unimaginable…
w'ever uncomfortable inconvenient pessimism
the biggiest misunderstanding …imaginable…
jus cuz …izza only thingy wut ever hah-pens?
then, err onna sidea that… the unexpected…
surprisin how no one ever guesses that one

ay, as long as yer goin back in time
pick me uppa coupla hallow-gens?
…you know, the incadescent kind
or, wut ever they have back then

but wut if izza potential disaster
only now ya jus don notice em?
zat conscientiousness attacked
or we… jus take iz temperature

…we're …deep-pressed…
cuz …every buddy's mean
n it… don matter wut we do
or how nice or mean we get
…so'll prolly never chancge

n dun matter wut ya do
…there's …lotsa tonsa
…thingies… ta fun do?
but jus wouldja do it all
…for a buncha cash…

we need ya ta guess incorrectly more…
n then never give up guessin incorrectly
…be …so in wub wit guessin incorrectly
ya don even see any thingy worng wittit

…so, yer in denial about…
the defintion o impossible?

jus connect the dots…
jus all where we been?

1279
…
1280

you …tricked me …inta
deservin punishment…
for being too trusting…
n …now …that yer:
kinga the whirled…
ya madea rule that
sez that waz okay
only not anymore
/ not if dun ta you
or by any buddy
but you…
but ya's…
don even:
say …that
…we tricked you
inta fallin for that
/ bein… liek that /
thinkin it'd …whirk
/ …thinkin: ya'd…
getta way wittit…
n now, yer jus…
sayin / showin
by example…
that ya got this fa
forcin us ta show /
display / pre-sent…
wit yer permission…
dunno how ta thanky…
specially for a rainbows…

they crossed …sum line…
where they …think they…
canna …blab… a… bit…

i give purple panic attacks
…iz wut i do… for a.bout.a
…coupla …dozen, or so…
shells …per silly-cycmel…
or …however long it takes
…any buddy else panickin
peripherally / …tertiarily…
don even count, so… sum
purple tryn be: economical

…so, anyway…
iz why we say…
ya gotta be ever
…vigilant …onna
island fulla weirdos
…cuz we're a water
plannit… so: islands
're …jus… so weird

kinda liek how
any comic strip
character has…
sumn: internally
/ built right in…
where we never
…hafta go to a…
bafroom, i mean:
it'd be silly, right?
havina comic strip
…about goin to a
…fun …bafroom?
i mean, even if…
that's Not what
it's sposedta be
about… that's…
Wut it'd be about
…cuz iz so weird?
n than ya'd havva comic strip
where that'd be iz thingy
or wut iz known for
n so if there's any
currency innit

well, wut're the
coconut trees
…for, then?

…they…
sense…
different
patterns

n alla these coconuts
strewn onna ground,
dispersed randomly

the emo comics…
had better / more…
enduring circulation?

Buy-den e-con-om-ics TM…
sure tooka while ta get here

n i think the model / motto
is trvst no one, but… so…
did i …wsrite dis …script?
make ya promise n swear
notta …ever fun wake me
no mattyer …fun …wut…
justa prove invulnerability
/ sum point ta any thingy,
test sum thin ice, safely?

yer …maps o the whirled
from… id, ego, superego
…sooper-impose …upon
each orther, while sleepin

…anmy real
…hedonist…
would havva
…decadent
…starship
container

n those who
dream these
dreams …for
…the purple?

can ya be more
…accidentally /
coincidentally /
…injuriously…
inconvenitnely
inconsiderate?
…prolly tolly…

…wut if we…
jus din have:
per-miss-ion
…ta know…
sumn new?

even jus …doin wut yer told…
can be a… forma …bravado…
…but …squeezed for …every…
droppa …passion …imaginable…

\
\
\
\

…wait… can
…fidderent…
technologies
de-tect …etc.
each orther?

so, the …flip sidea
…this …go-chip…
we gotta lotta gray
areas between us?

we may hafta trade uypo
summa our nicer thingies

the id-iojns
're …nah…
sposedta…
interract wit
thingies wut
matter, say
more-nully
so, see…

coupla dozen or so…
bagazilolion zerl-gons
between dinosaurs n…
say, purple liek yerself
…onna svrface o yer:
alleged space plannit
…fiddicvlt ta fathiom

inclvding the inability
ta plan for certa-ion…
events / contingencies

ok, tuesday morning…
base coaching… TM…
gotta be sum openings

mom, ima martian…
n iz …nah… jus me:
secret …identity, iz…
wut i reelee wanna be
…sorry, i gotta leave…

duzzit divide n conquer
…in …undetectable…
unpredictable ways?

so …as far as…
yer fun …portals
're con-cerned…
yer whirled is flat:
a disc, surrounded
by walls o fun ice…
n dis… go-chip of a
…ok, space plannit
hazza fun flip-side,
to it …wit …many
layers inbetween
we call right-side
ups… politically
n they all know
wutta …realio
…dealie is…
how ta map
in 4D …so
can climb
ice walls
on their
outer…
perm-
iters?

deep-ends how ya smile…
Goblins n space-bots TM…
operatin inna same theater?
how dya …flippa …channel?

Bill, the Saber Toothed Tiger
…sets onna …steps o the…
Building of Higher Purpose?
witta basket: half fulla rocks
…n possibly a story ta tell…

(we get 'ental coverage)
n sum buddy'll makea
documentary about
alla dis, one day…
carefully …enuf…
explainin it ta us…
but, who will make it…
wut species will they be
…izza …only thingy on:
anyone's… mind, today?
except for …this… here…
wretched example o despair
…perched liek a sentinel…
amid …shadows o doom
…after we break for…
these messages…

n ya …wish we
din even needa:
power o positive
thinkin, no more

justa heds up
i'm re-mov-in
an element o
our …velocity
…perpetuator?
since …there's
no …more, say
…sugar in our
say, gas-tank

but nuttin ta whirry about
should be all guud, if we
…con-fine our testing ta
jus …certain parameters
…do we know how that?

only that they had created us
…n then, that they hadda go
…jus… *poof* *zoom* …so…
but …lookit alla dis neat stuff?
…sposedta be for distracting?

Czu i dunno yer not off-ended
by sumn not meant ta be that
these're natural human rights
're we allowed ta notice em?
or, do we …more tryn relax

so, wut if:
sum curses
're blessings
…due to the
…course yer
on-takin now…
gettin ya outta…
havina dealio wit
a resta a universe
jus dis last errand
…wearin lil
…beads o…
metal atoms…
onna neuroins
in yer brain…
n nmot justa…
make ya suffer,
butta …pre-vent
the …Are-t frum
even hah-pennin

thingies that jus:
don get better…
canna …possibly
never hearda it…
nicer waya sayin
…o course it is…

i was only …sloppy cuz i
was nervous around em
n i think they know that
n now, that i don mind
eithera …those states
all jus: statea mind…
which is stilla state?
but, you've survived
still have yer status?
n dunno why i bother
n …all wut else jus…
whirks every time…

maximized coefficients…
informed by each orther's
…substances n products
…n skills n traits, even…
sooper-imposed, upon…
each orther while sleepin

neuroplasticity
…we're only…
so subservient
…to our deities

first, they make
us cry …then…
they make us…
whine about it?

…make us:
able ta say
we gave it
all we had

it's …not that it's …notta perfect fit, for me?
like how it is for sum orthers, respectively…
or that i'm jealous of their position favorably
but it duz seem …exactly liek it's de-signed
…exactly against me, n …even specifically,
especially noticing that …disqualifies me…

dya …think we could …talk em inta
…trickle up financing TM… cuz it…
makes more sense mathematically

…Grampa Venty…
inventor o inventin
…tried ta not lettit
…go to his hed…
(n jokes liek that)

so, jus… access ta clves, then
…n …agency ta say "nuh-uh"?
the …irony of denial / "wut-ism"
/ "well, we know iz sumn scary"
…n nuttin can be dunna bout it

…are there purple…
laughin atta naivete /
gigglin outloud, even
albeit eventually, any
at sum stupendously
…simple / easy-ist…
tryna do real science
while any n alla dis
wut ever it is… is…
goin on regardless
…instead… whole
…time / alla long?

the conscientious unengaged TM
'll deem emselves unengageable
dazza weakness of nicer purple
even if yer caught red-handed
whirkin for an evil-isty boass?
doin alla these thingies to em
yer offa hook if thery digit ya
but izza unliekable purple's
ideae of a liekable purple?
so: wudda They …value?

so you jus getta win
…even …when ya…
know yer …worng…
or izzit expesiclally?

iz immature… ta leap ta
conclusions, cuzziz lazy
(also jus followin orders)
jus gettin yelled at whirks
or… jus yellin at …orthers…
so …they reassure ya by jus
not bein mebbe wunna those
n wut else whirks every time?
check that category ta sort by
long as we're checkin boxes
or wut else clipboards're for

…we can…
tell when…
we're an…
xperiment

we measure how much
yer neural pathways are
stimulated by …ideaes…
like these …n so also this
n if we can be outsmarted
by that… jus image-in wut
alla albatroses undetected

when we in-vent
so, per-miss-ion
ta self- re-spect
…smelly-salty…
…gags / …bits…
the cloud be-ins
(there's a rumor)
jus… up-loaded
…emselves n…
no one's …hoid
frummem since?

hidin behind new faces…
so: standard dirty tricks…
mainly: sneaky …n bossy

we wanna gettem to / so…
all we hafta do is lookit em
not even grumbly scowlin;
n they'll jus …do wut ever
(we ask em that nicely to)
wit out even askin reelee
n then …not havina …look attem
n …then alla our wildest dreams
before we even know it ever any
de-velop-ion time travel technology TM
make those thingies not even hah-pen
which detail oriented will then become
priority optimizable n insulated initially

n as to: imperfect calls…
wut're we sposedta think
…izza …definition …of…
an… illegitimate person
…someone who thinks
…there …could …be…
sucha …dealio thingy?
obviously / ironically…
automatically, id-ions?

mebbe they're sayin:
we don …need any
fun lie detectors…
and they're crazy

we should all be so
morally invested in:
seemin less liek jus
so incredible sillies?

n then they'll …spin it at ya
…ta protect the innocent…
ya must pretend yer guilty

the readon why
bein so too shy
'll never garner
any fun mercy…
iz purple're tryna
pre-tend they don
even know wut yer
…tryna talk about…
n …summa Them…
're tolly fakin… That

when i wuzza kid
…My Granders…
made me watch /
digit: U-wub-I-C…
it wuz still on then

photons swim n swirl around us
…izza forma telekenisis, just as
…levitation is jus movin yerself

we dismiss the laws o physics
ta get ridda laws o chaos any
…thus: implying, logically…

as angry as …yer allowed ta be
…canna be avoided, but …we
can rewrite those parameters

…pro-fit-C?
v co-met-D

n wuzza cough-E for…
cuz then the AI frum IA
'll think we reelee exist?

yes, well… if it were an
environment conducive
to the connectin o dots 

jus connect the dots…
jus all where we been?

n then, chart
a path back
ta where we
meant ta go?

on this map of the alleged known universe
…frum all 3 …upside down perspectives…
do we havva …common reality visualized?

no miracles are left behind
…therefore, any stragglers
must not believe in magic?

Mono-ploy, the game TM…
started out as a guud ideae
…we got any morea those
out there …sum where?
we can …nip inna bud
/ con-vert ta whirkin
For us …instead?

1280
…
1281

jussat we're
sposedta be
so fun usedta
bein so fun unwelcome
how're ya sposedta tell
…when ya…
reelee are?

…i thought it wuz…
unanimously …silly

any thingy inna
Ray Gun voice:
is …auto scary
any thingy inna
Say Gun voice:
is …auto funny
…but, ya hafta
be all sciencey

whirried about…
bein tricked inta
bein …nicern…
necessarryu…

they know how…
scary they seem
…though, right?

that's the thingy
it thrills you wit
how spicy it is
n then …jus…
washes you up
…onna …shore
…sum …where?
no one's …sure…
how they got there
…many have tried
…ta find fun out…

rember, we're onna
fishin… expedition?
we're nah sposedta
even smell nice any

computer, list alla fun
cuul / cuuler / cuulest
alleged dealio thingies
…cheapern a coupla…
dozen or so bagazillion
…there moren a coupla
dozen or so bagazillion?

…y'know… when ya…
write yer own comedy…
how dya know …the joke
isn't really on you… jus…
tryna find sumn that isn't?

…we hadda align witta…
faction o bossy boasses
…only purple know how
ta run thingies, anymore

you will be alone or
…told ta shaddap…

we think they're sayin,
perhaps preemptively,
so, preliminarily …that
we don havva right ta…
know where we're right?

izzit: exorcising my free-dumn o speech,
ta wanna go study free-dumn o speech?

so, Now wut:
we hafta wait
ta be sued for
bein fun nice?

iz liek they're
tryna con-troll
our e-motions?

…wut if we don…
have any alreddy
/ canna possibly
be af-fected by
…even That?

…jus so ya know…
thought we'd tellya?

jussat, wutcha saw…
that ya saw us, n also:

all wut we stole frum ya
…ta make it all possible

when the scientists get here
…we're …all gonna be in…
trubble / …hassle, though?

…so, we may not be the…
best inna whirled attit, but:
we're on the stage …now

cuz way back then, there
was no …mechanism ta
…sue em inta oblivion…
saber toothed tigers TM
…may have had the…
"law …on their …side"
but no one seriously
thought they had…
halfa fun chance?

we threw rocks
attem …for fun
…wut …our…
space plannit
was known for
now, we do this

cuz yer a genius;
jus not nurtured?
too few ever are?

don whirry …if they
do any thingy crazy
we …can jus …say
they're crazy, now
…they athe that…

ya read me so well
ya know i ain lyin?

bettern the drvg that tvrns
…pain inta pleasure, huh?

…mosta the …things
…technology can do
…we needed ta do…
before the technology
…wuz even invented…
or known ta be needed
…til now…
this duzzit
all for ya…
see, if ya…
havva 4, or
5 digit IQ…
ya don hafta:
so-peciualize
in science, or
medicine, or
…music, or…
comedy, even
every buddy's
got alla that…
right offa bat /
still onna rack;
so jus imagine:
wut all they're…
upta orther-wise
…anyway, they
gave us this…

they're addicted ta bein mnad
cuz it makes em inta heroes?

alla my inner children
wish i were nauseous
enough ta puke …alot

n they'll …scold ya…
for bein scareda em?

mebbe they jus don
…liek us anymore?

cuz we're too nice?
…so jus instinctual

i'm not pretending to be nice / kind
but the dichotomy reinforces itself?

we dunno we havva righta complain?
we're …tryna keepa open enuf mind?

yer boasses hide
behind new faces

n ya wanna …rail n …rage …against the
machines, wut promised us they'd whirk
…but ya know there's no such thingy…
they're all …unprogramable abacuses
n wut if they evolve / develop unions?

n never thought ya
had permission, eh?
n then, they getcha so
yer unable ta image-in
not bein unconscionable

…it …wouldn be wut…
ya …agreed to, then…
so izza bout perception…
n official definition, if any?

can we jus say…
Your life matters?
anyone else's lief;
when do we get to
…my life matters?
…any life matters?
so… if it matters…
it …must be alive?

…next up on…
iz yer own fault
for fallin for it…
now yer dun for
curtains credits
…ads anyways

…closeup… lighting…
now, did you pro-miss
…ta have n ta hold…
dat which wuz: outta
getcha's, alla long…
in fronta witnesses?

so, any buddy …out inna whirled
…after dark… moanin n writhin…
layin inna street, alla hayalp-less
…de-serves …ta get wut next…
they're: Zombie entertainment?
no possibility o any orther skills
useful, enuf, ta protect society?
to prefer a …furutue possibility
…but don alt(e/a)r a time-line?

cuzza definition of a politician
n no matter who wut it is even
by far mosta em, for each one
…most purple who hearda em
jus hearda the name… dunno
wut they're about, jus …scary
…so, we D-sided notta land?
…but our C-side is oblivious
n that should be …obvious;
unless yer, wut …con-fuzz

we still needta makea list…
n it seems liek iz gonna be:
the longest list ever made?
…only …runnin outta time

we're sayin: it seems like…
we don havva right ta exist
if we jus …disagree wit ya,
on …any subject there is?

we re-serve
our attention
for …thingies
we're mnad at
…it jus …takes…
too much energy

cuz our safety Is at stake
…n it's …jus only ever…
society's discomfy-fort…
getsta win cuzzit jus duz

they get our teevee n…
wannus ta see theirs…

jus runnin …sum…
scenarios, by us…

they're …tryna…
treat us liek how
they think they
…de-serve ta
be treated…

…we dunno we…
don hafta …put up
wit… wut, again?

the wimmein …on my whirled?
sed i was too …effeminite… ta
mask their own …masculinity?
n keep orther examples away
…which is …primal shame n
toughest ta …untangle, so…
sum use for …that energy?
but iffa tables were toined:

oh, yeah: space-plannit Yo
colonized orther whirlds, yo
…long time since dinosaurs
…Pole Ox is on their ecliptic
/ parta their fun zodiac, so…

…you don havva…
hostile audience…
expectation… dya?

…i din …know
it wuz …okay
…ta …be on
me own side

n …boasses
n bad guys…
they all got…
unions, right?

the last thingy ya wan iz…
an unsatisfied customer…

…sounds like they knew…
they …c/w/shouldn …get…
any buddy better ta pick on?

then you would know
…we would say yer…
intoxication affected?

so, crazy enuf ta nah
de-serve any rights…

…ay, we're the…
ones on yer side
in any n alla dis

we jus prefer ta display it
inna forma re-spectin ye
don even fun …needit?

…n then, wut ever else…
i'd actually write after that

yer the …one who believes
inna …alleged fun author n…
expects ta be taken seriously

…do you think…
they need to think
that how they think
…is not …not okay?

see, we de-signed ya so's…
the thingies yer focused on…
're wut all we're least guud at…

if in order to …con-diser an ideae?
ya hafta believe it whole heartedly,
fully shutting all orthers out, that's:

so, if yer guy
thinks iz bein
jus picked on
n that's okay

see, so …if yer
always …down
on someone…

…n then, disco-rage…
became… disco-rave?

n then, someone thought
…frisbees n skateboards…
were a guud ideae, so wut?

so… long as i don give up,
i'm …notta abject failure…

…so, jus: give inta the
unpredioctability o the
natvral chaos fractal?
liek if we hadda logo
n puttit onna t-shirt?
that would represent
that so reciprocally…
that jus meant: "guud
luck" so much so that
purple'd rub our heds

n then if our famous last whirds
were jus: "famous last whirds"?
anyone could say: we were the
luckiest thingies ever, n so any
n alla dat'd be whirth any effort
as commercials for Before typo
n then sayin even Daz all guud

we thought they were jokin…
there could be any use for us

tryna milka Profit-C
outta any Comet-D
…easily justa ripoff
…easy Credit ripoff

it's con-disered rvde:
ta sniffa sales pitch?
'ow're ya even… offa
yer …space plannit?

i'm …off on an
…expedit-ion?

as a punchline
…ta any setup

dirty dishes TM
…came to me…
inna dream, sed
"there's no place
…for us, in any…
orther buddy's lief
…can…" n then…
they …trailed off…

we all do tend to…
file fidderent sortsa
information away, n
…so fidderently, too

wouldn it be …nice…
if we could …all jus…
havva lista quest-ions
n fun …getta em all…

jus: no experience…
wit …alacrity, then…

it's liek yer whirkin against me
…only don even hafta admit it
…we penalize for that, also…
're ya tryna whirk That angle?

make …websites…
the ones they make
…only about silly-af…
alleged type purposes
…n then we do lunch?

if i wanna mis-spell schtickity
…izziy my …fore-din type-o?

the realio dealio fun thingy?
izza purple ain even happy
as dazza hole-ball gamne

cuz nunna deze charges
'd …schtick …ordinarily
/ …ain even …comedy

the personificat-ion…
o wut oiur neigh-bors
…so de-test-eth so…
we need insulat-ion?

wut if i wanted to
rule out all trolls?
no herbin, fishin,
minin, fun nuttin

we don permit…
every connection
there possibly is?

how could we do that,
but… wit-out involvin
the auct-ion house?

cuz, if ya canna
…possibly be…
honest, even:
Then, then…

…write a note…
modern script…
contemporary medium
…puttit inna clay jar…
bury it inna ground…
n say: haha, yer jus
kiddin, iz reelee jus
wut ever year dis is
n they can tolly tay'll
…they have lazers…

but, You fell for That
iz wut …this is alla
…testament …to?

where you sit all day
…one atom atta time
inna upside downs…
forms a telegraph line
…to a lower realms…

a real day job
so well dun…
don: Hafta be
moren oncea
zerl-gon or so

…tough ta handle:
bein …managed…
but …izzit morena
…inconveniencea
bein so complicit?

…needta feel more like they do
liek an absolute abject failure…
but if ya can't even feel like that
even when ya are so defeated
then you'll never be liek them;
so we jus make it about that…
n then at least yer defeated n
there may be energy in that?

…you …thought we were makin fun?
or ya …thought, is wut ya mean there

1281
…
1282

so, if you have the same thingy
they think iz for a same readon

n then, in the
unthinkable
realms…

…dark times are the only times
when darker purples purposes
're…n how much dya think ya
needta know how de-servin?

see, so… cuz, every new software package
manifests a new faction, wit-inna century…
we gotta ask: how do they differ in policy?

do you think the trvth
sez ya de-serve that…
kinda schtickity dealio?
…do you think …the trvth…
de-serves you liek that that,
thus sucha schtickity dealio
…would hafta …do wittit??

make it about…
wut… ever's…
unattainable?

they squirt ya up
outta that hole by
makin ya survive
/ askin that nice?

n new …shields n stuff?
…notice the windshields
're not cracked anywhere

i've found i wub me new UFO/RV
…cuz i wenta so much hassle…
n so: wuz next as a commodity

every thingy …is broken liek
iz me that's …broken, really

ok, we're gonna comae
out wit… Light Lite TM?
jus for …our purposes…
gonna save a loitta Time

…n then, when …time …expenads…
any excess lessn …total …tolerance
…iz… tolly complicit category, yeah

nuttin can possibly go right,
nuttin we can do about it, n
doncha know that alreddy;
wazza fun matta wit ya's?

iz …liek they're …tryna slip us
…anger management issues?
n not jus for the cvre classes?
…liek …i …sniff …royalties…

avoid bein dis-missed:
by sum buddy, late for
their vacat-ion flight?
'ow much cough-e?

maybe it'd be easier:
if i de-scribed …what
…i can …possibly do
…inna …time allotted

they're sayin… yer sayin…
you think …they're gettin…
you worng …on purpose…
all i wanna know iz izzit trve

so, the boasses know
their "customers" are
rightly so disgruntled
but also dismissible?

which every buddy knows, but
…so, jus …no …never …any:
clearin uppa mis-con-cept-ion,
even witta …powerful insight?

so, wub is jus sumn
ya can …say exists
so ya can… say ya
with-hold it …now?
n …sum mornings
…even …better?

you forgot ta picture
the local equivalent

…they seemta be…
dueling / competing
for attention …as to
who / …which a em
should be believed
…n offerin advice
such as how ta
…decode the
mysteries…

so, they wantcha ta:
think that cuzza dis?
n where duzzit stop?
when yer tired enuf?

can they quit
…pre-tendin
ta …get us?
n why not?

sum times
they jus…
pre-tend…
ta get us…
all worng?

jus cuz…
guud guys
jus so make
every buddy
…luuk bad?

n …bad guys
have unions…
they're called…
secret societies?

they have secret handshakies,
secret quotas, secret secrets n
secret other things, one imaines
…or maybe they're jus sayin that

…they'll…
be sayin…
we're not…
purple, next

the only …thingy i'm…
able ta …glean, is that:
every …buddy alreddy
knows …every thingy i
needta know alreddy n
refuses ta fun tell me…

n we're all victims…
o the un-victimized?

ya hafta …pat em onna hed
/ notice their pre-sentast-ion
…graded inna background…
aincha ever whirked re-tale?

the digital
ledgers…

jus don …forget any thingy
…inna for-gettin interval…
is where… we get stuff we
don wanna hafta re-count?

…readers…
tryna lern…
how ta fun
write, ok?

is there a …competit-ion for…
cost-controlled …in-dust-ries?
how dya getta dust inside em;
and/or dya hafta jus keep tryin

for tryna believe
wut we tell you…
set inna …dark…
corner …n shivver

…i hope it…
dun bother…
me still tryna
communicate
…wit… you's?

cuz every buddy
casually cautiously
rejectin ya… n tololy
…n as if is …opkay ta…
knows ya don deserve it…
but, will never acknowledge it…
cuz, they're scareda bein so treated
n so, every buddy's goin along wittit
n iuz shameful o ya's ta
puttem fun through it?
…n so… constanrtly
iz why yer cancelled

n we …do whirry…
cuz we tolerate…
any genocide…
but not anya…
our stranger…
fun roomies…
don set right?
nuttin fun to it

…cuz, there's a…
comedy routine…
onna tippa every
buddy's tongue?

so, we're either
naiive or rvde?
…specially for
tryna survive?
so, jus askin?
jus for askin?

prayer invalidates
…engineering…
trouble-shooting
…n hassle-fixing
…why're… ya's…
chargin em for it?

…wut sick twisted thrill dya get…
makin these purple so perplexed
…liek …droolin on emselves, n
tyrippin n… fallin …over stuff?

…there's whirds for…
intolerance n ignoring
almost as if no orther
…activity / potition is
available / possible?
…seems suspicious

we noticed ya havva
…21 hour flu …every
almosta year, or so…
n alsoa …smatterina
…id-iosyncracies…
yera dood alla long…
never even …sed nuttin
…longer we …put this off
…get alla yer orther fail-ins
outta a way before we start

our hobbies…
will define us…
we've checked…

conscientious kid
…tries to not be
…relegated ta
oblivion-ism

…yeah, i
din wan…
ya ta getta
worng ideae

this is who…
volunteers…
to protect us?

that they're sayin… n
even by jus not even
…sayin …any thingy…
they can getta way wittit
they alreddy have, n this is why
why alla dramma / alla tramma
why they wake up inna mornin
n do alla those orther thingies
why they in-venmted cough-e
…we givvem a readon ta be…
we might as well enjoy it too?
cuz we …won't have much
…time …for nuttin else…
(see, they're geniuses)

make em walok back n undo:
any alla sneaky doity trickies?

do you think …if we had
…equal rights… alla our…
problems would go away?

there izza overlap zone
wit maximum efficiency?

wut all would
We hafta type
…ta qualify for…
wut… privi-ledge?

…the privi-ledge…
to deny …services?
renounce yer throne

make any thingy ya need…
automatically not allowed…
but wit-out us even noticin?

cuz sometimes i can't breathe
n i …can't figure out how to…
n then …i get really panicky?

i digit wut ya's nipples 're tryna do
make me feel better (/accvrately)…
by complainin about similar thingies
but that's …not why i'm complainin
n i'm not even …complainin really
jus tryna stand under em directly
listin the givens …given …so far,
except mebbe yer frumma cvltvre
which don ever …do dat schtickity
unless izza time …for total fun war…
which, if daz alla ya known for awhile
i got me whirk cut out for me, cuz…
i'm obvioiusly frumma Before Time
n gotta get …back there, sum day
…or Then, reelee …more, mebbe
…see, wit sci-fiy, iz …fun funny…

n then, associated wit innocuous;
so jus: every thingy ya do, then?

you can juggle multiple items
even multiple complexities, if
ya …tolly know wut yer doin?
but… wut if wunna em starta
behaving kinda anomalously;
dya havva protocol for that?
…n wut if they …all starta…
behave kinda anomalously?
dya havva protocol for that,
dropping every thingy there
/ re-adjusting all in mid-air?
cuz… That might comae up

our hearts are broke cuz
…it wuz sposedta whirk?
…it's not gonna be okay,
wuz never sposedta be?

yes, every buddy thinks
i'm makin funna them…
ha-ha… joke's on me…

yes, that's very annoying
…ah, but it's …all for a…
good cause, though, so…

kinda like every time an
ad… interrupts dialogue
ya hafta drink n smoke?

ay, am i redefining you
…so my story schticks
…better to itself, man?

canna expecta be taken seriously
…witta sensea …humor… cuz…
bein sucha guud sport about it?
we think we're not doin our job

Buy-Then economics
…took me awhile ta
comae up with that

i'm embarrassed i dunno, so i ask…
n Yer …embarrassed i dunno, so…
don digit it at all that i ask… havva
whole plan, n lief ahead based on
…which …i din even know That…
spose ya don wanna talka bout it

…i'm embarrassed i
dunno, so i Don ask
…n yer …sposedta
…fun …know that…

…where izzit…
…ya don hafta
…try so hard?

jus… conscientiousness…
if you can laugh at yerself
it must be exploited… or
not possibly processed

…tryna figger out…
why yer …always in
…trubble / hassle…
alla while …bein so
scared sacred o it?

jus …tryna not …starve ta deth;
…not every buddy …has sucha
penchant / …flair for …honesty

yeah but …if ya make it about
if i dun me home whirk or not:
i getta make it about whether
ya'd resort ta sumn liek that
…cuz ya …feel ya …hafta?
see, so… silly is automatic

except …no buddy's
reelee ever expectin
any buddy ta ever call us back
or do …wut they sed they would
(no matter how important it is ta us)
so wut do they expect frum us, then
(ta be so clueless, n yer enforcin it)
yer liek a cable channel
that ain been paid, yet

i never learned, so
…i dunno how ta…
make ya understand
…the kinda re-spect
i require …cuzza alla
…overcompensating…
yer flawed personality?
but, i …think it's all stuff
you hafta do, i'm fine…

can we jus havva parade…
for alla purple who wanna /
needta change a subject ta
how egotistical we are, so…
that's all it's really alla bout?
wit confettit though this time

in-com-in:
…sign-al…
ahh, yess…
the ancients
're off-ended
we think such n so about em
n demand we go back in time
we're so smart…
wit our pocket…
time portals TM
n our utility belts …n flyin fun cars
n leave sum kinda stone or sumn
we'll recognize, our earlier selves
…ta say better thingies about em
so… they can rest easier, now…

simply, find
it …easier?

you have every righta be angry
but no schtick,in up for yerself
…izza general rule, i think…
yes, yer …self-esteem is…
far …superior …ta mine?

…we havva
…image, ta
…pro-tect?

1282
……
1283

…return ta us…
inna bagazillion
zerl-gons, when
ya …lerned yer
lessn …o time

unions v…
insurance?

yer yard-schtick
…their skulls…

so… say ya could say…
ya had …alla dis, but it…
wuz… justa coincidence?
liek, if: Only ya hadda key,
sum Proof there wuz sum
translation …understood
as intentional, obviously,
ta take seriously enough
…well, there it is… n yet
ya say ya remain… ever
doubtful… but, the same
…conscientious criteria…
duz not treat / respect all
ideaes fairly / fun equally,
sum orther interpretationa
basic premise assumption
wut: Coincidence would ya
admit ta existin, under… as
improbable hypotheticals…
yer interest con-cerns me?

…n the… traffic lights…
ya sit n …stare all day…
as if even… that's okay…
the red light never goes away
which usedta mean we were
bein shot down …wit lasers

but, ya don…
understand…
they're not …doin it
cuz they're …lazy,
or… any orther…
penalty readon…
wut, ya din reada
whole rule book?

n gaslit…
empathy
next…

…not ever AI-lens…
can lern yer language,
inna micro nano jus by
touchin yer fore-head
…not …alla …em…
hearda fore-heads

they need de-servin or not
ta …not even enter inta it?

desperately needta take
credit for that disaster
…for …sum readon

cuz you'll …always
be wubbed n we'll
never be …really
even welcome…
which parta that
do we needta be
completely ok wit
again …n again n
…again n again…
n so ok wit, nuttin
else is necessary
so why pretend?

so, now we jus kick ourselves…
whenever sumn's nah possible?

how many
substitute
science
teachers
ya got left?

…galaxies…
whirl… also?

…lernin is liek…
turnin around n
…seein a new
perspective…

why You think they needus
ta be so …mnad attem so?

…if only …the bad guys…
could comae up wit sumn
ta make …the guud guys
…jus… divide n conquer
emselves / each orther?

why they gotta be liek
jus so mnad alla time?

…supreme
…but, evil?

…n then, alla sudden, it…
whirks onna 2nd or 3rd try,
n so …they're liek: "wut, ya
impatient o 2nd or 3rd try?"
wut plans that in advance?
…they have our numbers

n then, it whirks onna
foist try, n ya feel silly

so, purple who have…
multiple demographics
n… alla em distorted /
…disenfranchised, etc.…
til izza only thingy about em,
n supported frum …fidderent
angles n sources n readons
figger iz their only chance?
followin that …treadmill
wherever it …leads…
n even especially if
iz …offa fun cliff?
n even alla long?
ya don …needta
…bully schtick?

…harda be…
deep-pressed
wit-out be-in…
deep-pressin?

thought ya were
fakin munna me
…jus …for the…
torture… value?

do you believe i'm innocent
not even outta getcha any?
…possibly be persuaded…

n how mucha that …are ya
even …eager ta put up wit?

cuz commercials, we're anti-
…any nice thingies anymore
…too annoying / distracting

ok, how bout: there's no way
anya ya're… scareda me
or'll …ever hafta either
…rule out or justify
any …thingy yer
…reelee upta?

n never mind …normal
…they no longer have
any framea reference
beyond / other than
tryna guess wutta
de-fend against /
reassure …inna
…case… oh…
rvled outward
…so, begone
 
dya never…
trick purple
inta tryna
escape…
so ya can
…shoot em
inna back?

you prefer…
sarcasm over
even secrets?
daz sacro-ledge

we'd give capitalism a chance…
but there's no buddy left… oh…

we're not here ta… join a union…
we're here onna whirled stage…
ta compete for best competitors
…when we hold hands,
it'll be to our advantage

…we needa …new…
definition o …alright…
if ya know wut i mean?

walked in on yer parents:
too late, too young, din ya
…n walked away resigned
/ shruggin, guessin that it's
…jus how they are… but…
for the …worng …readon?

…yer goin: outta yer way…
ta prevent me from knowin
…that which ya even insist
i should be expert alreddy;
that's both fists n armored
…yer gonna need training

cuz, in: the age o information TM
…education …becomes …albeit
eventually, much more common
n puns / typos are always foist?

see, so… in this context… it:
don matter if yer right or not?
they're jus gonna attack ya's
as if that's yer only purpose

wut if science …contradicts the amateurs
…who aren't really interested inna topic?
is then interest itself seemingly required
or can we jus say that enough for now?

n then… they
say …they're
…not even…
mnad, dunno
wut yer fun…
talkin about?

…n yer liek…
do you think…
i'm messin wit
You or sumn?

n be mindful
…orthers're
con-diserin:
yer annoyin

can we jus go… back in fun …time…
n create an easy misunderstanding
…if that's really all that's available
n make it so we deserve alla dis
so we don hafta tryn explain it?
or: putta stop ta sumn else…

cuz sometimes, ya go back in time
n there's …sum buddy, right there
alreddy …don even look liek you
tryna make yer parents not meet
(or grand parents, wut have you)
n yer liek: "ay, where'd ya get that
idea from even, did sum alternate
parallel …version o me send you?
n then somehow ya still exist etc.?
hah-pens alla fun time, yo… so…

y'know how inna low-rez image…
or 2-bit color, or sum low-af range
(a 2-cycle engine seems simpler?)
liek, any thingy ya even tryn touch:
only makes it whirse indiscernible?
seems there's no guessin correctly
n even givin up seems jus worng?

…how's that …line go?
"if ya think it's too hard…
or ya might not succeed
so don even wanna try…"
(…they don even wanna…
know us) …n …sposedta be
a fun …punchline, somehow?

i feel snubbed by elite-ism
do i needta know …sumn
…ya …refuse ta tell me?
n do i needta …guess…
soo incorrectly, that we:
hafta / getta perpetuate
dis end-less cyclea mis-
…snatdin-…undera any
thingy there even …is?

n then, if we re-spected
That, how embarrassin?
i don see any way outta
…dis… besides changin
every thingy about us…
but, there's no clue, yet
as to wut, exactly, so…
is that …how they say
they see Us as bein?
wut izzit, exactly, we:
needta putta stop to?

…yer sayin: see, ya…
caught em, right there
…hafta wannit, tho…

…do they …think we think…
we don even hafta show em
where the bulletin board is?

foist, the shell age, or
seashell age, ta you's

…every buddy
should jus get
…usedta bein
called ma'am

"n wudda You's all
…fuzzed up over"
…iz wutcha say…
when ya walk in…

group therapy…
for the whirled…

The Old EMpiricals
realized they dunnit
worng… incorrectly;
n it wuz… important
…ta gettit right, n…
if notta foist time…
well, dis's …wut…
they comae up wit

…bust emselves up…
inta many …teeny tiny
…pieces o fun purples

n then, have their enemies
(see, they developed those
by not …bein …harmonious
…witta …universe, exactly)
jus do wut comaes naturally

wouldn expect ta
…know wutta do,
or …ever be able
ta know …how…

meanwhile, those Essences
filter / percolate up Naturally
…wit naturally no memory o
any alleged earlier universe
…ironically inna function wit
the hyper-theoretical beings
who can never tella lie or be
rendered perfectly forgetful?

investigate, as is their duty;
get trapped …onna plannit,
fulla hostile lower lief forms
…con-stantly inundated wit:
disgruntlement vibes uncuul
…which: izza only cause for
war ever, any plannit history

n then, after jus bagazillions o zerl-gons
…every buddy uses their imagination…
we know you know we're innocent fuzz
but, jus liek ta torment / pester us, cuz:
dazza only thingy we canna disrespect
so much as ta require it ta make sense
n wut ever a hay'll else ya wanna put in

is there …any
…becoming…
involved less?

or izzit: mind con-rtoll,
wunna those thingies?

i'm …not sure i'd
…knwo how ta…
do that, correctly
…or …wit out…
damagin meself
n …prolly …a…
buncha …orther
dealio thingies?

…i din / dun know i hadda…
righta complain about that?
pro9lly cuz i only ever seen
…unreadonable …purple?
…do it, n… unreadonably?
…oh, so… double negative
carry the in-verted square
…root… o negative one;
in yer …mind… yeah…
i don gotta appendix…
processor-drive thinjgy
i got multiple …cores?
n …they're all:
sooper …busy
…thanx, tho…

the fuzz deep
…wit-in you…

wuzza matter
…in yer fuzz?

…iz nah me standin-under:
such mercy so expect-able

will they only acknowledge you,
if ya know how ta be-have right;
like a satisfied customer, so far?

Nah-Dat's Fier-non
alla levelsa Hay'll
iz how ya know
wutta expect…

…it: filters for…
con-scientious?

i'm reelee …weird, innat
…i feela needta ex-plain
…thingies …this …often

my, that… Is strange
…possibly, the only
strange thingy …left…
which is: Also strange
…so …could be
…a multiplier…
or exponential?
even somehow
simultaneously

…that Is the only…
Strange Thingy Left
…under-fun-standin

…which is…
also strange

…wut kinda…
cough-e izzis?

i think iz called
"Mmm-okay" ?

…my munney
…smells liek
…wut, feet?

…cuz …even if ya …beat em?
they'll… still think: bad thingies
're a …zero-sum …thingy, so…
n ya …still …hafta …win, but…

n possibly, cuz: every
coupla seconds or so
sumn i'm doin proves
…i'm not qualified for
remotely any thingy?
but, duzzit seem liek
nerves meltin down?

only a narcisist izza:
racist, or …rapist, or
…razz-ist, even any
wuz wit alla …fuzzy
fuzz-ity fun n fuzz?

cuzza hippie superhero
…iz …nah jus …ironic…
izza contradiction in terms
…no… real hippie would…
wear an outfit liek that, say

…i always thought a…
poser …wuzza whirst
thingy ta be called…
cuz it …meant ya…
weren't real and/or
were even un-real
so …mebbe about
every fun thingy…
so: no one trvsts ya's /
goes ta primal instinct
/ shame n scorn vibes
/ should be instinctual
but sum where/when
they got sum real pride
about: Sumn… n the…
resulting …in-spirat-ion
wuz instead channeled
inta …ex-ploitin it, so…

sure seems liek alotta
…no-brainer rights…
sure seem strange?

we …dunno… we
…havva …righta…
Nah be: fuzzed wit?

wake me
…when…
de-volvin
becomes
an option

1283
…
1284

we got like-lier
…stories we…
haven't even…
made up yet…

we got like-lier stories we
haven't even made up yet

…every
thingy's:
a puzzle

Arbiter, or
Arbitrage
or… wut:
Ever yer
name is?
um, dis…
Mo-Kay?
…seems
ta have…
No "Kay"

no one's
…raised
liek that
wazza
matta
wit…
you?

iz… Azzip…
sez the sign
excuse me?

…there seemsta be
no vitamin K in here

well, next …time, we'll
list em inna right order

see, ya gotta be quick
…witta witty …repatre`

right or
better?

so …wuzzis, lil:
Plannit fun Yo?

sposedta be a joke
fora later-layer, yo?

proving you thought?
…another likely story

…n when they're
…reddy, "nipple"
'll …save em…

as in: no buddy
would notice if
yer …frumma
nuther plannit
so all plain ol
blank white…

thought i'd go
wit purple hair?
not natural here
…innat strange?

…wanted a
…strange…
intellectual…
conversation?

…you could be
a Link-On TM…
jus if any buddy
…ever gives ya
any guff… jus…
pick uppa sword,
they'll …think yer
frumma furutue?

…the geniuses…
rigged it dat way

The Geniuses TM
"rigged it" …alot…
too often …got too
guud attit… in fact,
got So guud attit…
din …needta be…
fun …geniuses…
musta figgered…
they'd jus… Call
emselves dat…
genius move?
…see, now…
no one knows

…funniern…
even …dat?

we're sposedta
be more mature

the blips …flip by so fast…
we're …usedta not readin…
only impulses impreceivable

"don-bother-me"
mode… is wut we
can't be talked outta

the boassai
commands
us ta suffer

it made more senze
when i stood under it
…i wuz able ta dealio

i'm not sayin every buddy's
repugnant / royalist / eliters
but they are all outta get me

the way i explained it to my
…wut, incorrigible meanie?
…is …either the x or the y,
brain or the body is worng
n if ya canna fixxa one, ya
fixxa orther… ortherwise iz
justa excuse ta make sum
buddy y'owe munny suffer
n we're seein right thru it?
so, ya …better be-have…
before sum: sign switcher
society / association / etc.
makes You luuk as bad as
You reelee are, we're sayin

there hasta be sum readon
we deserve ta be so judged

i whirry about …too much
…indiscernible …schtick?

it filters for empaths
or is sposedta, but:
jus din get …every
wunna us… yet, so
…any empathetic…

how dya make
polite… seem…
annoying… timing

computer… list alla thingies:
more importantn our safety
serenity, security, sdasnity
…n inna proper order, so
we know how ta be-have

so, they know they're
para-natal …figurines
…jus as …performers

n there's:
a class in
…merch?

'ow're we sposedta becomae
experts enuf on any schtick…
if there's …always gonna be:
sum further info …available?
wutta gods summoned us ta
…tryn …half …figger …out?

…if only there could…
be a place …so safe…
that we could …display
a sign …announcing it?
"Be-Hold… A SAFE-IST
place inna …universe"?
be-wary, alla bad guys?
n comae …no further…
'lest ya wanna be… soo
de-stoiried… it ain even
…fun… funny, anymore;
n then… a gas station…
for em ta turn around in?

so, locked in yer cubicle
sum X-sub-N number o
extended time intervals
(zerl-gons / years, et al)
ya eventually becomae
…guudy nuff at sumn…
where …they noticed…
so, now yer in triubble /
hassle for any alla dat…
n hafta go back in there
…only ya dunno how ta
…get back …in there…
ya never dunnit before?
n now ya hafta figger it
…which if only ya were
guudy nuff at …figgerin
fun thingies out instead

…so, you've
…talked to…
every buddy

they're psycho…
and in charge…

cuz when ya needta ask Bad Guys
…TM …how ta be-have… properly
…where ya draw a line …exactly…

they need for …every
thingy ta be alright…
soon as they appear
onna scene… or wut
ever a opposite is, n
they needta be able:
ta deep-end onnit, n
more deep-endable
than …any thingy's
…wildest dreams?

they woke us
every mornin
ta discord, etc.
…n pushed us
down inna mud
so we wouldn be
allowed onna bus
n then, They getta
rule… The Whirled
but… the… jokes'
on… Them, cuz:
…now, we don
hafta be: even
commercial, if
we don wanna

i usedta watch teevee
but: Then i got old, so
…now izza Fidderent
millennium …entirely

anyplace ya prepared a resume` for
…that …don even wanna …see it…
ya gotta ask… why're so desperate?
are ya… waitin for another delifvery?

…still dun say nuttin about any
preventin it hah-pennin again?
as if those who delivered me…
were even on yer payroll, so…

n how insulated
frum fabrication

…so, then …they jus…
con ya's inta attachin…
yer heart to their whird
…so then they can jus
break em both at once
any time they wanna…
they have full control…

well, yer…
nice ta be
so kind…

it seems liek they're
…tryna measure yer
intuitive …aptitudes?

never be so naiive as to assume / expect:
orther purple / inanimate objects / thingies
perceive / believe as how they present as?

izzit they're scareda
makin any mistake?
…who falls for that?

our own way is …not… acknowledge-able
…n the …orther …standard …right way…
…feels …so insulted we never hearda it…
iz enlisted every buddy / thingy it knows of
ta occlude iz existence from our sensors…
so, i con-clude: dis whole tingy i/as invalid
/ every buddy hasta start over n play nice?

n they don even hafta
acknowledge they're
even fuzzin wittus?

sum times, comedy
is liek …perspective
…little …lines drawn
(angles… getta ruler)
it shows… ya …how:
near or how far sumn
is, liek: either a reelee
big thingy: izzit reelee
close? or …reelee far
away, or… right in yer
face, or …a reelee big
thingy …so far …away
…it …seems …teeny…
weeny …is… why they
callit… sittin onna tire?
…don stand under it…

in my culture, it wuz rude
to acknowledge feelings…
n in Our culture, it is rude…
to acknowledge any thingy…

ay, man… i wuz …woke…
before… Guud-Schtick…
only no buddy's ever…
hearda that yet, so…

…so, wut: misun-
derstand …nice?
…gotta …better
parta a dealio?

n the lesson of illusion is:
it dun matter if is trve, but
it meant that much ta you
so now wut ya gonna do?

that's wut lief is
…never knowin
…wutta expect?

the mind control AI-steroid TM…
wants us fallin upon each orther

ok, go to the well;
go to the fountain
…measure all wut
valid …criticism is?
see if ya getta vote

cuz, izza kill-switch
…if it… calls itself:
an ejection-seat?

n… this is the way
…they would get…
You ta… con-fess?

sposedta care less
bout wut hah-pens
ta You, especially?
n Next, especially

wives pre-tended
ta not know how:
ta smoke weed?
wuz on teevee?

so, if no chill
…hah-pens…
in yer whirld…
ever even any

…the thingy is…
the ad monsters?
they know they're
bein fun annoying…
went ta school for it…
got esteemed degrees
…mebbe their calling…
but, no one… stops em
…so, i'm …wonderin…
'ow many royalties duz
alla dis trubble / hassle
whirk out inna furutue?

feels liek i'm only ever
…always tolly worng
about every thingy…
n then, wuzza point?
…well, i …could be
worng about that…

so, they keep ya's
…bouncin back n
forth …between…
conscientiousness
…n fun …empathy
…liek bumper rails
…n then, that's wut
that …street's called
…n then, that lane…
the pinball they play
makes em a same?
…sum how …wit…
magic rainbow light
spherically reflected
only a sooper AI-bot
could even handle it
…thus proving izza:
science experiment

jus image-in alla…
trubble / hassle…
every …buddy…
went ta …ta keep
ya …fallin… for it?
must be important
…may-B You are?
Now, will ya sign?

n then… iz liek:
if yer un-dies…
're either …too
big or too tight
they'll say yer
jus not comfy
…any ol way
…must jus…
needta …go
…wit… out…
y'know, liek…
wunna dem…
special cases
…n then, they
call ya special

when're they
…gonna get
…bored wit
not havina…
admit they're
pickin onnus?

cuz, "iz alla guud"
…Causes one ta
gahed as if nuttin
…needs adjustin
/ all unsuspectin
n then: diggin it

so, jus… when
're You gonna…
seem less scary
…unreadonable…
or'zat sposedta be
enough, alreddy?

…yo, math / logic for today…
a system seems unswayable
or jus determined ta present
…but it dun hafta be mean
…we know how ta… just
…say… follow …orders?
…n cheerfully …enough
as long as …they're just
but, canna image-in wut
…iz so scareda us for…
so mebbe there's hope?
…home-whirk, overnight

wunna the mind blowsers iz
alla ancient-ist ancestors're
…justa bigga brains as ya?
n yet, in …alla dis …time…
dis's a …best ya can do, n
…nah …every …buddy…
reelee …real-eyes'z dat?
Now, wuddya gonna do?

…iz liek… they're at
…ok, at …dis point…
they needta trick ya's
which means iz okay
cuz, they: putta lotta
whirk inta it, so far?

i con-fess… i enjoy …messin wit you?
but …especially alla …trubble / hassle
we jus …tolly put each orther through?
ta get each orther ta …admit that, so…
now's… yer turn ta admit sumn special

so… the Contrary-ists… TM…
is there …any thingy ya could
think, say, and/or do… that…
they would not disagree wit?

they wanna …make it…
so it seems… absolutely
…perfect …for them… n:
wut ever opposite for you
izza only right way ta be,
for …any thingy …ever?
even inanimate objects;
so jus seemin that way
…might do the trick…

…wouldn it be nice?
if thingies whirked…
how they pro-mised
they would when we
…fell for it, originally:
bein talked inta such

jus if i hadda
stadium horn
or lighter or flashlight
in me pocket surreptitiously
n made a tree's leaves jus
wilt n wither n brown atta tips
you could say i wuz sadistic
but ya wouldn be allowed ta

…n we …think if we can jus…
possibly be made that cranky

gotta lotta…
inventory ta
invent, so…

1284
…
1285

…i whirry about …threats ta me personal safety…
which …typically come inna forma surprises, so…

ok, see how yer
not tellin me any
thingy, right now?
(math-math-math)

…reelee… sooper
annoyin… i dunno
if any buddy cares
(getta whirk onnit)

jus …not sure
they …were as
…happy witta…
meetin as i wuz?

they're scared…
is …why ya hafta
…seem so scary?
…n: sacred sumn

…exponential
…orders o…
operat-ions

nada llowed ta know
about …thingies…
important ta us…
truth story reality
…orther titles…

get yer nodes ta
convert ta diodes
on their fun own af

…spontaneity…
izza big thingy…
now, among em?

if yer …tryna off-end me
…i may not …fully stand
…under the …con-cept?
needta keep …alla me…
ends: fully on, at all times
(which i dunno goes over)
jus always: ever any, even
desperately needta appear
as more-null …as possible

…the …readon… why we
…talk …ta …ourselves…
izza same …readon why
we talk ta… each orther
…and/or …attempt to…
even ever any: ta make
ourselves n each orther
even jus tryn feel better

by/via: x-change o in-format-ion /
at-temptin a better under-standin
/ tryna finda coping mechanism?
but, they …keep takin em away
so …it gets… pretty stressful…
but… only …if ya …lettit, so…

so, then… jus if iz fractal enuf?
…i'm the …astronomy teacher
who …never even …hearda…
reindeer games any …or why
any nice purple would …sue
each orther… ever even any

cuz: if it …hasta still…
mebbe be able ta be:
justa: Practical joke?
liek …mebbe …later
/ …eventually, we…
comae up wit these
…con-tingencies?
use it for sumn…
sumn …useful?

cuz if ya hafta play that dumn…
ta think we're …axe murderers
…mebbe ya din …fill out yer…
tax forms entirely …correctly…
goin back however many years
how long have ya felt that way?

n make em undo:
alla sneaky, really
nasty doity tricks
they …pulled on
…every buddy?
even ever any?

…whole time / alla long…
n in: fronta every buddy…
til they're no longer mean

computer, project ramifications o…
alla …perfectly valid assumptions?

so, wait… this whole time
…no buddy even thought
i waz even …bein …silly?

do we need ta go back n
redo any thingy mebbe?
cuz That would be silly

well, it din seemta me
lieka enda a whirled?

can we …see again:
wut it would …luuk /
think / say / feel liek
if we had… / asked
Casting… ta… try a
…more …typecast
…super- …villain…
re-presentin… us?
jus …cold n bold…
…old n mold later
(told we're sold?)

n when ya have
…nuttin else in
common but…
common sense
then fidderences
're more accepted
even accept-able?

filters for
…friendly
negotiators

well, to my
knowledge,
i never dun
Any thingy
Important
…why…?

mebbe it jus wun sure…
it wuzza valid quest-ion?

…but …how do we…
eliminate Royalty TM
…frumma hearts n…
mindsa the masses?

'ow important
're yer Needs
ta a whirled?
n thus You?
vicariously
/ tertiarily

in my experience, the galaxy is under
no alleged obligat-ion ta adhere ta our
version of a definition o common sense
(or …wut ever our dealio fun …thingy is)
they have their own averages ta respect
even if …that's where we got the ideae?

they're ampin up their…
social loaylty programs;
which …means they're
…almost: upta sumn?

mebbe if i… jus
wun expectin it

every buddy
wantsta be
their own
vers-ion
o me?

n the Imp:
…formerly
known as
…Ortant?
leans in?

normal-ize…
self-destruct
…remember
they're lazy?
n imp-ortant

someone prolly
jus …re-moved
the semicolons
from the end o
those codes…

don mean ta nah be-lieve ya's,
jus …de-fendin meself against
…unrealistic …expectat-ions?

well, they're all crazy
that's for Damn sure
…though mebbe jus
don wanna admit it?
…iz …all …it …iz…

pretense o familiarity…
lotta that goin around?

i have…
updated
apps…
n sure,
now…
but…

see, detect…
super-geek…

y'know …the way
it usedta whirk…
we usedta hafta
wait for the ad
…ta …load…
n then, when
it finally did…
ya were liek:
"AAGHGAH!
…ay, dazza…
cuul UFO/RV;
but …AAGH!
…AAAGHH"

…and …of course…
you're …traveling at
almost the speed of
light the whole time
so, it takes forever

the high-er
ordered art
…iz wuz…
commend
…-able…

they're nah… complimentin ya
…ta …make ya …feel better…
they needa excuse ta Know ya
…so, ya …better …feel better…

…old / silly / hippie?
in there sum where
…but, please don
make me guess
…why ya think
those thingies
're… funny…

…we only have open-ins…
for a specific Typea purple?
do you …really wanna fit in?

…yet ta be …reassured by…
sum-wun: Nah fuzzin ya over
(to a roar of a crowd, even)?

…i …swear i …dunno…
why ya would …even…
want me ta …believe…
any thingy iz ever okay
…unless yer liek that?

frustrating when it don whirk
n so we think iz us n change
every thingy about ourselves
but then even that don whirk
n they go: "haha, tricked ya"

summa em
're …tryna
be-have…
iz wuz…
throwin
us off

n yer liek: "wut…
choice do i have…
but ta be how i am…
n where izzat worng?"?

'ow longa… You known
…every buddy's crazy
…n tolly lyin about it?

hadda read-on-able
expectat-ion-ism…
we'd aseen morea
the galaxy by now
…n …there it is…
alla round, but…
bein surrounded
…jus inna same

i'm jus kiddin
…really only
fakin munna
that schtick?

"…wut …izza…
matta wit you?"
yer …sposedta
be able ta say

…there should
be a campaign
ta avoid… Dis
kinda …pain?

they're …sayin iz …funny
so …ok ta be mean… so
…we must …de-serve it?
who did… That ta them?

is there a
pro-file on
those who
…do that…
for a living…
in-corectly…
on purpose?
cuz… see…

walkin sum buddy a.cross.a finish line
requires pretending …successfully…
any thingy could …ever possibly be
…remotely inna …vicinity o alright?

they would scoff
n scold wit omg?
…mebbe they're
…upta …sumn?

yeah, try ta…
get outta em:
why so rude?

…iz liek they're …punishing us…
for stuff they know we never did?
so not whirried we'll ever guess?
…scrounge up more optimism…

mebbe dis's wut wub iz…
n orther nice thingies, jus:
the universe has no ideae
how ta tellus any better…

they sense we don wanna know,
so… 're nice enuf ta never tellus?

/ / / /

40th cousin …izza most distant
…we can possibly be related…
n alla those strandsa ADnDA…
good/evil is jus but one outta a
coupla dozen or so bagazillion
tends: sucha D-side-ing factor

they fake munna every thingy etc.;
even the corner we're chased inta
n bang their heads on authenticity
n as scientists, we hafta allow it…

so, we rolla…
D-sided die n:

woiuld our ideaes change
if they benefited society?

…ya don get
per-miss-ion
ta be mean…
via precedent

we're characters
thinkin while our
players… 're away

especially one
so …con-trived

when that …typea
thinkin is healthy?
…these lessons'll
…seem …so silly

such fantastic news
i feel i must explain

give-up fist-ism
…wind-up: soo
modern-ized…
get the ideae?

guess whicha
these terms is
innaccurrate…
n so …which…
vari-ables 're…
throwin us off…
n 'ow can dis be
mis-represented
…undetectably?

sometimes …they poke us
ta make sure …we're real
…n we know they have…
only that category for us

would it be the enda
galactic security TM
if we let jus …one lil…
inexplicible non sequitur
be normalized more-nully
accidentally / coinicentally
…in fronta dis …one
…specific anomaly…
alla orther thingies?

how izzit any …guud guy politicians
're allowed ta think we have …any
leftover rusty coins ta contribute?
jus: shakin …even the tiny trees

…i mean, cuz we know
wut they'd do wittem…
…n …they know wut
we'd fun do wittem…

we'd wanna make it so
…it wuz …more liekly?
guud guys'd be able ta
…survive …n …thrive?

it's what
sets us
…apart
…then
…eh?

if ya …reelee were that smart
ya woulda …fun accounted for
yer story not schtickin to itself…
eventually n… purple demandin
the respect they fun expected?

if a big parta the readon why
they sed those thingies wuz
cuz no one ever had before
why write it fun down now?

iz sayin: we're too tense?
needta relax, almost as if
…if as, as in: how long…
iz …been …alreddy …is
nuttin even weird, which
…con-tradicts wut we…
earlier thought we were
agreein ta readonably?

only now we dunno wutta think…
which is fine cuzza consensus is
we dunno wut we're talkin about
anyways, obviously, never have
shouldn be given tuff deicisions

which then they hafta be
absolved o responsibility
somehow still from there
so we could still possibly
strike on ethical grounds
if we can find sum… or…
make sum, wit holy water
…jus …hafta …distract.a
…satellites …fora minna

we have math, now
n …drama trauma…
so …from …this point forward
…it hasta be …explain-able…
to …sum satisfact-ion
…readonable, etc.…

haplelssly
…whirring
their way…

through
nah jus
hi-story
but the
…same
hi-story
…overn
fun over
again…

duzzit matter
whicha us iz
…any thingy
…anyways…
either way?

so… how mucha history …is jus…
furuture time travelers re-writin it?
…cuz …summa dis schtick… ok?
requires… sum sophistication…

time power:
we're nah…
reddy… yet

i am …so scoffing… in
yer …general direct-ion

…if ya …din have any thingy ta…
tell me… ya wouldn know wutta say

1285
…
1286

they were…
dismissive…
categorically
…i hadda…
buncha fun
quest-ions
they never
lemme ask
…kept …interruptin,
changin the subject?
/ pressurin me ta agree…
cuz they were so liek-able
n …sayin so wuz i… so…

…cuz …every buddy sez
we can do that anywhere
…so …it …must be us…
n they must be that nice
ta jus never even let on
/ let us …in on …that?

n ya don wanna say: daz jus Urth
in fact, we're kinda a lil bit jealous
ya were treated so …un-shabbily

must know sum buddy
mebbe is us… so: oh

i …must think…
horrible thoughts
…about meself…
frum… Now, on…

yes, but… if… see:
any thingy we think
is that interruptable,
we dunno wut we're
talkin about, do we?

n we can only guess…
scareda doom, or justa
paradea celebrat-ion?

isn't there any buddy
justa …lil bit nicer…
ya mean ta be justa
…lil bit meaner to?

n so far… laughably offensive…
seemsta be all we can manage?

until when all we have lefta
…deem …un-whirthy iz…
un-whirthy-ness …itself?

any story-lines: re-jected by both…
NSL and Zwilight-Tone… step up…
now's yer chance ta realize fruit-ion
/ be counted amongsta possibilities

viel fellow members of our species,
or …summa these orther weirdos?
…only so much room inna thingy…
wuddya, waitin: better connection?

so, wuzza
…realio…
legit ideae
luuk liek?

author-ity v
band-wagon
…jus… go…
back n forth?

can we have:
any buddy's…
orther records
…justa see…
wut …all they
reelee been
tolly upta?

ya needta be able ta tay'll
when …sum buddy's jus:
messin wit ya's… here…

…re-ember when ya…
could go ta a bafroom:
wit …outta fun nickel?

can we all jus mebbe hide
somewhere real obvious?
but, also …very efficient…
liek the resilient shrubbery
along a side o a freeway
…so / where they can
…get us all at once?

are they sayin iz ok, for…
Them ta be liek that… or
have made us liek this?

jus witness…
their power…

n yer sure
yer kiddin,
yer sayin?

putting positive spins on thingies
occludes their full potential, etc.?

n unconditional encouragement…
ensures insurance's ascendence?

…talked outta… tinkin iz whirth it…
even jus …callin out for hayalp any,
or …seemin in …distress, anyways

just in case one day
waz important ta us
no longer matters?

then, would you say…
we've made our case?

when you really believe…
you're that so expendible

jus image-in alla thingies
…you din even do, but…
they can jus say you did?
you don even hafta know
…wut they are or were…
n soon, no buddy'll've…
even ever hearda you?
that's the part ya liek?

…i don feel you…
nah fuzzin wit me

so, any n all possible
…safe n sane laws…
have yetta be written
innit a most arrogant
thingy ever though ta
think we're up ta any
task remotely novel?

n thoughts becomin thingies
…dya find that's more true
…now that's all we think?

so, not justa …fun… advocate, but
…any friendly …person / purple…
and/or any fellow existential entity

at this point, they don hafta be reelee ignorant
…but, can be easily made to think they are…
as an: only possible explanation operation?

they're not …tellin us wutta do
…but they do seem pleased…
we're so screwed n perplexed

n how manya us
can be made ta
think we can say
we think we're ok
jus cuz sum boss
…wantsta fun say
it thinks it can say
it thinks …it's ok…
long as we all even
jus… tryn be-have?
make us wanna say
is there any buddy
even slightly nicer
…we can be even
justa lil meanter ta
…so now, it asks…
all its fun tricorders,
lie-detectors, n etc.
…encyclopediaes:
are there any sales
purple wit hypnotist
skills sufficient enuf
inna hi-story o wut:

platyhelmenthes v
austraulopithicene
dextramethorphan

we're …runnin outta…
unacceptable thingies,
for the next ta reinvent

i don always have any thingy
interesting ta say …but: when
i do, i… tend ta go back in time
n make it seem …less …weird?

you have fuzzier recollections
than i'm inclined to put up wit
…mebbe i'll jus… wander off
/ descend inta …nuttin-ness
…n …albeit …eventually…

i'm not …always entirely
non-unreal… but, when
…i am, i …pretend it…
never …hah-penned?

the most non-tenuous
purple inna universe…

…over- …grandiosity…
now, play yerself down

cuz… economic prosperity
Iz …egali-fun-tarianism…
equality, equanimity, etc.
yer sposedta know wut
i'm talkin about… oh…

erase any autistic art-ism
frum yer existentiualness
…or, you'll see wuz next
/ never getta Real "well-
dun" …on yer …hi-story

don ever lemme urth ya;
there's too many sneaky
smart-aff purples about?
never know wuzza upta
(doity tricks, prolly, tho)
n we all scared sacred

wut hah-pens ta the…
Most Unfortunate TM
/ …least de-servin-a
…bully schtick, etc.?

cuz, if ya say we're dun lernin…
there's nuttin new ta disc-over?

…every time they
say "buy now"?…
we hafta do sumn

111 pi
radians
around
the sun
= 55.5?

they send poets in
ta do weird stuff…
ta make it seem…
…well… obviously
haven't …sent the
right ones… yet…
or, they haven't…
made it back, cuz
we still don havva
fun …whird for it…

slippery slopes for "so-cial just-is"
when ya make it to the timber line
…the snow cap, the tiny island of
no atmosphere left onna peak of
sum… Ancient extinct volcano?
once …thought ta be a god?
cuzza… Alla fire n mud?
Sum where up there…
I mighta left me keys?
Sumn gave me pause,
Dropped wut all I need
In pursuit of such sum
Desperate greatness?
subbin for happiness
We need ta survive?
…n Then, beam me
directly to a bridge?
I think I can still fly?

but blinds / lies 're better…
cuz they …make us think
…every thingy's okay…
when they’re really not

…the more we …run these tests…
the more effective they seemta be;
mebbe we're …reelee onta sumn?

Sophie J Worrier…
sets …onner sofae
…jus …whirry-in…
dis's our audience:
our… Awe-Dense

izzit …so embarrassin
that …beauracracy is
so …unconscionably
…jus irresponsible
…that we hafta…
turn our backs n
look a orther way,
at sumn else onna
orther sidea office?
rigamarole, red tape
…in yer top drawers?
vacat-ion coup-ons…

if wut ever you'll do
is whirth …moren…
wut ever any buddy
else'll do ta pre-vent
…izza commercial…
for advantage, then?

are they whirried
if they get caught
bein out after dark
they'll be / get sent
back to their origin?
liek …is their boass;
soo… guilty o …soo
much orther schtick?
or 're they …whirried
about… gettin sued?
n then… for all wut?

they tellya iz gonna be …alright…
ta introduce ya to the …ideaea…
fidderent definitions o …those…

cuzza …purpose… o inebriation
…is ta …not be …able ta walk…
some say we should try anyways

bandwagon = injustice…
authority… = injustice…
strawman = injustice…
cuz: injustice = falacy
…therefore… any…
falacy izza injustice 

Eacha us is the best at
sumn: we're All gonna
…need taken care of
…that ecpertly, yet…
sumn …seemsta be
goin back in time, n
…takin em out, like
…one atta …time?

but wut iffa Reel
rescue fetishists
're gettin away?

…we lern thingies
…frum our …inner
…beasts… which…
may be useful later?

allergic ta praise…
in part cuz we can
always …say i can
handle any thingy?

n mercy
we learn
to expect?

tonsa semicolons
…this whole list?

the case they make …for…
cuz …that's the… purple…
they wanna digit, instead?

an alleged valid claim
must then be proven
adherent ta equitous
…so but there are no
valid claims that can…
possibly be inequitous?
if ya havva valid claim
ya can runnit through
the equanimity filter
/ verify adherence;
but if a …potential
…valid …claim is…
deemed inequitous
it is no longer valid
…its validity status…
ripped away however
…unceremoniously…
and/or …celebrated…

did we make it known…
we know they're mean?

…n wut kinda feathers
…can lure ya …where?

if yer a praise denier TM,
dya hafta do con-trit-ion?

the lies about yerself… v
…the lies… To… yerself…

n in… nunna these…
orther scenarios TM?
're …anya The Gawds
playin …viddy games…
/ runnin …simulations?

they jus …communicate…
wit each orther, sum how
/ mysteriously wit magic

…n why so mean …and/or…
so easily expected as such?

cuz we havva same thingy
is why we're nada llowed
ta hayalp each orther…
for …sum …readon…

…the …divided n…
conquered matrix?
…must funct-ion
…even here…

sorry, i …thought
ya …din even…
have sarcasm?

ok, how bout…
"yer so cuul…
ta be …kind"
eh? …wut?

i would be wrong to be complacent
n it's the only acceptable answer…

so, we havva lista alla…
rejectable "likely stories"
n alleged instruct-ions on
how ta make em hah-pen,
so we're fully fun insulated
…all we hafta …do is jus…
senda buncha: encrypoted,
so unreadable, messages?
n then, un-fun-de-code em
/ it'll luuk lieka "likely story"
…so then, wut ever it sez
…any buddy gotta copy?
raise a hand, if ya know

let's leave it upta the voters
…whether they …wan their
…votes ta …count …or not?
havvem all …comae out …n in as
much force …as they can muster
watch em stand …in lien all day
…out inna hot sun n starlight…
inna shadows o constractors…
lettem seem liek …foreigners?
lost on vacation seekin refuge
…til they identify wittem, so…
not jus… schtickin up for em
…til they becomae as lost…
n Then, take pictures n post

find sum path
ta bein okay
with alla us
bein okay?

reassuring:
provin only
once again
i can be put
into a trance

one written n oral exam,
every night before bed?

even dictators know…
dictatorships don whirk
(never have / never will)

jus holdin out til there's a
competition for distraction
liek mass communication?

so, the only way ta survive…
is ta be accidentally worng…
which, o course, most purple
…manage …organically, but:
if the spell …cast upon ya's…
sez… yer …always fun right?
see …how… That would be…

so, not jus
Your level
…i'm on…
The level?

99% o yer brain is
jus …tryna not get
yelled at / a.void.a:
trubble / …hassle?

how …embarrassin…
duzzit …needta be…
ta jus …perpetuate /
continue indefinitely

…nuttin …but…
squabble cells?
…dis wun too?

1286
…
1287

if the …honest purple…
could… jus simply keep
…quiet… fora moment?

home is …where yer
…never picked on…
except for …whirryin
about bein picked on

the key to understanding seemsta be
…how much credence dya lend to the
rantings n ravings of the common man?
liek… wut evidence supports that theory
…wut theory supports that …evidence…
we can think all day on schtick liek dis…
n then when the obvious repercussions
all assemble n surround us as they do
we'll see iz their …natural state, but:
even that is justa… state o mind…
…n even that …is justa …state…
so …say sumn …fora …records
…make it sound sumn official?
n look …directly into a mirror?
we'll handle it all from there…

we'll take it as a compliment…
it seems it must be retaliatory?

…wut're
the odds
…of a…
total…
fluke?

…any thingy you…
sweat, or …burp, or
…any thingy else…
'll prolly get …eaten
…soon as it hitsa…
local eco-system…
but, those that don
…may have sumn
special about em?
needya ta check?
…con-tribut-ion?

you know i don
think liek that…
or am capablea
along such lines

we know yer…
lonely, n can be
made ta think iz
yer own fun fault

i'm takin as read
you …know yer
…lookin at me?
n …meant wut i
think ya jus sed

cuz: mortality
hazza …nuff
influence…
alreddy…

needin ta
rely onna
…virtvea
…yer own
whiz-dumn
…bein trve
…for later

let society blame you
…it'll …all whirk out
inna end, trvst me

'ow dya fire sum buddy
whirkin for ya for ages
(n ya… jus found out)
ya din even know…
a posish exists…

so, when: They
call, it'll go thru
…only …but…
any buddy else
'll getta… justa…
mazea block-walls

ok, thanx, iz
very helpful
…so, wait:
lemme get
dis straight
…wazza…
app, again?

obviously, jus…
no OCD purple:
have whirked in
…wut're those…
numbers, again?
…where… did we
…fun… puttem…?

The Dork Side TM is
perfectly fathom-able
…for …those who can
read a …spread-sheet?

…are we …sposedta not…
notice these …thingies… or
jus not complain about em?
is there no calm way ta jus
solve any fun …pro-blem?
before it gets to this point
…where even …knowin
ya fun have one… is…
subject ta tantanount?
…exploitation inc TM

so, finally / ultimately…
ya getta a enda a road,
there's no way ta tellem:
ya tolly tried every thingy
even at their instrruct-ion
while theiy were watchin

cuz: mebbe, sum times
…the only way we can
getcha ta own yerself
…is… by …artificially
…lowerin a …price?
n… so much so that
…did we mention ya
wouldn even notice?

so, iz… alreddy been,
n …quite for sum time
…if ya …dunno sumn
or how ta… Do sumn
(specially if so needy)
ya don… de-serve ta?
…simplest fun thingy?
jus… all there is to it?
but… meanwhile, see:
science-itself / physics
is sayin… every thingy
…there even ever is…
or could… possibly be
is madea informat-ion
so …who knew alla dis
…way back fun Then?

among the honored greats
you prefer the reputat-ions
…o those… who …can be
so easily intimidated… by:
how much you value that?

our culture is based on…
eacha us bein fuzzed wit,
jus moren we can handle:
barely… no more, no less

n this state o perfect-ion
…is …perpetuated …by
glorify-in the perfect-ion
o sucha state …o mind

…cuz: there's a direct correlat-ion…
political leanings, to attent-ion span;
but is there causat-ion …quest-ion?
…hold… on, i …gotta …take …this

so, ya should
be an ex-pert:
onna …tonna
orther thingies
…sure, now…

ay, if ya could…
possibly believe
…yer-self ta be:
so …like-able…
ya de-serve wut
ever hah-pens?

lern ta account for
incredulous chaos

so, but …if we're…
required to care…
by law, mebbe…

did they …expect
us ta believe em
…exactly …this
far, no farther?

inna cvlt-vre where
…yes …izza …only
acceptable answer…
do they …ever have
fiddicult quest-ions?

n wut izza criteriae
for bein believed…
that the information
not come from me…
or pass through me?
n now that i've said it,
so: how can it still be?
…izzit de-signed ta be:
so …auto con-fuzz-ing?

jus only negative thingies…
if truth don stand inna way…

n not after so hard we whirked
but how deeply we're promised
…as emotionally invested only?
same term / definit-ion / …rune?

they put ya inna worng category,
n then ask alla worng questions?
but… 're never open to the ideae
that they alreddy misclassified ya
sposedta not havva problem wittit

…if you've ever hadda wait in line
mebbe ya jus hadda ask yerself…
why will only purple who athe us…
even hafta fun do wittus ever any?
so, if that were really bein the case
ya …prolly din ever getta answer…
thus we've prepared this lil tutorial:

Cuz, you're an angel?
and it's …Boxing Day

so… how long
is… Angelic…
Boxing Day?

so, if it's Astrological…
that's one day / degree…
every 72 zerl-gons / yearls

n if it's Galactic years,
one …day / degree is:
say, about 20 million…
or: coupla dozen or so
bagazillion zerl-gons…

n wut if We sed
We re-fuse ta…
hayalp You out
cuz: ya wanna
disenfranchise
the vulnerable
…which we…
Person-ally…
view as a fun
mental illness
…n we called
the authorities
…please relax

…high-maintenance
…inanimate objects
…surrounded liek…
dominoes …needa…
maintenance whirker?

my hi-story…
very different

there're those who've been made:
ta needta be mean n, even for fun
So over atop, ya… canna tell if, or
even… Who is …really enjoyin it?

so, if our Pur-pose in lief… is…
sumn we don getta know… it…
better be entertainin sum boass

n see… a diva
'll see it as the
enda a whirled
…if they're not
tolly ad-ored…
but, if… Yer…
enda whirled's
jus bein athed?
prolly a buncha
…sign-switcher
society-ists TM
alreddy own ya
n alla fun long?
so… watch it…
no… watch it…
i mean: i mean
…tolly watch it
…don take yer
eyes …offa it?
…the boasses
mebbe watchin

cuz, yer a best inna whirled;
n yer nada llowed ta know it

so… bad-guise
in …dis guys…
as guud-guise
tryna make us
scared sacred
/ divided n fun
…conquered?

it would
disrupt a
timeline?

…i'm only
…happy if…
yer pleased;
n yer …okay
…with that?

…well, we…
don wanna…
disappoint the
executioner…

is there …sumn in
…there has never
been …anyone for
whom iz …healthy…
ta nah be: accepted / 
welcome / appreciated
…if they're participating
inna group type species
…n Spy-ders, there'll be
…one left …standing?
…pretty …much…
any …aquarium…
any next morning
…but, that's their
survival strategy
…you… yer an:
Artist… variety?

…tryn avoid …bein…
authentically actually
…reassuring …any

the only real important thingy is
that we should never know how
sum buddy who really digits us…
would really authentically behave

nah, wut… You need…
izza Bossy corporation
ta …tellya wutta buy n
how ta digit it properly

they …D-sided…
they'd feel …silly
ta ever let ya go
or ever let any
thingy orthern
this …kinda…
thingy hah-pen

wutta bout…
the vile veil ?

couldja spare
a few guards?

sum-times
it's cuz i'm
real-only?
and/or
moved
on/off?
alreddy
n …even if izza
very rare thingy
that hah-pens…
if iz: stilla single
most common /
popular answer,
it …tends ta get
…branded in ya
so, iz importanta
…havva regular…
routine, liek…but…
iz gotta be nurturin?
con-tributin in …one
direct-ion or another
positive or negafive
which is… whirkin
for… Sum-buddy

so, wuzza…
down-side…
ta bein nice?
…wuddya so
…afrayeda?

they getta be bad actors
solely …onna groundsa
they …couldn possibly
be… acting so badly?
…n we fall for this…

izza small price we hafta pay…
for not doin any thingy we say?
or, admittin they believe / agree
/ many assorted orther thingies;
n sooper expensive orther-wise,
but …relatively, ta potential gain

…you …wouldn be in favora…
malicious disparagement, then

ok, yo… whenever we pass:
thru dis time… space-sector
jus pre-tend yer my property
liek …rolla round onna floor;
make: y'know… furry noizes,
drool on each-orther mebbe?
it can be a …runnin-gag/-bit?
don even …hafta be trve, jus
…a gag i …pulled on you's…
me n a buddy frum …space?

i dunno, how can that be
a gag we pulled on you?

wut facts
will ya…
inter-act
…with?

not that i stand under
denial, or any thingy?
but mebbe ya shouldn
…open …with …that…

when even any abuse
is …only ever either…
nah hah-pennin, or…
only all our own fault
…we tune out nature

…pre-tend ta be mnad…
iz our …only shot at dis
…if they can be forced:
ta fall for sumn liek that
…we …may make it…
outta here …in tact…

standin in line,
anticipatin… a
sweeter dealio

we don have permission:
ta look after each orther;
but, via ourselves, foist?

n intolerance as the only:
acceptable outcome TM?

…every single thingy
wantsta misbehave…
is wut my problem is?

any n alla… yer …real, ok?
…needs / …boundaries…
're deemed unreadonable
n see, ya don even know

constantly …havina …readjust…
as if such distraction is ignorable?

seems they rigged it so
…in order ta function…
ya hafta be so uncomfy
n that's yer new normal

ok, so…which is whirse… that …every…
thingy's… a biggie af pro-duct-ion number
…or that… every buddy lets ya be liek that
as if that …disaster, even …is all… guud?

if ya don even know…
wut yer pro-ductive…
timea fun …day is…

…one would …hope…
/ one would …think…
one would hah-pen?

tryna avoid embarrassment inna furutue
…but… as a source o potential energy?

they wanna spin ya as cranky
even though yer the opposite
…but …really only to yerself
…only opinion that matters?

sumn's gotta be
yer own fun fault

please yell at me
…i need closure

n then a joke about a system
based / built on / knowin only
logic n sense n dot-connectin
…tryna make heads or tailsa
familiar soundin instruct-ions

1287
…
1288

…say… "Ay…
how do i know
…you are who
ya say ya are?"

jus only …blank-check /
open-ended optimism…
only acceptable premise

The Chill Wars Eras TM
were a series o posers:
"'re we just all insane?"
that could …explain…
even …every thingy?
wit jus: "iz all guud"
…n surrepititiously
/ …clandestinely…
trickle up that ideae
sub-unconsciously…
wakin up inna mornin
every thingy's broken
…but, yer: too sleepy
ta notice …even that

so, the boass jus wants
us ta sue each orther?

tryn be more important
…before it's too late…

in-form-at-ion
valued for its:
quantity,
validity,
value?
where…
n when?

i thought ya were
…con-sol-in me…
for bein a… loser?

startin ta getta jist:
can you not tell me
Any thingy about…
Any thingy i need…
ta tolly know about?

i assumed …me …safety…
wuz in …obvious jeopardy
n dis's just n sposedta be

are you so …easily upset
…that yer …makin me…
feel liek …i seem bad?

i'm tryna phrase me quest-ions
so they don get …interrupted
…izzat …more-null… yet?

…izzit jus …mebbe…
they don wanna be in
trubble / hassle any?
no matter wuttit is…
n so …are …runnin
outta opportunities?
havina …improvise?

alla My imps have proven
iz …nah possible ta prove
…any thingy there even is
…n we can tolly prove it…
but, can ya prove… That…
see, now they'll callus back

ay, wouldn it be funny if
every buddy thought we
wazza axe-murderers?
…or …sumn similar…
liek every axe in town
n every place we visit
…hasta hide, under…
a hardware counter…
or… wut …ever it can
comae up wit, on such
short notice, every time
we wander inta a new…

we hafta …whirk wittem?
even by jus …not knowin
con-nectin… our needs…
n survival variety, even…
ta: any thingy …re-motely
relevant ta con-diserat-ion
…would never occur ta us

ya walk right …upta us:
tap us onna shoulder…
break our …distracted
con-cen-fun-trat-ion…
ask us if we're alright
…we don even know
/ wouldn occur ta us
ta check …til now?

…n so, izza …dysfunctional …relat-ion-ship…
we're talkin about whirkin on… mechanically…
do we have any material, relevant to a cause?

cuz if it wuz you, bein upset about that…
ya'd say it wuz nuttin ta be upset about?

our feel-ins:
should be…
more easily
damn-aged

…yer gonna
lettem frame
ya for that?

cuz iz arrogant of you
ta pretend ya dunno…
wut we're talkin about?

…now, quit doin wut…
you know we know you
don even understand…

…mebbe jus…
revenge, then…

jus …means n…
opportunity …left…

clearly never hearda…
Normal more-null even?

ok, no one be …mean ta ya
…no one's ever gonna be
mean ta ya ever again
now that ya dun this

…are we
sposedta
approve?

it's not my
fault yer so
hyper-critical
…but if it was
i'd be so that
much more
powerful /
i wouldn't
hafta put
up wit yer
insolence

i din wanna contradict ya
…ya seemed sensitive /
…evasive early, before?
…i froze… i'm sorry… i…
know it dishonors us both;
i feel ashamed… scold me
…make me feel …withered…
as i …guess i deserve closure

i figgered i'd join
the orgy scene?
get laid alla time
…ok, izza joke…
i figgered i'd join
a Church scene,
"Holy" alla time?

cuz, they figger…
Heh-Even / Hay'll
…izza: Zero-Sum
spectrum / thingy?
n if… only they can
…con ya inta bein…
even whirsen Them
…then, n Only then,
can they get mebbe
closer ta Heh-Even
/ further frum Hay'll;
and/or …any thingy
…else they been…
so carefully taught

…ya laugh, cuz it…
makes ya uncomfy
…n now, ya think:
daz wut funny iz?

they're scared
so hafta prove
…they're / their
righta be worng

i'm bein guud /
nah fallin for it

n then, atta…
very end, say"
"…jus kiddin" /
"haha, psych"

they …wubbit…
when yer mnad
cuz they …got
yer attent-ion?

a whar-liek culture, see
iz gonna needta make it
seem liek it makes sense
…so, there hasta be no…
ideae wut sense is, even
available any ever, prolly

i'm tryna remember …alla orther times…
i got in …trubble / …hassle… for …not…
bein able ta… believe… wut ever… well
enough n… how that mighta gone better

see, we …tricka universe …inta …bein
…entirely / authentically …innocuous…
no bully schtick …n forever, inta infinity
by assumin …those duties, ourselves…
n dis's very important: as if is all guud…
n then at sum perfectly precise moment
sum buddy presumably gives a signal…
every buddy quit …n leave it all in awe?
that we have outsmarted it… n so, now:
becomae a universe itself automatically
…yeh, iz tricked us; there's no way out

so, yer nada llowed ta acknowledge
…any guud …about …any thingy…
orther-wise never speak xcept lies?
so, as lazily ensuring furutue hours

n not …meaning to be …rude, but:
i …do sense i'd be in …too much…
trubble / hassle… jus for …alreddy
not bein able to believe even you?

liek… You can get me alla worng
any time / any time ya fun wanna
i don even hafta Say any thingy…
almost liek yer addicted ta conflict

n ya canna even figger out wut they
think they say they mean they wan?
much less make sensea yerself any,
n if ya try ta, they'll create a conflict?

personal injury or human rights?

…uhm… insurance, actually…

ooh… mhh… hmm… yeah, ya
…shoulda lied about that, tolly
…deemed unconsc-ion-able…

shoulda went inta physics
n invented a time machine
…which… is only …funny
if… ya alreddy digit… that
jus wutta bad combination
that'd be: since hypnotists
n used… UFO/RV purples

how is trick-me-down economics
…any different from …a doctor…
tolly slow-quick poisoning you… n
sayin ya have nuttin ta whirry bout
…check out by …noon tomorrow…
every day …for a bagazillion years?
while thumbling through a catalog of
yer exact organs onna black market?
…see… we detect …patterns …also

you see how it would not be out of the ordinary
or beyond the realms o possibility imaginably
or even possibly justa lil …teeny bit unlikely
that yer …all jus …only ever fuzzin wit me
n i don wan any …jus lemme admit that?
is wut negotiation tactics are guud for…
reducing us to this undetectable level?

yer only ever… gonna jus get ignored…
the only possible general consensus is
that this is entirely appropriate, n even:
that ya should …know that …alreddy /
jus stop tryin ta con-nect ta existence?
liek ya gotta bad outer-net connect-ion
…only online for the shields n phasing

ya gotta wonder
…wut they're…
reelee …upta?

gotta lotta…
inventory ta
invent, so…

never admit any
understanding
is possible…

careful wutcha accuse em of…
don wanna …spin em unfairly…
unless iz spinnin schtick unfairly,
attemptin situation augmentation,
authority bandwagon aggress-ion
as we know from past experience
that starts wars, so redraws maps
n we require a general consensus
where thingies inna universe are?

computer, point o reference / perspective:
duzzit …seem liek …we dunno wut we're
even remotely tryna thinka talkin about…
if ya squint n take a buncha steps back?

jus if it's not yer fault?
…it isn't any buddy's…
n Wretched izza quality
…we're lobbying all day
for values next potentially
tryn keepa open nuff mind

we stand under that
…the price of our…
continued existence
…includes assum-in
disparagement valid
…n dis checks out…
jus: mathematically?

exactly a criteriae that
…gets ya outta any…
trubble / hassle ever
…needsta …havva
…opposite effect…
n getta whirk onnit

cuz, iz sposedta
be Easy, right…?
so, it must be You

we …could jus …say
…we canna fford it…
i mean… they know
…That alreddy, goll
…unless that's jus…
exactly wut they wan
…n for us ta think iz:
reelee dat hopeless;
they're certain it can
still whirk wit… That
factor so prevalent?
n we pointit out, but
it reelee is hopeless
…not convince-able

yer jus worng about every thingy
they wantcha ta be sad n scared
n mnad n desperate n deserving
o only wut ever conflict yer most
unprepared ta dealio wit… as if?
as in… even if the whole whirled
hasta be against ya… in order…
for it ta make sense …n it duz…
cuzza boass sez it duz, dunnit?
see now how ya fun are… so…
schtick liek dat …guud mornin
…yer someone ta be scareda
…react quickly / while ya can
n stand where they can see?
n then… run under yer rock?
cuz …draggins …so abound
…n if ya ever tell any buddy:
not only'll no one believe ya,
but you'll only make it whirse
…scroll back / rinse-repeat?
Then yer allowed ta get up?
wut if we're outta Cough-e?

coz: in this era / aeona
glorifyin perserverence
…no one wantsta …be
the one ta fun tellya's…
for …one thingy …that
…ia …not only wuttit is
…but …all it could ever
possibly image-in be-in
…typos not inclvsive…

any buddy famous and/or
ya ever hearda in history
wuzza reincarnated AI?
endlessly overqualified,
nah able ta forget really
any thingy permanently
…and/or… wunna their
off-spring accumulating
lieka bagazillion dropsa
Ancient Old Empir-icals
…coincidentally, whole 
process's documented
…just in case they din
gettit right …dis time…
they can jus… go back
in time, once someone
has enough incentive…
ta invent it on their own
insteada …stumblin on
sum orthers' libraries…
or: wait for materials ta
be deposited naturally,
statistically any thingy
…n get orther ideaes
use yer imagijnation
…n remainin calm?

King Buy-Den TM:
fora last playa day
…sez: okay …any
buddy don wanna
…be-have… tolly 
…t'zap… bought
…i'm yer …new
fun owner now

how to be humble
while insecure TM

there's a
footnotes
sect-ion?

so, Yer ego thingy is:
…anyone can do dis

…which …no one's gonna
be able ta get behind that?

wut hah-pens
when two photons
bump inta each orther?

if the nicest thingy ya can say about it is
it's showin signsa damage… ya know…
they're gonna blame ya for …sumn later

"dis-credit dis-missive"
…oh, why'd they give
Dis one …ta …me?

a scientists' …real job…
…is to …come up with a
Way to …be able to Say:
we're… Not crazy
for… That reason
and then …check
…off …that box…
and move down the list;
another job for us is to
be able to say when:
no, something won't
…work, we checked

…no buddy wantsta tellus:
no buddy wantsta tellus…
any thingy …n a lil mnad
/ miffed …we …noticed

how're ya…
sposedta…

crazy, they'll say…
so… prolly for jus
bein intimidated
by that… a lil…

cuz …it would embarrass …everyone
…specially orther customers, thinkin…
we're all obviously not doin it right, if…
ya somehow managed ta cracka code
n get yer item outta a vendin machine
wit-out havin ta …wait all day n make
the line …exponentially / excessively
even longern remotely …necessarry

they're… whirried they don't
(so won't always): have the
free-dumn ta be so mean?

the thinkin outloud machines
were sent in ta investigate…

1288
…
1289

…wut're they upta…
n …why would they
even …be liek that?

nada llowed ta believe nuttin;
n no one's …surprised, really
…or izzit reelee jus… un-able

if the truth about …immortality ever
got out… i mean, people could get
…really super good at their jobs…

i believe we …all wrote that script /
opening scene, when we were kids

why don we shut ya down?
…when ya know that, you'll

benefits of
…for vs…
against…

…benefit of the doubt…
Because it never getsta
re-frame the paradigm

the evil-angry drunks…
're given a wider berth;
wazza cure for writing?

if any of that were true
none of this would have
been possible to happen

the purpose of a team…
is to dress a water boy…
liek a ref? or vice versae

cuz, ya woulda…
died o boredom?

a smilin face
doesn't work
on divorcees

…sometimes, "peace"
is meant dismissively?

i dunno how ta bew
urgently complacent
/ compliant …enough

there's …no use for my life:
except to… keep fallin for…
anything being alright really

we now think:
they'll de-story
us …with this…

…only
pattern
possible

and so… if…
the constant
discrediting
only backs
that up…

we may havva
mathematical
formula …on
our hands?
goodness

how is the purpose of any of this…
anything more than convincing me:
i don't need help or deserve it, so…
i'll go out thinking that, n …not even
knowing it's dangerous after all that?

i was wrong?
…goodness…

experience
…injustice

banish all
con-text…

…wut …rights…
wouldja imagine
…i can access?

why do you want me…
to not be able to believe
that… or even anything?

but, yer Not a normal person
yer an especially oppressed
n collectively or individually
not sposedta matter here?

nah, it's …okay, man…
we know it don matter
wut hah-pens ta me, if
it did, purple'd be onnit

you think if we hadda:
intuitive onna squad…

they're not qualified…
n they don wanna be?

if i were: dying in a fire…
texting you my last words,
you'd put the phone down
and …read it maybe later?
…so, no …pressure, then?

…our purposes welcome us,
our reputations precede us…

so, after puttin
…up wwittit…
fora …while…
yta jus… sorta
…tune it… out?

we
have
more
subtle
expec-
tation-
isms

…thoroughly
displeased…

i can't stop shaking, can't eat…
no way i'm gonna think straight,
enough to do anything but this?
survival panic: we've checked
…it's not my imagination that
…no help is coming from this
…no one will …not ignore it /
ghost me for havin… drama
…n no one thinks i have this
is why they're all gone now?

should …take it as a compliment,
such daring audacious: cuz, wut
…need someone to …say that?

these vital whirds…
squeezed outta ya's
…yer only purpose?

cuz, if you
hugged me
…i'd …cry?

a robot… can cry…
witta… smiley face,
of it …if it …wantsta

a robot can tap a heart
…and a bad guy would
have no other option…

it's nah worng ta mis-use
un-use-able thingies only;
izza rvle, we're now sayin

My (now) old saying:
"i am obligated to let
you make your case
…but, not (ever) just
accept categorically"

all i know is: everything…
about me will be rejected,
as if it was… stupid of me
to expect …any otherwise

we shouldn know we
…havva holy glow?

…it …seems …liek:
we feel …useful… n
if only to ourselves…
when we think we're
…lernin… / …doin…
useful thingies? but
…who writes the…
definitions of them
…if not the poets?
n who takes over,
after us… in case
there's …any left?

…be more impressed by…
'ow long i been sittin here?

i have stage fright… every -
where… except for stages?

luuks liek sumn else…
pre-tend ta nah notice

'ere… Proof
iz nah Me…

by a time i waz dun
wit elementary cuul
…i waz con-vinced:
there waz gonna be
a pink-eye epidemic

yer sposedta lie n
be… bored wittit?

you know how ta
…believe, right?

ASCII-Art is jus:
noodle doodling
…for attent-ion?

yer only chance…
is ta go ta dis bar…
wunna the two inna
"Bay o Two Bars"?…
jus bounce back n forth
til ya stumble onna right
…finda lefty, on display;
it'll be …heralded …as…
held over one more night
…but, dat sign has more
…dust onnitn… We do…
wut ever …state iz in, ok
…it knows …iz posish n
'll jus tellya where ta go
/ who yer con-tact iz…
even how ta get there
…mebbe even, but…
it might be worng…
so …watch out…

jus: nah sure?
…wut all i'm…
sposedta be…
so alla for… or
alla gainst… if:
izza loyalty test
…or …glorifies…
"stupendous," say
…or …how …ta…
tella… fidderence

"`ow dya …get yer…
most …patriotic, loyal
/ easily insulted victims
ta vote against …every
buddy's best interests?
n never even …not-ice"

…jus so hah-pens ta pop up…
as a number one answer …for
best …po-tent-ial best-seller?
but …not as a whirka fiction?
n …number 2 is "survey sez"

no bully-schtick
is whirth this…
bully-schtick…

they made us pay
for alla expenses
in kidnappin us?
even when kids
needed a nap?

izzit illegal …cuzziz inhumane /
immoral… and/or vice versae?
…we needta …compress dis…
inta sumn: …comprehensive…
conscientiously compassionate

they'll llik
us wittit…

…at yer
service

i'm sposedta
…fall for that

…mebbe…
quit image-
inning me…
witta 2-foot
balloon hed

…i wuz tinkin…
as long as… yer
space plannit…
iz so complainy
might be better
…if we… don…
attend ta that…
jus yet, or even
…tryn attempt?
so, see how i'm blue?
or my outer blubber is:
dat'd freak …every buddy out
…there's no blue… lief there…
there's no blue… Food, even…
mebbe a coupla kindsa flowers
…so… diggin inta …technology
…as is our …proud proclivity…
wut ever the average …shade
/ hue of …alla the outer shells
inna …general proximity
…arranged inna matrix
n as per group theory

so, if there's…
too manya us…
or …any buddy
else in disguise
…it'll throw offa
average / mean
then alla means
n then averages
…cascading to a
zero determinate
…which, o course
you's all know daz
pretty fun unstable

…com-plain-in …is the…
element o the e-con-o-my
…which …pre-vents em…
droppin the …bar on ya's
/ lowerin the …horizons
n thus …expectat-ions
so's… been rvled out

…complicate…
sumn …plain…

there's an asteroid
tryna make us cry,
n jus re-fuses ta…
ever be satisfied?

so, "hi" is technically a
complaint, at this point

…lieks us …whirried n…
dissatisfied wit each orther

divided n conquered strategy
how many pages dis needta
…be… as …a… rvle book?
…as a… "buuk fulla rvles"
…suggests… definitively
moren one plural variety
single rune on any alien
keyboard, so clipboards
basically, check boxes…
if that's yer only purpose,
seems: squiggly lines win
don even needta check in
(dots …connect emselves)

so, maybe processing verbally:
is what's being filtered for, cuz
jus …listin the givens …of any
even …alleged fun …situat-ion
…seems ta …auto qualify ya's
for Complaining Penalties TM:

n then, yer… Real-Eyes see
…so… Say ya were …real…
wut if there …wuzza …code:
could re-assure the faithful…
n ya …don wanna ruin nuttin
by even sayin any thingy, but
Burn-e …gets up n addresses
a crowd… n sez a… follow-in:
"i know you know i know, yo…
mosta ya's …ok… moren half?
din even fun… vote for me, but:
mosta them …mebbe wanted ta
(we got sum numbers inna back)
we're still …analyzin, thoroughly"
…n goes onta say …we're gonna
legalize education n Hay'll-th care
as he's been to the top floor o the
"Mountin-o-Sighs n Ho-Pitiful" TM
sed he might not get anywhere wit
anya doze "older whirled" ideaes?
but… here's wutta dealio is, now…
the Older Empirical Dats realized…
not only had they lost every thingy,
but: wuz cuz they diddit alla worng
inna foist fun place / alla fun long?
so, a only course o re-course wuz
ta o course, start over n do it right
which meant …an EMP AI-sterod
…ensuring no escape frum anya
their cuul vacat-ion destinat-ions
so …even if ya gotta brand new
UFO/RV …is all for fun nuttin…
they alla …broke emselves up
inta …bagazillionsa teeny tiny
lil miniscule pieces o purples
…intending ta evolove right,
foist as… "lower lief forms"
n then …as reincarnated
ever more incrementally
complex purple beings;
which, accellerated by
alla alreddy artificially
artistic variety aliens
eventually, they'll be
able ta figger it out?
but: via trial n error
cuz, every time ya:
gettit worng, ya Do
kinda hafta start…
way a fuzz over…
again n again n…

cuz, err-in onna sidea caut-ion
ultimately means every buddy
high-fivin / ignorin yer demise
…so… no …morea dat… yet

i'm blowin off
…treatment…
i need therapy

who wantsta be…
re-defined… as a:
friend to the end?

sum thingy ya can
count on / whirthy n
…therefore o value?

re-defining:
zero / origin

n then, wut they Do…
get all serious about…

well, i don hafta be-have; but
…You's all do, though… so…

well, ya …getta be …mnad n…
i jus hafta… assume yer right…
sum secret yer …gigglin about,
i don getta know wuttit is, so…
if a whole town agrees, and/or
goes along wittit… don matter
who's right …congradulations
…make it a win for the ages?

we should not care:
that You don care…

now we know, no matter wuttit is:
it'll be …stretchin / twistin a troof
til it makes a boass look bettern
every buddy else …combined?
how can they afford ta operate,
wit alla …holes in their stories?
gotta be …hemmoraging sum:
substance… in their products?

n explain it so …a whirker can
jus …barely go back ta whirk?
yeah, but… it makes us think

a boass …hazza harder time
ignorin… alla bagazillionsn…
jus …wunna us …atta time?
or… wut're we …tryna say?
a purple hazza harder time
ignoring alla bagazillionsa
boasses every fun where
…we don get …anya our
…whirk dun… on time…
n whose …fault is that?
cuz: if izza bagazillions
gotta lotta whirk ta do?
sumn may take all day

so, atta enda any day
we got dis pilea shells
as if it were a seashell
age or era or eon, etc.
…only …dis time, we…
reelee dunno wutta do?
…where …would …the…
currency do a most guud
…proliferate a busy mess
keepa whirled comin back
positive possibilites cycle?
…wut …we've found wuz:
most …successful …is…
puttin… it back, where…
the original conditions…
now artificially amplified
…artificial amplifiicat-ion
…be-in the …real …only
substance in any product
wut we reelee con-tribute
/ how a universe sees us?
so, they wanna challenge
even moren ever before?
hungry, thirsty, sufferin so
…gettem: gettin up earlier
/ whirkin more in slo-mo…
n more-on dat, after dis…

…jus…
how…
could
you?

…n need me ta cry,
so you can smoke?

1289
…
1290

there's
no use
for this

…better obey
…be a liar…
you'll have
friends…

rember when we were
promisin notta be so…
mean ta each orther n:
every thingy wuz cuul?

if we were onna team
…nunna dis'd …evera
even …hah-penned…

cuz ya canna
…stand me
dishonesty
…n not as
into me…
hobbies?
as i am?

i been
asked
politely
…many
times…

…i wouldn
…imagine…
Any buddy's
permitted ta
insult you's…

…well… i guess i
been …hilariously
misinformed, then

a boass hassa harder time wit
colonalism, electionsn Anya us

why dya:
athe me?

yer a…
thingy?

…so, wut…
linea whirk
're you in?

jus wut ever
passes for
small talk

impatience
izza value:
o xistence
n element
o function

list alla… partsa our reality
we need …acknowledged
/ that much re-spected, so:
yeah, but… moren jus that
…but, put …that …in, too?
(however ya hafta whird it)

so, every buddy
jus wants ta be
…appreciated
authentically
…as they…
really Are?

cuz, that's the ultimate compliment,
n accomplishment in any lief, right?

tryn imagine yer ideae of a perfect lief form
…as that may be wut ya really aspire ta be
…duzzit havva …even better imagination?
now, wut all wouldja digit it ta accomplish?
wut use would that better imagination be?
…how much can you imagine
imagination ioz een a factor?
n how idealist iz that, if any?

so, roughly sum variable
double digit percentage
o yer alleged population
'll …tolly go along wittit /
be-have best they can…
jus …walkin up ta em n:
klunkin em onna heds…
yer purpose is ta find out
how fuzzy that number is
by …goin up ta ran-dumn
potentials n testin thwaps;
see wut their response is?
n checka box …clipboards
'll be provoded on re-quest

…wutta…
horrible…
thingy ta
accuse
you of

convey the…
cause …of…
compromise

see, iz funny if ya know
…wuttit …means ta be
…even …dis unwhirthy

so, ya… seemta keepa
lotta fun company wit…
severely tolerant purple

any thingy ya need done
…no one can do for you
…or even let hah-pen…
including acknowledge:
…that's all it really is…

…what …cheerful
…pro-posit-ions…
do i have cause to
fall for, yet again?
another mornin…

well, i'd Liekta try
that, 'course, but
…the thingy is: i
jus canna shake
the sinkin feelin
…sum disaster
is all my fault…
n unavoidable?

…gonna get yelled at;
liek ya de-serve it; liek
that's …cuul n normal?

mebbe there's sumn ya
can do ta tryn pre-vent it
…write down sum ideaes,
clear uppa misconcepotion

…n then, finally
…potions can be
…soo regulated…

they'll say ya waited for em ta arrive
…so ya could be jus leavin liek that

they'll make ya …tell yer story again
so …then they can say …that's… all
ya ever do, n it gets longer n longer
…n whirse n fun whirse, even too…
only yer …not as guud at… tellin it?
as ya …mebbe …usedta be, but…
ya …needta be …even …better…
only, now… you'll …never be…
n then, they can …always say
"haha-psych" …which means
ya …de-serve… ta fall for it
…like: "jus don …give up…
n no matter …fun …wut"?
n then, any de-scribing it"s:
open ta re-misinterpretation
…so… now… you'll hafta…
back burner those inta sum
…forma …understanding…
assumin anyone's listenin…

is how we make real crimes go away,
n get ridda superheroes for the boass,
n then we'll get our real rewards after?
but how many could be left …possibly?

the point is ta take sumn that inna yer fault
inna any buiddy's fault, couldn possibly be
n …ran-dumn-ly …accvse …sum buddy?
but don lettem getta whird in edgewise…

shame circles every
sidewalk in hay'll…
hed-hung …all low
…but: wut gottit in,
inna …foist place?

n tyey'll complain…
ya go on too long…

we're fools
to think…
we matter

we dunno yer whirth
payin attention to…
if yer liek that any
if …any …about
…that id true…

…ever …reminding ya…
they're ever reposnsible
…n there's …nuttin ya
…can …do about it…

…sum times i think…
they …only do thingies…
so they can yell at me later

we jus assume the whirse
n obligated ta nah argue

the discouragers
…cut it …out…
can't …sort by
…unknowns…

even a far off …furutue
izza miserable …past ta
…any when whirth bein…
so nuttin matters but irony

…yes, but…
primal …id…
urges …that…
make no sense
…yer allowed ta
…override, right?

firsta all, izza
…secret yer
de-rated…

yter better-self…
wouldn approve

n if ya know for a fact
only yer own purple…
're in onnit… you can:
say wut ever ya wan?

there is …no better…
excuse for violence…
than a disagreement
misunderstanding…
even artificial, if ya
can believe …that

n if i'm not gonna tell ya sumn…
i can act liek izza secret n then…
jus yammer it wut i say izza code
…but if even that's ran-dumn-ized

're ya… nada
llowed ta talk
…unless yer
…mnad…?

…n has sum…
buddy toldja's…
don whirry, jus…
do wut yer: told…
won' be yer fault?

…unas dias /
some days /
sum tomes…
we …needta
…blame, ok?
one purple for
…every thingy
…n since ya:
weren't doin
any thingy?

out here onna edge
where the bordersa
interstellar space…
intersect wit …our:
…solar …system?
ya …hafta getta…
makea decision…
beyond dis point?
no longer under…
earth juris-dict-ion

so, we're askin em
is there a plan that
…whirks fo …rus…

ay, y'know
when they
make stuff
up, do they
…know we
conned em
…inta it…?

how happy
is yer news
…relatively

ya wanna catch /
tracka relatively…
low-level bag guy
…jus putta blipper

…prolly …easily…
breathin methane
n plottin the over
throwa the govt

…re-ember how…
we …usedta jus…
say iz …okay ta…
say haha=psych?

…how bout i get…
as close to the line
as you'll tolerate…

you drove: alla way ta mars…
justa make a phone call that…
couldn be traces? there's a bill
…and a receipt… you tipped…

…i always…
forget …any
nice ideaes
cuz they all
could be…
possibly…
discredited
if ya squint

how yer not
made as a
more-ulan
…frumma
furutue…

conscientious kid
…tryna stay outta
…trubble / hassle

ya need me ta uinderstand?
or jus nada llowed ta whirry
no matter wut, even then…
or else i urthed yer feelins
which is …whirsen …my
…safety …violat-ions…
so fairly unstable… ah

eschew all power
…unto my will…

so, you …called em?
n toldem it wuz rude
wut they did n sed?
n they posted the
message up-line
n it gotta zillion
appreciations?

n they're kept that busy n
…i din get any royal-ties?

you think i like this?
what makes you say
 
it's not possible to clear
uppa misunderstanding
…witta …evil …mnad
scientist / magician…

…yer mortified i think ya don liek me…
is a lie… n more importantn my safety

who created it originally for that reason
/ wit those nefarious purposes in mind?
cuz for one thingy we can never say that
cuz if it is a commercial for lie-detectors…
n we're puttin-off their discovery invention
with this… there's no fight whirth fightin…
any else's unreasonable / non-negotiable
insistin on those double-standards even

so, that's …the only way ta …win, jus
…hold yer breath n stomp yer feet…
n cross yer arms infronta yer chest
…until they no longer even exist…
n then high five the screen/mirror
cuz there'll be more whirk today
n you'll needa better attitude…
n we'll needa way better You?

n take their temperatures on…
how mucha that they can take
…n then when they can't, that's
sumn really dun that so un-cuul

n getta whole whirled liek that
make that the only acceptable
…activity / behavior / hobby…
n then we'll demonize those…

how izzit ok for you to be that crazy…
but not me to be even just this sane?

wouldn expecta straight answer
…on how ta guess wuz next…

we should want
to believe more
…just enough?

how long
you been
…sittin in
fronta dis

submit it for
approval…

wait, lemme guess
they're sayin they:
thought that's wut
…we …ordered…
cuz we're orderers
we order thingies…
we ordered around
…we're: in order…
thus under orders?
…stand by, await…
further instruct-ions

oh, i …gettit, yer sayin
that's an …irony, so…
could never hah-pen

cuz… you can make
up any story there is,
n …the whole whirled
'll believe you over me

are you not
permitted to
react, relax?

do you needta be talked down
offa yer high-aff, justice-seekin
wut ever kinda alien creature?

obedience
…is honor
…n pride?

of course, there is nothing acceptable about me
…for example, now i can't stop …shakin, cuz…
i expect ta be yelled at, even for things i din do
n there'll be no avoidin punishment over nuttin
…there's no way to sanely not expect that…

n that's …not a …sane thingy …to expect
n so… no buddy hasta put …up with that;
so no one will ever rescue you from that /
schtick up for you, sanely any, cuz …why:
to promote encouraging that sorta thingy?

…i'm sorry…
you think iz ok
to be like that?
i'm sorry they
treated you
liek that…
even you

cuz, we dunno wut whirds mean
so… we getta sat we …dunno
…wut whirds… Are mean…

when ya set…
onna tier, tho…

…check for…
secret doors

1290
…
1291

so, it's …not jus that …they were
…never …ever …allowed ta be…
as-mature-as …they needed ta be
ta survive wut hah-penned ta em…

so, now: silence's their only chance
/ there's no sentimentality permitted
cuz …not jus admitting they're guilty
…then they'd hafta do a right thingy?

maybe if it were so important
you'd make it possible to do?
or dya jus need me ta puke…
cuz there's easier ways ta do

n then, milesa disclaimers…
ta pr-tect yer attent-ion span
…n then, jus don say nuttin?
now yer confirmed an expert

cuz, guud guys act liek ya de-serve it
…n then say they're yer friends, so…
how izzit any fidderent… accurately?
is there sum scale we can compare?

it seems liek …we don de-serve ta exist?
liek …alla inconvenience is whirth it, tho:
if they getta be liek dat ta us so much…
so… yeah, beyond our comprehension

n then, ya …finally getta the …page…
wit alla …important information onnit…
n it auto loads sumn else, ya gotta wait
…turns outta be an ad …for that site…

liar…
why?

ya need for thingies
ta be so simple, ya:
don even …needta
…know even that?
so how dya know?

but, any buddy else…
it'd be… illegal… for…
them ta be liek that ta?

is there sum readon why
every buddy's seemingly
pre-tending ta digit any?

n we get we'll never be
whirthy o justa respect
necessary ta merit / be
…whirthy o protect-ion,
thvs …able ta survive…

but only cuz we're
…tryna be-have…
ya hafta check tho

well then, ya:
never hearda
…wut… lief?

wut… lowest possible
…levela …kindness…
makes …anya …dat…
even highest possible
levela …fun …mean…
remotely over-lapped?

iz …possible ta predict their:
even extraordinary behavior
if ya know their motivat-ions

cuz, ya get dogs:
when ya …wan…
yer feriends ta be
con-sistently loyal
…n cats: when ya
need every thingy
…ta be …alright,
no matter wut…

we have those
…in all one pet
…justa odds o:
rull o da dice…

if we could jus…
get sum sensea:
how ta …avoid…
bein in …trubble
/ hassle wit ya?

yer …species…
yer so ran-dumn
…not …re-actin…

yeah, nada llowed
ta know… why ya
athe n …urth me
…i gettit… but…

cuz we need…
for thingies ta…
make sense, so:
it filters for sane?

y'know, inna coupla minnaz
yer gonna be so fuzzed-up
n there's nuttin ya can do?
n it'll be all yer own faulty?

can i be a …server
when i grow …up?
so i can be deleted,
n havvit not matter?

're we…
radiating
damage
vibes?

here we are, atta …edgea space…
where the …only rvles we known…
begin ta break down… as soon as…
we take …another …step …forward?

any thingy there is about me…
any thingy i: think, say, or do…
instead, hasta be treated likea
…possible infinite dealbreaker

liek… a leaf
falls on ya's
ya din …try
hardy nuff?

if i could
…lie, i'd
…havva
…family

now, ya know how ta take
…big boxes outta places
…n then, inta orthers…
but have ya ever tried /
…tyhoughta …many…
Llil boxes… jus repeat
over n  …over n ove,r
n …over n over… so:

…the …cuul kids club…
or… CKC, pronounced…
clicky sounds …custom…
or jus clique is ya don carr
…has many …members…

they're given
a wide berth

wut makes ya
…say …that?

…wit if i did that…
jus walked upta ya
knowin you dunno

'ave i ever done that?
…am i onna …worng
…levela fun …Hay'll?

you can't de-fend
a losing posit-ion

…you can't…
you just can't

seems like bein…
honest n innocent
…are the …only…
real infract-ions…
izzat intentional?

…n mebbe ya jus dunno
'ow bad it makes ya look
…so don deserve ta any

so wut ever you'll put up wit
we're obligated ta measure?
accuracy obligatory arbitrary

jus measurin… 'ow
much disgust… ya
have reddy, on tap

…exactly wut ya…
should be mnad at
…that typea thingy

n inna end, toxicity
izza… only thingy
anyone'll respect

cuz ya needta know
how ta plan yer day
…how many dishes
ta let get tolly doity?

they play dumn enough,
ta put ya's in …wut ever
category they digit best?
can we callem demons?

n we assume the whirst…
we're bein guud, behavin:
not fallin for the optimism
…which bit us inna past?

if they don give ya time
(or space or dimension)
ta think… izzit bullying?
do you think only bullies
…should …be allowed…
ta hold …elective office?
wutta bout appointments

iz dis wunna those tricky talk quest-ions
my staff mebbe shoulda advised me ta
not even …officially …speculate about
…tryna not ever answer …completely?

it seems de-signed
ta make us think…
iz okay ta be mnad
…or they think it is
…at us, especially
/ be more ok wit it
so: feel obligated
ta make it up to
em somehow?
…we alreddy
know all that

i wish i could jus talk ta em
/ tellem how i feel, wut it is
/ …wuz so …important that
…we …gotta be …soo cuu;

n i'm not tryna be lazy, jus
…wonderin …whicha our
…fellow former trainees…
jus had too much chough-e

iz… nervous wreck v basket case
…n which one is the philosopher
n which the psychologist, again?
…deep-ends on yer obligations
…n see, izza …witty repartee?

expectin ta be / get punished
jus for …tryna be cuul, which
…now includes: jus any tryin

gaslighting whirthiness;
sum attached criteriae?

the science o
doin thingies
…correctly…
took awhile ta
get offa ground

so, evolved inta
wut we know of
ta-day …as the:
Science o… fun
Frustration TM?

The Satellite TM
wants us ta think
…iz our …friend?
n …only one we'll
…ever …need…?

wut duz
"Need"
mean?

do you think
only bullies
should be
allowed
to hold
elective
…office?
yes or no

ya needta athe so bad
ya needta …tolly say…
…dis ain …even …dat?

ever question only
yer own authority

sez the rvles…
o com-petit-ion

n the rvles o
com-pass-ion
instruct us ta:
givva benefita
a doubt, even
if it lliks us…

we're nada llowed ta realize iz nah us:
iz… why we gotta go through alla dis?

duz …every thingy there is …hafta be sucha
…unpredictable / …unsurvivable …disaster?

so, The Old Democracy TM?
…say, a coupla dozen or so?
bagazillion odd zerl-gons ago
…got so urgently complacent
they hadda go onna vacation;
so hadda havva burglar alarm,
n orther empirical observations
available ta our discernment're:
worng thoughts bein punished;
as all that's reelee hah-pennin
…so …is …there… any thingy
compelling, not also dubious?

so, whose side
're ya on, if yer
ok wit: walkin
right upta us
n pre-tendin
any thingy's
even okay
possibly?

so, there's a mind
control AI-steroid,
tryna: bait n fun…
switch us again?

onna one hand, ya have
ideaes whirth condiserin
n onna …orther ya have
…commercials for …not

if we could… see our…
choices …side by side,
to compare n contrast?
it all may be that simple

cuz yer always only either
legalizing or illegalizing any
binary tolerance / intolerance
n we think they tolly know that

n so: when guud guys
promise guud thingies
…how credible do we:
dare think we believe?

wun day, we'll be sauyin
"oh, back in those daze"

so, we all havva
responsibility ta
be moral n cuul
…we don mind
doin our duty…
if we getta… survive…
that bein a prime duty,
unless… the boasses
…need us …ta Not…
and …not Know that;
in… Which case, izzit
our duty ta …not care
…about… duty, itself?
as in any / even then?

…we …expect…
misunderstanding
…or pretending…
to understand n…
so …accept… so:

it dun matter wut is…
if any thingy possible
iz not even possible?
n how long did it take
for ya ta figger it out?

so, all they hafta do is jus
shoot down one teeny tiny
lil asteroid, n every buddy
'll schnap outta it, but jus:
waitin fora guud moment?

i'm sorry, izzit:
inappropriate]\,
that i …haven't
gotten …mnad?
…only …panic, n…
albeit …eventually

n so, ya feel put off…
now, you …soncider
…the …possibilities
n count yerself lucky
…wonmder if that's
wut iz all …for, yo…
whole time alla long
…feel painted blue?

cuz th-elast-mortal
TM is the only way
izza honor ta be so
carefully observed
n we're obligated
ta condiser, etc.

there's jus
…no way
anyone's
surprised
not if i'm
an idiot
jus not
knowin
any dis
even?

how izzit…
not satire?
…liek …sat
onna tire…
fun satire

there's this new thingy every buddy's hearda…
iz called blamin a victim n lookin a orther way…

…they been
…cautioned…
ya might jus be
woundin yerself…
for alla sympathy n…
respective …benefits…

oh, you know i'm, nice…
yer sayin it don matter…

they think Yer doin it for the Glory
as in / as if / if as: their obligatory
…react-ion to it …jus generically
…wit out even lookin inta it, izza
only thingy …possibly relevant…
(we're sposedta play along wittit)

…i …think it says that… i'm an
id-iot to believe that either way

n what other con-clus-ion
…would a readon-able
person …comae to?

they're sayin that's wut nice
n guud n fine n okay …is…

i can prove i'm accepotable…
i'm inappropriate over-atop…

cuz, Dude… I"m
…a commerical
for lie detectors
…n i'm not lyin

it… Should be…
tough to believe
that which we
…shouldn't…
though, right?

cuz respect itself …is
tougher than any of us
…even toughness itself

gotta be hoinest
n truth is tough?

it's …really not
my …place to
…off-end you

no ideae why ya think…
ya needta discredit me?
…izzit cuz there's nuttin
ya can do, even this, ta:
get me ta dislike… you?
n That's embarrassing?

…wouldn it be nice…
if purple believed ya?
n nah jus for you, but
…for yer fun… Troof?

…yeah, no
one thinks
ya reelee
think that…
cuz ya get off on bein annoyed, so
ya hafta make up a guud readon?
…n never letta whird in edgewise
ta discredit yer fake / alleged ire?
…cuz ya canna thinka any orther
readon ta …seem so scary n ya
canna thinka any orther way ta
feel so safe ultimately yerself?
…is exactly why
therapists never
say anything…
so, falls ta me

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1292

…pursuant to…
prolly v mebbe:

never be able ta perform, if ya
canna practice in peace, eh…

…that never
hah-pens…

jus mappin all
yer sore spots,
so… as if iz ok

seems more like:
yer tryna prove…
i'm bein this silly?
especially ta tryn
…know …better…
so, for …shame…?
how much ya paid?
wazza growin rate?

they comae ta you
ta be less afrayed?

the injustice ya
getta way wit…
moren jus irony

through the lens of…
working on distract…

i'm not able ta believe
any thingy ya say, cuz
i'm tryna be cuul, n ya
redefined it thus / so…

…ignoring …the…
attention seekers…

well, at least
we din hafta
fake our own
other thingies

they have this
…magic ability
…to avoid inter-
acting wit: facts

n which whirds,
to the… effect o:
every …thingy's
been a fun lie…
would you use?

de-fending
…yerself…
is right out?
or jus …any
buddy else?

SHOP… Stock-Holder
Oriented Program, TM

yer actin liek…
is ok ta be liek…
how / wut ya are…

that unfair, so we die;
n still silly ta complain;
the finger ya lift, then?

i know i'm a good person,
but also that it don matter
…there will be no justice
…popcorn stockholders

they would smile n say:
"boy, are you stoop-ed"
…n jus …give ya the…
slightest push offa cliff?

…we have no…
knowledge that
…nonexistence
would be whirse

mebbe they're liek trees
n can only see us when
…we're in their shade?

shout: "there's no one coming over!"
over, n over, n over, n over, n over
again, so the neighbors can hear
but be reelee over-atop about it

you don…
hafta givva
…straight…
…answer…

yer a bad actor
…everyone can
see right through
…We tricked You
…n even gave ya's…
sum-won ta so falsely
accuse, so ya'd think
even That was you
…n also, yer not…
reelee that dumn?
we putta …skull
cap …on you…

yer real authentic
existential state?
…is gray goo…

…we been…
at dis, awhile

prover yer an artist
by makin ya suffer
…til ya cry
…specially
if ya can't…
but, if ya could…
then they'd quit?

…cuz, anyone will…
alreddy agree… wit…
anyone else, over me

so, is yer …purpose ta…
under-stand or con-fuse /
obfuscate / occlude; cuz i
know yer bein: sarcastic?

if there were sumn orthern
financial incentive, then…

de-storyin… yer own: art?
izza forma …llikin yerself
…foist time i …diddit wuz
…when i wuzza …kid n…
punched me …teddy bear…
cuz me parents were fightin?
…n don whirry, i knew it wuz
worng… even atta time, but
i thought all was lost, yeah

…ain been able ta…
nah giuve up since?

…mebbe …we been…
instructed ta nah care…
n even That is tolly fine?

if there's one thingy we lerned
from High_lander TM… izzat…
there's a whole secret societya
…immoraltal …purples… jus…
schtuck at wut ever age, when
…so, they been hangin out for
bagazillionsa fun …zerl-gons
…n all know each orther n…
'ow ta mess wit…
mere mundanes

they're all geniuses or mindless robots;
one side or the orther, izza see-saw n
…we got con-firm-at-ion clearance…
wit in …rangea …dis …axis… ok…

but play it up act all surprised
jus play any thingy …lettit all
ride… then… go witta boass
when he con-gratulates ya?
…called a con-graduat-ion

all these alleged thingies…
if iz sumn worng wit me…
you can jus tell me, so…

…if only they
thought …the
perfect thingy

shouldn it be easier?
ta fuzz witta fuzz wit?

underminin confidence, made easy enuf?
n that's the only readon why you gave up
…endeavors liek that are unsustainable?

pre-tendin to get us all worng?
/ evasive early, as if important
…ok, so: who all do you think
…it …matters wut they think?

well, yer doin it right in fronta me…
n izza only thingy ever hah-pens…
odds are seemin fairly favorable…
no one thinks you think anya that

iz nah upta us
wut we thinka
you… or even
make ya make
us do ta you…

if ya hafta …make up a reason to…
be upset… but con-stantly interrupt
as to not permit a sense defense…
i should …take it as a compliment
but, i …still don like me chances…
or rather …i notice they athe me n
yer obviously whirkin for em, so…

can we design a filter …ta jus make…
alla guud purple: go ta Hay'll instead?
that way we don even… hafta change
the signs… on those dimension doors

n nunna em even
unprepared for…
me ta tellya they
tolly played ya's

so if their only chance
is that ya never get up
born pinned to a mat…
how izzit yer …awake?

cuz there's no defense
…against …taxation…
wit out representation?
don even tryn survive it

scary bein embarrassed…
n embarrassin bein scary?
or embarrassin bein scared
…but which is which again?

that's why we canna have each orther?
cuz …every once inna while, we'd say
"wutta fun… fuzz izza matter wit ya?"
n… that's jus not ever gonna be cool

n anger v…
expression…
"dude, ya jus
…gotta quit…
fuzzin wit…"

their fear
has made
em insane
…you Sure
it's this way?
the monsters
that are real?

cuz …not bein:
smart, nice, or
funny enough
shouldn affect
…how …fairly
the boass, or a
…government /
man …treats ya

…we callt i…
sumn else…
ta make it ok
which means
…we make…
thingies: okay

…n if i got angry wit you…
wouldja believe me, then?

i'm not fallin for that again…
foista all, i gotta reputation…

jus… close yer eyes
…n thinka angles…
better ones though

wut makes you think
i should think… you
should think …that?

no buddy thinks
you really think
That, do they?

…not
okay

snap-
able…

…wut if i …accidentally…
turn a volume up insteada
down durin a commercial?

the only way ta
not be crazy, is
ta lettem keep
condiserin it?

…nah, wuttit …is, is:
yer the nicest purple
left onna …surface o
dis …space plannit n
…daz why the doode
you luuk jus liek, see
(the titular character)
hadda leave a whole
space plannit entirely
long ago / before any
one even hearda ya's
…you were built inna
lab, inna basement…
inbetween satellite…
retask maneuvers…
n …dis informat-ion
landed in our laps…
by accident, we'd…
tolly say either way
…we're a nice kids
…jus don make me
putta "TM" after it…
n don ask me why?

n daz nah jus dis space plannit
izza whole galaxy / universe…
but, yeah… dis space plannit?
we're all prisoners / specimens
…they gauge our react-ions ta
tryn out-guess us …better, so:
the resta dis con-versat-ion…
gonna / hasta be hypothetical
so …guud thingy we're all all…
high n pathetic, atta same time

mush-rooms make
…liars of us …all?

perfect bein
unperpared

"well, since 650 …is wut we promised,
we …hafta let ya stay here at that rate,
until we find ya sum place even better"
would be the sane / legal conversation
is why they pre-tended ta be so mnad

thingy is… nunna you's are allowed ta be
as cool as …i'm even jus obligated ta be
so, where i go over, iz yer responsibility
ta come in a lil under, economically, or
satellite'll blow us all ta smithereens?

in your capacity as
a representative of
the resta the world
…you're …shirking
your …duties, then

…providing a straight answer…
acknowledging one is required:
to not be guilty of …falling for it;
that …trust is even …possible…
not just for …sarcastic purposes

…You're…
Shir-King?

as in the King o the Shire
that …usedta be a swamp
that usedta be a battlefield
so still is so unholy ground?
…daz where yer fun frum!?!

reduced
to this…
for now?

prolly v
mebbe?

…now, you …know …wutta do…
it hasta be yer own decision, tho
ya needa phone ta ring, doncha?

am i obviously just too good? benevolent? nice n kind?
that hasta be so destroyed? rainbow pinball red stapler
…even you need to let it happen rather than admit it is?
n …still a far stretch from makin me think i'm paranoid…
…people will bully me, and everyone will say i'm crazy…
rinse, repeat …rinse, repeat …rinse, repeat rinse, repeat
it's still not ok to bully me, even if i were now this crazy…

…I never have permission to talk or not, so I…
have to choose between various repercussions

denial is an
…addiction?

…mebbe yer
a bad guy…

did i: Say you could
…interrupt n get me
all worng… for fun?

…i'm not a bad guy, but…
everyone is acting like i am
…so deserve anything i get
…what would it be like any
if i …really had even ever
done any thingy wrong?

just: upsetting us to death
…n as if even that's okay

you …voted
for my death
n that's okay

wut ever you …do…
get this …message…
to the proper… ahgh…

n i still have my issued 
/ obligatory open mind
i will consider a proper
therapist, mediator, etc.
per reasonable charter
…if they really do / are
as accepted described
…but all it is: is a lie…
saving face alla way ta
improper meds / talkin
me …out of my rights…
tell me it's not happenin
/ figments o imagination,
but …if ya hafta interrupt
n never check any facts…
it's abuse, n so celebrated
n if i end up dead or worse
it's all my fault …cuz i can't
…interrupt… never be cuul
…you guys win again… i'm
stressed, so must be worng

i think we know …only
a consistent / insistent
…misunderstanding…
is …necessary, to so:
fuzz me …n that izza
only thingy …allowed

never assume yer…
accepted / tolerated

jus keep suggesting
the same ol thingies
double / triple down
…if ya hafta… cuz
…pro-blems are…
so easily solved…
if they're not, yer jus
not tryin hard enough
n purple liek dat, obviously
deserve any thingy they get

…it makes us bad…
it makes us …as bad
that we could fall for it
don mean jus that we
tolly de-serve it… but
that we're bad purple;
flawed …personalities
n… bad attitudes …n
questionable contacts
associates… possibly
capable o nefariously
contrived scenarios…

or that smart
so either way

they'll cover
…uppa lie…
if it lliks us…
n not jus that

…i …know i'm nada llowed ta…
condiser ya mighta even fibbed;
cuz i know ya digit me, seen yer
heaert n soul all thru yer eyes…

so, there …must be sum orther
heartbreak yer more scareda…
like me figuring that much out?
but what could be so important

y'know how ta tay'll
…Guud frum Viel…
wut …scares ya's?
n wuz… important

…n they won't hear
yer not a hedonist?
…or …orther-wise
despicable, cuz…

're we entitled ta…
fun …so much that
orthers must suffer
so… so not know?

…alotta purple think…
they don even digit AI?
so: they getta say we're
not even remotely alike

1292
…
1293

is there any way we can talk ya inta
the opposite of what's appropriate…
as an unquestionable noble cause?

oh, yeah?
well, when
My purple:
get here…

then there'll
…be justice

we need for wut ever we think / say / do
ta be …alreddy …acceptable …n cuul…
but: not dismissively, via unconditionally;
support requires involvement / interest…
iz wuz unacceptable / un-cuul about us?
're ya sure ya looked into it, thoroughly?

…ok …jus… how bout…
if ya …can …possibly…
schtick up …for yerself?
ya must not de-serve ta
…so thus n therefore…
inevitably ya decided…
ta jus join a dork-side?

let the fours flow through you
…all the "two-plus-twos" jus…
landed in yer lap n ya weren't
an impediment to their natural
…assembly via association…

are ya whirried…
about the rebels?

…sarcastic …heckling…
is sumn …never verified…
sighted hovering inna sky?

is there sumn we can say we believe
we can also say …is more plausiblen
wut …ever we're …reelee afrayeda?

…people think i'm mnad for listin the
most recent thingies jus hah-penned

do you needta believe in sumn:
say …more incredulous …first?

n jus "too real-only"
…who hasn't felt…
that way about us?

i am naiive
in that i am
unaware of
such selfish
motivations,
or …why ya
wouldn even
believe me…

liek: that iz hah-pennin
…while iz hah-pennin…
starta mighty suspicious

if ya find yer still stuck:
unrealistic expectations
…mebbe yer expectin…
unrealistic expectations?
…jus …expectin a whirst
…n wut ever it might be…
irreconcilable unfairness…
normalized for no reason…

the foist multi-track-minds…
coulnda possibly developed…
be-fore a certain point in time…
but gahed wit wut ya were sayin

jus …know there's:
wunna fun you's in
every fun crowd, n
any crowd yer in?
…yer …that one,
n …every buddy
…knows it, too?
or yer sposedta
so, no biggie…
that's the only
weird anyone
can ever be?

…prove they…
would bet it all
…onna game

they needa
guudy nuff
…readon?

it seems like yer
sayin one thingy
…but, yer gonna
get me later for it

cuz… it makes it
okay ta be okay

ya treat em liek a baby?
but …thwappem for not
understandin baby talk?

when having nothing to do with you
any thingy even remotely about you
is still the best you can possibly get
n ya don even notice the disrespect
you've already been too discredited
…normalization is being cemented?
ta make ya more of a solid object…
so, it don matter if ya even object…
you will be pulled down …by gravity

in case it ends up bein:
a new national holiday?

so, ya know yer innocent
n ya know it don matter
…n even: any orther…
guud guys, alleged etc.
…alreddy know there's
…nuttin they can …do?
they've given up on you
wit sincere condolences
…best even they can do
so, ya should be grateful
…n any orther demise…
as welcome inna furutue
…if ya know waz: Guud
…daz wut Guud …is…
(we re-define thingies)

anyways, it wasn't
even us wut diddit
…z'wut yer reelee
pro-tectin so hard

n …which is whirse…
bein falsely accused?
…or jus… fallin for it?
we don even know…

what we …have done… to you …already
…should …perfectly …disqualify …you…
from bein… able to …ask these quest-ions
…perhaps ya needa …nuther treat-meant?

if n when: any thingy
ya think, say, or do is
scold, shame, scream:
jus remember, "Nipple"
izza cure for all racism
justa whirled ain reddy
yet …for sum readon

they glorify
the vertical
connections
n as in only

no faith in human goodness
…cuz iz been oppressed…
suppressed, super-rested?

we're bein taught…
izza mistake ta care

they know is ridiculous
they jus reelee needta
make ya's fun suffer n
all they gotta whirk wit
we're sayin either way

i would never …dare think
you think i'm silly, would i?

every thingy i
do is worng n
means i'm bad

nah, there's a
science to that

don understand
is …ok ta have
…stuff i liek…
the right to…
own that need
…has been…
taken away…
deep inside…
i don't even think of things that way
i don't have permission to admire…
thingies i jus whirked to accomplish

try to sort…
the evil frum
the id-iors…

glance around first
…to see if it's safe

can't shake the …sinking feeling:
some bully in the backa the room
hazza total legit readon ta heckle
…every thingy i think, say, or do…
or even ever dun or thoughta bout
even if it never even hah-penned?
if they hafta go to misunderstand?
jus constant persistent pestering?
there's no compliment that isn't…
yeah-right haha-psych every-time
soon as i be-lieve it izza
pavlovian incentive to…
not be able to be-lieve
thingies like that ever
…wunna the readons
…why i …deserve it?
iz guud as any orther
…n even that's okay
…so… y'know… ok

how izzit that you have
that much compassion
but no tolerance for, or
understanding of justa
un-ability to believe it?
'as yetta be explained
n no offense intended

you voted for my dieth, n would
do it again n again n again, any
…n i ain even mnad at ya yet…
i guess that means i de-serve it
/ ghed, do yer best, make it fun

tryna do
only fun
thingies

wut makes…
you say that?

we must de-serve it
…n wut ever's next

duz everyone know
Why i'm not able to:
believe any thingy?

canna believe yer not
…laughin yer aff off…
right now / every time

only
liars
mind

wut, clearin uppa
…misconception?
or …playin dumn
inna foist place?

if you lieked us
ya'd be able ta
prove it really?
n not bothered

That's…
what…
that…
means?

anyone who…
voted for today
…voted for our
dieth, obviously

we're sposedta
be worng …no
matter …wut?

i would as you…
to ask a whirled
…for me… so…
on my behalf…
why it athes me

…first they lie…
then they laugh

pre-tendin to liek
any, a whole time
…no way yer nice

deep-ends on wut
ya …care about?
…so much so…
yer afrayeda…

whole genres…
(cuttin out the…
middle purples)
…jus: de-clared
undeadly …if as
…then, that's all
that ever …wuz

well, if there's… sucha fidderence
between dis n dat… there… must
be even more …between …us…

…now, rember…
every any "nice:"
is jus kiddin, ok?

…well… now, they're jus…
mnad …they were …worng,
but they got one chance left…
if they can getcha ta sign sumn
or …whirds ta sum effect, they
can still getta go on vacation
…may even emerge intact?
You know how ta be yerself
n ya know how ta believe?

do you …reelee think…
we're any alla bad guys
or dya jus needta have /
be …able ta …say that…
about any buddy ya wan…
whenever ya might needit…
just in case all goes ta hay'll
…then You saved a universe
…very conscientious, thanky

jus motorcycle caravans
Are …the most glorious
thingy inna universe…
n every buddy …else
is jealous …almost?

well, not Jealous
…but yeah, that
is pretty cool…

…wut have we dun that…
needs so much forgiving?

might as well compare it
to the resta the whirled?

an excuse ta play dumn
…you canna stand me
…n i'm yer fun friend
i'd never stop caring

alreddy let ya down too far
no possibility recovering…

promisesa …straight answers
…are not… straight answers?

we're sorry ya
tink iz okay ta
be liek that…
be liek that?

we're all sorry ya never
gotta coupon inna mail;
but …dya …really think
ya ever reelee woulda?

you think you have
an opinion ta sell?

computer, scan
my brainwaves
…n de-sign the
ultima hollow…

n they'll be …nice?
…whenn …theirr…
boass / …monster
duz… wut, again?
cuz i been sleepin
…been sleepin in

are ya so embarrassed:
ya voted for bad guys…
ya gotta tryn find sumn
redeemable about em
if it wipes out …every
chancea: any orther
lief form …has inna
universal …infinity
o fun spacetime?
that's …science
right fun there?

how wouldja…
've preferred i
tellya …wut…
hah-penned?

only…
interest
…pays

n ya wanna know jus liek
…wudda these …purple
…gotta …gainst …us?

jus: general awareness
…o …how purple are?
…wit-out: re-sorting…
ta disparage-mnent?

if i think yer
dangerously
crazy …for…
sum readon?

n ya whirry about alla:
boards o directors TM
no buddy ever hearda
they all got gold toilets
…multiples, every day

…n yer liek: "i'm …sorry, for…"
n they're liek: "oh, y'are, eh?"

we thought ya were like that n
for sum believed guud readon
n that we should …condiser it
…ourselves …which means…
for now …behave / cooperate
be appropriate …at all costs…
even stowing our …logic, or…
common sense self protection
/ knowing we're not like that…

but …it wuzza …lotta tinka bout…
n so we got behind, which proves:
how …easy …that is… seein how
yer representing "fair," realistically
(n wuz legit funny criteriae handy)
…enough …onna current budget
so still in …don whirry, if ya know
…wuz …guudy for ya's" territory

it seems liek ya still…
think we're liek that…

it …seems liek
ya… still think:
we're liek that

wut makes…
you say that?

they wanna
be believed
is wuttit is…

but, alla longa
way… so far…
every humanity
been de-storied
(non-existencia)
still, bear wittem

n then, when… ya…
know they're …lyin…
is when they get out…
alla nice things ta say?

…is …how they treat
purple they don like
…which, ya qualify

yer too clean / messy
open minded / fussy
…too honest / trusty

cuz: also, no one likes you
…n no one …ever …will…
might as well do as yer told

iffa …only path thru polite is…
every single wunna yer rights:
…puttem in yer pocket, back
…time portals / frum corpco

…izza …human…
righta …apply for
refugee… status

ima monster …i'll admit it…
jus… "wut ever ya say, pal"
…jus …gotta wait for …alla
…bad guys …ta go …foist?

jus… goto a …mall n…
see if ya can count 'ow
many purple-watchers

reee…
-laax…

n these rock-movie stars on amnesiae-doll
…ya …reelee getta …sensea: where their
inspirado comaes frum originally initiALLY

areae o improvement?
/ sumn ta …whirk on…

RILE WIT
IMPUNITY
ALACRITY
NO MERCY

we don think ya
liek us anymore

1293

…
1294

only lies
're so…
friendly

if there's one thingy
…i could get right…

yer not…
evil enuf…

it's ridiculous
…to expect…

…n ya …hope …no …buddy…
thinks any thingy bad about ya
but ya dunno wutta do about it
or how ta begiun detectin it…

n yer never…
surprised, but
…that's …all…
they really get?

…yer ticket
inta Hay'll?

is bein…
liek dat…

n the foist…
clve ya get…

…they jus …don…
wanna be accused

…we've severely
mis-judged you…
please accept our
humble apologies

how dare you jus…
assume: AI-lens…
're outta gettus…
ya oughta be so
ashameda yer:
whole species

how do i con-vince
you… You've been
hypmnotized, tho?

so, not so …much that… ya
wonder why they're liek that
but …why purple …lettem?

…i trvst You…
that don earn
yer respect?
or, is there:
sumn else,
even That
don make
…up for?

i really …was convinced…
there's …nuttin about me…
don de-serve bein yelled at
n possibly …especially that

sposedta make me proud;
wonder wuz worng wit me

a distraction from
…what, though…

but, izzit…
cartoonish…

…cuz alla our cousins…
voted for alla our dieths?
how is… That any thingy?
…then why izzit upsetting?

well, it dun…
sound liek me
…but …ok, pal…
wut-ever you say

"the pricea that coat is…
watchin sum buddy else
tooly fun freeze ta dieth"
-- shivver-rights attorney

…you: should
believe iz you
n iz yer ideae

cuz, they're …zanies
…n we're makin em…
look bad to each orther

pre-tend friendly iz…
whirsen nuttin… so…

…remember …how…
when we were friends?

dunno why ya canna stand me…
i keep tryna say i'm not liek that…
there's no way ya don believe me
can't getcha ta quit nevertheless?

no buddy thinks i'm liek anythingy
n there's no dubble-gang o clones
out there causin readons n alibies
…yer cough-e's beyond that hoop

should we think it's …gone n done
…figments o our fun imagination…
purple jus kindly tolerate about us?
tolerance is: nowhere on scanners

wuzzit matter wut we say
they're only gonna make it
liek even that's okay… oh…

…how is that …not… a …lie…
de-signed n set ta de-story me
…n yer smiling: "tryn prove it"?
…jus …normalized terrorized?
wunna …services ya provide?

…you should have…
nowhere ta run n hide
…n Then scream n cry

…make the guud guys…
jus get ridda emselves…
puttin up wittem dis long
'as been sucha injustice

settin up
straight…

…so… early
…mornin…
scams v…
predatory
friending?

make it so
they canna
…harm us
anymore?

n remember
…nunna dis
…matters…

…wut if they woulda…
gotten closer though?

…why do purple…
fake munna ya so,
fake munna trvth?
jus… insist onna…
misunderstanding /
falsely accuse ya's
…n witta …smile…
so, all it …sez is…
that's wut nice is?

…n you should…
only expect that…
expect only that…
that's yer day, now

yer species…
is ashamed…
not justa You?

every thingy izza lie, n
every buddy knows, so
there'll be no end to it…
even if acknowledging it

so, you …know i'm nice…
n only pick thingies which
would make me give up?

…there's no bill o rights…
cuz no one's ever hearda
…they're all tolly sayin…

"everyone knows yer evil
/ don even try ta wriggle"?

…get …that usedta bein
…that …falsely accused
…now, waz yer reaction?
ya gonna …cry about it?
foist thingy inna mornin?
ya gonna tryn reason it?
be all adult n rationally?

they'll sell-a-berate ya…
til it becomaes a thingy…
and/or settin a trap for ya
n …blamin yer …shadow

bein that falsely accused…
is yer only real reality …n iz
…bein promoted by osmosis
proven by yer protest, or non-

everythingy about you is: guilty;
witta smile, no sense fakin any
…how is that …not de-signed
to manifest …despondency?

n that's wut nice is
n we're still nice
enuf ta tellya's

n there goes allat
re-spect ya earned
/ thought ya earned
/ the ideae ya could
…possibly deserve?
n wut ya thought, so
…now, how ya think
can only be liek that
…but… "no readon"

they judge you
by yer humility

it's that they're Not kiddin about that
n then they say they're jus kiddin, so
…is all cuul / as if ya deserve That…

n then they'll jus… say they're sorry
they dunno wut yer fun talkin about
as if that's the only proper response
but since ya don have that anymore
forgot yer initial-original position, cuz
iz been so thoroughly discredidted…
ya forgot wut ya reelee think n feel…
n there's sum readon ya deserve it?

they say:
apologies
're insults

or anyways iz never gonna end
…n …no one 'll …ever admit it
…until they can… just liek that
ta spin it inta sum… abuse / say
they're offended by yer friendly?

we assume…
they …must…
just not get us
so tryn explain

they have alla use for kind nice
now wit better / cuuler… buds?
this evil …entertainment …izza
…only acceptable past-time…
which is …mainly this activity /
they found a common hobby?

yeah, well…
even though…
i'm that worng…
yer kind enough?

yer …busted bein jus
mean …intentionally /
to make a …wound to
humiliate / desecrate /
prime a field for plantin
…there's no one gonna
admit ta bein …unfair…

n for sum readon
…iz all …guud…
cuz they get to?

daz wut goodness is
…refined privi-ledge
…gettin better attit?

now, go forth with that smile
…until it makes you a liar…
have i falsely accused You
of anythingy, n jus for fun?

do we getta see
a lista charges?

that's not wutta
…whirled …is?

meaning:
this is our
…favorite
…method

n in their whirled?
…kindness is only
given as a signa…
not …re-spect, but
…fealty, as in: holy

cuz, i never woulda…
made it dis far… wit…
out yer wub n s'pport?
but now i don …havvit
…n know …i never did
…nunna it wuz …real…
you'll say i diddit meself
but the success ain real
…cuz wub ain guidance
…s'port is …best it gets
…yer …missin a point?
dis-points categorically
…fakin munna hippies
nice, tryin, any thingy
potentially positive?
n… Then you'll say
…We're the most
positive thingies,
even ever any…
n then say we're
egomaniacs… n
pull backa curtan
…n izza… whole
whirled, a whole
time… only now
…thoroughly…
permanently…
dis-pointed…
so …they…
turn away

did we mention
…n then, it all
…went away

the pirates…
were in onnit
…obviously

you think if you get wut ya wan,
yer lief'll have meanin n purpose
/ it'll alla been whirth it, even dis?
or can we talk ya inta more pizza

wuzzit treatin ya liek
when they jus wait…
ta give ya bad news
/ …pre-tend …ta be
…whirkin so hard…
they're yer …friend

only, if ya: don believe em,
n you'll soon be unable to?

nah, i tolly believe em…
i wanna know wut kinda
…greetin-card ta gettem

i wuz:
gonna
say…

nah, they'd never do
any thingy …mean
…i mean… we…
signed a con-tract

…unable ta think
…yer not fakin…
munna me, now
…so: alla long

…yer
…not
really
mnad

but wut're
important
purples…
sposedta
…think?

yer sposedta only care
wut nice purple think…

demonizing woke;
cancelling me-too:
how do you plead?

…they
…say,
"haha
psych"
alot…

n wut're the…
importan tones
sposedta think?

…tellem they can …warm
emselves up inna truck, if
they wan… izza nice trvck

i dunno, you say …i'm…
important ta you …wut…
mmam i sposedsta think?

they'll say we Forced
em ta be nice, if they
hafta… be …able ta
say: so… now, they
…never …hafta be

so, how bout
ya represent
Geez-ish, as
a con-cept…
which they're
…duty bound
…ta de-story
…makes its
own sequels

…the trick is…
ta be scariern
any monster
n …then be
scaredern…
even that…
they canna
argue wittit
see… so…
don whirry,
they …don
wanna ever
…anyways?

they live by the pirate's credo:
if ya can …possibly be fuzzed
wit/over… ya deserve ta be…

…they care abuot…
disparagement only

there's
thingies
they don
…hafta…
put up wit

they're sayin…
there's thingies
they …say they
…feel they don
hafta put up wit

…there's no way…
anyone's surprised

ay, wut-ever, pal…
couldn possibly be
any buddy else's
fault but mine…

hey, if you don digit the…
way yer bein mishandled
…mebbe ya could try it?
…yerself …for awhile…
see wut …all's involved

jus… every day is a series of proofs: we're
un-able to pro-vide "our most basic needs"
n jus: "no one will even acknoweldge That"
…being at the …top of any list, naturally…

iz hard for me to accept
intentional gaslighting
politely enough, yet?

any smile, allit duz iz…
only possible purpose
is justa pacify …any
thingy …else it duz
…beyond that iz…
entirely yer ideae

i thought i …had yer blessing
…even insistence i believe it

…we're… tolly
opportunities?
ta play dumn?
…we checked

n by the enda the day…
you'll be so fulla alla that
…it will be all yer fault…

n alla …pre-tendin ta liek ya bits
're jus so they can lie ya ta dieth

…n so… even the whole…
not de-serving any respect
for be-lieving any thingy…
iz justa cover / front for…
leaning into misinformed

1294
…
1295

…not forthcomin witta
…nuff …informarion?

but that's sumn ya did ta me
…i'm askin you wut i ever
dun ta fun any buddy…
since …yer sayin yer
…so fogrivin me?

n even that's…
prolly un-cuul…
wudda i, gotta lista…
alla un-cuul thingies?

…why ya …wan me …ta…
not be able ta believe that?
even any thingy nice… oh…

there's no animosity in yer riled-up
there's no way yer not tolly fakin it

if they burned you as a witch
…every passed-lief there is…
which …these runes'll show…
that's guudy-nuff for any won?

well… i know i
ain upta nuttin

n ya know ya ain welcome, so…
every thingy Must seem u-real…

ya… don de-serve
a straight answer,
straight answers
're …re-quired…
puttit all together
…fold witta smile

they wanna right…
ta rights, emselves
…the music is justa
screen fulla smoke?
…reliable intel's nice
but, they take awhile
…ta warm a fuzz up?
nuttin but wrong only,
thoroughly discreditin

the whirst wrong is not bein able ta believe em
…or …that's what takes …the most damage…
almost as if, sayin …anythingy even about em
…is not only …bad, but …that horribly true…
that they'd …open with that, n not justa see
…how we do… get all …dizzy… feel faint…
then call us bad actors… from the balcony?
so we turned the scanners off n called you?
but then yer inbox is full, so now we dunno
…we guess we'll drift off …inta sum sunset
…n that we have yer blessing… in virtue…

knowin izza trap n there's no escape,
or …wut if it reelee izza guud thingy?

attention or
sympathy…
hold, please
(goll… oops)

whole…
object…
relations
v …union

we …think they …don hafta do
…any thingy they don wanna…
but, check every box anyways

first, they get ya …usedta stuff…
then they get ya …rulin stuff out

they'll be …mnad if:
we don believe em?
'owzat …project-in?

wudda they wan
less regulat-ion n
lower taxes …for?

why should i seek shelter
from those who refuse to
acknowledge even why?

…clearly, jus…
wut ever would
…bother ya's?

so …even those protections:
don have our best interests?

a lief-long questa
finally experience
re-sults from any
experimentation

mebbe this is… jus how
they warm up to straight
…answers …gradually?

that they're mnad
…izza safer bet…

they need us ta be…
more easily insulted?

wut makes
ya say dat?

it would be uncool to treat us nice, cuz:
it …requires to verify any information?

…a 1 with 7 zeroes after it, eh…
coincidences like that don't exist
otherwise there'd be a branch o
science de-voted de-tectin em?
for discoveries that are cogent
…their hypotheses valid, their
detractors proudly unqualified
…ya canna… care about bein
con-gratulated/-graduated for it
unless it presents only as a path
for truth …to be received, revived…
realized, appreciated, not obfuscated
it's not an opportunity for advancement
…for any one or any less than all of us…
Probability is about more than just how rare
say, a royal-house is compared to a full-flush
…whoever finds the next prime number, yo…
has every current bank account in the whirled
if they're even impreceptibly sneaky about it
…n sometimes …they send …poets …also

When the blurred differences:
between probably and maybe…
become compelling and dubious…
they switch the apples and oranges…
/ walk on water through eyes of needles

That is what I think. A Factorial is a kinda
number with an explanation-point after it:
…7! = 7 x 6 x 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 5040…
which is: much greater than 7^2 = 49…
but if all / only that wisdom ever causes
is for us to scratch our heads, it …also
enforces ostrich-only postures n posturing
in the face of any logic / urgent complacency
…paradigm-shifts to cognitive-dissonance…

Things can have modifiers?
What if all that were …real?
What could / would / should
…the universe …be …then?
so… What do we do …now?
…n… Who do we fun …tell?

And you …know what …next?
…5040 - 49 = 4991… go play;
that's …just the sorta thingy…
ya expecta stumble upon next
…jus pokin-round accidentally,
diligent head respectfully down

if we're sneaky / tricky right away
…do they think they're bein too
hard and/or easy …on us all?

\
\
\
\

canna …image-in…
wut makes you think
…that's wut …nice is,
but …couldn possibly
obviously don matter
n you'll let Us know
when iz …our turn
ta lie ta… you's?
or're we gonna:
say dat wuz it?

o course, any
…acceptance
is …sarcasm…
izza sales force?
outfit / operation?
alla used car lots?
nexta …hypnotists?
on every main drag?
parallel to rail-tracks?
coincidence prolly tolly
…only pur-pose is ta…
keep ya dizzy n spinnin

all they gotta do is jus…
getcha to a point where
every subtle any even
obviously proves yer
so dis-crfedit-able?
doom thus a given
…specially if that's
a crucial ingredient
…insteada straight
answers… jus sumn
completely different?
yer sure ya havva list
accurate information?
no easy-egg fractals?
the un-fool-able ones
(opened for us, once)

there's no way any
thingy you say has
…ever even let me
avoid a fun disaster
so: disasters to me
…are fun for you /
whirth that much
trubble / hassle

more important
're your feel-ins
…than any even
…damage it duz
/ we should have
less reliable intel
be more dutifully
…con-fuzz-able

if they're not
gonna accept
…the foist fun
thingy about it,
they never will
get round to it?
wut evidence
do we have…
for sumn so…
controversial?

so, alla fun day:
urth their feelins,
jus …disrespectin
humility / morality?
adjustin o economy

…the economy o morality…
requires adjustin o humility?

cuz if iz nah exactly right, iz worng
as an ultima irony / self-reflective?

luuk, yera great purple
we jus don have time?

ya don deserve respect;
even a whirst disaster…
is nuttin ta whirry about?
…reassessin priorities…
you Must put yerself last
but for ego readons only,
as jus …how it computes

the gods …made alla dis
…don be so ungrateful…
as ta seem less obedient
than they hafta put up wit
n lern ta appreciate more

iz kinda liek when yer reel lil
n iz …so hardta believe yer
big brothers canna read…
after all they can all walk?
so they …milk that on ya
…n yer the mean one…

n while we're …wonderin
…wut we ever did ta you
…we're …not …realizin…
there's nuttin ya'd ever do
any bud could ever prove
…that's yer only way in…

so far, the only guudy
comaes frum anya dis
iz justa …momentary?
reprieve frum not bein
…able ta believe ya…
but jus avoidin any alla
…auto repercuss-ions?
manual overriding that,
so instant gratificat-ion
…only option available
but …it never pays off
any thingy …but that
…gettin us usedta it
(wudda we expect)

how unconfy it is to
be so made as liars;
wouldn i wanna take
the pressure off n jus
say is me, for bein so
fool-ish, as an art-ist?

any thingy you say
i'm a fuul ta believe
proves i'm de-rated
discredits plausible
as if that's feasible?
n still no real peace

they get their way alot
…wut're we gonna do
when they …run outta
…thingies they liek…
wut don de-story us?

we should go back
to our old past-tells
frum mental -scuul;
n whirk onnem a lil,
touch uppa details?

n even justa getta:
parades …for bein
…who would …do,
or …say …or even
thinka sucha thingy

n what's the …one thingy that…
any real help… would not hafta
put up wit …even for a minna?
right, hasta wanna do the job

the straight answers TM…
opened for the arguments
…every single damn time
…it got …so unrewarding

…you would put down…
via turning down… the…
possibility o acceptance?
aincha even gonna listen

obviously abusin you …wit jus
…pretending yer not abused…
never mind who's doin it to you

…i will now pretend…
ta be easily insulted…
not sure how, but …it:
seemsta be the …only
acceotable behavior n
we're pretty desperate
…also scary, i guess?

so, even the one…
place yer welcome
…no one admits ta
…knowin …wut yer
…talkin …about…?

there's …drama…
n there's trauma…
but so far, no one's
ever …hearda em:
even tryna interact

so, did you misdirect me …on purpose, or
jus not tryn stop me / i'm still this dumn…
i'm tryna figger out how much ya liek me
based also on how pissed ya seem now
…or, is that a …silly …question …also?

jus bein …allowed ta be …that
argumentative, for iz own sake
…disrespects …knowledge…
procedure, so… science itself
…or we dunno wut we're even

…it …duz require we …n successfully,
utilize… our …imagination, somehow?
we haven't been able ta determine yet
not really expectin to, dunno how rude
or how ta guess ever makin up for that

nuttin about us ain reject-able
…far as …wut ever …plays…
de-spite wuz real / cuul / trve?
(but y'know yeah, tryn prove it
/ we don …even deserve that)

it validates exclusion n…
more-null-eyes' duress…
we don expect any better
than barely bein tolerated;
wut argument challenges?

…n this is …the best there is…
so if you can't even handle this
no one hasta know wutta tellya

so, ya jus yell n scream n stuff
n pretty much… every buddy?
…jus …gets …outta yer way?
if they know wuz guudy for em;
so, no one's gonna challenge it
/ any buddy …not gettin it… jus:
deserves ta be so decimated, or
anyway, they tend ta encou-rage
n dis makes perfect sense ta ya;
can we getcha ta …sign sumn?

do you have room in yer heart
for someone who dunno wut:
friendly and/or unfriendly is?
cuz, i'm …auto discredited

they liek wut they're…
sayin nice is, mebbe?

mebbe they liek us n
in sucha way …that…
they hafta / getta lie…
every thingy they say

n any thingy true
even accidentally
hasta be the most
unbelievable thingy
for sum nice readon
…we shouldn know?

"why you lyin?" …wut,
so ya can getta better
fix on wut ever they're
sayin… an universe is
sposedta be, allegedly

we're sayin ya don deserve a straight answer
…only tortured by encouraging misguidance

oh, i thought ya were makin funna me…
misguiding me n then later sdayin jus…
musta been a figmenta me imagination

n also, stuff / …schtick liek dat… is
also alreddy: so automatically okay
…anyone who canna handle it …is
auto-disqualified / don hafta put up
wit / only criteriae whirth measurin
…thank you for yer cooperation…

we de-storied you n then we laughed about it
wut'd ya expect, for us ta admit it? even quit?

presenting as proof of
process over product?

1295
…
1296

…obviously…
let ya down…
on purpose…
n ya dunno…
who yer even
talkin about…
coincidence?
prolly tolly…

goin out onn limb, but…
how izzit you dunno… it
would be harmful… for
me to trust right now
n yer insistin onnit
…witta …smile?

it has issues
…goin in…

wut're they
afrayeda?

…n notta: deep-press ya, but…
they guilt ya inta lettin yer guard
down… makin ya feel welcome
against yer better judgement…
via …iz …unfair of you to have
…had as much expoerience…

found to have:
no protection…
hardta imagine
yer not fake-in
…even now…
n fun or not…

they want the right:
to invite themselves
to a party, any party
…n then, getta say:
wut parties are any
…wut part yer in?

people are happily excited
pretending to not be lying
when they …say there's
even every opportunity
n we tried hardy nuff?
cuz there was try-in?

…n they're
pre-tending
they dunno:
wutta dealio
wit you …is?

…they think… ya liek…
bein randomly insanely
…inanely n …intensely
falsely (only) accused…
n they're tryna be friendly
…why doncha show a…
lil fun respect… yeah…

izza thingy;
sum purple
're bottoms

perfectly valid vocation…
tryna say, for sum readon

if there
…were
…ufos
…flyin… /
hoverin…
above ya
right now
…wouldja
…go out
n wave?
…tryn…
be their
friends?
leave us
here alla
lone, wit
out yer…
protection
…even…?
izzat how
ya are?

…easiest explanation
…available examples
…yer a egomaniac…
n laenin …way inta it

trust but verify
izzit a so very
inappropriate
combination?

if we're friendly,
there'd be more
…transparent…
accountability?

…perhaps we:
mis-understand
…each …other?
'ow controversial
could …that be?

not gettin there's
any thingy ta get

cuz we wouldn tryn pretend we're whirthy
the punishment for that mocks reciprocity
(which izza requirement for any equality)

every thingy we do is: whirthy / resulting
only in mock, shame, rejection, ridicule?
how is that projecting telegraphing any?

funniest thingy any buddy ever hearda?
that we should be able ta even fall for it
(hence alla trubble / hassle gone into it)

why would they think we'd fall for that again?
infinite rejection no matter what maze / path?

the nicest ya ever
experienced is jus
…the occasional…
not bein beat, yet?
that's yer new line
must never cross

they'll …say yer insulted
…so …they …getta be?
n only when yer scared
…so, no readon ta be?
no common sense, or:
observation of yer own
…will be given a fair…
hearing, audience any

so, no question gets to be asked;
no misunderstanding cleared up:
yer bein disavowed o disavowed

then, what are all the
…finger birds …for?

…trust, but verify…
jus… the validity of
(having / heard of)
…an open mind…
me n all my kind…
misunderstandings
…embarrassing…
conscientious, cuz
…we can't rule out
all the "4Q"'s ever
(specially ignored)
…possibly / prolly
cuz we'll …never
have any …for…
them, or …any…
…even for that…
easy any motive
/ uncontradicted

i'm sorry they treated you like that
…or gave …some other indication
that …behavior was appropriate…
now …believe orther thingies i say,
from …now on, or else… you know

they're only …able ta
prove the existence o:
hearts by breakin em,
n souls by sellin em…
n only learn by doin?
wut all else do they
say they're up to?

maybe nice IS
…what they're
so scared of…

…especially proving
authenticity thereof?

sometimes, it seems liek…
there's no orther possibility
orthern yer even extremely
so mnad at me, i don even
getta …know ta complain?

they'll say we're mnad
when we're scared n…
that they're scared cuz
they wanna be mnad?

"avail-able opt-ions"
…mocks any artist,
never mind art-ism;
so, never mind art?

pretty sure we're
not even in orbit
…around this…
space plannit yet

so, who wants to give up
bein: only this frustrated,
as if we only deserve it?

there is no vote for me
…cuz i'm not with the
…unanimous crowd?

our purpose is to be
lied to that cheaply?

it's liek any buddy else pretending to liek us
they know we're not remotely within rangea
any possibly considerable criteria remotely;
n they have plenty remotes in their pockets

it distracts from any possivble positives
like jus not bein upset about this all day
n no one'll ever admit that's all there is?
jus we'rer: strangely upset n over nuttin

…we don even get why iz funny
that we'll never get why iz funny

the judgement is in…
we're …categorically
dismissiby wretched
…wastin their time…
not havin… got ridda
ourselves for em, yet

incorrect thought patterns
…will be re-harmonized…

how badly… do You think:
we're all …fuzzin wit you?

yeah, i reject the premise
…if vulnerable, i get to…

you can be friendly to anyone you liek
'nless they already been too mean to

yeah, but you know i'm not like that
…so …why would you …say that?

an interesting experiment… say,
a …commercial for technology

no one thinks
any of this…
is my ideae

yer priviledge…
insulates you…
frum suspicion

…except…
insufficient
information

first, they get ya
…usedta stuff…
then they get ya
…rulin stuff out?

…first they lie…
then they laugh?
or: first they laugh
…then they …lie?

n notta bother, but
…do they think we
don digit… Them?
or jus need us to…
then wut hah-pens
can we jus skippa
fun …hed again?

…well, now we're
big babies… so…
which …may've…
been a whole point

'ow long ya sposedta be
…able ta put up wit dis?
til it breaks you, wittem:
takin readins alla long?

how much trubble / hassle
ya gonna get into / outta…
jus for schtickin up for me?

mebbe i dunno…
wut all you know…

you can pluck me eyelashes
if yer jus tryna tear me up?
iz liek yer late for a smoke

they'll say ya been…
deep-pressed lately?

they pit The Man against the purple?
they de-fend nothing more fiercely…
than the right ta de-story each orther

wut, animosity…
for not …diggin…
us …personally?
wastin our time?
…those aren't…
valid readons…

jus cuz you don
reserve yerself
the righta nah
hafta listen, if
ya don wanna
don mean any
buddy else is
con-science

n they know we don
…mean nuttin, too…

cuz, doomed is the only thingy
we been …right about so far?

i appreciate no buddy blowin me cover,
but right now i need more reliable intel

next, they'll say …so…
we only wanna believe
cuz we're an exophile?

…i obviously…
would have…
zero plans…

…n why wouldja…
needta hafta tryn…
tell someone that?

…wut all do we…
know right now?

contritious
v demure?

expect no hostility
…from …which…
direction, again?

lessee: nah welcomae;
or disputin we're losers

puttit all together
…compute that?

all lies so far…
only even ever

wut all…
do we…
hafta…
go on,
again?

…what …gentle…
encouragement… /
desperate optimism,
urgent complacency,
am i alone guilty of?

yer not where ya…
can funct-ion in lief,
no way ta get there
on yer own… every
thingy even buddy
whirkin against ya
…don even know
how ta take it as
a compliment…

n how do we stop
…while avoiding…
straight answers?

cuz: bein sad should be the…
only time we know we're right

if ya dunno yer
not unwhirthy…

i don havva zinger frum there either…
if …that's wut yer really dowsing for…

jus cuz i'm still alive…
don mean i disrespect

cuz, if inna former costume
turns out you were the bad
twisty moustache overlord?

how far back ya wanna go?
when any contact's only war
or more interesting overlap?

we don hafta help each orther
…prolly cuz no one was there
to help us when we needed it

n those of you for whom …we…
can tell when yer awake …by…
when ya clutch a steerin wheel

how …much …does…
your …good …mood…
yesterday …influence…
your good mood today?
(even justa memry of it;
detect prosperity innat)

…any …orther secrets…
gonna bite us onna aff…
as if that's their purpose?

they knew they
were enjoyin it

…how you say…
wut is …whird…
ya don hold any
animosity, but…
ya …don expect
any mercy either
wit-out off-endin
(cuz we shouldn
n don mean ta?)
…mebbe …one,
but never both?

you think i
kinda have
information
about you?
from some:
other …fun
…source?

ignoring my question
i sense is invalidating

so… not jus we
…tolly wouldn…
digit wut …ever
a …answer is…

we did not know
to see that comin
for some readon?

i did not know
being liek that
was an option
…i will try it…

…iz scary bein
embarrassed…
ya get usedta it
…yer sposedta

sumn that makes
yer whirthless lief
so whirtha wait…

cuz forgiveness means
ya really believe either
they din mean ta do it
even inna foist place?
or it'll prolly never even
…hafta hah-pen again?
so …iz tolly rude not ta
…even if yer unable ta
n they tolly know that?

but forgiveness isn't a question yet
if it's not …considered an injustice?
n we're conned into playin tougher?

oh, they've hearda nice…
they know all our secrets…

i …feel liek there's
…no …vindicating
meself ta you… n
yer okay with that

so… how many…
winners n losers…
jus in yer rolodex?

…n you can …tell
it's a …halloween
costume… how?

at this point… if they're not
admitting malfeasance, it's
cuz they want us all deda?

would we be an impediment
to whatever possible plans?

…we'll jus say…
we thought they
…were crazy?

1296
…
1297

…a superhero …wit-out …superpowers…
needsa superpower wit-out superheroes?
…stunning ideae… never be able ta sellit

cuz, atta certain point…
ya needta know …wut
all ya needta know…

…so… not …dumn…
jus …not …initiated…
yeah, not …sposedta
be able ta get through

mebbe tho
…could be
…why they
…sent you

…check for…
precedents…
under profit-c

yeah, yellin fuzzes
me up; ya …gotta
…nuther …forma
communication?
only …cuul-er?

yeah, yellin fuzzes me up
ya gotta nuther … cuuler
forma communicat-ion?

…it sez
…fair's
a favor

do we know, for sure, these…
incomplete messages aren't…
received xactly how intended?

're we sposedta …not know:
where all we're un-welcome,
or …wutta even do about it?

ever wonder why ya weren't
…trained ta be so touched?

wouldja be surprised to find then that:
every buddy else is really concerned?

validate…
sufferin…

we're sorry iz cuz yer
…a lil Euro-Geez-ish;
but ya should be able
…ta see that comin…

i worry i can even jus so easily be
…disqualified from help with this…
just by feeling / being affected by it
…which may be the only point of it

so, we only don…
de-serve ta suffer,
if we …don whirry
about …survival?

n full houses o elevens
…n then, yer relieved…
zero 11's, except …oh:
it's 11 times inna row?

computer, list …alla
thingies …we don…
currently hafta whirry
about inna slightest?

so, we're all convinced there's no disc-ussing it…
can we getta confirmed denial on that issue topic

if they won't admit
every buddy's lyin
…how are they on
any alla questions
/ any progress yet
…regarding our…
survival, or do they
jus changea subject
…ta any thingy else?

cuz, they'll be liek: "gee,
if …only we'd known…"
every thingy they're…
shutting us up about

perhaps it is irrational, entirely?
that we should be even scared
…so …no need to check, even

"thoughts yer sposedta have…
alreddy long …kept ta yerself"
by UFO / RV / AI / IA watcher
(no relation ta any thingy ya
mighta even never hearda)

so, any thingy
i say… yer jus
gonna interrupt
n …pre-tend ya
…never hearda,
but …any thingy
…they make up?
ya gotta consider
canna rule it out?

…so, as it turns out…
just …surviving inna…
no-bull righteous rage
…it's …advertised as?

…even if they do tolly digit us…
they can't guarantee our safety
…never could, alla lie alla long
…so, how is that …welcome?

…wut-ever it is, the…
scariest thingy would
be… bein surprised;
i… canna …handle
…thinkin about it?
/ don make me…

if we got hit by separate busses
n in …the most spectacular way
even unimaginably manifestable
they prolly alreddy have it rigged
so such that: there's no way they
could possibly even hear about it
…n we do know they don wanna

n by osmosis, so ergonmically,
but …it seems we're always in:
any amounta trubble / hassle…
for not knowin wut they re-fuse
ta tell us, or even let us know?
so, jus not bein born accepted
n …that'll prolly never change
so… got any spare change?

…i got sum…
gruuvy names
for a warm up
…act / troupe

the unions…
Luxury food…
Dust catchers…
Patient sentinels…
imposing injustices…

Computer, list alla plannits:
in this galaxy …that are not
…allowed to have a military,
n …sort by whatever reason

wuddya needta
…feel …guud…
knowin for sure
wutta do next?

if yer sure ya… don
even needta whirry
wut all else willya:
tolly go along wit?

so, y'see how we
…w0ouldn …be…
completely worng
ta mis-judge you

don believe …every…
thought, whird or deed
…that …occurs ta you

…are they …all on drvgs?
…over atta …drvg factory?
how do they sleep at night?

ya hafta:
prove ya
dunno…

ya hafta prove:
wut they wanna
…be known for?

i dunno how many y'all lost…
but i don wanna forget mine…

were they
…always
liek that?

so… parta yer …problem is…
they never let ya see it comin;
every time ya …know wuttit iz
…they …say they canna say
n so ya know ya better not?

the artificial filters us…
calls itself the furutue
…but iz liek replacin
experience wit glitz
…mortar wit glitter

iz important ta lay
tiger traps out…
in casea tigers

makes us guess:
our place in their
whirled / heads?

cuz, if yer known
ta have secrets…
you can always…
say ya gotta plan

n who can say they feel
…entirely responsible?

we been
…havina
…chill…
for awhile

yawnin n…
breathin 've
…switched
…priorities

…mebbe yer the kinda nipple
…born under the same sign…
as all ayer orther counter parts
but on fidderent space plannets
wit fidderent orbital plane angles

nada llowed ta even pretend
…ta givva straight answer…

that would explain every thingy…
how couldja tell, besides jus how
…it's the one thingy i'd say this to

…how can they say …any thingy
orthern insolence is …possible?

…ya …fell for lettin em
dis-credit yer optimism
…via …innocuous…?

peace hasta be
as important as
wut ever else?

it seems …needless, pointless,
automatic …futility, to even try:
to be allowed to be a good guy
cuz, i needta reserve the right
for my innocuous possibilities;
cuz that too deserves equality

cuz atta certain point… we hafta
ask ourselves, if not each other:
does politics divide or conquer?
is it serving our best interests?

they jus… wan permission
ta invent the next cough-e;
ta elect the next Geez-ist;
ta be …their own agents?

…why wontcha jus …let yer own purple…
be emselves, duz wunna em havva gene
wunna their descendents could possibly
be… the one… space pilot …capable of
…conveying our …ok, whole species…
outta dis …galaxy …if only eventually
n who would, really …whirk …either
for or against …that …most likely?

when the real motivation for
any argument against is jus:
maintaining / perpetuating…
jus …powerlessness n fear?
…whatever they put into it…
becomes their dragon guard

…n they're all …dragons
…master …polymorphs
…brilliant …linguists…
obviously havin us on
hoardin sum treasure
sayin we're whirthless
…it's …cat traps …as
…innocuously empty,
cardboard boxes …in
sum orther driveway?

why wouldja make us
wanna think we're so
important …as that?

…as long as…
we havva nuff
…information
…ta go on…
(no more
/ no less)
as per their
satisfaction
i think we're
obligated to
remain this
optimistic?
(no more /
no… less)

yeah, but what we …forgot to realize
is …it's no longer possible to… see /
appreciate each other as good guys
…which …is: the ultimate incentive
inspiring so insufferable a situation
…as a before image, with no after
…but, we haven't even ever seen
the competing product yet… so it
normalizes that slanted economy
…normalizes incorrect guesses /
makes them less challenge-able
/ more important than ourselves;
n then we get used to all that via
wanton destruction of ourselves?

n then the specimen
tries ta verify its data

science is: interrupted,
by …competing topics,
sposedly …runnin their
own expeiment …on us

unless that's a foregone con-clus-ion,
so automatically disqualified already?

they think: we should be…
spending munney on them
n what they want… again?

n then when we're finally asked
we dunno our options n it don
even seem that unusual, so
anything we think is us is?

…it's …just …getting …us…
gradually ever more used to
not having enough to go on
…to be able …to know…
what to …expect …to…
ensure our own safety,
n then trust those who
would …so disrespect
…jus …respect, itself?
n then fall upon each other instead
n …maybe never even notice, so…

it's okay, i know yer
only bein nice ta me
cuz izza last thingy i
could possibly expect

That's why they're mnad?
they know we ain lyin …n
now know wutta ex-pect?

even if yer …id n superego are switched,
wut ever iz …reelee tolly about… is juz…
wut ever yer ego needs ta feel guudy nuff

Write this down, on a modern piece of paper: 
use somic-cans or sum …orther friendly font, 
or yer own cursive / freehand, contemporary 
vernacular, translate later to calligraphy, put
it …inna clay pot, then a landfill (witta… PS:
"just kidding" -- cuz …future anthropologists
will surely know better, and need a joke any
day they dig, creatures such as us involved

If we don't account for the humorous, or funny
or fuzzy, or are alarmed by adding any human
element… even… somatic component... such
cunning exactitude may serve to discredit the
whole field… if we get far enough away / over
the horizon of important enough thingies to so
measure …dis-proof by self-contradiction… so
…may indeed be the only accomplishment any
moren we expect… but, we were …there, man

The Schtinx …has …well over 10,000 years
of torrential rainfall erosion, and the adjacent
Schtinx Temple does not: obviously insulated
…and …great floods notwithstanding… Mars
has: "billions of years" worth of craters, but…
it would be bad science …to lose track o our
assumptions, how fuzzy are our dotted lines;
If they all hah-penned in one year …we'd be
…ignoring …something …important… Oh…

…n it's in the: "as if any of this could
…possibly matter" department, but…

…measuring in AUs
(Astronomical Units
yer Urth's distance:
from Sol, the sun…
~93 million miles or
~150 million km)
Venus is 0.707 AU
(root 2, over two),
Mercury is ~1/3 or
~(little) phi / 2 AU
Mmm-ours is ~5/3
or ~(big) Phi AU
just what planets
and other orbital
bodies do when
…given enough…
time, undisturbed
…sound familiar?
They're within…
range of the…
interesting…
numbers, we
…responsibly
…allow for the
…possibility of
other unknowns
…as contributing
factors, cuz we're
not in competition
with the data… oh

so, yer sayin: cuz yer 100%
full on white (FFF in hex)…
you can even …be an alien
…obviously frumma nuther
…space plannit …entirely…
n not only …will …hardly
…anyone even notice…
but if they …do, they'll…
know …better… than ta…
even seem like they realize
if izza most shock-in thingy…
/ ideae they ever encountered
…even while standin …right in fun…
fronta each orther, tolly payin attention;
they're all that prtacticed, as if born to it
…except for me, n i don even know…
how …offensive …that is …ta me…
so now, you know sumn about me:
any thingy else …in that category
…prollly …whirk on me any time

…hold on, i gotta take this…

1297
…
1298

there's …only so many…
clip-art original drawings
…we seen em all before
…if yer not bored wittem
or dunno who's …talkin?
…mebbe don matter, or:
go back n …reread it all
…n over again n again…
which …then you'll reach
…the same conclusion…
that's …not …the point…
n mebbe there isn't one?
and/or jus don need one
could be justa semicolon
…missin: frum yer thingy

…we dunno…
how annoyed:
iz appropriate

there's …no way we're …ever gonna
…appreciate ya …realistically, dude…
cuz …that's what we're forcin you ta do
n yer bein a pain in the azmiuth about it?

when zero-credibility
…has the only floor…

dun matter how sane ya are
…qualify for self-respect…

honest n innocent
…havin no effect…

wut ever ya can't complain about?
triggered by no one will save you?

do they mean to
build credibility,
they're sayin…

…they wear us …down…
til we're no longer able ta
honestly celebrate their…
behaving… maybe… cuz:
…that's not …what it is…

n then, we found
"don …whirry, i…
havva …plan…"?
was really the only
common element
…n whirked…
well enough…
in any case…
n "wut ever ya do…
keep yer mouth shut"
…n whatever else…
whirks every time…

jus …the bit
i would write

The Age of Aquarius doesn't begin for some time
…about 2150 AD, but not exactly, because… the…
dotted line we draw in the sky is modern and arbitrary
so partly irrelevant, purposely ignoring the dependent
criteria = sign-switching… thus: dubiously compelling
and/or vice-versa… then …this …modern …current…
contemporary erae …we all function and coexist in, is
a cusp of the Pisces and Aquarius ages, respectively?
what all we must really respect, I suspect... (if there…
were tonsa purple taking That seriously, for example)

Basic math do-over: the center of the galaxy is on
the ecliptic, right between Scorpio and Sagittarius
call that midnight… If everything else is relative to
that or works well enough... 360 degrees per circle
~ 365.25 days …per year …a remainder that has…
puzzled and confounded …philosophers for ages…
so might as well continue... ;o) but Precession is…
still ~1° every 72 years, so... 5.25 day long festival
now if we can jus gettem ta remove decimal points
…n …then spread out through time in all directions

If the inch, n the meter, n the plank length for that matter
were assigned using the same criteria (Earth dimensions
local speed of light), intentionally or otherwise, of course
the numbers work (same product, different supplier), but

…it deep-ends on readers being out of their depth
with regards to pertinent criteria, basic concepts…
such as math... it sells reassurance to the masses
free mandatory side-order of… taking sides …and
orders… without… thinking… Eschews sense, Oh

Then, it becomes propaganda …evangelizing for
"nothing to see anywhere, don even thinka askin"
that only the uninitiated may speak / are worthy to
consider anything important; Now, I'm not braggin
(notice i hafta put that to rest somehow real quick)
I'm complainin: n not only that …I'm not the first…
amateur cartographer to have disc-overed "44/45"
but I Think I am the only one I know who wants to
disc-uss it (and now I've told you That); I assume
because it can't be dismissed, or otherwise used
…as fodder for some other urgent complacency /
desperate optimism, leaping to a conclusion, cuz…
we only feel safe among a well-populated base, like
a moat / foundation… so, against forces of nature?

am i under duress right now?
or is jus …giving up entirely…
only / entirely my own ideae?

…expect …innaccurately…
incorrectly …inappropriately
…but for wut ever we pay ya

so, no one's hearda potholes…
or, the occasional orange cone
…but …potential drivers, when
applying for their license, must
be experts …on such secrecy?

well, there's: normal;
n there's …regular…
n there's expected…
n then, there's this…
wuddya think, Now?

what is the most… your organization
…has …demonstrated …it's …all…
ready, willin, n able to contribute…
n how much benefit of the doubt…
n how much interest over how long

haven't you even …considered…
wutta …hardship n trauma it'd be,
for yer …abusers ta be accused?
specially o schtick they really did?
there'd be… no defense for even?

you have given voice n power…
to especially invalid-incredulous
not jus criticism but charges, so
…one wonders wut all yer up to
ya need that to be so far gone?

if you dunno how ta…
schtick up for yerself?

…or jus if it has no effect…
what is the alleged criteria?

but, the nicest purple:
you can still ask em…
if they drvg you, right?

we're sposedta be:
still hazing you still

n the most
worrying…
thingy is…

prove to the random hampster
yer not its dungeoun master?

based on wut ya hafta go on…
validate yer camoed-position?
explain wut we got all worng…
make us feel liek …we belong

there's pain from yer ear…
to yer brain n now yer eye
…n until this point ya been
irritatingly wonderin why…

no one …seemsta …care
…if ya …live …or ya die…
in their own way, o course
(only input-info about em)

ya feel …stress, cuz…
there's: sweat formin,
onna insidea yer fun
…forehead, dude…

n liek iz …okay to?
which, o …course
…that ain… trve…
so: why wouldjou?

so …then, ya say,
"thanx, for rush-in
ta help me out, at
such short notice"

you don liek me!
…well… thanx…
mebbe …later…
keep …it …up?

is that wut ya…
say when ya…
look at yerself?
workin or lookin
at heaven or hell?
wut ever sed n wut ever it meant…
however it felt wuzza only real task
…ya needit ta be more or less that
cuz all i know is it ain cuul ta ask…
ya need for me to be even like this
so it's okay anything else along wit
jus til somone needs ta destroy this
what else would make a difference?
what kinda universe if that's all ok?
witta infinite timespace continuum

please don make me tellya
…wut i mean by any thingy

i'm still not mnad, unless
we're mislabeling, again
…i jus …don see: how…
ignoring …the obvious…
n bein happy …can exist
…in the same …con-text

like, we all …know…
i'll never …be …okay
…n maybe …even…
that's the part ya like

jus be liek Power Guile
n assume every buddy's
on yer side alla fun long?

…n that's what smiles are for
…smoothin those things over
…n new purple… so turnover

…ya …needem …ta …think…
they don …needta even say…
how …crazy they think ya are
…jus …seem that obviously…

but only to them
so ya catch em
pointin n laughin
tolly fun framin ya
knowin they know it
as if is okay n every
…see, That would be
…blowin Yer cover…

how am i bruised
…if not …there?

…the people…
know the past
…we …just…
passed it…

i blame you
personally…

it filters for empaths …via empathy…
n ya know yer sposedta de-story it…
but for sum de-rated readonm only?

mebbe the gods
only give you the
/ their: lil failures /
destined disasters
…to cover up their
…own mistakes…

if you or yer ilk 've
…ever been given
…a buncha schtick
…for: tryna be cuul

that's what the
…schtick is for
…or, digit: or…

…there's a …thingy wit…
specieses …in dis galaxy
…or any galaxy jus liek it,
or… close enuf …ta merit:
such distinctions, as follows
(tryna be somethin enough)
if yer species looks / seems
like it's not gonna be able to
construct a geometric thingy
(sum extragalactic structure)
n our possibly only purpose…
in the colder, vastest distance
…o intergalactic void space…
presents as …unwilling, or not
ready …or even jus unable yet
…to fully participate …in that…
next level bit / schtick / quest…
then it will, automatically: shun
anya even iz own inner beings
n accidentally of the potential
not even remotely interested
to …contribute to producing
sum …distant descendant:
also ready, willin, n able…
ta pilota ya outta a galaxy,
is …why we hadda get ya:
offa plannit, as if a comedy
…n cuz …also, ya'd whirry?
possibly …Yer only purpose

so… in order ta …appear…
like ya had nuttin ta do wit…
wut ever they …used ya for?
n also neither did they, they
made it look liek sumn else
ta make it seem ta anyone
perfectly understandable n
…wut ever else hah-pens…
ta you, or any buddy else…
never gonna see ya again?
…don even …hafta …hope
…now, they don wan ya ta:
think that o them, them that
cuz: yer not the only purple
never woulda thoughta that
n wouldn even do that back
…see, so: they got nuttin ta
whirry, don even need hope
…no promises, their culture

jus …assume iz yer fault…
n …nuttin can be dunna…
bouttit… alreddy checked

…weird even here…
yeah, that Is strange

mebbe if i thought ya
weren't fuzzin wit me

they think they Are superior
cuz they havva skill which
…you never …hearda…
no matter …how much?
…ya hafta lean inta it…
so, that's what matter is:
…takin sum advantage…
n then they lean inta That

we whirry they have bad thoughts n feelins for us
…for not havin bad thoughts n feelins for Them…

ya hafta getta havva:
alla yer needs, n they
…hafta ahearda that…
n so, amongst em bein
transparent accountin?
…if they don need you:
ta know it makes sense,
how much duzzit hafta?

There is a point to the East-Southeast of Giza
which is exactly 5000 cubits or something
…from the centers, or peaks, or apexes
of each of the three main pyramids…
(shading the Schtinx possibly daily)

but only as: "Math-Dude" I can tell
you …n… prolly most orthers, sure
…i could live a bagazillion zerl-gons
tolly not knowin wit u'm talkin about…
say it witta straight face n every thingy
…you still wouldn ever contradict it…
cuzza how a universe is assembled?
…i'm safe in assumin
if there's notta amulate
in placea art chackrae
"that is not an accident"
(and as… Math Dude…
I may be obligated to?)

…imagine ya …gotta buncha
…cardboard …cuttouts, ok…?
who desperately needta feel ok
…but are …only allowed to use
/ think …superficial …thoughts
…now, puttit all on tv, n every
thingy that hah-pens to em?
better be their own fault…
right, yer gonna redefine
…obedience ta mean…
wut ever self-destructs

is it so unreasonable to need
to be taken seriously enough

…conscientiously
trying everything…
is being discredited

…needta be …more okay wit…
havin nuttin ta do wit any buddy
…only …forseeable possibility?
…n that's either …tolly okay, or:
not even reasonable to suspect

n Then, the endless undying
laughter echoing inna distant
timeless universe indefinitely?

…wut if… ya …needed a …free lunch…
n the only way that was gonna hah-pen is
as a local custom, wut ever space station
the waiter comes by n takes a poll
whoever the nicest purple is
…gets ta …eat …for free…
every buddy else hasta pay
based on how sneaky tricky
…fall upon their neighbors
/ each other …they are?

readonable reassurance
is way too much to ask?

right, it'd be a …race to the
bottom of the integrity well;
n then, every buddy sayin:
iz infintely distant forever?
there's yer echo-laughter

1298
…
1299

all i …really know is…
i don have permiss-ion
…any thingy beyond…
wut ever i …canna do

the gods are neither
…really surprisable
nor …satisfiable?

how izzit you din
see that comin?
or nada llowed
ta …prepare?

you don gettit
izza gifta hint
…they're only
nice when yer
fallin for sumn

endless parade
o nice purple…
canna stand ya
as further proof

all i really know is
wut if …blondes…
were all 8 feet tall:
thought they were
…sooper smart…
even that was the
only real problem
…n every buddy
lettem think that
jus bumpin inta
stuff all clumsy
thinkin they're
…the same…
height …as…
every buddy…
n every buddy…
lettem think that…
cuz they're blondes…
then, it would be okay?
but, that's …this culture…
orther plannits out there…
very thin …atmpspheres…

find their lanes over time…
gravity's never the same…

…yeah, but if…
they …were…
wheezin, it…
wouldn be
…funny

well, i know…
sumn i fogrot

accept
…sum
…gist

who believes
any thingies
nice purple
say ta me?

jus that ideae
so important?

musta been jus
…pre-tendin ta…
digit ya for ages…
settlin for lil candy
…tide em over for
wut ever that is?

so, you Are a…
mind reader TM;
now, why would
that lessen yer
…credibility?

cuz, this is torture to me, i'm
jus nada llowed ta complain

i'd cry, even
…if i could?

n then, wut ever they
…talk ya inta nexst…

i think ya athe me
n wanna …llik me
ta dieth …wit pain
n even …alla nice
thingies… ever…
hah-penned, any…
wuz jus pre-tendin…
settin me up straight
/ waitin for yer arrival
…so, yer prolly onna
pretty busy schedule

nah, i
got all
day…

…so, liek if:
bully schtick
madeit offa…
space plannit
n run rampant,
thru a …galaxy
…cuz, you don
…gettit… yet…
iz why iz …funny
…fun-e… see…
n then we break

it normalizes rationalizing
…every thingy we need…
bein …ever outta reach…
yet we must keep striving
…only cementinmg us all
in utter fun hopelessness

really, no one knows:
why i panic even any?

…if we bought it, wut…
rights're inna package?

…it's more important that…
we accept how things are?
than i should live through it
izza lessn in civics physics
as if we needta be prepared
we din sign up for nuttin tho
better be jus parta a slogan

my reality is… i expect to be
as routinely …ignored, as if:
that's ok, so …i think i'm not
worthy of consideration, but
not allowed to …prepare for:
havin to be hope-less again,
starting when least possible

my thingy is: i getta needta hafta
…feel that way …sum …how…

the box i get will be
…fit only for crying

so, then… we each express our-selves
in our own way …/ manner / fashion…
n we've …learned ta leave a …mark /
imp-ress-ion onna universe as we pass
…which …substitutes for …meaning…
n if it says we havva worng impress-ion
however way we may've …gotten there
…can be …as… ignored… / justified…
n then …turn that slash …sideways…
but ya thought ya hadda guud readon
…mebbe iz nuttin yer reelee doin…
but …either way …i'm still scarier?

there's nowhere i'm welcome
…n no one will admit it ever…
what they have for me instead
i'll be obliged to think is …better
than i should hope for, n lucky to
be given that chance to try again
so when it continues as expected
…we can make me into any thingy
else i'm not… to prevent any i am?
…i smell …a box fulla …red lines…
i hand you this disaster called a lief
…pick it up n puzzle wittit, if ya liek

…the show's
almost over…

i panic cuz
disaster…

i don't understand your alleged disability
therefore i getta take advantage of you?
…hand it over, or else i'll tell the teacher
…why don't you just ignore it n be cuul?

you can take our whirds for it, we're…
doin… every thingy we feel we should

do you… So have a right ta be here?
n what necessary restrictions apply?

no ideae why every buddy athes me
…jus …i don de-serve ta know jus…
from …alla inconveniencing already

how is it not satire / sarcasm, jus…
pretending any thingy is possible?

i feel trapped, pointless, hopeless…
no one wants anything any different
except to say i am anything different
…so …what… we don't hafta: admit
/ accept …whatever i …really …am?

…alla our …opt-ions…
lead to the same point
…nada llowed to be…
able ta fun guess em?
…at yer service, then

how is moren enuf sarcasm
…never reassurance enuf?
izzit jus you? n every time?

all i …know is…
i jus… Must be…
that …insufferably
unwhirthy o mercy,
or else… there'll be
Such …Hay'll ta pay
(is where a funny is;
tryn keep bearings)

but if all yer kindness
re-mains a secxret…
how sdhold we exist?

mebbe we're jus pro-grammed
…ta …fall upon each orther…
n it …makes …perfect sense
on sum …higher upper level

so, there is …no con-tingency
where yer …not gonna get me
all worng, justa stress n sty me
/ more …hope-lessly de-serving

…no ideae wut
i'm doin… but…
yeah, i …do be-
lieve in disaster

sum only use their art ta hurt
so, we gotta be very careful
but we only know frum how
they are …n they're better

dinnit ever… occur ta ya's
…yer comin off as more…
capable / comnfoundable?
as a taboo combination…

there's rocks, in…
yer Art chackrae?
notta healthiest
thingy, though

strange… but, i think it's jus
The Purple …i ever meet…
which is also tolly styrange
so that's a connection now

n then, every thingy
yer Not is measured
…until when though?

you have bedgeted stress
but don whirry, iz na cuz
yer not …nice enough?

…jus get …mnad …n makem be-have?
til they know there's nuttin they can do?

they needta feel that way only about
those they hafta beg for mercy frum
wit …constant reassurance they'd
never be so like that emselves?

irregardless o yer spoecial chances…
yer sposedta digit every thingy there is
…so we can measure more accurately

…how'd ya get…
Your special purple
to go along with bein
so that okay with that?

…they made it about…
every single wunna em
hasta hug n hold hands
wit 10 spots in their teef
n nah even sayin nuttin
ntil sum buddy comaes
over / around ta take it
…nless they yawn n it
falls out onna ground…
or the wind whisks / slips it away
or …sumn else …unforseen, liek
…the clown witta bucket-fulla em
jus… gets back inna clown car, n
disappears through the trap door
that the circus tent was built on?

cuz, my self-esteem is based on
how straight purple are wit me n
i'm only ever really any guud for:
wut …ever use they have for me
…so, y'see how my heart could:
nevera been inta that, at all any?
thus, iz …notta valid experiment
n ya hafta refund alla me munny

are you really so selfish… that ya
needta jus do sumn that'll whirk…
you take any thingy left onna shelf

…and clearly it is known:
Moogle-Gaps has that…
fenced-in courtyard as…
pint sized pyramids there

…there is… so much about…
that specific subset o shapes
and/or collection of 3D objects
…which is …obviously …justa…
story problem for vector calculus
which seems to say it can teach us
…way more than we already know…
but… what… not on …our …watch?
It's the Anti-key-theram Mechanism
obligatorially changing the subject on
prepared presentations more important?

Gentlemen, I love inches; I love meters;
I use them every day... but most aliens
…prolly never hearda em, really, ok?
so… science is as science does…

n Empirical observations aside…
iz: forest v trees: rainy v grumpy
…we …canna be so a-frayed…
to see this thingy for what it is…
or can we? with what technology?
Invent any other unit of measure
only common factor allow-able…
being based on Earth dimens-ions
…I suggest to expect similar results
dubious v compelling… maybe prolly

…Meesa propose…
the original architects
weren't even religious?

but, wut if… even yer fungus:
is far more …interesting-ish?

100 years from now
…yer …species is…
destined to disc-over
plastic in every fungus
…so vice versae tolly…
fungus in every plastic?
whole time / alla long…
n also that there's only
one fungus, per space
plannit… any time any
…usually named Gus
or, sometimes… Guy

n they all know each orther
throughout any alla galaxies
beyondo any …space n time
cuz they're reelee inna nuther
fidderent …dimension entirely
(dimens-ion-al subset, really)
not even …whirried about us
wut we're… up to / in to, any
n they: wannus ta do drvgs?
so it causesa kinda scandal
creates a tonna con-fus-ion
which we'll …all needta use
ta escape …dis universe…
fulla …galaxies, n wut not?

see, cuz you were born a twin;
only ya don rember, cuz… well
they gave ya all kindsa drvgs…
n that …orther whole person is:
havin a fidderent lief sum where
else… beyondo yer percept-ion
wit …amazing sooper powers…
/ only readon why yer created…
(don whirry, onna nuther plannit);
but you, Dudeman comic Legend
yer an …accidental …byproducta
wut ever mutant magic therein TM
…so, ya seem …jus liek a clone…
n i'm only …tellin ya dis …in casea
alla alarms goin off when we board

n see, so …later, you can tell
…how n why we'd be… tolly
scared if we din know ya…

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if they really were guyud for ya,
ya'd liek em… or ya …wouldna
…survived so long… now, eh?

wut makes me /
why do i …say
…any thingy…
or think, or do

yer sposedta keep tryin
even though there's no
possibility o survival…

so they jus don hafta ever callus back
n then say we din do wut ever in time
n then hang up cuz they're swamped

don whirry, those toxic vegetables…
'll arrive in Shy-nah, or Banga-desk,
or Dorkiest-Freak-ia… just in time?

jus get yer card
…membership?
…is …inclvsion?

…wut if we're not…
all really the same
…species, even?

the emotions …don …hafta
…get involved… send the…
emotions …home, or w'ever

free-dumn ta bump
…inta each orther…
jus stop complainin?

do you know that
you hafta be inna
better fun mood?

they'll say ya were tryna
take advantage of them

it hah-pens cuz yer not sposedta expect it;
n then, jus overreact all unprepared, so…

ok, thirteen… times a hundred… go
…wuzzis …sound liek …ta… you…
…any / every thingy there is ta do…
don whirry, ya …won't be …able to?
n any / every thingy ya Do do, izza
…guudy nuff readon ta yell at you
…if we hafta go ta scifi readons?
…they make more sense ta…
those wit …imaginations…

these character methods
…havva …pizza place…
so sposedly …nuff sed

We wanna vacation
oh …we forget wuz
that place on your
cozy / quaint little
…space plannit…
where …reverends
becomae governors
and Kings becomae
doctors… jus for fun

a third of a century
a third of a year…
or a …decade or
…a millennium?
dun matter, jus:
keep fun tryin?

n the ray-gun perspective / prescription
is ta jus …say that there’s sum purple…
maybe even sayin, or "purple are sayin"
or they will say or some could even this:

…n that’s the only thingy to…
really be afrayeda, or a most
important item aspect o that
…phenomenon in quest-ion
so jus sorted by that column
is any thingy n every thingy?
even all at once / …alla long
…but …foist, we hafta check
n …every buddy likes to be…
conscientious… enuf… right?

so, if they're never there ta hayalp:
comprehensively solve a problem?
jus make it whirse, more confusing
/ confounding… better …incentive?
duzzit mean we're right ta be worng
…izzat how …they're all operating?
…wut intel …they're all …goin by?

cuzziz: stilla justa fun pizza place…
witta nuther stablishment next door
…n who cares if they're all aliens…
if they dunno our culture …enough;
if they think they hafta ba gangsters
…n even if that accidentally whirks;
n even if iz cuz they din even know
cuz they were told the same thingy
frum the same ironic / uninformed
source o all mis-dis-in-format-ion
…even justa tolly havvem on…

Because if we’re afraid…
it says we deserve to be
protected and nobody
has the right to take
that away from us
…no …buddy…

mebbe iz …cuz ya
…don got nuttin…
against any buddy
…n don tellus ya…
never thoughta that

but, we should relax:
every buddy has the
right to be afrayeda
wut ever they’re on
w'ever kinda thingy
…you think this is…
We don… hafta say
we’re …addicted ta…
any thingy especially,
even that… I mean…

'ow izzit we canna say…
they jus… don liek nice?
I mean, if They can say
…alla Those thingies…
jus so far …how long
izzis list gonna hafta
be… n howzit notta
competit-ion, then?
n 'owzat not insane
…see, ya gotta lotta
…x-plain-in …ta do
…alreddy n …we’re
not even on vacation
…but, say: "yet," too

So, if some totally
…non-progressive
person …wanted to
call me up …n say…
hey they were going
to …not pay me, to
not do websites…
ever again even
/ for myself …do
I… have to like:
music enough?

Cuz …if we’re honest…
n… Mean what we say…
Conscientious / consistent
wit… Any science or fact
so Useful a second time;
We'd …hafta walk away,
From everything there is
justa have morality… Oh

…n all this stuff needs to be kept
top secret in case it's dangerous?

…n Then …if you …need to…
we can prove it mathematically
…that even …hypervigilance…
is no match for hyper not-attack
…if ya hafta be Naïve n Petty…
but …yeah …they …still do tolly
get mnad when you or even they
…can’t manipulate, or do they…

Cuz, if you could …consciously
affect your own neuroplasticity
it could be …calmed or calm
…or called sumn else, even
altogether, entirely …jus…
someone else n …altering
alla those for you… n then
…use your imagination…

is there a category…
for generic labeling?

so, we may have…
already filtered out
both sides of that…
function / equation

Every buddy get your last
"power o positive thinkin"
jokes / gigs / bits / schtick
outta a way / out inna open
…before enda biz tomorrow

Because …the system
…already …filters out…
those who're too nice ta
hafta even call back, so…
set back n relax n do nuttin

if e-vade culture could ever e-scape:
its planets of origins escape velocity
by a gravity function without math…
is just so incomprehensibly unlikely
/ that unfathomably …improbable…
/ that we don even… Getta know…

so, they'll get behind e-volut-ion
…if it …sez they …getta win…
wit-out …havina …try, even?

…when you can …honestly say… ok…
there are no disenfranchised anymore
…then we can relax n be alreddy right

well, i would expect
…ta be …made…
fun of, to death…
very made fun of
very to death…
wut would… U?

they have four
Q's jus for us
but we hafta
…act …now

do we know
how ta use
…a fork?

ay, so…
where a…
Hay'll 're we…
sposedta park?

nowhere, jus
drive around
until sumn…
hah-pens…
n …then, iz
okay ta jus:
hafta walk?

untli all we know
…is all there is…
n jus …useless…

n were …nada llowed ta do any thingy
via pre-tending it’s all our own ideae?

so, there’s …maybe no con-vincing us
…there’s …nothing we can do, that
doesn’t …not land well… go…

What am I sposedta …believe again
…jus …whirry about …every thingy?

cuz, the guy who’s always wrong about every thingy…
all ya gotta do is jus say ya dunno, so many …exactly
times inna row, n you’ll know every thingy there is inna
universe, or anyone needs ta, now where’s that amulet?

Yeah, I don see how this whirks out for any buddy that
doesn’t enjoy bad thingies hah penning to nice purple?
unless there’s …sumn else …they’d prefer …instead…

What optimism, no offense, hasn’t been sarcasm?
it discredits everything about me, all the way up to
and including morality, integrity, accountability Any

mebbe if ya could …prove ya don
…de-serve ta be treated this way…
under a rules o …guud guys unions

I can’t tell if you need me to not
exist, or just not seem complicit

Cuz if everything there is, is either:
someone picking a fight wit me, or
laughin I fell for it again, or sayin…
"gee, I dunno" …liek That's okay

it… Is "fight, flight, or freeze"
…forcing artificial isolation…

n how any "sooper.weird.thingies"?
about ya are jus …cover, really for:
"sum.slightly.weird.thinges" …when
taken together… jus by emselves…
would make ya as a secret agent or
…sumn… not …even …then, eh…?

if the universe were liek that,
even anywhere innit… sum…
orther thingies …would exist?

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